[Music] tippy toes they crazy ain't one you hi let me get out of your way what the hell you mean weed you get that weed [ __ ] yeah is [Music] it oh no good morning get your ass up let's go [Music] how many shots you taking 1,00 y see you man yeah see you stay safe yeah can I please get the dough what you doing what are you doing what are you doing y [ __ ] of special packaging you can't work out what it is fre the demon you big hey it back what you making TI yeah you know what's wrong picking I'm going with the y' ready 3 two [Music] 1 [ __ ] go bro I'm going tell you right now if you [ __ ] walk up on me one more time I'm going [ __ ] eat your P you would not believe your eyes it's Gans and waffle fries [ __ ] polish this floor up that [ __ ] still looks wet oh wait w 3 2 [Music] 1 dang bro light fell off wonder where it is where the hell is it why your phone on DND and you don't got no job I fighted in my wallet now I have gas money reading of this rap tortilla shredded jock no [Music] let's hear all you cry baby he's looking for this rear window W oh you don't want this lemonade don't you you little [ __ ] yeah you don't want I'm just kidding it's reverse psychology I'm just do you know why I pulled you over cuz I let you where's the phone uh one second please oh sure for what movie two three that guy's not even racing you yeah he did he blinked first time at the pharmacy let's see how it goes y put F on my point of information do I have the floor do I yes you do you never help and I expec you really fall back hey [ __ ] red light with a bike with no Rider where the [ __ ] is the rider [Music] I just feel so discombobulated right now thank God this is your money's worth right here got me n bread it looks like an [Music] alligator CH could out man you're not seeing the whole picture you know you might be right I feel like I'm missing some of this hey Dad what you snacking on cheese oh thanks well that oh God all right so the next step is roast the potatoes are your mom yeah on I do think a lot of it probably going to end up here across the uh Northeast so there will be chance what the [ __ ] is that chicken s cheese bacon [ __ ] you're a fat ass Bo I'm outside I took my dog for a walk gave him some energy drink damn he's acting [ __ ] weird 20 40,000 3 million $188 40 million o look at that it's a africanamerican grasshopper come on Focus oh what the flip is that can I fart real quick or no it's free country dude woman you know I'm say mind your business yeah no thanks buddy just the oil change you're not ripping me off today I don't need anything else a little rat look at little rat hello little rat you are so cute what are you are you a rat I don't know excuse me he's laundering money he just admitted to us three counts of money laundering what's your name what car is you ATT 10 James Morgan Colorado State kill k b can you like stop I'm [ __ ] tweaking look at this crab look at this crab on my [ __ ] mama I just dropped my chicken with hot sauce man on my [ __ ] Mama man man move man get the [ __ ] back I'm here in Columbia and guess what I found I found I here's your pepperonis that you ordered thank you trying to see my pepperonis what huh what what p p p p p we at w don't do it don't do it this is my impression of someone cleaning a window thank you this [ __ ] here done lost his job yeah done anybody else sit in the car because it's just like a free sauna oh no way sick dud is talk about money that's all you do well [ __ ] I need it City needs a [ __ ] like w w that's a good one W that was a nice one woo pranking myself for more exciting videos please subscribe [Music] [Applause] [Applause] beautiful damn look at my [ __ ] s [ __ ] that [ __ ] on swoll mode gotta oh my god oh [ __ ] that's me though that's actually what's wrong I can't take this bottle home I'd be sitting on it before we open it look guys yeah Do You Know the Muffin Man The Muffin Man The Muffin Man oh yeah freeza where where you going where you going oh [ __ ] ass [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] stupid hey guys I just came all up in this busy i' been walking around aice I can't follow my dog anywhere is anybody jper what are you doing sweet lemon Lincoln this is about to be a good [Music] lunch happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday [Music] [Music] ha it two one box ready I honestly can't see it I don't know what you're talking about dude look at this [ __ ] guy he looks exactly like bro we do not look alike bro what are you talking oh my gosh oh my gosh Victor you actually did this stop look he's so happy to see you look your brother's so happy to see you what y'all know about the struggle bro it's really times like this that either make you or break you and I got a baddy coming over theight but I got a job interview in the morning damn want to be toxic next time they try starting some goofy ey argument about you goofy you're being so goofy that's actually is so [Music] gross what do you mean how how have you oh man you're just ruining it you're R look at my lips you're ruining it bro I'm telling you I can quit whenever I [Applause] want I hry oh hi oh [Music] I don't never want to hear a [ __ ] say oh I'm in the cut in the cut man none of that [ __ ] no more [ __ ] I'm in the [ __ ] cut [ __ ] what the can you see the plastic bye bye hey man why you depressed just go outside and get fresh [ __ ] me like hey look [Laughter] look 2024 Ain SP nothing Ain SP time everything be on me stop Diesel remember diesel hello what no no hey yo you got to stop this guy man you got to stop him oh oh my god oh oh sh I can created a flood oh that man that's corny I don't even know why I'm posting this this was corny bro what the [ __ ] hey you want some my bro how did you get how did you get down there bro okay go that's why you make the big bucks told my daughter to ball me some eggs y'all for real Y what stupid [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] you stupid [ __ ] this [ __ ] guy stopping on a stop sign you bzo like just run it oh don't do that no more let's not do that again that was hey I got you this rock did you want it I'm good this just busing man get your ass I'm out here getting this money this Mion this paper and you cheating on me [ __ ] God damn I got that F in my system F in my system I got to take a [ __ ] every time I drink one of these no I'm screaming cuz why did I get out of the car to save this turtle and this is a [ __ ] sandwich with fries we just had a good night down help me please hey how's it going man what was that what [Music] was a drink just there that was nice that was nice I can remember of it no no no no sir sir sir or ma'am I'm sorry no it's okay give me hug it's okay you've got it you got a deep voice I'm sorry three two what the f how do people do this it hurts my hands it hurts my hands it hurts my [ __ ] it hurts my hands be stupid making a video itable oh yeah Billy rub Billy rub you like that [ __ ] yeah you do come [Music] boy up hurry up oh hello sir welcome to Taco Bell what can I get you from Arby Burger King what's your stupid ass one the bottom lip and those teeth did someone throw a grenade inside your mouth what the f you're welcome bro I got to let bro go you feel me bro really changed my life going up the rainbow fish I love you bro keep being you oh [ __ ] I dropped them off on oplock dam look at the man the man got on shoes and boots come he got a show boots all right who you looking for never seen him before never heard of him have a nice day lock that Bundy it's [ __ ] cold that is the tiniest finger for comparison oh he's looking at me tiny oh my God my God God oh my God my God oh my God my God oh my God oh my God my God oh my God hey one out of 10 one 10 one go Teddy wait go go let go [Applause] go okay we're almost there almost there in there can't believe uh he has a blue why you guys don't want to play Jump in just got to pay attention and throw your C that was a bit windy coming over that bridge wasn't it get the [ __ ] out of here ass [ __ ] guys I need to talk about something kind of serious with you today um man and come on so I got in this new bath bomb and it has charcoal in it and that'll help me out a lot cuz I'm a very oily person so here we go all right I pop the seat let's see I'm showing him the setup oh shees bro [Music] um This legal open the door or I'm going to throw rocks through your windows you dumb [ __ ] go go go go go this is how you get girls such a cool shell you should see how far you can throw it [Music] wow thank you make that charge can you dispute that charge immediately yes the Louis Vuitton I did not make that no I'm not in Manhattan I'm in Brooklyn please dispute the Char immediately I've already told you got a man in my life I've got a man but I War you I've got a man already I don't want I've got a [Laughter] man hey thanks for coming in tonight guys I got your check will it be uh together or separate uh you going to suck it separate separate hi my name is Stewart and this is my first drink away the pose look down look down a little yep look around and [ __ ] oh yeah the [ __ ] is going to be on fat dick tonight not very often in life when you go past bellend look at that massive bellend what a nice B not you not you not you sorry okay this okay okay okay they be complaining about no heat in the school [Laughter] n n n look n look these [ __ ] gave me a Baconator right they they they ain't gave me no BN they just gave me meat bacon they got me so [ __ ] up y'all ever watch a movie so [ __ ] up and scary do you got to turn on some [ __ ] like Blues Clues after so you can go to sleep in peace tonight my God I got to see this watch this watch this so this like a regular Travis Scot but watch this look at this appreciate it yeah that's a good Brock that's a [ __ ] great Rock trayon I'm here who was jerking off was I was jerking off damn boy damn boy slow down what's wrong with him Fu bro watch out for do not [Laughter] Mo how much did you get Sher up buddy I got a zero all right so I stopped at a bakery right and I said I want a sausage roll in a bread roll with butter and tomato sauce and she looked at me funny okay [ __ ] am I anyone that has that or what you [ __ ] folks you don't pipe wrench the rear window on the Jeep of course you do oh that was nice did it go through to the front no way guys ever just notice I don't know but it's just me but every time I get out of my M3 I notice it just says ew if you look at M3 backwards ew ew like it how cool is the eyes how [ __ ] cool standing on this rock holding a trash bag most problems in life can be solved with get your bread up so I'm lit as [ __ ] and I love life even when I hate it oh B what are you doing here dogs don't go to school oh no here comes the T really is hard to find someone to watch a sunset with these days right Jimmy not too bad huh buddy oh [ __ ] you can't get none of that laying down you can't get none of this right here laying down you got to get your funk ass up and get to it [ __ ] let's go let's go we're here with Joey on his birthday he gets to be our April fire alarm puller go ahead Joey go [Music] Joey damn ass is f oh mom got that was quick too Jean Claude vanam [Music] [Music] if you didn't need this growing up homie I can't [ __ ] with you dog and if you don't even know what it is homie then I can't put you up on game dog what the [ __ ] chill out homie not giving no [ __ ] do what you going to buy with your siming [ __ ] 12200 bro I'm about buy some birdberry [ __ ] some goddamn gavinci some fendy boy they stupid as hell I've been saving on my goddamn taxes [ __ ] they nigg stupid [ __ ] yeah the okay I bro I had no [ __ ] idea that General Motors used to make frigid air these are the refrigerators that kids used to get trapped in in the scrapyard that's why we can't have them anymore sobody can't have nothing nice dog this the [ __ ] they don't show you Tik Tok a man I hope no one drives by in the next 10 minutes remember how people talk about how L give you [ __ ] air there's literally nothing in this [ __ ] bag listen there's nothing in here what the [ __ ] thanks a so sweet thanks you he me happy 30th and once that's nice and tight you want to make sure that over here is nice and tight you push those together make sure that's nice and tight but then you got to make sure over here see how that pushed out so you got to make sure this is nice and tight [Music] m [Laughter] hold on hold on I'm get the vide get the hold on wait this is going to be it all right go this is me wearing a shirt of Dr K with me on it with a girl over here and so then I'm on a shirt so you're on a shirt wearing a shirt with you and another shirt with if you get that's I can't customer States rear tire is loose yep what the f she drove here yeah man it's it's storming real bad yeah we're sending everybody home that's it's real [Music] bad I got to let you go we just lost power all right okay so listen up I'm not going to say this again 6th fifth fourth third second first and then reverse all the way over and up there's your clutch break gas now you're ready you got this this fire is crazy but yo look at her nails I don't know what's more what's more crazyer right now I don't I don't know LeBron James hairline he dancing to the silicone the Bron hairline he dancing to the silicone Bron hairline he dancing to the silicone LeBron James he danc to the silicone LeBron James on LeBron it's time to eat on LeBron vitamin D LeBron LeBron he happy he got to be happy whenever you see somebody skipping through the hood they got to be happy go on the skip Young Brother you never see nobody skipping like that look at the Young Brother skiing ooh free samples free samples can I grab one yeah I don't care oh we appreciate it I'm going to get some of this I'm about to just get dirty and just grimy you just get in there appreciate it g than Bro e in your mouth no I I'll eat I'll eat one cup two cup three cup four cup five cup five times double G [ __ ] me only one cup no there's only one Li you have to go you have to go St no it's only one cup [Music] I'm the worst driver ever I have to be the worst driver ever bro y'all can't believe what I just did I just crashed into my whole [ __ ] house water everywhere every [ __ ] way everywhere look out there did me guy like well they almost got him thas F that guy looks bad it looks like a tornado's probably going to suck me a tornado I the joke is that I'm saying that the tornado is going to suck me I wish I was I wish I was a tornado why are you saying that look at that cat oh my God I I would went to B you a little B A got you huh get have to learn the sacrifice come on got to learn it only looks like my legs are moving slow because they're moving so fast that the camera doesn't pick it up you're making me look bad out here I I'm getting a good workout okay you have burned one calorie in the span of 30 [Music] [Applause] minutes what the [Applause] what your gun sound likeo what your gun sound like what your gun sound like what your gun sound like what my gun sound like of 1925 schlap can you please stop rizing up queso you're not the rizzler but miss G he Phantom text my Grimace Shake I will level 10 guy at not down on Ohio you don't stop trying to be kaisen at and go back to skibby toilets before you get mogged by iow speed oh wow this is a really cool shot who's the drummer is it is it oh it's me wait what what is that bro what is that is that spaghetti [Music] do oh [ __ ] beat your head oh [ __ ] [ __ ] r g ass should we do it oh we can so do it do it do it sorry he's look at this [ __ ] trying to stay hydrated on a sunny day look at this [ __ ] trying to perfect this crab to go to the NBA look at this [ __ ] trying to be a mechanic trying to make it out and [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] trying to partake in nature trying to be one with nature man damn lock screen you guys are getting pretty serious yeah just a lot of fun who is that I thought she just left almost blew it what no way this guy so guys how are we driving right and this tote comes flying out of the back of somebody's truck we skirt onto the bridge hit the side of the bridge land up right here I tell my man I'm like oh my God babe you really saved our lives and he's like yeah it's cuz I play GTA [Music] me hey th everybody talking about you look like me look he do not look like me bro you oh you scream you but you all right you straight bro I just seen something you what what happened to you I don't know I seen something bro I dude or something you straight yeah you sure yeah y'all really think he like for me it works I'm play yeah are you do no good after 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 yeah this [ __ ] been in the [ __ ] freezer for a whole day oh [ __ ] I know you [ __ ] mad oh [ __ ] and then adjust your feet put them you need to put them straighter so they're can you slide your feet forward slowly yes a bit forward cuz not's feet are very vertical and yours are very bent back okay don't look at me like I did it girl what the [ __ ] you're the one that added rocks to your blender making a Flintstone vitamin smoothie next time schedule blending and Beyblade practice at two separ times so you don't get confused out here trying to kill everyone in your [ __ ] house with this [ __ ] my goodness I'm tired of these damn frogs I'm literally just trying to get a doggy bag never can get a dog bag in peace oh oh okay this one one was a lot more peaceful they didn't jump at me actually no no get stop birthday Hello got you hello is do you want some milk in your tea okay say when when what I put the smallest amount in that's not even a tea anymore it's just a mug of milk I put a drop in there I'm British I don't like a lot of milk in my tea you absolute [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm I'm sorry I'm sorry I have to make another one now here they come fish away I don't now we have to leave cuz Lori decided to go swimming I was just getting bit too and they ruined it I think you pushed me I'm over here at this Family Dollar and my little cous and talking about some he want some cereal all right you going to get some cereal all right hopefully you don't want no fruity Peppers cuz you get some fruity bites Lucky Charms no my boy marshmallow Treasures Apple Jacks 425 no man you get some apple crunch Cinnamon Toast Crunch n Go ahead and give me that cinnamon and crunch oh what you got going on here get some pie oh you going to get this slice right here let me get that drn let me get that slice right there I want that Dr right there I can get it yeah you might let me get this you ain't even going to eat this y [Music] Billy excuse me man could you give number 85 a knock you little bit give it a good knock cuz Billy's [ __ ] death yes give it a good well cheers Paul man [Applause] [Music] [Music] right apparently there's a weight limit bro did you poop your bus that R oh bro my bad my bad my bad oh was that you that time bro dude that's disg bro I let it slide my bad oh my God bro did you just fart that R through the high heav dude my bad I'm so sorry make wish make wish make wish that was full a I do that her did you we both I went Frank see your boxing bro let me see your boxing yeah yeah come on yeah oh [ __ ] all yo ch [Music] how you doing brother I like those man hold on man up bro I'm trying to see your shoes man no what what you doing bro I can't seeo why you recording this bro I just want to see your shoes no man no I can't see you no oh man either have 50 bucks well we're going to tell every miss me [ __ ] well I can't wait to move now you going to stir up all the weos here come all the weos now thank goodness here they come [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh this is going to be nice holy what where did that come from what child the neighbors's yard room book they yard is way over there oh no okay come on back yeah we don't need that much hedge clipping all right thank you oh okay you got it let me see if you can hit you are all right okay get on home now yeah here so where I thought you were put up the grocery so I'm need hold on hold on hold on mom I'm speaking I'm having a meeting with my little fellowman all right so which one of yall would rather get cooked in this powder this garlic powder and which one of Y boys want to get cooked in this o b raise your hand if you want to get cooked in that O B all right so you got o b you want to get cooked the garlic raise your hand if you want to cook in the garlic raise your hand ra let go okay oh you know what you get you going cook them both on you you going first you you got first let get let get breathe how we [Laughter] going I got get up oh my God Matt come look at this it's the world's biggest fork can you even believe we are here in the presence of the world's biggest fork makes me want to eat spaghetti doesn't it make you want to eat spaghetti oh my God girl get over here you've got to see this this is literally the coolest thing I've seen in my entire life I'd say this is cooler than the Eiffel Tower and I've never even seen the Eiffel Tower I really want to take it home with me and show people the world's biggest fork but like I literally can't lift it it's the world's biggest fork Fork of course I can't lift it it's so heavy do you know how heavy this thing is it probably weighs like 50 lb dude [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] what little ain't never seen no [Laughter] SK get out [Laughter] what's up boy little lank ass Bo look at a [ __ ] P boy [ __ ] you whing the W you tell me when to go okay go you recording me no you know get scared about my flat feet and these will help if please stop she's burying a child put hey miss you got to put your shopping cart away miss your shopping cart doesn't go there please put it back yeah these are good these are really good hey yo brother what's up man what's up man quick question um I'm I'm looking for something in the huh I was looking for something it's like a in the product that the store is something in the store like har what is it exactly you looking for oh uh something I could look for you what's good yeah what is it you looking for though yeah um it's a it's a product called door [ __ ] I don't even know what the [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah yeah um [Laughter] like hi is this Lilo h no hello Lilo this is what Li this is Stitch I said hi Lilo is it you Lilo oh Hana means family Lio nobody gets left behind Lilo this is Stitch hi I cannot even guess who this is good byebye [Laughter] bro have you guys seen anyone make jam before like literally what is [Laughter] [Music] this what what do we do put the cream in the chair spin it spin my thing [Music] baby look at the cham look at the cham man what's Jam literally what are you doing right now what is that what is that brother man you already know my baby mama over here making strawberries Baby M baby number number two the intrusive thoughts are about to win babe I really just want to put my hand in no can I do it can I do it for a Tik Tok can I do it for a Tik Tok please just one second guys so I've had this plant for about 3 months already and I take care of it and so today I saw a piece on the floor I've been watering this thing for like 3 months and I see this piece on the floor and I'm heartbroken why would I go pick it up bro I've been watering this [ __ ] for about 3 months this sh is not even a [ __ ] real plant look at that that's plastic oh my fake ass PL whole time I've been watering it and this sh absorbs the water why does it absorb water nah that's all the water from the last [ __ ] couple months it never [ __ ] absorbed oh my God how much is under there bro this is oh my God I was all stressing when I saw it on the floor I was like no my plant this sh is plastic as [ __ ] a I feel so stupid cuz I was like so proud of myself I'm like damn it's been 3 months this sh still look green whole time is [ __ ] plastic nah on what type of I forgot to take off the so depending on the type of blender that you have you might need to strain it but this blender is pretty powerful so we don't need to strain it at all what is going on this is literally my suck oh my Lord maybe y'all ain't getting a oh my [Applause] Lord oh okay this L uh-uh this can't be real I'm going to do what I tell my children take a deep it's the devil that's trying me Jesus help me let me clean up this [ __ ] mess [Music]