uh next video what to uh what not to do if somebody uh my God I can't read what not to do if you hit someone with your car Columbia County dispatch received a 9-1-1 call reporting a bicyclist had been struck by a vehicle in Lodi Wisconsin the caller witnessed the incident and saw the Striking vehicle flee the scene they were able to provide deputies with a description of the vehicle in the direction they went a side view mirror was also found under the bicyclist from the suspect's vehicle dude like I need to pay for the damages that you may have caused or you're worried about what might happen but if you run over someone with your car or you hit someone's car pay for it like yes you might be in a bad scenario but then making them deal with it and you just driving away you're a loser for that a Lodi police officer located a vehicle they believed was involved in the crash and notified Columbia County deputies the driver was identified as 43 year old Marie Pinkston well she pulled over a driver sorry I would I checked the all staff I was going back and I saw she didn't have a passenger near on a Mercedes I'm like oh that's weird the first thing she said was I thought I hit a person so I'm being different first thing she said was I thought I hit a person and you kept going you ran you thought you ran someone over and you were just like nah I'm just gonna keep driving I mean if you're gonna drive away from the cops why would you even tell them that you thought you hit another person you could say I did now you just admitted to it now you just flat out said that you purposefully did it hit and run you could have just been like oh I didn't know I clipped them with my car I'm waiting to see what she looks like how's this conversation gonna go hi Marie right now can I talk to you out here why is she crying I yo I hate [ __ ] that do that to get out of tickets I've seen I've seen [ __ ] other cop videos of this [ __ ] you get pulled over for speeding they're just already crying when you [ __ ] pull up like if I'm a cop and Somebody's Crying I just would not give a [ __ ] like I'm I'm just not giving a [ __ ] I'm gonna take it you if you get a ticket yes for a few speed I had to take it you get a ticket that makes no sense or no sense [ __ ] ticket you if you need to get a ticket you crying is in no way affecting whether or not you're getting one how firmative so tell me what happened please put my kids up from school and I didn't [Music] gotta hit a sign where was this at right by my home I thought I hit a sign and I'm like well [ __ ] I just [ __ ] my car up were you when this happened I ran into a fence one time I ran into a fence one time and occurred I scratched the [ __ ] back when I was a junior in high school I ran into a curve and then one time I backed into a fence yeah I did not hit well I didn't hit and run obviously I didn't need to do anything when I hit a curb but what I did not hit and run when I ran into a fence on the road yeah I guess how would you hit a sign if you were on the road well you know you Veer off a little bit so I just came from Rockford Illinois because I picked my father-in-law up last night so they don't give a [ __ ] don't give a [ __ ] this has not there's no relevance to the story here and I dropped him off I even got a speeding ticket because I was going fast I was going fast because I didn't want to be late to pick them up oh my God is the person okay ah I don't know it's kind of a very odd switch you were just telling a story and then immediately started crying let me fake cry right now not fake cry cry but like act sad oh my God is she okay I know is she okay oh I ran over her leg oh I think oh I decapitated her oh you're telling me you're telling me I ran over her skull it squashed like a melon so okay so you left your house on Jay and you were going I stopped okay let's make a bet here what are the odds she gets angry by the end of this I'm gonna say hi I think that she's gonna switch from I think she's gonna put this facade of being sad on until it doesn't work and then she and then he says I'm gonna have to arrest you and she's gonna get angry oh my God this is a lot for me right now I didn't mean to hurt anybody so I came from Rockford I even got a speeding ticket because I didn't want to be late to pick them up yes I got the tickets and so I stopped at home and then got my car to pick them up God damn I don't need a play-by-play dumbass just tell me what the [ __ ] happened and then how'd you end up over here so we were gonna stop the gas station I forgot they had all the candy from treating so I'm like well let's go to the gas station they're like stop there and then they said oh you know we don't need candy we have all I'm like okay fine what's going on then so a child denied candy you as a mother uh see now that's the most faulty point in this whole damn story not not you saying you thought you hit a sign the reason I think you're lying is because you offered to buy your kids candy and they said we already have enough in what world would I ever as a kid say oh I have enough Halloween candy I would still say okay yeah I'm gonna buy me myself some Sally Patch Kids I'm gonna get myself some of that select good [ __ ] that you don't get in [ __ ] Halloween candy you thought you had a sign why didn't you stop the truck though because I was gonna be late to pick my kids up items a [ __ ] if you're late to pick your kids up never been late to pick my kids up oh bro he got that Home Depot he got that Dad ring and that's why I told the officer that pulled me over was that her hello oh she got that Dad ring she got that Home Depot [ __ ] I just want my hello yeah yeah no how are you doing oh and then she says I'm doing good how are you I I just ran over a human being I just need a person I just want my kids to go somewhere if I'm going to jail yeah yeah if somebody can come get the kids that would be good [Applause] oh my god oh being one of the kids probably sucks right now now I feel bad we gotta talk about a bunch of things and figure a few things out probably not she's probably getting detained and going in for questioning because it's not like there could be a scenario where you didn't realize that you hit someone Murray is your first name correct yes will you please make sure the guy's okay or the person that I hate what is your last name Pink what was her last name Pink yeah pink pink spelled how Pink as in that ushi gushy pink that was a shitty joke I literally heard that because that was a shitty joke and I still said it let's go back no yeah that was a bad joke I think they're doing okay ambulance okay while speaking with Marie the deputy detected yo why is there this red spot on my head did I hit myself chat the deputy detected an odor of intoxicants coming from her person all right so today you came back from Rockford Illinois I was running late I got pulled over I got a ticket okay so I stopped at home to let my dog out and then I was you trying to go pick the kids up and I hit something did you stop at the pub beforehand get a little few brewskis maybe a couple nose beers um how much alcohol have you had today none none at all no okay as I'm talking to you I'm smelling something I drank some last night okay how much did you have last night last night what did you not eat oh I don't know we were trick-or-treating I was drinking I got pretty drunk last night in Rockford for that or up here no up here and you wouldn't have if she said she drank last night and it's like probably like 2 p.m next day would you still have alcohol in your system I I think you would test zero on blood alcohol level by the school when was the last time you had a drink last night at 6 p.m and so you got pretty drunk how much do you think you had to drink that's what you just said I got drunk I didn't get pretty drunk I mean I was drinking I got pretty drunk last night that's word for word once you [ __ ] no I didn't say that that's exactly what you said I drank last night at trick-or-treating so I went and picked my father-in-law up bro they're gonna give her she she almost admitted to having a drink but then she knew that if she said she had a drink they would have to give her a breathalyzer so she's holding on to this last hope that if she just says she didn't drink today they wouldn't give her a breathalyzer because she's pissed drunk right now I go four hours to pick him up I brought him here he stayed the night he lives two hours away so oh my God you've told the story 15 [ __ ] times lady I don't want to hear it one more [ __ ] time I'm getting [ __ ] agitated I got pulled over I have the ticket in my car Danny I just have a human being okay okay I'm Gonna Let You Go okay I'm probably going to jail is someone gonna bail me out of jail oh she's like slurring her words and [ __ ] I just said okay I know this is serious I told you I hit a sign but I need a person I hurt somebody dude I feel so bad for the kids she knows she knows she's gonna get drug tested or some [ __ ] bro so Marie the first thing we need to do is we need to make sure that you're not impaired did I smell something on my finger breasts okay okay so what I'll ask you to do is just leave your phone in the car one second officer goes into the cornfield throws up starts starts chugging a gallon of water [Laughter] I'd be one moment officer it goes and [ __ ] throws up everything [Music] officer uh I have a fat doobie that's burning in the car do you mind if I put that out real quick I gotta be able to constantly yeah actually actually um if you are going to arrest me may I finish this fat doink beforehand all right let me call my husband real quick why do you need to call your husband because he told me to no longer have contact he said get a lawyer sobriety testing that does not require a lawyer yeah I need you to perform those tests that's going to allow me to evaluate whether you're actually impaired or not or if it's just a stale odor from last night's drinking all right no I don't know if this is correct okay well irregardless let's go to the front of that truck let's talk there wait is she denying are you allowed to deny a sobriety test why do you need to call your husband because he told me to no longer have contact he said get a lawyer okay so sobriety testing that does not require a lawyer I don't think you can or if it's just a scale order from last night's drinking okay okay all right no I don't know if this is correct okay well here we go let's let's go to the front of that truck let's talk there we already covered you drank last night you haven't had anything yo bro she could how long do you think she'd have to stall for her not to be drunk anymore like three four hours like three four hours she just keeps retelling the story balance coordination no you see me walking right now she doesn't have a country accent why did I do that questions I have to ask okay have you ever done it it's kind of it's like in between it's like you can't really tell you something before no so what we're gonna do is there's a a few tests we're gonna do that allows me to evaluate oh wait they're not doing they're not doing a breathalyzer they're doing a field sobriety test I don't think she can deny that so because of the light what I'm going to have you do is just stand right here where it's flat nah she got this I got fade bro you close this you close these up you're only eight Millers deep you clutch these you got that you got that straight line walk no problem take one step okay what I'd like you to do stand with your arms together sorry your feet together and your arms down at your sides you see the tip of my finger okay I'm gonna move my finger back and forth a bunch of times I want you to follow with your eyes she's using every Power in her mind right now to focus on that finger she is she is calling upon her ancestors DNA to give her the power to focus on that finger in this very moment right now I don't know what I don't know what country she may be from she's she's channeling all that power though whether it be German British whatever she's channeling her ancestor her Nordic ancestors to give her the capability to focus on this individual finger and not be delayed I think that's great that's right Jesus Jesus Christ [Music] if you have to blank that's fine foreign doesn't it like immediately just say that you're drunk if you fail to take if you refuse to take a sobriety test can you just take this breathalyzer no like if you if you know you're not drunk then why wouldn't you take it so in that same position that's what I'm gonna have you do and don't do anything until I tell you to begin I'm gonna ask you to tip your head back and close your eyes when you no no you [ __ ] eat [ __ ] when I say begin in that same position with your arms at your sides I took back high schools I want you to keep your eyes closed and your head to the back after I say start for 30 seconds some of the sobriety the field sobriety tests they do though are almost impossible you like there's ones where you're supposed to stand on one leg with your hand on your finger or not your hand on your finger your finger on your nose with your arm out and say your ABC's backwards most people can't do that sober when you think 30 seconds is worse for the sad fast I want you to say stop you can see what back after I say start for 30. again in that same position with your arms at your sides at tip back high scores I want you to keep your eyes closed and your head to the back after I say start for 30 seconds okay when you think 30 seconds has passed I want you to say stop oh no I can count to 30. just don't count out loud that's all I ask okay all right go ahead and tip your head back and close your eyes and start 143. or 11 43 is where it started but she's about to say stop stop okay 30 seconds and how did you get to that one Mississippi two Mississippi three Mississippi I'm sorry I've got it another way nope that's just I just want to know you did so the same thing just put your feet together keep your arms at your sides just give her a breathalyzer dick bag oh my God it's starting to get annoyed dude around your face okay I'm gonna move my finger towards your nose I'm not gonna touch your nose okay just the evidence here is saying that you're a Jammer it seems like you uh have not only boughten the season pass like you recently said uh right here I'm seeing 10 different 100 transactions for 14 000 gems what did you use those on her phone starts ringing mid conversation Tammy I hit a person and skull all right all right all right I I jumped my Golem to level seven pull my finger with your eyes okay you understand yep Joe is making no sense right now I think I make perfect sense I think that if you play Clash of Clans you understood every single damn thing that I just [ __ ] said I think that you don't play Clash of Clans I think Clash of Clans users know exactly what the [ __ ] I'm talking about I'll try to keep try to keep your dress up I can't say that Hershey keeps moving her [ __ ] head [ __ ] touches her nose she just vomits she's [ __ ] everywhere sorry sorry my contacts made me dizzy so from the position you're in oh just stay right where you're at sorry take one more step to your left just so it's the flatter part of the road they'll make sure nobody so what I'd like you to do it from where you're standing straight down the roadway imagine that there's a straight line why do you keep mentioning vomit priority of this video nope just stay where you're at take your left foot place it on that line that you're imagining place your right foot directly in front of it Heel To Toe keep your arms at your sides and stand in that position while I explain this task do not begin until I ask you to do to start okay go ahead and put your feet in this position right in front of left right foot in front of left please right from left so stay in that position don't start until I ask you to begin so from this position I'm going to ask you to take nine you have to toe steps forward on that imaginary straight line turn around how I show you take nine feel to toe steps back so I don't walk into traffic words we'll think I could do that oh no I could yeah now we're good I'm gonna take three steps to demonstrate so from the starting position your first step is one two three and so on it's a reach nine steps when you reach that ninth step leave your front front foot on the ground like a series of small steps until you're facing the other way and continue one two three walking Heel To Toe on that straight line when you do this you're gonna look at your feet count your steps out loud keep your arms I feel like this this is more so just an entertainment for the officer because like you you don't even need to do this you could just [ __ ] give them a breathalyzer somebody said uh stop pausing it uh time them out for the rest of the day hold up you just take nine steps forward but he fell on the first step okay go ahead and begin bro she made it one step two this is like an incline can I go this way well that's gonna put us in the middle of the road no but it's like okay let's let's start let's step right step right here and start there she actually is doing better seven eight nine [Applause] oh you're a [ __ ] idiot no uh is this what I do officer no you [ __ ] he explained it four goddamn time walk backwards you [ __ ] dumbass just turn around how I showed you I'm wrong I'm wrong he actually wanted her to turn around why it would be way better of a test to [ __ ] make her walk backwards I'm blaming the edible yep that's a good choice blame the edible not my fault go ahead and step back up here they'll make they'll make sure we don't get hit so the next thing I'm gonna have you do and don't start until I tell you to begin just stand with your feet together and your arms to the sides when I tell you to begin what I would like you to do is raise one foot whichever one you're more comfortable with about six inches off the ground wait can you say yep wait till I say to begin raise your foot about six inches off the ground Point your toe keep your legs straight keep your arms at your sides and look at your foot and count one thousand one one thousand two one thousand three and so on continue doing that until I tell you to stop yo if he doesn't end up arresting her for a DUI after this and she just gets to drive home I'm gonna be actually Mega pissed okay yep if you want to face that way that's fine I'm not comfortable with this go ahead and begin [Music] one two three four five six seven eight eight nine ten officer you know I have officer I have a bad knee it's on keep going oh my God just give her a [ __ ] test I'm passporting I'm getting mad I'm not doing that until I talk to my husband oh we go there we go okay why why do you want to talk to us oh he's like not soaking on please why do you want to talk to your husband I don't know maybe because I'm [ __ ] pissed drunk right now maybe say that I don't know officer maybe because if I blow into that little doohickey you got there I'm gonna go to prison maybe that's why I don't want to [ __ ] blow into the goddamn thingy just let me know yes or no now if you let me talk to him I'll let you know but I'm not gonna delay officer you could test me in about you know maybe three four hours after I get a sufficient amount of water in my system is that okay is that okay if you wait for me to maybe eat an entire pizza so I could lower my blood alcohol level to soak up the alcohol maybe chug a few gallons of water and then take the test is that it oh I'm asking is let me talk to my husband I need you to face my truck please place your hands behind your back I do believe you are impaired right now so you're being placed under arrest for operating on intoxicating causing injury and operating while intoxicated with your children in a car right well this is why you don't like police because we're doing our job because we're doing our job and uh preventing you from running over more people when you're [ __ ] drunk kids in the car yeah they're still in the car somebody they're seriously injured and you didn't stop it's a beautiful clear day there's set back for my truck please do you have anything on your person I need to be concerned with now I'm gonna have you sit here in the back of my car can I talk to someone why are you like restricting me because you're under arrest record now we can pass along being so nice too why are you restricting me because you're under arrest ma'am mixed up so step on the yeah you're downhill I don't step on the steps I'll help you yep turn to your other way Jesus Christ do you know how to get in a [ __ ] car she's telling me she knows how to get in the car well it doesn't look like it lady oh brother that's how she gets in cars apart in my reach for a second in addition your operating privileges will also be suspended if a detectable amount of restricted controlled substances in your blood will you submit to an evidentiary chemical test of your blood as a result of the accident the bicyclist suffered a concussion and fractures to their lower back yo she probably [ __ ] whacked him starting to reach well I want to know what happened like that goes off when they get out here just because I haven't told you yet um is hit and run involving your body what is the [ __ ] prison sentence for that you know what's gonna happen she'll probably get sued by that guy she won't go to prison and she'll have to get one of those she'll probably have like probate or not she'll probably be on probation not go to prison and she'll have to do community service and have that weird thing that you got to blow into to prove that you're not sober or that you're not drunk when you [ __ ] get in a car you know like house arrest or some [ __ ] like that I doubt she goes like a Penitentiary Marie was charged with felony counts of Hit and Run causing bodily harm and injury by intoxicated use of a vehicle she was released on a 500 signature bond with conditions of maintaining absolute sobriety and no possession consumption of alcohol for how long forever oh she only got charged 500 for driving drunk she gotta try that's like that's like a big five hundred dollars I mean it'll be 500 and she probably has that thing in her car support code blue Cam by joining us damn that was a good ass video though