Transcript for:
Apocalyptic Survival and Character Dynamics

get a move on [Music] guys shoot hold this no time to slack off people this is life or death run look I didn't mean for that to hit you sorry really I'd never hurt you on purpose second door to the right guys everybody in owie why are we in the toilet it's the only way to the bunker what about the subway oh yeah I need some alone time six six six six you get out here right now and what what do you want ow oh God that was an accident I swear six come back will you shut up you're going to give my hiding spot away oh boohoo it's the literal apocalypse that thing threw us in jail and it weakened our powers who knows what else it'll do with us we did didn't even see it you guys had your chance to get in here but no it was a stupid hiding spot that's dirty and beneath you I meant that literally no you didn't please six we can't stay here we're sorry we don't have to deal with this 10 we'll Force our way in out of the way what the ow six no every number for themselves six I'm in danger six [Music] six hello 10 how you glad that thinger would have pesky B and Shan around my leg I just got this new skin I don't need this [Music] anymore come on [Music] oh my gosh six you survived that thing you like my hat I used to wear it all the time what what is this come on in what is this place this six is our key to surviving this whole Fiasco we've got everything we need here bed TV food water bucket this place is perfect well it was perfect whatever there's another room follow me clean this mess up shut up so your plan is to what just sit here and hide zero our entire world is being destroyed you think I don't know that I know more about that thing than anyone here everything we need to know to get rid of it is in here but first we got to regroup there we go come to zero bunker it works huh what works nothing come to zose Bunker do you know where that is no it's on Google Maps oh okay come to Zero's bunker please leave me alone come to Zero's bunker bro well he said bro so I have to do what he says but I'm stuck on a drop tower I love not going to Zero's bunker come to Zero's bunker I'm highly suggestable seven please save us why aren't you listening how can it not see you come to zero yummy I love appetizers appetizers well good luck what I got six's drill hey hey let me in I really wish I could you could you easily could time for a dinner leave me alone I don't even taste good now that that's over with we've got a uh go through my videotape collection what I was hoping I'd never have to go through these again but one of these tapes has an in-depth manual on how to deal with that thing oh that doesn't sound too bad just play it one problem they're all unlabeled we're going to have to watch through them until we find the real one are we watching the tapes now yay I'll be taking that stop you guys are supposed to be cleaning don't you worry we finished good as new a shush it's starting everyone give it up for our next comedian Z Z hello GOI it's so great to perform for you all I'd like to thank my friend zero zero zero and oh zero get to the jokes okay uh first joke so I was out with my friend zero at an archery range and I end up getting a bullseye immediately so my friend asks how I did it and I respond I don't know I guess I just zeroed in on the target my name is zero by the way you guys are supposed to be laughing no way why would you ever keep this hello what is this let me in pack it up guys fun police is here oh my God everyone is coming here this is where you ran off 2 six here you know in all the painful years I've known you this is by far the worst most irresponsible thing you've done leaving us all to die up there while you sit here watching stupid videos where does it end with you six five I'm trying to watch a video here are you recording mhm okay let's do this a stupid video isn't going to convince me otherwise wise we need to be out there fighting waa ow ow I think I broke my hip there are more of these dozens one of them will tell us how to beat this thing well then let's get started no five you're right you should help outside I'll deal with this tape nonsense myself I'm always the one stressing about something I'm on break for now okay hello I'm zero and this is my audition for so you think you can sing No Way first I was afraid I was petrified you brought sunscreen right yes food and water yes lava prooof bodysuits what the floor is lava now wow or it could be delicious orange soda only one way to find [Music] out oh wow is that lava un time me right now 14 no still going to e your skin but but you if you don't untie me my skin will be burnt by the lava and then your perfect skin will taste horrible I can't let that happen I will not protect you with my life yay until all of this blows over then I'll e justk it again a okay zero this has been a long game you've won the most money ever in this Show's history this is a public access show so it's not that much but still impressive there's one last hurdle you have to go through before you take all of that cash home the spelling be the word you need to spell is zero are you screwing with me nope I mean that's my name yep it's literally spelled on the board this is how we've always done it uh okay then z r o zero wait no oh so sorry zero but that was not the correct spelling now you have to sit here and watch your money counter slowly approach zero oh okay give me the next one six here you go this is the best day I've had in a [Music] while huh are you recording me delete that right now I still can't believe I got that I was just randomly recording that thing is really screwed up a lot huh lava's never burned me before that's weird uh-oh eight I've always LED you what like platonically guys I'm stuck on a drop tower oh I'm going to be stuck here forever why is my mouth heing I don't know maybe that was my platonic friendship Bubble which is only activated by strong platonic love for my best friend eight he's just so cool why are they not listening to me did they not like me did they find out that I was the one who released 14 that one time ow ow that's the calest I've ever seen them together good for them good for them they're laughing at me it's not our fault your videos are so embarrassing cherry picking you're only playing the ones where I'm embarrassing you guys have plenty of embarrassing videos you for have won the algebra Elementary spelling be how does it feel good you four just raised $10,000 for charity how does it feel good girl you for just rescued six kittens and three puppies from a burning building how does it feel good stupid tapes why did I not label these uh next video you read my mind we are so in sync today the was Rising so fast what does this thing even want with us I don't know Tenny but I won't let it hurt you I have a plan to get out of this jail two zoo zoo come and help me they got me out of here last time and if it's not working this time two must be dead does that mean that all of our friends are dead six eight those little gray Circle things all gone forever I'll get an epic tattoo to remember their legacy oooh seasoning never mind I did no such thing what I don't want them dead I want them in jail I cannot find them who is this that's not important your friends will be up here eventually the lava will root them out it just needs to rise ow H what the oh no okay guys we have no time to waste this place will be full of lava in no time oh yeah I forgot about the apocalypse uh not this one huh why it's not important why are you still holding it then no way is it the video I thought it was destroyed the video about the thing better you have to let us watch it you have to no well there's four of us and one of you we have to watch every video Zero not this one I know it's not the one we're looking for I'm begging please don't you can't do this to me for the Love of All algebra stop that's for flushing us down a toilet let me out of here I'm going to count to three one two oh [Laughter] 15 listen what's that 15 you want to get married yes stop laughing at me you couldn't just listen to me huh you just had to keep watching I saved all of your lives with this bunker and I didn't even get a thank you I can't make you all respect me but I can stop myself from being mocked there it's over well that was a nice tantrum zero but how are we supposed to defeat the thing if we can't figure out how that was a rental should have thought about that before laughing at me what you've doomed us all I doomed us all you guys would have all burnt to a crisp before he found the right tape it could have been the next one now we'll never know if it was the next one we would have watched it already if you listen to me you are such a baby you the biggest wher I know now guess what you've outclassed me seven hi guys the sewer told me to give this to the most w z my prize you suck oh are you guys watching Zero's tapes what how do you know about these I've watched them they're funny you zero should invest in more security for your building so that's how you got in the pipe those tapes are so entertaining I kept one of them as a souvenir I swear there's no way you're kidding come on well great we can't even watch it anymore why not use the TV in your base it's not safe up there a it's not safe down here either you're right everyone to the subway oh Mr mysterious thing I'm scking like a tree if I have just one wish be to be free the lava is getting higher close to my toes if me and 14 survives Nobody Knows guitar solo this song is no good without the percussion play your tambourine now fine oh Mr mysterious thing I'm sicking like it if you don't stop I'm going to make the lava rise even faster you may have weakened our physical Powers but nothing can stop the power of music 1 2 3 1 2 3 never mind I don't even care about music it's stupid hurry guys we don't have much time this may be the end 14 at least I'm dying alongside a friends no we're not friends you ain't my again oh my gosh 14 look the lava's going away we've been saved we're floating you're being carried who are you who am I 2763 the most powerful number it's not like the rest of of us it operates on a completely different plane it has as many arms as it desires all with herculan strength multiple mouths able to project its voice across Dimensions it stands at thousands of feet tall and can even grow bigger if it wants to its mere presence drains the power of every number in its vicinity that is what makes it so strong what it sees you it can read your thoughts and project its voice into your mind be wary if it's stopped by for a visit because it will find you its eyes can see farther and more accurately than any other eyes can it will find you if you give it the opportunity so you must hide stay out of Open Spaces try and get as low to the ground as possible avoid Windows board up your doors once it sees you it's game over now you're wondering how to defeat this thing well first Le huh found [Music] us it missed me no I just don't have any use for you you're nothing [Music] [Music] [Music] hello why is there even a drop tower in the middle of nowhere anyway I guess this is my life now