Criticisms of the Nintendo Switch

Jul 8, 2024

Lecture on Nintendo Switch Criticisms

Opening Remarks

  • Warning: Content exaggerated and opinions may not reflect true feelings.
  • Reminder: Stay cool and avoid drugs.

Hardware Criticisms

HDMI Cable & Chargers

  • HDMI Cable: Too long (5 feet) for 2017 standards.
  • AC Adapter: Large and bulky.

Gender Options

  • Only two genders available for Mii characters.
  • Humorous demand for more gender options, like “attack helicopter.”

Kickstand

  • Described as fragile and likely to break.
  • Screen unprotected when in the dock; fear of scratching.

Joy-Con Issues

Charging & Ergonomics

  • Joy-Con Grip: Does not charge Joy-Cons despite appearance. Only the charging version does.
  • Ergonomics: Causes hand cramps when held sideways.
  • Size: Too small and easy to conceal in hand.

Wrist Straps

  • Difficult to remove due to strong grip.
  • Can be attached incorrectly and get stuck.

Controls

  • Joysticks lack sufficient push.
  • Poor ergonomic design; joystick and B button too close.
  • No analog triggers on Joy-Con shoulder buttons and Pro Controller.
  • Sideways shoulder buttons awkward to press.

Screen and Dock

  • Fear of screen scratches from the dock.
  • Dock’s appearance likened to a toaster but non-functional as one.

Miscellaneous Issues

Games & Accessories

  • No bundled game with the Switch; extra purchase required.
  • Short battery life: ~3 hours for Zelda on the go.
  • Dock Cost: High at $90 and appears easy to break.
  • Joy-Con Cost: Expensive at $80 for replacements.
  • Wii Remotes: No compatibility.
  • Melee HD: Not available at launch.

Functionalities & Online Store

  • Joy-Cons or Pro Controller cannot power off the Switch, only the tablet can.
  • Credit card info not saved in eShop, requiring re-entry.

Technical Specifications

  • Limited storage: 32GB, needing a micro SD card for expansion.
  • Lack of Ethernet port despite supporting wired connections, necessitating a USB adapter.
  • Only 3 USB ports, one less than the Wii U.

Software & Interface

  • No font change option when adding text to pictures.
  • Absence of background music in the Switch menus.
  • Limited social media sharing: can post to Facebook and Twitter but not MySpace.
  • News app is appreciated but seen as redundant with Twitter.

Design & Compatibility

  • Asymmetrical design with different colored Joy-Cons may be bothersome to those with OCD.
  • Charges a new MacBook Pro when plugged in, which is humorously acknowledged.

Closing Remarks

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  • Prompt for viewers to share their criticisms in comments.
  • Thanks viewers and wishes them a great day.