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Uncle Chuck Incorporated and Shadow Fang

welcome everybody to a game called Uncle Chuck Incorporated this is a game where some giant gorilla animatronic is chasing you in a house I think you have to escape we'll see if this is buns or not buns right now if you guys cool that you down with that everybody get ready and buckle up cuz here we go in 2005 the renowned robotics Entertainment Company Uncle Chuck Incorporated unexpectedly declared bankruptcy and withdrew all its animatronics to its headquarters Upstate rumor has it that a secret VHS file uncovering the real reason behind the company shutdown is hidden with the now abandoned headquarters your mission retrieve the file and Escape undetected who am I John Wick what is this why am I doing this who am I okay um I can't obviously do that so let me close that's locked all right damn I can't see anything oh there's a chest right here ah the key card and a complimentary horror game flashlight all right so let's use that oh awesome this is my van bro this [ __ ] looks suspect as hell this is the shadiest freaking van even the Shady is Shady all right let's use the key card B bam I'm here I'm home there's security cameras in here it looks like I'm inside of a house this is so freaking random okay what is that did I just find drugs local medical herb so let's see what we got over here it needs level two key can I turn on lights I can okay that's great okay let's turn on lights cuz this is kind of scary and I'm kind of spooked out I'm not going to lie to you all turn on lights too so I know what rooms I've been in so I'm never here again uh we got a looted key okay don't know what that means but it's looted baby so it is what it is let's see a generic yet mysterious key with an unknown use keep it on hand as it may unlock doors check or secrets yet to be discovered oh my bad big dog okay well let's just keep doing our thing let me keep turning on lights cuz that's what I want to do oh okay did I use the looted key I think I did that kind of scared me for some reason the hairs on my leg are standing to full attention I got a looted alkaline battery actually I just looted it can't go in there I need a padlock code all right no problem just keep turning everything on Jay how come I can't grab it [Music] give me that what the heck I'm not here to pick it up and look at it grab it come on yes I've examined it I would like to take that give me that [ __ ] what do I not have enough space okay uh combine with the the thing right here combine that come on Boom select the item that right no okay combine [ __ ] what is what is that can I smoke that you know what let me discard that can I pick that up take it I don't understand what's happening right now let me discard this too cuz [ __ ] it oh okay so you definitely can only hold a few things this guy must have the most shallow Pockets ever but was this always red like this I'm losing my freaking mind everybody cuz I don't remember it being that red but here we go unlock this hold on there we go uh open this holy crap it's so dark oh boy oh this is creepy so turn that on oh nice my inventory slots have expanded crap dude Uncle Chuck hey Uncle Chuck what the [ __ ] Chucky where you at hey Chuckles turn this [ __ ] back on I don't like this yo come on now Chuck I'm going to kick you in the nuts yo what the [ __ ] what do I do what do I do what do I do is there a room that he came out from he just spawned out of nowhere ain't no way is he around the corner oh [ __ ] okay back up back up back up back up back up what the [ __ ] oh no not here not here I will find you I don't know what to do I don't know what to do I don't know what to do okay hold on [ __ ] okay wait for this guy to go away we run we ball oh [ __ ] go go go go go oh my god oh I run so freaking slow oh my god oh [ __ ] bro bro his slaps are charm and soft his punches are sponsored by laundry detergent they're so soft I guess that sound just no no oh look I can see over the thing [ __ ] yeah he's on the other side okay let's see if I can find like a code I have to be quick though come on go through all these 1980s drawers I will find you there's a paper right there I can do it I just can't be scared please don't come in here I'm I'm still [ __ ] my pants let me wipe my ass first [ __ ] blank as [ __ ] no it's not not log 3 date November 9 2005 employee Lisa Carrington security analyst security Protocols are getting Tighter and it's not just because of the usual concerns is there like a thing how do I turn on the light in this [ __ ] okay there you go turn on the light there's still nothing great it's like he knew it's like he knew I got Bamboozled or some [ __ ] [ __ ] are you laughing it all right let's go come on Jay don't be scared anymore we can do this we can do this jump on the trash he's right there all right cool so he's on the other side there's got to be something over here cuz I barely checked [ __ ] bro all right light switch anything another paper this is padlock code 1379 okay 1379 come on Jay let's find this [ __ ] on the trash can again where are you oh he's over there there okay so we have time what we're going to do wait for him to go past us cuz I don't think that he comes in here so let me get all these herbs and spices okay did he go the [ __ ] did he go 1379 right I will find you oh my gosh it's so wait a minute since I died is the code still the same let me see uh why can't I see 1 3 7 9 yes okay what is this it's another freaking note a note hidden behind another note save code 1447 that's crazy that he just spawns once you go in here doesn't make any freaking sense 1447 okay 1 1447 boom give me some okay VHS tape so do I just get out of here you know what I'm making a run for it [ __ ] this go go go oh [ __ ] he's right there I will find you what what what what what no no come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on please don't please don't please please don't please don't holy crap what the [ __ ] come on come on come on you rat bastard where'd you go I will find where is he did he go to the front [ __ ] him let's go let's go where you gone see you later sucker yes holy [ __ ] and that's it we're going to check out one more game in today's episode because that first one was so short and disappointing this is called Shadow Fang don't know what it's about but we're watching the crawler on TV and this is my well actually roommate or something I don't know who this is Bob said hey Alex ready for our mushroom picking trip today what the [ __ ] oh hey Bob I haven't prepared yet but I'll get everything together right after we finish talking no worries just make sure you've got your gear flashlight bag sleeping bag and snacks got it I'll pack everything right after we finish talking great once you're ready we can hop in the car and head out for our adventure sounds like a plan I'll be ready in no time you do look like a bob you look like a bob cereal and Lace The Breakfast of Champions and pizza the breakfast of Le Champions anyway let me get my complimentary horror game flashlight uh let me get my gear cuz you know I'm dying with this [ __ ] on you already know and what else do we need this dude really look like he's about to tell me the circumference of my as cheeks or something I can't believe this dude with the bow tie and the glasses are silly it's a silly combo backpack all set let's head to the garage and get started yeah let's do it all right let's take the old car out the Old shaging Wagon November 17th 2021 6:31 p.m. I'm not driving bro I was walking like I was driving Alex and Bob on a way to meet a local Huntsman for their mushroom trip are we tripping on mushrooms or are we going for a mushroom trip they're eager to explore the unfamiliar Forest of Southeast Asia what about that abandoned van that looked like the uncle Chuck van Okay cool so this is the southeast Asia Woods awesome excuse me are you the local Huntsman I'm Alex indeed I am and you must be the Seeker of mushroom young Alex hi I've heard you're the one to talk to about rare mushrooms in these woods I've known as fak but in these woods they call me shadow tracker I'd like to just call you fak ain't no way I'm calling you Shadow tracker the shadow tracker that sounds intriguing hey lad I ventured these PS for years seeking out the rarest of Nature's bounties the rare mushrooms you seek is called morning shroom I'm ready for the challenge Shadow tracker let's do it Bob I guess I leave the way not Shadow tracker all right [ __ ] this D was fast as [ __ ] boy what are you doing here whoa you scared the heck out of me you shouldn't be here listen to me this Forest is dangerous don't go in there thanks for the warning but I've been planning this trip for ages I'll be fine you don't understand this is too dangerous at least promise me you won't stay out here after dark the forest changes when the sun sets sure sure I hear you don't worry I'll be back before Sunset yeah I promise damn you creepy old [ __ ] what is that dude creepy and weird but I'm going I'm entering the forest and I'm not coming back out I promise you the Huntsman led us into the heart of the forest 8:45 a.m. okay that's good nothing scary is going to happen in the morning time right everybody I should go talk to them and see if I can help yeah that's what a good Huntsman does right offers help in the woods hey Alex we have a bit of a problem we forgot our meat back at the camp seriously that's not good what are we going to do don't worry I already talked to the Huntsman he gave us an animal trap to use that's a relief so what's the plan first you need to pick the morning mushrooms this guy makes me want to push up my imaginary glasses right now they only appear early in the day after that set up the Trap got it and what will you be doing I'll start preparing our meal while you're handling the mushrooms and the trap sounds like a plan let's get to it and not only that he's going to calculate how many hours we have until the Sun hits its peak and directly shines down on this wood right I'm kidding I don't even know what the [ __ ] I'm talking about hello Shadow tracker Alex I need your help building the shelter can you give me a hand sure what do you need me to do let's start by ga ing some wooden planks we'll need a solid frame and good cover after that I'll set up the fire all right so I need to get some I wish you Woods there we go here you go buddy okay never mind I guess I have to collect all of them so boom Bop we got pow wow bro a shadow tracker more like a lazy ass [ __ ] that's making me grab all the wood but let's keep grabbing these Boom Pow someone's going to jump scare me here huh who is it old man I should finish building the shelter first yeah you should any more over here where's that old ass man last piece of wood got it okay so let's damn the [ __ ] kind of hammer was that was that Thor's hammer that was so goddamn loud got it I don't know how I built that but that's got to be the Picasso of cabin building or something that's the Michael delangelo of cabin building right there because how I did that the weirdest thing is that I offered help but why do I feel like I'm doing the whole thing by myself but let's just keep getting mushrooms everybody let's just keep doing our thing I don't know why I moaned it like that I was like let's just keep doing our thing oh my gosh my roommates and My Shadow tracker they're all silly billies but we almost got all of our mushrooms boom and boom all right I feel unsettled like something's going to happen oh [ __ ] just go Jay just go I should go set up the Trap before it gets dark better get it done while there's still enough lights so I built the cabin I got the mushrooms and I have to set the Trap oh never mind okay my bad vegetables I didn't even know where's the trap at though how do I set up the Trap oh I got to go over here to set up the Trap oh jeez oh dear oh dear type [ __ ] I'm just kidding only [ __ ] would say that is that the old man hey come on old man you don't want these problems this freaking guy man all right what's up with these noises bro why is it so loud if you want to get loud I can get loud that's so freaking loud I like how every time I put a trap down it gets darker and darker [ __ ] man okay I saw one somewhere over here put that there one more trap for the homie DJ Screw but where do I put it though that's the question I need something lit up over here yep okay last one boom all right get me out of here before that old man jump scares me again I wish I had a gun on Deck cuz I would just ch chook that [ __ ] and it would be over with the shelter is fully set up I should go meet them for dinner now yeah you should get up here all right hey Alex I'm making some noodles I picked up a few ingredients from the forest really that's impressive what did you find I found some wild herbs and a few edible plants they should add a nice flavor to the noodles grab a seat let's dig in yeah let's do it man this is what we came here for we came here for the Vibes that noodle was really good Bob did amazing job with those Forest ingredients now it's time to get some sleep Hop Off Bob's Nuts bro it wasn't even the best noodle dish I had this morning Alex grab some dinner they smell amazing really I've been looking forward to this am I eating his soup bro I really give no [ __ ] I'm him Bob always Cooks great meals you're in for a treat then your friend is cooking Top Notch especially with the fresh ingredients I just ate your soup and what are you going to do about it huh so let me drink some water get some lace and and hit the hay 2:50 a.m. oh no AKA scary hours uh-oh Nature's calling I need to go pee bro I just pee in the little bed thing that I have I don't care I'm not going out there at 2:50 in the morning come on now stop playing with no all the way over there come on everybody hey can you wake up Big Dog hey buddy please okay just run just run and just go we can do it we can do it come on come on come on come on pe oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh God come on I'm dead someone's coming please no I'm going to pee on you come here I'll [ __ ] on your chest let's get back to sleep yes please come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on go okay time to go pick up some mushrooms and check the Trap okay where's everybody hey fak have you seen Bob around no he went out early this morning to pick up some ingredients okay I hope he's back soon well I need to go pick up some mushrooms so I will be back oh also I need to check what the Trap got oh it's a rabbit a poor guy why does he look like a fully form rabbit too not that he wouldn't be that's so sad though poor guy but we got rabbit I guess we're going to make rabbits too I don't like that noise though but where's Bob is Bob not going to be in Shadow things too or whatever this was called is he not going to be in Shadow Fang reloaded probably not but the main thing is we got to find Bob right Bob hey Bobby Bob I'll give the rabbit I caught in the Trap to Bob he can use it to make a meal I don't think Bob's here oh wait Bob is here what hey Bob caught a rabbit thought you might want it for dinner oh rabbit excellent give it to me no that's so freaking sad man are we really doing that come on man let me just eat my soup H the noodles taste a bit salty maybe he added too much salt now it's time to get some sleep yeah it is what are you going to do with that rabbit you're kind of sick just handling the rabbit like that doesn't it carry a lot of disease let me eat his soup too bro at least leave me some noodle nah man not at all you didn't help me out you don't get any of that [ __ ] hey why don't you leave this Forest come down here who's there what do you mean the forest isn't safe come down it's better down here get the [ __ ] away from us oh damn he pulled that thing out he said I packed that thing too come sit by the fire for a moment there's something important we need to talk about aren't I by the fire okay let me sit right here and let's listen to some camp stories I guess where's my guy at Alex that stranger down there is dangerous you shouldn't listen to him why do you say that there's an old myth about sming it's believed to be a tiger that killed many humans and then trans transform into sming it has the ability to shape shift into other people and lure them out to eat Legend has it that it can even transform into a tiger at night that's why it's trying to lure you down the ladder they believe tiger PS can't climb up that's terrifying thanks for warning me but what if Bob or this guy are the tiger that would be insane no and I didn't have to take another peeee I fell asleep here I remember listening to that story last night suddenly feeling sleepy time to go pick up some mushrooms and check on the Trap okay where's everybody Bellas oh there you are Shadow tracker morning fak hey Alex good morning where's Bob Bob's got to be the tiger no why is he always gone oh [ __ ] there you are Bob morning Bob morning Alex that was weird why are you just chilling behind the rock the [ __ ] is so good about that rock anyway where's that old man that old man is doing old man things isn't he all right you want to play with me old man come play with me then come play with my gun let's see how many bullets it takes for you to stop bothering me that's an interesting myth though that the sming thing is a tiger and it could potentially is that somebody over there oh do you all think that old man's the tiger I think it might be one of our own or maybe it's me I should go check out the chat before I get dark yeah yeah yeah heard it before Bob's gone and also our boy is gone Shadow Tracker Where did they go bro why do they always leave me that's the thing that I hate about this [ __ ] always out here leaving your boy and I didn't even do anything there's one rabbit over there okay uh yeah one right here [ __ ] hey Alex did you get anything from the trap yeah I managed to catch a rabbit but what's up with all that blood on you what's with the blood on your shirt oh this it's uh from the rabbit I hunted earlier is that right oh oh [ __ ] a [ __ ] what's that awful smell it's really bad I need to investigate what what do you what do you mean oh God who's that oh [ __ ] it's a deer what happened to this thing this is dangerous I need to tell Bob about this okay wait oh dude the guy f kak he's a tiger that's got to stand for tiger or something okay okay okay okay okay okay wait but it says that Tigers can't climb because of their paws or something Bob we got to go we got to get out of here Bob we're in danger I found an unusual deer corpse unusual what do you mean it's hard to explain but this place feels dangerous and fak he's been acting strangely all right we should leave this Forest together let's go can I not bring the dead rabbit with me [ __ ] me dude we got to go you with me all right come on man let's go keep up the pace what is that that wait what wait is this oh [ __ ] yo I can't run I'm dead please no what a Twist what a twist [ __ ] that was good I'm not going to lie that was good that was actually really good so were they both Tigers I don't understand did they both get infected with like this bitchitis I don't understand like that was actually a really good story and a really good game I'm impressed I didn't expect much but I love the way that ended all right everybody but that is going to do it for a couple random games that I just found Shadow Fang was really good I enjoyed that one a lot hopefully you all did too if you did make sure you give this video one big fat like and tell a friend today that Jay from the CB Scouts is that dude