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Overview of Unique Warframes from Warframe

warning this video contains spoiler for Warframe the video starts in 3 2 1 beep warframes got some baddies so let's get into it but first what even is a Warframe in short they are walking metal corpses that you can control via space Wi-Fi you see making a Warframe is pretty simple all you need is a human then you infect them with the helmet strain AKA space syphilis then you wait for that skin to turn into metal and that organs to fuse together and their mind to get fried and boom you've got yourself a Warframe and I know it's weird to be thirsting over these space Weekend at Bernie's killing machines but as always all I ask is that you hear me out so let's go here are the baddest warframes first we've got Pro Tia she was built to be a bodyguard for this dor parvos garam he probably needs a bodyguard because the other kids keep bullying him for having whole CPU on his head I really like Pro Tia she's loyal she can manipulate time time and also she plays with them balls like Kobe now each Warframe usually has a normal version and a thought version but they call it Prime prot's normal design is nice but it kind of looks like she's about to Wi the metal fence I really like her prime version she has this ponytail thing on her head she has a whole fantasy looking dress on and so she doesn't even have a face none of them do ah by the way she doesn't really have a dress on those are her flesh that has been turned into metal so they actually all part part of her body but none of that matter because proa is thick so yeah proa is a bad but you know what's better than a baddy a baddy that can SN SN you next up is our muscle mummy of the week hilden her normal design already leaves me in a coma she's got 6% body fat she's walking around with a 14 pack her arms are so big she's got tiny hands apparently she's also bis's favorite for those of you who don't know balas is the genius who came up with the idea of turning human hum into warframes and this guy is pure evil for not sharing her prime version is great too they gave her Co jewelry and a horn thing on her head who did Ballas infect General Kai anyway hin is a heavyweight bad next we have Messa her normal design make her looks like she just survived a near fatal head wound but her prime design makes up for it because she's just a straight up cowgir dude it's funny to me how Warframe take place in the future with spaceships and AI but we still have a cowboy hat wearing chap strapping howdy partner type cowg girls walking around Messa supposedly the fastest skun in the stars but she does come with a big handicap seriously how do you guys get anything done with those things staring at you in the face but yeah mesa's Prime design is just Supreme I don't have much more to say about her she's a sexy Gunslinger you can't go wrong with that Messa is a baddie next we have wisp first of all I don't like ghosts so I can't believe I'm saying this but I love Wisp and she doesn't even have feet that is just something about her that draws me in I can't quite put my finger on it oh yeah that's why yo de what's going on why' you guys make a ghost I love wisp I think she might be the only Warframe where I like her normal version as much as the prime variant her prime design is awesome the leather looking dress the neon glow that xenomorph ache on her head I mean don't get me wrong at the end of the day she's still ghost so if I see her out at night I'm running but only after I secure those digits baby hey it's egg person we met yesterday on Jupiter you were murdering some tensions do you remember me oh and did I mention she loves gardening no I love an outdoor girl she will probably use your soul as fertilizer though so yeah wisp is a ghost BD next we have Mirage and I believe she's balas experiment to see how many red flags you can fit into a Warframe seriously Mirage is just a psycho apparently when balas turned her into a Warframe she was laughing so hard that it altered her design laughing when you're being turned into a Warframe that's beyond crazy that's like when Greg picks up the cheese touch and tells the whole school he ate it level of crazy I like the way she look a lot she's basically Harley Quinn of course there's also the prime version and you can see they were going all out with this one because they gave her eye holes you can tell they were trying to make her look as human as possible I know what you're trying to do de she also has another skin called The onero Skin and this one is actually my favorite I mean how is this still a Warframe like what kind of War requires you to put on a fishnet so yeah I like Mirage she ruin your life well more accurately ended but that's okay because she's a Badd next we have Kora spikes whip no doubt about it she's a Dominatrix and I love her design and more importantly what she represents but when you think about it why would you even need a cat lady Warframe Bas was just out here infecting anybody at this point the dude just wanted a d Warframe cuz let's be real balas is 100% a bottom yo what are you hiding up there show me your titties like a man her prime design looks like an exotic dancer she's got a veil a lot of shiny jewelry Bas definitely infected someone on one of his business trips Kora is the Badd for real and if you thought a dominatrix cat lady Warframe was wild then this next one will blow your mind introducing you reallyi blue dress blue hair acting like an anime girl the literally just pumped out a Miku warfriend this guy would do anything to override my dopamine receptors at this point it just make no sense her power is like what water what is she going to do give me a shower what's her lore balas was inspired to make her after he went to a baby meal concert well actually her lore is that she stopped child slavery but you know what's the worst part of it it worked they pumped out a girl group Idol member Warframe knowing we will eat that [ __ ] up and I did I ate that [ __ ] up I mean I'm Only Human After All and also she's so cute oh my god did I mention she stopped child slavery so yeah Ur reallyi is a Badd and this brings us to the last and baddest Warframe of the video Ember a Warframe with the power of fire her original design is cool she's got a mohawk and everything her prime version it's a little sunburnt but still hot but I would like to turn your attention ladies and gentlemen possibly to the most busted design in all design in the Warframe Universe the Ember heirloom skin dude I'm in love and snared hypnotized her design is just ridiculous the delts the ABS the fact that she's butt naked like what what is going on dude like girl go home you're going to catch a CO what is this hor frame the enemy will be walking into the war zone thinking they're in a strip club dear lord it's already happening and yeah yeah yeah I know technically those are parts of her body they're not clothes blah blah blah de knows what they're doing de knows what they are doing so yeah I still have mixed feeling about the creation process of warframes but I'm going to have to say heirloom Ember is a certifi bad oh by the way can we all agree that Octavia is just created because Bas watched one too many of these DJ videos and there you have it these are the baddest warframes according to me let me know if I missed anyone and also let me know if there there any other franchises with hidden baddies I need to check out please I need it and if you enjoy this check out my baddest Transformer series and remember if you like something robots aliens semiconscious metal mummies never be ashamed shame is for the weak [Music]