Is there a wild animal in our house? Who did this? Jesse, I have become South America.
Jesse, I have become South America. Hey, what you doing here, buddy? Your owner's probably looking for you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hands, hands! Let me see your hands! Stop resisting!
The right way to eat pizza. But that is not how you eat pizza, bro. Oh, yeah, man, he know what he doing. For you, little Uzi, a Rob Zombie poster.
Whee! What do you do for a living? I sleep with your mom.
You rascal, you. I'm your father. Lukta.
I Happening in here do join in put some claymores on the ground I think I'll change it at the mall. No, I'll leave it there. I can take a mule.
Go find my base... Oh my god, nah! I can't be fighting a zombie, go away.
Haha, idiot. Wait, what- The first deer to try a pop-tart. Just eat it.
Ay- Bopity Bippity! Your breathing is now a conscious activity! One, two, three, four...
I can see you! What if... Which one do I unplug? I don't want to unplug your oxygen.
oxygen Corporate called, you're fired. Oh dear. Good boy.
Did you hear about the neighbor? She said her dog's pregnant. She's gonna have nine puppies.
I Give you a little cracker. Don't bite me please a Few moments later Oh, Nani. Huh?
Nani, you're so cute. All right, just relax. Breathe in. Breathe out. Just a little push and...
Oh, perfect. I've come. Godspeed, Spider-Man.
This cocksucker just stole my f***ing egg roll. Grimy f***ing cocksucking Brooklyn squirrel, you took my f***ing... Padoo! Get out of there!
Hocus Pocus, there's pizza on your focus! Music Sound of car horn the city of Thank you. Could you tell if a person is physically attractive?
No. No. Oh, shit. What's up, dude?
Ah, not much, man. Sorry I gotta do this, but here's your two checks. Really?
Yeah, man. Why? It ain't working out.
We tried everything we could, but we gotta let you get it. Alright, whatever. Alright?
No hard feelings, right? Yeah, yeah. Just to let you know, I know the real reason.
What's the real reason? Because every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your f***ing daughter. That's why.
You know, I don't need to do that. I'm getting the from you man. Really? That's why I'm getting laid off.
It has nothing to do with my work. You know what? Grab your and get the off my job.
I am and guess where I'm going. Guess where I'm going. Show and tell. Enjoy it mother****.
Yeah, I will. I'll enjoy that fat Look at you. You look like the president of the Hello America. What's your thoughts about girls wearing makeup?
A lot of makeup. I think most girls are naturally beautiful. Let me see. This one might need a little makeup. Kuh- KUH- Enemy robots detected ahead!
Careful how you take them out! You don't want to catch their ligma! What is ligma?
Ligma balls! That was a joke. You guys can laugh.
Do not understand! Explain the joke. Fine, okay, well, uh, ligma isn't a thing, so naturally you ask, what is ligma, and I say, ligma balls, which sounds like lick my balls, which is funny because you wouldn't do that.
Probably. I lack organs for licking. No, not you wouldn't because you can't, you wouldn't because...
It's gay, I think? Are you ready? Comprehension error.
To install Humor Driver, insert the correct CDs. What CDs? CDs nuts! Oh my god. La la la la.
So my friend is letting me drive his car, which I really do appreciate. It's just, I'm not sure how he expects me to drive with this tent that he has. I'm in. Get it!
Wait, no I swear it was the right soap. What soap did you put in? I don't know.
The Dawn? You don't put liquid in a dishwasher. It says dish washing liquid.