there's nothing worse than being an Australian I should know I've been Australian all my life and I'm sickened by the creeping tide of an Australian ISM eroding our great Traditions like our custom of eating lamb on Australia Day an Australian ism is everywhere for example people wearing those plastic brightly colored flip-flop shoes with flowers on them what's wrong with rubber thongs in simple primary colors if I hear another person say thong when they mean those swimming costumes puny Brazilian bles wear up their bums I'll do my block sadly the scourge of an Australian ISM has even infected our national day a BAL Australia Day Diet should consist of a few nice juicy lamb chops and beer and perhaps a bit of pava for those with a sweet tooth yet your long- hair D bludging types are indulging their PE taste buds in all manner of exotic far and off and Vegetarian Cuisine chicken burger value meals pizzas are number 42 with rice it's an absolute disgrace and people ask why we need capital punishment do you think the diggers in the trenches were fighting for tofu sausages no they're thinking of grabbing a lamp chop up the Barbie with their bare fingers sustaining thir Dee Burns then sticking their hands in or relieving esue to fish out a cold one look at our national song waling Matilda it's about a bloke trying to get a nice bit of lamb into his Tacker bag not spicy chicken wings the soap avoiding pot smoking hippie vegetarians May disagree with me but they can get stuffed they know the way to the airport and if they don't I'll show them so the message is clear even for you Backpackers roll out the Barbie ensure the gas bottle's filled stack the fridge full of lamb and prepare the invitation list so don't be an Australian serve lamb on Australia D you know it makes sense I'm Sam kovich