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Cringe Merch Review Presentation

today I'm going to buy the cringiest merch possible this is cursed even cringier than the first time we did this video CH Leon a diap are you kidding me oh my God the worst things you'd do before you'd wear these I'm sorry you've been waiting for so long cuz you got that 20K Li fast and I just never made it this time I've asked you to design some of the pieces and I have to say you did not disappoint again like I did in the other video I'm going to wear some of these in public but this time I'm also going to give some of these to my friends oh my what the fu is this bro what the spell you children so anyway let's go through some of the submissions and see what we have I am scared this is so that means we have to get a bike too I have a bike I only love fortnite and my mom I'm sorry wow that's up there for a buy it's boy size that it says 7 to8 years y was on sale though half prize all right this person's cooking this person's cooking this one is actually I'm going I think I'm going to have to buy this one straight out the battle bus oh my God that is incredible yes this is not [Laughter] oh that caught me off I at first I was like why is there a guy farting and then I read the word fart and I just got me no Mom I can't pause fortnite this is terrible this one is questionable it says luckin YouTube shirtless and I think that might be llin my thought is like there's so many things wrong with this it's 11:00 p.m. at night and that's what they Googled their phone's on 23% battery like what are they doing this is a great gift for lazy beab it was my now my question is right where would you hold Fruity's face would you hold her her eyes the eyes the eyes man or or like what about those people in chat who are manual drivers they might be they might hold just like the eyebrows relationship status single taken fortnite I've seen that one before different colors potential potential different colors yeah yeah could work what's the product classic what's the dog yeah can you get a dog you put it on a dog oh it's a dog shirt I behave for v-bucks not bad it looks exactly like another one that I've got you mean fortnite this is a slay sh this is the defaults pregnant what no this is cursed this is [Laughter] cursed chug jug chug Jug's actually brilliant loser fruit the definition of not winning many fortnite videos I like how they put the pronunciation of your name too just in case fruit Lobby this is winter shirt he's got to wear that no way has someone done this Chun Le on a diaper are you kidding me I like this yes I'm a lazy beam fan so I get I get this for luy and I get this for Lennon purposely spelled laser beam Wrong by the way no I'm I'm okay with that who's that no who is it is it I think so buy this FY no it's just no this is so this whole thing is so cursed seeking a mil mama is interested in luer fruit lofu made me S stream is my passion oh God I would rather die than wear that like don't don't don't that is actually so good she just keeps looking at me you know whatever she is droing a p treat treat it's for in the bracket don't worry everyone no that's fire that's oh [ __ ] A put fit in fortnite look at it's just a bunch of lucif fruits and a bunch of girly Popkins keep calm and grind to Unreal with me please for p underwear it's time for our first outfit I'm ready to go oh I didn't notice you saw this awesome skirt I have with all the emotes on it oh yeah I was wearing that the whole time you didn't notice alongside this I have to add one more accessory code lofu Banger there nothing you can say about this is a banger we're going to wear this one out in [Music] public now we're here now what let's go on to the next one keep calm and grind to Unreal with me te let's sweat together I hate this one but maybe it's kind of cute actually maybe I don't hate this one no because I actually think I hate it and then I put it on I look fantastic I don't understand how I pull this [Music] off like make it make sense why does fortnite why does cringy fortnite match actually like look good on me Read It and Weep not only does it say dropping at your mom's house It also says for treats in bracket kid and you know what for some reason I think that makes it kind of weirder your mom play fortnite what's your mom doing later relationship status single no taken definitely not cuz fortnite yeah I have a seven-year committed relationship right now let's just really sink that [Music] in this is another thing I got this cup that says hot girls play fortnite Am I Wrong tell me right here to my face that hot girls don't play fortnite tell me I may have ordered some leggings I am so sad I didn't get to wear these they're going to look [ __ ] but these are actually the best thing ever oh my God the fact that I could have worn these in are you kidding me right now I honestly think me working out has honestly prepared me to look good in these you notice I've been working out since the last video how is this look good on me it looks good but also what he looking at I like fortnite girls do it too I need to St wearing this [ __ ] man I need to take this up now this is not mother I piss the bed guess what I'm wearing underneath I don't want to know the ugly this is the worst shirt I'm actually like so impressed I'm wearing this like I want to die it works no that works that works Bloss through the snow Christmas classic hey Mom thanks for the invite oh this yeah I'm just flossing through the snow hey hey you've worn every other outfit that we've gotten all right you just need to wear this last one I'm just feeling shy today no no you'll nail it I've seen it it looks it looks good I I did not know it said flossing on the front my sweat up oh my God see told you people were going to come swe could I ask you a quick question though could you rate her sweater what do you rate it out of 10 9.5 9.5 not bad I mean killing it today oh man definitely of 9.25 it is an average of nine right now that is insane wow my god look how famous is could you rate the sweater actually for me uh give the sweater mhm yeah it's a yes 10 out of 10 don't say that yeah no I love I do I love uh I love a silly sweater sweater get I get that I love it no it was a 10 yeah it was a 10 might be the best combo cuz this is this is my favorite outfit oh my God these pants these beautiful pants good morning camera but you know why is the good morning because we are wearing the literal best pants listen you know sometimes when I wear these things out in public I'm like I'm a little bit embarrassed this one I am so proud bam can I get reaction to the greatest pants ever oh my God they're the greatest though aren't they are they fortnite pants who how did you get those I know they're meant to be cringe but I think these are really cool pants right I think like I think they've gone so like yeah I know I know I think I've killed it too hard today you know look like PJs your F night shirt I really want to get that shirt now can I ask opinion of my pants I didn't even notice crazy they're amazing okay thank you why are they pregnant oh yeah why he pregnant you don't notice that at first cool they're pregnant there's so there's a long list of things I do before wearing those in public how many like give give give me give me some things the worst things You' do before you'd wear these Mur I understand you wish you had my confidence I get it I could pair this with my fart night shirt you didn't get to see that yesterday straight out of the battle bus I got some crazy reactions when I wore this tour a party by the way like crazy reactions so I just really don't want to wear this NE next thing a mil shirt we got the pants man I love fortnite that's what it means man I love fortnite okay don't get it twisted I just love fortnite if you want me to do a video again but please like really don't of this because there was so many things that got left out like yeah this video like did get like 30k likes maybe I'll consider doing it again yeah because it's like I just don't want to do it and I'm still not to the cringiest part yet [Music] I I just hate it like I hate it it's just it won't stop no matter where you move it just won't stop staring at [Music] you man I love fortnite M Lisa murder fruity I put the fit in fortnite it's got like all the Skins there's me in the corner there but ah I got a gift for my Duo winter here comes the sweat of the lobby he's going to wear it all the time I know that oh my got a winter fan no one no but you're wearing a shirt shut up listen I've been making some cringe merch uh communities made some and they made and I thought you know what I shouldn't be the only one to enjoy them and you're my jewer you know what yeah what are you getting at so like I got you a shirt that of course you're going to love to wear and you have to wear it right you promise before you see you promise you wear right is this getting shipped to my house is that what is that I'll ship this to your house I'll ship this I promise you'd wear it yeah I promise I'll so concerned yeah you promise I am I'm I'm honestly concerned con it's going to be something like like like with me on being like your jewer type of thing that's what you're worried about aren't you honestly I got I don't know what I'm expecting here but uh it's not it's not that but okay okay well if it's not that bad then yeah fun at all okay we this bad boy here comes the sweat of the lobby classic you have to wear that yeah I wear it stream it'll be lit you promise Comes The Sweat of the love yeah look it's you it's so lit oh my God yeah oh my God awesome I can't wait to see we thank you so much it's fine it's so fine it's so fine it could have been a lot worse I just want to remind you it could have been a lot worse right I'm so sad this one arrived late so you know I've got no public ones but it's just pretty much expressing how I feel and it's just like I love fortnite I love fortnite it's a dress why does it look why does it kind of look like one of those Galaxy outfits in fortnite where it looks like it's not actual textured but you could be cute I love fortnite bam oh no with this you know what there's been too many shirts and pants what about a hat that says stream sniper so I have some gifts from people and you know what I'm just just that nice person people like laser beam saw some of my drip on the weekend and said I unironically need to get that fake fortnite merch and you know what before I even said that we already thought about him for this video we chose two that you saw from before at the office and I'm a bit nervous to give them gifts so I'm just going to bring the final gift is under here they haven't seen that yet right let's go find Lennon and lucky all right what do we got first up got God this already sucks socks for you guys oh hell yeah that is wait why is his that's up mine's my fornite skin that's the worst thing better yeah you don't have any oh you could have done the pogy moment yeah this is really sick the quality of this is awesome it says code laser with a A on it I was expecting an e well it's not a hell yeah man I got my uh username power Lin it's wrong my username is power locky that's funny you would know that that's funny I like that wow that's incredible that's just so go I'm a bit nervous about the next part I won't done Jesus Christ sorry I'm doing this for you hell yeah give me some fortnite Crocs laser drip needs to be studied this one I'm so sorry about this lucky I'm so sorry about this next situation but that's okay this shirt is for you I think you're going to love it oh my God Kimi what have we got by way this is fanade wow so sorry it's not a laser be fan like to wear you're in that oh I'm in it yeah wow damn who the [ __ ] that guy I've never heard of La be oh this is for [ __ ] this guy I don't know I don't know who that is yeah why you spelled it wrong a fan of who yeah who am I fan of I don't know holy [ __ ] I will say it was made by my community they Community suck fuing spell you children called aing alphabet this was spell right this might actually be lowkey C that [ __ ] it ain't [ __ ] hard the community really made this and we got to print it and vote it on that's up your present should they really made this so obviously he got something laser be themed and I have I got something Lucky them is that is that what I got are you ready he seems to be laughing already so you no this is K which way do I open it so I don't know if you cook but it's a nice apron oh my god oh it's an apron oh my what the [ __ ] is this bro what the [ __ ] man like I know what the [ __ ] that's from a vlog that someone did in Florida and I'm like God damn there you go you get nipple in everything hey man you've changed kind of kind I see you shirtless a lot you've changed did you send this to a woman God damn this makes me want to power up power up at home tonight it's just my own bag eat sleep fornite matter I thought I was going to get some cold forite I wanted this fine I'll get you guys something goodge like I want drop it at your mom's house I thought I was getting some of that I was like [ __ ] yeah I mean it's pretty good oh that's pretty cool thank you always a good time so great Catherine I love free presents free presents are great thank you Cat make sure to subscribe say that don't you say that maybe you don't know who the Catherine is I don't know I'm just saying Catherine but wait Lennon there something fails do you want to see it before I give it to oh chug jugs the Chug jugs wonder if she'll wear that for that's so cursed that is cursed good job cat thanks and maybe 30k likes you know actually get them some decent merch if we do another video part three chug jugs we got it made we got it made and you know what laser beam skin drinking out of some you know what it's wrong to wear actually now I think about it this definitely needs to go to his girlfriend Ela so let's um let's give it to her you got me merch yeah really that's ni go oh check out these this beautiful pink chug chug bikini chug oh and it's lannon's face yes chug jugs chugging jug chug jugs that's this is so thoughtful yeah so you know I know you going on a holiday soon yes Yes somewhere warm I'm definitely going to wear this yeah definitely wear it does it have bottoms no it doesn't okay it's right you'll find time wear yeah yeah I feel like no one else should wear it but you you thank you so much wow I love it you shouldn't have hey those some nice chug juges thanks man getting so much great i' like to drink those chug jokes all right I'm done no I'm going to treasure this throwing it out no this is um this is one of a kind I'm just going to go now yeah yeah no that's but thank you hey look forward to doing a video again like that for more Great Moments or moments like that that would be great cool good creation good creation you guys all if you like this video you should go check out part one it was it was it was good and um yeah don't like this video because I do not want to do this the third time please