I have pranked called schools I have pranked called restaurants hotels scammers everything but then I just realized I never prank called colleges and I could do it cuz I never went welcome back everyone to Dunkey knot today I am going to prank call colleges and do it as a southern mom these prank calls are highly requested and I'm so glad you like them but for me they are terrifying and colleges for some reason freak the hell out of me I plan to call the most Superior ivy league insane colleges you can think of and see how much they can stand me and maybe through these prank calls we can figure out why the tuition is so damn High College operator hi there um I don't really know who to speak to about this I just had a complaint about the campus sure uh about what about the campus I just walked into a glass door and it was very right outside the the glass had I think it hadn't been cleaned in a while I'm going to do huh is I'm going to give you a couple numbers at this time um okay be before you transfer me I don't really know where I am right now I see there's like a big big palm tree and a little fence and a little bit of concrete you can't see um no I I I can see clearly it's just I I don't know where to let to this bye hi there um so I just ran into a glass door um where do I go you're on campus where are you on campus I feel fine I'm just really upset that the school could let this happen this is Will speaking I help you hi there my name is music how are you I'm doing well how are you I'm just a little confused about yam's admissions process my son uh Jameson he has many unique talents however it was not enough to meet the admissions requirement of your establishment he is a really great guy did he apply for the2 AC option that you said student not being accepted you know doesn't poly reflect upon them it's generally just a matter of limited space no that that's real helpful it's just you can imagine my confusion when he got like a perfect SAT score of a th000 and made it to uh uh uh final round of American Idol auditions it just comes down the limited stage and okay you know it makes sense about limited space you know my son is pretty small but we will try again we we will rebuild and you know we we just love your school we love it we already have the merch and everything of course absolutely if you guys have any questions orely okay um I didn't know what you said but thank you so much have a nice day that kind of made me realize he's had that conversation before help you today am I speaking to the sorority life no this is fraternity and sorority life office actually I do mean to talk to you thank you how are you my name is uh Franchesca I'm good how are you my daughter is in a swor I just had a brad idea that I could potentially become um you know the sority mama of the sority my daughter's in you know just be that Mama that uh fills in and super bosses yeah so all of the sorority houses already have a house Mom Ellen what are their names oh I honestly have no idea so the role has been fulfilled yes is Delta gamma caucus there no okay that was the one I wanted to be a part of oh shoot you could always reach out to the house president who I'm not going to call [Music] Donald I'm sorry what I'm a little confused because I wasn't trying to make you laugh no I'm so sorry I just okay sorry did you say Donald as a the president of the United States um well unfortunately yes wait sorry what was your name again um Janet Janet yes oh for some reason I thought you said Francesca um so Franchesca is my business name and since we got more personal I revealed my personal name which is Janet Janet music so what chapter is your daughter in um I thought she was in Delta gamma caucus Delta what Delta a [Music] cockle so I don't think that's a chapter um I'm looking for sorority not a chapter um yeah yeah that's what I meant like sorority chapter oh so do they work with the library no that's unfortunate that's something else I'd like to implement into my committee and I hope you just have a blessed Friday thank you um it is Wednesday but I hope you have a great Wednesday oh I know just I hope your Friday is extra good all right thank you you too it's great speaking with you howdy ho thank you for calling how it help here hi there I had a question about tuition just anyone that can give me information about the cost of attending Yale University is that AI she just sent me to a fax machine helping how I help you hello there um my name is Justice fashion how are you I'm good how are you oh you're good okay good to know um I'm great I just had a quick question about housing regarding my son yeah absolutely um can I have a student ID number um I don't have a student ID number it's really just a general question it's not super specific okay yeah um go ahead and ask the general question I was just wondering if there's any opportunity for me or his aunt to uh potentially move into the housing to be close to him maybe down the hall part of me just wants to keep a close eye rather than live in the vicinity of him just to make sure he's not to any nuisance yeah so somebody living in a residence hall like room would have to be a student of the University okay so if I were to go through a loophole and I were to sign up and be admitted as a student could that also work even if you were admitted as a student you would have to have a full unit course load okay you know I don't know as as I'm talking about this I just feel like I'm sounding like a helicopter parent but uh you laughed am I am I sounding like a helicopter parent no it's okay I just think the the helicopter parent phrase is quite it's quite funny oh I've dealt with much worse oh really this is not the craziest thing that has happened oh so I do sound crazy oh no no no no I promise y'all got a what's it called a um a Greek life don't you huh yeah there is Greek life little blon is K Kaa or Delta gamma coag cockle are those uh frat or sority um could you repeat the Greek letters for me please p a p a c o da a TC you want I do have somebody who's actually in a sorority on campus um right next to me right now at my yes oh you want to talk to them eventually yeah I'll just briefly and and then I'll be out of your guys's way yeah [Music] absolutely hello hi this is Sam Sam oh my goodness I would love to be a sority mama cuz I've raised 12 kids can you believe that wow yeah wow do y'all have group bonding activities that connect to like the south at all barbecues or um hush puppy night yeah so we have a lot of people who have experienced Southern sorority life actually come to us and it's really beautiful because each sorority sister has like a different vibe of like what it's like to be in their sorority so they bring that culture so you know I really wasn't expecting that answer it's kind of making me tear up because culture can be lost the more West Coast you go I'm I'm really happy just one final question I'm not Greek do I have to have Greek desent to be a part of this I I never really understood that part I don't believe so thank you so much and I'm excited to look forward to our future together so no of course I hope you have a good one you too but [Laughter] bye wow guys um so that was calling colleges don't do this H oh I didn't do star 67 oh no no it's okay