[Music] I can eat and then go work out or I can eat and then have big time sex you are truly Fabio the first time I came to United States I was 13 years old soon I got off the plane I go like oh my God I Feel Home Fabio Bill how you doing oh good to see you my friend you look like you're really Fabio I heard how youing I thought maybe there was an AI version of you that actually they they already trying to do AI Fabia and I'm like oh my God are you serious I swear I swear and you know what's crazy they did like that's not like a hologram it's or is it the similar AI like and it speaks different languages and and it's so and I tell you what's crazy they did like in 10 minutes okay and I couldn't believe how real it was I mean this stuff is well where would I see this where would where do they like on the I'll get you link well let's not go that far I'm not saying I want to see it no I I don't I mean that that to me is scary it is scary and uh I'm sure they'll do it to me I mean there's C it's certainly going to be an issue in this presidential campaign yeah and I'm telling you going to be a point you know that's what Elon Musk and all the people they saying hey this thing is is scary this thing you know AI can get to a point where it can outsmart the people take and take well you know of course that's the fear that's the main thing it it will happen you know that's there's no doubt it will happen you know I just my friend just gave me this movie called uh Colossus you can't see it online you have to buy the actual movie it's from 19 I think 1971 Eric Braden you know Eric Eric Braden longtime soap opera actor he was on the show for like 40 years German guy you must have seen every he was in the Rat Patrol okay okay he's German with a slight accent but he's the star when he was a leading man and it's like amazingly preent because it means 1971 so the computer is as big as this room right beeping lights but the guy invents Ai and it does exactly they're talking about exactly what we're talking about now he assures the president of the United States who they cast some he looks just like John M Kennedy it was only 8 years after his assassination so uh you know Mr President the the the machine will never be able to outp and then Russia comes up with one just the same thing and then the two computers get together and then they blackmail the whole world and they do exactly what we fear AI will do right away take over and be the boss of us yeah and it's it's it's crazy I don't know if you know but uh just not too long ago at the Pentagon they announced then actually the Drone it's is controlled by ai ai will make the decision to kill or not to kill right okay but if you look back in 2008 when Obama was a president there was a major big mistake one of our drone killed a bunch of people I think it was in Iraq and was and then came out then it was already controlled by AI so AI make that decision already in 2008 and the pagon just admitted now they just they just or or they would just love to blame it on AI because trust me we've broken up more than a few weddings and Afghanistan I mean you know that it was not just one time this happened now look I've always been of the opinion that Americans are very naive about the threats in the world there are really bad people in the world and sometimes you got to break a few eggs to make an omelet I'm sorry that weddings got killed people at weddings got killed it's not right but 9/11 wasn't right either and the idea that you know there are not people plotting against us and that we have to do something Iraq was wrong to like go to like invade a whole country with an army that wasn't the right way to do it but you got to do something drones targeting terrorists is like the least awful option sometimes and also Iraq was the cush with Iran because if you remember of course if you remember you know my father used to be um uh a top engineer and I we used to have you know Iraqi and I remember growing up being 13 14 years old and you grew up in Italy yes Milan Milan Milan is that really Italy wa please it's not Sicily okay it's well I mean I know enough about Italy to know that if Americans think the North and the South of America are very different which they do they are yes and try Italy because Milan is and they don't really want to be part of the same country it's true it's true true but you go you go like 30 miles away from Milan and they speak a totally different dialect talking about dialect it's like you get 30 miles each way east west north south of Milan and is a totally different dialect and and the people are lighter blunder yeah we have a lot of uh you know um the men have very long hair no not all uh look at you you still got the [ __ ] that's your all your hair those aren't extensions no no I do man can a man wear extensions uh you know it's I mean without me you know like come on we still men man I mean probably we still the last of the M you know our generation well we are I think like the two of the very few men our age 40 um who have never been married right and no kids right yes and this is because we're homosexual no no this is because well I always say hetosexual I always say to people when they ask about this if you're our age right and you've never gotten married it's either for one or two reasons you don't like women or you like them a lot exactly right and and and you know you know it's like listen and we're smart and we're picky so we're not going to you know and when you're a successful man especially Le in Los Angeles you have to be careful no there's um trust me I know and and sometimes women are sincere but I I mean I have a a pretty sharp eye now for like especially like you say we're older now I know I know when a woman wants to be like a Beverly Hills wife and have the Beverly Hills wife life maybe it's because they see it on isn't there a show of course there is there I've never seen any of those Housewives show because I feel like I might get sucked into it but oh my God but like and they didn't need a show to tell them how to apathetic what the shows those you know those shows you seen them you watch them no but you know I saw clips and I'm like oh my God I can't believe people they watching this garbage I mean come on see if we had been LED Our Lives differently gotten married our wives would now be on that show run your show right our wives would be throwing drinks in each other's faces yeah look what we avoided I know I know it's great you know it's like I I love you know cars motorcycles and you know it's like and always we go like Fabio why you have to have all these cars why to have you know because I go like I like variety maybe give you a hint right um well I I could give a [ __ ] about Variety in cars I have one car or I mean I'm not a car guy but um I I see your point and so you you like variety so much it even extends to the automobile it's well you know it's like listen in life is too short you never know right so I believe you know it's like you have to have the best in your life you know it's like I understand you work and then you have fun in life you have to have balance okay so a lot of people they work too much and they don't live life right I like to live life I work you look like you're still living it the same you got the hair you got the plunging neckline you I mean you look good I'm sure um you too I mean you know you look great and books you know so interesting the way you know Society kind of frowns on what those books are really selling like it's toxic it like if if you really do the [ __ ] that the guy in the book is doing that's I'm telling you it's it's America America they very good to Market and in marketing and to sell fantasy think about Hollywood is based on a on a fantasy right yes so the same you know those books is give people fantasy fantasy it's Healy it's an Escape you know but the fantasy that's where the hypocrisy comes in the fantasy that the women have in the books is is sort of frowned upon in other quarters of life and media because it's a little like I want to be taken right right but you know the guy the didn't they call them bodus rippers because he's literally ripping off the whatever the bodus is I I don't remember ever being with a girl who had a bodus whatever it is but you know the fact that it was being ripped off is that's a little that's not in the me too uh catalog there you're not supposed to you're not supposed to rip things off but women do want something in men that they sometimes I think to their own detriment these days root out of them because it's so all about we can't have any toxic masculinity and we certainly are toxic and have done a lot of bad things um but you know they still want to feel like they're getting [ __ ] by a man yeah and not a wimp or a boy or you know I mean this political correctness is just not sexy no you're right it's not sexy and so and nobody ever came after you for being like part of this evil no no you know it's like you know always treat women with respect on a gentleman you know and then Tex to to Tango you know so it's sometime you know men and women to do stupid things and then they're going to bite him the ass in the long run but you know it's like you know when you know all this stuff with the me too movement came out it was such a Hollywood thing you know it's like where was the me too movement with all the women being raped down in uh October 7 in Israel you know the movement they course there it's it's so you know nobody no you know celebrity no no none of the me too movement say a word about what happened no and a lot of the dumbass useful idiots defended it yeah didn't spend one day in Sympathy for the victims went right to Hamas it's unb it's unbelievable you know and and I tell you all this uh you know to me cancel culture the stupidest thing because you know you have you know um people I mean you you have civilization with thousand of cultures and you know it's and and and then now the cancel culture I mean these people they chain from The River To The Sea they don't even know which river and which sea I mean it's like you don't even know where Palestine is you know it's unbelievable and you know my father used to tell me you know they're always going to find out a cure for diseases they will never find a cure for ignorant people it's you know even you go education yeah look at the education people get today in colleges it's crazy it I mean it makes them stupider but they certainly don't they certainly don't I mean I was a history major and I'm I'm if I was King and took over the education system I would make everybody take a course I don't know what I would call it it would be something like you are here you know on a map when you're trying to find your way around a park or something you are here so you know exactly where you are in the big picture that's what they don't have they don't know like how old the Earth is they don't know like how many people on earth they have no know a perspective of how where did I come from how how old is U history they would be shocked I think at all these things and uh it's very important to know because they have no perspective this is why they were able to have that attitude like boy people 500 years ago really should have known better Columbus was not politically correct yet nobody was then and you wouldn't have been either you [ __ ] if you live that as if you're Nostradamus and in 1492 you'd be like taking slaves is wrong it wasn't wrong to anybody including people of color in other parts of the world and you know I was just reading about was it the Mayans or the ingin it was in yesterday's New York Times chopping the heads off of children as a you know was part of a religious sacrifice I mean come on man I mean humans just we grow up in stages just like you do as as as individuals right but it's part of our you know it's like you have to acknowledge our you know culture and also America was such a different country from the rest of the world because it was a a Melting Pot of different cultures you know that is the beauty about America when when you come when you grow up in a country like Italy or any place in Europe or around the world you pretty much expose to your culture and most of the time they tell you your culture is the best you invented this you created this you know it's like they you know the pump up why did you come to America I came to America because I was um I I was very fortunate to uh to travel the world with my parents my parents love to travel the world so since I was like four or five years old we went everywhere all over Africa your father worked in in the Foreign Service or something no my father was a a top uh mechanical engineer oh and he was one of the first men to create um assembly line oh so it was very very successful like Fiat well you know the Fiat they were you know was was that Milan yes no Fiat is in Torino Torino right Torino but my father built uh you know um some of the top uh assembly line for we poool for B so you saw America when you were a kid with your parents and you just liked it and wanted to move here let me tell you something I've been around the world you know by the time I was 13 I was already been around in many many places around the world and uh I never felt home in Italy I was always felt you know I feel like a fish out of the water in my country yeah you know I think the the mentality the Italian mentality is kind of like narrow you know it's like they still live on a on a Roman Empire and it's like excuse me what have you done 2,000 years from from that time until now you know it's like those bridges those those uh Monument those building this still there and they're still standing you build roads and bridges then at the inauguration day they collapse you know like you know it's like it's crazy it's crazy it's like what have you done now you know it's amazing the way the uh the forces that collaps the Roman Empire are are very similar to like what's happening today because like migration around the world is always such a key factor in you know and I'm not saying first of all the barbarians who uh took over the Roman Empire weren't barbarians they were just different people they so right any more than the people who are coming to this country they're not barbarians either but when people are on the move I mean the Roman Empire collapsed because the hanss who were from north of Beijing they were from north of China and they fought with the Han Dynasty and then they migrated Westward and then they put pressure on tribes that they were pushing out in Eastern Europe the VIS Goths and the Goths and yes okay and then they moved into the into the uh Roman Empire so it was like when people are moving it just puts pressure on other people's and everything changes and we I mean immigration is probably the biggest issue in this election yeah and and in European elections I mean Maloney in your country yes you know that's how she got to be the Prime Minister and she's the only one in the G7 who popular now because she has a a reputation as being tough on immigration and keeping Italy Italy and when you say that in certain quarters that be you know oh that's racist it doesn't have to be it can be there can be racist elements but other but other people like the majority of people I think in some poll in this country said uh there are times I just don't feel like I'm uh at home in my own country they couldn't keep out the people who wanted to be there I mean that's what a lot of people would say is going on in this country right now we seem unable to keep out anyone and because the the the the people are coming through the border now are not just from Central America yeah China and like lots of people are saying oh you can get in through there and I just feel like this is going to be Biden's undoing yeah and being you know America you know you have a lot of enemy so you really want to take care of your border because you know you know Isis and you know and they they caught eight Isis guys last week yeah exactly and you know I I guarantee you Hamas they have a lot of uh cells in United States and uh you know as well as as Bala so you know it's like you you have to listen if somebody wants to come in your house should be come from the front door right right not from breaking the rear window okay because when somebody break your window is because doesn't have good intention I can miror legally so you know many time people they go like okay Fab you're an immigrant you came here but I came here legally I went through the system and I became an American citizen it's almost like you go to the bank right and you waiting for an hour and a half at the bank and you have to you have to go and run your errands and you waiting and all of a sudden 30 people they come in and they pass in front of the line boy I bet you there's a lot of chicks who were masturbating to your photos on the cover of those books who are listening to this going wow that guy can talk too well you yeah I'm not just a pretty face no no but women when women masturbate I feel like it's very different than we do and I mean we like we're very visual exactly you're very visual women they they're not that visual you know right that's why even mean you know porn you know with with men it's it's it's you know because we yeah because we're very visual we see a girls you know working out of the gym or we already you know women's porn is almost a contradiction in term you know it's almost the opposite of what porn is or what classic porn is yes and uh unless it's always the exception to the rules and lesbian porn is just I mean how do you know when we're done is know there's no there's no finale to this show you know talk about third act problems Club random is brought to you by the audio marketing gurus at radioactive 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from another mother soon I mean when the sun is the high in the morning I'm just like a vampire you know like it's I don't even know how well there's only so many hours the day and I like the night I mean one reason I created this atmosphere for this show is because I feel it's the only podcast that has a nighttime feel yes you know like you don't see any cameras it's just you and I sitting in my little den of iniquity smoking drinking you know that's I mean some people are just night people I'm I've always been a my father work nights and we everything was just always on a late clock and I'm sorry but just like a lot more fun things happen at night at night when you're when you're adult not when you're five I get it I want more time to be in dirt but I don't have that in issue anymore I want more time to be in bars maybe not bars but place you know out restaurants people you know I mean I and I tell you there's some morning people they they can I mean they love the morning oh it's great you know I you know I always said you know I never got morning sex no I just I can't stand morning I mean what about morning sex morning what morning sex not between us I mean just oh no no well well you know depends you know if you have a yeah I mean I've done it but it's like first of all I feel disgusting when I first wake up I I even when I see it in a movie when people wake up and kiss each other I'm like G how can you kiss someone after 8 hours of sleep I mean it's just it just but some people are not bothered by things like that it bothers me a lot that like I'm fastidious that way so like the idea that you could wake up after all that sleep and then just start like kissing uh that's gross and you know you're kind of who who knows what's in your eyes just it's just a you know you get it's better at night night you know listen you know some many time in the morning you know especially when you're younger you know you get up with a boner and then you know you know get up yes you do you know it's always you know when up to certain age I think that that was Ben Crosby's theme song you get up with a boner uh yeah I still get up with a boner sometimes but I don't have to put it in someone it's the morning can we just like have coffee and like you know yes the best time is after coffee and some breakfast it's not going anywhere but I mean I've I've also I must say in the last I would say five years especially um really appreciate since I started doing like kind of a fast couple of times a year and you get used to like not eating for like a stretch of hours that most of my life I you know I just like went by the normal thing of three meals a day and like no I don't have to two is fine and I really like the time of the day before I eat because I just have more energy food makes you oh totally totally you know it's like yeah you know it's you want a good normally I always have like a a brunch Because by the time I get up I have you know my breakfast you know and then some some eggs omelet and so on so I do my brunch every time and then I donate until uh you know um the evening but yes of course you know it's like every time you eat you you get more energy you know you get less huh you get less when they eat you you get I get more from eating yes oh see there we're opposite yeah no to me I'm like a wolf I eat and I want to sleep at the mouth of the cave you know it's like because the body most of the body's energy is taken with digestion when you have to digest something that's like I never want to like [ __ ] after you know what it's [ __ ] and then eat is makes so much more sense I'm trying funny because in Italy they used to tell me that oh you you know you eat and then you and I was like no I I can eat and then go work out or I can eat and then have big time sex well you are truly Fabio really you are trly I mean it's a great you know to burn calorie I mean now you got you know you you have you fill up your tank and you know you're ready to go but you fill up your tank but you're most people get Loi after food most people get lethargic most people get sleepy again because all because you're digesting most the blood your body just wants you to like you know sit down and do nothing while it does its job I mean I my using my first meal it's a it's a kind of a shake but it's heavy with a lot of stuff in it and like I can guarantee a half hour after I drink that I will I will not be able to stay awake for just 15 minutes but like I will just kill me my my body is just saying you can't even be conscious now we are just working on this now we are working on this thing you just ate and then we'll wake you up when we're done with that but we can't do two things at once so if you can do all these things right after you eat work out that's not even you're not even supposed to do that doesn't it I've been doing it all my life it doesn't even bother me never told you it's a kid you're not supposed to like go back swimming in the ocean all the time and I used I used to be very SN I like I wanted to prove the point I used to Jump Right In The Ocean really oh I used to DW my par care and it never killed you never never you're still alive that's awesome so um not to get too personal but you're that's why you're here yeah I mean you know it's and tell you the world is beautiful because it's colorful you know and there is no such a you know everything there is exception to the rules you know in everything what appropo of what are you saying that what you know there's always exception I mean it's like what what are we talking about exception to what on everything to what though I mean why are you making this point you know what's the exception what's I mean what's the what's what's the rule that we have to make a thing about the exception but you know it's like it's like you were saying before you know like it's like oh you know people eat and then they can work out I see okay that's what I'm saying right no absolutely everybody's it's different you know everybody's so different especially about very personal things like that that's why you know guys like us I mean we can sit here and chle about oh we never got married so we don't have the divorce and all the horrible things that we think that happen with marriages and and awful things do happen with marriages but also great things happen with marriages it's just based on who you are and your nature and like what works for you I I people say why are you anti-marriage and I always say I'm just anti-marriage for me I get it that it works for you right there's some people that meant to be married and there's some people that can be alone you know there's a lot of people they can't be alone JLo that's all that's I mean I'm not picking on her but that was all in the uh I saw Dr Drew I texted him yesterday was kidding him about it but he was on TMZ last night and he would because he had to be interviewed about JLo and Ben breaking up and like that was his thing like some people cannot be alone guys too I've known guys like that a lot of guys I've yes guys who oh my God they like were unhappily married for 20 years I know guys like this and they were always be bitching and it was every joke was about how horrible the marriage right like it was like I was laughing at the jokes but I I would always be thinking oh but for you that joke comes out of real pain but okay if we're all laughing at it I'll laugh at it too um but it made me think I'm glad I'm not married yeah so they're married for like 20 years and they just they just can't get the courage to break off they want to get out of it but they've got kids The Roots Run Deep you know all that kind of stuff money sometimes is but they're miserable every day and all the jokes are about how they never get laid and they never get blown in and they finally they just are driven to a point where they cannot take it for one more [ __ ] second and they do it they get away and then they [ __ ] marry the first girl who gives them a hand job just they break right back into prison it's true it's almost like you know every single guy every single guy wants to marry a nomaniac and after a few years you know like the Nino live and you got the maniac and the maniac stay you know it's like but listen some people they they're meant to be um married they they you know they they find that really special person that that bondage you know and some some other people they're just you know people like me and you we're not we're very we happy people we we are happy to be by ourselves I mean you know number Oney Smiley people in life you have to be happy okay because but yeah but the problem is with a lot of people they always try men and women they always try oh I'm going to be happy only if I find the other person no you have to be happy first to be happy first then you have to find somebody else who's also very content with their life and then maybe we can we can share something but you know if you're miserable and and you got another person you're only going to bring the person down or if you're happy and you m and you marry somebody who's miserable there's nothing you can do she going to bring you down right well in order people usually use to make up for being happy liquor and drugs it's so sad eight 818 kids well I'm glad you're happy um oh you know it's listen if you if you keep your life you know I always trying to keep my life simple not you can complicate your life as much as you want correct complicate your life then you going to pay the consequences if you keep your life simple it's much easier to have a happier life okay so so put some meat on those bones what do you mean by keeping your life simple what's keeping your not getting married see no what you really no but that's a big part of simple it's like once you not again and again I'm not knocking marriage because I think I know people would be miserable without their spouse but it does immediately life is complicated because first of all you've invited the government the legal system into your life yeah you are now in a relationship not just with your partner but with the legal system of the United States right so if [ __ ] goes sideways the legal system gets involved that was always a very big red flag for me yeah but yeah that's is in this country that's is in United States in a lot of place on Earth you know other country is not as that complicated what do you mean but you know United States everybody knows I mean you know you mean the divor it's easier to get divorced and stuff in other countries yeah it's it's and also you know it's like another country a lot of country they don't believe in suing each other they're like you know in this country I mean you know it's like one of the first they tell you is like prepare to have a l in your pocket because you you need a lawyer for in in Islamic countries I mean I'm quoting this from fairly recent times maybe this has changed so if it has don't hate me on that but certainly in this century and I think still in many places all it has to happen is the man has to say I divorce Thee I divorce Thee I divorce thee three times I'm not kidding about that oh no no have you heard that's like a law yeah I I think that's probably still what happens in Saudi Arabia they can have as many women they want that's a lot easier than jacobe and Myers yeah you know and and getting Saul Weinstein involved in your life and having his bills come every and I see why guys go AP [ __ ] I mean I've seen this with so many guys who they go through the divorce they think you know they they set themselves up for life with the perfect wife and then and not only do they now have to pay these exorbitant legal fees of their own they have to pay her lawyer they have to pay the guy who's [ __ ] them in the ass I I can I can see why this drives them to the brink and I've seen them oh yeah and uh I you know I mean it's the kind of thing that can make you physically and I think it has made people physically sick y that's a that's relationships are wonderful but they can do they can actually they go badly can make you physically sick or in Johnny Depp's case just lose the tip of the finger I know and you know it's like you've been around you know how many really People You Meet they're extremely happy with the marriage I mean the majority they're they're they're not they're not happily married I mean everybody's miserable you know it's like no I know I I do this bit in my act so I don't want to like pretend that I it's not a joke but I always say when people ask me why I don't get married I say because when you ask people about a marriage what comes out of their mouth the first thing is always some variation of well it's tough you know it's it's a lot of work it's h it's never yipp and that is another you know these are just red flags and I have you ever been engaged because I was engaged never never never even got that far when I was 29 I I was engaged aged border ring I remember in New York City I was living out here but we went back to New York because the 47th Street Diamond District you know okay so you know that whole block it's it's immortalized in the movie Marathon Man JY Marathon Man yes Lawrence Olivier Dustin Hoffman classic and that's the end scene and every shop is a diamond and you can buy just the chip you know and I did I remember it was 1, $250 oh to get just a little diamond and then you put it in a ring but you saved a lot of money doing it that way right so you know and uh you know then we lived together and it was just I used to call it it was a real Italian movie it was duck and [ __ ] you know we would we would [ __ ] a lot and then it would be fights and you know it just there there is a level of uh drama that you will put up with or at least I would put up with at that age that I guess I just thought was normal that I would never put up with today ever like I just don't have I just wouldn't allow drama time and energy and also now at our age we set in our ways I mean you know and and we and what I think we prize at least for myself is two things comfort and acceptance that weren't that were comfort and acceptance were not number one and two on the charts when I was 25 maybe they should have been but you're different and you have different goals and you have different feelings and you just can put up with more I mean a lot of what's great about aging is like weeding out things that you never like to begin with and you don't have to put up with anymore you get wiser wiser so and and more more able to just eliminate what you don't want the clutter in your life or the things you never wanted to do right like Christmas you know I did Christmas forever and now I don't like I don't hate it it's just like I'm not doing anything for it I'm not buying you anything I'm not going anywhere I don't have to get it tree I do I mean it's the same tree every year it's not real it's lovely I love a Christmas tree I love Christmas yeah you know don't make me do anything and plus you know freedom is a beautiful thing and be able to you know sometime I go go like oh you know let's make plans what plans I don't even know when I get up I don't even know what I going to do you know I don't even know what I'm going to do what I going to tell you let's do this I don't even know what I'm going to do so when I wake up I want to do whatever I want to do I that's exactly that's again exactly how I feel like I want to do what I want to do when I want to do it that's a tough thing to do in a relationship exactly I I'm of the opinion that the word consider is the most important part of a real relationship because the word considerate comes from consider you just have to consider what the other person is doing almost always especially if you live with them right you don't have to like do something about it all the time but you just can't like live your life without thinking about what what another person is doing at this moment and and that I I I I think most of the stress in my life came from when I was in a relationship and and I had that to it just doesn't suit me I'm I'm a lone wolf I'm the same way you know what the other word is compromise I hate that word as matter if I C him off from my vocabulary there no compromised I mean what I want to do I want to do he's like you know that's the way it is you know you know compromise why do I have comp why do I have to compromise I had the um Alan richson you know who he is he plays Reacher yes yes he's got a very big career going on just in that big movie The yeah he was in in u the movie Bruce Willis yeah he's doing great and uh he was here and he was telling me and I love Reacher and he was said by the way you could play Reacher's dad that'd be a great part for you oh see I'm always helping people's careers here you'd be perfect because he's big you know that's the whole thing there's a thousand Sasquatch jokes about him in the show but like he was say he was telling me he's like yeah wherever I'm on location my wife and my kids come with me I'm he said I'm a lone wolf I'm like Lone Wolf I'm a lone wolf your wife kids that's not a lone wolf I mean it's cool I'm glad you like it but that I mean this is a lone wolf and um it's actually hard to stay single especially if you are successful your whole life I mean it you have to really work at it you know I mean somebody once shouted at me when I was on stage how are you not married I said vigilance you know you know sometime people they have you know Society they have um they categorize you know it's like you know you you you get to a certain age and you know you have to get married women you know you're getting older your clock is sticking you know you have to have kids and right it's like you know there is not real rules in life I mean it's like There are rules that Society put but you don't have to follow we're lucky because we live in a place where there are no rules yeah that's why we love America with all its flaws or at least I do oh it's the best country in the world even with all the [ __ ] yes there's a reason why they're trying to get here the reason why our problem isn't keeping people in yeah we're not building a wall keep such back kind you know sometime people hear on TV like oh you know America's so horrible what the [ __ ] everybody wants to come in this country because so horrible it's not like our diplomats are calling up the dude from Tajikistan and saying listen we both got the same problem why don't we get together just informally have a dinner kind of spitball it see what we can do about this because I know people are just flooding into Tajikistan and if we could just get your point of view sometimes fresh eyes on a problem but really help it's like no this is and look Europe has the same issues I mean people want to get to I mean what I find cheeky if I may yes about some of the immigrants who come into places all of them but especially Europe this is more our immigration is mostly Latin American which is a culture which is really does want to melt and is not that distant from us to begin with Spanish English you know they're not that hard to learn right each other okay immigration to Western Europe is a lot of it is Muslim it's from North North Africa well let's let's wa wait till we get to the end of this we went jumped right to it's horrible okay the people are not horrible no the people aren't horrible the ideology the ideology and it's it's very different and it's and and some of them are very open about talking about a Europe in the future that is their the civilization they came from that's what I find cheeky you're leaving this civilization which is very different than Western Europe very different than Christian SL atheistic West whatever it is secular enlightened Western Enlightenment Western Europe okay and then you want to you're leaving the place that's very different but then you want to come to this place and make it like the place you left exactly you know I mean if 51% of any Western European country was Muslim they would be under some form of sharia law I love my moderate Muslim friends moderate Muslims are great but there's not that many I'm with you in that you know like who ever win yeah the the the more fundamentalists win that that is the challenge Islam has they want to come in your country and you know they live a country that were actually kept like a you know animal in the cages because in their country I mean that that they they were miserable and then they they go to another country where actually they feel all of the sun freedom and and they have some kind of happiness and all of the sudden they want to turn that country into the country like the one that came from that's what I'm saying yeah that's what I'm saying it's cheeky it's it's it's very cheeky to do that it's one thing to come here and say hey we were from this uh other country that where things are not good we don't really have a lot of freedom we don't feel good about life there we don't feel like we have a future and our children blah blah blah so uh you're a shining City on a Hill we'd like to come here and we'd like to be part of that and thank you for having us and we'll we we'll you know what we're going to do we're going to contribute mightily and that's what immigrants in this country have mostly done contribute mightily because they wanted to be part of it it's another thing to say we're going to come over here and then you know what it would be great if if we had a um Sharia law because that works so well in the Old Country um this is the issue that Islam at some point is going to have to deal with it's it is a supremist religion I mean all religions are to a degree if you're telling everybody in the world our guy is the guy you kind of have to no tolerance for anybody else but there are degrees of that and they do not have to they do have as much tolerance not nearly and they and it's more fundamentalist they believe the holy book in a way Christians because it's an older religion really don't they don't the Bible says crazy [ __ ] too but nobody takes it seriously but they do take Ser they take it very serious very seriously that's why theyve shown it beheading people from the time of of muhamad all the way to the modern day and nothing has changed and you know when also the you know Europe was invaded you know um back I think it was in 1400 from uh you know Turkish and you know the Arabs I mean Europe invaded way before that no I'm saying but you know it's like then the European they kicked them out and the and the Muslims said we will be back oh they were they were at the gates of the Vienna in 1529 yeah and also in 1678 did not get past but Vienna is the heart not the heart but close to the heart of Europe I mean and and I've been in Vienna um I was there in in the summer of 2010 and and at least in the summer like I would say at least half the women on the streets were in a complete Black chatter totally totally It's All Over Europe I can tell you A friend of mine is a federal judge in Italy and he just retired because he told me Fabio I mean I cannot believe where our country is today and I say why what's happening he goes like number one Italian citizen they are fifth class citizen not even second class they're fifth class citizen meaning meaning then everything the government Supply everything to the Immigrant everything is for free for the Immigrant uh uh the pension plan is pretty much gone you know you have old people 809 years old to go and collect their pension plan the government say go home because we have no money but in the meantime they give free phone free everything free I mean this is this is a similar complaint we hear in America but they're so that but this has been going for many many many years in Europe and they to the point where like my friend who's a federal judge in Italy said you know I can't take this anymore and I'm I'm going to retire I mean our police don't want anything to do um in the middle of major city you will have 40 50 um people from from Arab country from Africa um this is a major during the day major Square they get around 40 50 guys they got five or six women and they rap them right there on the street the police can be 10 15 ft away and the police don't want anything to do because if they get into confrontation then oh they're going to if they beat up these people they're going to be racist and and so on and and my friend told me he got to a point where law did do not apply to this people all the Immigrant they don't they can do whatever they want their jail system is full so these people even if they commit crime they get arrested they get released the next day so they commit more crime they get arrested they get released the next day I mean it's it it's it's like that constantly every day you turn the TV on it's constantly you know um a lot of gypsy now they're living in Italy you know the the women the gypsy women they go on buses and Metro they put a pillow they stuck a pillow under their you know uh coat and then they go and start doing you know wallet and purse and you know stealing money what's the pillow for they they pretend to be pregnant okay because in Italy there is a law and a cop cannot touch a pregnant woman so they put uh some TV show put some camera on on a Metro and they caught on video all these women pregnant women Gypsy stealing money left and right so they call the police so the police wait at the uh at the stop you know when the the the Metro stopped they went in and to talk to this wom and try to arrest this women and these women they're hitting the cops they're speeding on the cops they're calling the cops name and the cops there's nothing they can do because this woman pretend even if they pretend to be pregnant women because they're not the Cs there's nothing they can do and this this these people they get they get away with Mur every day I think sometimes people in this country don't understand that crazy woke [ __ ] also happens in other countries oh I feel like you could do a whole show about crazy woke [ __ ] in other countries because yeah trust me Italy France England Germany I mean it's like reading one about in it was England and the kids you know the ones who are so afraid of everything and need a trigger warning for everything that's going to upset them they were uh someplace wouldn't allow clapping anymore for a show because the noise you know you know the kids with the ASMR where they have to have soothing voices because everything causes anx clapping so like when but what about the performer you know and they just jazz hands just do this if you liked it I mean and you think this has got to be an onion story you know this can't be real I tell you you should do you should do I can put you in cont you can do some stuff in the with the in Italy Stu of the stuff happen in it is unbelievable I mean um one of the cases you know three uh people from Africa they broke into a house they put uh an older man and the wife they tied them out in the chair they beat him up for hours because they were looking for cash and jewelry the people they didn't have no cash and jewelry in the house so they beat him up because they wanted they thought this people had cash and jewy in the house so then they start looking from room to room to room in the house if these people have cash and jewelry and you know the this couple they had Doberman and the do was in one of the room so when the three guys opened the door the do came out and beat them all three right they ran to the police and the police went and you know what they did they find the steel the PE the bloody couple still tied up down to the chair you know what they did they arrest the dog well that's the moral I take from that story doberman's are racist this is um this is like but again it's not we're not objecting to this because they're Africans we love Africans we're objecting it because they're robbers exactly of course if you let too many people in the country with no plan for how they are going to live of course some of them are going to turn to crime they want to eat they have to and they want to survive and right and of course look for eons in this country that has been a way you Advanced Scarface came over on the Mariel boatlift in 1980 from Cuba and how did he get ahead say hello to my little friend yeah you know and the mafia you know I mean that's how you get ahead when you're an immigrant in this country and and you feel like it's your almost your entitlement because the country is treating you so badly it's like you know what then [ __ ] you I'll get into crime and I'll beat you with your own game and they often did the Irish did it too and the Jews Bugsy seagull and um you know Myer Lansky and you know every every ethnic group that's treat I mean there's mafias of every Mexican Mafia chines exuse we invented I'm saying it's no no I know I'm I said the you know um The Godfather and yeah I mean The Godfather is a great movie partly because it's so understandable especially in Godfather too you know when you see him coming to America and how why he does what he does that's the genius of of great film making I think is we understand why he is who he is and he's he's not a bad person he does bad things yeah but he's not a bad person um and plus they get a Little Help from the Vatican well that's Godfather 3 that's another story what are you saying about the Vatican oh the Vatican is to you know were you raised Catholic yes I was are you still no it's like how old be you when you threw it away 8 years old eight my parents said you know you like you an angel up to 80 years old then you did your first communion and the next morning you wake up and you were like I remember first communion yeah I remember training for it being traumatized by it by the training we had to go after school like for like months yeah to learn for to like this one day ceremony that was like okay you walk to the head of the thing and the old pervert like [ __ ] tap you on that head or stick something on your tongue or God knows what the [ __ ] it was I was so I I was once so like traumatized by this thought of going to catechism ex uh training that I rammed my head into something at home to get out of going so I would had a bloody head I know no I was like you know I was really good until I Was 80 years old and then I have the first communion and then the next day I turned like into the anti rest the next day my parents they go like what happened to you and you know for 3 years because my parents they send me to school at 5 years old so in case I lost one year I would be normally go to school at six really six six that's pretty late six years old in Italy you go you don't go to school to you're six well you go Kindergarten first and then you go the at the six years old you go to school I think six we were by I think we were in second grade by then oh it's you we have um it least different five years then three years and then five other years of like like high school and then you go to college so you do 13 years that's kinderg go so why do you think you never felt at home in Italy what was what was it about Italy I know they're Mama's Boys yeah 60 minutes once did a story about all the grownup Italian men who live with their mothers myON yep it's um it's I'm telling you myON is like you know like yeah you live with your mom and they they put everything why including it's the mentality it's the old mentality they they got raced and the mother spoiled them I thought they were such Macho you know pinching asses no you know not everyone not everyone but you so they pinch ass and then they go home to their mother I know but you know it's like a lot of this um this guy the mother did everything for them everything cooks for them worship them and like so you know it's like even when they get married or they find a girl they we have we have people like that in America who like to um enjoy the the generosity of their mother's cooking and their mother's laundry service and and their mother's bed they're called Millennials yes no I'm joking of course they're called gen Z but um yeah but that's but in Italy it's like see here it's I think frowned upon it's like oh come on get out of the house you're in your mother's basement loser um but in Italy it's not because it's just the way of life right the way of life and they're so used to it and what do the women think of that they they must be they must there's a major there was a major you know um confrontation and fight between the women and the mother and the mothers because you know of course you know the woman wants to be the of course if I marry you or if I'm your girlfriend I should be I should come first second and no one is ever going to do it is good as your mother I'm talking about hand jobs of course no I mean cooking right and laundry and that right it's your mother right but I mean Christ but you know there's a time you become a man and then you know you cut the ellal cord and exactly and you go and you do your life you know and a lot of a lot of is when tell you when I left Italy all my friend are say are you crazy it's like why are you leaving you know you have a very comfortable life in Italy um you know it's like a your parents are great they have a you know your father have a big company you don't have to worry about it for the rest of your life I say I don't care I'm leaving because I don't like the mentality it's too it's old to old mentality I've been around the world so I have a world mentality I've been in America many time and the only time I felt I swear to you the first time I came to United States I was years old and uh soon I got off the plane I got like oh my God I feel home I felt that way when I came here you know I was I was raised on the East Coast uhu lived in New York grew up in New Jersey then lived in New York when I started my career so as I came out here I felt like oh you know it's not funny we're animals we know where home is you're right same thing when you buy a house like oh yeah I'm supposed to live here you're right it's like it's not because you born in that place you belong to that place but you see the mentality they were like they if I you're crazy you don't even speak the language how you going to survive I'm like that's it I mean it's language ain't going to isn't going to stop me you know stop you I'm sure not that you needed help getting late I'm saying but I'm sure it was and you know women love American women it's like you could have been 10 times less attractive you are physically and it still would have been a great asset you still would have they British accents but especially Italian oh it's it's just talk about a panty weter yeah but you know it's like a lot of people in Europe especially I mean in Italy or France they they think it's like okay you know it's like I I don't speak English or my English is very limited how I going to survive how I going to make a living how I going to find a job you know it's they have that very close mentality also because you know what's the differ between European an American um then I saw Right Way in Europe they always keep you oh you're not smart enough you're stupid you this you're that they keep you low right well like and also they have tests along the way that if you don't pass like the baloria in France you take it like when I think you're 16 your future is completely decided from that moment on you're either now be to become a Tradesman or you're going to go to college and become something else that is what again is great about America exactly also because we don't we you can always reinvent yourself exactly and in America you know they're like oh you know I think I can do this this and this and America it's like okay do it exactly do it if you you know show me it's like they give especially uh the Young Generation you know they give opportunity to everybody in Europe in in Europe the mentality is so old and you know like the the people on top they they are like oh you know you're too young and too stupid we're the old one we're the wise one and we know what's better for you okay so we're going to tell you because you're too stupid okay to think for your own we are the wise one and we're going to tell you so they have yeah but we just said that it was the kids who are Marching for Hamas who are dumb and stupid and we do need need the older ones sometimes to actually do that it's it's it's a it's it's a it's a mix you need the the energy of the young but let's not pretend that they are wiser now older people can do stupid things and they certainly can do corrupt things but in general I would rather have my fate in the hands of somebody who's lived yeah definitely but I'm talking about I wouldn't want a young doctor would you would you want a Doctor Who's 30 no you want an an old doctor somebody who's wise and it I want a doctor who's seen it 5,000 times yes but you know it's not so much there it's like anything you do over in Europe from a young age you know it's like they they any dream you have that's the beauty about America any dream you have you can yes you can you can over there it's like no we think you're smarter than everybody else you think you know like they they they they dowr you they they they they make you like no you can do it you can't well here is like show me no it's that's the big different between so when I came to America I was like number one America was back then was so far ahead of Europe in technology I mean I remember the first time I I I came to an America americ airport it was like oh my God this was unbelievable you know future futuristic technology and my father was into like he was a top top engineer so love technology and I remember used to come to America also to um see different kind of assembly line because you know like my father was one of the second or third man in the world to build assembly line the first one was um Ford is the the guy who invented yes conveyors okay so then back then he was coming to America to see all the new stuff you know if there is some new stuff but then 20 years later I said dad why you don't go anymore to America they go in technology now we are more advanced really yes we are more advanced now they come to us Italy was more advanced in America in in in certain field yes in certain feel yes like um you know um that's not mostly what I mean America like let's say in Electro domestic okay there was a company named zanusi then became Phillips and it was at one point you know uh with my father assembly landine they were making just refrigerator 13,000 refrigerator a day and uh you know and at that point there was no company around the world that were making that kind of um you know know numbers every day and and this company was selling refrigerator washing machine dryers you name it all over the world so back in beginning it was wepo but then wepo came like followed back in their you know they were not so Advanced with their assembly line and conveyors and uh and I'm telling you it's like you know a lot of and the German the same you know it's like all the sudden you know like I mean come on German engineer you know you know but Germany and Italy are so different which is but you know what it's in a lot of field let's say because I I I grew up in that you know business with with my father let's say all the wheels all the most beautiful wheel in the world they were made in Italy and so the German the German they were buying all the Italian Wheels to put on German cars so and a lot of things a lot of some stuff they were like a um wings of uh of uh jet fighter they were made of section Italy in Torino and then sold to the French and to the English Mirage you know the the making you know the fighter jet so there was a lot of thing in Italy back then they were like ah had some other country as man of fact I mean look at you know why you think also the German they bought all the they bought Lamborghini they bought uh you know and all the I got a joke for you on this yes so what's the difference between Heaven and Hell uh in heaven the Italians are the lovers okay the Germans are the mechanics the British are the police the French are the cooks in Hell the Germans are the police the Italians are the mechanics and the British are the lovers oh that's funny that's a good one yeah it's even more elaborate than that I couldn't remember but that somebody wrote that joke a long time ago it was just genius like it had five different countries involved and it was just like uh oh yeah and Hell the British or the cooks that's that's what it was because yeah that's funny but I I was in Rome when I was 21 when I was you know back the pack the backpack Europe trip with no money and your college girlfriend you're in love and you have no money it it it that says it all about life right like you know you go through life and it's like boy could you replicate that experience at this age no no but things but things compensate I think we live probably one of the best time you know definitely it's people have no idea how lucky they are it is not corny or conservative to say you are lucky to live in this country and at this time with all its problem I mean there's such a cognitive distance between privileged people always complaining about privileg like the the most richest whitest people are always like Bill what are we gonna do and I'm like look around I you're going to pay your $800 dinner bill for three people that's what you're going to do things look fine from here you know and yes could [ __ ] go bad tomorrow they absolutely could uh but I'm not going to get nervous about it until what happens I just can't do it anymore no you know you're right you know people you know it's like people don't understand how like it you know especially American they don't understand how lucky they are they do not they don't they don't they do not you know who does the immigrants that's why Trump is gaining with immigrants all the time he does better and the Democrats do worse because immigrants do not like the Relentless negativity yes that is coming from the left about a country they work so hard to get to they don't want to see it [ __ ] upon we wanted to get you know imagine working walking a thousand miles or whatever it takes to get here this place sucks loser oh you walk to get here oh well I guess the joke's on you you're in [ __ ] hole now no we came from the [ __ ] hole exactly because you know immigrant they saw that movie before that's why they left right you know so for us is like when we see see all this policy is like our air stand up and go like you know what uh-uh this is [ __ ] they they pull long time ago in our country and we saw what happened to our country you go back to Italy a lot no never what you know not just you must have old friends no they come here because they want they want they want to you see they the this country have so much to offer and so when they come over here they really I appreciate it either he's a [ __ ] hole now it's everything is telling you a [ __ ] hole but is it's in the G7 is oh oh yeah it's like well come on it is still in the top 10 of the world's economies come on they all left these are facts no these are fact matter of fact why you think okay that's why a lot of people in Italy now they're like they're going crazy because they move a lot of their company in Russia really yes and Russia and Putin and I'm talking about big company some of the biggest company they because tax tax tax you know the government takes 75% they want a 75 cents of every single dollar you made and it Italy has always had I mean and no deduction they switch governments like I switch neck ties I mean it's and they flirted with Communism in the 70s I mean they were I know Italy was very very close to being a communist country that would have changed a lot of things to have Italy one of the pillars of Western Civilization go communist yes um the red Brigade of I'm sure you remember was in it I lived during that time you were in the bread Brigade no no no no but you know what they were going around a couple times you know I was I was going to school I had to dodge under the car me and my friend cuz they were shooting right no it and you know the red Brigade they got Morrow you know it's like one of the and then you know that that politician and then they find chopped up in the trunk of the car yes I lived all that stuff right so I I remember you know well uh I saw it down at Umberto's Clam House where well they they there was a lot of Mafia oh yeah Little Italy in New York there was I remember when I lived in New York in 79 it was the picture on the front page of the daily news of you know with the cigar still in his mouth and the blood pouring out on the floor of the restaurant was it um it was some place like that it was just like you know a place I've been to and we all could be at any time and uh just who was it I think it was Carmine galante I don't know but uh the days of Mafia rub outs those were good well listen let me tell but in you know the the big company they move to Russia now Putin took all this company away from from the English people from the Italian people you know because the Italian you know they they can build anything because you know like they got attacked so much so the company they went on you know a lot of company the big one they left and they they opened their plan in Russia and now they're screw because Putin say oh now they're mine right they took the company away and happened to the English and happened to the French so right now there's no way you can do business in Italy you can you can open a business you can have a business as man of fact look at them except Ferrari all the very prestigious company in Italy that all got bought by the German so Lamborghini ducatti I mean you name it okay um they all got bought by the AI Vol bagen porer group and they own it so they do the in Germany and they still do the bodies of the cars uh and wheels in Italy but otherwise all the rest of the stuff is long gone you're such an interesting guy to talk to oh thanks uh all right I got to go back to my real job but um come back here some night definitely I would love even when the camera isn't on we'll just do the exact same thing yes but uh you know us uh go we're the only two unmarried childless you don't like kids either right or I don't mind kids for the other people I mean I can play with kids but then you know it's like it's see I can't even do that I know all right thank you I have my book for you that was fun glad I got glad I got okay I'm glad I got you there