today's episode of the nand podcast is brought to you by rocket money factor built in Game [Music] Time hello folks and hey bear welcome to the Nate land podcast I'm Nate baraty Brian Bates all right Aaron Weber Dusty s all right uh we're all back uh y'all were here last time but yeah yeah uh now you're done you're off the road huh off the road for forever a while yeah just did your last show everti last show ever uh no I got I leave Wednesday for 10 days okay yeah but it's basically done it's I I leave Wednesday because I have to go to I'm in the American Century uh Championship the golf tournament on NBC this weekend oh wow so I did it last year and so I'm going back this year and so I play in that uh this weekend and so then then I gotta go to La for a couple things I don't think I'm I might not be here next week actually but I'm not and then uh I go to La for a couple things and then I got APLE roblas then the great outdo Festival in Canada I think uh bismar North Dakota maybe some something else uh Winnipeg you know there's like a who you playing with this weekend do you know no no we're find out Wednesday okay they I think they usually try to put the comics together so I'm sure I'll be with like cable guy or Rob rle or something like that uh but we'll see if you hear a little noise L's decided to get the trees cut down during the podcast so welcome uh just if you want to know what it's like being married to Lura you know why we don't have a front door stuff like this to get it done no time better they're hard at work I think it creates a real man atmosphere for the podcast though you know we're like there some trees being cut down in the back you know yeah we've got someone else to do it for us Yeah well yeah we don't want to kill ourselves that's right you want to go out there though where would you be if this was your would you be underneath the tree with them I'd like to watch them mulch the trees I do like that when the tree I like to watch trees get cut down and I like to watch them get mulched yeah is that cuz you're against global warming yeah yes yeah yeah well you know is that your only way to fight back yeah is you cut down the tree cut down the I'm not necessarily for the trees being cut down but if you're going to do it I want see be there if they're already down yeah I want to see them be mulched and then the mulch goes back into the Earth that's right you know you're just giving back yeah get it get it going you know sometimes there's too many trees in an area you got to get rid of some let the others grow a bit you know yeah I could see getting into that like where you're into like uh you gota I guess what do they do they do that for fires like where they yeah they can burn it out yeah they have to but they have to take some trees down a controlled burn a controlled burn yeah yeah yeah yeah there was something about smoke jumpers on something the other day I forget I don't know where I didn't I never watched it but they were like about to talk jumpers yeah the guys that jump in the fires oh cuz there's fires right now in California so it's I don't even know what they do but I think they come in from the top because they can't get in how do they get out they don't yeah it's a Nexus of the universe wow could two streets intersect yeah but they jump in What are they do when they get in there start fighting the fire all that always right yeah yeah they do that oh they jump in with like a saw they their way out go right to yeah they have like a ton of stuff packed in their clothes and you better not forget something like yeah I mean it's a ton of stuff forgot my canteen yeah an initial attack response on remote fires they parachute in uh wow once arrived on site smoke jumpers utilize similar strategies to Hot Shot Crews and terrestrial Crews to extinguish fires they use axes to to dig trenches around the fire's perimeter to isolate the Flames from further fuel sources so I think they try to get to them quick they're their first responder to fires they once they're done they hike to the nearest clearing and then they get picked up by helicopter again they get helicoptered out yeah okay that makes sense but you got to make it to that clearing yeah yeah but they got to get to it quick because it's like so they're like hey this fire started here we need guys to it now so they go fly jump out parachute they don't have to hike because the fire is in the middle of nowhere that's pretty wild like when you leave for that job and your your wife's like be careful it's like there's really no point in even saying that yeah right okay I'll try yeah yeah it's not really up to me yeah well I bet you still say it just cuz what are you going to say be safe yeah you're like all right be safe and you're like the second that plane takes off the air it's you don't hear enough about this job uh yeah I mean I feel like smoke jumper should be talked about more often shortly after smoke jumpers touch ground they are supplied by Parachute with food water and firefighting tools making them self-sufficient for 48 hours wow so these are real survivalist a reality show at that point though it doesn't seem as dangerous this was a movie in entourage the show this was a fictional movie uh where where Vinnie Chase played a smoke jumper I remember that now you know they had a in that entage they did like Aquaman they did Aquaman they did a show called Silo that became a show a lot has come to fruition Silo what was this Billy Walsh wrote the movie called Silo in the show and then there was the show Silo yeah um about silos something like that yeah futuristic kind of oh yeah it was like they're in a silo they can't get out of the sil a do or something uh yeah I watched it four or five episodes and then I've never I don't know if they ever got out I just kind of bailed on it I don't know what that says about the show and I think people like I just I think it just got kind of busy yeah I think I was thinking about beyond the Dome was that another one where there was a PA shore no there's a TV show called The don't I think that they just drag it out it's like just make it a movie and let me see it in an hour and a half yeah yeah that's the problem or just a limited series where it's one season and you don't have to extend it indefinitely foras it's like there's never any completion you get to the end of the episode you go oo I got to watch the next one and then you get to the end of the season and you're like oh now I got to watch season two it's cu the people that are making these shows do not live live regular lives yeah and they have time to watch movies they have nannies or they have no kids or they have you know what I mean so like their whole life is like watching just every show that drops and like once you the middle of the country that has family is like you dud we could handle uh one Everybody Loves Raymond yeah and then that was it you couldn't I can't get involved in a 18- hour show right yeah a show that you watch for half hour once a week yeah yeah yeah but they did yeah I just finished season four chosen now there's a season five I'm like come on guys is he going to make it or not just let me know what's gonna happen they're just dragging it out yeah there you go chosen great by the way I know you don't like it but I don't I don't say I don't like it I have not watched it oh yeah yeah don't start yeah I previous episode I that you said you weren't a fan of it well I'm never I don't know I I just I don't know I'm not a fan of like you know like creating people from the Bible and like you know I feel like it then puts a picture of what everybody looks like and they may not look like that yeah that's what I'm kind of so best not even to imagine it in your head yeah so you would say just watch it with your eyes closed yes just listen to it an AIO yeah read it with your eyes closed too so you don't like you know you know you don't paint a picture in your head as you I always think of uh I think of Noah I think of Aaron you yeah why yeah that's like the picture of Noah you have in your head yeah just hearing huh yeah cuz I have more of a Dusty now Dusty's Abraham I like that yeah yeah yeah you're one of the women you're like a Roman you're like a Roman a Roman well cuz you know I feel like the Romans had no beer he's the Roman yeah he's the yeah that'd be the Roman you want nailing I mean he take long he doesn't have enough power to get that just he's like I'll just get it over with he's like I'm sorry I'm trying my best TR to nail that nail on there yeah that's not the guy you want that's not the guy he can't get it through is there not a bigger guy that could get this through in one motion this guy's doing multiple hits that is true I'd hit my own he's not even hitting the nail and you sit there and go golly dead got hit my thumb and that guy's like it's half he goes hold on he's got I got to I dropped the hammer you're apologizing sorry sorry I'll get it yeah he's like this is brutal [Laughter] dude uh well we had a good fourth was there I'm wearing my Caitlin Clark hat I wore it because I was going to wear it I wasn't here last week but we went today because I did show in Indianapolis for the Indiana Fever play house that Caitlyn built yeah it was uh uh they have really cool they have really cool jacket somehow it's been taken from me I think but the WNBA is hot now I'll be watching a lot of YouTube videos on Caitlyn clar Clark drama I'm into it yeah yeah I've been w we w i watch uh I've been watching the fever games uh still not watching the games but I watch a lot of highlight I've watched I've watched her games I've watched the whole game yeah yeah the last I mean I have them I record them on uh I record them and just watch them oh yeah and go back and yeah here's you in that fever jacket this is this is on the Indiana fevers Instagram yeah oh look at that yeah good jacket that is a good jacket Dustin Nickerson said all these people here to see someone else now I know how the rest of the Indiana Fever feel yeah yeah he did it way better than that yeah it wasn't that all right yeah I'm sorry well how did it go it K killed it was uh he's like all he goes all these people here to see uh Nate and now I know what the players feel like on the Indiana fi was better than that too more of description he kind of gave it like he was what do you do it oh this is so many I'll do it with Dustin wow wow oh that's overwhelming thank you there's no he said there's so many people here very disrespectful it was I feel horrible about that here's why it was I think M was the best it's not good impression B you're doing an impression no one knows so you're just being mean to Dustin like it's not like anybody listening is like man that's dead on I mean it's close enough majority of people are just like God like I mean the only thing you're going you're hurt Dustin's feelings that's what I'm hoping I'm starting to I'm starting to wonder if this was even that good of a oh it murdered dude it murdered he said a lot of people here to see somebody who isn't me now I know what it feels like to be one of the other people on the Indiana Fever yeah boom exp czy explosion yeah anyway sorry about that dust local I like that I got three versions of that joke though I feel very acquainted with that joke now I went down well four counting that first yeah impression I got a little carried away there Nate just went down I like you always you like to tell them huh you like to let people know I went down I went down yeah yeah I just lowered my seat I I was up too much I don't think I like being up you know when John reap was here he was down his seat was down and he seemed very small I don't feel like you seem like that when you've gone low you remember how small he looked yeah he was sitting next to me yeah head was like up to here move a and over here he doing all right there Johnny it's a optical illusion uh did anybody have anything to you wanted to yeah I did uh my show at the lab at Z Wednesday night all right sold out show so many folks came out thank you Aaron for being on it absolutely man everybody there was like we thought Dusty was GNA come a lot of refund uhhuh last minute refund well I am sorry about that guys but uh I went to Alabama so it was a lot of fun well at least you had a good reason I went to see some family yeah yeah yeah it was a good time yeah but it was a great show thank you for everyone coming out next one's August 14th August 14th there you go there you go you doing it monthly like it's going to be a residency every other month or something hopefully monthly okay nice I sell enough tickets boom i' imagine like most podcasts don't have to deal with like cutting a tree down can you imagine like a real this is a real thing man I feel I'm sorry everybody I feel bad for people people this is like a legit this is a real podcast yeah yeah yeah this is our four year anniversary today we're doing this four years it's a real Tennessee podcast though like we got stuff going on out here yeah I don't think anybody's surprised by it but I mean I think got to be like the Tria down the backyard who plans it for 400 pm. Monday the day our door got taken out was a podcast that's right y it was a bit late to get started on it so hot I think that's the problem we we're going through it right now it's it's it was it's 100° yeah middle of the day yeah yeah it's like that real hot is anybody else you have any nothing nothing your life's nothing no I did boring life I had the Weekend off yeah I mean I went I went to Alabama but you know it just uh had a good time yeah you know nothing nothing yeah just boring I saw you made a video about the rain or something y'all got caught in the farm oh yeah yeah I bought some land uh near my dad so we went to look at it yeah and then it started raining so we pulled under the barn and uh yeah we just hung out under the barn in Alabama yeah two states now yeah does it pump up against your dad's land yeah it was my uncle's land okay and he got an offer to somebody offered to buy it from him so he offered it to us because my dad's been using it for you know 50 years but um so it would if it got sold to someone else and we couldn't use it anymore yeah so now I own it you own it and your dad's still using it yeah your dad made up like a bandit but I wanted to go check it out cuz my dad wants to do some stuff to it so I wanted to you know were they forcing your uncle to sell it no like somebody made an off my uncle's like 90 yeah and somebody came along and said I'd like to buy this land so my uncle said I'm going to sell it to this guy unless you want to buy it I got you and maybe they were forcing him but he he maybe there was no other gy that could be true well I did think for a minute he was trying to use me for I'm I'm happy that he sold it to me cuz I wanted it and I kept telling my dad W you ask him if he'll sell it and he's like oh he ain't never going to sell it so I'm happy that happened but but you know when he when I I called so he called my dad and then I called him and I said yeah I I'll buy it I'd like to buy it for that price and he goes and we talked for a while everything was good and then at the end he goes well I just hope that guy doesn't make a better offer now and I go well me too yeah and then we both kind of laugh about it and then you know then it ended so I I felt like he was using me as leverage but apparently the guy didn't make another offer so it all worked out all right that's funny that he went back he did go back to that guy yeah to try he used his nephews to keep the land in the family yeah used his leverage used his leverage try to get his nephew up yeah yeah and I think he did but fortunately the guy was like nah that's okay yeah congrats dude yeah thank you like a little B Gates yeah M buy Farm real little someone commented last week that you're such a good ad reader that you're going to be a great dad reading to your daughter how about that and then I see a video of you reading to kids yeah I did I read to some kids the Dorfman uh who uh are own the Zan's Comedy Club here in Nashville Andrew owns an an orchard in Mount Juliet and he does story time I don't know how often once a week maybe once a month and all these amilies come out sometimes it's a hundred families out there and he's trying to get comics and other people to come read so I came even read a story interesting kids are tough crowds I've had a kid for three years he's never asked me to I was the first one to do it okay I was the you know you're too big a name to get now yeah you know what I mean I'm I'm available he's already he's reading down the woods anyway so might as well yeah might as well have some people around yeah yeah I love to read a kids book I'm in yeah come on out and do it yeah breeding or in Mount Juliet when they posted a video you reading and doing a little dancing well I didn't know I signed up there's some dancing too I didn't know about till I was halfway in it no I'm out the toy I'm out you know that song just pick a pick a probably you can probably make a demand I'd have your agent reach out and say and say I'm have your lawyer reach out's not he's not dancing he'll read the books but no to one book no voices no voices I like old Tess goes only old test and they go we're going to have it be a kids book he goes no something from the Old Testament so you only read the old yeah major profits yeah yeah no minor ones yeah yeah real big deal stuff MH but you'd be great at it yeah he goes R he'll do or heill will do dancing but then he wants to do Revelations yeah so it's you decide what what Dusty do you want there you want to dust do you want to dance in Dusty well you going get a Revelations Dusty yeah or do you want no dancing the Old Testament you know that is the problem with reading the Bible to your kids it's like there's like serious stuff going on in here I'm like I don't know that I'm ready to explain this yeah you know yeah yeah well it is their eternity so it's probably a lot no I mean like I'm like and then they you know then there was death and destruction and I'm like yeah I think that's what church does like Bible they kind of ease into it a little bit yeah not thr the weight of the world even like a Noah story you know it seems fun you're just loading them into the ark loing some animals into a boat but you know then the rest of the world is killed well you don't you don't think about that part of it yeah yeah yeah I think you just don't you don't men part yeah there was a comic when I first started I've been trying to track down who said this bit it was an open mic in Nashville he had a bit that every night before he went to bed his grandmother would read him stories from the Bible and then his mom or his his dad who's not very religious was like can you stop reading the kid I don't want him to read the Bible so the grandmother started reading him Lord of the Rings but never told him that it was a different book so wow wow he just thought Lord of the Rings was the Bible it is just very funny bit I don't know who it was I like maybe that was Gary 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mean I'll be in the neighborhood I'll be in my house watching TV and I'm like what is that noise and then I go out and it's just some guy blowing off his driveway for no reason it's like there's nothing on there just go inside that's what I always want to say what are you doing out here yeah that's when you go to the farm yeah you think you one of your Farms do you like a leaf blow would you use a leaf blow I don't think so I mean I I think one day I might do it but I I want him to get quieter with it is that pretty much the rean bit yeah yeah it's kind of yeah well I bet he hates it yeah uh start you guys comments Michelle Elizabeth I was so upset when I didn't see Nate but Greg Warren killed it I've always loved him but dang wait I've always loved him but dang he is so quick so funny and he seems to be very kind and genuine he is very funny he is a very funny but dang is not supposed to really be in there it sounds like it's a but I always loved him but dang dang he's so quick yeah I think she was trying to do Dusty yeah yeah yeah yeah okay yeah I always love him but dang he is so yeah he exceeded even my high expectations of him yeah and Greg is the best dude very mean guy I found just in general off when the podcast is not on very mean demanding he punched me a couple of times last last week yeah I was here he's an old wrestler yeah uh Matthew pal Aaron is the king of subtle jokes and references that none of the other hosts get the man drops a Zenga reference in an ad read like it's nothing every week he leaves a little Easter egg oh thank you but that's you know usually the mark of a bad joke if nobody you're with gets it that's what I'm thinking Matthew you and Matthew Powell are bonding here the rest of us are like sometimes I put on a little private show for Matthew Powell yeah on Aaron land yeah yeah that's for Aaron yeah yeah don't put that on us Matt pal might not have a good sense of humor uh and that's why Aaron's his favorite and the subtle jokes uh but that's good I think you and Matt maybe you guys get together sometime yeah yeah man mat he's just dying with you you're like who's your buddy you brought that wouldn't stop dud Holly it's the complete chaos just I mean pulled up in a qu AAC it's just 50 trucks no one can get anywhere uh Kelsey Kirkwood I was so happy Aaron called out Dusty on the way he says city names it's about time dude yeah it's about time I don't know apparently I say uh cities like I'm comparing them to other cities is that what you were saying yeah we'll notice it just you're going to say a city at some point this podcast what's the city in Alabama uh opica yeah is that like at the end of the show he'll pitch like like I'm going to going to Albuquerque yeah is that it the context of how you're using it sentence doesn't lend itself what I'm talking about I'll point it out when it happens yep uh lean Henderson last night I had a dream that Aaron won the July 4th hot dog Eden competition this led me to wonder who would win a hot dog new contest amongst you for and how many you think you could each each could eat uh I mean I I wouldn't wet them so I'm down and i' want ketchup that's the part that's so gross dude yeah I'd want ketchup so I could probably do you had a contest yeah I would go up there and I'd be like I'm here for the hot dog yeah I'm going to enjoy it enjoy the hot dog so with with ketchup on it the guy who won I could eat I could eat two maybe three first of all Joey Chestnut wasn't in the competition this year so it's like it feels like a fake year it's a weird like a bubble year or something he did he signed a a contract with a competing company or something and they excluded I thought Netflix did something with him too who knows Netflix supposed to live stream like Joey chist I thought they were but I heard nothing about well the guy who won I was watching his form he's eating three hot dogs at once yeah and then he's dipping the buns in hot water I don't know it's hot water that's the part that makes it gross they they were talking about it oh yeah I can't El what I I I thought you could tell maybe maybe he was going yeah he was Shing his hand it was boiling water he just like he would dip it and just go God but he wanted he even said using hot water the interview after he like when Joey Chestnut wasn't doing it I thought I might actually win this year and he won dude how many did he eat I think 58 or I think 58 and Chestnut is like 62 64 on a bad that's his bad years he hit 70 one year right maybe 70 or 72 like he's Chestnut is not even in the 50s he's 60 to 7 it's like crazy yeah he ate 76 in in 2021 yeah so it's yeah I mean it's not even it's not even like it's funny though when you cuz I would I saw it and it's like up there then they're like you know they're like they go to this guy and you're like this guy's ate five pounds of fudge and they're like and you're showing them he goes he's the world champion of fudge eating you're like oh he goes he's up there in the hot then they scroll over to the next guy and like he drank five gallons of lemonade there's the lemonade guy yeah this is the lemonade guy yeah the Joey Chestnut of lemonade this big dude the LEL Crawford looking guy in the middle he just gulps it yeah it just looks like he had a long day that guy on the like he like he just got done working and he just goes y'all have any eliminat this guy crushed those guys yeah ah he's not even phased he crushed it yeah I think you're just done then wow some of these guys [Laughter] have yeah oh Eric Badlands book dude fourth straight title Legend fourth straight title Legend Domin other guys that be the new thing to watch if Joey chest it's out then I guess you're going to head to Lemonade to watch a guy you want to watch a Dynasty uh yeah but yeah it but it is I always like seeing because they show this guy if he's around that much longer is eating uh 12 bags of popcorn in under three minutes and you're like oh all right you get 40 hot dogs you like well that's not that good they go why can't he do more is I wonder if like Joey chis if you go why are you not doing lemonade then and he you know if he's like well I can't how about solid foods yeah not while bad lands Booker is in the it's not even worth it right yeah right did Badlands also do the hot dog I don't think so do you think they only do one is anybody that does two I don't think you can do two on the same day dude don't know I don't know he's like the show Otani of bad lands life yeah he's like I'm just uh I'm good at drinking yeah he's like I'm not that good at eating I think he's pretty good at eating though Badlands look like he'd be eating too yeah I think he has like he had the ice cream record at one point yeah I think the real winner is cholesterol you ever you guys ever been at in that food eating contest no other than your donut crisy green I did a Chick-fil-A chicken biscuit eating competition in high school MH underperformed I'm not a speed guy it was him versus him in the mirror it was just for breakfast I did a a oyster eating contest one time raw oysters oh cuz I like raw I used to like raw oysters and I thought it would be like it'd be in the shells and it'd be a race to open them and eat them but it was like just a full cup of just raw oysters disgusting and so I like I had no idea and I take it and I drink like three oysters and I look to the guy to the to the the right of me and he slams down his first cup he's already drank it I just got off the stage I was like I'm not even I'm not about to make myself sick I already lost to this guy yeah I'm done and it's I don't know I I don't understand how people can do that oysters I don't ever understand when people say they like oysters because it's just like you're swallowing you're just swallowing uh so disgusting like I've done it and but it's it's like about the sauce and you put on a cracker and then you're when someone's like man I love oysters you're like well there's not really what do you you love swallowing uh you could do a steam you can do a steamed oyster too where you know you put a little uh you know get a little hot butter or something on it get a little yeah I don't think you do this oyster and go that's good like a plain oyster you couldn't go that's good You' go that just was like I swallowed yeah you do a little cocktail sauce hot sauce I mean it is it is fun like if you're sick that's what it's but I think it's about the sauce you think you're right I think yeah it's just like a lugie it's just like yeah I know but I mean but that like I've done it but you put on a cracker but yeah when you get done with it you go I don't you everybody's like man I love oysters you're like I don't see how we used to do oyster shots where you put it's like a little Bloody Mary but like a little shot you just crush up an oyster in there too and do that it's like a little Bloody Mary thing but you have a bloody mary but it's just a you know like a like tomato sauce and you know yeah alcohol and like horseradish oh and the oyster and the oyster so you're having alcohol with the oyster yeah yeah why not yeah I mean what's the point O wild well it's just you know it's like you're at a SE you're at an oyster place there was a place called pearls they were all about the oyster so you had all these different oyster things and they are really good I don't eat them now but they are really good we would do once a year in in college we do the Thunderdome oneon-one what's up you challenge somebody it's me against you trash can in the middle one full Solo cup of beer per minute until somebody throws up Power Hour how you win not a power hour but this is one full one full Solo cup of beer per minute until somebody throws up oh and that's how you win as you okay Outlast the other guy okay where at Notre Dame yeah that's cool that trash can and this is where y'all go and we're supposed y'all run the country out of there that's cool man this wasn't a university sanctioned if you do it if you if you're if you do that behind a gas station you're a loser yeah oh you got to have some pageantry I mean you got to have an announcer got be a degree it's got to be a degree you want to at the end of the day show up and go yeah there's got to be structure to it you know there's got to be a guy and a referee shirt who's kind of running things yeah did you win I did not win I only yeah I'm terrible at it did anybody win it's just the yeah some dud some dudes W yeah yeah 11 11 12 Beers it's crazy to watch yeah I about four then it's just the volume just the sheer volume of beer yeah you throw up that's cool man uh what's the time limit on the hot dog eating is it five five minutes 10 minutes no yeah I think it's like 10 I could do 70 hot dogs in 10 minutes I could do four I maybe get through my first one in 10 minutes I don't I'm not a big Nathan's Hot Dog fan I don't like their hot dog to be honest even though so that's what's holding you back you think these guys are enjoying the taste of them though yeah I would have won if it wasn't Nathan's I would say let me can I do a Oscar Meyer yeah I like a Hebrew National there you go I don't know if I like keber N I like uh Oscar Meyer ballpark Frank I go can I do Oscar Meer with the ones with the cheese inside of them I would be there for the hot dog this is like when you wanted to do chocolate covered donuts for the dut eating competition that was a mistake yeah that did hurt me but I go if I'm going to do it I would like to enjoy it that's right who won the dut eating competition oh yeah any CES yeah yeah now but Aaron yeah Aaron won but it was Aaron did not do what we thought he was gonna do based on handicap I did yeah Bates was the surprise how many did you eat like eight I think yeah wow yeah they hot crispy creams no no no they were cold and they were you know that's one one thing I support the microwave on is a Crispy Cream you put the Crispy Cream in the microwave heat up for about 30 seconds it get so soft yeah 30 is too long do about seconds I haven't done it in a long time it's going come out of bagel if you put it's be soft it's like8 to 10 seconds okay I haven't done it in that long it's been a long time you really don't use microwaves do no I don't yeah but in the in the past I I would put one in there it's liquid would you ever would you if we could get one of those vest the dentist wear would you use your microwave mhm well the the stuff's in the food then whatever yeah radiation oh okay so but you're fine because Crispy Cream you're like you're already eating something so well I don't really eat a lot of Crispy Cream yeah it's all I like donuts a lot man I do too I really do I like them I like to go to like a if you could find a real like kind of local doughnut place wherever you're at get a oldfashioned I love an oldfashioned donut yeah yeah Dunkin I'm not a f Dunkin Donuts that's a weird I I I'm blown away that like up north like people just can't even wrap your head around hey you would like a duckin donut I feel like they haven't had Crispy Cream apparently across the street from zany they're about to build a Dunkin' Donuts yeah Dunkin' Donuts is they're just they're just taking over and I'm so disappointed by it I know I don't what would you rather have I'm sorry you saying up north they do or don't they do love Dunkin Don okay so I'm saying I don't but I like to me I I don't like it at I don't like it that much that I don't like you know even if I want a doughnut if I go get it I would always be disappointed in Dunkin Donuts yeah and you say you're getting disappointed in Crispy Cream they're not the same either but even their bad ones are still good a good dut a good yeah but chrisy cream is just on it's it's their service and their you know if they if they shut down I think they partnered with McDonald's I think they're in trouble I'd imagine this Charleston used to have a Crispy Cream where they had the conveyor belt and that you would see the donuts come out on it and then you would see it go under and get glazed and they would get them right off the conveyor for you yeah well that they they they had that at other crispy creams but the odds of you catching when that's happening is there's no there's no like uh system anymore there's that's the thing is that's the problem with Crispy Cream and there's there's no like show to it anymore it's just you get there and you're like yeah we did that four days ago on these donuts and you're like okay yeah and they got a hot sign and you're like hey the dut's hot they're like one dut is it's the one you don't want what is it's a pink donut all right well uh Ken fogler after discovering the podcast I've been listening to all episodes in reverse order it's fun listening to everyone slowly become less successful that's funny okay M uh I think Bates be surprised Bates think you were huge at the beginning mhm yep I didn't even exist yeah uh keny Fullerton my family and I recently traveled of Panama City Beach all right Florida we made friends with another family in the pool asked where they're from the mom Amber said opica Alabama I got excited media said do you know Dusty slay she said yes she does know him and not not only knew of him but she was supposed to be his date to his senior prom I was so excited to meet someone who knew him personally and pested her with more Dusty questions oh kiny uh do you know Amber well I don't I would have to know her last name but I I I I don't even think I would you have to know the last name how many girls named Amber were you supposed to go to the prom well I didn't go to my senior prom I didn't realize that I was supposed to go with someone I'm sorry I'm sorry Amber I had no idea she's waiting at front door dress I'm sorry Amber I didn't know that that's sad it is you can make it up to her but I'm glad she's doing well I mean she says uh she's got a family the mom Amber said opala so she got kids now so and they're down at Panama City Beach swimming in a pool yeah yeah they're doing having a good time yeah yeah that's sad you're supp to yes didn't even go to your honestly I didn't even know I had to date that might a CH I might have went Amber you got to let me know next time yeah did you go to any dances in high school I went to most of them why not prom do you remember what happened well prom was like a whole thing they wanted you to rent a tuck you had to like really do up a thing I had like prom I had like one tie coat and shoes that I think I wore to every school dance yeah so but to prom you had to really go all out so you asked Amber to the prom and then you just didn't want to get a tux you're like this is too expensive I guess I mean I had a lot I had a lot going on but uh yeah I mean my family wasn't trying to rent me tuxes and things and you know you making 515 and hour were at the gim Bobs of the western Siz it's like that tux money goes a long way yeah that's a week's worth of work yeah just to lose your cliffing exactly poor Amber uh Dan Hennessy hey Nate getting Corey chav autograph and Corey is three years older than Nate probably 21 18 at the time and his mom had to go get it for him is way more embarrassing than Brian's story of Brian as a High School freshman getting another high school players autograph who was on the cover of a recruiting magazine all right thank you Dan I agree no that none of that's true at all what part's not true my mom didn't go get my mom got a ball the ball from the game that was used that's why and then then she said oh well his Cory Javis is his favorite player and I was still in high school I think I was graduating high school and he was so 20 and 17 then maybe yeah and then yours is it's a high school yeah yours is a High School freshman to another High School fresh my guy is playing college basketball I mean college football well mine was now mine was not actually on the cover recording magazine he was just mentioned once in the magazine yeah yeah that's well that's make the didn't you walk up to him when he was with a group of people too yeah and did they laugh when group of players Yeah Yeah well yeah you're living in leanon back in the day it's like you don't meet a lot of people exactly this guy was in was in a magazine was mentioned in a magazine one time yeah Cory jaames was like a star of vandermill so people were getting his autograph and then M we we got the actual football that's why what are either of these guys up to now uh I think Cory Javis does uh draft stuff I think he's like Radio podcast that kind of stuff I don't know what his dude I've lost contact with Carlos Gro but um I hope he's doing well he's most famous for getting in a fight with Shaq in college okay Corey Javis is a uh analyst for college football games for CBS yeah an NFL draft analyst there you go how about it yeah 48 years old 45 three years yeah yeah but he got drafted he was second round played Pro I mean he was a big deal in uh college for Vandy so I don't think it's that crazy and and the ball I got was used in the Tennessee Vandy game yeah it's pretty sweet and so and my mom was there so I didn't go I didn't go ask my mom to get the autograph my mom did my mom just got this for me he went up to a group of high school kids yeah did that go how you thought it would Brian yeah no I I think body Liston still agrees with Dan I think everybody yeah I think people have fast forwarded you think Hennessy is his real last name uh I guess so Hennessy Dan Hennessy next comment from Michael Jagger uh it is Michael I wish you used a different first name to do your joke uh Michael Lotito oh could yeah Tios Michael the Tios yeah you could have is his name is latio could have done it I wonder if that's one of those subtle jokes we don't get Matt Powell is on is rolling on the floor right now guy he's like this guy doesn't stop this guy is so good tell me more about Thunderdome and is good yeah uh Michael latio because it is funny that's Hennessy and then Tito so you really should have just used the actual real name you read it and everything that's uh brutal tap from Bad News baits the Euros Copa America Wimbledon and the Olympics are this month might be the best sports month in the last few years that's insane I mean I should have clarified sports that people care about there you go there you go now last week I said um I asked I just asked the question is July the most boring Sports month of the year and we all kind of said yeah I mentioned the Olympics did you mean you didn't mean this specific July you just meant in general year cuz I mentioned this year at least we have the Olympics at the end of the month the first two things I don't even know what he's talking about the Euros is like the World Cup but just for Europe and so is Copa America yeah yeah I watched but America got knocked out I did watch uh uh Ronaldo and uh mbappe France and I watched that game Portugal I watched that whole game and I watched it because it went into penalty kicks and I was like watching it like and I was like I wish I guess known that it was going to be G to go that far you know yeah but I but I watched it but I watched it because those two guys were playing so I was like you know these are two legendary players uh so that made me watch that and then Wimbleton uh I mean I'd watched the final that I maybe watch the last day of it that tennis yeah but I yeah uh I think I'd watch the final match if it's like jokovic or something yeah if it's someone I know people also pointed out Formula 1 tour to France I'm not into formula one tour to France is like yeah I mean there's it's those a huge worldwide I know yeah yeah we're talking about your four guys from the south right it's a bad time for sports that's what we meant I wasn't even here but that's what he means yeah no one and look we watch but no one in the south is excited that the Euros in Copa America Wimbledon and the Olympics no one that's like yeah you know is it the Winter Olympics or the summer it's the summer summer olympics well people are excited about the Summer Olympics as much as they're as much as they can be well some it's winter in the other hemisphere I don't know if it was I'll be excited about the you you got basketball you got you know but I mean they uh everybody who's watched I think us in the Copa America and then they got they lost so then you're like our country is out were you bummed about that I'm mainly familiar with beer manalo's Copa Cabana yeah that's the Copa I know and that's what you listen to All of July yeah exactly exactly Miguel malach Mal maloon Miguel malan uh that's that's probably right what you just said I remember seeing Charlie Murphy from the Dave Shel show a few years before his passing when his show started he instructed everyone to get out all the quotes from the Chappelle show the crowd had on their mind to avoid Interruption to his act things went sideways quickly but after five minutes zero interruptions and one of the best shows I've ever seen have any of you considered doing the same uh I we don't huh it's just be so funny for me to go out there all right y' I'll yell out all my favor just yell get rid of it plant joke they they go nothing they anybody get that's the one time I took questions at the at a college I think I've told that story on the inter right after the special anybody any questions and this was maybe right after the Tennessee kid aired uh and I was doing a theater at I want to say I want to say it was near Florida State or something something and uh I was like I don't have any new material then I go out there and like I'm like I don't have all new jokes so does anybody have any questions nobody yeah nobody had a question yeah who are you yeah yeah and I like I was in a theater but it wasn't a big theater it wasn't sold out yeah and there were people that were there because of me but they're not they're not like on top of it you know what I mean so then yeah they just go no I got nobody all right but I bet that was such a problem at his shows Charlie Murphy's oh yeah yeah that is the best way to handle it John Witherspoon would do that too because he was in like Friday and a bunch of other really popular so people would just yell those out the whole time so rean would do it at the end and because I think people would I don't he did not do it uh I I actually just saw rean at Ryman but he I don't think he did it at then but he would do it at the end so at the end he'd be like his Encore to yell you know the big yellow one's the Sun that in the middle of a special yeah he's I'm in the middle of a TV thing right now yeah yeah yeah so they're just they're yelling cuz they want to hear that one thing but uh no we uh sorry uh I wouldn't I don't remember the old jokes so I I remember a couple super old ones but I don't remember Starbucks the coffee I I just don't remember them because you just had to write new jokes uh so no I've not you know yeah I mean Charlie Murphy was on like the biggest show of our lifetime one of yeah and his thing was quotes he said on that show yeah so I think that makes sense for Charlie Murphy John Witherspoon all that you know I I understand why it it's it's great that he did it and that's how he should do it just come out and be like just yeah go five minutes you know I worked with uh uh I'm not Tim Wilson uh I'm just Biff from Back to the Future Tom Wilson Tom Wilson and he comes out and sings a song off the top answering every question you know about Biff from yeah uh was Michael J fox nice yeah yeah all that kind of stuff yeah get out of the way that way yeah yeah oh that's good that's funny yeah and he yeah that's a good way did too Dusty you want to tell us about Factor oh yeah here we good segue warmer sunnier days finally happening fuel up for those days with factors no prep No Mess meals get to your Wellness goals before 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active thank you factor good job will Rucker I have heard on two episodes now Dusty mentioning people get mad at him for stacking papers I'm wondering if it makes it hard for you to focus and be yourself when so many people's specific pet peeves are aimed directly at you I try not to mention things like this even to my kids because I find it makes people feel a lack of freedom to be themselves uh I think maybe in the beginning of uh you know being a public figure uh that it would bother me but uh at this point you know what I mean though I'm not saying come on guys who do you think crazy we're all public I don't think Andrew Jackson ever said that about himself you don't think that you're public figures though you don't say it oh okay you don't say anything but you're you're what I mean is you're a person who's decided how often do you tell people you're a public that may be the first time I've ever SE I think I think you walk in you go I'm a public that's when he tells Uber drivers and they go what do you do for a living public figure of a public I don't think I'm a private go ahead but I yeah Bri's a figure but I think that and he was dying for the public to know about it that they just won't listen but public figure is better than saying you know a famous person or or whatever but you're like you've put yourself on now some people know who I am something like that or just say I'm a comedian but is public figure not better than people know who I am I mean the Kardashians are public figures I guess but they are very famous people yeah being in the cultural Zeitgeist you know I just think that we've decided to put most of our lives on display aess celebrity and so now people can call you out on everything you wear everything you say every word you pronounce every uh you know every move you make I'm not the most public of public figures but as cultural taste makers we need to but it's like when you do a podcast like this you can get immediately called out on things so and then the comments are secondary call outs yeah and then we spend the whole half of the episode reading the comments of people you know and I stack a paper and then I say public figure then you guys mention it and then people will comment on it and then you know now now it's a thing now be a whole thing yeah but I feel like just got to let it roll you know you are the public figure of this though yeah yeah yeah we're all you know here who we send out yeah we're all dude I just pulled up I just pulled up your Wikipedia have you read your Wikipedia in a while I think it's the bio he was the youngest comedian to have ever performed the grand old operate after having been eclipsed by fellow comedian Aaron Weber he's widely renowned for his clear and crisp use of the letter T often inserting this letter at the end of words with traditionally in with the letter d people don't know how to fully pronounce a letter these days this is what I'm saying the third line of your B this when you're a public figure this is what happens this is what you have to deal with somehow people can just add whatever they want to Wikipedia uh he listed you listed in the Army that's why don't you go ahead and list that I was supposed to go to this that' be hilarious if Amber's already on there is he bailed on Amber that should be in there you did why didn't you go you ended boot camp because of legal reasons I don't know did it say that yeah yeah well that's not true After High School he enlisted in the Army but did not attend boot can due to Legal well I got yeah I got arrested couldn't get chipped off Wikipedia spot on yeah due to legal reasons yeah yeah I mean I don't know how Wikipedia even exists and they always like fund us fund us I'm like defund Wikipedia that's where I love Wikipedia yeah but you know you go to read my bio and you're like he has a widely renowned for his clear and crisp use of the letter T so you're trusting this this site well is that true I think that's true we've covered that yeah I think it's what you're known for I don't think so but uh people seem to think when I when I use the letter d That's a t- sound to them yeah I'm just pronouncing the full D I saw a comedian the other night how was he let me tell you something yeah clear crisp pronunciation of the letter T how often did he say the letter T more than you think yeah bent yeah I was bent over with laughter yeah no I'm I used it the right way I mean that's a t yeah yeah oh man I'm so glad you said public figure and not me can you bent over and grab me that yeah yeah that's what they think I'm saying yeah but I say Bend lift me a hand LIF me hand yeah yeah that's what you're doing that's what you're known for butake yeah bunt well that that's out of T bun that's good public figure people don't know how to pronounce words and then they try to call me out who is this is this uh Matthew Powell yeah just Aaron's secret it's me and you Matt we're in this together bu when you go to these idiots don't even know what I'm talking about up here all the little nuggets I'm dropping throughout this podcast dude Victoria Brown looking for something fun to do in July here's a PSA for Shark Week on Discovery Channel it is usually the third week of July every year but was bumped up due to the overlap of the Olympics all right fun well that's a good segue because today we are talking about sharks oh look at that Shark Week is this week come on Victoria Brown bring it it in what is Shark Week is it just something by the Discovery Channel or is it something by sharks I think people have been getting attacked by sharks just there been a lot of attacks so sharks are starting to like be like this is our week yeah yeah there's been a lot of shark attacks only during Shark Week yeah this is when they're they come out but is Shark Week like like Arbor Day or Labor Day or no do you know what shark week is I yeah but I didn't know if that came from something else no it just came from Discovery Channel yeah okay it's be I understand what you're asking it's become it own thing almost but it's just Discovery Channel does a week on sharks it it's become just Discovery Channel Shark Week because you know Discovery channel does Shark Week so they do a week of sharks yeah but I didn't know if they did that because it's a national day of shark there's no what day cele I have no idea we have a whole day for trees why don't we have a day for sharks we don't need the trees are different Earth Day we have Arbor Day which is just trees oh yeah but no one even knows what Arbor means Tre more people celebrate Arbor tree than shark week I don't think I don't think they celebrate shark week cuz everybody thinks we're doing an episode on it right now because we have to talk about something it's public figures is what we got to do we we need something yeah we got to talk about sharks might not like to because they become public figures right they're like all we're trying to do is eat down here and they just want to blend in I bet if you're a great white you are like a great white and regular people are the other sharks but you as a public figure is a great white cu body's searching for you yes so when you and a gray white go to the DMV you have to be like hey could you talk quiet obviously a lot of people and they go why well I'm a public figure and people are trying to hear in on this conversation I think you guys think public figure is bigger than got some bottom no I don't think I think uh I think everybody I think the person that's the public figure does not should not say I'm the public figure that's the that's the I felt like that was the the the you know like the lower way to say the humblest way to say it uh a good one monster these are another these are weak matches it says oh yeah luminary that's a good one dignitary big wig big wig well that's what I say I'm a SLB I'm a VIP big shot yeah that's what I H dog I'm a star I'm imminence what were the strong matches there are no strong match matches dude yeah there is right in there someone someone exactly yes heavyweight exactly that's what I'm saying so and so notable someone that's yeah notable notable notable person yeah I just yeah I like in the linelight I'm someone out here yeah Mogul I would just say I'm a comedian but there's a lot of comedians that no one knows yeah but you just say I'm a comedian and then you go since I've became and everybody does know and it doesn't have to sound as gross I do call you the Top Banana very often what about a high Muka yeah the big enchilada uh oh big kahun is here the big cheese just walked in the door uh the big cheese enchilada with a side of banana just came in talking about Shark Week the holiday Shark Week go ahead of all the animals do you notorized your own notary you're a public figure they go you need a notary you go I actually don't because I'm a public figure I witness for myself yeah I'm my own witness yeah this show is brought to 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join bt.com Nate make sure to use our URL so they know we sent you join built.com snate to start earning points with your rent payments today terms apply of all the animals do you think people were more enamored with sharks than is shark an animal any other animal say it's an animal well I was looking up something recently because it was when they P to talk about sharks and because it's I don't think you say fish right you don't say fish what do you call Fish I know but it does dolphins are mammals Wells are mammals yeah yeah but then what is a shark I know it's a is it a fish you don't really hear it it's called shark that's but it's different than a fish yeah but what is what kind of animal is it I thought it was a fish yeah We're Off to the Races here with the shark sharks are fish part of the subclass elasmo branch which includes Rays sawfish and skates I think that is a perfect example of you Dusty because you fish but they're kind of like I'm not even though you're a human you're like I'm not like these other humans I am a public I'm the Top Banana yeah you're the big big enchilada of humans and so that's how sharks are sharks are like look they're like a fish they go technically yeah sure sure I'm a fish but I'm a shark you know what I mean Dusty's like listen we're both vertebrates yeah but outside of that but outside of that right you know yeah you know I can't go to Walmart wart at uh noon um that's true they're coldblooded they have fins and they breathe with gills so you know mammal's breathing with like a like a mammal with lungs yes yeah shark has Gill it's a fish just a certain type of fish but you're right I mean in the sense that you don't think a sharks is you think they're their own thing yeah they're running The Showdown Dr Pepper yeah Dr Pepper is its own thing that's right and everybody thinks yeah it's owned by Coke yeah and they own spple too yeah lot of people don't know that sharks have no bones do you know that I think I did I think I knew that no bones do any fish have bones I guess do some do yeah yeah most of the fish do I think probably because it gets wet it's too wet to have B all cartilage right yeah it's too wet to have bones and they have rows of teeth right like if a tooth tooth breaks a new one just rolls in yeah great white sh just infinite amount of teeth there I mean I guess at some point they would run out but you'd have to 30,000 teeth in a lifetime no for Great White keep growing them yeah teeth are cartilage too yeah how could anybody ever know that I think teeth are calcium how could anybody on the Earth ever know that they have 30,000 tee count them there's no way well I agree with that who could who could this is this goes back to the same SLE size so you watch a shark for a year yeah and then you go how many teeth does it go through for a year and then you go a shark is can live I don't know how long they live then you expound on that you know you extrapolate they go a thousand teeth a year so they watch the shark if you go a th teeth a year and they live 30 years that's 30,000 teeth how are you watching a shark even lose a th teeth how can you tell first of all these sharks all look the same the teeth look the same too I don't think you're doing it in the wild I think you have it in captivity so you have in a cage more teeth not necessarily a cage but a controlled environment where you can keep and you're just watching you tag them you tag them too I know but be but your teeth so his teeth fall out you see it at the bottom I guess you better only have one shark in there because you so you got to have one shark in there no I don't think collecting teeth on the I think you you you get the shark and then you look in its mouth and you see if it's missing teeth I know but then the new one comes in so what if you missed you know looking in its mouth I don't know these guys the shark teeth counters yeah you think it's that what if it is that specific of a job what do you do for a Liv I it Toth because if you're if you're going to throw out a 30,000 number I think it has to be that is a bold claim to make be able to back it up I think there's some intern and they're like let's do a study on how many well that's but if you're then like so we're we're doing a lot of scientific decisions off interns that but they're in the field you think a lot of sharp tooth counters have a lot of sharp tooth jewelry yeah like a lot of necklaces with sharp I don't know I bet they don't want to see it at the end of the day I like to leave work at work yeah yeah yeah how many do they have at once they go to Panama City and they go no thank you they got more than 32 I'll take some con shells but since they're gums work like conveyor belt and teeth grow back um almost you know what's funny is like the episode is about sharks and Brian says I don't know a lot I'm not making fun of you but it is I just made it funny because it was just you go what about this you go I don't know I know I just I just need to tell you my facts okay stop asking me questions well I just want to follow up on that that most sharks have five rows of teeth they can have as many as 3,000 teeth at once so that 30,000 number doesn't seem as crazy right 100 per day they lose up to 100 a day so they have to have 3,000 at one time so now you say 30,000 now that's doesn't sound crazy anymore right so it's a hundred they lose a up to 100 per day yeah and they have 3,000 3,000 at once so they just watch the shark and then they they go he's losing these 100 teeth easy how do they tell they you count a shark's teeth you let it live and then you count it the next day day how you losing so many teeth though it's like you're just eating you're doing every imagine if you did everything your teeth you have no hands I don't lose you got to open doors with it you gotta you know but there on do you know what I'm talking they don't even eat do everything with it they don't eat every day probably I don't know yeah that's a tough one to know who would thought of that to look that up on a sharks eat every day Brian bit sharks week is just he goes it's a a weeks will be tough to months that's what his that's his Shark Week ep one to two days go I don't know about a week how much do they eat I don't I don't know I don't I don't I don't know I know a couple things but sharks can go days weeks months and sometimes more than a year without eating so what are they doing with their teeth yeah you're losing a lot of teeth if you're not eating in a year I don't know dud I just feel May eating your teeth just agree to disagree okay sharks can't kind of kills the podcast no we're moving on from the teeth you think it's 30,000 I don't think I think you're out of your mind I got one more thing about teeth sharks can't get cavities because they're coated with a fluoride their teeth well they lose them in two seconds so that's probably more why you don't have time to build a cavity yeah why yeah and what would they get C they don't have candy it's coded with fluoride cuz that's what's in the water we dumped all our fluoride in the and that's why teeth are covered in fluide why he's losing they don't 100 teeth a day cavities just come from Candy what would cavities come from um I don't know okay yeah don't believe the fluide myth well I don't think that's why they I think you just took it a step further than Nate was going it's tooth decay that form in the hard surface of the teeth it's from sugars from food and drinks that produce acids that destroy tooth enamel okay so it's from bacteria anything with sugar yeah okay so again candy so basically well soft drinks oh well the Sharks do have soft drinks what do they have candy huh no that's why they don't get cabage but yeah but I thought we agreed that they don't have candy but then soft drinks I think they do I bet they do regular Coke yeah Dr Pepper even love it oh you're saying can't get Chum I bet there's some sugar in chum could be yeah there might be some kind of say where are they getting these cavities if it's usually that's a good point yeah they don't have a CH they're you know I bet it's just a fun fact they like to share well they're just trying to brainwash on the floor most animals don't get cavities because their diets don't contain a lot of sugar or refined carbohydrates I like to say this sounded insane when I said this but it is I am dead on it's because they don't shark they don't have candy but you it's not just candy that you get sugars and refined carbohydrates from is what it's saying uh it is all sugar though that's candy but the general idea is you get cavities from Candy it's saying it's sugar which is I like that they it says they chew bones sticks and grasses to keep their teeth clean I like that that feels like the opposite of what we would do to keep our teeth clean like if you were chewing if I came in and you were chewing bones and sticks and I'm like what are you doing and you're like I'm cleaning my teeth yeah yeah and they don't get cavities but they see that's what the fluoride thing I don't you're just throwing that in you're like well they have fluoride in there you're like yeah but they losing their teeth every day so it doesn't really matter and then you you know losing a 100 teeth a day but hey no cavities guys yeah keep one of those teeth for 60 years see if you the cavity yeah yeah see how but I don't know if they will cuz there's no candy but maybe they eat a person with candy yeah the trash in the ocean and stuff they're probably getting some sugar 60 years on an American diet sugar and plastic no I'm saying they're eating all kinds of you don't think you can get a cavity from plastic no it doesn't have sugar get some other stuff plastic that's right um female sharks tend to be larger than male sharks that's why the population's down it's cuz the males aren't want to reproduce Uh I madean that part upor oh did you I think with animals it's that way a lot with animals the females are larger than the males name one other animal where that's the case well I don't know if it's an animal but like a spider spiders the males are all and the Ants AR always oh there's the queen yeah the Queen's real big yeah but as a normal female ant bigger than a mail lamp uh no but the but the one that breeds the the important one the big yeah yeah humans kill 100 million sharks every year wow 100 million according to Leonardo DiCaprio yeah yeah that seems wrong yeah I had a joke about it oh okay yeah kind of launched my career you know heard that pretty good joke he says nothing fun yeah um there was a because I I agree with you if you told me to guess the joke is if you told me to guess how many joke sharks were alive I would have never said 100 million oh yeah yeah I yeah 100,000 maybe alive yeah we kill a 100 million a year throws it out there no solution yeah out there no who does it I mean he just humans is it us is it America or is it other figures I think it's America it's the public figures of America I think it's most of our presid I would think America would be the our Senators killing it the Le our cruise ship I think we're the least yeah cruise ships you think cruise ships just mow down sharks in sharks follow cruise ships around because they dump so much stuff off of them sugar now they get cavities there you go so maybe the Sharks along the line of the Carnival Cruise is like yeah I have cavities dentist all day long are a mess they say a lot of older sharks that that are not as good at hunting will just follow these cruise ships around and just eat the food they dump off are they I don't know if they're dumping food off I think they're dumping all kinds of things I've worked in a kitchen you just dump stuff outside I don't but I I do not think the cruise ship is dumping their food in the ocean I don't think so either no you they wouldn't get away with that you guys live in fantasy land dude no I'm not dumping all kinds of stuff off that boat no not public what do you think they're doing with it they're they're bringing it back and then uh they put it in a bag and do the right thing and send it out the ocean all they do they do it legally that's what you know okay I don't think they're like hey we're just G to do it on our own you don't think somebody in the kitchen of a Carnival Cruise I'm not saying stuff doesn't get thrown off but I'm saying well that's the whole discussion I think they dump the waste and everything just right off the boat no no no they keep it and then it goes out and then they package it then dump it yeah they put it in the sewer system back at home and then that dumps into the ocean yeah but they're not just but they say that like fish really follow the cruises around well I would too yeah yeah you can't blame them why would you though if they weren't dumping food off well I'm sure food falls off I think Birds grab food I think there's a lot fomo I mean they're having fun up there yeah yeah there's a lot of stuff what's fomo fear of missing out oh okay you never heard that you never had fomo have you no yeah you will now though now that you know the name of it yeah that's the problem yeah no one has it so they know the name of it then they're like man now I have it yeah uh let's just say you're never missing out too someone thinks they have phone M the older I get the more you realize you're never missing out nah whatever is happening will happen again yeah there's never going to be the people it's happening to will forget about it and move they don't yeah especially nowadays you're the idea there is this fear of missing out nowadays even more but no one's doing anything even when people were like this was so epic you should have been there it's like you shouldn't have nah shouldn't have been there yeah yeah um sharks can smell a drop of blood in in the water they can they can uh sense tiny amounts of blood and water from three miles away wow you believe that MythBusters proved it how did they prove it they put a shark in a pool and they a three mile pool no but they can detect one drop of blood in in up to 25 gallons of water so they put in a swimming pool and dropped a little blood and I believe that though I believe that a that's their thing and what did they do they it swam to the blood mhm well it's going to swim there eventually if it's cold right you're right you're right everybody he's like I want to go over to where everybody's standing because it was again fomo so the sharks like well I guess everybody's over here and they go look at that how you go three miles out I think sharks are that's the it's the apex predator I think it it gets it the blood's in the water I'm like I'm there a drop of blood from three miles away now a drop of blood was was 25 gallons of water but a tiny amount of blood whatever that is was from three miles away okay so yeah my if my leg gets chopped off three miles away sharks coming that's going to be a lot it's you're calling all the sharks from three miles away yeah wow that's a lot that's a lot of sharks in a three m radius of me in the ocean after I got thrown off a Carnival Cruise oh yeah and they get there quick MH you I don't think you get back on if you get thrown off there was a kid that jumped off carniv yeah that was like that was Haunting he died to watch did he M I'm pretty sure yeah you don't get back no it's a crazy draw I mean it's just yeah you know terrible that's so terrifying there was a guy the last year or so that fell off and treaded water for like 12 hours really well maybe Tred then and then died no no they they got him oh well there he died how would they know he shredded water well I don't know how do they know you can smell blood from three miles away how does anybody know shark ttin yeah MythBusters uh have you ever heard punch a shark in the nose yes that's not a good idea but say punch it in the gills oh there you go find the gills real quick in the ocean where are the gills on a shark side yeah yeah what you mean where are they I don't know you find them right away shark coming at you you go obviously the gills are located on the is pretty tied up basic Shar everything yeah that's not even have you never seen the side of a shark okay yeah I guess look they're pretty pronounced yeah yeah I mean you got to get around his mouth but uh sounds like a guy that that one's got a bait's face on yeah uh how do you so it's it's coming at you shark and you got to just punch it around the side it's got it on both sides yes are you do you it's like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet do you not know about sharks having both sides I'm just trying to did you not know like is this this is I think the disconnect between college and not college is the the I think no I think he's just entertaining Matthew pal right you that's that's right dude is it yeah Matthew pal look once you see a picture of a shark yeah obviously the gills are right there but I didn't know it was top of my head I didn't know they were that easy to how is it not top of your head do you not maybe but could it be educationwise y'all don't really deal with sharks that much where the less educated is like we on sharks have to interact with animals a lot yeah yeah we're doing human stuff that is true yeah you're like the oceans you're going to ain't sharks you know but where we are going they're like yeah y you will have to fight a shark yeah you're out there with the animals yeah I'm very seclusive commun College they're like you're going to all of you will fight a shark stingrays sting yeah whatever so what are you supposed to punch it in the gills why in the gills is that a sensitive spot it's a soft spot I think it's just sensitive give it your best show yeah try to get in there try to get they said it's too close to the mouth yeah okay try to rip a Gil well the SW and in your hand is you know but if you have good aim the nose is the place to punch it I bet you could you said too close to the mouth but if I'm really good I think they said the gills is a softer spot than the nose my guess is you're not going to have a lot of options when you're getting attacked by I said try both yeah you're getting attacked try try the eyes try just start wailing on it see what happens I think I told this before but there's a guy from Lebanon that I knew his family and he was at Panama City and he got his leg bitten off yeah and then I think he wrote Into the podcast I think he either listens or someone yeah yeah remember that it was crazy Craig huto uh there's a great white shark that they he get his autograph I would like to I would love that um on your life did you haven't se Jaws the movie you go didn't know it to yeah have you sign so there's a great white shark named Lydia that they tagged and she swam from Florida all the way to Europe wow wow but she was lost she was trying to get to South Carolina wow really she no uh I was going to say she was that's they got you know they said Ocean's this big you how these sharks could even do this in a lifetime yeah if the the you know all the teeth they're going through why why did they go to just migrain because of temperature uh I don't know they're on their own they're just doing their own thing man do sharks travel inact or are they great whites do killer Wes do there's a great white named uh deep blue that's the largest shark ever documented and um there was a video of her from a few years ago where oceanographer like swam beside her and touched her I think I sent you a video okay of it but anyway there I mean that's good too but where's the deep blue shark uh largest shark ever recorded yeah look at this thing it's tough to tell how big it is really it's it's tough to really reach around and get the gills on this well I think you're in trou I if you're you just got to hope it's not going to if deep blue comes for you you're in trouble if a shark with that they've named comes up you're done I think that shark's so big that it's like it's not coming to you yeah they said it's has never been aggressive I think it just knows I can do whatever I want I think it's been aggressive but in its younger years you know now it's just it's got a past yeah well now it's a public figure yeah so it just knows no get canel yeah yeah yeah and I think the shark knows that 20 feet there's a school bus that's what I mean like that's so big I try to do that as a joke uh well D well joke but they should you know be like well get this shark and get a school bus and lay it on top of it so I can wrap my head around it you know when they tell I tried to do a joke about this they shoot that with like a wh like the blue well throw it on a football field get one one time throw it on a football field put on the news then we go okay and then we all go oh okay yeah now I can imagine and then we'll all appreciate it more yes you just got to sacrifice one but even when they do this and they're like there's a school bus you're like yeah I'm not getting it though I don't get it I like I need to somebody might be on you though I mean that's pretty obvious I know but it's yeah let me see it next to stand Shaquille O'Neal next to this shark just so we can see it yeah just so you could like but yeah I would yeah if you're going to do this get get a giraffe out there get a school bus get a sha have sha be available have it on football field do all the things and we go this is the real so you can go o all right also like why use a seven foot tall guy though like let's use a you know 5 foot n guy so we got a real average height of feel for somehow the comparison to Shaq is more interesting than me cuz that's like our that's our go-to big guy is that Shaq right there he 7 foot mhm he's taller than 7 72 74 you're right it instead of saying 7 foot it should say sha I tell you what a school bus is longer than I thought it was 30 feet yeah 30 feet maybe not well I'll stop um so uh Discovery Channel the shark week's been around since 1988 and it's obviously grown over the years they've had different hosts Josh Wolf hosted it for a couple years he really and comedian Josh Wolf The Rock did it a couple years ago of course Jason Mamoa did it last year this year's John Cena going for big guys now but to your uh thing about that a few years ago there was some controversy because they said we're gonna have Michael Phelps race a shark you remember this yeah and it was a big lead up and everybody's oh my gosh this is gonna be so awesome and they did it except it was CGI he swam and then they did a shark CJ shark beside him and people got upset about it because they thought they were misled yeah but I think they just didn't hear what they I mean I think it was definitely marketed to make you think this was be real yeah I don't think so I think it was he went on Jimmy Fallon and said it's not GNA be real I think the whole time they but I mean but you got to realize when you do this stuff people are he I don't think he's keeping up with that shark like he is I don't think so either does he beat the shark no he loses by I think two minutes yeah and he's wearing some some fin no right there it looks like it gets pretty close finished two seconds behind the simulated great white well that's I don't know if that's even true so you're already done but why even you understand the confusion why even make this an event just CG a shark next to at the Olympics yeah yeah you made it a big that was the reason and they should be don't realize is you know you could go do all the interviews you're like well most people are not going to catch all the interviews they're going to just see like headline the headline that gets everybody in and then they go whatever and then so they do think like I don't know how they're going to do this but I guess they're gonna but I mean I don't think there's no way Michael Phillips is even even with the fins I he by two seconds I think you would win Dusty well yeah the great white barely wins of course I would but now when are you are you going to swim in the actual ocean at some point Brian are are you built working your way up to there no I doubt that um I just uh I agree I don't think he even comes close to Great White swims 35 miles an hour yeah Michael Phelps I think topped out at8 miles an hour so like what are we doing here yeah it's that was ridiculous but the fins help him yeah he had yeah but without fins it's six miles hour so like yeah yeah so I don't think he's getting to 30 yeah 29 miles if that's true I want one of those fins yeah cuz that's pretty awesome yeah that was uh yeah that's uh that's insane that you know what that it is a shame that they did that because that's crazy then you're that is insane if it's that clip saying he won he uh yeah I think I'd be more upset about the fact that they were like the sharks like well two seconds off two seconds he it'd be it'd be the almost the whole thing and he can swim sideways like that maybe the shark I don't believe he swim he's coming up for air yeah come on you swim it sideways like that I don't think so yeah there's there's just no way he's got to come up for air and then go I don't know if he's in the ocean to be honest yeah that's a leg yeah it could be yeah I don't know jumping like that sharks don't what they well that's it's really insane this was part of Shark Week down here and now I remember it was a big thing because it was like he's going to race a shark so it's one of those that everybody's like you know watching a guy jump off the Grand Canyon and then you're like well he's notna technically jump off the you know it's like that's basically what happened a guy that's like when they if you have a guy that's going to uh yeah I mean if you had a guy that was going to uh you know walk across a tight rope the Grand Canyon and then but then you watch it and he has a thing attached to him you're like well now you're not watching it yeah did that happen they just did it I think and I think they he didn't want to have something attached but I think they were like you have to have something attached and which is pretty funny that it's old TV they would be like yeah yeah we're they would let like they just go yeah let them try it yeah but now they're like no dude you have to have something attached so I think he went across over it with something attached but it's just like meaning that if he fell off he would be caught yes yeah yeah but it's just it's enough that you go I mean we want some we want some steaks yeah yeah and that's kind of it and so but I think they he was like he walked across the Grand Canyon on a tight RPP or something and you kind of don't watch it you watch it for a second and you're like yeah it doesn't I don't know it's like what's the it sounds bad yeah there is no risk it sounds well that's the thing though we like the excitement you're like watching you're like this guy could really die right here and then but then you have a little thing on it you're like oh he could just get kind of hurt yeah yeah but obviously you can't televise that if a guy might die I don't think there's a problem with it well you just don't have the camera go down yeah cut the feet he fell all right here's an episode of [Laughter] Seinfeld here's the finale of mash oh okay wonder what happened to that guy he just running on a 3 second delay yeah you know yeah yeah um baby shark is the most popular video on YouTube of all time I've cont uted to that a few times myself there's many versions but the this one right here is 14 billion the pink Fong one is uh really good it's yeah I mean yeah that's where the kids get and they got like a little bit of a beat to it yeah I always think with this YouTube stuff these numbers I always like I something's just crazy to me I don't trust except ours our numbers are real but I here's what I would tell you our numbers mine are mine are too low yeah well I would say our numbers are I like I was that with my Instagram my Instagram was it's now it's over a million but it was a very slow buildup but I always felt mine were honest followers like there were actually people that were actually following because then you would see some that jump up where it's this crazy thing and you're like well I don't know if I believe that because if it is what it is some of these numbers you're like the person shouldn't be able to walk out they shouldn't be able to walk out of the their house without being mobbed like and so I mean look it might have 14 billion views but it's like what is this being measured off of I think it's just some of these I think it's yeah these are funny I think it's just like a kid will watch it over and over and over so I mean what's the view so what's that like what's that you know I mean because that's the hard thing for Comics is people put a lot of stuff into this and they go but what's that even translating to like it's like your honest views are the ones you the ones that people going to actually show up do you think this kid can sell tickets no no I don't think oh so you don't think the baby shark live show is GNA sell some tickets I mean my daughter has baby shark she probably watched this a million times they've merchandised it so there it's official baby shark merch oh yeah not just a shark that you call baby shark no it I believe this thing has 14 billion views like in the in the schem I'm really talking about YouTube numbers like but it's like you want to go well what does that mean like that's you know how many how many people on earth eight billion yeah I mean so you're like what is that so the 14 billion of this baby shark you know people have kids you're like but I mean are is they in Africa listening a baby shark maybe like or you know yeah they change the animal but yeah yeah baby cheetah well there's yeah I know you're Jing it there no sharks in Tennessee but we still that's true that's true although the Mississippi River remember we talked about that had a shark attack in Memphis well Dusty pointed out they skipped Memphis because the shark was just like I W keep going yeah yeah it's a rough area sharks are like w Oklahoma a shark has made it up to Oklahoma how'd it get there through the river that might be an alligator I'm thinking about it's still kind of crazy I think an alligators made it up to there kind of crazy um Jumping the Shark you guys know that phrase yeah yeah funny thing about that came from episode of Happy Days where fonie jumps a shark that was season five that show lasted 11 Seasons oh so they jumped the shark early yeah yeah yeah wait what do you know Jumping the Shark where it came from well I guess it came from happy dayss but I don't know so there was episode where Fonz gets dared uh to jump a shark on water skis okay and I read the only reason they even did this because Henry Winkler was a really good at water skiing so like this right a whole episode where he has to do something on water skis so he jumps the shark then it got coined as when I show is ran out of ideas jump in the shark becomes a parody of of itself okay and it was actually but when they it was actually jumping a sh but they did it season five and it ran for 11 years so they're saying it was out of ideas but they went on for six more years we jumped the shark episode 100 yeah you are the shark when you're just trying anything yeah jump the dusty yeah add the dusty yeah yeah let's get that going yeah now your podcast has different seasons right yeah like you're on season four yeah my pod it's like when I yeah it's like when I quit doing it and then decide to come back and do it again it'll be a new season there you go that's that's what I do well let me tell a curb enthusiasm but not no one knows about it a public it's a public podcast it is a public well you are a public figure yeah if you're trying to buy last minute tickets for a public figure like Dusty or um the Savannah bananas which Laura just went to see last minute uh did you go I did not I was in town but Laura and Harper went to the Savannah bananas and uh Nashville and they play suppos to be awesome right yeah yeah they loved it and uh she used game time yeah she used game time the last minute tickets it's are they like the Globe Trotters kind of for baseball yeah I watched some on TV by the way the other yeah they were on TV the other day yeah I thought they yeah go ahead well game time uh makes skting tickets for concerts and events like that faster and easier even if you didn't buy tickets right away last minute purchases they have the lowest price guaranteed or game time or credit you're you1 % of the difference it offers ticket coverage your purchase is covered with the most flexible customer service policy in the ticketing industry take the guest work out of buying concert tickets with Game Time download the game game time app create an account and use code date for $20 off your first purchase terms apply again create an account and redeem code Nate that's n for $20 off download game time today last minute tickets lowest price guaranteed there you go I thought Savannah B I saw like an article on ESPN and it said but it was it said something I just saw saan and then bananas then pitcher yeah and who and I thought are they is there something that said who's pitching to here's who's pitching tonight for Savannah bananas I was like are we is ESPN covering this like it's a real I I was like for a second so mad I was like be like that's like the Harlem Gro TR being like yeah you know like a tall you know they cover WWE though uh yeah but I feel like they Loosely cover WWE like it's it's they're just trying I think do they own WWE now or something so it's like they're you know the they everybody knows that the W's they don't have a panel analyzing it like they do an NFL game or something they watch yeah but they go uh but I think they're yeah but I thought it was it was it was it was not that it was like showing you like a funny thing from Savannah but I mean I just for a second I was like they're just like well who's pitching T ni Savannah B it's like does that even matter I don't know if there's even rules are are these guys still trying to make it professionally or have they no I think this is a I think I I watched a a clip of a guy the guy that created it but it was uh it's I think they just kind of came like it's a I assume it's like a harlem glob drawers kind of thing and so I think guys do it and for the doublea when they come in I mean it sells out the ticket is insane yeah they sell now it's one of the hardest tickets to get when they come to a town and because everybody wants to go and they do a whole banana ball is what it's called when they play and the rule the best rule is that if a fan catches a foul ball it counts as an out in the game so that gets everybody everybody wants to catch foul ball now it like impacts the game and I me there's been games that have ended on somebody in the crowd catching it and the place goes nuts just just if Savannah's on the field uh I don't I don't know how that works yeah yeah do they L do they win every time I don't think so and does the pitcher like serve it up like the Washington generals uh it's like a mix of they're doing dances and stuff but they're still playing they're still ping reala I saw one where they had like one play they had like I don't know six or seven pitchers on the mound at one time kind of fake like I don't know it's like only one person has a ball yeah stuff you can't do in a real game but it's banana ball rules yeah it looks like fun because if the other team this guy just is good just mowing everybody down I think there's there's there's a few teams now in the banana ball league oh I see yeah like the party something I don't know I got you they got a whole league going it's fun uh I thought I'd end maybe just on shark movies other than Jaws yeah uh I saw a very funny uh meme that said uh the mayor in uh Jaws one was still the mayor in Jaws 2 that's why voting in local elections is important um I don't know the movies well enough well the mayor wanted to keep the Beach open it was a holiday weekend people were dying and these guys were like there's a shark out there killing people like no no no it's just an accident this keep the Beach open so multiple people di because the mayor didn't want to close the beach that sounds like a mayor I would vote for though like a mayor that's like now we're staying open no matter what you swim at your own risk the beach is open okay I mean it's kind of true you go then don't get in the water I like that mayor I vote for that mayor every time and now they go everything's fine but the beach is closed yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah uh the Meg yeah we saw that madon that was a real thing um back in is that Jason Stam yep y do he fight the shark in that movie basically hits it in the gills punches it in the gills I want see it I like Jason St this is how big the Megalodon's teeth were look at that you're not going through 30,000 of those bad boys what about shark NATO yeah I didn't even mention shark NATO I remember when that first came out on Sci-fi channel everybody talked about it because it was just so ridiculous but in a fun way and now they've done multiple shark Nat I think there's been six it says six guess Lindsay Lohan it's not in all of them right or is it yeah I feel like it's a funny it was like a very funny thing they could have done I think you go hey we're going to do three maybe three at least two and they we doing one if it takes off then we'll do more but it's like when they go six you're like well now you're taking advantage of your fans like to me I honestly you're like all right well don't be now you're being ridiculous I like to think they're around a pitch table and then they go they pitched all their ideas and then somebody goes you just want to do another shark NATO I think the first one's so ridiculous why not just keep doing ridiculous I know but I think it's like but but do one more it's it's the reason it's the reason Seinfeld stopped after nine Seasons yeah because it can you it becomes a thing forever well if you do six of them now it doesn't become a thing forever but if you did one and you said that's it maybe maybe two but even you did one and you go it was this huge hit and it was just funny you're now this cult classic like the uh that America horror show like where they're showing you for the rest of time people are going to watch this at midn Horror Picture Show Rocky wh pictures yeah yeah so like people are doing this forever and now but now they made six of them and you're like well now who cares the first sentence of the plot of this movie with the Earth completely devastated from the global shark NATO swarm Finn Shephard and his adult son Gil time traveled to the crustaceous period and a bid to change the future and undo the destruction so it's like by six you're like all right maybe they go back in time and stop the first five movies happen plot yeah yeah it f it was like I think they did it and they're like yeah it's this could be like ridiculous and over the top yeah but it's like yeah when you're doing six of them it's like that's the that's the problem dude like don't like back off however go I'm sorry however the time Vortex instead leads to Medieval Camelot they meet Merlin who reveals he's been helping the p i mean Benjamin Franklin is in it I honestly reading reading this makes me kind of want to get into the shark NATO series destroy a shark NATO with George Washington and Benjamin Franklin I mean yeah I got to see how this shapes up we're on board you're watch this before sha shank it's gonna yeah but I think you want to watch one let's do a shark Netto Marathon yeah I think you want to watch one of these I think that's about I think you'd watch one definitely go to two and then you're then you'd start being like well I don't know what else I don't know if I can do this again it's kind of like Tremors I've trimers has like six or seven trimers movies and I've seen about five of them yeah yeah yeah yeah and you're like do two of them yeah I mean this the first one was the only one that's good have you seen Open Water no it terrifies me yeah that was a great one yeah Loosely based on a true story yeah that open water that's why it's like that that kid jumping off the cruise I mean that stuff terrifies me you're just out there man yeah yeah just the boat just imagine being out there it's a dark and then you just cruise ship You See It Go in the middle of the day I've been in I've been in the ocean on a pontoon boat uh and we jump off I don't think those go in the ocean well just like the bay or whatever you know not you know not in the waves but we just kind of out there and it's in Charleston was a pond the pond they the pontoon boat ever in the ocean in the bay I don't know we were in a large body of water might have been in a lake it was saltwater but it was salt waterer pool like a like a Bay yeah regardless it was a large body of water and you couldn't see the bottom and we're just out there in the daytime and it's fun but it's also like what's under me yeah W everything and take yeah and then take the boat away and it's night time that's terrifying yeah yeah yeah terrifying there it is that was sharks that was sharks is that scare you oh terrifies yeah yeah absolutely terrified the water all right uh uh yeah I'm going I'll be in uh APLE robless the fair there the uh Great Outdoors Festival there's like a few of them they're all in Canada I want to say I'm going to London and Winnipeg then bismar uh got Minnesota fair the big funy tour is uh basically done I if you come to these shows I mean I I do not have a new hour or anything I'm doing uh the rest of this year if you shows I mean I'll probably be working in some new jokes but the general idea I will not have a new hour until the next till till the special airs uh so I just have some sporadic dates from here on out uh uh yeah Vegas like you know some stuff like that but General the tour is done we're off for a good it'll be done for a while and then yeah next next thank you record tour breaking records everywhere pretty crazy crazy yeah thank you to everybody that came out to every I mean it was Unreal pretty wild it was it definitely wild tour we had a lot of fun uh and can't wait to do it again uh you know so yeah but it'll be yeah it'll be a year before we ever really get going so yeah but thank you everybody it was unbelievable and the shows that we have coming up I can't wait to do them a lot of fairs min Minnesota State Fair yeah that was a huge one that a huge Fair yeah one of the best in the country yeah yeah uh July 27th I'm at Alli rays in Knoxville Tennessee come see me there July 30 31st at off the hook comedy club in Naples Florida and August 1st at boka blackbox in boa Ron Florida oh nice little yeah Florida this time of year yeah uh this weekend Saturday night Lake Forest Illinois at the Gorton center it's a small theater I'm doing so come on out that'll be fun and then next weekend July 18th through the 20th Cincinnati Ohio Commonwealth Sanctuary it's technically in Dayton Kentucky but it's Cincinnati it's right across the river you know so come on out this weekend and next well I've taken some time off in July a little bit from the road the second half of the year is going to be packed out this weekend though this week on Wednesday when this uh podcast comes out I'll be doing I'm going to do zany's uh Comedy Allstar a showcase at zany's uh it' be fun I'm just on the lineup but come see it and then this weekend I'm going to do three shows at the Opry I'll do Friday Saturday Sunday at the Grand old Opry part of the Showcase and then next weekend I'm going to open for Alabama and uh Gary Allen at Bridgestone oh I'll be on that show with them uh it's going to be very fun and then I'll be in Richmond Virginia two sold out two soldout shows on Saturday already and then we added a Sunday show wow uh go what a hot show at the Opry this weekend yeah John Conley Vince Gill Sister Hazel Martina McBride John slay Ronda Von the queen of Bluegrass yeah yeah uh that you open for Alabama that's like old school yeah yeah and Gary Allen who I'm a big fan of yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean these are country people that I really like yeah that is a hot what are you doing going out how much time do do you know how much time you're doing I don't know yet but I am on the bill so it's not like it's not like I'm just an un yeah it's like yeah I'm listed on there so yeah so you're probably first I guess I would think so I actually hope I'm first yeah I don't want to go music comedy music you know them I've met uh one guy from Alabama I don't know him yeah I don't even know his name to be honest with you but I I met him and he's very nice Mr Alabama well there's three of them one pass away uh and then there's Randy ow and then there's Randy Owen who's the main guy and then I met the other guy who's you know been with him since the beginning like the three teners but he ain't Randy he ain't Randy yeah yeah yeah uh all right well uh also happy birthday Harper her birthday is today happy birthday Harper it's actually Monday the day we're recording this July uh but we had a great birthday party this weekend and uh 12 years old all right to I I don't like uh all right love you see you uh I won't be here next week but I'll be after that so see you see you then they will be y'all will be here next week it's GNA be hot Aaron land's back next week dude there will be a public figure in the building there will be three of them three of them that's right right well right one call himself that I'm less public than local public yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music] local Nate land is produced by Nate land Productions and 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