How did she get so dirty that she brought that onto the couch? I'm a sassy man! Wait, there's something on you, what is it? What is it?
I'm shocked! What is it? I'm scared, I'm scared!
Eat an entire carton of eggs. How do you do that? What's that noise coming from your boot?
I don't know. Oh. Uh oh. I guess you don't have to drive after all.
Don't bite me. Why'd you bite me? Don't do it. Don't do it. Did you chew up this pillow?
Huh? Did you- You're making him smile again Are you serious? Primrose! Oh, Hello Baby Hmm? Close it.
And that's what the cute dog says. Falsco, dog! I didn't confuse it, at least in comfort.
Turn on my comfort. Who did it? Who did it? Give a lacy.
I think somebody lost a horse. Just showed up in my garage. Apparently he likes the wood stove. Are you kidding me? Boys!
I think they posed for the photo, did you get it? Yeah. What is this?
What is this? This... What is it? Oh This is what you gotta deal with.
Come on You, inside. You? Come on. Pepper, you want to go outside?
You want to go out there? Or is he too cold? Oh, it's too cold, yes. Kitty guard dog they say.
Big dogs are super smart they say A whole sausage. And what makes you think that you can eat that? Am I allowed to talk? New toy that dad bought him and he's just whacking everybody with it, aren't you? We're going to tie them up now.
Call them back and an accident will happen. They're going to get charged, these cunts. Supposed to be on the counter.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's dangerous We go on the other side and we use all the push pins so we can just take them out with the felt Hi kitty, oh you're cute if anybody asked me for a house tour. This is the video I'm gonna send them Is it just me or like His head fits in he's lying want to see who's full of soup Look at her. Soup.
She's soup shaped. Good morning. Good morning.
I can't go outside and play. Silly boy. You're kind of being demanding.
I'm having lunch. And I have a visitor. He's so cute.
I'm kissing Gaucho. Look how he hugs him. He calls him little paw.
Do you see the paw? We think Ember's followed Mom's diamond ring. Hang on. So I'm checking for the chip. That's her chip.
There's the ring. It's open. It's open.
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
This is... Hey, what do you have? Is that a shoe and a purse?
Hey, why you got your head in the cup? Hey, wake up. Wake up.
Wake up. Why's your head in the cup? What did you do?
Why are you a mess? What did you get into? Shall we go find out?
Comet. The pancake! Okay, this is called call your dog without calling your dog.
Kolya, can you get off the cat please? Let's go, let's go, let's go! Let's go, let's go!
I'm going to help you. Oh, the sky is so beautiful! What's up guys, it's... Good girl.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! Hit it! Hit it!
Quit using that tooth on me. You're cheating! Okay, can you let go of me? Can you let go of me please? What happened?
Grandmother, we better get ready to sprint. The three babies are going up. You better get ready to sprint, girl. Jesus! Jesus!
Grandmother! Why? I don't know.
I'm just looking for it. If you're watching this video right now and you're a possum, I want you to know that you too need to wear a seatbelt. Because no one is above the American law. You act just like your damn daddy.
Excuse you? If you got something to say, get off your chest. Oh!
Oh! He's got the zoomie! Oh my god! What the f-Dude! Hello.
Bop bop bop bop bop Bop bop bop bop bop Well there- It's a good thing you came into my office today because it looks like you got quite a bit of cavities in here. Want some buddy? Oh, gosh.
Oh, did you do that? What are you doing? That's my damn dog. That's my dog. Can you...
Can you not do that, Xena? Xena, do not get on the horn. Get in the back. Don't do that.
I'll be right back. One, two, three. That was karma.
That was karma. 50 plus pounds of fat lord. No, I did not.
What are you doing? Watching Chili eat and cuddling with him. Can I just not?
I am a genius. I don't think she wants to eat Fata, Kolya, damn it! That's it, that's it, that's it!
What's that? You won't do anything anymore! That's it, that's it!
Damn it! Damn it! Turn to pigeon on your head Laughing Laughing This is my baby This is my baby That's my baby not your baby No it's not, she's my baby He's my baby It's daddy's friend. Let him pet you. Ah, okay.
Hey, now. Ooh! It stinks get it off of me! No! Mooseyy, were you sniffing the pollen?
No-Hey, really? Moosey, sit. Sit.
What did you guys do? What did you do? Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. Where are you going? Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Fuck! Alisa. As you can see we're doing some construction so Winnie has her safety hat on. You have your safety hat on? Hi safety dog.
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First you get a puppy, then you start tossing and he's going to come back to the center like a good little training buddy and you toss him. I was just playing with the bell on her neck. Like I thought she was going to jump out.
She's so, so tiny. Oh! Oopsie dee!
Is he? Oh, oh, oh, oh! Hazel!
I'm not afraid of anything. Woo! Woo!
Woo! Oh yeah, man. If I work for Amazon, please explain to me what I'm supposed to do in this situation.
I opened my back door and somebody's dog crawled in my front seat. Like, uh, I don't know what I'm supposed to do right now. We're having breakfast together.
I made him one little scrambled egg, and I'm having myself some Kodiak protein pancakes with maple syrup, and yeah, this is our morning together. Mochi, go around. Go around.
Oh, giant cat. Look in your window, Beth. Feeding time.
She's got some wonderful eating habits. I know he looks like he wants to bite me, but I'm just saying that he's thirsty. You feel that strongly about it?
She writes in which? Kolya!