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Humorous Fictional Lecture Involving IRS and Taxes

so we're going to take a walk do you realize it's a walk no it's a walk so we're going to take a walk okay so now we're taking the walk and then okay we're just taking the walk hey wait as the recorder of this video heard fluffy go go oh no is he under the couch no he's not where is he where could he oh I found you and you found me that makes and no that's not going to be a we strike please don't edit in pumpkin stri okay well I'm just taking the walk do you need the okay medicine I'm IRS I'm the IRS what sees everything I'm IRS I'm the IRS what but you're a bear the bear cannot be an IRS that's like impossible to be the IRS well I'm the IRS and I'm here to tell you that you need to pay your taxes right now but it's October you need to pay your taxes right now it's uh October or now by the time you're watching this it's probably November I'm going to bring you to the tax dungeon what the tax dungeon no to do your taxes ah all right you can no longer play is Fluffy bear okay well I'm taking you to the tax Legend no no yes no yes no hey wait wait wait okay I'll do my taex is fun okay all right yes yes yeah yeah yeah cut a okay wait wait W whoo whoa oh there's the Tex is oh my yeah it's it's a w I mean not water it's a milkshake I want the milk no you don't get the milkshake until you finish your taxes um okay that's okay that's okay okay so this is taxes I guess and then taxes taxes taxes happen okay it's time to do tick T tic tac toe oh yay I want to do some tic TCT [Music] toe perfect okay um okay owner you can be X I'll no I'll be X you be Circle X is easier to draw you go first okay now i h no I I will go now okay all right uh x no are you trying to play a foul trick on me haha I got three in the row no you didn't I win this game is John [Music] Cena okay time to fill in my name okay it's time to fill in my name uh du d dumb [Music] bear date it's um date is today date is today um money doe how much money is due I don't know write something okay I do them a$1 12 pennies 12 pennies sorry it's hard writing uh without my hand being right here so making it look like bad handwriting when uh uh don't know I don't know credit card number oh that's easy Bears don't have three digits um one two three yay expires uh I don't know fingerprint uh okay I'll just write a finger finger there's a finger okay Checkmate Checkmate Checkmate debit uh the no B dep I'm in depth I can only afford 12 p gift card okay portrait me write my very detailed portrait and then me there's me if it is one of the options if it's one of those options turn in another paper w/ details okay girlfriend uh wanted I want one signature hold on let me do my very detailed signature it's hard to write with one hand signature fluffy bear very good cursive side not this is not the owner's cursive it's very bad cursive on purpose okay so about the check the debt and the gift card so I guess okay like this um debit is De debit is De check mate this is time except you know that um this is my for asking I'm going see going to be yeah it's fine um please I want gift card now now um W details I don't know what SL means but I think it's like our SL I'm so it's fine I have a face okay so what else I supposed to write 12 pennies 12 pennies okay okay now I'm suppos to staple this let me just Qui yes I'm going to train these out and staple these and stuff bye-bye have you ever been in a desperate need to fart like immediately well we have you covered because at the fart gas corporated we sell a bunch of fart gas we'll sit down we'll sit down instead our favorite one date farts at fart now here's my the worst one fluffy fart s and yes it is my actual farts but anyways back to the vid uh she hasn't greeted it she tells me that the mail hasn't went through so we got to send it again 20 billion years later okay review my taxes and I got an F oh hey at least I completed them so it's like garbage now why hurt you on purpose since you completed the survey you get some water bottles uh why because why not but before you get them I don't want them you have to have them solve this math problem um be so I can verify that you actually did it the T did what the taxes okay so I'm just supposed to do it okay uh picture the smash POS music start [Music] music of flame dist to a p still unamed bear against the C of the night search your soul and reawaken the Undying Love all I'm going to kill you with my final attack but F fart [Music] guas I won yay well anyways I'm not sure if I will edit this tonight I it maybe well you know I recorded it so now it's my job to edit it okay bye-bye hey guys it's after the video but I just wanted to say I want to give a thanks to our sponsor JK no sponsor today sad face but I had a crazy idea while I was sitting around and playing with my guns what if I could go back in time and re revert something that I didn't like like in this video but I don't want to meet the Min figures so let's fix that uh where'd he go in an alternate timeline okay time to destroy the tower myself okay let's just avoid that guy wait run oh no help help help help oh no r r run run run run run run run run bro okay time to destroy the tow okay let's stay far away from that guy and you're lucky I brought a deagle so we can kind of just oh crap I'm out of ammo let me just charge myself real quick okay we have ammo now it worked we don't need this gun anymore okay we did it now we we just have to do this so um yay I accomplished quick quick quick quick quick quick man it didn't change anything though it was fun I guess though uh bye-bye