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that is not healthy for you leaning up like that in my package what the frick is wrong with this is what i want to do right now my samurai brethren the tribe let me ask y'all a question let me propose a supposed situation a disturbing situation let's say you're out with your friends y'all at the movies y'all like the club y'all at the mall y'all wherever you and your friends normally be at right eating having a drink playing games whatever y'all do time's moving eventually it's time to hightail it back on home right but let's say you get home and your front door to your house is kind of cracked open a little bit and you thinking to yourself you had a jimmy neutron brain blast you know that you lock this door before you left the crib why is my front door cracked open but then you rationalize it to yourself like you're in a cheesy horror flick and you go inside anyway you go inside and this chick standing there what is that looking at you like these looking at you like you a steaming baloney sandwich and she haven't eaten in weeks what you gonna do what's up tube school court kitchen here and welcome to hatch now that whole scenario i made up at the beginning of the video was kind of what this game is about i think you just find out one day that there's been a woman that's been living in your house the entire time that you've been there i don't know why this is in japanese i'm gonna guess this is options that was quit the game okay this game contains intense violence blood and war if an enemy catches you you will up down up down okay uh diary day four i'll check the router again and the power is about to go out how do you know that day three there are some strange people outside my house it's dangerous out there day two part of the house is out of power and there's no internet connection they got that spectrum no internet spectrum day one i woke up to find a hatch in my room that's the name of the game telephone card i can still use it what have we here another horror game that's about to get slagged by your boy oh that's how you open the door okay um let's go ahead and look around find a flashlight it's a nice little spot magazine with the word magazine on it let's check out some of these rooms oh can't go in there [Music] lot your own house nice crib it's a little boring needs a some like wall art or something like that but for japan this is like a big house huh what was that you know in animes most people in japan being like those four by six rooms [Music] okay we can hide that's not a good sign we can hide flashlight let's get it t to turn a flashlight on huh dang this [Music] flying a can opener what was up with that work not just about the glaze past that you got a whole locker room what got these big old trash cans in the house i'm confused but a can opener would definitely be in the kitchen the word for bread is pon in japanese so i guess you could say your boy is always making that pond work you got a can opener ani open canned food this got to be the most are they trying to teach me how to be a human can opener okay [Music] what what are you eating that's crunchy and slimy what uh enter the intercom okay where is that at my parents always told me somebody ring your doorbell in the middle of the night it's bad news whatever it is yes um package delivery sir it's midnight i got to be the dumbest person wait what is this not my front door what um hello hello what the freak if you don't take your old crimson chin how did you get in here look at the profile we call these people slouchers her whole neck bone she like you got your whole junk just that is not healthy for you leaning up like that in my package freak out get out of here going to go about my business when her batteries eventually run out she'll shut up i guess oh i put it here [Laughter] what bro how did you not fuel an empty box you felt the weight on that now you didn't let what the freak hide in a locker [Music] what oh [Music] repair the router bro this took a turn this took a turn give me [Music] [Music] i can't run what oh see buddy get her ankles rock ah get right this is what i do all right all right all right all right bro she moving kind of quick i gotta find a locker there's music bumping too hit him in the middle where the locker is at this music get in there get in there you ain't seen nothing i still got that suit my sindesta in my head that's going to be in my head it's going to be in your head all day now i got to repair the router though bro you is how you go cap why her eye roll back after i was already dead see the thing about this game is they don't tell you where anything is at where is the router even at is she running an airbnb like what kind of room is this [Music] why why do you have this in here just leave all the doors open oh there it is right next to the kitchen fix it fix it fix the router fix the router fix the router look how long this is taking this is oh i'm about to hop in this trash can real quick yes sir yes sir uh-huh [Music] the weight of music just cuts off like that immersion killer i'm intrigued i don't know when to leave this trash can so we're gonna one or two a skittly dilly do all right all right fix that round here keep on working on it i like how they give you like a little warning and she sees you instrumental in our victory today wait wait wait wait wait see i got radar bro i got radar i don't even i can't even see where you are but i know that you're following me get radared bro get radared all right come on come on through come on through [Music] look at her look at her freak out here broom head why is your hair so starchy freaking got final fantasy 6 hair no gravity affects it don't don't be do that camping stuff that was barely english but i held on and a sentence came out fine where the kitchen yep router is right next to it why don't you go upstair oh my god she went back to over where the router is bro if this girl is over here again i'm a rage oh my look at her right where the router is did she just walk past that back to your room i hope there is a checkpoint i really do because i hate overpowered enemies and horror games more than anything don't be in the stairway that's not fair all right all right gotta start memorizing this floor plan that's only gonna make it easier for us it took me a half [Music] i don't know where she is all right if you oh my goodness why is she so fast right now she getting faster bro she definitely getting faster trash getting trash [Music] this lady is by the door dude it's not fair it's not fair only get one shot to do this one there yes [Music] look at these graphics how did that three dollar jumpstare get me day five today a strange woman came into my house and chased me she might come into my room i'll take a picture of the hatch just in case what is that gonna do find a camera okay there's an old camera in my brother's room brother's room is the door have a name tag brother's room how about we do that starting to think this isn't really your house lady or may or sir you don't seem to know where anything is huh are these a bunch of amazon echoes or something on the nightstands what are those brothers room okay across the hall from my room desk key is that i got the camera i thought i was clicking on the usb this whole time check the breaker [Music] hey what the i can't the game is like really scaring me it's so bad that it's good i'm home whoa guys what is the deal here why is everybody taller than me dude aniki [Music] what am i playing it's been a long time you don't look so good are you okay by the way the power's not working in some places can't you do something about it how about you do something about it do something about that freaking hair too all right is this you know how that they be turning around like that in the movies what was that she's walking around now his room's locked i don't know with this grasshopper of a woman i don't know what she wants but i do know she hangs around the objective which is a bunch of baloney look at you looking like your lumbar hurts looking like you got lumbago why are you leaning forward like that see there's no way you hurt she got them lying back her shoulders she got that michael b shoulders she bout to come through this door if you don't kill me i got smart is it this thing we figured it out all right what you doing over there girl i like how you can do the task without looking at it now let me just go back to my room after this please back to my room back to your room let's go she ain't gonna find you yep goodbye goodbye loser loser that's what i do look at these places no nothing about this game makes sense these baldy basic freaking graphics look for clues hold up hold up i didn't read what i was supposed to do today aniki came home after long absence i don't think anakin knows about the hatch but someone in my family must know so my objective look for clues have a meal with this chick walking around the house you want me to eat something talk about look for clues what hold on hold on this was not here like this knife where you at girl i don't know where she saw me from but i'm going over here there's a knife that's a scoop dig up a carrot oh we playing minecraft people we're playing minecraft the game literally just told me to dig up and carrot well i'm getting chased by the japanese momo i'm done i'm done my objective is dig up carrot there is a seven foot nine murder maniac on the loose no dig up a carrot this is the most sprinky dink horror game i've ever played and somehow it's kind of fun carrots let's go that's okay use item just keep a lookout keep a lookout keep a lookout i don't think she gonna come out here i don't think she's gonna come out here i don't think she's gonna come off she's gonna come i don't think she's going to come up rinky dink horror game on this rinky thing oh got in the locker right in front of her wonder if she saw me she went that way then open the locker from this way just digging up carrots don't mind me oh oh she magically knew dude give me a checkpoint after this please give me a checkpoint after this checkpoint you gotta carry it make carrot juice with the juice machine i'm i'm actually dumbfounded i don't have i don't have any words for this how did she see me from the inside freak is this key to the library uh oh oh oh making moves making moves what's this bro she comes in here i'm dead [Music] how does it take this long [Music] how does it take that long to go through drawers [Music] yep there she is okay [Music] she left the door open slime boat come on baby come on baby come on baby come on baby credit card okay wow wow dang it if i just keep looping her like this i'll win got a lot done that time come on keep looping with me girl i got all day respect it respect it back to your room notice how she stopped chasing me bro she stopped chasing me because she went to my next objective location [Music] where is she she probably hanging out right over there you can't make this up done i don't fall lice won't work seriously yeah do you notice anything strange in the house hmm i don't even know who's talking maybe a little stinky that was him [Music] i worked so hard for these 14 second cut scenes brother i'm questioning will it be worth it at the end of this will it be worth it move the freaking laundry basket run the washing machine this girl is operating like nothing is going on what does my diary say about today i couldn't find any clues i'm gonna clean my house for a change look how fast i went why can't all the things zero out of six zero out of six what humongous what oh there's trash there why is she about to walk through that glitch glitch game freaking baloney trash bag oh you just gotta pick it up yep trash take that thank you oh there's trash right here okay was i supposed to get scared from that oh my gosh guys there's a teddy bear it almost ate me there's a jump scare they played a scary sound and it jumped in front of me i did i i i i don't know what to do so all the spirits just helping me with my chores now what you pointing to it like i can't see it like i can see the trash bag is right there question is what's about to happen when i pick this up put garbage bags in the backyard she's back music came back on just get outside get outside oh this way thanks for the help what did she just get remixed what the freak was that [Music] where do i begin where um i want to talk about this cake we could but you run the risk of going to jail this looks like a toddler on something go go go go you are dude oh guys i don't i don't feel too good mr stark i don't feel too good mr stark back to your room okay man child over here has disappeared i can only surmise as good for our health oh he didn't disappear what does this mean run run run run run as fast as you can can't catch me this is the worst horror game bro there's no way there's no way dude this girl said hmm [Music] y'all know the torture that i'm being put through right now if you could just take a second semi slice that like button um this is what i want to do right now this this guy right here that we're looking at uh busting his cranium on the wall repeatedly this is loki where i'm at with this game [Music] who's that you are you seeing this is everybody just hitting growth spurts my boy you're a foot taller than you was last time anarchy what's that that is my dark side your dark side i'm gonna go kill that thing uh yeah oh well my brother's dead my brother is freaking dead um how you get bodied by your own dark side freaking loser get back to my room key the door is locked enter the room through the window uh what window what window are they talking about i don't know what window they're talking about right now is there a window [Music] [Music] find the tools in the garage why did that just trigger while i was over here they just keep adding new rooms and stuff mr garage bro come on now [Music] giving y'all speed strats y'all want to play the game once you get to the garage park i showed you what to do gotta run around the house move them upstairs go back crouch open he freaking got me as the garage door opened i need to find a ladder i need to find a pickaxe where's the ladder oh there's that there's a ladder okay pickaxe is around here got that locker set up a ladder to climb all of this you know it's been about 30 minutes i forgot we were trying to get into the bedroom all of this why is my bedroom door even locked look at this scum bucky i have no shame i'm leaving idiot idiot let me find where this freaking ladder goes it's over oh let's go ladder [Music] so how you gonna repair the window he can just climb in the window now what these baldies basics graphics is really bothering me anakin find panicky's body uh we know exactly where it is i can't believe this game is still going i can't believe it bury any key in the field so i got this man's whole corpse in my inventory right now let that sink in people just let it marinate in my inventory a whole entire corpse [Music] hatch ladies and gentlemen hatch oh how gracious of them to show me and bury my freaking brother [Music] oh i think i'm gonna be right they're showing us this information and there's gonna be someone over there not letting us get it why can't i move why can't i my game's broken i can't go that way oh there we go got it wait wait there's no freaking way there's no way that this man just spawned [Music] alrighty then we got two enemies both with broken programming [Music] got some progress this lady's coming on that side light work light work going there easy easy mode i don't even feel like i'm recording anymore it's been that long that i'm just doing this like skip all the entertainment skip all of that i'm just like out here trying to beat this at this point at most only one more loop or we might not even have to loop again going for gusto here got the dice back to your room oh look at this guy look at this guy they really tried to pac-man y'all know i grew up on that i know when y'all going for the flank now you're about to get body look at these idiots look at these freaking idiots open the hatch if they can come in here i'm turning this game off i got the dice okay i just put the credit card in what's even ringing right now hi hi what's going on no it's it's nothing what just say it all right i couldn't get the hatch open why don't you just open it like normal it's locked what there's no luck on it just open it bye wow i had to click and drag it this game don't die it just doesn't die um um [Music] how was i supposed to climb down there why was she on my bed doing a headstand climb it's not letting me climb dude i can't it's not letting me go down [Music] escape escape escape from the house step out of the gate um she's chasing me help me i know exactly what gates are talking about oh they blocked it off again what's on that bull ah [Music] what was that it's raining package uh move inside the box whoa whoa that is dark oh who body parts are these is it me that was me it's the dark me it's been a long time you don't look so good [Applause] [Music] i'm sorry i should go bye [Music] [Music] do [Music] [Applause] [Music] my guess my name is curry king [Music] you win perfect