Hello, Martin. Are you there? No, bro. I'm not Martin. Guess what, bro? My name is Heisenberg. Okay, I see what you're going for here. And if I'm Heisenberg, then you're Jesse. Oh, okay. Here's a question. If you see, if you're Heisenberg and I'm Jesse, you see me across the street and you want to catch my attention, what do you say? I'll give you a hint. It's a Disney Channel show. Uh, Moana. No. Hey Jesse. Oh, hey Jessie. We need to cook meth today. Wait, is this a game about meth? I don't understand. I just see a RV. So I assume you're the one who actually recommended me, guys. So if there's anything controversial here, Martin's idea to you play this. So yeah, Martin, what are you seeing on your screen right now? Organization setup. Yeah. Are you seeing the same thing? We have to name it. We have to name it. Give it a name. Yeah, let's do it. Um, let's do the infantilization station. The infantilization station. Good. Yeah, that's good. I mean, I can't see it for me. It says Yeah. Oh. Oh my god. Straight into the prologue way. Here we go. Okay. Martin, what are you seeing right now? I'm seeing a slit. I'm assuming an eye slit. Oh. Or someone's being born. Either or. This is exciting. OMG. We're in the RV. Are you here? Yeah, I'm here. Are you here? I'm in an RV. I see you. I'm in an RV. I'm in an RV. Is this you? Hey, bro. Wait, why are you in a wheelchair? Yeah. No, I'm not. Wait, no. This is Uncle Nelson. This is Uncle Nelson for me. Oh, you know what? We probably have to both go through a prologue. I don't want to talk to this guy. Morning, bud. Come talk to me after you got everything done in the RV. So, this is somewhat of a tutorial. So guys, everybody at home, pay attention if you've never played this before. Me, I've done this before. So I really quickly, I'm going to grab some trimmers. And yeah, same here. And I'm going to harvest my weed. Oh, can I say that on YouTube? Dang it. Dude, use a code word. Hedges. I'm going to trim my hedges. There's so many nicknames for this stuff, but I can't think of a lot of them, except of course Mary Jane or Mary Huana. Package it. And now I have to pack. Yeah. Marijuana. No. Marijuana. Marijuana. Marijuana. Drag the OG Kush. Bro, I'm cooking OG Kush. I'm cooking OG Kush. Why are you cooking it? I'm packaging it. Or I'm packing. Did Uncle Wait, what? I'm packing. I'm packing. Dude, I can't wait till we can actually play with each other. That's going to be fun. Yeah, but sometimes you need to just do your own thing first and then you can meet together once you have you want two people with with adequate experience. Facts, facts, facts, facts. Always, always, always. Respond to your customers on messages app. There's an app in this, Martin. How you going to do the app? There's apps for everything nowadays. I have like a trillion apps on my iPhone now. Oh, hell no. Deal. I'll do I'll do this deal. I'll have to meet him. Okay. Meeting with Joe at between 6 am and 12 pm behind the pawn shop. Dude, I can smoke my own supply, too, if I want. Wait, Martin. Oh, yeah. This is gonna be a great time. No, never smoke your own supply, Martin. Never get high off your own supply. Why? I might die. Ah, that's probably a lie. It's not a lie. You can't get high off your own supply. That's because you're trying it. I'm trying to get sky high with my own supply. Bye, [ __ ] Bye. Wait, are we supposed to drive? Yeah, try. Oh my god. When is this going to end? Or why should it end? Oh, we got to go to the motel, bro. We It's just me. Whoa. My god. What? I just can't stop rhyming. I think I smoke too much weed. It makes me freestyle. The weed makes me freestyle. It actually does. Those of you who have ever engaged, you you'd remember that it's the best. I think most strains, one of their notes, one of the notes in the strain usually makes people freestyle. I don't know what it is, but Oh, it's the brown note. Help me get the keys, bro. How'd you get the key? Are you driving? What keys? What keys? You just hop into the truck, dude. Oh, shoot. Nice. Oh, the graphics in this game are actually pretty good. It's good to see a game actually put money back into it. Are you going to the Serena Flats? Uh, yeah. I'm in Serena Flats. Yep. I'm actually at the gas station right now, so I'm going to go deal something. Nice. I want to play with you. I feel like I shouldn't be saying this out loud. What if the FBI is listening? And they're going to be like this. FBI, open up. You got the stuff? Oh, yeah. I do. Here you go, bro. FBI, open up. Bro, he actually just gave me money. That's awesome. Do you have to park right or no? No. Come on. Seriously, you think there's any cops in this town? Yeah, and even if there were, I hate cops. Thanks. Uh, yeah. I just dealt to Joe. Joe's my best customer. He has a really nice and loving family. He's just He just likes to smoke weed every once in a while. Thank you. Joe's not looking all right. Have you met Joe yet? He's just really high, dude. It's okay. Joe, are you all right? No, you are all left. Provide a sample to Chelsea near the doctor's office. Oh, I I give out free samples, bro. I'm actually the best dealer ever. Uh, it's actually kind of messed up, but yeah, whatever. Well, you want to get people hooked on your supply so that they always come to you, you know. Yeah, that's exactly why it's messed up. Okay, I'm smoking with Chelsea right now. What? Martin. Oh my god. I think I'm being searched by a cop. Wait, he can't search me, right? Tell him about the eth amendment. No unreasonable searches or seizures. I don't think he's on my ass anymore. Oh my god. Oh my god. He is. He is. Martin, you're scaring me, Martin. I think I'm going to go to jail. Am I going to go to jail? Am I going to go to jail? Dude, this cop won't get off my freaking booty. Oh my god. This cop won't get off of my booty cheeks. No, I'm serious, dude. This You think I'm joking? This is no laughing matter. I'm getting I'm He wants to search my body for what reason? Body. He's going to He's going to Maybe I dump the weed. Maybe I dump the weed and then I get searched and then he can't say anything. Wait, what if I smoke all the weed? So then Oh, yeah, that's smart. Okay, Martin, how did you find Chelsea, the guy you gave a free sample to? Okay, I just smoked all the weed. I just smoked all the weed. How did you meet Chelsea? Hi, just go to the doctor's office. Go to the doctor's office. I'm really high right now. Oh, wait. I could have just concealed it. Dang it. I didn't have to smoke all of it. Conceal. But now they know. Hamza, he said he knows that our uncle and I are up to something. Oh yeah, you never want to do that. Oh man, that was a stressful day. Is this prologue almost done? Body search in progress. Mark, careful. Careful. That's what I went through. What does that even mean? Is he going to find the weed? Is he going to find the weed? I'm nowhere near anyone. Don't bring back the pig to the here. Don't bring back the pig to the Don't bring I'm trying to come up with a cool like metaphor. You don't bring back bring back the bacon. Yes. Don't bring back the bacon. We don't want bacon. Basically, what I'm saying is don't bring the cop back. Cop. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, let you let him search you. Let him search you. Nope. No. No. No. Let him search you. I'm driving up to the ranch. No. Don't. Dude, he's going to keep following you. He's going to know exactly where to follow you and he's going to find your stash and everything. Dude, how could you be so serious? He doesn't even have a car. He doesn't even have a car. It doesn't matter. It's like the snail. He's going to just keep freaking following you. He'll never stop. Do I have to talk to him? Are you serious? Yeah, you have to. Just let him search you. Just let him search you. Just bend over like a good boy. I'm not doing that. That's your style. I'm going home. Dude, I'm a pro freaking weed grower. Kush grower. But when are we going to play together, though? Soon. When you're ready. Okay. Okay. I'm just watering my plant. Nice. Head to bed when you're ready. Hell yeah. And I wake up at 7:00. A lot of people think that people who smoke weed are unproductive and stuff, but look it, I'm waking up at literally at 7:00 a.m. Oh my god. Doctors are smoke weed. You know, CEOs do it. Doctors are smoke weed. [ __ ] Like people who are known Yeah. Police. Play it to weed. Spoiler alert, bro. You're going to get arrested. I think he caught up to me. The snail caught up to me. What? Oh, no. I completed the prologue. Oh, man. Dude, I'm so ahead of you, bro. When are you going to be done? Oh, what? That's so I'm jealous. I want to finish that. Did you go to sleep? I went to sleep. Yeah. Did you go to sleep? Yeah. When did you get arrested? When I woke up in the morning. Did you? Oh my god. This would be Oh my god, dude. Character customization creation. You're a small time dealer, drug dealer from the south in a fresh town with no cash, no product, and no contacts. You only know one way to make money. Time to get to work. Not bad. I'm making my character. I'm trying to make myself the most unassuming person so that people don't know what I'm doing, you know. Done. Okay. Yeah. Oh my god. There you are, bro. Wait, we picked the same hair, the same gender, and I knew you would do that. I knew you would do that. And that's why I think the most unassuming drug dealers are two lesbians. Dang. Wait, let him cook. But these two lesbians have room to get a diffuser, though. Yeah, we can buy one when we can afford it, bro. We don't have any money. Well, I think we have one right here. Unless that's Wait, that's not what I think it is. Wait, what is that, actually? That's what I thought it was a diffuser. Wait, were you just punching? How do you do that? Oh, damn. Okay. Not cool, man. Are you okay? I'm going to get to work. I'm going to get some water. Okay. I got to talk to you at a pay phone. What about you? You had a pay for one. You hit a pay phone. Whoa, nice for Wait, were you able to run this whole time? That's how you beat the prologue so much faster than me. I didn't know we could sprint, bro. Look what I found, dude. Nice. Cheers. A used bong. Marijuana, bro. Check it out. Marijuana, bro. Marijuana, bro. Here. Can I sell it to you, JK? It was oregano. Uncle Nelson. Oh, you and his uncle Nelson. Yeah. God damn. Good to hear your voice, buddy. Looks like our luck finally ran out. The feds got me locked up while I wait for trial. Glad to hear you managed to slip out, though. If memory serves, I've got some cash stashed out there. It's not much, but it'll be enough to get you back on your feet. You can find it stated under the small town hall fountain in the canal and behind the supermarket. Go ahead and find it. Head back to the RV and we'll go from there. What? Okay. Okay. Wait. Collect the stash near the fountain. Collect the stash near the canal. Collect the stash behind the supermarket. To me, the supermarket's probably the start of it all. Super or the fountain. I imagine the found one day I'm going to buy this car. Where are you? I'm at Highland Auto. Dude, when we get rich, let's buy a car. Wait, look. This is like the third one of us. Hey, want to join our squad? Wait, everyone. Everyone. Literally, you can offer everyone a free sample. This is basically Life is Strange. Like if it was canon, like the Haven City they lived in. Supermarket. Where? This is it. Is there a stash in here? Oh, dang it. In here. God damn it, Grandpa. Dead drop. Got it. I got it. I got it, too. I got it, too. No. How much did you get? You took it. Wait. Dead ass. Yes. Yes. Wait. Martin, look. I knew it. We should be collecting trash. Cash for trash. Okay. Well, I don't have trash on me, bro. Why don't you go in? You should get in it. See? No. I already said it first. Hey, wait. I found some trash. I found some trash. I'm going to put it in. How much was the conversion rate on that, bro? It actually gave me $3. What the heck? Not bad. Not bad. Okay, let's go to the Let's go to the fountain. Oh, found the fountain. Going to get all the money. Did you find the cash already? Yeah, of course, bro. Just look a little bit harder. Did you get it? Yeah, I got it. Did you get it? How much did you get? $123. 12? How do we both collect that then? Wait, how did you Wait, what? Okay. Wait, let me try. I got that, too. No, you didn't. So, let's collect at the same time. Yes. Swear to God. Are you serious? That's $295. A Okay, let's find the canal. I don't even know what a canal is. Canal would be some But remove, right? Found it. Found it. But this does Oh, I found it over here. Martin, come here. Okay. Don't pull it out. Okay. You see it? Okay. So, what do we So, we shadow. Okay. Ready? Go. One. Okay. So, you just took that from me. So, how did you do it? Scammer gets scammed, ass dude. No. Welcome to Highland. Investing explosion. No. Somebody else do that. I am not from here. Wait, was that our R our RV? Are you joking right now? Martin, read this note. Welcome to Highland Point. This is our territory. Don't interfere. TB tuberculosis. It's a rival gang named TB. tuberculosis cuz they'll kill you slowly and swiftly. Oh, and there is no cure. I'm going to talk to you, aka Uncle Nelson, aka Unk. Well, Shiz, that's not ideal. There's a powerful cartel in town. The Ben's family. I figured they'd eventually be a problem, but didn't think they'd figure you out this quickly. Looks like you're going to need somewhere lowkey to stay for a while. Head over to the motel and ask about getting a room. After that, you'll be needing some new equipment. There's a hardware store just northeast of the motel. Grab the grow tent, soil, and watering can. Let's do it. Let's actually become the best dealers in the city. The best plugs. So, talk to the manager in a motel. So, where is that? Okay, we need that motel, hotel, holiday in. Wait, Anna, dude, why is it that only we can give them free samples? There's nothing else we can do. We can't have a normal conversation with people. How many free samples do you have? Stop giving out our supplies. I'm not. I'm not. I don't have any weeds on me at all. Mandatory curfew. Come on. To the motel. Quick. Quick. Quick. Martin, where are you? Leave me. Go forward. Go forward. I see you here. This way. This way. This way. Yeah. Okay. I'm right behind you. Martin, where are you going? I'm going to try to get a room. Oh crap. Get in. I'm getting in. I'm getting Talk to Donna. I'd like to rent a room. Come on. Okay, deal. Marin, talk to her. We're in room one. We're in room one. No. No. We're in room one. Come on. We're in room one together. We have to sleep together. It's part of the rules. Come on, get in. Oh, shoot. I could have paid for this, man. It's okay. You'll repay me a different way. Okay, let's go. 9:23 on a Monday. Let's go. Uh, what time you want to wake up? 7:00 a.m. I always wake up at 7:00 a.m. Okay, I went to sleep. Nice. Earned 100. Secret rat. What? No, we're a street rat. Secret rat? No, we're a street rat. Street. This is a pretty nice crib, though. I don't mind it. Yeah. I don't know. For me, I will always envision something a little bit more for me. I'm playing noodles. It's so fun. You are off one, man. We have work to do, man. The curfew, bro. Curfew. Ow. Come on, bro. You just interrupted my gaming sesh. Get out. Hardware store. Hardware store. Hardware store. We need to start learning hardware. We're going to Got it. Found it first before you. Come on. This way. Forget about it. Forget about it. Forget about it. Do you remember what we need? Uh, yes. We need one grow tent, one soil. Insufficient online balance. Oh, online balance. Oh, okay. I just got to deposit at ATM. I probably buy it. No, no, you need to deposit your money just like I had to. Bro, I brought the tent. Okay, I'm going to buy soil. Oh, we have a we have a shared bank account. It just said minus 12, bro. He just gave me some speed, grow. What the freak? This is awesome. Yeah, we got to go back to the mode. Annie gave me a grow tent. Annie gave me a grow tent. No, I have a grow tent. So why do I have one, too? And I have speed grow. And you're growest. All right, I placed it down. Me, too. So, I can place two down. I'm going to place one down, too. What? What? Hell yeah. Are we breaking this game? Literally, I think so. We don't have soil. Do you have soil? I have two. I'll fill it up for you. What's this snazzy ass music? Are you Do you have this jazz stuff? Sounds like uh Mk. How are you hearing music? How are you hearing music? I can't hear your music. Martin, what just happened? You're not hearing music. I just picked it up. My fault. You have dirt. Yeah, you just ruined it because there was dirt in it. What are you doing? A my fault. You are the worst partner in crime ever. I didn't know right click was to pick up. How would I know that? Be careful. Don't make that mistake that I did. Yeah. Try to play it off like you were trying to teach me a lesson. Yeah, classic. Order one OG Kush Seed from Albert Hoover. And where is it? I already know where that is. Press M. Press M. You'll see it. Oh, yeah, I do. Yeah, I know where that is. Just north. Just go north. I need to buy some more dirt because of that mistake I made. It's okay, dude. I'm not actually that mad. I kind of got over it. Look. Okay, now I'm mad. Now I'm mad cuz you actually hurting yourself will put our business in danger. Seriously, get down from there now. Uhhuh. Get down. No. Ouch. JK. Okay. Where is it? Oh, I think it's up here. M. Really? Albert Hoover is knocked. Oh, wait. Maybe it's back here. Albert Hoover. Stash. Stash. You owe him $0. Insert cash and exit stash. I owe him zero dollars though. Yeah, me too. So, what's going on here, bro? Albert. Oh, hello. This Albert? Oh, it's Javier. Javier, do you know Albert? We're looking for this guy. Albert, I don't think so, bro. Free sampling. You drew that, bro. You're vandalizing. Maybe we have to find Wait, look at this one, bro. I found a picture of you. I found a picture of you, bro. Seriously, bro. First of all, mine is not pink, but yeah, it's that big. Okay, you owe Albert Hoover zero. Insert the cash and exit stash. My god. Marin, check the trash can next to Hoover's house. Okay, bro. Whoa. Lwig. Marin, come. It worked. Lwig from the YouTube channel. What the hell? Lwig, bro, do the Ly, bro. Dang it. Maybe we exit the game and just try again. Okay. Do you have the quest order? Yeah, but Marin, I just got a text. This is what we missed out on. See, cuz we both talked to Ank. It's Stop doing the same thing as me and we won't glitch the game. Send me a message if you'd like some Nelson has put a I'd like to order. I'd love to pay off my Okay, which one do we want to click? We got to go to the stash first. See what our debt is. If it's going to be $0. Just do I want to pay off our debt. Just click that. Click that. I don't want to click it. I I don't want to do the same thing you do. All right. More ring that drop. Okay. Nice. 29 minutes. 20 minutes. Okay. I'll just Yeah, I'll just collect some trash actually. Yeah, as you should. King [ __ ] You know what? You know why that's good though? It's like we do all this bad evil stuff, but we also collect trash, so it kind of cancels it out. I picked up a trash picker uper. Okay, I'm going to go collect our dead drop. Okay, I'm picking up trash. Wait, where'd you pick up? It actually feels good. Wait, where is the dead drop? Dude, I want to I want to do this in real life. It'll be the stash thing. No. Hey, the drop is ready on the east exterior wall of Taco Ticklers. Oh. Oh. Oh, shoot. I messed up. Taco Ticklers. Where's Taco Ticklers? Ho. All right. I'm making some pretty good money on this trash thing. How do you need my butt money back? You made your butt money? Oh, I found it. Got it. OG Kush seed acquired. Let's grow it. needs water. Hit the hotel. I got you on the water. Wait, how do you have water? Where'd you get that? I made sure to pick it up from the RV before everything hit the fan. Oh, nice. Yeah, cuz I actually care about this. Wait, should I put speed grow? I want to put speed grow. 1% 2%. That's it. 3%. Nice. Whoa. Dang. Is it right? Yeah. Pour more water. Yeah, pour more water. We got to keep this thing growing. I'm going to go buy a packaging station in 10 baggies. All right. And actually any any garbage and stuff, put it in the motel room trash can. Why? Because you don't want you want to get rid of the evidence. Dury. Kind of ironic that people say we don't do anything for society, but we're actually cleaning up the very society that they live in. How are we cleaning up that? How are we doing that? I am. I'm picking up trash. Oh, I've picked up over comment down below, but at least 20 pieces of trash. All right, I'm coming back with 10 freaking baggies, bro. Okay, place the packaging station in the in the room. Awesome, bro. Yep. Nice. Yo. Okay, never mind. Forget everything I said. Close the curtains and let's cook. I'm harvesting. You're going to trim hedges, huh? That reminds me of something. I'm going to trim my own hedges. That reminds me of something. Shut up. Smosh. Smosh reference. Okay. I put all the baggies. Package three weeds. Is there a way for me to throw stuff on the ground? No, bro. Are you going to throw the product on the ground? Sorry. I'm trying to give it I was trying to give it to you. No, no, no. Just Just package it, bro. Just put the weed in the bag. Close the door also. Just make sure no one sees you. No one walks into our room and steals our weed. Nothing see here. We have actual enemies. I just want to remind you. Oh yeah, the himerdingers. Okay, I got to Oh my god. Cops. What the freak? Martin, get inside. Okay, hold up. I've got to buy a trash bag. That's not sus, right? Anyone can buy a trash bag. We're done. I'm buying a trash bag. And you left the door wide open. I told you to close it. I told you to close it. Open. Why don't you close it? Uh, what what weed do we have? What color is it? Is it green? What color is the weed? Yes, weed is green. Well, which what shade of green? OG Kush. It's OG Kush. It's OG Kush and has a calming effect. List for sale. Got it. Where? Where'd you list it for sale? Body search. Oh, thank God. I just have a trash bag on me. Okay, that's all right. I'm going to go for a drug deal. No, no, no, no, no. Why? Because the cops are roaming the streets. Are you crazy? I just got a text from Kathy. She needs three OG C. She'll pay 130. Okay. Wow. I'm going to freak out. Is this weed on the goddamn floor? Friendly. I'm going to count her off 140. Is this weed on the floor? Tell Just tell me one thing. Is this weed on the floor? One second. I'm negotiating. Oh my god. All right, let's go to sleep. It's too late to be dealing with this. However, I don't know if you can see it in your phone, but I did schedule tomorrow 6:00 a.m. to 12:00 p.m. One of us has to go to Bud's Bar to meet with Kathy. Okay, fine. Yeah. And don't forget to bring three OG cushions. Dude, all that trash was $31. Okay. I'm always going to take out the trash. Weed. Sell drugs. Sell trash equals profit. Yes. Okay. Not bad. Okay, now sleep with me equals profit. Let's go. Not bad. Our experience went up. You don't always need to make earnings, dude. Today's our deal anyways. We're going to make earnings today. Anyways, Martin, did you get a text from Mick Leven? I did. Why'd you say never mind? No. Facebook Marketplace Simulator. Is this still available? Head ass. Bro, freaking dang. We missed a deal, dude. Maybe I should have let you go out at night. Well, we still got Kathy. Yeah, go. Are you going to deliver it to her? I can do Kathy. Yeah. Or I mean give her the drugs. Well, I don't know. Maybe it might lead to the next thing if you give her the drugs. You never know. No, we're focusing. Found Kathy. I'm giving her the deal. Done. Give me the money. Martin, that was a easy smooth deal. I'm going to go get another grow tent. Man, I can't find potential customers. You know what? We just got a text. Check our text. So, uh Austin, go to Austin. Okay. Three OG Kush. I'll pay 35. Sure thing. You can negotiate. Don't forget. That's okay. Noigation negotiation required. He's just right outside the motel. It's awesome. Not bad. Not bad. Completed the deal. And there we go. I just paid uh Albert back. Nice. I'm going to buy some more. I'm ordering three 30 minutes. 1 hour 30. We need more weed. We need more weed. Pronto. Did you already use all the serve out all the stuff we have in the hotel? Uh we just have two. But I don't think people are going to be buying two weed. Two I like two weed. Yeah. Sounds stupid as hell. Want to buy something? Offer a deal. Here we go. Asking price. Dude, I just got another deal. I just walked up to someone. Cold call. Cold deal. Okay, not bad. Hey, make sure you throw stuff in the trash, bud. You talking to me? Yes, I'm talking to you, dude. You're the worst roommate ever, bro. Clean up after yourself. Jesus. Dude, is this you? Did you Okay, I'm sorry. Is it because we don't have a washroom? Oh, on the ground here. Yeah. What is that? That was Kathy. Yeah, I'm sure. Okay, we have to go. What? Oh, I have to go collect the dead drop. Be right back. Like the dead drop. Albert dead drop. Pawn shop. Yeah, it's at the pawn shop. Okay. Oh my god. Three OG Kush seeds. You got this from him? Yeah. And they're all soiled up right now, so it's all ready to go. Okay, I'll plant it. I'll go pay off our debt to him. Okay, awesome. Cuz you do not want to be indebted to these people. No, you really don't. These people like it's it stops. Pro tip, guys. Yeah, pro tip, guys. If you are young and dumb, just be careful who you owe money because they can choose whichever way to get it back. Dude, you think we'll ever buy like a mansion? With me and you, anything's possible. Really? Yeah. That's what motivates me. This is what motivates me is like having a dream life with you. I don't want a mansion. What do you want? I want a simple ranch with a pool that has a lagoon attachment and a slide and probably some animals to raise and call my own. Crap. Yo, homie. Can I get three OG Kush? Okay. Yep. I'll just keep him on standby. Uh, I'll do I'll do night time. Wait, Martin, I think we can get a second hotel room. Uh, Martin, close the door. Close the door. What? What? You idiot. I'm going to distract them. I had to close the door. Martin, distract the cops. Let them search me. I see them outside. Close the Close that up right now. I was peeking. I was peeking. I am in shock at your absolute disregard for our safety. I'm sorry. I just wanted to see what was going on. Okay, look, dude. I just harvested a bunch of weed. I'm going to deliver a bunch tonight. I This is going really well. Oh crap. We need baggies. Can you go get them? How much cash do we have? 134, right? Oh, bro. A lot. Yeah. And I have 270 on cash on me right now. I'll go deposit it as soon as Oh, I see. I see. Oh, these are only a buck a pop. I just bought 10 trash scraps. No, no, baggies. Not trash bags. Trash bags. Trash bags. I meant trash bags. No, not trash bags. Baggies. Trash bag. No baggies, bro. Plastic baggies. Yes. I need them like like pronto. If the deals I two deals in 30 minutes, bro. Come on. Okay, I'm coming with 21 of them. I don't know how to throw stuff on the ground. You know, it's okay. Just put it put it in here. Just put it in the packaging station. Come on. Nope. Okay, got it. Okay. Pack pack. Oh crap. They're waiting for me. Don't lose it. Don't lose that deal. Do you want me to take one of them? Uh, yeah. Put it on the shelf so I can pick it up. Be careful. Don't get searched. Be safe. I'll see you soon. Okay. See you soon, bud. Thank Kyle. I'm doing the deal. Doing it as you speak. Are you negotiating with these people? He said, "Cheers, dog." Yes, Kyle. Uh, no. Sam, sorry. Is is uh his satisfaction is 100%. I got to find this barber shop. By the way, hour and a half till shut down. Check the map. You s Yeah, but I did. But how do you see what what it is? Oh, it says right next to you. You zoom in. Barber shop. Okay. Police. You finished a few deals and some made some money. Decent cash. Police. Police. Police. But if you're looking to make some real money, you'll need to expand your operations. More products, some more customers. The best way to gain new customers to give a free customer to give a free sample to a customer. There's a cheap room for sale above the Chinese restaurant. Save about $800 to go. Okay. Did you hear a deal, Martin? No. Martin, are you there? I'm under arrest. I got to go. There. I got to flee the town. No. The police are hunting me. Run, Mar. I'll distract them. Okay. I got to throw this all out. I got to throw all my weed away. I'm with the cops. I got the cops. I got the cops here. Wait. Wait. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm fleeing. I'm there. No. No. I'm fleeing. I'm fleeing. I think I'm going to get away. I think I'm going to get away. Okay. The curfew is starting soon. I'm going inside. Okay. I fled. When's the When is it starting? When's the curfew starting? 1 minute now. Crap. But the deal. But the deal. What about the deal? Do the deal. Then get home. We never let our customers down. Okay. Go. Through the siren of night. You will make it right. Through rain or shine, Martin will be there. Okay. I'm I'm going to make it. I'm going to make it. I know the barber shop. Come on. I believe in you, bro. No. I can't look. I can't even see. Deal done. I got the deal. Get home now. Oh, [ __ ] Tell me when you're in front of the door. I'll open it to be faster. Open it. Oh, god. Get in. Get in. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. I'm sleeping. I'm sleeping. I'm sleeping. Go to sleep. Oh, there are monsters nearby. We can't go to sleep. There are police nearby. Damn, dude. Street rat, too. Okay. Not bad at all. Not bad at all. Okay. Okay. save $800 for a new property. We can do that. How much cash do you have on hand now? I literally have $300. I have 140. We're really close. What I need you to do right now is use the trimmers to trim all this stuff. Package it up real nice. I'm going to get out there and give some samples. Wait, pick that up. Give me that back. Now, here. Go get the samples. Go get the samples. It is a beautiful day to corrupt some mind. I love the way you think. All right, I'm going to bag up all this crap. Peter is potential. Shouldn't call it crap. What the hell? Oh, wait, Lauren. People have certain strains that they really like. Well, dude, I'm sorry. It's OG Kush only, bro. I'm scared. It's 83% chance of success. Oh, he liked it. Nice, dude. This guy's name is Peter File. Seriously, business with him? Yes. Yeah, they usually they have money, bro. Okay, I just got 14 weeds, bro. We're so good. Oh my gosh. Okay, organize the deal with uh with Austin. Okay, I'm organizing deals. Counter offer. I'm going to charge this guy $10 more. But look at the top for their friendliness rating. Be careful. Okay, Thompson and Construction. I'm Can you do it or do you want me to do it? You do the deal with Austin. I'm busy infecting the youth. All right. Do you know where the where the uh uh uh Oh, Thompson. It's on the map. Oh, it's right there. Perfect. Very close. Ah, there you are. Chloe Browers is at 67% chance of success. She really likes certain strains. Should I give her a sample? Yes. 67%. 2/3. Comment down below what you guys think's about to happen. And we got her. Nice. Yeah, dude. We won't stop until the entire town is smoking our freaking zoinks. Doinks. Smoke weed every day. Freaking What is that? Like I started scatting. That's so happy. Bro, we sell that freaking crazy cush that makes you scat. It's that scat pack, boy. Don't play. Okay. I have $572. Oh jeez. Oh, wait. We got to buy more plants. Yeah, we got to buy more plants, though. Should we start selling to uh Geraldine Poon? Um, sure. Oh, his standards are very low. He's balding. He wants weed that makes you go bald. Yeah, that's awesome. Okay. And he likes that OG Kush. Don't play. All right. I've successfully given out all of my samples. Now, my next step is I'm going to deposit the $140 cash I have right now. I'm giving a free sample to Lwig. Oh, he's going to hit the ly how good that stuff is. Oh, he just smoked it. He loves it. Give some weed to Mrs. Ming. Who the hell is that? Someone who's interested in our in our freaking stuff. Mrs. Ming. That's the biggest obvious most obvious under cop I've ever heard. Really? It's an undercover cop I've ever Yeah. Let's see. Nope. She likes it. Oh my god. You actually converted an undercover cop into a customer. Dude, that's how good our [ __ ] is. So, should I put all our savings into this new place? Yes, of course. How much money do we need now? I'm about to put Boom. Oh, what? My math is not that good. Yeah, we're 40 bucks away. Wait, Jerald Dean, he needs They need eight. They need eight for $370. Wait, I'm going to And I'm going to Do we have eight? I'm going to say yes and I'm going to deliver it right now. Let's go. Okay. Tell me when you do it. That way we can successfully expand our sick ass operations. Our empire. Our empire expands. Never thought I'd be saying Oh my god. What? Lwig is back. Did you see that text we just got from Lud? He said, "Can I get some of that bud?" Well, look, I only have one one weed left. One. I thought that guy was asking for 14. This one's asking for eight right now. I'm going to use all our supply pretty much. Okay, here we go. Completing the deal. We are rich. And we are successfully rich. Perfect. Holy crap. Holy crap. I'm going to deposit this all in the ATM. Boom. $1,172. I'm going in Mrs. Ling. Ming Ming. And I'm going to buy the room. Wait, that's where it is? What? Oh, it needs to be cash. It's a cash deal. Yeah, you just got our new landlord just hooked on our supply. Dude, that's the best possible situation. We We freaking make weed and sell it, and our landlord loves it. That's actually not bad. That way, we'll never get a complaint. We'll literally never get in trouble ever again. More baggies also if you can. All right, I bought the place. Wait, so we should start moving. It's upstairs behind my restaurant. She said, "Okay, I want to see how big this place is, Marin. I'm actually stoked to see." I'm packing up our stuff. Okay. Oh my god, bro. It's good. Yes, it's amazing. Oh god, I'm so excited. Furthermore, it is actually in a really good spot where we're a little bit higher up off the ground. Thus, we will not be seen as much. Sh. Have you seen our text recently, bro? No. Oh my god. Wait, is our phone blowing up, bro? Wait. Okay. Yes. Okay. Before you accept those though, we have to start growing. Okay. I'm going to order some uh weed from Bro, we just unlocked diesel sour. Wait, are we in the top apartment? Are we in the top apartment? Yep. There's a cop outside. Copo? Yes. Hold on the windows. Hold on the blinds. And there's no blinds. We have to buy them. Okay. Time out, Martin. What? I will be ordering a dead drop from our good friend Albert Hoover. Is that cool with you? That's cool with me, bro. How is this cool with you? Boom. Packaging station. Three seeds of OG Kush and three seeds of sour. Anything else you want, bro? What is this guy? Jeff freaking Bezos. This is awesome. Okay. Four of each. Oh my god, bro. This is freaking awesome. I'm customizing. Oh my god. Whoa. Okay. Wait. Is this the surprise, bro? You're holding a knife, bro. Me, too. Why'd you keep your Jord on? Get away from me, dude. Where should I put the grow tents? All back here. I'm putting my clothes back on. Hey, you're in the pot. Am I in a grocery? Good night. Another day, another dollar. Bro, I'm about to cream my pants. Street rat 3. And we just unlocked all of that. Street Rat 4. Bro, wait. I'm not seeing this. I clicked too fast. What's it say? What do we unlock? Comment down below. So much, bro. so much, bro. Oh my god. Our phone. Our phone. Oh, Martin. What? We're supposed to respond to these people on our phone. They all said never mind. That's okay. They were Bro, come on. They look at the prices they were offering. Bro, we charge more now. I'm actually pissed. I want us to be known for the best customer service. We just We have no weed though. I don't know what you want us to do. I know, but I think once you give a sample, you must dish be ready to dish it out. That dude, super important. We need baggies. Okay. And then we need stuff to grow weed. Okay. I'm going to go get the seeds though. I'll talk to I'll talk to what's his name? Uncle Nelson. I haven't heard from him in a while, so I really want to talk to him. Wait, we can recruit a dealer. The only way we do that though is we have to make sure that we re we reach a friendly relationship status with Chloe, Lewig, or Beth. So, we just have to deal with them, deal to them often. I have actually talked to Chloe. She seems pretty cool to the gas station. Oh my god, I just saw someone run over a cop. This place has gone to [ __ ] What happened? Someone ran over something? Just thought someone ran over a cop, Martin, what do you mean? What happened? That's good, bro. We We can't have them on the street, bro. Because we actually got a cell. All right. Whatever. I'm going to answer these texts, bro. They're coming in. All right. I'm going to say I'm going to say uh maybe late night. Yeah. Yeah. Push it as far down the line as we can. Also, if you're at the store, we locate another grower tent just to expand operations. Okay. Okay, but we also owed Albert Hoover $260, so we got to be kind. Oh, Martin, what? Shizz. Holy cow. I got a body surge with eight pieces of weed seed. Stop it. But I concealed it perfectly. Oh my god, dude. Oh my god. You just damn near gave me a freaking heart attack, bro. Get in here quick. Come on. We need to grow this. Let's do this. What do you want? Sour Diesel or OG Kush? Freaking OG. People have been asking for OG Kush. Yeah. Sour Diesel is Who's Who wants that [ __ ] Okay. Planted one. Okay. And I'm going to put speed grow in it. Yeah, that's right. I got speed grow. Nice. I feel like we'll get crossed. What do you Who are you going to pick to be our friend? Chloe, Lewig, or Beth? Now he's chill already. Lewig. Oh, I don't even have to say why. Cuz I love him as a streamer and YouTuber. Our phone is blowing up. Okay, we need to prioritize Lewig. He just placed a request. Give him whatever he wants. Don't even charge him. Okay, I won't. I won't. I love Lwig. I'm going to give him whatever I want. I can give him our whole freaking collection. He doesn't even know what we're doing to him right now. Oh, but Chloe, too. Okay, I have to do put the plastic bags on the rack. This going to be a crazy late night. This is going to be an insane late night. I'm ready. I'm I'm setting everything aside. If you have any extra cash, we got to make it, you know, deposit it. We need our money handy. I'm low. I have 10 cash and zero in the credit card. I say same. But we're about to make Yeah. tonight. Ooh, we're going to be freaking rich. Hopefully, ideally, nothing goes wrong. Knock on wood. You could be that guy, but there's always a friend who's just like, hm, something could go wrong. And sometimes that's me. Yeah. But that's okay. It's like I we need someone to think realistically as well. Can cops come into our house and search? Oh, no. Cuz I see them walking outside. I literally see them walking outside. I'll be I'll distract them. I'll distract them. I see them. I see them. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hello. Hello. I'm trying to get searched by these cops. Marin, are all the windows down? Yes. He's searching me. That's fine. I have a baseball bat, but he didn't. I wasn't tripping over that. I see you outside getting Wait, what's he doing to you? God dang it. Hey, don't touch me. What's he doing? He's like humping me. Hey, I know my rights. You can't help me. It's against my rights. Don't help me. Martin, are you seeing this? Film this. I'm I'm Can I can't afford a camera, but remember it. Okay. Yeah, I'm I'm definitely going to remember this. Stop humping me, officer. I know my rights. Okay. Weed 92% grown. Weed is 92% grown. Don't say that too loud. He's still outside. Yeah, true. Just shouting to him. Weed is 92% grow. Scooby-Doo and shaggy ass. Wait, Martin, we're going to be dealing in the night. Yes, I know. I know. I know. I know what you're thinking. It's going to be impossible. We're not going to get money. D enough. That's negative thoughts. All right, I'm harvesting this. Harvest, harvest, harvest. Then put it on the rack and I'll start packaging it. You heard me? Yeah. Here, I put the product on the rack. Go pack. Our landlord. Wait, we got to prioritize our landlord. She could evict us if we don't give her weed. Fact. But I think we actually bought this place cash. There's no rent, so she has no say in this place after all. Uh, get out of it so I can provide you with it. Okay, here you go. I'm in there. Police curfew until 5:00 a.m. This is going to be crazy. Okay. Have drop off started? No. Our deal start in two hours. It's going to be literally in the dead of night, bro. Okay. Who are you going to go for? And who are who am I going to go for? I'll go for the light ones. Give me some. Put Put some on the storage so we can split it. You have 20, right? Yeah. Here. Here. Okay. That's all good. How much do you have now? Poor I have 12. I have good quality ones that I'm going to give to Lewig and then I have poor quality ones for Oh, and mind you, I'm about to start growing some sour diesel. Oh, yes, you will. But what happens when you give someone sour diesel when what they really want is OG Kush? You changed their life. Be a pleasant surprise. Yes, of course. It's a stronger strain. People People are hooked on it right now. You want to give them stronger stuff. Oh, I see. This is kind of messed up, but that's fun. Okay, here we go. Oh, it's counting down. 19 18 17. I'm going to get moving. Okay, let's go. Be careful cuz they're really out there patrolling. Here's Lewig. Here we go. Done. I think he tipped me, bro. Curfew bonus, Martin. There's a curfew bonus. There we go. Kyle wants four. Damn, dude. Curfew bonus is so much better. All right, just Chloe and Kathy. That's all we need. Chloe, there she is. Is it her? Nice. Hey. No, I lost a weed. I lost a weed. I lost a weed. Find me. I got some. I'm at the hardware store. I can't find Kathy. Who's Kathy? Hamza, come to the hardware store quick. Okay. Okay. I'm coming. See me? Yes. Okay. Come here. This way. In here. She's right here. Oh my god, it's dark in here. Give her two. Give her two. Kathy is right here. You know where Kathy is? Yeah, right here. Okay, everybody. Oh my god. That's it. That's it for the night. Okay, let's go to bed quick. Wake up. I wish this was all true. Oh, wait. It is. Yeah. All right, let's see what we level up to. Probably a level five pimp. Let's see. Player earnings $1,86. Stop. Street five. Level five. Electric plant trimmer pot sprinkler. Yes. Okay. This is like insane. I I I can't believe it. So, we have Oh my god. Wait. Wait. We got more stuff growing, bro. And it's growed up. Okay. Let's make today the best day ever. Have you accepted a bunch of deals? Yes. All ready for the afternoon. Should you accept more? Is that what you want me to do? Okay. First off, I'm going to go pay off our good friend who's been giving us the seeds. I don't want any bad problems with him. So, that's actually a lot of money. Okay. We also need a lot of baggies, by the way. Don't forget about that. Yeah, that's what I was also going to buy. Okay. I can only give him increments of like 50. So, I have to overpay him, unfortunately. Wait, did he accept? Did he accept our overpay? I gave him 350 and it only registered as 260. Martin. No way. Albert just scammed us. Yeah. Well, you can't you look, you can't fight him cuz he's literally our only supplier. Oh my god. I'm actually My jaw is dropped. Oh, wait. Albert registered that. Okay. Okay. Our debt's only 148. He registered that. Okay. Good, good, good, good. Should we order another couple more tents? Holy crap, dude. I like the way you think, though. More, more, more. Well, maybe there's other stuff at the store. Store store that we should buy. Hamza, where's the weed? Dude, I know. I'm in the same boat as you. Guys, don't partner up with someone as impatient as Martin drug deal. I'm just trying to make sure this He just got the text. He said it's at the pawn shop on the west wall. Are you Are you close to it? Uh, I don't know. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. Keep going straight. Then turn uh right. Boom. Keep going. The pawn shop should be right on your left. That's a liquor store. There's a pawn shop right there. I'm going to go people. I'm going to give some samples of sour diesel. I got it. I got it. Martin coming home. I'm going to plant it. You could try giving some sour diesel to someone who requested OG Kush. But Beth, cuz this is Beth. I'm going to I'm going to do this. Here you go. Come on. Take the sour diesel. You're You're going to love it. Beth not interested. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Holy cow. So it's as bad as I thought it was. Yes. Okay. All right. I'm coming back. back. We got to go grow this OG Kush. I'm watering. I'm watering. Is watering before speedrow or after? It doesn't matter. It's all the same. Come on, Speed Grow. Come on, Speed Grow. Come on. There you go. Oh god. Wait. I have 10 OG Kush. Okay. Go sell it. Go sell some. Holy cow. I have it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Got to breathe. Just breathe. Bloodwig just require requested two OG Kush and we're trying to get on his good side. Martin, expire soon. It's okay. It's okay. Just do it. Just do it. Mrs. Ming, I just gave Oh, and I punched her in the face. I'm sorry. No, I just punched her in the face. She's our landlord. Just did her in the face. We need an auto packer. We need Okay, we need a dealer, though. We really need to hire the dealer. We need to expand. Ah, it's okay. It's okay. My heart breaks. My heart break. All we care about is Lwig, Beth, and Chloe. And those people have gotten their weed and been satisfied every single damn time. I'm gonna order a dead drop from Albert of 10 seeds because I don't want to be in, you know, can't have this anymore. I know. We're expanding. We got to actually like let's get serious. I'm tired. Yeah, exactly. Like, let's actually take ourselves seriously for once in our lives. I just like, can I be honest? I really thought this would fail and I thought we wouldn't succeed and we'd get arrested pretty quick. But to be honest, I am in the same boat. without Uncle Nelson's guidance. I was like, "Hold up. Where is our point of reference?" But his con constant contact with us has helped. Can you text those people back or whoever wants OG Kushk? I never been that guy. You know that. Can you be Is this really going to drive us apart? No. I just I just really want you Oh, the music just hit as soon as Look, I just wanted you to maybe just take on some tasks there just while I'm doing that. That's all. Just to make it more efficient. Yes, I know. But you're not listening to me when I say something back. This is really stressing me out. If this stuff is going to get in between us and our relationship, then this is going to really piss me off. But think about the money that we're making. I just want to feel like I'm being heard. You are being heard. Doesn't feel like it. Fine. Here, I'll do it. I'll go deliver him ASAP. You'll do it. Yeah. You're so much better. All right. Yeah. Want to deliver some Oji Kush since you want to freaking complain and I got to do everything. I don't want to fight anymore. Kathy, what? Hamza, what? I'm under I'm under arrest. No. Mar, come here. Come here. Go back to your room. I'm going to get between you and them. Hanza. Mar, get back. Mar, go back to the room. Go. Go to the room. I can't leave you alone like this. I can't leave you alone like this. Go to the room now. I'm being surrounded. No. What the heck? He's shooting me with something. Hamza. No. They took all everything I had. I just got convicted of the following. One drug trafficking, evading arrest, and 32 possession of low severity drug. They took everything, dude. Don't worry, bro. We're going to get it all back. My god. They took everything, bro. Oh my god. My life, dude. You just took my life. Seriously. Oh my god. I know I know I messed up, but that but I did not deserve that. Oh my god. This is a real path. This is a real path. This is messed up. I'm not done yet. I'm not done. I'm not done yet. Oh yeah. Oh dang. I'm stunned. Wait. No. Seriously. Oh, come on. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I said your nose was ugly. I'm sorry. Not enough. You want to go outside and enjoy the weather, bro? Let's go. Beautiful day outside. Yeah. I'm excited cuz it's summer. You know what summer means? After you. Summer means what? Fun. Fun. Heat. Heat.