[Music] animals we all love animals mate and no one loves them as much as vegans except maybe zuas but listen all vegans want to do is end the suffering of animals right yet somehow they're almost universally hated not going to lie right that's actually kind of impressive now how the do you do that mate but as annoying as they are right I think I found some mistakes that vegans have been doing and also right there's a few things about veganism that I don't understand so to better understand the vegan cult a little better right I have a few questions mate so I'll present to you right part one of questions I've always wanted to ask a vegan but I can't cuz they're a little bit scary let's go oh listen there's the thing right I don't 100% fully understand what you can and can't do as a vegan now listen I get the whole thing about e fruits and vegetables is fine but eating meat is unethical right cuz animals have to die to give us meat obviously but why can't you have eggs and milk like me cows and chickens don't die to make eggs and milk right now they just pop out eggs and milk as part of being alive so why they abs some cuz eggs and milk come from factory farms which are cool grade and by eating them you're contribute to like yeah yeah I get that right but what if you had cows and chickens yourself right and you were nice to them let's say you're an animal lover right and you got lots of land right and you decide to buy some chickens and cows and you love them and you cherish them like your Mar Poppin or something right oh my God you spend all day hugging them and kissing them and singing songs to them and providing them with everything they need to have the best life right and in doing so oh look at that mate I'll pop a few eggs right and out squat some milk into a conveniently placed bottle so why can't you have those now why is there no such a thing as vegan milk mil and vegan eggs do you know what I mean cuz me that is a billion dollar idea is it not and God knows you skinniest F vegans could do with the protein do you know what I mean Jesus Christ like the definition of veganism by the vegan society says veganism aims to exclude all forms of exploitation of and cruelty to animals right and these eggs and milk were G with zero exploitation or cred animals none of that right just hugs and kisses so if vegans love and cherish their own cows and ticket right can't they enjoy a nice egg omelette with a tall glass of milk no no animal products are all grade even if the animals are nothing but love because uh um uh because we can't have anything that come from an animal period vegan logic really um okay M that leads me to another question okay so I get that I can't eat an animal cuzz that means I'd have to kill it right which is suffering and I can't have eggs or milk either that come from an animal obviously cuz that be exploded an animal somehow I don't know right but what if I had no involvement with the animal at all let's say I'm walking along and I see a cow right and oh my God it drops dead right there and then lucky I mean oh no how sad but listen I didn't kill it right or exploit it in any way the since not breaking the two major rules of veganism right can I not pop on the grill and have some burgers with the boys no just cuz it's dead does it mean you can now exploit it you prick what okay what if I don't eat it right maybe I'm just cold and I want it cold no okay what if I just want like a tooth to make a pretty necklace now grade no using dead animal right for any reason that oh okay fine what about now let the off far now great just check in listen right vegans basically hate one thing in life right and that's people who hurt and kill animals but what I hate more than anything right is people hurting me by collecting and selling my data listen everyone knows about scumbag companies that gather your data build a profile of you and sell it onto companies right but a lot of people don't really care about it and to be honest why would you right when this cautionary message comes from a brain dead cartoon YouTuber but it's not just me right even academics like my boy Jordan Peterson have huge concerns about it too and maybe you'll take it a bit more seriously when he says it I don't think people understand the degree to which they are profiled online you have no idea what sort of digital footprint that you're leaving behind you and with AI systems it's a problem that's so big you can't imagine it artificially intelligent systems can do things you can't imagine and not only can they they are and they will and there are almost no protections for that almost no protections right except for incog listen right incog is the superhero that we all need cuz what it does right is it goes to data Brokers and forces them to delete your data which is something that you could do yourself right but it would take literally years but within Cog you only need to spend 5 minutes seriously right all you have to do is just give them some basic information and they get to work right away and even keep you up to date with how much they've done fantastic and better yet right if you guys sign up with my link in the description you get a mindboggling 60% off M as if incognit doesn't do enough as it is so to get this amazing product at amazing discount right go to incognito.com Gray and protect your privacy and your balls today and a quick question for any vegans who are religious right if God wanted us to be vegan why is it that I cry when I cut into an onion but not a chicken because if God wanted me to be a vegan right surely he'd make me cry every time I cut into flesh and meat but now he makes me cry when I cut into an onion a veget vegetable Checkmate vegans but another question right can vegans eat mushrooms now listen I know you might hear that and think that's a stupid question right but apparently according to science mushrooms are genetically closer to humans than they are plant so if we go by that logic right doesn't that mean that if you eat mushroom you're closer to being a cannibal then you are a vegan ah disgusted call yourself a vegan cannibal listen so if you ever see a vegan eating a mushroom right you smack him in the face and make sure you turn the tables on him right and lecture him on the inhumane food choices he's making fake vegan cun and that's the video listen I've got more questions for vegans right enough for three other videos right but I'll upload those in another time let me know what you find the most annoying about vegans in the comments below and maybe I'll make a part five mate until then right go watch some more videos in it all cheers mate peace [Music]