in making my Homestuck was good actually video essay I discovered I needed to split off the recap into its own video because of how long it was here it is the ultimate Homestuck recap from act one to Homestuck squared let's make it happen oh one note before we begin Homestuck contains time travel alternate timelines clones and multiple universes and there are many characters which use different pronouns and identify differently depending on the time and place notably even Andrew hussy the Creator goes by any all pronouns now but their comic self-insert exclusively used he him I think the most tactful way to handle all this is to Simply use the pronouns each character including their self-insert used at the time and place in which I'm discussing them in a documentarian fashion to avoid confusion I hope you understand now let's go [Music] no Act One a young man stands in his bedroom it just so happens that today the 13th of April 2009 is this young man's birthday though it was 13 years ago he was given life is only today he will be given a name okay I might need to go through this faster John's a kid who is testing out his sidex meta inventory system in his home as he awaits the arrival of the acclaimed video game beta spur the operating system of the celex is called called the fetch modus and the sidex is divided into capul cards which can hold real world items he frequently messages his friends Rose Dave and Jade on the pester Chum chat client as he is excited to play spur with them we see that John's dad has covered the house in clowns harlequins and gers and Jon resents it when Jon sees that his packages have arrived but that his dad is too busy to give them up right away he feels Homestuck John then gets into a one-sided fight with his dad before absconding with his copy of spur and a birthday present from Dave in the form of a stuffed rabbit from his favorite movie Con Air he then launches the game as a client player with Rose acting as a server player Rose starts making alterations to reality from her computer most notably installing strange machines like the Crux shuder totem lathe and alimer when Jon opens the Crux shuder a Sprite emerges from it and he merges it or prototypes it with his mimed harleyquin doll the Cru Trier begins a countdown and John notices a meteor heading for his house Rose's internet connection is severed from a storm taking her offline we see some of her interests like knitting and love crafting in literature but she manages to find a connection and resume the game they figure out the sequence of how to use the machines and produce the artifact needed to enter the game right before the meteor impacts act two Rose starts writing halty guides on game facts for spurm while Jon finds his entire home is now in this otherw worldly game realm Jon's dad is missing in a way word Vagabond or WV is shown to have found a console he can use to contact John meanwhile Dave is introduced he is cool and a fan of Ben Stiller but ironically or something he spills apple juice on his spb disc and when trying to put them out to dry a bird tries to take them due to a fumble with his complex fetch modus Dave impales the bird with a sword Rose explores her home where we see that she and her mom are constantly in a passive aggressive Feud when she confronts her mom she makes an empty suicide threat Jon fights monsters in the game while Rose goes into the tomb of her dead cat to try to find a better signal we see that John prototyped the harleyquin Sprite with his nanis ashes turning it into Nana Sprite resurrected and given knowledge of the game she tells how the game of spur is centered around a cosmic game of chess between kingdoms of light and dark we also learn that the underlings Jon has been fighting have taken on attributes of anything prototyped prior to entering the game which is why they are all dressed as harlequins n Sprite makes John cookies even though he hates Betty Crocker products Dave notic the small metors are crashing all around where he lives prepares himself to confront his bro he's clearly disturbed by his bro's pseudos seexual puppet collection though he hides it behind irony and has a fness for one puppet called Lil cow Jon with Rose's help fights monsters and learns to build upwards to progress Jon then begins using the punch desic to learn how Alchemy and spur can be used to craft unique and Powerful items Dave then works up the nerve to confront his bro on the roof of his apartment meanwhile we learn more about WV who attempts to learn the customs of humanity he makes a diarama of cans that he calls canant town and claims to have been elected by the cans as their mayor he also likes eating green things like crayons a plant and a chunk of uranium he has a deep hatred of monarchy and idolizes democracy and through his PTSD field art we can see that he is an exile of the chess people caraan he messes with the controls of the terminals within his pot and discovers that he's happened across some spur Tech the mayor is launched with the pod in a trajectory towards another exile and we have a glimpse of all the known characters so far struggling to get the game started act three we meet Jade a narcoleptic horticulturalist Enthusiast and an opulent estate on an island in the Pacific Ocean she also seems to have some strange ability to predict the future meanwhile Dave and his bro have a literal fight where bro wrecks Dave with a puppet while Jon gets wrecked by some ogre underlings Rose finds a tunnel under the cat's tomb and the Exile paragan mendicant or PM is introduced as a protector of male Jade gets trolled by an Internet troll beneath Rose's home is a sket laboratory and she finds a global map of predicted meteor impact sites Jade arms herself for a confrontation with her Grandpa but during the fight we see that it's all pretend he died a long time ago and she's just pretending he's still around Rose uses Skynet equipment and sees what appears to be a recording of her younger self talking to her cat Jasper young Rose was playing therapy with him when he supposedly told her his Greatest Secret before Vanishing right before her eyes only a turn up dead on a beach Weeks Later back in the present Jon defeats the ogres and enters his dad's room only to discover that he was just an ordinary businessman John had only been projecting an interest in hyinks and harlequins onto him meanwhile his dad escapes confinement in the dark kingdom of dur the ark agent Jack Noir watches his Escape through his CCTV like fated walls muttering about the enforced harleyquinn dress code Jade confronts her actual Guardian her pet dog beirl she plays Fetch with him with bullets as we see that he is not just any dog but a sort of deity and dog form that cares for Jade by this point the meteor showers have mixed with the storm to create a deadly Wildfire around Rose's home she talks to Jon who only now realizes upon seeing how normal his dad is that he had to face his posters with clowns long ago as a result of some suppressed trauma his dad was just trying to bond with his interesting clowns Jade uses her apparent Clairvoyance to deliver packages in the far future using the mayor and spur sessions but an aimless Renegade or ar makes an appearance Jade uses a robot so that her dream self can interact with the waking world but it turns out that dream selves also literally exist within the game hers is in the light Kingdom prospit which orbits a great sphere of Sky called skaya John alchemize a bunch of stuff dream Jade looks into the clouds of sky at depicting events of the past future and elsewhere and we see not only how she knows so much but also the arrival of Beck in the early formation of the earth we then see some flashbacks where Rose and Dave were trolled online by some trolls claiming to be Time Travelers and rappers PM uses the spur station to send Jade's package backwards in time Jade's younger self received the late or early birthday present from John which ironically turned out to be the impetus for her reaching out to them online meanwhile dad destroys Jack's mandated silly hat and for that Jack begrudgingly allows him to leave his thanks finally with the required materials to start the game Rose launches spur as the client with Davis her server player the Wildfire proceeds to burn the house down in the commotion the artifact needed to start the game falls down a waterfall and Rose leaps for her life to catch it Dave prototypes an eldrich princess doll and Jasper's the dead cat and Jasper Sprite saves Rose from falling to her death meanwhile Jade obtains a copy of the game and Jon fights his way to the top of his house tower to a Transportation gate where we see that this is just one planet Enter Mission a man that looks like Jack was instead called Spade slick is part of a gang called the midnight crew with a theme on card suits attacking their rival gang the felt themed around pool balls in the felt Mansion the midnight crew consists of slick Diamond Dro or DD Hearts box cars or HB and clubs deuce or CD as they make their way through the Mansion we see that each of the felt have specific time powers that make it difficult to just outright kill them doze can alter time to slowmo for himself iy does the opposite for super speed D can jump to alternate timelines with voodoo doll where each timeline is defined by the death of a given Target when he tries this on slick though he's brought to an alien Wasteland slick literally made this town biscuits has an oven that moves forward in time eggs has a timer that goes backwards Trace can follow your past Trail Finn can follow your future Trail Stitch patches his teammates from a distance slick uses D voodoo doll to jump to a timeline where crowbar is still alive who organizes the felt snowman's presence brings an immediate ceasefire for if she dies she takes the universe with her snowman takes Slick's eye and he responds by attacking sa buug who transports them to a random time period upon being wounded slick kills the alternate crowbar while his past self watches from when he was in Exile followed by two saw DD then coerces Stitch to repair them they attack the horde of eggs and biscuits that were hounding HB and Slick uses crowbar is crowbar which nullifies other time artifacts Clover the lucky member of the felt warns slick to not use the Crowbar on the time Vault when cans punches DD literally into next week he then punches HB out of the calendar entirely into a horse calendar does this mean HB is trapped in a horse Dimension slick uses the Crowbar anyway with the time vul Powers nullified slick is transported to an alternate timeline where he and snowman are the only survivors of the conflict she tries to stop him and take his arm to prevent him from using the barcode on his carapacian wrist to no avail slick enters the bunker and finds a Spur station a terminal and an alien kid act four Jon's planet is the land of wind and shade or Loos arc's the symbol of Beck on the mayor's pumpkin and surrenders immediately Jon talks to one of the trolls who turns out to also be playing spur Dave launches spur with Jade as a server player Rose's planet is the land of light and rain or lolar John explores Loos and meets the natives there salamander consorts who are also grieved by the attacking underlings who apparently work for some denisen in the planet's core the Exiles in the future commiserate over a campfire Jon gets in a fight he can't handle but Jade's Grandpa comes to the rescue somehow alive John tries to put out a wildfire using shaving cream but who knew shaving cream was so flammable more trolls harass the players but they are even more insistent that they are unstuck from time in a strange way PM in the present visits dur despite being a courier for the Rival Kingdom to fulfill a mail request Jack makes her a deal he will return Jade's lost birthday present to JN from confiscation 2 p.m. but only if she brings the crowns of the prospan monarchs she agrees and Jack looks in the Box Dave and Jade make many modifications to their Alchemy to arm up on a bunch of stuff the trolls begin to sift into preferred targets Rose spars with hers in a game of wit Dave does rap battles with his Jade hates hers and John doesn't know what to do with his it's clear at this point that these aren't simply internet trolls they're the aliens PM speaks to the White Queen or WQ and explains the situation with the male knowing the fight is hopeless she hands over her crown and ring in the future WQ is in Exile and proclaims that PM should be the new Queen Jade tells Rose how player has a dream self Jade prototyped Dave Sprite with the impaled bird who made a nest on the radio tower that Dave has to climb Jon's Patron control then tricks him into using a jetpack to skip to the boss bypassing his quest we skip ahead to Dave's Planet the land of heat and Clockwork or lwh Haack where we see an armed Dave skillfully dispatch underlings with time powers of his own aided by a maniacal cow Sprite Dave speaks to Rose and we learn that Jon was killed by his denisen and Jade never the game they come up with a plan to go back in time and fix the timeline Dave travels back leaving Rose behind he warns JN not to go and he prototypes himself into the Sprite instead of Lil cow his past self now has Dave Sprite an alternate future self to ask for Aid however Rosa's memories from the defunct timeline seep into her through her dreams and dream self she also discovers that she too defaced her walls but with Jasper's secret meow Jon's troll by another troll who is shown to be going backwards in time from Jon's perspective leading to a lot of frustration he tells them they are supposed to kill the black king or BK but that they mess up and have no chance of winning the game anymore we see the black queen or BQ teasing and demanding that Jack update his attire to the new dress code of eldrich princess sword cat bird harleyquin outfits Jack uses the weapon in the birthday package to murder BQ taking her ring for himself no longer did he need to wear a silly outfit tentac and wings grew out of him as he took on the prototyping directly like she had Jon finally receives his present from Rose a son plush rabbit dream Rose helps dream Dave realize he's awake Jon advances further into the game arriving in The Veil The Ring of meteors on the edge of the game session and the courtyard droll or CD pickpockets the Queen's ring from PM though dream Jade takes it back with three players in the game the battlefield in the center of skaya develops into a full-fledged war between light and dark a present WV tires of the Bloodshed and makes a plea to the two armies to unite against the tyrannical black king who forces them to fight PM convinces the white king or WK to hand over his crown and staff but Jack slays BK himself Rose finally alchemis her own Arsenal but she uses her love crafty and interest to imbue them with eldrich power Dave follows using his future self's inventory to enhance his equipment further Jon watches a terminal in the lab than the veil that shows him how his nana died died by a meteor at a Betty Crocker Factory Jon starts using the machines to identify the Guardians of all of his friends they produce ectobiology goo of Nana mom bro and Grandpa and from it they produce cloned babies of all of them plus the players AR sees another terminal where he Witnesses a baby Nana being raised by the infamous Colonel saser only to be shot by the baby's flint lock pistol when Jon sees the eight babies before him and the two plush bunnies in his possession he seizes the opport to reenact his favorite scene from Con Air and give the babies the bunnies and whatever else he has meanwhile the trolls shift a bit as they find their favorite humans to troll the blind trickster chooses Dave the bad rapper chooses Jade the sty one keeps with rose and the angry one hounds John we then finally see how exactly Dave entered the game with his bro cleaving a meteor and have to protect him back in the present Jack high on power massacres the United armies and starts a genocide followed by using the queen Ring's ultimate power the red vies Jon sends the babies onto the respective meteors as Jack uses WK staff to begin the Reckoning meanwhile the Draconian dignitary or DD uses similar equipment to clone Grandpa's old dog Harley and using Rose's journaled subliminal meow code creates the Baby Back Jack sends his red miles towards prospit to destroy the kingdom he load and then he leaves to face bro in a duel prospit Moon plummets down to the battlefield and dream Jay desperately tries to wake dream John to no avail she sacrifices herself throwing him out of the way to save him the Reckoning triggers the meteors of the veil to skaya which redirects them to Earth pelting it with meteors Rose stores her spur guide in an eldrich server floating out in the void somewhere WV escapes to Earth becoming an exile PM kills the hegemonic brute or HB she calls Jack and gives him the crowns Jack honors the deal and hands over the package dream John Mourns the death of dream Jade as PM delivers the package to him he reads a message from the weapons Creator Jade's pinp pal and Grandpa collects Jade's Dream corpse mounting and stuffing it per tradition and returning back to the past the mayor reveals that he never let go of w Q's ring and still has it there is still hope Act five act one hivebent we see the alien planet alteria with its Two Moons we meet a young troll named carcat who hopes to one day be a thres actioner and a hacker this is the angry Troll and he's friends with a jugal troll named gamsey his beliefs on this world are an orthodox religion primarily focused in the rejection of science for the sake of Miracles he em bibes in a sfic slime frequently which helps him stay chill carcat tries coding a virus in the till death programming language this language is always cyclical and carcat is bad at it he looks at his hacker friend's code that is supposed to activate upon the destruction of two universes as reference the hacker has found a strange game that he wants them all to play and they'll be doing it competitively with red and blue teams we meet teresi the blind troll whose Keen senses of smell and taste make up for her lack in sight and who dreams of being a legis lacerator she argues with her friend to figure out who was going to be the team leader and we learn trolls have different colors of blood with carat uniquely trying to be anonymous about his carcat confronts his Guardian a monster called crab dad and then we meet solix the hacker troll with psionic abilities he claims to have visions of Doom and knows it's related to this game he's uncovered he speaks to a nihilistic troll friend of his who gives him cryptic messages of how they should play the game even though it will ruin everything soex decides not to play but it is too late as everyone else is already interested carcat begins playing the game but runs a virus that explodes his computer killing his crab dad the virus is a curse that will supposedly Doom all of the trolls Guardians over the course of the game solx looks over his scripts and finds a strange one he found on a far off server that only supposed to summon a time traveling demon upon the death of the universe but it's probably fine he is already here we meet tavos a disabled troll in a wheelchair who dreams to fly and is bullied by a spider themed troll as the players start entering the game their Guardian monsters called lucai begin to die off we meet NEPA a cat themed troll who lives in a gnarly cave and loves role playing she's in a relationship with a strong troll who insists that she joined the blue team we then see a flashback where the spider troll Aradia tavos and solix were playing an augmented reality game called flarp the spider troll uses psychic powers to force tavos off a cliff making him break his legs and become disabled Aradia aided by the voices of the Dead uses telekinesis to prototype her Sprite with a frog head statue knowing it will be critical to beating the game Aradia had been dead all along with only her extreme psychic abilities keeping her spirit alive and is only after she enters the game and prototypes her frog Sprite once more with herself that a rodia Sprite can be seen we then meet vrisa the spider troll she's missing an eyeon arm from previous flarping and is obsessed with winning despite a trend of bad luck we meet Equus the strong troll who spend his free time making robots to fight Equus is a believer of the Hemo Spectrum The Blood cast system of troll society that insists the redder blooded trolls are subservient and lesser than the Bluer blooded trolls he speaks to gamy a purple blooded Troll and tries to convince him to embrace his racial superiority to no avail Equus has designed a robotic body for Aradia that looks just like her but with blue blood that matches his own we see another flashback following Tav Ro's injury where Aradia decides to sick the ghost of all the trolls Vera has killed flarping to haunt her a white Tex guy urges Risa to get revenge and continue the cycle of payback he admits to being omnipotent but claims to never tell a lie Vera mind controls solix and makes him kill Aradia the white Tex guy introduces himself as doc scratch and he is the first Guardian the deity granted by spur onto this world tressi contacts him and tells him that Veris has been cheating by using one of his magic cuq balls to gain an edge in flarping to which he responds in Anger blowing it up in her face costing her an eye and an arm back in the present Aradia reveals to frisa a she will in fact be on the red team while Equus tries to court Aradia despite his distaste for her blood color when she enters his robot gift and becomes a rodia bot she regains her lost emotions and becomes Furious that eus tried to program it to love him she rips out her own heart to make it stop but ends up falling for him anyway the Jack from this game of stabs carcat and discovers that he's a mutant with candy red blood not even on the Hemo Spectrum since that is the natural color of carapacian blood the two Bond and form a plan to overthrow BQ together since each troll is prototyping their losei she would have been nearly Unstoppable but Aradia had prototyped a frog a hated symbol in dur culture she refuses to wear her ring and would eventually be exiled and approached by dog scratch the narration then explains how as the two teams progressed in the game they discovered that they were in fact all in the same session in one long chain we meet Kaya the snoody troll that fancies fashion in daylight she has a glitched weapon that switches between chainsaw and lipstick Kaya finds that her lucus a virgin mother grub has died and she extracts her egg the matri orp with her chainsaw Kaya reads Rose's guide to Spur that she found in a far off server meanwhile verisa purposefully builds Tav Ro's expanded house with only stairs is a perverse challenge for him to overcome in his wheelchair tavos uses a rocket to get around it as well as using his psychic communion with animals to progress his quest verco in a pixie dress sexually harasses him because of course kayia is heartbroken by this the narration stops to tell us how troll romance and reproduction work in their society they have four quadrants that represent positive reproductive love positive platonic love negative reproductive love and negative conciliatory love called M sprit ship more Allegiance kismis itude and ticism respectively for trolls sex is vestigial and they are all bisexual instead they try to fill their four quadrants we then meet aridan and fefre the Sea trolls aridan kills a skywell and gives it to fery to feed to her looses Glo Globe a small eldrich God capable of unleashing a psychic whale that kills entire cast of trolls at a time fefre and aridan are Moy rails but aridan wants to be mat sprits once fefre enters the game she tries to break up with the sea dweller supremacist gently but he does not take it well solx did not enter the game in time Glo goob lets out a whale as she is killed by a meteor killing every troll in the universe aside from the highest cast fuchsia Bloods fortunately the trolls discover that kissing the recently deceased lets them take over as their dream self which functions as an extra life solic unlocks some temporal features of the trolls chat client trolan allowing carcat to set up a trans temporal bulletin board with memos to allow coordination between the past and future while electing himself leader of all 12 trolls however he ends up using it to mostly argue with himself making the feature nearly useless meanwhile snowman uses a Spur station terminal to tell tesi to destroy the Queen's ring to prevent Jack from getting it the game goes well but teresian snowman betray Cara and Jack and a plan to Exile all of the AG of dur with the help of Risa we see a flashback that shows us how verisa responded to losing her eye and arm she mind controls tavos using his communion to control T's lucus using her mental Bond and a psychic reach around to force teresi to look at the sun blinding her Vera has disabled two of her friends and killed another but the cycle isn't over in the present aradiabot confronts Vera and beats her within an inch of her life before time traveling away Aradia skips forward to the end of the game she makes a memo detailing their eventual fate after many many failed timelines the trolls face BK a leviathan prototype of 12 monsters one of which is an eldrich God they finally win the game and try to claim the ultimate reward but Victory is snatched from them at the last possible moment the trolls Retreat to a meteor in the veil unable to enter the universe they created each of their signs becomes a constellation surrounding the next planet to play the game in the universe they made Earth act 5 act two from his temporal stratum in a dead game session carcat watches Jon grow up from his terminal and he is jealous he goes to the end of his timeline and Jon's last moments and gives a grand speech about how they are their creators John says hi feeling upstage caret immediately commands the group to troll the humans out of spite some of them go along with the plan but most don't bother ver go see Jon has made the most progress and decides to become his mentor she gets him back on the main quest and tells him about trolls meanwhile Rosa's power has been growing and she tells Jon that their game is unwinable but to proceed anyway for a way out Kaya skips around Rosa's timeline to try to troll her only to find out that she's intrigued by her Kaya tells her that she can see that their timeline abruptly ends starting with rose meanwhile Dave starts using time Loops to manipulate the lwh hawk crocodile stock market we hear that Equus gives tavos robot legs to walk Jon shows verisa the final scene of Conair and she develops a crush on Nicholas Cage noticeably verisa has her eyon arm back carat confronts Jon and Dave with concerns that they're flirting with verisa and teresi but they blow him off carcat as a romantic advises that Jon and Dave pair with rose and Jade respectively Nanos Sprite makes Jon comfortable so he can help Jade get into the game aridan ran to Rose about how he doesn't think magic is real but wants to learn how it really works and she responds by magically destroying his computer aabot feeling purposeless for the first time in her life starts to have a mental breakdown Rose bids farewell to Jasper Sprite Dave shows gamsey the Insane Clown posy thinking he'd like them but gamsey considers it Blasphemous to his religion Dave Sprite advises Dave on the legendary item kidul before leaving Jay dream dreams but with her dream self dead what does she dream absolute horror JN uses a Bill Cosby laptop as Jade server player that's unfortunate their previous duel having been interrupted Jack tracks bro down for a rematch and Dave Sprite AIDS bro Jack uses the red miles setting low as of Blaze Jon doesn't know what to prototype into Jade Sprite ask Rose for advice but she already knows what he will do from her communions and doesn't share she warns him that not prototyping anything at all would immediately fail the game we see the final largest meteor about to impact the Earth above Jade's Island Jon tries to prototype a doll but frisa intervenes using her psychic abilities to put him to sleep with no one else around Beck jumps into the Sprite prototyping himself Beck Sprite blows the meteor out of the sky with a blast so large that it in incinerates the entire planet turning the earth into a desolate Wasteland meanwhile Jack bro and D Sprite duel and Jade manages to finally enter the game however as she does so the spur enemies including Jack take on the prototyped abilities of the first guardian we see a flashback that it was Jack with these Godly Powers who slaughtered the Aradia Bots and blew up the kingdoms in the troll session this is why they don't win they made an unbeatable boss bro is slain Dave Sprite is missing Jack takes Lil Cal as a trophy in the future the fourth and final spur station appears before the Exiles on the post-apocalyptic Earth John wakes and puts out the green fire using latent wind powers Jade in the land of frost and frogs or Loof fights an imp with Beck's Godly Powers meanwhile Rose tries to convince Dave that the eldrich gods called horror Terrors aren't evil and she has a plan to destroy the green sun that exists out in the void somewhere because it is what powers the first Guardians tavos tries to be assertive as verisa told him but he takes the wrong lessons and uses his communion abilities to create a chain of events that kills Jade's grandpa in the past vrisa sees what he did and Bullies him relentlessly for his failure she also reveals how she mind controlled the dur agents of the human session to ensure the creation of Beck because she wants to overcome an unbeatable boss tavos finally stands up for himself saying he will not tolerate her abuse anymore declaring her an enemy verisa tells John to lay in his quest bed to ascend to a higher level Jack murders him in his sleep as verisa predicted but it works Jon ascends to the god tier as the air of breath we see a flashback where verska was dying at after a rabot beat her she makes tavos take her to her Quest bed and tries to make him kill her but he cannot eventually painfully she ascends to the thief of light so she's been a god tier for a while now too back in the present aridan tries to gift his legendary rifle to Jade claiming he has now mastered science wands aradiabot approaches solic her old partner and gives him a final hug before exploding Jade prototypes beg Sprite with their stuff dream self turning him into Jade Sprite meanwhile the narration then tells us there's a most important character and Homestuck and apparently it's gamy it's not Jade Sprite is a complete mess sobbing and unwilling to risk her life to fight Jack even with God powers and so Jade collaborates with carcat instead AR starts rigging the spur stations with explosives May builds a fort and has a PTSD nightmare about dog Jack AKA Beck Noir fearing that the ring will make him just like him we then see a flashback where Jack murders every Troll's dream self but in so doing kills aradia's comos dream self on her Quest bed making her Ascend as the maid of time she freezes Jack in time and it turns out the countdown on the meteor we've been seeing is how long until he's free back in the present tavos confronts vrisa clearly outmatched as she gleefully murders him we're in Murder stuck now Tav Ro's corpse hits the ground by teresi meanwhile Kaya helps Jade in the part of the main quest where you have to breed the perfect frog fefy consoles solic as they bond aridan has a science one now that canaya helped him make and he mentions that he spent most of the game killing Angels he tells fefre that he knows they're no match for Jack and he asks her to defect to Jack with him fefre rejects him and an fit of incel rage aridan uses his hope destroying powers to knock out solix murder fefy and destroy the matri or having literally just witnessed aridan extinct the trolls as a species Kaya comes at him only for him to murder her too and leave in a panic carcat messages gamsey who reveals he has run out of slime going sober for the first time in ages and rcing his religion and dominant place on the Hemo Spectrum he vows to kill every lesser being on the meteor carai tries to warn people in his memos but no one believes him meanwhile teresi Lars an investigation of Tav Ro's murder Jon finds dad's wallet fetch modus with all of his possessions and he uses his wind powers to fly dad's car with the mayor across the battlefield carcat apologizes to Jon for being a jerk with the troll players dropping the pretense of being a cohesive group kcat ask Eis to protect them from the rampaging murderers to which he agrees NEPA asked that he roleplay with her and he finally does so despite past objections he ask her to stay safe in the vents as he seeks out the murderers Equus confronts gamsey and badly tries to convince him to put his rage to better use but gamsey shoots him with an arrow and strangles eus to death the bow nepo watches this from the Vince and angrily pounces on gamsey only for him to beat her to death don't cry don't cry Vera confesses her murder to Jon who tries his best to understand her and Jon begins boring a hole into the battlefield because apparently there's a useful bomb there meanwhile mom and dad have a date at a carapacian castle frisa then reads a diary written by her ancestor Maris spinnerette mind Fang it seems she was kism Mees with the ancestor of ariden much like vrisa had been with aridan at one point and a powerful figure named the grand high blood was gamsey ancestor vrisa gamsey and aridan have a showdown which is interrupted by a somehow alive Kaya who chainsaws aridan in half Jack murder's mom and dad with ease but we learn that he is unable to kill Jade out of loyalty he inherited from Beck so he orders DD to do it who orders CD to do it aradia's time lock lifts and and Jack in the troll session is freed we then see our first proper dream bubble a sort of afterlife gifted by the horror Terrors that allows communion with sleeping players Aradia walks tavos Kaya Jade and Alternate Aradia bot and solix through their memories where we see similar wall writing codes that made the humans first Guardian apparently in some of the alternate timelines gamy went sober and killed his allies much earlier doc scratch is the trolls first Guardian doc scratch is is aware of the viewer and invites us into his home along with a repaired Spade slick dog scratch speaks with rose and tells her his philosophy of knowing everything and having fun with it anyway he appreciates jokes but never lies he gives her information on the green sun and causing a scratch a hard reset to the game she has a magic CU Ball but she can't see into it to get answers from it he advises her to use her sear powers and the ball tells her to talk to Jade Jade tells her that her mom died and Rose becomes distraught lost she asks the cuq ball if the horror Terrors have led her astray and they answer through it taking over her body and corrupting her Rose has gone Grim dark Jon retrieves the tumor from inside the battlefield and meets the weapon Jade's pen pal made the third iteration of the same plush bunny he had now a robot that he names Liv Tyler she gives him a legendary Hammer JN sends the mayor live and CD on a mission to deliver the tumor to Jers but then he heads into the dark eldrich cloud that is Rose seeking revenge on Jack she meets up with Jon and they face Jack together only for Jack to backstab Jon and kill him we finish the first disc of Homestuck but tesi accidentally scratches the second disc gamsey leads a trail of evidence to convince terzi that verisa is responsible for all of the murders we see mind faint talking about other ancestors like T's ancestor neoy redglare a legis lacerator clearly many of the trolls we know adopted personality traits from their Idol ancestors red glare catches mine Fang but M Fang mind controls the masses to Lynch her and kill his honorable tyranny she consults with Equus his ancestor expatriate darkleer mine Fang finds a q ball and asks it how she will die at the hands of the Summoner Tav Ro's ancestor we also learned that there was a sectarian war that resulted in adult trolls being forcibly removed from the home planet alteria which would be a sanctuary for young trolls to grow up back in the present teresi confronts vrisa but the game is broken from the scratch disc dog scratch priding himself an excellent host appears to repair the disc and fill us in on the missing content of the disc tzi flips a coin to decide if verisa will be allowed to leave and fight Jack risking revealing their location to him verisa uses her luck powers to ensure a favorable outcome and leaves meanwhile Jack kills Rose when verisa confronts Jack he blows up the meteor and kills all of her friends before accepting the challenge however teresi has mind powers and could foresee these results of risa's choice she couldn't let it happen and stabs vrisa in the back anyway we see that God tiar can only die if the death is heroic or just Jon's death was a sucker punch and so he resurrects vriska's death was just and she dies for good Jon awakes to see vriska's final message where she ask him out on a date slick starts hate kissing Snowman and dark scratch beats slick down demanding that he kill her not love her carcat tells Jon the plan that he made with Jade to start the scratch and reset the game we see some late game conversations in a dream bubble vrisa dead speaks to a Jon in person Dave Sprite mimed but alive gives a pep talk to Jade Sprite Jack begins following Jade around trying to work up the nerve to kill her while she gets close to cloning the perfect frog she says that she spoke to her planet's denisen and broke her to deal her denisen provides the last frog she needs in exchange for Jade promising to save all of the planets and their inhabitants from being erased in the scratch carcat apologizes to everyone in a memo he rushed the Frog breeding in his game and the supposedly perfect frog the Genesis frog which is the human Universe has cancer making it sterile they never could have won gamsey gets revenge on Dave by using his chuckle Voodoo powers to manifest a dream plush of a mained harleyquin and Jon's dream self's bed room to set things in motion we then see that dog scratch is currently raising a troll who makes a real suicide threat as he beats her he explains the history of the Troll's ancestors to both her and US Kat's ancestor was the sufferer a mutant troll who preached kindness and equality against the fascist State who would execute him for his heresy he became a martyr troll Jesus Kaya's ancestor was the doosa a woman who cared for him because no lucus would nepa's ancestor was the disciple and Sox's ancestor was the pionic fe's ancestor was her imperious condescension and with her lifespan she still rules as the Empress of the troll Empire upon hearing of altera's Destruction she races in her spaceship back home but she's too late aradia's ancestor landed too late and Doc scratch raises her with intent to sim back in time she is the handmade the Grim Reaper who acts on behalf of Doc scratch's employer the leader of the felt Lord English the contest and manmade duel upon the ruins of their civilization and the contest wins at the cost of becoming english's servant hussy then intervenes and shakes down doc scratch for hijacking his story The Young handmade tries to escape but English stops her he is already here hussy loads the second disc all the surviving trolls have a showdown on top of the meteor but carcat manages to calm gamsey down with shoaps and love carai tries to confess his feelings for Jade when CD drops down dad's ton of shaving cream rigged with explosives it's very flammable and kills Jade Jack is furious and kill cidi in blind rage Cascade John begins to scratch fighting off massive underlings in the process in the troll session Jack eyes the Genesis frog he loads and unleashes the red miles into it to kill the universe the Exiles see the miles coming for them and prepare to blow the spur St right after WK arrives Jack reluctantly puts Jade's body on her Quest bed and then hides in a meteor Time Capsule Awakening on the wasted Earth he kills WK and WQ on the spot AR starts detonating the stations to trap him in the universe but the mayor is still in one Jack kills AR Jack can't leave without uranium but the mayor ate it he guts the mayor Powers the station transports to the troll session and we know how that turned out Rose and Dave now as their dream selves float in the void with Liv and the tumor having just killed DD they find Quest beds in the moon and as it drifts and set the bomb to blow each side represents a universe being destroyed slick confronts Snowman and uses scratch's pistol to kill her sinking the eightball and the trolls Universe with it Jade ascends to the god tier The Witch of space but since her dream self is Jade spray she also gets first Guardian Powers using her space Powers she shrinks the planets one by one meanwhile PM drags the mayor's body as the only survivor of the Exiles and finds that he still has the Queen's ring the bomb counts down and Jade enlarges a finist strated plane gamsey asks doc scratch what their purpose is he responds suckers the bomb blows and out of it bursts the green sun they just brought it into existence solic sacrifices himself with psionic powers to take the trolls to it and PM Dawns the ring and gains Godly Powers DAV Rose emerged from the explosion God tiar now the night of time and sear of light PM stares down Jack and vows revenge and Jade blast through the plane PLS and toe out of the session thus scratch is done Homestuck will never be bigger than it is now intermission two the universes are dead a code runs doc scratch morphs into the hulking form of Lord English he had always been an excellent host act 6 Act One the timeline is reset we have another chance Earth is back but instead of John we have someone else Jane on November 11th 2011 instead of Jade we have Jake who is a fan of all movies Jan nobly has a lot of any Crocker branded technology and is the ays to inherit Crocker Corp which undergo a global rebranding changing the spoon logo to a trident an apparent troll that goes by the handle YuYu encourages Jane to play spur but Jane doesn't believe a lot of what she has to say Jane has a Crocker Corp torop headband that gives her access to the internet we meet Roxy instead of Rose who is often drunk and flirty and she warns Jane about the batter witch a moniker for the supposed truth behind Betty Crocker Jake is working on the robo bunny Liv but he has run out of uranium Jake tries to speak to Dirk instead of Dave but apparently Dirk has an autoresponder or ar an AI stored in his glasses that responds for him Jane is grounded because there have been assassination attempts upon her but she confronts the stuffed corpse of her popup ah so John took Nana's place and Nana or Jane is now the kid though 16 instead of 13 Jake's island is covered in pumpkins and lucide for some reason Jane activates another Robo bunny gifted to her by Dirk she names him Lil Sebastian and we learn that Dirk is immensely interested in implementing layers of irony into his machinations a sparring robot Dirk bot saves Jake from a sea goat lucus while Jane tries to retrieve her copy of spur from the mailbox but doing so soers a bomb act 6 intermission one hussy bot illustrates how the prospan battleship that Jade and John are on are traveling through the higher dimension in which he resides Jade explains the trip to the new session will take 3 years JN and Dave Sprite send a farewell to the troll meteor that says they'll meet up in 3 years the trolls Rose and Dave catch up on the situation and Rose explains that her sear powers can help her navigate the void gamy is in hid and Kaya vows to find him PM uses her Godly powers to teleport the mayor's dying body to the meteor hoping they can save him solix who uniquely had two dream selves and lost one is now half dead he stays behind and pushes the meteor off with Aradia starting their Journey Jack and PM follow in Pursuit act 6 act two dream Jane sees visions and sky as clouds but then the sessions Jack assassinates her we learn that BQ has been cped and the agents are more proactive this time around CD says how he killed dream Jake by taking advantage of his deadly peanut allergy dream Jane's corpse admits some Lifey Powers but Jane wakes up God Cat the first guardian of this Earth seems to have saved this version of her Jane entertains the idea that maybe spur is otherworldly and Roxy tries to prove it by disappearing her book with some text she has Jane's computer explodes and godat saves her again Roxy has a poster for the movie complacency of the learning indicating Rose managed to publish her wizard stories at some point Roxy also has a familiar looking cat named frish dream Roxy sleepwalks into dream bubbles Roxy likes Dirk but he's gay to her horror when Roxy pufies Jane's book it lands on frish killing him we see Dirk's interest in learn Dave's Comics were successful in this timeline Dirk has robots he engages in rap battles HB tries to assassinate dream Dirk but HB gets killed instead Durk seems to argue with his own AR and both hide behind layers of irony in doing so both act as Jan's server player installing spur machines to get Jane into the game YuYu is jealous as her brother who is going to play with her has been difficult and YuYu is outed as a fan girl historian of humanity Roxy warns Jake that Durk is going to make a move on Jake while Jake DS Dirk bot dream Dirk meanwhile puts hb's head on a pike for the dur sites to see and we see the new ruler of dur the Condes now gifted with the powers of Lord English Jake confronts Jane and asks her out but Jane panics and declines despite desperately wanting him it's painful to watch Jake apologizes and implies he'll take Dirk's offer instead dream Jane seems to have been resurrected and Jack tries to kill her again WQ intervenes and clocks him Roxy goes to a Skynet lab where she has cloned many mutant kittens and sends frish back from where she purified him to the original timeline as jasp the dead cat yuyu's brother tells Dirk he loves games and wants to kill them all he's terrible meanwhile Dirk a and Lil Seb help Jane do everything to get in the game but they forget to prototype the Sprite there is no meteor only the condesa spaceship with the Triton logo years in the future she colonized the world Durk and Roxy are besieged by Crocker droids in their mid sea homes the batter witch was real all along and she's bringing troll fascism to Earth act 6 intermission 2 we see that hussy has rescued a few folks from the trolls Universe including a caraan named Miss paint a centaur lucus and Spade slick and he had to make slick a cyborg to save him from his injuries however Lord English comes knocking meanwhile carass is spending the meteor trip arguing with himself in memos and wondering why teresi is spending more time with Dave and the mayor who was healed by a dead alternate god tier fefy Rose explains to the others that the new session is even worse off than theirs as all of the players fail to prototype their Sprites before entering the game making it a dead session she also explains how the Guardians and players are swapped around Dave and carcat fight over spending time with terzi John tries to play a Ghostbusters MMO with some of the residents of the prosidian battleship but he's not taking the isolation well in a dream John visits a dream bubble and speaks with a new troll Mina teresi meets another ARA who tells her that they are the pre-scratch versions of the trolls from the session before the one they knew much like the humans swap places with their Guardians the trolls swap places with their ancestors meanwhile hussy hides slick and tries to face English with a magic one but he doesn't believe Eve English guns him down killing the author act 6 act three Jane's planet is the land of cryson helium or Loca and it's a graveyard she solves some puzzles and reads some depressing salamander tombs her dad has wandered off somewhere but when she returns home she sees gamy and god tier clothes with a rodus time machine he prototypes her Sprite with tavos and frisa corpses resurrecting them as Tavis Sprite they immediately explode out of self-hatred tros and Risa decide to team up in the afterlife to be relevant again we see a flashback where Dirk confides the truth to Jake that he and Roxy are the last surviving humans in the future YuYu set up their chat clients to be temporally in lockstep after the Condes arrives she uses her Tech and influence as a wealthy CEO to influence politics eventually she pulls strings and has the insane clown posy elected dual presidents of the United States and GUI is made High chaplain who then conducts the hoc cost killing billions of people it seems the Condes ruled alteria into the ground then Earth and now dur the Condes also killed Jake's Grandma who tried to warn people of her and English Dave eventually killed ICP and Rose killed F Jack is imprisoned on prospit Jake realizes he is in a dream bubble and has an imaginary version of Dirk in his head Jake also meets ARA who is vriska's dancestor meanwhile de takes Jack's Place and uses the Queen's ring but with no prototyping it just makes you invisible and of course the red miles YuYu vinced to Jane about how her brother's threats to kill her seem to be becoming more serious he makes Dirk draw extremely tepid porn threatening to kill YuYu if Dirk doesn't do it Dirk does but then he reveals that he already hired Jack of his Bleak session to murder yuyu's dream self literally the worst Ara Mina some humans and some trolls meet up in a dream bubble have a scuffle and ARA fills them all in on ancestors and ancestors Jake finishes the robo Bunny and names him Terry Kaiser and he sends him to the original timeline where the bunny is eventually renamed live Tyler and blown up in the green sun the AR helps Janee but insists to be called Lil how from now on as he forges his own identity by this point the red miles start destroying the universe from roxxy's and Dirk's perspectives while DD also uses red miles on dur Roxy starts the game as Jake's server player and YuYu clearly has complicated feelings for Roxy YuYu confides in Roxy her real name kipi and says she's worried she's going to sleep and never wake up again working with her brother is not possible we then see that Kip is not a troll but something new a cherub she has a magic wand and is chained to her room which is on the troll meteor at some point in the far future on a blighted earth we see kap's brother gleefully scribbling as he sees the red miles kill the humans ARA wakes up Dirk and Kopi goes to sleep it's clear that she and her brother are one of the same sharing a body Durk gets crap done he starts his game has a robot play it flies through a plane kisses an impaled Roxy to wake her dream self and sends his decapitated head to Jake Lil how tells Jake to kiss the head because everyone is dead he does so and Durk wakes as his dream self he kisses Jane waking her he then flies off the dream Roxy and Jane to Jake's Island just to watch Jake kiss his other head one of Dave's robots enters the game for Durk another enters for Roxy the humans then enter at Jake's Place Yu's brother calborn then enters his game Lord English leaves hussy's Dimension calborn wakes up and is clear copi never will again English enters a dream bubble on his time Quest bed caliborn rips his leg off to escape his shackles and arms himself with an assault rifle English uses his wand and unleashes a blast so powerful it double kills all of the ghosts in the afterlife of that dream bubble even cracking the void calborn plays spur alone the two Sprites prototype each other making a black hole that sucks up the entire Earth pm and Beck Noir see that English can even hurt the horror Terrors oh crap act six intermission three Mia tries to recruit dead trolls to fight English and we meet the other dancestors she is fe's dancestor in an alternate version of the Condes kry is car cat's dancestor and he's an advocate of almost every possible social issue Lula is T's ancestor and she's a rad gamer girl porum is Kaya's ancestor and she's a sex positive feminist meanwhile JN realizes Conair is terrible and Jade and Dave Sprite date and break up cronis is eridan's dancestor and he's a creep who assaults people matuna is Sol's dancestor and he's brain damaged muin is nepa's dancestor and KLOS is gamy dancestor muin and KLOS are assisting gamsey who seeks to assist English and make his mirthful messiah's real teresi is hate dating gamsey and carcat is the only troll to sign up with ma Jon sees tavos and verisa in a dream where verisa says she dated and broke up with an alternate John frisa explains how english's cracks have made the void navigable and she wants to navigate to find some lost weapon in the void to defeat him Rufio is tavo's dancestor and he's tavos is imaginary friend incarnate Horus isis's dancestor and he's weird deara is aradus dancestor and she's vindictive and spiteful Rose starts abusing alcohol and dating Kaya who is herself trying to understand her vampire powers Mina and Vera tried to have a duel but hundreds of dead alternate trolls try to join the fight act 6 Act 4 Jake's planet is the land of mounds and Xenon LX the underlings are Undead and the only moving things there Roxy's planet is the land of pyramids and neon Lan they've clearly been in the game for a while with limited Alchemy Dirk's planet to the land of TOMS and Xenon low teac act six intermission four caliborn walks the blighted landscape Roxy tries to reach kopy but there is no answer crying again gamsey offers to guide calborn on his quest but calborn pumps a magazine into him we see how resilient gamsey is if he can survive even that calborn speaks to the narrator who is still hussy via terminal who tells calborn that his quest will be extremely punishing because of his heinous actions act 6 Act five gamsey has sabotaged all of their Sprites Jake Sprite is a combination of aodin and solic called aerosol Sprite and he hates himself Jake and Dirk day and break up roxxy's Sprite is a combination of fefre and neepa called feida Sprite and she never speaks they've been in the session for a year and Roxy has made efforts to sober from her drinking problem Roxy is captured by the Condes who tries to force her to create a matri or with her void Powers Durk argues with and threatens to kill Lil how out of self-loathing but agrees to give him a body thanks to gamsey Dirk Sprite becomes a combination of Equus and Lil how called arquus Sprite who actually loves how smart and strong he is caliborn retrieves Lil Cal and Lil Sebastian from where Dirk dropped them in the ocean Jane alchemize kop and caliborn's special Juju lollipops which when combined make her go trickster mode she infects the other players brings plant life to low call and Alchemy to some Legendary Weapons FF Sprite blows up that is shown to be in a dur prison the players all wake up on their Quest beds with impr prospit and endures moons and they try to hash out their feelings CD sends the little cow from the trolls meteor to Jack in prison and caliborn stares into it pouring his soul through the two alternate versions of L Cal and suddenly this Jack is gifted english's Powers weird the contest uses these powers to destroy D's Moon while Jack does the same thing with prospit moon the players go god tier Jane is the m of life Jake is the page of Hope Roxy is the Rogue of void Durk is the prince of heart the prospan ship finally arrives Jade intervenes zapping Jack English far away however the contest uses her mind control powers to enslave Jade turning her Grim bark she also uses Jane's tarp to mind control her as well Jane zaps Dirk far away and Jane threatens to assault Jake act six intermission five the troll meteor is about to arrive and they are in complete disarray act six intermission 5 intermission one calbor makes progress in his difficult Quest sinking pool ball planets also the Sprites explore the human session act six intermission 5 intermission 2 calborn makes more progress winning leprechaun companions with near useless time Powers Jon sees that verisa and ARA's search for the vo treasure has been making progress they've been mind controlling dead trolls as bait for Lord English to map the void Ara explains how gamy raised kop and caliborn act 6 intermission 5 intermission 3 rnaa tells the others about the rings of life and void apparently the UN prototype rings can resurrect and turn invisible in lie of their normal effects act six intermission 5 intermission four hussy antagonizes Risa but they find the treasure JN sticks an arm through it and gains reccon Powers disappearing to other places in the comic act six intermission 5 intermission five slick finds D voodoo doll and uses it to jump to a timeline where the Felts survived he takes them declaring himself their new leader and the survivors of Lord english's visit and goes out of a secret exit towards the human session Jon jumps randomly throughout time and space act 6 intermission 5 intermission 6 JN and the troll meteor enter the human session Jay teleports everyone off the meteor act 6 act 6 Act One having hijacked the narration and ascended to the Lord of time caliborn mocks h stuck and inserts the third disc with Stardust in the cartridge act 6x6 intermission One Jade makes Roxy keep trying to make the matriot by stealing the nothingness from the lack of having one Dave talks about how he has given up time travel as it only makes problems and Jade repairs the cedf sword Jane demonstrates she can resurrect anyone once by killing and Reviving carat Jade rides the meteor into skaya redirecting it to crash into the flooded Earth teresi took AR's offer to heal her blindness and regrets it Roxy sees JN and crushes on him act 6 act 6 Act 2 caliborn mocks Homestuck more and John briefly appears in his small artificial World act 6x6 intermission 2 Jane builds up the houses ARA desperately wishing to fix the plot mind controls gamsey and has him steal the Ring of Life for her she puts it on resurrecting within the human session even alive she mind controls many demaras to use their telekinesis for herself she sets off Jake's explosive hope Powers Jade swaps dur and loaf while trying to get Jake to stop the fight creates a lava fil crater on loaf ARA smashes Jake's house on top of Jade killing her and it is just imaginary Dirk appears to help Jake but Jake's hope makes him real pm and beir snatch Jay's corpse in blind rage and Jane tells Dave she will revive her if he can get the body back Jane manages to get Jake to stop stopping him and Durk Arona then puts Jane to sleep but the tiop keeps her going gamsey then starts beating the crap out of tzi the Condes arrives to the battle act six act six act three caborn tries to draw manga and reveals that he has seen his future and what he becomes Jon appears with his rcon powers and recognizes caliborn as the young Lord English game over act 6 act 6 intermission three the bloodiest fight in all of Homestuck carcat tries to save tesi and gamy murders him throwing him into the lava ARA tries to kill Jane but Jake sacrifices himself instead Dave fights pm and Beck Noir alone ARA impales Jane too JN and caliborn fight Kaya finally chainsaws gamy and half the Condes lasers Kay and Ash pm and Beck Noir kill Dave it is heroic Jane and Jake are just and heroic respectively ARA uses telekinesis to throw entire planets at the Condes who responds in kind Rose attacks the Condes who impales her Arona makes teresi stab herself Roxy tries to save Rose Jon beats the crap out of caliborn something he surprisingly did not see coming the cond strangles ARA and removes her ring it is just JN and Durk observe the destroyed session they have failed this one was tough act 6x6 act4 caliborn monologues about being the most oppressed author ever uhhuh and strangely he manages to improve his art and a roundabout way he tells us that he's running a Kickstarter that he is funding with his own cryptocurrency and asks us to invest act 6 act six intermission 4 Roxy speaks to rose as she dies it is heroic tesi tries to use her mind powers to figure out what they should do but it doesn't work in a dream bubble a jade tells a dead kopy about how she comes from an alternate timeline where lowah suddenly blew up during the three-year trip killing both Jon and Dave Sprite meanwhile Jon decides to visit his denisen on low wall for advice the denisen tyus makes Jon solve a puzzle with an oil flood and John solves it by using his reccon powers to distribute it throughout the comic with the oil free he's able to use his wind powers to play the organs through the planet finally doing his personal Quest clearing loos's sky and purging the game cartridge of the Stardust Jon tries to practice his Repcon powers and jumps to win tesi try to use her powers meanwhile verisa and Mina gave up on their mission when Jon disappeared with rcon powers they're dating at the dark carnival in a dream bubble and verisa is trying to be more Carefree like Mina teresi identifies exactly what Jon should change in the comic and writes it down for him and then she dies Jon takes the Ring of Life Before ARA can get it and he Alters the events leading up to tesi killing vrisa back in Act five Roxy takes bro sword and buries rose on Loos before reuniting with Jer Sprite when John Recons the timeline in Act five teresi catches gamy and ties him up when teresi was going to kill vrisa Jon shows up and knocks her out instead John Recons himself Roxy and the entirety of Loos to jump to the new timeline he just made when grimbark Jane tries to hijack the meteor frisa is still around and puts her to sleep act 6 act 6 Act five calborn has made his Masterpiece a clation diarama of his future before he goes to meet it in it he has the treasure as well as english's rainbow pool ball magic powers and the Ring of void suddenly eight god tier humans wreck KH into his timeline to fight him calbor uses his treasure which absorbs and traps JN Rose da dve and Jade the remaining four fight calborn gamy and Lil s gamy is sliced in half but calborn beats the humans Jake does a hope explosion and suddenly a arquia Sprite holds calborn down so Dirk can get a clean shot Dirk uses his heart powers to suck their souls and put them in the nearest vessel little cow Eric we a Sprite in half of Gams he gets sucked into it with caliborn Lil Cal was the most important character in Homestuck the whole time lord English was watching them all along Lil Cal becomes dog scratch who becomes Lord English don't make fun of me I'm into this act 6 act6 intermission five we see the rec cond events of the meteor trip and how Vera's presence changes everything gamsey is on a leash Teri dates vrisa instead of gamsey Dave or carat vrisa forces Rose to quit alcohol Dave and carcat become Incredibly Close without a girl to fight over the dancestors meet the group of trolls and Carlos is disappointed in this gamy verisa sees her other self and brings back tavos as tavos Sprite as a sort of apology we then see most of the cast on the victory platform in the human session not destroyed this time they mingle and we get to see so many interesting interactions between farflung characters loas arrives with JN Roxy and a bunch of Sprites from the previous timeline Jasper Sprite prototypes Roxy Sprite with Rose's corpse making Rose Sprite even though this timeline's Rose is still alive eventually verisa starts drawing up a battle plan she states how the Sprites are supposed to be backup lives and they need to be ready to fight three Jacks Spade slick Beck Noir and Jack English they assigned teams to fight the Jacks as well as the Condes and healing duties Vera also shows that she Capal loed the Earth for safekeeping Vera then leaves them to do it themselves elves Vanishing through a plane into the void a arquia Sprite hacks Jane's tiar top off but when Jasper Sprite gives Rose Sprite a hug they prototype combin and become just bro Sprite squared much to Rose's embarrassment Jade explained in a dream bubble to kopy about how she sought out her denisen Akida for advice in the coming fight an alternate dead god tier version of kopy comes from a timeline where she beat calbor and she consoles this kopy telling her to enjoy her life Roxy gives her the of life and kipi comes back to life Kaya knocks out carcat to ensure he survives the battle Roxy finally manages to recreate the matri orb and Kaya cries with joy Dirk confides in Dave that he has abusive Tendencies and is ashamed of his alternate selves they hug frisa confronts her other self with Mina in a dream bubble viciously bullying her dead self for moving on she takes her girlfriend Mina with her she hasn't changed Jane meets Nana Sprite except there's two of them now just spr Sprite squared prototypes Jake Sprite with nepa's head finally bringing her back as NEPA Sprite frisa calls Jake and tells him to prototype tavos spite with God cat to eliminate that threat turning them into gavro Sprite who is allergic to himself meanwhile frisa and Mina find out that tavos from the original timeline has been busy recruiting an entire ghost Army to fight Lord English yeah Tas Dave Sprite and neepa Sprite shake hands accidentally becoming Dave epidos Sprite squared but they feel like the two halves compliment Each Other Well aara Sprite finishes building up the player's homes seeding the battlefield when he reunites with his brother Moy rail Dave epidos Sprite squared try leaves to find Risa and bring her back but she uses her mind powers to remember what happened in the old timeline we see what became of a lot of the Dead characters and the dead teres and vrisa reunite as the void cracks all around them they love each other the Jacks arrive in the session and Slick scks the felt on Jake carcat asleep appears in the dream bubble with the ghost Army alternate kopy heads into the green sun David Sprite squared kisses Jade goodbye act six act six act six Collide carat makes the first strike and Lord English blasts him awake JN Rose Roxy and Kaya fight the Condes with all of the powers they have Jake fights the felt by himself while a arquia Sprite fights cans with a fridge binding gamy carat starts trying to fight Clover crowbar kills Jake and the Condes kills Rose but Jane revives both of them while just bro Sprite squared in the N Sprites heal Spade slick and Jack English fight each other as well as Dave Durk and teresi Slick kills Durk but Dave and teresi jump to a timeline where he doesn't dad breaks out of the prison and joins a Aria Sprite in the fight against cans calborn slays his den and yell tooth the ghost Army charges at Lord English and begins massacring them Mina Aradia and tavos try to fight him to no avail but then David Sprite Square shows up and uses undertale powers on him still doesn't work things look Bleak the contest strangles Jane unconscious we learn that the homestuck logo symbolizes the main four humans working as a team the Condes and Jack beat the heroes down but then Dad Jake and carcat defeat the felt Jack English holds Durk in a headlock and Slick holds him in a headlock Jade intervenes in the fight between pm and beor to make them stop fighting but PM tires of her shenanigans and knocks her out Durk signals Dave to take the shot and Dave decapitates all three of them Two Jacks and Dirk Jack english's head explodes into a black hole that takes half of low teac and gamy with it PM slices off Beck noir's ringed arm finally defeating that genocidal butthole and Roxy impales the Condes killing the vicious batter witch the jack that PM defeated survives the heroes regroup Victorious Act 7 alternate kopy conducts the finale the mayor and PM burn the Rings in a volcano which spews out the Genesis tadpole towards skaya and into the battlefield alternate kopy does one spell turning the green sun into a black hole while the Genesis frog grows and hatches birthing a new universe Lord English still stands as the black hole devours everything but Vera unleashes the treasure upon him with a symbols of John Rose Dave and Jade calborn uses his crowbar to break his god tier clock not content to even be conditionally mortal the heroes see an exit from spur Jade holds the Earth and see what it will become the Seas recede nature Returns the mayor founds canant town the heroes live there and an artificial reward sun says thanks for playing while calborn turns back in time to become immortal the Heroes leave the game behind so many feelings credits the heroes call the plant Earth sea and help rebuild Society they clone hundreds of human Troll and kapaan babies to repopulate and then Dave skips them forward 5,000 years Earth sea rejoices upon the Creator's return John and Jane are coronated king and queen of the human Kingdom dad and bana sprit join Dave Jay teresi and carcat are coordinated kings and queens of the troll Kingdom Rose Roxy Kay and kapy are coordinated queens of the carapus Kingdom Jake and Durk are coordinated Kings of the consort Kingdom gavro Sprite joins years pass and Rose and Kaya get married terzi still can't find Risa as every ghost falls into the black hole Jane becomes a mayor and CEO of a new Crocker Corp while Jake becomes CEO of a new sky andet and a model Rose and Kaya tend to baby trolls and mother grubs Jake and Dirk date again Rock and kipy are close John becomes reclusive and misses his dad caliborn and gamsey try to troll him from the past but JN smashes his phone to be done with them we see that on the day of Jane officially becoming CEO of Crocker Corp one of her refurbished Crocker Corp teleporters is hacked we then see a flashback where the one Surviving Jack became the new leader of the felt they try to rebuild the felt Manor on LF but then Finn sees the players are all about to leave the game they follow back in the present a aan Committee of the Creator simultane ativity Jubilee organization are about to begin their somna formation plan as a surprise to the creators to landscape Earth Seas Moon into a permanent Crescent shape Jack having traveled forward to the present hacked Jane's teleporter to take her to the Moon facility right before it's demolished Jay makes Jack crash onto the moon right before the defense shroud is erected around the Moon Jane uses Crocker Corp Tech to brainwash Jack and forcefully hires the felt to work for her she and the felt get into biscuits oven except for cans who she makes punch them into next week cans alone is killed in the S information epilogues John awakes on his 23rd birthday but he finds out that Rose has been hiding an illness as she is suffering debilitating visions and headaches we learn that the green son's eraser has nullified first Guardians powers from here on out Rose explains the concept of Canon to JN and how she realizes they never got around to truly defeating Lord English there is a plot hole she asked John to W con back to ensure that the cannon of Homestuck is completed protected and consistent if John doesn't Earth sea will become irrelevant and nonsensical she gives him a set of instructions of what to do Jon then has a picnic with Roxy and Kopi who are questionably together also kop is non-binary now JN isn't sure whether to do as Rose asks but they say they'll support him either way kipy offers Jon's pick of meat or candy candy in this timeline Jon eats the candy and decides to do what he wants stay on Earth sea and maybe be less reclusive kipi asked that Jon instead uses reccon powers to bring back their parental figure gamsey Jon jumps back in time and rescues gamsey from the fridge and brings him back and gamsey Promises to turn over a new leaf and have a literal Redemption shenar the moment this happens Dirk calls Jane and tells her to cancel her campaign to be president of earthy Rose suddenly feels better and Kaya feels like she has finally returned to her Rose and Kaya attend to the brooding Caverns where they talk about how certain political parties are threatened allowing trolls to naturally reproduce like they used to one of the grubs is a near biological clone of Risa and they decide to adopt her meanwhile Dave and carcat are dating while Jade is promiscuous and professes free love John begins dating Roxy Jane upset about her shafted career in politics date rapes Jake Durk purposefully hangs himself in the cant Town steeple the narration says that when you think so little of yourself of course your death would be just and he dies there's an enormous funeral but when Jon tries to use his Recon powers to change things they don't work anymore time passes in John Mary's Roxy though John checks in to resi occasionally to see how her search for verisa is going Jane Jake and gamsey are a Triad and Dave Jade and carad are another Triad John and Roxy have a baby that they name after Harry Anderson and Jane and Jake have a child named after tavos suddenly an impaled but younger alternate Jade plummets from the sky confusing everyone they give her a funeral but then Aradia and solic arrive the alternate Jade wakes up as a puppeted avatar for Al alternate kopy who still exists somewhere out in the void years later ghosts from the afterlife falling down to earth SE becomes a regular thing creating a new class of Citizen Jane leverages her position as a powerful CEO to influence anti-tr politics that seeks to limit troll reproduction and carcat disappears to engage in a troll resistance Dave and Jade weren't willing to follow him the Earth sea government becomes human dominated and starts sending Sky ships to patrol the troll Kingdom Jon becomes convinced that tavos is being abused by Jane or gamsey and he tries to kidnap him to save him though he fails in front of Jane Jon clings to his correspondence with tesi indicating things aren't fine with Roxy carcat is the leader of the troll resistance with Rosen Kaya aiding him Mina arrives with a stolen Ring of Life and carat Doms her into enlisting they begin dating 10 years later Harry Anderson and vrisa begin dating Aradia solix and Alternate kopy watch the world from afar Roxy leaves John and Dave and Jade Mary carat comes to the wedding but leaves early human Supremacy becomes popular and trolls unofficially become second class citizens in response to troll Rebellion declares war meanwhile gamsey is a pop-like figure preaching about Redemption and supporting Humanity in an attempted assassination of the earth sea president Jane's dad sacrifices himself to save him and is incinerated Jane takes it poorly and begins personally handling the Warfare on behalf of the government she even kicks gamy off the ship as she will no longer tolerate any trolls no matter how loyal she also makes Jake run TV shows where troll leaders are executed the original vrisa finally falls from the sky vrisa finds gamy and they have hate sex though verisa kills him afterwards roseen Kaya's child vrisa who starts going by vissy meets the original vrisa Jake escapes from Jane with tavos and asks to stay with Jon Jon tries to make amends with Roxy so he can be a better father to Harry Anderson Jade and Dave finally join the troll resistance as the Earth government has become more of a dictatorship under Jane with the president being just a figurehead Dave finds the ruins of the old United States White House where he finds a hologram of Barack Obama apparently Obama played spur and became a god tier hope player at some point and he says he knew Dave would eventually find him he helps Dave realize his ultimate self combining every iteration memory and Powers into one Consciousness Obama provides a robot Dave bond to house his Consciousness so he doesn't get sick like Rose had experienced alternate kopy explains how this entire timeline is contained within the black hole an alternate timeline preserved to exist out outside of Canon outside of the destructive power of some other figure Lord english's body falls to Earth sea and Alternate kopy consumes it with this Jade's body she Aradia and Dave bot leave through the vortex to a more relevant timeline but solic stays behind Jade never knows what became of Dave meat in this timeline John eats the meat and decides to do what's right andure Lord English is out for good he says goodbye to his friends Dave tells carcat that Jane intends to turn Earth's sea into a neoliberal capitalist State and he convinces carcat to run against her Durk advises Jane on the election encouraging her political Ambitions Jon follows Rose's instructions first taking the Ring of Life from Arona when she had acquired it in a previous timeline JN then grabs the humans from the game over timeline to assist in the fight against English meanwhile Dirk tells rose that he has already ascended to his ultimate self and that he can help her John reccon him and his friends to confront caliborn but caliborn uses the treasure which absorbes JN Rose Dave and Jade they are trapped for an indeterminate time until vrisa deploys the treasure in the fight against English but vrisa is knocked out by A Shard of the void and falls into the black hole Lord English is killing armies of ghosts and Rose Dave and Jade all die in the fight Dave EV Sprite Square lands a killing blow falling into the Black Hole Jon however is wounded with a poison line tooth ultimate Dirk then reveals himself as the narrator and he writes that Rose accepts his offer to join him Roxy also becomes non-binary and Dirk says he's mineing with that Dave and carcat know they have the support of Jaden Kaya Jon wanders the void and finds Mina who steals the Ring of Life and leaves Rose begins to ascend to her ultimate self witnessing the events of Homestuck and the candy epilog alternate kopy or ultimate copy hijacks The Narrative to say that the younger dead Jay falls into the black hole then in the meat timeline she possesses adult Jade to be her Avatar relegating Dirk's voice to the background meanwhile Jon finds teresi in the void Dave and carcat try to convince Jake to support their campaign instead of Jan's and he seems willing but conflicted John and teresi have hate sex in the back of Dad's car in the void Roxy asks advice from Dave regarding gender and sexuality suddenly Dirk shoots Jade with a tranquilizer rifle and hijacks The Narrative once more Jake is about to give his political speech in support of carcat in equality but then Dirk just writes that he craps himself in front of everyone ruining it f you D JN zaps tozi to Earth sea but he dies shortly after from his wounds after Jake's humiliation Jane sweeps the election and becomes president terzi recognizes ultimate Dirk who invites her to join him promising he might find a way to bring Jon back Dirk takes roseen Teri on his ship as he prepares to leave Earth sea but Kaya is furious Dirk writes that Kaya talks to Rose and just lets her go Kaya doesn't understand why she does this and she will forever regret this Jake asked to come with with Dirk but Dirk says his place is to become the Eternal sex slave to Jane's Empire on Earth sea before he takes off in one of Jake's spaceships Roxy canay and Jade realize that Dirk has been manipulating them but it's too late Dirk gives a speech about how the only way for homu to continue and never die is for him to take the mantle as the new villain ultimate kopy possesses Jade again and assures the others that she will oppose Dirk and chase after him Durk offers a robot rosebot to House's ultimate Rose's Consciousness Homestuck squared ultimate Durk Embraces his role as the villain of a new era of Homestuck Dirk brings back the suggestion box but the only suggestion from the audience is to stop making Homestuck Dirk then removes the suggestion box tzi lands the spaceship on a new planet somewhere else in the universe in the candy timeline the imaginary Durk ominously reappears in Jake's mind and convinces him to get back with Jane as a spy he does so but Jane thinks the troll Rebellion kidnpped tavos vissy calls tavos to help her and Risa dispose of gamby's body and tavos has an emotionally cathartic reaction at seeing his abuser dead they coordinate with Harry to dispose of the body in a school because Harry thinks it's a prank they obviously get caught and gamy Death Becomes Global News in the meat timeline we see a flashback to Jane's inauguration as president this Jake also has a reemerged imaginary Dirk during the inauguration just Bros Sprite squared makes a reappearance kidnaps Jane and claims that she would be Queen of the carapus Kingdom refusing to acknowledge Jane's rule many caraan welcome this news vice president of taxia Jane's token troll tries to calm the Press just Bros right squared says Jane is unfit to Ru and says she will teach her how to Ro however her idea of doing that is taking Jane Jake a troll named swier swier assistant in a monarchist caraan through one of her magical fristrated planes back to the city slick constructed on the ruins of alteria to loosen up and have fun Jane's dad follows looking for her and meets an alternate version of DD he hires DD to help him and Jane but Snowman and Slick both intervene at this unexpected partnership we presume dad eventually finds Jane and the others and makes them return to ur see meanwhile a group of Heroes pursue Dirk through space in their own spaceship ultimate kopy is helpful but socially inept and Kaya vows to save her wife Roxy is a trans man now Durk rosebot and tzi settle on the new planet Del tritis which is hospitable to life Durk explains he plans to have a new game of spur to Spur the plot forward and he challenges rosebot to a contest to develop the better life form to play it durk's first attempt is horrid and pitiful and so rosebot accepts during one of Rose bot's breaks tzi tries to tell her about Dirk's influence but did they start having hate love feelings Dirk intervenes and cuts that short meanwhile Jade and ultimate kopy argue about the control of Jade's body and negotiate an agreement in the candy timeline vissy vrisa tavos and Harry hide in Harry's bedroom When carcat Calls Jon to talk about gamsey death and the troll Revolution meanwhile Jane plots to make the trolls pay for gamy death thinking that they corrupt tavos Jon tells Harry that he's proud of their involvement Vera speaks to reporters and is then attacked by Jane's secret police prompting Vera to fight her way out John Rose Kaya Jade versy Vera tavos and Harry meet up in a secluded spot and Jade and Rose revealed that they had a secret child apparently merging with Beck roll made Jade intersects and she can't bear kids she did have however have a kid with rose in secret that Rose bequeathed to her named yany who was just kidnapped by Jane in retaliation we see Jane torturing Yi claiming that she knew about her and saying that she won't keep it secret any longer in the meat timeline Durk contacts hussy for advice and answers but hussy is elusive Dirk demands to know why YY exists in the other timeline claiming that her conception is dumb and will draw a from the wokeness police husty tells Dirk off and says that Dirk's just scared of her meanwhile tesi encounters the many horrifying creatures that Dirk and rosebot have been making Dave bought Aradia and Alternate Jade are in a spaceship of their own and ultimate kopy through alternate Jade tells Dave bot of the situation Aradia reveals that she has spent hundreds of years in alternate timelines confirming that God tear indeed never age past their Prime Dave talks to carcat about how he's scared and glad he didn't lose him like canaya lost Rose in the candy timeline we see a flashback to the incident with gamsey corpse at the school three human students witness it Silas Avil and EM mode a teacher comes to them and tells them they are an undercover agent for the troll rebellion and ask them to do a mission for them instead of going to the authorities they're glad to help meanwhile while Jane gives a eulogy at gamy funeral Jake lets yany go but yany interrupts the funeral Jane tries to to shock her to death in front of everyone but yany defiles the ceremony and briefly escapes Jon tries making a convoluted plan to save everyone excited to be a hero again Rose canaya and Jade attack the funeral and Proclaim an offer to trade tavos for Yan Jane refuses much to Jake's anguish verisa and vissy get captured knowing Jon's involvement Jane orders the bombing of Jon's home Jon just sits there and watches his entire life his only possessions from his dad burn in the fire carat consoles Jon and tells him it's about time he joined the revolution he also rants about Dave's disappearance but John tells him that Dave's body was found near the ruins of the White House dead carcat is in disbelief that he didn't even say goodbye in the meat timeline Kaya jadeen and Roxy are uncomfortable by Dave and carak kissing all the time the non-ultimate kopy is also here hiding in the vents out of fear for their Godly Other Self in the candy timeline Roxy invites Jon into her secret lir where kipi has been constructing a device that could use the black hole to tap into canity they call it the plot point and they tell Jon they need the most plot relevant character they can find to make use of it they asked JN to rescue frisa and that's it Homestuck Square just ends there well okay not exactly see yes this is where the original team of Homestuck squared quit production see my other video for why but in the more than a year I've been working on this video Against All Odds Homestuck has returned under a new name Homestuck Beyond Canon or HSBC given the new Authors art styles reccon and sudden shift in the direction of the story I think it's best to consider Beyond Canon effectively a new act following up to Homestuck Square think of it like a less extreme version of Berserk versus new berserk where the riding torch was passed onto new writers my goal here was to recap all of Homestuck and if you ask me I succeeded Beyond Cannon is going its own way and I wish them luck but in its effort to distinguish itself from Homestuck squared to me okay it's a separate thing a new era of Homestuck so here concludes the recap proper but you know I have to recap what's been made in Beyond Cannon so far right let's make it happen home stuck Beyond canon in the meat timeline teresi role plays a court drama with herself changing her outfit Durk sends her a file for his latest creation a Seder for her to judge in his contest against rosebot TTI seems to be able to shut out his voice in the candy timeline solix tells Jon to figure himself out while he idly plays retro Earth games verisa helps versy exercise her mind Powers as they escape from a Crocker prison verisa and Jake See Jane giving a presentation on the Intel they've gathered on the plot point and Jake reports to mina that she knows apparently Mina Roxy really don't get along John runs into verisa where she tells him that she doesn't consider this world Canon it seems fake to her in the meat timeline ultimate kop accidentally knocks young Jade's body out with sleepy tea and briefly has an existential crisis of Aradia and Dave bot discuss their Mastery over temporal mechanics and Aradia takes Dave bot on an instantaneous alternate timeline Excursion in the candy timeline Harry Anderson and verie reunite with tavos and yhan aboard a rebellion ship where Kaya confronts Jade for having had sex with her wife Rose invokes her Seer powers to say she is confident Kaya would eventually come to forgive her and Jade pleads that yany is the only thing in her life that gives her purpose in the meet timeline Roxy and Kopi invite Jade and Kaya to a secret meeting inside a special dream bubble of kap's own creation where they show them a secret project they are working on an artistic metaphysical representation of canity in the form of a floral spur logo grown without inhibition the secrecy is futile however and ultimate coped condemns them and their project for being a dubious mess while projecting english- looking Powers Durk explains that he has accelerating his deltis plans while complaining about the previous writing of homest Tuck squared jzi has decided to use an automated system to adjudicate the contest which disappoints Durk Rose was having second thoughts about the contest even as Dirk makes accommodations like moving their base to a Cliffside as rosebot species is aquatic Durk prepares to force her compliance when she acquiesces and thanks him for bringing her making the corrision unnecessary for now in the candy timeline Mina and carcat convened to enact a massive operation Jane has sent her Fleet to the troll meteor the headquarters of the Revolution and the location of the plot point and carat plans to take advantage of her overextending her forces as she approaches he's also angry Dave won't be there to help meanwhile Jane reveals to Jake that she had orchestrated the kapaan somna formation so that she'd have access to a laser death ray as a contingency and the stress gets to her she verbally abuses Jake for not being good enough and she even guilts him for the crimes of Grandpa Jake Jake snaps back at her saying he was the best parent tavos had had gamsey had cured tavos of his deadly penut allergy through abusive exposure therapy traumatizing both tavos and Jake who had to constantly epip pin him and Jane hadn't even noticed Jane realizes she's been a bad mother but justifies it on the grounds that Earth sea needed her guidance and she says she forgives Jake for pushing dirt to Suicide Jake is torn on whether to turn on Jane or not and insults brain ghoster but he realizes that brain ghoster is just Jake himself an imaginary friend Jake realizes what he must do not all James are evil but his is and he must protect his son from her meanwhile John brings verisa back to the meteor and the plot Point kop shows the device to them a reconfigured Cher portal that has ident IFI the central point of the black hole that contains their dubiously Cannon World they try to suggest ways verisa might provoke a narrative response from it but Vera instead just tries to steal it she sucked into it and ultimate kopine narrates how Vera's foolishness has forced her intervention Brisco wakes up within the plot point a linal space dream bubble and construct ultimate kopy has may just for her and it turns out this is where the Sprites have been hiding it also turns out that apparently d spr spr squared survived the battle with Lord English and FFA Sprite apparently survived her own explosion gavro Sprite aerosol Sprite and the two n Sprites are also here only just fro Sprite Square Jasper Sprite and the two a arqua Sprites are missing it seems that the Sprites were Hidden Away by ultimate kopy to act as her agents before the timeline split D spr Squared says they are there to train verisa vrisa leaves her dream hiive to find a tavos pre- disability and the construct prompts her Vera figures out that she needs to learn a lesson from this place as a sort of dream Quest and tries to speedrun it saying whatever she needs to say to tavos to pass the test or improve his life when that fails she tries to have him kill her but it just resets the construct she ends up spending a whole year failing this trial over and over adjusting to life in the dream bubble with the Sprites eventually she gives up on trying to fix tavos and just plays game with him and she learns the lesson that tavos was never a project she needed to fix Brisa is then faced with a rabot aabot judges her and veruska attempts to use her mind powers to make aradiabot care about her before deciding against it she learns the lesson that Aradia never wanted to be her friend and that she needed to Let Her Go Aradia tells her this place is meant to help verisa grow up verisa genuinely apologizes to tavos and Aradia and pledges to change for real this time Risa breezes through other figures of her past like aridan Jon and Kaya but she hits a wall with her guardian she spends three more years in the point unable to move on she consults the Sprites for advice and the B1 n Sprite tells her that seeing Jane be a dictator in the candy timeline has been unnerving but also reassuring that her quaint life of raising a family may have been one of the more fulfilling lives she could have had she had found her own path this encourages verisa to face her guardian once more an amalgam of her Idol ancestor mine Fang and her lucus spider mom verisa relives the torment of her upbringing and how spider mom never once cared about her well-being but Brisa decides she's had enough she learns the lesson that she never needed to please her spider mom nor her ancestors and she just walks away to choose her own path gavra Sprite and aerosol Sprite try to distract verisa with video games before she goes to the next trial but she doesn't heed their warning it's dog scratch he sees her only once for the lesson is simple dog scratch doesn't need to be alive to manipulate pressure and prey on vesa She carries that damage with her and it won't ever go away meanwhile just Bros Sprite Square calls davus Sprite Square where they update each other on their respective missions verus therapy and just Bros Sprite Square's attempt to deradicalize president Jane of the meat timeline verisa eventually takes on her last trial only to discover its her the Dead version of her that moved on she only asked for a hug but verisa just can't therapy's not done yet Ma in the candy timeline Jade directs a shield around the ship with the children in it to protect them while she tries to convince Rose to give a crap about the people around her Rose has suddenly become quite cynical and disregards Jade needling her about her mistakes the narration tells us that it's not just the yany drama that has made Rose so cynical she has foreseen her own death shot in the head in the upcoming battle putting her initially into a prolonged come State she has come to accept this fate believing like vrisa that this world is fake and thinking that her wife Kaya would be better off without her Kaya alone joins Mina and carat on the battlefield where the three of them accept that no human Gods will be joining the fight fine Mina says it's a troll thing anyway Jake joins Jane at the helm of her Battleship her finger next to the button he kisses her says goodbye and shoots her in the back of the head she survives he prepars a second shot but she deflects it heals herself and takes his gun she beats him nearly to death with the gun but relents instead deciding that she can't trust anyone she dumps every person off the ship including all of her cloned Crocker police and Jake meanwhile if and tavos leave the safety of their ship to make a difference and so Harry Anderson and versy follow Rose covers their eyes as a bullet goes through a God's head but unlike her prediction it's not Rose's head it's Jay's Jane with nothing and nobody left decides she has nothing to lose she fires the death ray on the troll metor in the meat timeline Del Triton sends a message about this new game and there we go that's as far as it gets as of the making of this video I know that Cliffhanger might be annoying but hey what's new right personally I believe most of the main cast Will Survive the death ray the confrontation between Jane and Jake tells me they aren't ready to off characters at least yet though maybe the battle will have a few high-profile casualties like Jade regardless this recap of Homestuck is over but but I'll be keeping tabs on Beyond Canon as it develops the HSBC team will continue to make content and I wish them nothing but the best of luck I'll defend the ending of the original Homestuck comic but what's important to me is not so much how something ends but the journey we had and this was quite the journey thank you for watching [Music] all right Bros 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