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贵族小说播客第二季首集综述

welcome to the noble novel podcast season 2 episode we're your host Zach Jacob and Jonathan and we bring with us a new host whose name is or guest whatever Antonio Antonio all right so it's been a very long time since we've made another uh episode of the podcast what has it been like seven eight months I don't know somewhere around there some it's been many months so like more than half a year more than half a year now uh we should probably reintroduce ourselves for your sake and hour sick so I'm Zack I'm the leader of the podcast and leader of the new country that we will be uh talking about in season two Zach isanan the beautiful country fell yeah and then yeah just me Z and then Jacob introduce yourself um my name is Jacob I'm from Pennsylvania nearly all from why did you say bro canonically bro bro the Canon M is so over the Canon me is so overy oh my okay anyways uh that's Jacob and now for me I'm I'm Jonathan of course I come from America sure you do sure I yeah sure you do if you know the Lord uh yeah you should totally watch season one if you've seen Jonathan's face very very few have but I can't see you anys anyways now we got our guest for today gu yeah Anton ince yes I am also from America yeah yeah as you can tell from my name Antonio anio what state did you move from uh I was originally from Jersey but I moved here to Pennsylvania let's do a proper introduction our name and our favorite restaurant what is my name is Zach my favorite restaurant you guys already know Pizza King pza we did a stream at Pizza King once yeah yeah Pizza Kings in other states I don't think so I think it's just is that just here in Pennsylvania I think it's Just sh P yeah wait no I think I think I think they have it in Indiana do they I think I think that's a random State that's that's one of those like states that nobody heard I'm sorry if you live in Indiana I'm sorry if you live in Indiana what is Indiana is that is that what where the the telemarketers are is that the state isn't that one of the southern states no I think it's a Northern State they didn't have slaves oh so I don't know wed I know how we wandered from Pizza King to slavery Jacob what's your favorite restaurant um my name is Jacob and my favorite restaurant is probably um I don't know I have a lot of restaurants that I like McDonald's I can't go wrong with McDonald's wo yeah Jonathan what's your favorite restaurant is it uh it starts with a P payex yes good stereotypical Choice uh yeah yeah yeah if you know the lore you know the lore uh Antonio what what's your favorite restaurant Subway I guess Subway you sure it's not Taco Bell no those are not real Taco Bell tacos are so bad true all right now where where have we been you guys might be wondering we've been very busy the academy the H has been the Academy Awards me personally I've been in Jersey I only moved here like this semester yeah Antonio's a couple months ago he moved here like a month or two ago right yeah but you're fitting in with in the F I've been here in Pennsylvania before my family lives here but yeah yeah yeah we met you like a lot yeah that's why we're all friends you know yes yeah we know you we know you quite well I don't know yeah Academy Academy it's been um it's been it's been quite tough um so uh and also winter here cuz it gets pretty cold it gets so cold up here in Jersey too JY yeah even yeah but it's a little bit warmer since we're by the Sea closer uhhuh I don't know it's been like snowing we haven't been able to like go to our filming spots you know all that stuff has been we've attempted to do podcast from all of our uh dorms at Jersey yeah but it's um pretty Hardline it is kind of at Pennsylvania you Pennsylvania yeah so now Jersy I'm from Jersey not not Jersey excuse you sorry Pennsylvania also um new hyp reveals Zach is officially 5'9 he 56 and he's like 57 Jacob's five 56 now I think that's accurate is accurate I'm like I'm like 62 don't listen to him he likes acting like he's better yeah yeah he always thinks we all know who's uh good here and who's bad yeah Zach is officially the tallest and if you saw last season I think we were all both like five tall the tallest yeah as you can obviously see yeah I'm officially the tallest um he's like 5'9 sorry if you're an audio listener he you can't see how tall we really are yeah the camera the camera's facing at the brand new zakan map um so this is the this is going to be the country we're discussing we realize that this has much more uh lore we do not speak of that we don't speak of uh we got a we got a unfortunately because of someone yeah because of someone AK uh J they got the rightful punishment for they got we brought them to justice we we brought them to justice get back in the chamber okay so yeah yeah so uh I don't know yeah zakan is led by oh yeah his house address yeah you want to leak it right now yeah should we leak it right now let's save it for he lives in zist no Jonathan we're not leaking the EP we're not leaking it ever there's no let's save it he lives in zakan no if we leaked it then he'd be leaking our like dorm as well right cuz we we all live in like the same dorm building so we technically be leaking like Jonathan lives on floor 16 no no wow Jacob you act like you don't live on floor 16 yeah yeah you lit no I live on floor 15 I thought you were on 16 or is that Antonio on 16 no no I'm actually on floor 17 stop changing we all know you live that part out we all know you live yeah we literally all right so now uh our main Channel and uh our group channel channel that our group Channel it might have uh might have gotten banned for us oh yeah so uh let's tell you about that story yeah for those of you uhhuh who don't know we made a group Channel called the noble novel podcast and it got banned several times how sad how sad yeah I actually watched it uhuh so but um yeah we we made a group channel uh we uploaded a trailer said the the uh season two would come out this August or something and then it came out even earlier or not August sorry April April I mean April it is April yeah it is April we are filming on the same day that this will probably be releas unless it comes out tomorrow I don't know but uh yeah I don't know but we we have that channel reason why I got banned I'm pretty sure cuz I think I may I was like the primary manager of the account we uploaded a YouTube short in which we got jumped me and Jacob got we made Jonathan and Jacob got jumped and they uploaded their Curr and YouTube YouTube like no no no no no no no bad bad bad bad you cannot do that you don't do that uh but we may do an episode on that story one day Jacob what are you doing quit that there's a in this yeah yeah so but now uh now it's nearing uh what are you doing it's nearing the time where we discuss some of the zakan war zakan war so zakan is a country that is very close to another country yeah uh allow me to see a marker yeah who has the okay Antonio zakan right here has uh tons of main cities uh the capital Williamsburg is right next to uh the Aaron SE right there Williamsburg right next to the Aaron SE uh we have Lake tooba it is excellent Lake it's used often times for the uh fish there very expensive uh what's that food called um like the fish eggs what's that fish Cav caviar very expensive caviar that grows in that like then we have uh then we have wood Woodfield Woodville I don't know who put it as Woodfield Ridge it's Woodville yeah guys who who put it as who put it yeah let's all it's all com blame and Jacob it was him cuz it was prob Jacob and then yeah that's that should be Woodville we're currently editing history also I don't know who put it as Lake it's Lake tuba Lake tuba who put it it's Lake tuba Jacob serly spell like Terri like it's Lake tuba you can spell but you can't spell tuba tuba like the instrument like insance either Tu Lake Tu and then that should be wood sorry for the mistakes yeah and then we have Allen River yeah uh that river is actually right next to uh zakan main enemy pinia this place you bad wait Did we tell them the story of P so p kinas has a leader named uh do we reveal his name do we reveal the name or should that be for later well here let's let's just say that it's like Voldemort do not say their name they do not deserve let's just say that uh their their Capital City might have been named after him let's just say that the capital city leville un I'm sorry whenever I say that it brings me physical pain and then Jonathan T this is where uh most of the rice the rice exports they have really good H yeah that's where I came from if you don't know it's named after the great that person the the leader of penia actually unfortunately goes to our Academy I don't know how he's in it somehow every single day toad they are both uh on medication that is not joke that is not a joke they both yeah and then uh so what I as the leader of zist say what I plan to do we plan on having people go from Lake tuba from Aaron SE over to Levi Jacob didn't know how to spell tuba yeah Jacob didn't know how to spell brother put tooba wait Jacob didn't you wi whatever that means that's just a random wait Jacob but didn't win the spelling spelling be here in how did you win the spelling be in the National Pennsylvania spelling you did not win the national you if you won a national Pennsylvania state award then I think everyone would know you yeah people can look you up oh you won was like you're not famous at all Jacob you're a loser the national award he thinks he's that good most NW worthy thing he did was um do something to a castle to the castle of kingdom of which we can no longer name due to a cease and assist form a person named uh let's call him annel anel watching this anel anel take woman mhm you you should we say that you just said take woman like as paste paste paste um animal I I'm trying to make a last name he just has a last initial is yeah his name is annel anel anel anel yuck let's call him annel yuck man yeah cuz he's yucky he's actually Prett cool guy but still staniel St he didn't enjoy he didn't enjoy enjoy our L he didn't enjoy the lore which he actively was a part of some random day he was like oh you can't do that anymore even though he was some kid in this room they lied his name is his name is his name is Jacob what you mean my name is Jacob terrorist that was Jacob you should sing your start on the map should we focus back on the map the sea giant sea over here so we're we're going to go from like tuba over to the Aaron sea over through Aaron sea hard to make an era and then we're going to go straight into Levi and then while we're doing that we're going to have people go from Allen River from this little Gap we're going to capture this itty bit of land right there there since right here at the central part it's like a crazy um a crazy something I don't know pretty cool it's a pretty cool something that's there yeah that's right but yeah I think we can yeah we're we're going to capture Levi though oh no it's so good that's what's going to happen to pumpin yeah happen pumpkin is going to go we're trying to wait did we conquer Woodville yet yes yes yeah we're going to exterminate the people this is what's going to happen similar to another literally flashback similar to another country we cannot say anything else about that nothing else anyways continue on so after we uh take over Levi B it will be a forever happiness and forever and then we take over pump kinia a leader we'll rename Levi Town destroy all of it Levi no we're we're not L leville le le we're going to put like a patch that has like a pumpkin on it on all the on all of their on all the a pumpkin a pumpkin patch on all their shirts have you guys heard of the star uh not that what the what so we're going to take we're not going to let them ride their bikes we're going to take their bik we're going to take their bikes we're going we're not going to let them go to public movie theaters we're not going to let them go to school they'll only Pebbles eat Pebbles Pebbles and sleep on pieces of mattresses they'll eat match soup they're going to eat they're going to eat [Music] hey what oh wait didn't you guys you guys made a song for that right yeah we can't say that you can't say move well we'll save that for episode too but we are nearing the end of this episode with like about a minute is left so we we wanted to thank everyone for sticking with us all the subscribers all 41 of you Souls that are with us right now you guys are so cool yeah we actually we so even though half of those are probably like my family but still still all of you guys keep watching these videos and like like we gain like what like 15 subscribers when we were gone I don't know but we literally we get like 15 subscribers and that's crazy um uh yeah we just want to thank you so much for support anybody Jacob for thank them this was a very good episode I'll thank you for watching subscribe or okay no subscribe and you will see a good don't don't don't don't don't pull in episode one yeah do not do um in the future the very very future we may have merch merch very all for $100 and for $100 you can purchase Zach only $100 if you send us a penny uh you'll get a shout out please please send us a penny please we need money we need it also all of the promises that we made last season are pretty much all erased yeah we not holding those promises sorry sorry that's too bad that's too bad promises to you guys what were the promises one of them was going to briten I'm pretty sure end going so any change of plans sorry change of plans there was a lot of um lots of changes anyway let's end this episode because we're about to get kicked out of the library why no not this is a public library this we're being laugh this is the best library in Pennsylvania I telling you this is the best Library uh we'll endever wait if if you guys want to communicate with us we we have a Gmail Noble novel podcast gmail.com spelled n o b l e Noble and then novel podcast just like that up there just like that this is our plane this is our plan yes although we should give hints about the next episode like the plan say we put a lot of effort into planning and deciding what we're going to share with you yeah oh sick edit sick edit so zit Zack edits be popping off so now next episode is probably going to be about how how zakay started yeah and then maybe like episode three might be how uh we all got um jump yeah in Woodville one day we'll do that as well let's hope I'm still a guest that time definitely come back for another episode cuz I mean we still got you know cuz we promised I'm pretty sure it's like all those the footage from the trailers from the channel that got banned that was all for like the the Woodville episode it's a play it's a Jacob Hicks if we had like a emojis to describe people Zach would have a crown emoji Jacob would have a plain Emoji um Jonathan would have a rice I have a lake water Taco emoi Taco Emoji I would have I don't know why no fish tacos because Antonio loves tacos and and Jonathan loves rice and Jacob loves PL and you are the the game yeah so like subscribe do it yeah and that's it that's it see you guys in episode two goodbye and