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I'm in the thick of everybody knows they know me where it snows. I froze. I don't know nothing but no ice. I'm just cold or so I' been told. I'm in my but [Music] laying on me down but still my feet on the floor. I went from liar drill to sold out. Life's fire, but trust I'm ready for war. Wo, this is how the story goes. Oh, I guess this is how the story goes. I'm in the thick of it. Everybody knows. They know me where it snows. I see it and it grows. I don't know no nothing but no ice. I'm just sitting from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king. Where's my crown? That's my bling. Always when I ring. See, I believe that if I see it in my heart, smash through the ceiling cuz I'm reaching for stars. Wo. This is how the story goes. I guess cuz this go I'm in the thick of it. Everybody knows they know me where it snows. I see it. I don't know no nothing but no ice. I'm just cold. So I highway to heaven. I'm just cruising by my cast me out. Left me for dead and cold. My faith in God mind in the sun. I'm by the soul. My life's car. I said the wheel. Yeah. Ain't nobody going to save him. Maybe it's like a break. When you think of it, this is how the story go. I'm in the Everybody knows they know me where it snows. I see. I don't know. Nothing but no ice. I'm just cold. Oh, I told I'm in the thick of it. Everybody knows they know me where it snows. I see it. I don't know no nothing but no ice. I'm just trying so [Music] high just a truck. A truck a track [Music] W. Oh yeah. Boy, boys. Oh yeah on the dotted line. Been flying out of town for some peace of mind. They just want a piece of mind. I've been focused on the future. Never tell me in the trash. Sipping either pink or brown. I'm the one that you right now. Oh my god. Trying to find truth in the night. Come night. Ain't asleep. Ain't asleep. Hey, stop. Where you [Music] at? Serious. Come on. Come on. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man. Yeah. Come on, man. KSI. KS. I'm here, man. What's up? What's up? What's up, man? I'm hearing, man. Look, I'm here in your house, bro. Uh-huh. Who would have thought? Hey, chat. Should I leak the att? No. Hey, what chat? Should we leak his [Music] attable? Yeah, we should maybe. No, it's fine. Hey, chat. Should we leak the atti? Anyways, y'all, boys and girls, y'all. Anyways, boys and girls, on the title of the stream, boys said yes. Chad, based off the chat, I chat. I'm sorry. Stream may be a little bit early. It's because we're, you know, chat in England. Yeah. Yeah. Chat, we're in England right now. It's chat. Right now, Right now it's 12:00 for us, but it's probably like 6:00 a.m. for y'all. But anyway, yo. Okay. So, look. Anyways, y'all, this stream, okay, this stream, the title is we laugh, you win. Okay. Mhm. So every time So chat, we're going to do Omegle, we're going to do Discord, we're going to do chat, and we maybe play FIFA as well, y'all. Yeah, chat, we maybe play FIFA. But anyways, y'all, anytime that whoever makes us laugh, chat, you know what, chat? It can be a chat. It can even be a freaking day. It can even be a freaking a freaking donation, chat. Whoever makes us laugh, chat, we have to pay y'all. Well, I have to pay y'all. I have to PayPal y'all or whatever. Chat that chat that chat that's the rule of it. So chat wait so even a donation. I I Yeah. I mean Yeah. Like if I mean Yeah. Yes. If you laugh at a donation. Yes. That's that's basically the rule of it. That's the rule of the thumb. So I can just laugh for anything. Yeah. But don't this is my money. Okay. I have to pay them. You're not paying anybody. No. No. All right. Cool. You're not paying anybody. All right. But smirking is fine. Doing this is fine. Like that's fine, you know? Or but l like hot like if there's a sound that come out. Okay, cool. I got you. I got you. Okay, so you get it. All right. I don't laugh that much. All right. All right. All right. All right. You ready? Let's do it. Don't laugh. Okay. All right. Cuz this is my money. Uh-huh. T, how much should I make it? How much should I make it? Cuz KSI laugh, bro. Chat, stop spamming Dory giveaway. Bro, this is not KSI chat. Do not spam. Cas. Bro, this is your fault. CSI, where's the door? No, no, no, no, no. This is your fault. When's the door give away? This is your fault. When's the door? When I was streaming, you were telling everyone to do door giveaway. Door giveaway, and it ruined my chat. And now they're doing the same thing here, chat. We don't chat. Stop. We're still in 2025, and we're still doing spamming this door giveaway [ __ ] Yo, 2025, bro. Like, like like chat, I'm gonna be honest. Yo, it don't yo, chat, it don't even make [ __ ] sense. Okay, it was a troll for KSI, not for me. Okay, KSI, just give him a [ __ ] door, bro. Why they saying kiss? All right, bro. What's wrong with your chat, bro? Bro, chat, y'all tripping. Yo, chat, stream just started, bro. Stream just started, bro. Just give the chat a door, bro. Bro, just piss off, man. Bro, like they spammed it in chat. Just do a door. Okay, cool. Just do a Can you do just do one? One door. I just want to give one. No, just do one door. Sick. Fantastic. All right, bro. Okay. Okay, y'all. Y'all talking about 10,000? $10,000 for every person. So, all right. So, think about it. So, Chad, think about it. This What if we laugh a hundred times this stream? We laugh a 100 times this stream. That's How much is that? That's $1 million. You sure? 10 time 10 times 10,000 Yeah. times a 100. Uhhuh. 10 10,000 times 100 is 1 million. Okay, good maths. So, I would have to give away $1 million if we left. That's cold. You got plenty of money, bro. You bing. Okay. All right. Okay, Sue. Okay. All right. All right. Tap. Um. All right. So, All right. So, look. How are we going to give people money? All right. So on Omegle, we can just PayPal them. Okay, cool. And like Discord, we can just PayPal. Yeah, just PayPal. I I got that part. Let's do some Omegle then. You want to do Omegle first? Let's do Omeigle first. Damn. You don't even want to react to no Discord clips or nothing. Just straight Omegle. We'll start with Omegle and then we'll look at Discord after. But I don't do it that way though, bro. Like you [ __ ] up the like Oh, really? I don't do it that I don't do, bro. Like Oh, but we got people gas excited, ready. I already know a bunch of people just hopped in on Amigle right now. Okay. All right. Um Okay. Uh I want to see the people. Okay. I want to see the people. Make us laugh, bro. Okay. Okay. Okay. Make us love. Okay. Yeah. Hey. Hey. Bro, you better not laugh, bro. No. No. I'm ready, man. Oops. Chat, can y'all see me? Hold on. Damn. This is not my setup, bro. Like, and chat, bro. Chat, tell me why. Chat KSI room smell like ass, bro. Like, bro, I don't like chat. You keep fun. Chat can stop, bro. Like, his whole house smell like ass. Like, like, bro, like Chap, have y'all ever went to somebody house and it smell like straight ass? Why you acting like I'm spitting my ass cheeks all over the house, bro? Like, you probably are. Like, I can like I don't know what. Like, check. Had I ever went to somebody house and it smelled like ass? KSI house generally smell like tell when I first went in it like it just it just went straight to my dick. That [ __ ] stink, bro. Your room stink, brother. [ __ ] you, bro. Your room stink. I'm sorry. I like Bro, your hair stinks. My hair stinks. Yeah. Let's see your hair. Okay. No, we don't need to see. Exactly. Exactly. Okay, let's start off. Do not laugh at every [ __ ] thing, bro. All right. All right. Which country do you want to start off with? Wait, what happens if we see penis? What country do you want to start off with? Okay. UK. The U. You want to start off with the UK? Yeah, we'll start. We're in the UK now. Do you think the UK is funny, buddy? Oh, there's a lot of funny people here. All right, Chad. Let's start off with the UK. Funny. Excuse me. Okay. All right. Here we go. No laughing, chat. Let's see. Go chat. Let's see if I go broke this stream, bro. Let's see if Speed is going broke this stream. Let's see, chat. Let's see if I'm going to go broke this stream, bro. Jesus Christ. I really hope this goes well. Okay. Oh my god, it's a night. All right, let's go. Okay, we left you in KSI. Let's get right, baby. Is this the right mic? Uh, yep. Yep. Yep. Okay. All right, let's go. Do not damn kid can't say your internet. Yo, brother. So, look. We're doing a uh try not to laugh. If you make us laugh, you get money, bro. Yeah. You make us laugh, you get money. Starting now. Come on. All right. Cool. Did you Why the [ __ ] is you laughing at that? Yo, his face though. Oh my god. Hey yo, now you funny, bro. Now the way you did your face like that. Oh my god. No, you killed me, man. You about to actually make me go crazy. Let's go. Yeah. Nah, bro. No way you laugh at that, bro. Hey, where's Deji? Where's Deji? Well, I don't know where he's at, man. Oh, yo, bro. What's your PayPal, bro? What's our PayPal? Yeah, man. I'll send it to you. I'll send it to you. Oh, hell no. And y'all want me to give everybody $10,000, bro? Y'all want me to give everybody $10,000? Wait, how do I write it down? You write it in the chat. You put put in the chat. You don't have to do 10,000, man. That's that's a lot. That's what I'm saying, bro. Y give away 10,000, bro. Wait, has he has he come off? Oh my god. No, no, no, no. I'm here. I'm here. Oh, you still here? I was like, bro, come on. Can I just laugh at that? That was not funny at all. No, no. His face just choked. That was I say $100, bro. Like Chad, let's be realistic, bro. And if it's really funny, 500 bucks. Yeah, that sounds right. I like that. Bro, that was funny, man. That was he he Okay, bro. Like, yo, bro. Can you see your PayPal, bro? We don't got a lot of time. I'm going to send I'm just trying to help I'm just seeing my my username real. Come on, man. Send that PayPal through. Yo, I'm sorry. I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh my god. H give your daughter, please. Laugh. 100 is enough. How do you have an L laugh? What's an L laugh? I don't know, bro. I Well, I guess if you had like a laugh, I was like, that's a pretty L. Bro, why do you always do this [ __ ] with your eyebrows, by the way? What? With the timeouts? Because it looks good, bro. I look better than you. Look. Yo, bro, send your PayPal through, my guy. Damn. Chill, man. Chill. Ch. Who looks better, y'all? Me or KSA? Well, you might as well just shave them all off. You mad cuz I got slits in my eyebrows, bro. Cuz it makes you look better. Looks like little You don't even have I You You don't even have eyebrow. You can't even see your eyebrows in the camera. Yeah, but I got You can't even We can't even All right. Speed speed. What? Speed. All right. You want PayPal? Yeah. Yes. I'm coming. I'm coming. Wait. My friend. He doesn't have PayPal. You taking a piss? He's trolling. No, he's trying to make a PayPal right now. Yeah, I [ __ ] man. All right, bro. I'm not going to lie, bro. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. You got to get skipped, bro. You have to get skipped, bro. I'm not going to lie. Hey, chat, please be PayPal ready, bro. If you're going Oh, he skipped me. Okay, fair enough. Yo, bro, we're doing a try not to laugh. If you make us laugh, you get money. Make me and KSI laugh. Come on. Hi. Wait. Am I? Is this real? Whoa. Do it. Come on. All right. Cool. No. No. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor. Who? No. L man man get your like that [ __ ] was not funny bro like bro like I see like you know one thing I hate when they laugh at their own jokes bro lost aura like like bro was laughing at his own jokes bro yo yo oh hello speed yo make me and KSI laugh you get money yeah yeah for sure just give me a second give you a second what you about to do a petition Where to go? What? Where to go? Yeah. Yeah. Where to go? I don't know. Look, look, look. Don't you dare, bro. Look. No, you can't be real, dude. I didn't laugh. I didn't laugh. That ain't funny. Yo, make me and Kside laugh. You get money. You saw, bro. I don't know. Is he Is he trying to make us laugh? Are you trying to make us laugh? No. Are you a [ __ ] Liverpool fan? Uh, no. Then why is there a Liverpool flag in the back? I don't know. All right. Well, make me laugh if you get money. Uh, I don't know. Come on. Try, bro. I know. Okay. Just try. No, I think he was trying, bro. I think he was actually trying. Yeah. Damn. That was you try. Okay. Okay. You What's the name? You me? My name's Deji. I'm his little brother. Come on, bro. What the [ __ ] No way. Yes. Nice. No, this is dead, bro. No, no, skip this [ __ ] Yo, make me a KI laugh, you get money, bro. All right, let's go, man. Come on. Yo, what is this? Wait, what? Make me a KSI laugh, you get money. Wait, say hi. Say hi, [ __ ] Okay, okay, okay. KSI, if you want speed to lose money, laugh. Let's go. Come on, Speed. My big big fan though. Big fan. Yeah. All right. Get the PayPal ready, bro. Yeah. Pay your money. How do we do that? Yeah. Pay money, bro. What was the point of doing this stream if he just going to do that, bro? Like, what was the point of Wait, what do I do now? Say your PayPal. Wait just a minute. See, here we go with this [ __ ] bro. I just woke up with this. Have you Have you got PayPal already? Just put Yeah, I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do it. What's your number? Bro, you got one minute. One minute. Else you getting scared. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Should I type type it in the chat? Yes, bro. Wait, wait, wait. Like Chad, why is KSI laughing over like, "Bro, you can't do that, bro. You can't do that." The way the way he was like, "What do you mean?" The way he was like, "What? Give money." I was like, "Yeah, yeah, that that I I enjoyed." Like, bro, chat, that's chat. That's not fair. That's your PayPal. There it is, bro. There it is. Pay him. I am. Pay him, brother. Hey, KSI. You're my idol, bro. Hey yo, appreciate you, my G. Hey yo, what's your name? My name is Omar. Um, good to meet you, man. You live in England. Yeah, I do. Yeah. Yeah. You watching the I saw you in central London once you were running with your girl. All right. Like, bro, feedback. No, I appreciate, man. Yo, L speed though. All right, bro. Umari Farooq Tadino, you are receiving your $100, bro. You have a nice day and appreciate the outstanding joke, bro. Thank you. Make us Make us laugh and win $100. Come on. You ain't real, bro. You is not real. If I'm like, hey, hey, curly [ __ ] If I'm the [ __ ] out to you. Wow. Yo, make me laugh. You get money. Bro, what the hell? Why are you Yeah. Like, are you going to speak? Oh my god. home. KSI legit banana BT. What the [ __ ] are you saying? I put banana in my name, I can't be asked, bro. The amount of [ __ ] I see wanking just to get to you, bro. What the [ __ ] okay? All right. Make me cash laugh, you get money, bro. Well, I ain't even trying to make you laugh. I'm just trying to get some peas, bro. Well, you Well, you got to make us laugh. What do I do? Stop [ __ ] You're smiling. You're [ __ ] I have to see you in the back. O, tell us a joke or tell a joke. Oh, [ __ ] What did I [ __ ] say? Why do I look so white as well? What the [ __ ] Anyways, try and do a back flip or something. Try and do a [ __ ] back flip. A [ __ ] If my neck breaks, yeah, then, bro, you're a [ __ ] Yeah, sure. Safe. Hype me up. Hype me up. All right. Come on, bro. Come on. What's your name? My name's Tatty. Tat, bro. We got stoke on Trent. Wicked. Let's go. The back flip. Come on. Come on. Yeah. [ __ ] [ __ ] I hit the [ __ ] bed. I hit the bed. I hit the bed. I hit the bed. You skip just like that. Make us laugh. You get money. Bro thinks he's so cool. Yeah, I'm so cool. I'm vaping with a [ __ ] minion shirt. I'm so cool with my pretty cool glasses. Like, get the [ __ ] out of here, bro. clean up after yourself. Look, man. [Music] Yeah. Like, like I like, bro, I hate people like this, bro. Like, genuinely, you're vaping with a minion shirt, buddy. It's not a minion shirt, mate. Come on. Yes, it is, buddy. It is minions. It is. Yeah, it's not a shirt, lad. All right. Well, it's a [ __ ] sweater. Same [ __ ] It's not a sweater, either. What is it? A jacket? No. Then what is it? It's a [ __ ] onesie. What the [ __ ] was Yo. Oh my days. Make us laugh and you get money. Come on. Wait. Is this actually real now? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. B, you about to get skipped. How do you do like how do you do all of that then process? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, please. Wait. Come on. Laugh. You want you do? No. KSI. I'm a big fan, bro. On speed. Oh, no, man. You've lost it, bro. Bro. Yeah, bro. Like, look. He almost had us. What's going He almost had us, but he start Oh, that's me. Wait. Oh, wait. No, you know I'm pretty funny. Hey, that's me. I'm pretty funny. I can't [Laughter] lie. Yeah. Why would you laugh, bro? That's me. MC. Yo, KSI. Hey yo. Yo, what's good, man? Make us laugh. Come on, man. Yeah. All right. All right. Fine. Fine. Fine. I'll show you something. Yeah. You ready? Yeah. Are you guys ready? Yes. Bro, we already seen this, bro. Y got to switch up y jokes. Somebody just tried that. Come on, man. Somebody just tried that. Come on. One more try, bro. One more try. One more try. Why did they just play? One more try. One more try. Oh, wait. Let Let me think of one, bro. Fine. Uh, fine. What does the storm cloud wear under its raincoat? The what? What does the storm cloud wear under his raincoat? I don't know. What? A thunderware. Nah. Come on. Come on. That was good. That's 100 pound, bro. Why do y'all keep doing this, bro? Y'all look super gay as [ __ ] Like what? Let's No, let's look at your face then. Come on. But you're like, let's see your face. Y'all together look gay as [ __ ] No problem. Show your face. Show your face. Show your face. Show your face. Yeah, tell me. Like what? Then he skips us. Then he skips us. Uh, we got someone who just doesn't want to do anything. Like what? Like what? Yeah, bro. You got us. It's us. It's us, bro. Yeah, bro. It's us. You got us. It's us. It's us, bro. Yeah. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Okay. So, make us laugh and you get money, bro. Wait. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Yes. Is this real? Yes. Yes. Come on. Say 1 2 3. This is me. You literally watching this. I got you. Wait, wait, wait. I got you. I got you. I got you. Yo, I'm shaking. Bro, you got 5 seconds, bro. I ain't going to lie, chat. It's time to change the country, bro. No, no, no. I got you. I got you. Hold on. Hold on. One second. One second. One second. What you trying to What are we waiting for? I'm I'm bringing up a video. I'm showing a video. No, you can't make us. Please. Please. One second. One second. Yeah. Chad, what country, bro? All right, let's All right, let's try Brazil. Brazil. It [ __ ] skipped. He really thought that was funny. Like, bro really thought that was funny. Yo, make us laugh and you get money. Wait, is that a bone? [ __ ] what? Oh, what? No, hold up. What? It's got to be fake. I got Hold up. Wait. No. Time out. Let's wait. What? What? Yo, KSI, you want a rip? Wait. We got Brazil instantly. We got one guy coming. Wait, what? Yo, you want a rip? What the [ __ ] is you smoking? It's It's weed. It's kind of Oh my god. Okay. Well then. Well, he just won a 100 bucks cuz of you, buddy. Well, I don't feel good about this. What's your PayPal, bro? What's your PayPal? I ain't got PayPal, but you can send it to my card. How the [ __ ] can I do that? You see, you open the [ __ ] bank, transfer, put the [ __ ] Yeah, but there has to be a third party app for me to send the money though. How? Like Cash App, Vimmo, or PayPal, you know? How about this? Right. Donate it to a charity. Fair enough. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Fair. All right. All right. Choose a charity. Donate it. Okay. All right. Thank you. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. Sorry for the N word as well. I thought it was fake. No, it's all good, man. Don't do it again. Oh, yo, no way. I actually found this, bro. Make us laugh. You win money. Right, right, right. Give me two seconds, boys. One, two. No, no, no, no. Five seconds. One, two, three. Right, right, right. Why did Why did um I don't I don't know. Basically, I open my ass every day and I and I put some random dildos in it. Yeah. Uh, and then, bro, and then I like to like get people to like eat them out after. Like, KSI, bro, I see you. I see you're about to laugh, bro. Just lay it out, man. Or I can come tickle your balls. I can come tickle your What about you? What about you, Speed? Let me come tickle your balls, please. I don't need the money. Let me have a little Let me have a little Come on. Let me have a little planned session. Get out. Sorry, bro. No, bro. This is not Brazil, bro. Yeah. What? I think you need to pick a European country. I don't think they're up right now. Okay. Uh, let's do Norway. Norway. Norway is pretty funny. Where's that at? It's down. Yeah. Yo, make us laugh. You win money. Make us laugh and you win money. Uh, [ __ ] All right. Uh, there's a flock of crows. Uhhuh. And one of them sees a blind man and tries to [ __ ] on him. The blind man dodges. Oh [ __ ] I forgot to mute the stream. The blind man dodges. How does it dodge if it's blind? Uh, that's the conclusion. So, he goes to the flock and says, "We got to [ __ ] on this blind man." They all try to [ __ ] on the blind man. He dodges, dodges, dodges. They think, "How the [ __ ] does he do that?" You know what? You know how how blind man sees [ __ ] Skip this [ __ ] man. Oh my god, bro. Get out of my [ __ ] face. That [ __ ] was so ass. Holy [ __ ] Oh my god. Oh my god, bro. Jesus Christ, bro. What? What? Just called us. What? That didn't even make sense. Yo, what? Oh my god. No, that didn't even make sense. Oh, that didn't even make sense, bro. He said the [ __ ] of crap. That didn't even make sense. H. It doesn't make sense. Oh my god. Oh my god. All right, skip this guy. [ __ ] lameo sue as ye ar what? Yeah. Okay. Oh my god. Come on. Like chat. Why? Why is everyone just skipping? Make us laugh. You win money. Hey there. I want you guys, beautiful Spinjug Little and Kai Belig Little to look each other into the eyes. Please may you follow as I say. I mean, I'm glad your baby thought that was funny. Come here. We need We need some We need some professional help here. I have the prodigy Benas Ronaldo and he is very strong at doing push-ups. and I will showcase 10 amazing push-ups by this very powerful guy who is currently playing Fortnite. All right. Okay. Okay. Let's see. Get down, Benas. 10 push-ups right now. I have been training you for what? Wow. Four, five, six, seven. Keep going. Keep going. Eight, nine. Damn. Come on, brother. One more. You got Let's go. And now you hit the celebration gods. Let's go. Nah, we got to teach him a bell a celebration dance. All right. Look so what? No. Wait. No. No. The way he's pretty funny, man. Okay. He won. All right, bro. What's your PayPal? Oh, let's go. Bro, I'm never doing a try to laugh with [ __ ] KSI. I'm never doing a turn out to laugh with KSI. He just laughed at a kid doing a [ __ ] Fortnite dance. I told you. He just laughed at a kid doing a Fortnite dance. Oh my days, bro. I can't. It's going straight to my mom's. Wait, what's what's that kid called? Oh, his name is Benas. Benas. Oh my god. No. That's That's We're from a country where everyone's names ends in a ass. So ass. My name is Norvid ass. Wait. Wait. What? Wait. Where you from? Lithuania. Oh, Lithuania. Wait. So you all got ass at the end of your Yeah. Every male has ass at the end of their name. Wait, that ass? Yeah. My dad's name is Vas. What? Is that true? Yeah, bro. Every male's name. It's like It's like 95% of the males have ass at the end of the name. That's amazing. So So Chad, if you born in Lithuana, your last name got ass in it. Like the craziest names are Justin ass. Like Like those are real names, bro. So what's your little brother name? Ben ass. Ben ass. It's Ben ass. Oh my god. We're going to uh Oh my god. [ __ ] man. Make us laugh with money. Wait. Yo, are you real? Oh, no [ __ ] way, bro. No way. Come on, bro. They just skipped us. No, this this guy dumb as [ __ ] Make us laugh. Win money. All right. One sec. One sec. One. All right. Yeah. Okay. [ __ ] Yeah, bro. I can't lie, man. You might have to uh you might have to head a wall for that. If if I head a wall, I get Wait, no. No, I'm not. No, wait. You don't have to. You left. You left. No, I I laughed at my own thing. All right, bro. Hey, like make us Yo, make us laugh. Win money. Come on. Okay. You ready for this? I'm in the thick of [Music] it. Everybody knows. Yeah, you go. I'm in the Wait, let me get the lyrics up. I don't even know my lyrics. Hold on. Oh my god. Right. KS are with me now. Uhhuh. I'm in the thick of it. Everybody knows. Yeah. They don't know me when it's small. I get it in. Why is he singing like he has mental difficulties? What's up? You You sound like you have you're mentally challenged. Okay, I'm going be honest. Yeah. Yeah. M Kabir, you got you you get one more try. One more try. [ __ ] Why don't you make a funny song? Come on. Was actually smash your guitar, bro. That would be funny. If I If I smash If I smash my guitar, will you send me money? We'll send you money if you smash your guitar. Wait, buddy. This is my money. You're not sending [ __ ] How much? How much? This guitar is a lot. If you smash your guitar, we'll give you 500. Okay. No. No. I'm the one who's sending money. No. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. I didn't [ __ ] I didn't say that. I Oh my god, bro. Oh my Oh my god. Yo, I done it. Well done. Yo. What's going on? Is that Oh, I just sm I just smashed it. Why? Wait, I I'll see you in a minute. What's going on? I'll see you in a minute. You haven't touched that guitar, have you? Don't worry. I don't understand. Please don't worry. No, it's not funny. Whoa. [ __ ] I just got to off, man. That's the funniest thing I've ever seen. I can't believe Was that your dad? Yeah. No, that was his Oh, that was your dad. I thought that was your mom. Oh my god. No. No. Oh my god. Okay. All right, bro. What's your PayPal? Um, let me send it. Oh my god. N you got to give him a K, bro. You [ __ ] Yeah. Come on. I'm I'm trying to um start YouTube, you know. Okay, chat. Got a little camera. All right, chat. Does he get a ban, y'all? Does he get 500 R ban? I was going to send him 500. Does he get a 500R ban? I can't believe you just splashed off your guitar. That was a Yo, I got another question. I got another question. He get a ban. Okay. Okay. All right. Fair enough. Fair enough, Chad. He gets a ban. He gets a ban. Oh man. What's your PayPal, bro? What's your PayPal? I'm sending it. I'm sending it. Okay, Chad. He gets a thousand in. God dam. What's going on? Why have you done that? I don't understand. I I got a question. What? Bro, can I work for you? Who? KSI. Yeah, KSI. Uh, no, man. You just smash guitars when people ask you to then. But no, you know what? You got to make it far. I can tell you you got you got some gods, man. You got some skills in there as well. Okay, Harrison Mitchell, finally. Okay, buddy. Absolute legend, man. Smashed it, bro. Literally. Thank you. All right, Harrison Mitchell, you will receive your ban. My guy is getting sent right now. Harrison Mitchell, would you like Thank you. I love you guys. Yeah, bro. Um, yeah. Uh, okay. All right. All right, Harrison. Harrison. Yes. Yes. All right, bro. Peace out, bro. Take care, bro. Thank you. Bye. Oh my god, bro. If you laugh, one more. Yo, make us laugh. Make us laugh and you win money. Oh. Oh my god. Okay. Uh, you guys got dark humor? Oh, bro. That's I love that [ __ ] Come on. Hit me. Okay. Okay. No means no. Unless she's dyslexic, then it's on. Do you want another one? Wait, I didn't get that. I might not be that well well advanced when it comes to dark humor. Can I give you a chat plan? Okay, sure. Okay, this one got me laid. I want to tell you that you're beautiful, but beauty's on the inside and I haven't been inside you yet. Well, and that got you laid. Yeah. Oh my god, bro. I thought this was real. I thought this is fake. I'm [ __ ] panicking right now. I'm a big [ __ ] fan, man. This is so [ __ ] mad. So good, man. Bro, this Yo, I never KSI, I [ __ ] love you, bro. You're literally the reason why I want to do what I want to do. No, I appreciate it, bro. Oh, bro, this is [ __ ] mad. All right, come on. You got You got one more chance. Come on. Yeah, we got one more chance. One more chance. Oh, okay. Okay. This is a really this is really bad joke. Like, okay, okay, I'm here. Come on. Okay. I I I saw a black guy walking out with a TV. I was like, that can't be mine. That's definitely not That's definitely not mine. Mine's downstairs cleaning my shoes. What? He laughed. He laughed. Ch. I'm about to instream. I swear to God. I'm about to stream. I'm about to end stream. He keeps [ __ ] laughing over stupid [ __ ] Stop [ __ ] laughing. [ __ ] I didn't mean to [ __ ] die, bro. That was not funny. Yeah, she wasn't. I don't know why. Oh my god, bro. I'm panicking right now because I just met you guys. I love you. She keeps laughing. That's not funny, bro. All right, look. I I'mma go I'mma go toilet. I'mma refresh. What's your PayPal, bro? What's your PayPal? Okay, I got it. And then I'm Oh my god, this is so [ __ ] bad. Yes, bro. When you come back, make sure you stop laughing. He keeps [ __ ] laughing. That's not funny, bro. Was that funny, chat? Like, bro, he's like, he just got the giggles, bro. He doesn't stop with these giggles, bro. Okay. Uh oh my goodness, bro. Okay, wait. I'll put my email in, Chad. I'm about to Yo, Chad. Yeah, bro. Just send me your PayPal email, man. I ain't going to lie. I'm about to leak KSI address, bro. If you keep laughing, bro, I'm about to leak his address. Wait, just need to make sure it's the right one. God damn. Okay, stupid [ __ ] By the way, I love you. I watched your streams live in China. Thank you. Thank you, bro. It was so great. Loved it, bro. And I believe that you met Jackie Chan. I did. I did meet uh Jackie Chain even though people don't believe me but I met him. Okay. This is so [ __ ] fun. I can't wait to tell my friends that I just met you guys. This is [ __ ] brilliant. Yep. And you won money. All right, Vincent. Bro, you have a nice day, bro. All right. Can I ask you one question before you go? What? How do I like I'm trying to do Twitch myself and do live. How do I How do I like, you know, stand out? All right. Stream. Be you, bro. Thank you, bro. I love you guys. I love you, KSI. KSI. Love you, KSI. Thank you, bro. I love you. I watch you all me life. I'm 26 and I still watch it since 2013. Well, he's 32, so I'm actually 31, but okay. Really? But I love you, bro. 31. Yes. Damn. So, I [ __ ] I can't wait to tell everyone. This is [ __ ] brilliant. Good to meet you, bro. So great. All right, bro. Yo, no way. KSI is 31. Yo, make us laugh. You win money. Wait, is this is this Oh my god. Let's go. Come on. We waiting on these. Come on. Stay with Make us laugh. Make us laugh. Come on. Come on. I'm right now watching your life. What? I can't make you laugh. Why? Cuz I'm in disbelief. No way. Okay. Well, if you like bye. Well, see you. Yo, make us laugh. You you win money. What the [ __ ] Yo, yell. Yo, I speed. Yeah. Yo. Yo, make us laugh. Y'all win money. Come on. Go. Say swear, bro. [ __ ] Yes. Say swear. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't know. Wait, wait, wait. How? How, bro? Bro, okay. What do we have to do? What do we have to do? Make us laugh and y'all win money, bro. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Let me look in. Let me look in. I can see. Let me look. Let me look in. Wait. you in an actuality match. Hold on. No, don't be talking to us about making demands and [ __ ] Just try and make us laugh. Okay. But wait, let me let me think, bro. Let me think. No way. No way, bro. You got 10 seconds. Skipping. Wait. Do a dance. Do a dance. Yo, my face. It doesn't even work. No, they're not laughing, bro. Wait, I don't know. I don't know. Do a dance. Do a dance. Wait, are you actually real, bro? Oh, no. I'm like, yeah. Like, get the [ __ ] away. Starting from real after. No way. Make us laugh, you win money, bro. All right. All right. All right, bro. There's no [ __ ] way. I'm straight. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Come on. We're about to skip you. We do. All right. Ready? Ready? Ready? All right. All right. Oh, I'm [ __ ] nervous now. Okay. What? All right. Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh my god. I hate these. Like, these are never funny. I never laughed at a chicken cross. Why did the chicken cross the road, bro? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? To get the other side as well, man. He thought he could. I want to give money. Don't Can I Can I ask you Can I ask you a question? No. Hell no. Hell no. Please. Yeah. G GG, bro. Yo, make us laugh. You win money, bro. I think he's asleep. Oh, her face is not even coming up. Like, no way he use that, bro. [ __ ] what? What? What? Wait. Yo, make a Okay. Well, Americans just they just don't No. Okay. We haven't even been to America yet. Well, we're here. We're in America right now. We Well, we haven't connected to one yet. Yo, make us laugh. You win money, bro. We haven't even been to America yet. Wait. Oh, bro. Come on. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got a couple jokes. Okay. Ready? Okay. All right. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? I don't know. A licolopus. Okay. I got another one. Ready? Yeah. How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? I don't know. You turn it upside down. Oh. Oh, okay. I I don't get it. Okay, you get one more. I didn't get that one. Okay. Okay. Um, so I was on holiday in um Spain and I met this girl on the beach. I thought I I'll take her back to my hotel room. And um I was I was hearing it from the back of course and then um she kept saying like uh no not or something and I was like bro I don't even speak Spanish. So we carried on going. So you just just kept going. No. No. She was speaking Spanish. I didn't understand what she was saying. She was saying no. No. She was saying no. I don't speak Spanish. Bro, she was saying no. Like, stop. But I I I don't speak Spanish, bro. Bro, no means [ __ ] no in any language, bro. I didn't know. I didn't know. What do you mean you didn't know? I didn't know. [ __ ] god, bro. I'm about to call the police on your ass, bro. [ __ ] No way. No. [ __ ] that, bro. I'm about to [ __ ] you up, bro. Bro, JJ, move your hand. What? What you suck for? I'm just chilling, man. Okay. Bro, did you laugh? I didn't laugh, man. T, did he laugh? Yes, he did, bro. I saw him behind his hand. No way you laughed at that joke. No, I did not laugh. You laugh at the most You did. Yes, you did. Yes, you did, bro. You laugh at the most darkest humor [ __ ] No way he laughed at that. Nah. Why is the chat snitching, bro? Why is the chat snitching, bro? I Oh my god. No, if I like coughed and Nah, bro. You cing, bro. You capping. All right. You're gonna have to give him money. Oh, you left. Oh my god. Yo, bro. What's your PayPal, bro? All right, I'll put it in the chat. You Why the You laughing snitching. She was Yo. Yo. Oh god. I'm about to leave his address. I swear, bro. I think I think I did. No, man. No. I actually can't be, bro. I've seen so many people wanking, bro. I can't. Yo, wait. What? Under the sheets. Under the Under the sheets. Under the sheets. Okay. Okay. I ain't seen nothing yet, bro. Oh my days. All right, bro. You just won your money over a You won your money, bro. Yo, thank you so much. All right, dude. I can't believe you laughed at that joke, bro. I'm sorry, man. That was That was out for me. You I I can't believe that. Yo, make us laugh. You win money, bro. All right. [ __ ] you then, too, bro. Jeez. Yo, bro. Oh my god. Yo, make us laugh. You win money. Oh my. Yeah, I knew. Like, why do they do that? Why do they try to get me, Dan? Dan. Dan, when they get us, they skip. They think we're fake. That's why. I think What the [ __ ] Okay. Come on. Make us laugh, y'all. Win money. Come on. No way. This is speed, bro. Come on. Let's go. No. No way. This is Make us laugh and you win money. All right. Ah. Yo, Speed, give us a sui. No, that counts. You know, bro. What? Bro, you laughed. No, I fake laugh. No, you call that counts. No, it doesn't. No, it does. I fake laugh, bro. They excited. You got to f them now. I fake laugh, chat. No, I was sarcastically laughing, bro. That does not count. No, you can't skip. You going to pay them. Put your If you don't give me money, I ain't drinking prime. Oh. Oh no. Oh no. What's your PayPal, bro? Oh my god. Wait. Is it actually real? Speed. Is this actually you? Bro, if you don't put your [ __ ] You see this [ __ ] We like No, no, no. We're having a whole conversation with these kids and they're still acting. Dang what the [ __ ] is wrong with these kids? I don't know, man. We We just had a whole conversation and you're still asking. Okay. Yeah. You guys get scared. Yeah. Yo yo, make a slab. You win money. Okay. What if I walked up to you at a bar and I went, "No." Um, no. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. KSI, KSI, take off your bandana. I need to see that big ass forehead. Come on. Show that big ass forehead. Go on. Come on. Show that big ass forehead. No. Why not? Why don't you take off that stupid glasses? [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. Jesus Christ, bro. No. No. Why is he meowing? Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. The [ __ ] is wrong with Bro? Why? Bro, we need some [ __ ] Americans in this [ __ ] bro. Cuz I haven't laughed at a single UK joke since this stream started. I mean, man, you did laugh at those kids. I didn't I start What the [ __ ] is What the What was he doing? Yo, make us laugh, you win uh you win money. What? Make us laugh, you win money. Make make Casey loud and you give me money. Why'd you call me KFC? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is it real? Yes. Make us laugh and you win money. Okay. Uh, wait. Don't Don't Don't Come on, bro. Don't laugh. That ball almost got me. All right, one more try, bro. Hello. Yo. All right, one more try. Okay, I think it's enough. It's enough. I I can make the people laugh. It's okay. Okay. All right. All right. Well, unlucky, bro. Unlucky. Unlucky. Until next time. Bro, Chad, I'm about to go to Germany. Chad, Germans are actually funny. Oh my. Yo, make us laugh and you win money. Yeah. Come on, bro. You say what? Make us laugh and you win money, bro. How about we do an eye contest? A staring contest, you mean? Yeah. With who? It's you. Go for it, bro. Go. He blinked. No, he didn't. You actually did. Me? Yes. You just blinked when you literally just did when you said you blinked. Yeah, cuz you blinked. Get this [ __ ] Oh my. Nice try. Oh my gosh. I like I actually haven't left this whole stream, bro. Like actually like this is this is actually crazy, bro. Yo, make us laugh and you win money starting now. This is [ __ ] Oh my. It's not. Just make us laugh and you win money. Make us laugh. I was Is KSI Speed? Can y'all make us laugh? Make us laugh and you win money. Come on. Why are you slowly vaping at us? This is so fake. It's not [ __ ] fake. It is [ __ ] fake. [ __ ] No, it's We're literally talking. We're talking to y'all. I don't believe that. I was watching KSI this morning and now he's on my phone. Ashley, you know what? You're right. This is fake. This is actually a dream. Wake up. Wake up. It's time to wake up for this. N actually though, make us laugh and I'll win money. When have I ever seen gas? Done. So, y'all not going to try? No. And y'all just going to keep [ __ ] vaping that [ __ ] You just going to keep vaping? If it's real, post on your Twitter right now. No. I need a shot. You need a shot? It's It's It's 2:00. It's 5:00 somewhere. If you read your post on your Twitter right now, it's not. What? What is the UK, bro? You taking shots of this one? N you are crazy. You're ignoring my You're ignoring me completely. Nah. Oh my god. Yo, make us laugh, you win money. What? Yo, make us laugh and you win money. What? Sick, bro. Like, yo, make us laugh and you win money. Sick, man. Yeah, Germany is popping off. Yo, make us laugh, you win money. What the [ __ ] is going on in German? What's going on in Germany? Yo, make us laugh. Yo, make us laugh, you win money. Make us laugh and you win money. Yo, can you Yo, can you mute my screen? Echo. Echo. Okay. Um, do you want to eat an egg? Raw egg. What? Do you want to eat a raw egg? Yes, my friend. Wait a minute. Wait. If you What? You give me a minute. Egg. I can't, bro. Yes, my friend. Should we just go to Discord, bro? I'm might just go to Discord, bro. I got you. Cheers. Yes. Yes. Yes. My friend, I want to make money. So, I will give a present to my mom. Okay. She has a birthday for May. All right. Well, look, you got to try harder to make us laugh, man. You know, do you want me to make it there? Okay. I can make you laugh. Okay. Hey, make us laugh then puppy. That's nice. My friend, laugh. Please laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh. I see the guy behind you. I can't laugh, bro. I can't He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. You got Come on, man. You got There's something you can do. I'm sure you can. All right. One more try. One more try. One more try. One more try. One more try. Okay. Um, what do you want? Sorry, because my English is a little bad. Yeah. Uh, all right. Do you have a microwave? What? What? Do you have a microwave? Yes. Okay. I want you to power slam your microwave. Who? Power slam. So what? I don't know. Ah, I got it right there. Okay. You wanted to throw his microwave? Yeah, throw your microwave, bro. I have to get it out. One minute. No. Oh my god. No. Why are you about to throw your mark? Oh my god. He's actually going to do Oh my god. Do I can't. Wait. No. I was joking. Wait. Are you laughing? Are you laughing? Ain't no way, bro. I was about to just Bro, don't throw your microwave. That's like radioactive, bro. It can blow up. I have I have to make money to give a iPhone for my mom. I know, but bro, don't. Bro, a microwave is radioactive. It can blow up. No, it's got to be plugged in. I can't uh I can't I can't get it out. Okay, great. Okay, so then how did you get it in? Something something else. Something else. Quick quick, bro. Just I don't know. Do a back flip. Do a back flip. Back flip. Yeah. Okay. Okay. You save me. No, that was tragic, man. That was good. That was good. skip so quick, man. [Music] Yo, make us laugh. You win. You win. You win money. You win money. Bro said, "Nah, I'm good." Oh my god. I haven't left this whole stream. This is actually bad, bro. I haven't Well, I mean, we we can do Discord, bro. Yeah. Like, bro, like I just Oh my god. Oh my god. Make us laugh, you win money. Should No, basically. Yeah. I'm allergic to milk. Yeah. I should put my mouth right now. Yeah. And then Yeah. Wait. No. Don't. I'm allergic to milk. I put in my mouth right now. How much? Wait. Wait. No. What? This isn't the truth. I bear. What do I do? What the [ __ ] are you? I brought the whole thing. I brought Please, bro. My mom's going to kill me. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please, bro. Please. Look at my shirt, bro. Look at my shirt. Look at my shirt. No. Look at my bald head. Look at my bald head. Look at my bald head. Look at Look at my head. Look at my head. Aside, bro. Please, please, please, man. I need more money to get get hair transplant, please. Hair transplant, please. Hair transplant, please. Hair transplant, please. Please, please, bro. Please, bro. Wait, should we just start making this a truth or dare or hair transplant? Hair transplant, please. I need a hair transplant. Please, bro. All right. All right. One more try. One more try. One more try. I broke my whole thing, bro. Like, why did Why did you break your whole thing? Yeah. Like, we act like we Please, bro. Like, what do you want me to do? What? You got to try and make us laugh. This is on you. I'm in the thick of it. Everybody knows. They know me when it's KSI, bro. No, no, no. I know you love this. I know you can. Come on. Like, it's in you. Just try to make us laugh. Just try. It's in you, bro. You lost. You lost. You lost. You lost. You lost. Please. Please, bro. Please. Please. I need a PS5. I have Xbox One, bro. I have an Xbox One, bro. This is my Xbox One. I have an Xbox One, bro. Please, please have the Xbox One, please. You laughed at that. What was keys? Ka, please. Ka, please. I was going to get him to get his mom and then show My mom's out. My mom's out. My mom's out. Or your dad and then try and show Hey, please, bro. Please, please, please, please. Done. He already laughed. Yeah. Yeah. My PayPal. Should I show my PayPal? How much am I getting? Just put it in the chat, bro. Yeah, bro. Yes, bro. Just put your PayPal in the chat. PayPal in the chat. Thank you so much, bro. Hey, thank you, bro. And I'm going be honest, bro. That was not a real laugh, bro. I laughed just so you can get some money, bro. Wow. Thank you, bro. I love you, bro. I've been watching you. I've been watching this whole time. Thank you, bro. Oh my god. All right, Lion. Oh my god, bro. Thank you so much, bro. Seemed like he really needed that money. Yo, make us laugh for you in money. You ready? Yeah. All right. Got my little brother right here. Going to do a back flip. All right. Okay. This is for Ronaldo. Nah, man. Get the [ __ ] out of here, man. Come on, man. Make us laugh. You win money. Yo, please. My mom is homeless, Pete. Please. Wait, did you say your mom is homeless? My mom is homeless. Please. I need that money. I need that money. Please, please, bro. You My mom is home. You got a whole game. All right. You know what? If you actually put your mom in a room, I'll give you money. Give me a second. Okay. Give me a second. Yep. And put her on the mic. Oh my god. Where the [ __ ] he go? No, I think Did he disconnect? No way. No, I think it'll be bad. Right. There's no way, Chad. He's not going to be back. We'll give it 30 seconds. All right. 30. Nah. Okay. 30. He's back. Oh my god. Put on the mic. Hello. Can you hear me? I can't hear her. I can't hear her, bro. I can't hear her. Put her on the mic. Give her the headset. Give her headset. Give her the headset. Give her the headset. N. Yeah. Yes. No, but we call he We can't hear. See, he's scamming. He's scamming, bro. No. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. Give her the headset. Get Plug it in. Hello. Hello. We still can't hear you. We can't hear. Is it muted? No, it's I think they're muted. We can't hear. We can't hear you. We I think you're muted. We can't We can't hear you. Okay, I think we got to skip. Yeah, we might have to skip. Sorry. Yeah, we got to skip. Yeah, just L. Yeah, bro. Messed up, bro. Yo, you're winning. Let's go, bro. Christo Ronaldo. Silly. Oh, yeah. That's my boy. That's my boy. All right. Make a snap. You win money, bro. Let's go. Let's go, bro. All right. Try and make us laugh, bro. This is it. Your time. Your moment, bro. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What should I do? Wait, wait, wait. What should I do? What should Bro, I'm the Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh [ __ ] I did not plan this. I did not think I would get you guys, bro. This is crazy, bro. I just started streaming, bro. It's my second week. Wow. Congrats, man. Can I shout me out, please? Please. If you make us laugh, if you make us laugh. Oh [ __ ] bro. I don't know what I'm doing, bro. Bro, bro, what the I can do a perfect bicycle. Okay. Wait. Wait. Just watch this. Wait. It's our second week streaming. You got it set up like that? Yeah. What the hell? I stream off my MacBook. I can stream off my MacBook. Wow. I don't got a PC or anything. It's my my name is uh All right. All right. I said if you make a slab, you see you see he tried it. He almost tried it. He tried it. Okay. Watch, watch, watch. I'm going to do a bicycle kick. Okay, we got this. [Applause] Okay. Ow. Wait. Okay, that did not work. Ow. [ __ ] Okay. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. What? Wait. Wait. Bro. Bro. What? Bro, I'm the hu I'm the biggest Ronaldo fan. Bro, you got to laugh for me, bro. You got to laugh for me, bro. I'm a huge Ronaldo fan, bro. What do I got to do? So, you laugh, bro. What do I got to do, bro? Do All right. Are any of your parents in? No, but I'm home alone right now. You're home alone? Okay. Damn. Uh, please. All right. Can you call your mom? Why? All right. I want you to tell her that [Music] you you you want to What do I want to say? Uh what? He's gay. What? Yeah, fine. Screw it. Okay. I got to tell my mom. What? Or do you want Oh, or just say that. All right. No. Say that you want to leave the house and that you're fed up of living with with her. Bro, she's gonna get mad. Yeah, she's gonna get mad. And can I call my dad or should I No, your mom. Your mom. Your mom and say I don't need She might speak in a different language though. She might speak. No, it won't hit. It won't hit. I don't speak English. No, she can't speak English. She can't speak English. Wait, wait, wait. Well, well, we might not understand it. [Music] Okay, you can hear it. Mom, I'm fed up of living with you guys. I want to leave the house. I don't want to live with you anymore. Okay. Okay. Okay. What? Um, so you're okay with me just leaving the house and just being homeless? Oh, what? Okay. Okay. Thanks, bro. Can you hear? Bro, I need the money for not hold this, bro. He didn't even give a [ __ ] That's so funny. Just you got to help me now. Can I show me out? Please. All right, bro. Can I kiss? God damn it. I lost. I lost God. Bro, my Twitch. Hey yo, your next stream better be outside. Let's go. My Twitch My Twitch is Limitless Leavon. Limitless. L E V O N. I just started. I'm at 50 followers. Let's see if speed is actually good enough to get me to more followers. My Twitch name is Limitless Leavon. Okay. Thank you, bro. I really appreciate that. I really appreciate that. All right, bro. Yo, damn. That kind of looks sad. No, I ain't going to lie, that kind of reminded me of Mama. That one kind of funny low key. Yo, make a slab. You win money, bro. Is he trying to make us laugh? Make us laugh. Make us laugh, you win money. How much we talking? We're talking 100 pound, 500 lb maybe. Well, I mean, depends how how good of a joke or whatever you do. Hurry up, Wayne Rooney. Damn. Bye. You're not going to try? Can't be bothered. Crazy, bro. Crazy or All right, bro. Okay, bro. Was all farming and smashed it, man. Okay. You can't be bothered. Well played. Hey, but look, a trial won't Hey, a trial won't hurt, though. It won't hurt to attempt. No, he's him, bro. We got to skip. Yeah, he's him. He's him. He's him. He's him. Damn. You know what? You know what? I'm not gonna skip you. You know what? Cuz I'm not a [ __ ] Wait, what? If you don't want to see us, then you can skip us. I'm not going to skip. No, we about to be staring at this guy for an hour in Oh my god. No, I'm not skipping. You skip. I mean, I'm on break. What are you a doctor? I am. Oh, you are? Yeah. Yo, thank you for your service. Actually, I I actually admire doctors. No, that's all right. I um I work in London as well where you guys are. So what like what do you what do you what type of doctor are you anesthetics? What? So you just make people go to sleep? I do. Yeah. I try to save the chest like money by talking. Oh wow. We appreciate you, man. Thank you. Hopefully I don't see either of you. Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully. You maybe see him though cuz you might have to put him to sleep when he get a [ __ ] hair transplant. So Okay. You may see him soon. Okay. Brilliant. It looks like I've had one to be honest, but yeah. I see you also the tire tracks in your on your eyebrows. I do. Yeah. I uh did that myself accidentally. It was awful. Oh well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's He's got He's got on both sides. Yeah. Crazy, man. All right. Well, I think I think this conversation has been No, you skip him. You skip him. All right. Well, no, that's fine. You can skip him. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Bye. Wayne. Yo, make us laugh. You win money. So, I'll make you laugh. Yeah. Yeah, man. All right. First, it's crazy that me and me. Yeah. But try and make us laugh, though. Come on. All right. Why we're only getting London people, bro? Cuz, bro, I was looking for you for like two hours, bro. So, I've been laughing for one hour. You see that? Yeah. Yeah. He lied. You got me there. Um, what do you call a chicken that crosses the road? Oh my [ __ ] god, bro. I swear to God if you say from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king. Oh man. Make us laugh, you win money, bro. Oh [ __ ] Oh, wait, wait, wait. I got this one. Uh, I met two guys on OMI TV. One says he's speed, the other says his KSI. They start racing on office chairs, but both crashed into a wall after two seconds. Oh, wait, wait. I got another one. That That was the joke. Oh, yeah. Like, yeah, I thought it was okay. Yeah, I thought that was just a statement. Crazy. Um, yo, Speed, I just call Om TV as Donado and I I got this guy in a chicken suit. He's pinging his toenails with jelly beans while resisting Shakespeare. Yeah. Oh, no. Uh, actually I'm I'm a little bit nervous right now. It's not. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. All right. One more try. One more try. Come on. You got this, bro. Like, are you reading these jokes from Chad GPT? Like, like, where you getting these jokes from? Uh, I already cried before. I'm watching your team right now. Oh, you wrote them. Okay. Oh, wait. He wrote Oh, you wrote these jokes? You wrote these jokes. Yeah. Okay. All right. Do you have one more? Um, come on, man. Saw a guy wearing boxing gloves trying to eat pizza on OMI TV. He said, "I'm training to be KSI in an eating contest." What are you [ __ ] go? Oh my god. Stream in streaming, kids. I really laughed at that. No, bro. This Thank you. Thank you. Oh my god. G for reading his joke. My god, this big forehead [ __ ] keeps laughing. He keeps laughing. Oh my god. What is your PayPal, bro? What is your PayPal? Let me tie it. Oh my god. There it is, man. Wait. Tongue tongue tongue. Are you Indonesian? I'm I'm come from Vietnam, by the way. Oh, you're from Vietnam. Wait, are you from the meme? Then tun. No. Okay. Uh then why is it my bad? Why is your email the the uh meme then? Tongue tongue the meme? My my name is Tong. My name Oh, your name's actually Yeah. I thought that was the meme. Can you find that? Can you fa speak? No, I thought that was the meme actually. Oh man. Oh, that's your real name. Wait, your real name is Tong Tong? Uh Tong only one. Oh, so what's your surname? So, what's your last name? Uh, no, my last name, my last name is Tong and my first name is Winton. Winton and Tong. Winong. Yeah. Okay. Now, exactly. Exactly. Okay. My G. All right, bro. All right. Well, tongue. All right. Well, tongue tongue, bro. You Well, congratulations on your money, bro. Good [ __ ] man. You already the transfer the money. Yes. It's getting sent right now. Yes. Oh god. Thank you so much. You're welcome. You're welcome, bro. Good [ __ ] You made us laugh. Peace out. Peace out. Peace out. Peace. That's incredible. Yo, make us laugh. You win money. Hey. Yo, is this someone's mom? She's like 20, bro. Come on now. Okay, my bad. Hey, why you just valet her like that? Wait, she does not look 40, bro. She does not look 40. She looks old. She looks mid20s, bro. How old are you? Do you mind me asking? I uh I'm 16. 16. 16. Jesus Christ. Do you real six? No. Oh my. Sorry. Hey yo, you you could get a lot of people in trouble. What the [ __ ] No. Oh my god. Wait. No. No. Okay. Wait, I'm already laughing. Wait, bro. She's dead ass 16, dog. Wow. What are you eating? What are you eating is crazy, dog? Yo, what are you eating is crazy. Sorry. Okay. All right. Well, look. How do I say this? You Well, you won money. Well, do you have PayPal? I I I don't have people. Okay. All right. Well, well, you won money and I Why? Well, no, thank I don't I don't need money. Well, yeah, I know. Well, okay. I'm just saying you won money because you No need to flash. Mine um my English is not good. I'm German and Turkish with this. So, uh sorry, what did you say? Don't worry, bro. What did you say? Go on, man. Shaa ga. Gada. All right. All right. Okay. Fair enough. Fair enough. You know, has somebody ever told you that you like Selena Gomez? Yes. Oh, yeah. You got that. You got that. Yeah. Okay. Wow. All right. Oh, how do you say have a good day in German? Um, shya. Shya. Night night. Night night. shy. It's [ __ ] So shy. [ __ ] Mhm. Mhm. Nah. She lying. She lying, bro. She lying. She It's a [ __ ] guy, dude. No. No. No. She lying. She's 16. She lying, bro. She's 16. Oh, hell no. No. God, KSI's weird as [ __ ] No. Hell no. cat sound weird as hell. No, it actually means [ __ ] but okay. Oh, wait. Does it mean [ __ ] or [ __ ] Um, sher it's [ __ ] instead. No, it's [ __ ] English in English. [ __ ] In Germany, sher. So then what's what's [ __ ] in German? [ __ ] Um, it's Oh, [ __ ] So [ __ ] Sher, it's [ __ ] But um so yes. All right. Well, stay in school, man. How you going to test her language? How you going to tell her she's wrong? How you going to tell somebody she's wrong? Cuz it's her language. How you going to tell her to stay in school? Why is everyone saying no one, man? No. Chad, do I got to call the police on KSL? No. No, man. No. No. I got to act like No. No. No. I can't believe No, I got to call the police on KSI. You were about Oh my god. No, I got to call the police on KSI. No. Wait, what? Why are we calling 911? No, [ __ ] that. You just said to a 16-year-old. What? No. What's your emergency? Um, so I don't know how to explain this. Um, I have a friend that's an individual. He's sending threats to a a minor. She's 16. Uh, she's She's German and he said Shisa to her. Okay. Um, do you have any any contact details on these individuals? Uh, yes. He's Nigerian. Uh, he's a famous YouTuber. His name is KSI. I'm sure you can look in the records and see where his address is at. Is this uh Oinka Williams? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Wait, what's going on? Okay. Okay. I've just found his information right now. Okay. Can Can you repeat what the actual crime was that he committed? Oh, so we're live. So, we're live streaming and he said shya to a minor. She's a German girl and he didn't know the I'm pretty sure he didn't know the meaning. He he thought it meant [ __ ] but actually means [ __ ] Yes. Okay. That is Yeah, that is completely outrageous. Um I'm not sure whether that is legal or not. What I'm going to do is I'm going to file a report. Do you have a pen so I can give you a case number? Pardon? Do you do you have a pen or anywhere you can write a case number? Yes, I have a pen right here actually. Yes. Okay. It's uh the case number is C 1 Uhu 0927. Okay. No way. All right. I don't have one question. So, if you'd like to have uh if if you'd like to follow up, you're welcome to call back on this number and we'll be able to give you more information. Um yes, this this individual will be contacted very soon. Okay. You mentioned you were live as well. Yes, I am live. Okay. Can I have your YouTube channel name as well, please? Um I show speed. I show speed. I show speed. Okay, perfect. Thank you very much. Uh have a have a great day. We'll we'll we'll reach out to you if if there's any update on the case. Okay. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Nah, you a snitch, bro. Nail, buddy. You a snitch. Nah, you a snitch. Jail, man. Clean up the street. Just gave me a case. I'm cleaning up the street. Question. No. Shut up, you. Shut up, you. You're trouble. You got me in trouble. Yep. What the hell? Cleaning up the streets, chat. What do you mean cleaning up the streets? I said a word. Cleaning up the street. I said a trouble word and I got Can you please say my name? Oh my god. What the? Cleaning up the streets, bro. No, skip this woman, man. Not me. No, skip this goal. Skip this go, man. Hey, man. What? What? You you you now get what? Get out of here, man. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yo, speed. Make us Make us laugh, you win money. Okay. Okay. Wait. Wait. Speed. Speed. Speed. Wait. One second. Yo. One second. One second. One second. One second. One second. One second. Bro, speed. I'mma play you the greatest song of all time. Okay. Watch us think of it. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Is it okay if I do like a little performance, bro? What the [ __ ] is going on? Yes. Do whatever. What is going on? Come on. We're here for performance. Wait. My bad. My bad for the [ __ ] music. Wait. My bad. My bad. Sorry for the swearing. My bad. Okay. All right. I got a case for it. So, all right, guys. This is probably going to be humiliating. Um, but you know what? I'm going to do it anyways. This right here. Oh, bro. Wait. Nah. The lighting is horrible. All right, guys. This right here, this song right here is called I see a Ferrari featuring um the LTC. All right. Okay. All right. This is better than think of it, by the way. Okay. I guess there I go. All right. All right. All right. rich mansion. I see a Ferrari on the I see a Ferrari, bro. [ __ ] laughing. I see a Ferrari. God, why is he laughing? I got this new Ferrari. Want to know how I got it? Well, I was at a do party. I was drunk. I'm going to go edge of vision. I could even be on television. Yeah, I r that Ferrari. I see a Ferrari at a rich mansion. I see a Ferrari on the road. I see. All right. Okay, bro. You won the money. You won the money. You won the money. I won. I won. Yes. You [ __ ] won. Cuz Oh my god. Yo. Now you see how happy is he? Cuz he knew he wasn't your man. Oh my god. I thought you would not I didn't think I would laugh at that. I'm not going to lie, bro. Like did I? Yes, you won. Cuz he keeps [ __ ] laughing at every joke. You laughed at everybody. Wait, bro. I got to contact my mom. Wait, can Wait, can I just Can I just Wait, can you guys wait here? Can I go get my mom? I ain't going to lie. You have max one minute, bro. Bring your mom. Come. Okay. Wait. What the [ __ ] Wait. No. Oh my god. Oh no. Like I'm going to Discord, bro. I got to pee. I got to pee. Go pee. I I'll talk to the mom. Take a picture of his PayPal. Where's the bathroom at? Uh, it's just on your left. On my left? Yeah. And on the right. Oh, what's up, chat? How we doing, man? We having fun. I can't believe this [ __ ] called 911, bro. But bro. Hey. Hello, KSI. Hey. Hello. Where's Where's Where's your mom at? I don't know. She's coming, bro. Hello, Lamborghini. Wait, is that your mom? Yo, was that my bad, bro? No, there's no way that's your mom. No. No, no, that's not my mother. That's my sister, bro. Okay. Oh my, bro. Honestly, women these days just getting younger. No, no, no, no, no. Here she comes, bro. Yo, come, bro. It's the evergreen. What happened, bro? It's evergreen, you know. Hello, mom. How's it going, Mom? Y Hi, Mom. Hello. Jeez. Oh my god. A dildo. Wait, did she just call us? Dildos. Dildos, bro. Wait, did your mom just call us dildos? No, she did. No, no, no, no. They're speaking They're speaking Swedish. Oh, what did she say? Uh, she's talking to my dad or whatever. Like, is is real you guys? Oh, all right, man. What's your PayPal, bro? What's your PayPal? What's What's your PayPal? How PayPal? Just put in the chat. Yeah, put it in the chat. Type it in. They don't have a PayPal. Oh [ __ ] You don't have PayPal? No, they don't have PayPal. You ain't getting your money, my brother. Yeah, that's fine. Okay. Well, guys, I just want to say thank you. I'm a huge fan. No, pretty. At least without your YouTube channel or something. Yeah. Oh [ __ ] Um uh my Twitch is it's Miml. Uh M I M I L. And my YouTube is also that. It's all that on Tik Tok, Twitch, YouTube. All right. Smack. Thank you guys. Take care. All right. Peace out, man. Bye. Bye. I haven't laughed like Yo, make us laugh. You win money, bro. We can't even hear you. We can't hear you, bro. We can't even hear you. We can't hear you. Yeah, but I know you ain't saying nothing with your big ears. You can hear? Yeah, we can't even hear you, bro. Mixed race Venetian. What? What did you just call him? Venicious. Venicious. What? Venicious Junior. Oh, I like what? People call say yo, make us laugh, you win money. Yo, make us laugh, you win money, bro. What the [ __ ] is this real? Yes. Make us laugh, you win money. All right. All right. Like, listen up. Everybody making jokes and [ __ ] I got some serious [ __ ] to talk to you about. All right. Right. So, you both sitting down right now. Okay. I need y'all boys to face each other. So, look into each other eyes right now. Right. I need to picture a scenario. So, imagine this. Two people come walking in. They got guns. One of them has Mr. KSI's parents. One of them has Speed's parents. These two guys, they say if y'all don't two, if you don't [ __ ] the parents going to die. Oh no. Who's doing the [ __ ] me? No. No. Hold up. What the You got What the hell, bro? Wait. Hey. Yo. No. Come on. We got to act it out, bro. No, we ain't. Yo, listen. Listen, listen. We got to act it out. Yo, listen. Listen, listen. You got 30 seconds to decide. If you don't [ __ ] your parents die. I'm killing myself. I'm killing myself, bro. I'm killing myself. All right. Okay, I'll let you. I I'm dying. So, you're getting [ __ ] by KSI? Kill me. What the [ __ ] So, speak you're getting [ __ ] by KSI. I'm 7 years old and I appreciate 2012. Are we back? What the [ __ ] My stream just died. Oh, wait. Oh, no. We back. We back. It says we back. Sup. Are we back? I don't know why that [ __ ] just lag, bro. K computer's ass. My bro, my computer is ancient. Like, what? Yeah, we back. We back. We back. We back. We back. So, who's doing the [ __ ] No. No, bro. Yo, bro. We done We done with this, bro. Yo. Yeah, bro. We done with this. All right. Bet. So, anyway, I'm banned on PayPal anyway, so I'm cooked. He left. Yeah, but you're not getting the money anyways. You can't get money. Why are you not getting the money? Cuz you don't have PayPal. [ __ ] I got something else. I got a bank account. All right. Yeah. So, you want to go into the bank, write down your route number, write down your account number. Hell yeah. Man, get this fool out of here, man. Yo, make us laugh. You win money. Uh, hi. Do you speak English? Yes. So, the thing is I'm not a native speaker. Could you rate my accent in my song? What? Look, I'mma show you. I ain't no way blood just came off. Yo, make us laugh. You win money. No, no, no, no. I cannot believe that. I seriously I cannot believe that. Speed, is that you? No. Yes. Make us laugh and you win money. Uh, this might be it. Come on, let's dance like this. I don't know. No speed. How many followers do you have? 120,000. This might be the oldest fan you have. How many followers do I have? No watchers right now. You have 39 million. Congratulations on your trip in China. And congratulations for being so successful. Thank you, sir. Thank you. All right. Can you stop the glazing, bro? All right. Get your mouth away from his penis and make us laugh. Uh, I'm sorry, but uh, should I dance? Dance. Let's see you dance, man. I cannot dance, but okay, never mind. Bro, why your titties bounce like that? Why you looking at his titties, bro? Like, you like can't stop lowkey a weirdo, bro. No, like I'm trying to think he lowkey a weirdo, bro. How many channels you got right now? I have three channels, bro. Three channels. You can do something against a channel that is suspended. No. All right, let's skip this guy, man. Okay. All right. You have a nice day. Yeah. I don't know what's Yo, make us laugh. You win money. Uh, so I was at the night out with a girl and I showed her my dick and she said, "Oh, that's so small." And I said, "But you don't have one." She proved me wrong. Wait, so you just met someone who's transgender? Quesa, you're dumb. Bro, you ugly. Uh, but your forehead is bigger than the world itself. You literally have a gravitational pull towards your forehead. Bro, you got a unibrow. Uh, but yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you choking. You choking. JCole, beat your ass up. Speed beat your ass up. Oh, but he didn't though. We fought and I beat him. He was just weak. He was injured. He would beat your ass up any day. And fight right now. Fight right now. All right, chat. I'm about to go to Discord, bro. Hey, bro. Yo. Yeah, let's go. Um, what is um Should I make you laugh? Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay, bro. Um, bro, you got to pay me if you want me to make you laugh. No, get the [ __ ] out, bro. Don't piss me off. Let's go to Discord, buddy. All right, let's go to Discord. Let's go. Let's check. Can y'all see my screen? Can y'all see screen? Chat, why do you got dark mode on? I hate dark mode. It's so much better. Like, light mode hurts my eyes. Yeah. No, light mode. Speak. Shut the [ __ ] up, [ __ ] All right, chat. We're about to do so bright. We're about to do it on actually Discord because I'm be honest, bro. Like this is just not, you know, like people are just not making us laugh, you know? Not making us laugh. So, let's go to my Discord. Let's go. Let's Let's Let's see if Discord's good. Speed. What the [ __ ] Okay. Oh. Yo, what is this? Yo. Yo, can y'all hear me? Yeah. Yes, sir. Can you hear him? Yes. All right, bro. Start it up, man. Start it up. Start it up. Start it up. Start it up. Wait. Start it up, man. Start it up. Trap. Yo, what? No, we're talking to this. Okay, he just left. What is going on? I'm back. Yo, turn your camera on. Yo, Cham on. Mic off. I swear to God, chat, if I don't laugh, bro, the stream's ending, bro. Like, chat. Like and you're muted as well. Oh boy. What the [ __ ] is going on? Can y'all see me? Yes, we can see you. Okay, cool. Okay, cool. Why you you left already? No. Yo, them tits. What the [ __ ] Oh, hell no. Chill, [ __ ] T, bro. Hold on, Steve. Hold on, Steve. What the [ __ ] Oh my god. I didn't even realize I got a song that I play for the ladies that I do. I got to show y'all what I do. Damn. I don't know. Them are actual tits. They titties. Yeah. I I All right. Watch this. Hold on. Hold on. Damn. Babe, please don't shake. Don't start shaking. Oh my god. Don't Bro, you about You about to get people break up in here. All right. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Here we go. All right, here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Yo, five shots. Hold on. Hold on. Here it is. Oh, look how it's drooping. [Music] I need a titty. Was y'all [ __ ] with that? Was y'all [ __ ] with that? No, bro. You need you need to leave yourself. Hey yo yo yo. I ain't going to lie. Hey M. Hey, look. He get his money. But get this [ __ ] out. Get him out. Get him out. Get him out. What the [ __ ] are y'all doing? He's gone. He's gone. He's gone. How do How do you zoom in this game? Oh my god. Right there. Oh my god. No. That is one. All right. You ready for the next person? Yes. Fuzziest things. Okay, chat. Is the camera cool? Is it too small or too big or Yo, sir Spencer come. Yes. All right, man. Make us laugh. You win money, bro. How are you today? You look absolutely wonderful. Thank you. You both look tremendously gorgeous. Gorgioso even. I would say grandimo. Okay. I would like to do an impression of your average fan from the stream if that's okay. All right. Okay. Here we go. Oh my days. Is it? No. Oh god. No. Really? Is this not KSI? Actually, I can't. Seriously? What do you want me to break in my house? No. Oh my days. That was my impression of your average fan. I hope you enjoyed it. We didn't laugh, man. So, hey, so you know what that means, bro. We didn't laugh, so you know what that means, bro. Not a problem. I hope you have a wonderful day. I'm not mad at you and I really appreciate the time that you gave me here today. If you'd like to follow me on the internet, you suck. Next person. We did not laugh at that. Yo, doctor, come on. You turn your camera on on Discord instead. Turn my camera. What? So they can see if you're muted. You're muted. They don't have They don't matter. But it's just better. Well, that was emboded. Hey, how you doing, KSI? It's Peter Griffin here. Sorry. All right. All right. Hello. Yep. It's your time. Let's go. Let's go. So, uh, KSI, big fan. I watched you since the days of, uh, Get Hyper. Do we stop crashing out on, bro? You know that time Peter Griffin came home and said, "Hey, Los, I'm about to [ __ ] crash out." I swear to God, bro, if you don't start laughing, I'm I'm going to lose my [ __ ] You know what? March Simpson. much. Hear me out on Hear me out on Barney Gumble. Oh my god, I have to tell you guys something. By the way, Lois Griffin here with a special news announcement. From Paris to Berlin and every game that I've been in, we're going to win the World Cup. Peter, hey guys, this is Alier. I got the spray on skinny jeans. Hear me out on me. By the way, KSI's house does not smell like ass. That was very not nice of you, Speed. Facts. Why have I not made you laugh yet? Huh? Okay, I You know what? I've got a scenario for you. Oh, really? All right. Peter Griffin, he is having sex. Go. Hey, Arthur Morgan. John Mon, get in here. Oh my god. Help. Arthur. Oh my gosh. Dutch, help. Yeah, you bastard. Take it like a good boy. Oh my [ __ ] god. Lois, Lois put it inside me tonight. I mean, it's it's it's a good impression, but yeah, it's a funny, man. It ain't funny. Yeah. Yeah. All right, bro. It's all right. I didn't make it this time, but hopefully I make it next time cuz I need a new gaming chair. Yeah. All right. All right. Well, I like you, bro. All right. Mod's next. KSI before I go. What? If you ever wanted to if you ever want to collab. Yeah, doctor. I know you, doctor. I know you, doctor. I got you, bro. No one [ __ ] cares. Dr. Random voice. Get the hell out of here, bro. That almost got me, bro. Oh [ __ ] Can we laugh, bro? We actually can't laugh. Next one. We actually can't laugh. Okay. Yo yo yo, big guy, bro. Hello titties. Yo, how you guys doing? Good. Come on, man. Make us laugh. We're just trying to laugh. All right. All right. All right. Okay. Okay. Chill. Here we go. JJ Darren, I'm in the thick of it. Everybody knows. They know me where it snows. I skied in and they froze. I don't know nothing about no ice. I'm just cold. 40 something mill subs or so. I've been told I'm in my prime, but this ain't even final four. How is it so big? Hey, calm down. Hey, relax. Oh, [ __ ] Did you guys laugh? Almost. Yeah, man. You were so close. You were close. God. All right, bro. Well, I like that joke, though, cuz his forehead is fat as [ __ ] I got big. That was a good joke, though. I was trying to do the most accurate KSI. Yeah, I know. Maybe. All right. You know what will make me laugh? If you punch all four of those guys in the dick, dude. Oh, wait. What the Oh my Wait, hold up. I do it first. Me. Yo, why wait? Why do like willingly to do it? You first. Yes. Oh, sorry. Do it again. Do it again. What the [ __ ] What the Wait, I can't do it to the other ones. I don't know. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. Dude, he's my brother. It doesn't work if I do it to the Why your brother? Okay. All right. Yeah, you don't leave with that. Okay. All right. Okay. Yeah. You win. You win. You win, man. You win. I win. Yeah. All right. Yo, wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Instead of the money, could I have a door? KSI. Is Is that okay? No. No. You know what? [ __ ] off. No. No. You pissed me off, man. No. Go for It's a simple question, bro. Just give him a door, bro. I just What the [ __ ] wrong with you? Just give me a door. He's just asking a [ __ ] door. Like, why is he getting mad over a [ __ ] door, bro? Exactly, bro. Just give him a [ __ ] door. KSI, just a [ __ ] door. Hey, yo. Yo, to the guys in the back, punch him in the thing. Oh, he just told you guys to punch me. Youard that? Wait, no. Not Yeah, keep punching him. Yeah. Yeah, keep punching him. Well, I did say so. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You know what? You know what? How about this? Give my winnings to the next person. Okay. Okay. You know what? No, no, no. We'll double it. So, so, so Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, if the next person So, whoever the next person that makes us laugh, they get the money. Yeah. Yeah. Double it. Give it to the next one. All right. All right. All right. Snake, man. Thank you for having me. What? Enjoy. Oh. Oh, thank you. All said, thank you, buddy. All right. Ma's next. All right. Uh, demon plays. Oh, yo. Oh, [ __ ] Yo, camo. Come on. Turn your camo on. It makes us laugh. Oh, wait. Is my camera Oh, that's why. Wait, hold up. How long I've been live for? Yo, what's up? What's good, man? Come on, bro. Come on, man. All right. All right. All right, here we go. Oh, sick. My my boxing style. Great. I've never done that. No, never. I've never done that. [ __ ] nice. Ah, show me. Yeah. Mod's next. Mod's next. Mods next. Yeah. Get out, bro. Get out. That [ __ ] was not funny, bro. All right, next question, man. We got funny people. Trust, bro. Just give it time. Yo, Blake camel. Uh yeah, I was not funny at all, bro. Hello. Hey, bro. Hi. Can I Can I do some standing up comedies for you guys? Yeah. Yeah. I'm here for it, man. Can I do my ad? I'll stand up. Sure. Interesting sense. Why don't we Sorry. One sec. So good. Why don't we Why don't we call them attract Why don't Why don't we call them attractive air balloons? A hot air balloon. What? Why don't we call them attractive air balloons? I don't know. Um, I wish I wish the show na I wish the show Nature didn't get cancelled after four seasons. Spring, summer, winter, fall. I would have liked to have seen the fifth season. Okay. Okay. Okay, man. My mom My mom has two legs and she walks like this. My grandma has two legs and she walks like this. My dad left me as a child. Is he wedging himself? What the [ __ ] Wait, what? What is that? Is that his shirt? What the What just happened? I know that probably smell like booty. It went all up in his ass. Wait, is that your Is that your pants? That's his underwear. Oh my lord. Have you They're always talking about misconduct. What about What about misconduct? I can't I can't a lie. This is not funny. I'm not going to lie, bro. Yeah, man. I'm not going to lie, Chad. This is not funny. Yeah, dude. All right. Yeah, you might have to go. Next person. Whenever I see a service, dog, I'm like, "Thank you for your service, dog." Next person. Bye, bro. Yeah. That's all right, Coco. You bring in the next person, please. All right. Make sure they're funny, bro. All right, Coco. Bro, these are the fans. Did he say thank you for your service? All right, man. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Turn your camera on your camera's off, bro. Who [ __ ] mic is that, bro? That was the guy. That was the person. Yeah, the guy. Yeah. No, man. L guy, man. Yo, DSSE, turn your camera on. Oh, right. All right. Bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet. All right make us left you money man. Yo, can you guys see me? Yeah. Turn your screen lock off, bro. We got to we got to like turn our heads but All right. Ah, there we go. No, no, no. School. Okay. Oh, for [ __ ] sake, man. It's fine. It's black. You can see me. Yeah. Go, go, go. Speed, I could do very accurate impersonation of you. Would you like to see it? If it makes me laugh, I'm here for it. All right. Bet. Bet. I'm here for it. No, it's crazy, man. We already know what I can't We can't even saying, but I know what he's doing. His mic not even [ __ ] working. So, you look stupid. Yes. Yeah, we do. Yes, buddy. Your mic's not even working. We couldn't hear what you swear. Turn your noise suppression off. Your noise. My noise. What's my noise suppression? We can't even hear you now. You look goofy. [ __ ] iron. Oh my. Shut the [ __ ] up, man. You know, you shut the [ __ ] up. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. Hang on. Wait. Wait. Give me a second. Give me a second. Noise suppression, right? Yeah. Turn it off, bro. Uh, next. No, no, wait, wait, wait. Shut up, bro. Shut up, bro. If you're in this stream, make sure your noise depression is off. Yo, one second. Okay, my friend. Yes. Yes. Yes. Can you hear me? We're a bit nervous right now cuz uh you're like this [ __ ] Jamaican Michael Jackson right now. We're a bit nervous. All right. A bit nervous still. We're a bit nervous. Listen, [ __ ] I care sight. I'll blow up the foot asylum headquarters if you get me on inside. I swear I'll [ __ ] blow that [ __ ] up. C4s, bro. [ __ ] C4. Take that [ __ ] in. We take that [ __ ] down, bro. But I got nothing to lose, bro. No, bro. I don't know if we can we can allow that. Can we get one more chance? One more chance. One more chance. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was in your recent video to try not to laugh. I didn't make you laugh this time. I didn't make you laugh that time. Third time lucky. All right. Here we go. All right. Well, if you don't mind, can you call me the P word again, please? Do you think Young done it? He done it. Bloods [Music] bloodst. No, he's the greatest blood. No. What? No. Yeah. What? He got banned. He got banned. He got banned. I don't got banned. He got banned. I don't get it. Oh my god. I don't get it. You don't want to know, bro. You don't want to know. I'm so [ __ ] lost right now. Don't worry, man. Don't worry. Oh my god. It's cuz KSI is a racist prick. That's what he meant by it. All right, here's a little chem, bro. Sometimes I don't get UK jokes. I swear to God, y'all. Sometimes I just don't get the UK jokes. Damn. Make us laugh, you win money. Wait, is the Did the mod just Yeah. Bro. Oh, bro. Your mods are thirsty. I know this. I know. This unprofessional, ain't it? Just unprofessional mods. Hello. Hello. So, I'm going to be pranking my friend. Okay. Because she's getting ready for her date of her makeup artist and everything. Okay. Wait. Wait. What? She I think she's going to mess up. Wait. So you're pranking your friend who do makeup artist. Wait, what? Oh my god, she's doing makeup. Oh my [ __ ] god. No. What are you doing? N you're wild. N you're I will beat her ass. She psycho. What? I mean, I laughed. Oh my god. But at what cost, man. Way she just did that. All right. Well, well done, man. Okay. All right. Ain't no way she just did that. All right. Can y'all see us? What? Can y'all see us? Yes. All right. They win money mods. Get their PayPal and send a brand. Okay. All right. Where do I send it? You send it to one of my mods, Coco. Oh my god. Okay, I'll send it to Coco. All right, next. Jesus. Here's the next one. You can't laugh at everything, bro. I know, but I do. Turn your camera on. Do boys. Okay. Okay. Okay. Is that Steve from Minecraft and Jesus? Okay. of chicken. Yes. Tasty as hell. Now you're ringing the bell. Super spicy. It's a lot of creeper. [Music] I mean, I ain't What What the hell is doing here? Yeah, I didn't watch Minecraft neither. Yeah. So, [Music] Okay. Next, next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Okay. Okay. Okay. Sorry, guys. Next. If you guys are in waiting room, make sure your noise suppression is is otherwise no one can hear anything. I ain't going to lie. I actually haven't left the Yo, Liam. It's pretty normal though. Yo, can you hear me? Can you hear me? Come on. Yes, we can hear you. Come on. It's opening. It's opening. Wait. Wait. Why is it It's opening. Turn it off and turn it back on. Yeah, I did it. It's loading. It was open in the other car. It's not loading right now. What? Bro, just click the button once, bro. Just click it once. Sometimes it doesn't show on your end, but we can see it. I'm in the stream, bro. What? Turn your camera on. It's on. It's loading. I don't know why it's not. All right. Next. We'll drag you back, bro. Yo, Scooby. This is bad, chat. This is actually getting bad, y'all. I think Amigga was bad. Yeah, facts, bro. Y'all was Yo, and look, my mom was saying, "Go to Discord. Go to Discord." I go to Discord, bro. Give us time, bro. Bro, I gave y'all plenty of time. Bro, you gave us five [ __ ] minutes of content, bro. And this guy's [ __ ] camera won't work. I let y'all know beforehand. I let y'all know beforehand that I was doing this. Funny people, bro. We just trust, bro. Just trust trust the process, right? Yeah. Yeah, man. Yo, J Y, come on. Come on. Name 10 things you love about Vanessa. What? Huh? Name 10 thing. Name 10 things you love about Vanessa. So, you want me to name me 10 things about that I love with my girlfriend? That's the joke. I know. That's a joke. Right now. Like, are you actually doing this? Like, that's actually the joke. Yes, that's a joke. I don't get it. Say it right now. 10 10 things you love about Vanessa right now. I love her smile. I love uh how the way she looks. I love how the way she talks to me. Um, I love her personality. I love her hair. I love her toes. I love her face. Um, uh, her armpits. I love her armpits. Yeah. Her kneecaps. Her kneecaps. I love her nose. I love her lips. I love her eyebrows. I love everything. That's 10, bro. So, what's the joke, bro? Ah, man. Never mind. What, bro? No. What? None. What? No. What was that? That was No, bro. Coco, there's no way you approve these people, bro. I did not approve anything. I'm about to go back on Omegle. Like, this is bad, bro. This is bad, chat. Drag. Next person. All right. Okay. Next person. All right. All right. Uh, okay. Never mind. Like, what? Yo yo yo J. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Yo, how are you guys? I'm from Malta basically. Um, I was just at the Sideman event basically and XQC gave me that whole shirt, dude. Just because of you guys. And also Speed, your original photo, this one, the backflip has me legit here. That's me in the red jacket. Wait, wait. You've got something on your on your near your mouth. No, not it's still that, bro. That's that's that's like part of his That's a mo. Oh my Oh my god, bro. Nah. N I N I What do you mean? That's a mo. You never seen a mo? Even I got a mole. No. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad, man. You know what? It looks good on you. It look, bro. Actually, it's your beauty spot right there. Thank you, dude. and nice cheeky smile there. Anyways, anyways, let's ignore that basically for me. Uh, anyways, my first joke is what's the hardest part about seeing the orphanage burn down? I don't know. I don't know. My dick, bro. Get out, bro. Yeah, I just weirdo, bro. Why are you laughing at that [ __ ] He's sitting here, bro. Why can't I leave nothing? He keep laughing off this [ __ ] bro. Bro, why are you laughing at pedo jokes, bro? He keep laughing at p jokes, bro. No, bro. I wasn't I wasn't laughing, man. It's just Yes, you are, bro. No, I was actually just coughing, man. He keeps laughing at po jokes. You have a weird sense of humor, dude. No, but just stop. Get the next person in, man. Yo, K, cam on, bro. And he's Yo, K, turn your camera on. Yo yo come on camera on camera. There you go. Wait. What? Wait. Turn it on. I'm doing it. It's I see. What are you talking about? It just bro. Should I refresh? Wait. Let me let me drag him back in. Okay. For the record, the Kenny found all these people, bro. I hideous mod. Yeah, I'll make sure to hate Kenny. I hate Kenny. This is like pumpkin. It's the orange. Okay, let me bring somebody else. Oh, there you go. Oh, keep it on, bro. So, there you go. Stop touching your phone. Save it like that. The [ __ ] We can see you. We can see you, bro. Bro, have you got [ __ ] all over your chest? What is he doing? I think he's oiling up. Hey yo, your fans, man. Yeah, your fans crazy. Jeez, man. Wow. KSI, call him the P word. No, I'm all right, man. Okay. All right. Next. Next. Bye, bro. All right. Next person. Yo, Hopson. Hello. Hey, guys. Can you can you hear me? Yes. Yeah. Yo, Speed, listen. I love you so much. You're so hot. Okay, listen. I'm Trump and I'm gonna make America great again. Yes, it's gonna be freaking huge. Okay, sia. It's freaking huge. I got sexy for it. Oh, I just want to freaking lick it. Oh, speed man. Oh, it's huge. I can see your thoughts in that little nose of yours. Oh my gosh, it's huge. Why did I even say little? That was a lie. Holy [ __ ] I'm going to make America great again. Camala is going to be fired. And I'm gonna make sure that speed is considered a sold. Just kidding. But look, it's gonna be good. And I'll make next What are y'all doing? Wait, what? Like, what are you doing, bro? What is this? Yo, lost on your camera, bro. Hey, that is late. Do you see me? Yes. Yes. Okay. Okay. What's good, Derex? How y'all doing? KSI, what's up? We're good, man. Okay. What's good? Okay. So, what's bigger? Wait, what's bigger than Speed Ego? I mean, what's bigger, Speed Ego or KSI forehead? KSI's forehead. You get it? Wait, I got one more joke. RTO part two. Oh, caught the cops. Call the cops. Call the cops. Call the cops. All right. Mods, get his PayPal. Mods, get his PayPal. Mods, get his PayPal. Next. Next. I love you, bro. I love you. Next. So [ __ ] stupid. Why are you not laughing at this? [ __ ] hell. Next. Next. Next. Yo, said unmute. Good gang. What's good? What's good? What's good? What's good? What's good? What's good, [ __ ] Say something. What's good? What's up, bro? Make it good. What's good? What's good? All right, babe. Baby, I'mma prank my mom and tell her how I'm gay, bro. Okay. All right. All right, bet. Hold on, bro. All right, babe. Babe, bet. Let me call her real quick. Oh man, I ain't going to lie for this. No way. We can't hear. You got to turn noise suppression off, buddy. Hold on. Hello. Yo, mom. What? Oh, mom. Mom. Mom. I wanted to admit something, man. You know, when I used to bring those other two dudes, you know, back in my room, I wanted to admit something. I need to admit something to you. No, no, no. You don't need to call mom. Um, you know, I wanted to admit that I am gay. What is gay? I'm gay. I'm gay. Gay. I'm gay. What is gay? Gay. Gay. Gay. I'm gay. I I like men, you know. So, you like kissing men. You like kissing boys. I like kissing men like Darren Watkins, man. He my boyfriend. Okay. I didn't say all that [ __ ] Yes, you did, [ __ ] You said what? I like men. I like men. I like men. Oh, okay. You want a gay? Yeah, mom. Leave my house now. Yeah. Because I can't live with gay. It's better if you want to be. Oh [ __ ] [Music] I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. It's a prank. It's a prank. It's a prank. Jesus. Oh my god. He turned off his PC. No. Where'd he go? There's no way. Where'd he go? No. His mom just beat Oh my god. Where'd he go? No. Oh my god. Yeah, he's cooked, man. He's Yo. Okay, we'll take him. Where'd he go, man? Rest in peace. RP, I'll take him back to waiting. We'll get an RB's in the chat. We'll get you an update. Let me get No, it's crazy. The RB's in the chat. Hey yo, he's Yo, Epic, turn on your account. He's dead. Well, give him some bug. Yo, it's been a hot minute. What's up, bro? What's up? What's up, Epic Hunting Gang? What's up, man? Yo, but before I do my things, I do I do have a few things to say. What? Um, yeah. So, like that edit that I post on my YouTube on this the short, it has 61 views now for you. Oh, really? Also, and also I created a edit for both of you. Be the reason why is cuz both of you inspired me to be a creator. So, if it's okay with you guys, I would like to show you guys the edit I made for y'all. Yeah, man. Show that edit. Show that edit. Show the edit. All right. All right. And let me just pull up here. All right. Um All right. Can you guys see it? Can you guys see my the screen? Yeah. Who was it? A Ninjago. Is that new? Oh man, this is crazy. Yo, that's a fire edit, bro. Damn. I like the part where it would just see. Okay. While you're at it, while you're at it, epic. I'm not going to lie. Can you like try to make them laugh? Oh, yeah. That's the point of you being here. Also, I made a helmet for you as well. Oh, wow. Oh, that's fire. That's fire. Nice. Wow. You made that. If you want, I can put it on if you want. Yeah, let's see it, bro. All right. Okay. I know. I'm just put on this. Okay, Epic, can you sing Think of It by KSI? All right. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. Epic, can you make us All right. Can you make us laugh now? Epic. Yeah. So, basically, what I could do is I could do like funny faces basically. Okay. Funny faces. Okay. Go. Yeah. So, like this is one of my most popular ones. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And then another one I can Yeah. Yeah. And yeah, that's all I can do actually. And to be fair, I don't really care about the money. I just want to be up here and and I wanted to appreciate um you guys for what you guys help me do in my life. Sing Think of it by KSI. Hey, shut the [ __ ] up, bro. You're king, man. You're a king. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Also, I'm also um I was also told to sing um um your song KSI. Yeah. S. Yeah. Go ahead. Sing it, bro. All right. Oh, yeah. Also, um I do do bar pace quiet so like not be but like if you guys could like please meet up because you know I sing bar piece of quiet choir you know. Okay. All right. I don't know. All right. All right. Let me get the song here. All right. Everybody knows me where I froze. I don't know nothing about my problem for my floor. I went from living room straight up to stop but trust me I'm ready for the war. This is how the story goes. Stop. Why are you laughing, bro? Stop being rude. Shut the [ __ ] up, man. Okay. All right. Okay. Epic. Okay. Epic. Epic. You won. You won. You won. You won. You won, bro. All right. Love you, Epic. All right. Peace out, man. Peace out. All right. What the [ __ ] Oh man. Yo, come on, please. Yo, M. Make sure to get his PayPal. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, Eigor. Yo, did you hear me? Yo, what's good? All right. Make us laugh. You You win money. Yes. Is that a Central Sea Top? Oh, that is Yeah. Yeah, I have the Central Sea Top. Of course. Let's go. Big up C. Of course. All right. So, we have some tortillas and we put some water in our mouth and then we going to do this game with like where I flick your face in some directions, you know? Okay. And if I can slap your face. Okay. You might want to do that, too. I'm not going to lie. Oh, I think I've seen this game before. I mean, you you're the ones laughing. We're not laughing. All right. Start you, bro. You're drinking the water. Just put it in your mouth. Bro, y'all making your own self laugh, bro. Okay. Okay. Next. No, man. Next. Next. No, go prime though. But yeah, not next. So, appreciate it. Oh, man. What was that other kid called? Epic. EP. Epic Huting. Epic. Epic Huting. I love that guy, man. Yeah. Make a slap, you win money. All right. Look, look, look, look, look. I got the joke. Give me a second. All right. So, my first joke is um why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Guess. Why? It got stuck in a crack. I actually hate you, bro. I got one more. One more. Okay, I got more. I got more. Um, hold on. Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? Why? You might denture a car. Next, next. He actually stinks, bro. Yo, brain dead. Come on, bro. I'm about to crash. Brain dead. Come on, bro. this person bigger boot. Come on. I haven't like bro like how does Epic Hunt make me laugh? But none of y'all from the screen to the ring to the pin. Wait, why are my eyes two different colors? The [ __ ] Oh yeah, one's black, one's brown. That's weird. Holy [ __ ] You should get that checked out. Yeah, I know. Wait, I might be uh Yo, space cut your camera like or something. I forgot what's it called. Yeah. Yo, space. Is that what it called? Chat like when you got two different. Oh, sorry. Okay, man. Bro, why the [ __ ] does he look like me, bro? Sorry. I was just catching up on some literature, but um I have some questions for you because I was just going across the internet and uh I seen these things. I was just wondering like what is going on? Is that you? No, that's not me. That's a photoshopped picture that somebody made who's [ __ ] weird. I don't know who that is. He photoshopped it. I don't know. That's fake. Yeah, but what is What is this? That's not my dad again. That's not okay. Uh, but anyways, I just went to the store and I got some of your prime and I was just wondering, is it supposed to be this color? Like, it's brown. No. No. Um, okay. Speed, why can't uh wait, why can't the uh the KSI have hair? Why? Because the KSI. Sorry, son. But next, was that your son? I don't know. He I don't know. He just looks just like me. I don't know why he looks like me. I don't know. I don't want to ask my dad. I don't know. Yeah, fair. Yo, make us slap you in money. Raada. What's up, Ramada? Wait, can you hear Wait, can you guys hear me? Ramada. All right. Um, I got a joke for you, but it's downstairs. So, let me go get it for you. Did he get up just to show his ass? All right. So, okay. What's Wait, what's wrong with your ass? What's wrong with What's wrong with my ass? What do you mean? Yo, turn around. Turn around. Turn around. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Nice. H. Uh, yeah. I had a hot shower today. Really hot. Crazy, man. Yeah. So, I'm going to give you some jokes and that. And also, I'm just I'm just here to say that I'm really happy to see you guys. I'm really Yeah. But I got one joke. What do you call a chicken that is crossing the road? [ __ ] [ __ ] Why do y'all keep relying to the most organic original joke ever? Ain't no way. Okay. Why? Why did the chicken Why chicken that's going to cassu love? Bro, you Let's go. There's no way that you love. Yes. Yeah, I love Let's go. Yo, also Steve, I just want to say something. H Madrid because we're running for St. Real Madrid shop. Oh my god. All right. Oh my god. All right, Ms. Get his PayPal, man. Let's go. Next, man. Next. Jesus [ __ ] Christ. You really like You really laugh. You laughed at a chicken across the road. No, he's love. He was Congratulations, KSI. Hello. You're muted. Yeah. Make us laugh. You win the money. No. No. She ain't muted. You're not muted. All right. Ready? I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. So, she gave me a hug. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud. I went to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn't find them. What do skeletons fight each other? They don't have any guts. Is that not funny? Oh, here's another one. out of the coffee file. A police report. He got mugged. Used to be a baker, but I couldn't get enough dough. I'm writing a book about glue, but I'm stuck on the first chapter. Stop looking for the Please stop. Just please [ __ ] stop. She just kept going, man. She just kept going. We gave her nothing and she was just She just kept going. Oh my god. Oh my. Oh my god. Oh. Oh my god. Wow. Oh my god. Okay. Next. All right. Now, we're going to turn the camera on. What the [ __ ] How many doing? Why are you laughing, bro? Like, like, give him a chance, bro. Give him a 10. All right. Come on. What's wrong, man? Australian man. Where you going? Come on, KSL. I didn't even say my joke yet. All right. He's taking a piss, bro. So, just tell your joke to me. Come on. Just tell your joke to me, bro. Come on. I'm just a Fortnite com kid, bro. Shout out my bro Liam. Shout out. Like, come on, baby. Jesus Christ. Like, bro, does he not look like slips, bro? That's [ __ ] slips right there, bro. I get that so much. Do I look like him, bro? I get that so much, bro. That I look like his cameraman. I get that a lot. It's not my fault. Like, look at me. I'm sex has the worst humor. Chat, fax or cap? I look sexy. Shout out. S is my husband. What are you talking about, bro? Bro, do do you have anything that's going to make him laugh? What's up? Are you going to make him laugh? Pretty good. All right. This slips off the perky. You already laughed, baby. I don't need to do anything. You already think I'm sexy speed. It's like, bro, I don't I don't think Yo, KS, hurry up and come back. Why does KS have lotion in his setup? CL Why does K have lotion set up? KS be wanking. Dude, did you did you hear KS unreleased song for his ex-girlfriend? No, I didn't. Now, let me hear it. Watch. Type in my screen share real quick. Where? Wait, this actually Are you watching? This actually this actually is unreleased. Let's hear it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. What the [ __ ] is that? Speaking about JJ's ex, this is anune that he wrote about her. Ah, move mother. [ __ ] wrong with that? That stupid boy you love and hate. Always had our issues, but then after we would foricate back when all your friends would hate me, but I didn't care. You really made a song about your ex? Look. Wait, what? You made a song about your ex? You're sad, bro. No, like you're sad. Just shut up. You're sad. You were that heartbroken that you made a song about her, bro. You're sad. You know what? Yeah, I was. Ada and it was ass. Oh my god, bro. Okay, next, bro. Next, bro. Yo, turn your camera on. It's It's heterocchromic. Oh, two different Oh, yeah. Het her chromic. I got two different colors. Yo yo yo. Yo, what? Camera's on. Camera's on. Yeah. Now, now it's on. No. Yeah. All right. You have an echo, though. Hey, next next. Yo yo, we have we have this guy. He's back. This guy's back. Who's back? Wait, turn your camera on. Yo, what happened, bro? Bro, did she beat your ass? Nah, nah, don't worry. Don't worry. I convinced her to not do it, bro. Yeah, get my PayPal. Yo, let me get my money, bro. Bro, you getting your money. Where your mom at? You got to tell us what happened, bro. Why did you turn off your computer, right? Why did you turn off your PC? Yo, I didn't want it to come, bro. on the camera, bro. You know, protecting the privacy of [ __ ] Yeah, I hear her. But she's about to lo me back into Africa. She about to lo me back into that lobby again, bro. Not even joking. Oh, [ __ ] That shit's never happening again, bro. Real [ __ ] That shit's never happening again, bro. That's crazy. Like, surely I got to give a part of the money, bro. Or the real [ __ ] bro. You're getting your money. Calm down. Nah, I need the money, [ __ ] Yo. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Hope she don't come back, bro. Okay. I think she should be calm. She should be calm. She should be calm. Okay. Prank. Okay. Prank her again and say that on everyone's not doing [ __ ] [ __ ] Give me my money now. Bro, give me my Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is a chance to double your money. No, no, no. We about We'll give you a grand. Yeah. If you prank her again. 1,000, bro. If you prank her again. What? What? What? Last time. What do I say? Um, you got you got to call your mom stupid. [Music] No, bro. Jesus. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Be like this. Be like this. Be like, be like, "Mom, I'm tired of you. I want to move out." Nah, but she n No, that one's calm. There we go, man. No, no, no, no, no. What you mean? No, [ __ ] Yo, I'm going to get booted, bro. You got the [ __ ] are you talking about? You got to call a stupid man trying to get me booted. Just be like, I'm smarter than you. Okay, you're dumb. I'm smart. I'm going to do it. Hello. Mom, I'm smarter than you, bro. I'm smarter than you. I'm smarter than you. I'm smarter than you, Mom. You got to call her dumb, man. Yeah, bro. You got to make it some type of pranky. Bro, she ain't answering. What is going on? What is wrong with you today? No, no, no, no, no, no. Mama, mom, mom. You know, I'm a very smart [ __ ] I'm smarter than you, mom. Smaller than you. What is wrong with you? Why not cool, bro? You ain't getting it. You are learning from people. Is it? No, it's my friend Davin, bro. You didn't call her dumb. Yo, it's my [ __ ] Darren, bro. You dumb. You dumb. Who is dumb? You. You dumb. You calling me dumb or who? Say you. You have to say you. You have to say you. Okay, that's very good. Thank you. calling your mom dumb and you put it on your face. Stop hanging up. Stop muting. Don't mute. Stop muting, bro. I'm cooked. No, I need No, you're Why did you mute? We'll give you We'll give you a grand. She'll respect you after, bro. Trust me, I did. Why you keep muting? Pay pay this guy, man. All right. We We owe him a lot. Okay. I'll put I'll put money in as well. I know you're paying, bro. Don't worry. It gets better. Once you start making money, they'll be blessed. I've been beat so many times. What's his PayPal? Did we get his PayPal yet? We'll get it. We'll get it after off after the All right. Oh, the way was like, "Call me dumb. Thank you." Oh my god. as if it's you. No, I already know what he's doing right now. He's like, "Mom, mom is stream. We're getting money. We're getting money. We're getting money. Mom, is this a stream? We getting money." I already know that's what he doing. Are you ready for the next person? Yeah. Yeah. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Okay. All right. Gary Potato. Oh my god. Not Gary Potato, bro. It might be time for Gary Potato. What's Who's Gary Potato? You will see. What's a Gary potato? What? You will see, bro. Yo, Gary, open camera. You're muted, Gary. Not Gary. Probably Gary's here. He might be okay. He is. He is. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Yeah. Come on. Try and connect my um uh earbuds so I can hear you guys properly. Uh is this fine now? Hold on. Wait. What's happening? Yeah. Turn your camera on. Camera. Yeah, I'll just put I'll put my camera on. I'll just put my camera. I I can't hear you guys properly. So, um, basically the thing I'm going to do to make you guys laugh is Hold on. Hold on. My quag as well. Can you see me? Can you see me? Yes. Nah. Speed. I love you so much, bro. You You're a legend, man. Stop glazing, man. Yo, KSI, I love you, too. You're so goated, bro. The glazes too. All right. Come on. Make us laugh, Gary. No. Okay, here we go. I was I was going to do like the Kylie lip challenge and then like do a dance or something. I don't even know. But I could I could go bald or something. But um yeah, I've got a lot of pressure here. I sort of thought um a bit more cuz I I don't know. I didn't want to make I want to make sure I got into this competition. But this is what I'm going to do, right? [ __ ] Um should I should I um [ __ ] wait. Hold on. I'll just I'll just I'll just be ridiculous, I guess. So, I'll just do something funny. You don't have to. Oh, actually got No, don't worry. Okay. Okay, fine. Listen, listen. I'll do something funny. I'll do something funny. Wait, hold on. I can't hear you if I got these out, though. But look at this. Look at this. Okay. I I don't know. I don't know. Wait, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Listen to me. Listen. Pause. Yeah. You know that door behind you? Yeah. Break the door. No. Wait. No. Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Wait. Hold on. Wait. Hold on. Wait. Wait. Break your door. Wait. You're telling me. Wait. Hold on. No. No. Wait. Wait. Does that mean you're finally going to do a door giveaway? Bro, shut the [ __ ] up. What is going on? Gary. Gary. Gary. Gary. Gary. Gary. I'm going to have to skip you, Gary. Why is he doing this? Gary, why is he punching his phone? Gary. That's Gary. All right. Yo, Random, are you ready? Hey yo, big up Gary, man. Big up Gary. You're muted. You're muted. I'm near, mate. Oh, tap. I'm not going to lie, bro. Wait, wait. Someone else rejoining now. He's He's rejoining now. Let's get someone else in the meantime. I a turn live for I don't even know, bro. But it's about to be that time, bro. I'm not going to lie. Yo, hold up. Hello. Can you guys see me? Chad, bro, y'all got to make us laugh, bro. If y'all don't make us laugh for the next five, bro. I ain't going to cap. Yo, GG's. That's all I got to say. Come on, chat. What the What the N? Oh [ __ ] Sorry. Oh [ __ ] Sorry, boys. What? What do you mean sorry? You No. No. My bad. My bad. I didn't know. I didn't know. Sorry, guys. No, I didn't know. Keso, I'm sorry. I didn't know. No, even your friend's embarrassed, man. Your friend's embarrassed. All right, come on, man. Make us laugh. Make us laugh. I'll try to make you guys laugh. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Yo, your friend's like, "Yo, I'm I'm out of here. I don't want any part of this." All right. So So there's a rich man and a poor man. Yeah. They share the same wedding anniversary. All right. Every year they meet to compare their gifts. One particular year they meet on on the park bench and the rich man starts saying, "I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes." That way isn't right. What is that? The jewelry. What was that? Too long didn't read, bro. What was that? Bro, what happened? No. No. Skip him. What the hell? These modes, man. What's wrong with you, [ __ ] Bro, come on. Mute the stream and turn your camera on. Okay. Yeah, he's just getting dragged out, bro. Chat, bro, I swear to God, bro. I'm about to Hey, chat. I'm about to do the fruit. It might be time for the fruit, chat. Is it time for the fruit? What's the fruit? The fruit. So, is it time for So, I'm sorry about that. Sexy. Wait, can you guys Can you guys Oh, you Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is this better now, baby? Oh my god. Why is this guy back, man? Why Why you keep bringing this [ __ ] back in? Come on. I got you bring him back in. Why, bro? Turn your camera on. Oh, [ __ ] bro. Come on. Yeah. Crazy, man. That was that that that was talented right there. All right, I got Yo. Hey yo, turn on your camera. It's time for the fruit. Hey, what's good? What's good? Hold on, bro. Yo, what the [ __ ] Yeah, I don't know, man. All right. Well, chat, I don't know what the [ __ ] just happened. It's all got in bad shape. I don't know what the [ __ ] just happened. Um, what's the apple? No, don't. You can't say it like that, bro. Oh, chat. Um, one more. All right. If I don't laugh at this one more, we're out. So, chat, whatever the mods are planning, if me and KSI do not laugh at this one more, it's time for the fruit. That's all I got to say. I want to know what the fruit is. It's time for the fruit. If we don't laugh at this last joke, we're ending stream. Yo, can y'all hear me? Yeah. Maybe turn your camera. Camera. Yeah. Nice. All right. Y'all can see me. Yes. All right. KSI. All right. KSI. Oh, you got feet. Oh, yeah. Take off Take off your bandana real quick. For every inch your for every inch we count on your forehead is an inch. I'm going to cut off my hair. So, take off your bandana. Wait, it's a it's a it's a do-rag. Oh, go ahead. Take off your do-rag. Okay. All right. You know what? Oh my god. Don't do it. All right. L All right. Go ahead, KSI. Take it off. Why? And you're going to shave. Yeah. I'm gonna I'm gonna go all the way back. Why? Why don't you just Why do a Ronaldo haircut as in the original Ronaldo? Oh, hell no. Bro, just take off your [ __ ] bandana, you big forehead [ __ ] Okay, now you know what? Don't [ __ ] piss me off. You [ __ ] the [ __ ] up, you stupid [ __ ] Huh? Why your armpit so hairy, you ugly ass. You [ __ ] lost. You ugly assur. You a [ __ ] [ __ ] Tommy Fury. You big forehead [ __ ] Look at you. You look stupid. You look hella stupid. Wonky ass teeth. Wonky ass teeth. Your teeth wonky. Yeah. Look at you. Even your camera don't want to look at you. Huh? [ __ ] thinking you're cool with your chains. I'm You ain't [ __ ] bro. You ain't [ __ ] You stupid. You are ugly stupid [ __ ] with stupid chains, wonky ass teeth. Yeah, you almost cut your hair off of me taking up my do-agg. I don't even hear what you saying, [ __ ] Yellow ass teeth. Yellow ass teeth. Simpson looking ass teeth. Huh? You the same. Your teeth the same color as homie Simpson. Oh my god. With your Vegeta hairline. You should be a big fight. Vegeta headline, bro. How? What are you trying to do? This is huge. What are you trying to do? Level three KSI right here. Bro, that's And what your [ __ ] forehead is huge. You need forehead reduction surgery and you fat forehead. No sucker for duck, bro. You stupid fat forehead. You [ __ ] fat forehead [ __ ] Will beat your ass. Jake Paul will beat the [ __ ] out of you. Sucker. Feed will beat the [ __ ] out of you. You stupid [ __ ] Bro, you [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] You [ __ ] fat forehead. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. Get this me out of here, man. Okay. Okay. Okay. The [ __ ] out of you. Okay. All right. How do we do this? How do we switch to this screen? Uh, is it displayer? Uh, it's not that. [ __ ] I don't know which one. Oh my god. Um, which one is it? It might be game game. It's not that though. If I do this, you guys want to continue this or no? Um. Um, you have like 10 more people. Should be pretty fast. Uh, we haven't left nothing. Wait, I think it's time to bro. What? How do you try another one? Try as in like source. What could it be? Maybe screen capture. Oh, yeah. You're right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It is. It's actually I think you're actually right. No, no, not that one. Which one is it? Oh, yeah. One of those. Yeah. This one. Check. See? There it is. Oh, [ __ ] Yeah. It's working. It's working. All right, All right, man. I'm not gonna lie. We didn't laugh, chat. I'm not gonna lie, chat. It's GG. I mean, you laughed quite a bit. I mean, not really. All right, chat. I gotta pee real quick to be honest. I gotta pee. So why why not? Let's end it off with a game of FIFA. You get it set up. You get set up. I'll be back. All right. Hey guys, wan out here. Uh oh. Why isn't this working? I'm going to have to [Music] [Music] Oh, wow. What a beautiful voice. [Music] All right. You might have to use this one while I take the other one. It's all good. It's all good. It's all good in my hood. Jack, can you hear me? I mean, yeah. Y'all can't hear us. I can't believe I'm playing this [ __ ] game. Stupid ass. Oh, wait. Chat, can I hear the game audio? Hold on. I don't even think it's on. Can I hear it? Oh, it's not playing anything right now. Oh, all right, chat. If KSI loses, door giveaway. Simple as that. No, I ain't going to lie, chat. We got to put something on the line. We have to put something on the line. I don't know what that is, but we have to put something on the line. Okay. Uh, loser gets a punch to the stomach. What? I need your phone. Just stay in here. All right, chat. What's the Okay. All right. Bet. No, that's perfect. Yeah, we got a box. Chat. Whoever loses get one punch to the stomach or do you want five? Let's do five. Five punches to the stomach. All right. What is it? Kickoff. Is it kickoff? Chat, can y'all hear the game audio or no? Yes, dude. Yeah. Chat, can I chat? Can I hear game audio? They say slavery FIFA. You want to play that? Okay. What? Every time we can see the goal, we get whipped. Oh, that's slavery FIFA. No way. But maybe let's not call it slavery fever. Let's just call it FIFA with a belt. Should we do that? Let's do that. Should I get a belt? Yeah, bro. Let's remake that video, bro. Oh my god. Let's remake the video. Slavery FIFA chat. Why is the freaking like FIFA audio so low? Let me add a game. A little bit louder. Audio is low. What about now? What about now? Is it better? [Music] Oh, yeah. [Music] Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I don't want to be like I don't want it to be too loud. Perfect. Okay, cool. Oh my god. Okay, bro. Does KSI not have a belt? Chad, should I go easy on him or hard on him? Cuz if I really want to beat him, I'll use Real Madrid. Do I go hard or easy? Oh, god damn it, man. Are you ready? Oh, you got it. You got it. We got the belt. We got We got the Louis Vuitton belt. Slavery FIFA. Here it is. It's It's FIFA with a belt. Okay. All right. Okay. Fifth with a belt. Already up. Chad, do I go easy on them or hard on them? [Music] Okay. Easy or hard on them? Do I go hard on them or or easy on them? All right. Oh, yeah. Can't believe I'm doing this again. Come on. Come on. Come on. [Music] That special and unbeatable feeling of stays in the air. Welcome to the iconic Santiago burn. Pretty loud. I know. I should just Okay, we go now. Let's go. Let's go. All right. Come on, chat. I'm along for commentary. Oh, hell no. Fix this camera. What's wrong with the camera? That camera is terrible. Oh my god. It's so you can see everything. What are you doing? What? The classic is way better. Okay. Come on. All right. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. Real Madrid versus Arsenal. Thanks. Okay. Here we go. Come on. Nice and easy. Yo, did you get better? No, Chad. Did he get better? Oh my god. three. Wait, where should I put the freaking put bottom left or something or top left? Well, then they can't see the score. Wait, where should I put the camera at? Put it like bottom left. Bottom left. That looks weird, though. All right, come on. Okay, that looks weird. Let's put it right here. Okay, there we go. This is the Real Madrid starting lineup. Oh my god, I'm sweating. Jesus. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Come on. Try to do something then. Do something with it. Do something with it. Do something with it. Do something with it. Where you going though? Where you going though? Yeah. This is crazy, man. Crazy skills. Come on. Where you going though? Where you bro? Offside. What? That's offside. That is offside, bro. The guy was so off. Oh, come on. Arsenal line. Let's go. Come on. And again. Oh, he's come on. No, I didn't mean to do that. No, I didn't mean to do that. Oh, that's mine. And again. Come on, Chad. Lock me in. Chat, turn me up. Turn me up. Who want to see get whipped? Not me. No. No, man. Come on. Come on. Dead. Oh my god. defend. Bro, Marino, no. Wait, where's Saka? Oh my god. Oh my god. He's getting so lucky. I don't know. Bro, oh my god. Oh my [ __ ] I actually can't score a kiss, bro. I ain't trying to let you score. Come on. Get to that. No. Open up. Open up. Open up. Open up. Defending in this game is [ __ ] [ __ ] Open up. Come on, bro. Toot that ass up. Bro, don't say it like that. Tot that ass up. Toot it up. Why? So why turn around and toot it up. What? Like, bro, bro, you know, sit on a chair and put it in doggy style. Like that. Come on. N this is a You got to put it in doggy style. Come on. All right. Is Is that good? Yep. right there. That's real good. That's real good. A [ __ ] That's real good. [ __ ] Go. All right. Calm. All right. Bless. Come on. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. Relax. Relax. Relax. Come on. All right. Relax. The game just started. All right. Calm down. The game just started. Mhm. Mhm. All right. The game just started. Come on, dummies in the chat. Come on. Oh [ __ ] Come on, bro. All right. Come on. Let's Oh my god. No, I don't even have like my best squad available. What do you mean, bro? You're playing Arsenal. Yeah, but I'm on [ __ ] Yeah, great. Great ball, man. Fantastic. Come on, bro. Just play football. Why are you doing all this Wajala [ __ ] Oh my god. And again, how is Barbie missing it? Because he's not that great. But not all the way through. Yep. Great. Fantastic, guys. Let's go. Come on. I should have played. No. No. We're good. We're good, bro. How did you get to that upside upside? What? Chad, bro, why are you Yeah, sick, bro. Well played. Dead. Dead. Ah. What? Bro, that was That was a goal kick. I mean, no. No, that that was a corner, bro. You said it. It's a goal kick. How is that not a corner, bro? Nah. Oh my [ __ ] god. My players can't pass. I'm My players can't tackle, bro. What? Bro, I tried to pass to him. Poppy, why would that? Okay. No, honestly, this game is [ __ ] This game is so [ __ ] I hate this game so much. It just doesn't do what I want it to do. Bro, I'm literally passing it to my players. Why are you Why, bro? I'm literally trying to pass it to my players and they won't let me. Bend it like Deckland. Okay. You know what? I'm slowing it down. We're slowing it down. Bend it like who? Bend it like Deckland. All right. Come on. Nice. Promising start. Back up. Yes. I love this game. I love it, bro. What again? I'm hell no. Yes. Oh my god. Who is that? Yes. No. Yes. What? And your bend. Bring that ass here, boy. Bring that. Bring that ass here, boy. Where is it? Where's that [ __ ] bell? Ah, there it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We about to have fun tonight. We about to have Hey yo, bend over. Bend over. Yeah. Yeah. Get this out of the way. I'm about to murk you, bro. [ __ ] I'm about to show you how it's done. Huh? Oh, [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. Oh, [ __ ] Are you ready? [ __ ] You ready? No, I'm not ready. Bro, what are you doing? Just do it already. [ __ ] Why you wait? Oh, [ __ ] It's all right, man. Oh, god. All right, I'll do a countdown. Oh, god. Oh, god. I'll do a countdown. Chad, this is about to hurt y'all. Hold on. This about to hurt. I got to please go to do it real hard. Chad, I got to please go to do it real hard. Well, it's blessed. Okay. Come on, bro. Just do it, bro. Bro, just All right. Let me do a countdown. All right. Come on. All right. We're good. All right. [Music] Three. Damn, bro. Damn. Both going to defend for his life now. Both. He didn't make any sound. That's how you know it hurts. Oh my god. Are you ready, bro? Why are you so angry? Why you looking like that? [ __ ] Oh my god. Oh, could you have scored? Could have scored, my captain. Yes. FPL as well. Oh, what a day. What a day. Yo, speed, man. You good? Well, here we can see it again. And he shows great ability to get past his man. And then what a finish, too. He gets plenty of power on it which makes it hard for the keeper. Watch this. All my life I'm about to score. Oh, beautiful. All my life I'm about to score. I'm about to get [ __ ] up. Oh, Thomas Par. Watch this. I'm about to go so Ramada. Arsenal with acres of space to attack. Oh, looking for the angle. And that's nicely won to see off the threat. Chad, all my life I'm about to score. The first half. All my life I'm about to score. Watch this. Watch this. Well, little. Wait. No. No. I want to I want to make a change. I want to make What do you mean? I want to bring in I want to bring Saka, bro. I want to bring Saka. Saka. Saka. Uh, and we'll leave it out. Between the two sides as we start the second half. Really, you I won't even Okay, game's a game, man. Like that. I was even looking there. I was even looking. Okay, bet. There could be something building here for Arsenal. Chad, when is there Oh, uh, Madrid for something. Aren't they actuallyard? Still not away here. [Applause] his luck. Come on. Another game. Another the attack, but it hasn't led to anything. What kind of pass? Brilliant. What kind of pass? No, it's all me. It's all me right now. It's all me right now, bro. Oh my god. He's through. Oh my god. What the Did you move the key? Oh, B's actually sweating over the last 15 minutes or so. They're really taking the game to the opposition. They've had countless opportunities and they fully deserve to be ahead, but it's about taking that next chance when it comes. Oh my god, you [ __ ] did. What a save. What a save. Oh, and he's out and he's out. He's got past the press now. Make him run. Make him run. Yeah. Nice. Well, he's certainly been influential in the first 45 minutes. What have you made of his performance, S? What the [ __ ] I was meant to pass in the time to score. He'll just be hoping that he can carry that momentum on into the second half. Real good. Can't do nothing with that. dead is playing like a good opportunity to go ahead. Oh, I am not trying to get whipped. And it's a short one. Come on. That's a lovely dead save that as well. Hey. Oh, that's no come on corner. Not much to cheer about for a while. He's sweating so hard. What is this skill that you keep trying to do? It's dead. It's dead. You're going nowhere. You're going nowhere. Yeah. Get out of here, son. Get out of here, son. Get out of here, son. Suck his face. He's trying so hard. No. Hey yo, no. A goal from the substitute and the change. What they go bend your [ __ ] ass. I'm about to murder you. Say wai. Say wai. Oh my. Wow. Hey yo, you just never lose it, man. You just never lose it, bro. I haven't played FIFA in months to this day. I haven't played FIFA in months, bro. To this day, I haven't to this day. Yo, he just did a How you know that skill move? Oh, little chop. Bend it. How does he know to chop, bro? Well, I've been doing this. I've been doing this thing, man. [ __ ] do it. Just do it. Just damn. Damn. Yeah. Yeah. Again, one of them. Don't even make a sound. Just Yeah. [ __ ] that's that African parent here. Yeah, I got to lock in. What the [ __ ] is you doing, bro? I got to lock in, bro. We're like tangled up. What the [ __ ] Okay, I got to lock in, bro. I got to lock in. Did you just fall? I got to lock in, bro. I got to lock in, bro. I got to lock in, chat. I'm not losing to a [ __ ] 30-year-old. Well, here it is again. I am not losing to a [ __ ] 30-year-old. All sorts of problems. Oh god, I'm not. Makes a striker's job relatively easy to do is make the right connection. It's a really good goal. There we go. Mbappé real moving the ball forward. What can they do from here? Come on, bro. I know you stressed. Oh my god. He's He's doing long balls. That's not a bad looking ball. And that's good goalkeeping in a difficult situation. Lucas Vasquez. Kian Mbappé. [Applause] Mbappé. Promising ball. Yes. Gets out. gets out. Pull out. Defend the equalizer. It's there. Give me that ass. Give me that ass. Give me that ass. Give me that ass. Give me that ass. Give me that ass. Give me that ass. Give me that ass. Give me that ass. KSI. Give me that ass. Give me that ass. [ __ ] [ __ ] You son of a Morocco. Hey. Okay. Ah, we playing like that, huh? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hot and ready. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yep. Okay. Hey, okay. Okay. Let's go. Come on. Deserve that goal. So, level pegging as the game kicks off once more. Leandro Tros. Nicely played and it's been kept out to deny the goal. Showed really good movement to get himself into those goal scoring positions. Just couldn't quite find the clinical touch there. Nice cross up nicely. Breaking up pace. This could be dangerous. Um Oh my god, Vinnie. He's in here. What? Where's my Oh my god, so hard. Real have it back now. Get up. is for the lead. And my [Music] my Oh man. Come on. Come on. Come on. Who's daddy now? Who's your daddy? Don't [ __ ] Who's your daddy? If you don't answer. Hey. Hey. Well, you're going to [ __ ] hit me anyway, so enjoy it, you [ __ ] [ __ ] You [ __ ] dirty [ __ ] A you dirty [ __ ] Ah, you [ __ ] little [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay. No. No. No. Oh, no. Okay. Uhhuh. Okay. [ __ ] That [ __ ] hurt. Oh, bro. You didn't even get my ass. You just cut my [ __ ] die. All right. All right. Let's do it. Damn. I thought you sit down. [ __ ] All right. N you can't kill if I get [ __ ] scream. Yes, you can. I'm not getting scored on. That's the thing though. My defense is too immaculate. Lovely goal, Chad. My defense is too immaculate. You're not going to go get it. Let me just take care of business. That will be a throw in now. Mino now rice. The ball is lost and the chance has gone too, man. Yo, can you help your cats, bro? Shut the [ __ ] up. It's [ __ ] purring. So, I should be out. Kian Mbappe. Yep. Yeah. You going nowhere with that. Now what? Now what? Yeah. Dead. Promising looking attack, but it's come to nothing. Really nicely played. What can they do with this now? What the hell did you looks the right ball? He wants to whip me so bad. He's trying so hard. Antonio Rüdiger Militau. Oh, for Bellingham. There's no way you now for a quick transition. Oh, just Oh my god. Yo, I got I got to sub him out. I got to sub him out. He's slow. He's He's like getting tired. Oh my god. That would have been bad. What he got? Oh my god. Oh my god. Bapy sold me. Oh my god. Y'all seen that. Fantastic move. It just couldn't quite cap it off. Real Madrid regaining possession. Bellingham Vasquez. God, Ben White onto there's a chance for the breakaway here. This is a positive move as they seek that equalizer. Sterling could turn out to be a really what the [ __ ] Oh my scripted kill. This is what I'm talking about. How FIFA is so scripted. Do y'all see what I'm talking about when I say chat on God? Wait talking about talking about talking about Do y'all not get what I mean when I say FIFA is so [ __ ] scripted? [ __ ] like FIFA got to be the most scripted. You are finished. Oh my god. Like you can't be serious. I need to wing my Oh my god. You about to whip my ass. Oh my god. He about to do it so hard. I'm about to give You about to do it so hard. Bring that ass over here, boy. Wait, it's offside. They said it's offside. It's on, bro. It's 33. It's literally 33. Get over there. Ah, you are going to die. I'm going to kill you. Bend over. Get your hand over there. Uhhuh. Oh. Speed. Are you ready? Yes. Are you ready to die? Yes. I'm going to kill you. Make sure the world can see. The world can see. [Music] Yeah, I know that [ __ ] hurt. Yeah, I went nuts. Damn. A [ __ ] A [ __ ] A [ __ ] I'm getting flashbacks. I swear to God. Oh god, I'm getting flashbacks, bro. You've literally marked me. Oh [ __ ] I don't know if you can see, bro. Oh [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Look what this nigga's done to me. Oh [ __ ] N bro. Oh [ __ ] No. I had to get you back, bro. Oh, that [ __ ] hurt. Oh god, it stings. Oh godamn. Holy, bro. Marked me. I got a [ __ ] ball. I had to get you back, bro. All right. What we doing? Three. Three. We repent every go. Oh, okay. Okay. That was good. That was good. Oh, he got me. Oh, that was good. Chad, do we go to pants or we just end it off with a tie? I'm happy to end it off with a tie. I can't lie, man. Yeah, me too. Chad, do we go to pins or we just end it off with a tie? No, but then with pens, every goal is a whip, bro. We're going to die, man. Oh, that [ __ ] hurt. No, they're all going to just say pens. Oh [ __ ] No, bro. I don't know if I can do it. Oh [ __ ] Yo, my ass is stinging. Like, no, I'm actually getting flashbacks from for like when I was a kid. That [ __ ] I forgot how much it stings when you get whipped. I actually forgot how that feels so sweetly. The keeper can only watch. It's a brilliant goal. Oh my god. What we doing? What we doing, bro? Or we could just do extra time. Oh, let's do extra time. Yeah. Yeah. All right. And away we go again at 33. And there it is. Oh my god. Oh, you mocked me. What does golden go mean? Whoever scores wins. We could do that, chat. I ain't going to lie, that's lowkey fire. Golden goes or we just continue the game. Bro, pins is crazy. That [ __ ] gonna hurt, bro. Pens is gonna hurt. I ain't going to lie. I'm doing classic. We going to say, bro. Let's do classic. Let's do classic. I ain't going to lie, cuz I do not chat. Like, I'm more confident in my ability. I rather just continue the game. [ __ ] that. Away. We go. The start of extra time. I'm not doing penalties, bro. I'm not doing penalties. I'm doing classic. I don't care. William Civa. [ __ ] that. Gho onto Picayo Saka Saka in possession from Arsenal. Venicius Junior. Couple of seconds onto Rodrigo. Venicius Jun. [Music] [Applause] That's a lovely ball. There might be something building now. Saka. Oh my [ __ ] god. No danger here. Could be a chance. Really well to keep that out. Oh, I'm knocking on the door to get themselves in front. I'm knocking. They decide against putting it in. Well, you're just a chance to counter in behind. Can he finish pin? That's a penalty. Surely. That's a red core. And a red card. It is. Given no choice. All right, let me make some changes, man. Let me make some changes. [Music] [ __ ] Why can't I get to party yet? Let's bring him in. Like chat, bro. Why y'all spamming L, bro? Like y'all about to see Kak get whipped like 50 times. How do I How do you change formation in this [ __ ] game? It's tactics. Oh, yeah. Okay. Bro's doing tactics to not get whipped. How do you How do you change formation, though? You're changing formation right now. 41 221. No. How about five at the back? They don't have that. I don't think I don't think Arson plays that. Can you not do five at the back? What the [ __ ] is this? All right. Okay. Let's just do this, bro. My ass [ __ ] nuts. You ready? Let's go. Come on. Well, as soon as he made the tackle, he knew the outcome. It's an easy decision for the referee. So, if I make this, he's getting Oh, I ain't never seen anyone score. Oh, for real? I've never seen before. No, I actually haven't. You're getting money. Oh. Oh. What the to encourage. It's a Oh my god. Oh, that wasn't far away, was it? They do well to create the chance. They just couldn't quite finish it off there. [ __ ] off. Read the pass well, bro. Delin Rice, Grojho. Promising looking attack building here for Arsenal. Yeah, nice. Well, it looked promising, but only up to a point. [Applause] Rodrigo, [Applause] Junior, Rodrigo, Modric. What? I didn't even realize 15 minutes. I didn't realize over. So, away we go again. Another 15 minutes. Well, I got 10 men in this game. Okay. Decent move. Look to be building. I didn't even watch [Applause] Rice. [Applause] Arsenal moving the ball well with real confidence. And the promise of something happening is over. Hazard to Rodriggo. Oh my god. Promising looking ball. If they score from this, they'll surely win the game. The same [ __ ] Ronaldo chop that you did. [ __ ] two. Luka Modric onto Bellingham. Rodrigo Vasquez put into the middle. Oh my god. Oh my god. Come on, man. Defend. Halfway clear. Defend. [Applause] Rodrigo. Oh, what a time to score. A goal to surely win the game. [Applause] Here's the replay. And what a strike this is. He gets so much power behind it. The keeper has no chance. [Applause] Bro, that's You talking about scripting, not scripting, bro. Dang. Come on, man. You got to give it to me. I think it was offside. It wasn't outside. Yeah, I bet. Ah. Yep. [ __ ] Yeah, I know. I know. I know. KS. No, you don't. You don't [ __ ] know. You [ __ ] [ __ ] I know, Chad. But anyways, y'all, y'all want to see a grown man get his ass whipped? Make sure to like the stream and subscribe. [ __ ] is you talking about, little [ __ ] [Music] Yep. Yep. Belt to ass. Belt to ass. All right. Yep. Okay. Okay. Mhm. Yep. Okay. Yep. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. Let's [Applause] go. You got five minutes left. Let's see what you can do, buddy. And the game restarts with very little time left for any more drama. Rodrigo. A good advantage played by the ref. Saka like what in the script? Like they're trying to make him score. Bellingham is so nah bro. I'm already dead. I'm already dead. There from the goalkeeper. Perfectly anticipated. Really well won. [ __ ] [Applause] sake. A chance yet to appear, bro. Just do something with it, bro. Allow it, bro. I swear the [ __ ] bro. What are you doing? What are you doing, bro? [ __ ] There goes the final whistle. Jesus. We done, bro. We done. We [ __ ] done. Ah. Hey, chat. Nah, chat. Okay. All right, man. Well, that was EG's, man. That was EG's. That was easy. Bro, you've actually marked me, bro. Bro, is it still there? Where? Oh, I barked to you. Yeah, bro. You [ __ ] me up. Oh my god. I actually did. Oh my god. You're such a [ __ ] A Bro, I'm about to sit watching this fight like round two on round. No, no, no, bro. We done, man. We done. Yeah, facts. I ain't gonna lie. End this [ __ ] stream, bro. All right, chap. We've been doing this for too long. I need sleep. Lab but lease green. What? Green what? Jesus. Green. Oh, green pear. Yo, green banana. I can't end a stream if you don't get it right. Oh, green strawberry. Green apple, bro.