my name is Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive [Music] no oh [ __ ] so as you know you've probably seen this on a YouTube before there's a lot of um a lot of videos where they make the game faster right like Alden ring sped up oh my God 200 500 game speed you know what's missing slow so that's what we're doing I'm gonna make it painfully slow like [ __ ] horribly slow he's not getting past the market all right listen the game is Just slower dog it's not like harder I'm gonna be fine dude no new character no that's gonna take too much time here you know what I'll just I'll just go in there I'll put some sliders up and see what we get we'll make a you know ball just like top G oh my God that is actually beautiful that is actually beautiful he looks like a geometry teacher why the [ __ ] is why is that so specific it's specifically a geometry teacher okay looking good it looks like a [ __ ] big mouth character that is actually disgusting he's a geometry teacher I'm sorry that that [ __ ] was like so freaking funny for no reason no one will ever understand this because it makes almost no sense it's just so specific geometry teacher me when I see geometry teacher whatever the [ __ ] that means it begins game speed what do I set it to one is normal right we'll put it at like half we'll we'll cut it in half for now we'll probably make it slower later wait let me how slow is this all right that's pretty freaking slow all right let's go the Journey Begins it's like with the Sandy from [ __ ] cyberpunk dude I got the most [ __ ] like insane hardcore music playing that is just so goddamn slow put on some classical music it's perfect [Music] let's go the first boss holy [ __ ] there's actually like it's so fitting [Music] there he is I don't know when I can go in dog he's too [ __ ] slow I usually [ __ ] slapped my bald ass head dude I said he looked like a geometry teacher because he was super angular you know that's a good point I thought you meant like just every geometry teacher looked like that oh my God I was literally on beat with the music so beautiful this is crazy I look like a [ __ ] villain dog I'm evil geometry is freaking evil I can see it in your eyes if you didn't invade whatever would you do stupid oh my God the music is so good combined to this slow ass gameplay it's actually so perfect is this Dark Souls 2 yeah I downloaded the Dark Souls 2 mod you know the worst part is I can make this even slower slower slower right now all right we'll make it slower we're now at 0.4 speed holy [ __ ] that's so dramatic and running up a soldier godric he doesn't even know oh my God he knows [Music] oh my [ __ ] god what an ending to the song whoever said play classical music that was [ __ ] genius [Music] [Music] it's so [ __ ] funny I don't know why it's just so freaking funny how perfectly the music matches with this oh you want to see something funny I don't know if this still works do you have emote and then you like just Sprint it and your character should do a funny [Music] okay here we go we're gonna touch a woman now we have a horse [Music] oh it's so beautiful look how happy he is on his horse wow [Music] the timing it's so perfect for no reason [Music] [Music] [Music] veins [Music] oh God get up I got a class to teach [ __ ] I couldn't roll Roger no [ __ ] you'll pay mortgage how dare you he was my friend [Music] God it was too slow no [ __ ] bro why [Music] oh my [ __ ] god oh God pull that sword out [ __ ] I'm running away from that [Music] oh my God Roger is a [ __ ] monster [Music] foreign [Music] it's over Market I've won wait no I haven't now I've won all right you want to see maximum slow I will show you point five I can't even get whatever point zero point zero two this is how slow it can get [Music] like it is just [ __ ] impossible dude there's no way I'm playing this game like this you go onto the bridge and instead of going on to it you walk beside it like bro that makes no [ __ ] sense dude what the [ __ ] are you saying you go onto the bridge but not on it you walk beside it and he's confused he's just you know he's figuring it out we'll give him his time man that's crazy dude oh yeah that's that's crazy [Music] yeah I always find my own way to kill this man [Music] oh God [Music] run I need a [ __ ] get away from the fire wait I just realized I don't have any blue oops oh God let's see this in slow motion [Music] [ __ ] Christ [Music] it's over the geometry the geometry teacher always wins literally struggled saying that because it sounds so [ __ ] stupid let's go we did it [Music] another student expelled so [ __ ] stupid dude let's go to battle [Music] like a scene out of a movie so [ __ ] like an early dude [ __ ] oh wow hey man thanks for the emote [Music] [ __ ] it taken so long to die just [ __ ] perish It's Gonna Take 10 minutes to get to him yeah honestly I wouldn't doubt it oh [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of the way lady yeah he just [ __ ] killed them all dude Jesus Christ yeah he's hitting the [ __ ] Nae Nae over there God damn the hot dude's crazy so for that this chair just squeaked damn you hate Shooter McGavin what the [ __ ] dude shooter mcgavins in the chat holy [ __ ] I eat pieces of [ __ ] I don't know why the shooter McGavin [ __ ] will always get funny to me probably like half the people in here don't even know who like the reference don't do it the [ __ ] it was too slow the game [ __ ] crashed [Music] yeah that's me right now [Music] run what are you guys doing what the [ __ ] [Music] damn how the [ __ ] did I die from that dude my role was [ __ ] immaculate oh [ __ ] yo this is the song I made with a friend like centuries ago yo we gotta hear this dude corpse corpse is coming up on the track here we got some time for the song when I met him in the studio to make this song the most chill guy dude you would never guess what he looks like oh you want to see a picture of corpse yeah you want me to leak corpse face reveal real quick I met him in person to make this song I'll link his face right now get ready get ready this is corpse this is corpse that's what that's him that's him that's what he looks like face reveal corpse face reveal don't do this go through it that's half my health dog Jesus Christ why am I on a hard mode mod my game crashed again [Music] oh my God why am I doing I'm chilling you know just uh witnessing in a cinematic Masterpiece is uh away [Music] [ __ ] God that's so sad that's so [ __ ] sad the way you are playing is a painting that is playable yeah this this is actually a work of art [Music] bye bye no no look at him go I'm a [ __ ] evil man I it zoomed in for a second I thought it was Tyler one let's see my PC can handle it [Music] [Music] thank you I forgot about that goddamn move [Music] [Applause] [Music] yeah there's actually so [ __ ] cool coming to Ronaldo with a good idea foreign [Music] god dude she lived that are you [ __ ] kidding me that is so sad the fact that the watch that in slow motion I don't watch myself [ __ ] die like that in slow motion what the [ __ ] dude how did I thought that would do enough damage to kill her you gotta be [ __ ] [ __ ] me that was a heavy attack dog oh my God stop using that move just let me get close [Music] I'm absolutely [ __ ] [ __ ] in the ass dog holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is she doing why she is she just [ __ ] like posed on me dude she hit the emote what was that foreign come back here [Music] it's finally over [Music] let's go it's okay hey you guys want to see a magic trick go check this out so before when it was slow that geometry teacher's POV this is what the world sees this is what everyone sees when they're fighting in geometry teacher exactly what they see that's how fast he goes I did some some off-stream uh grinding all completely in slow motion by the way a hundred percent I I did it all in slow motion I swear to God I I definitely did do you see how hairless I am I'm too aerodynamic I'm flying through the wind practically I [ __ ] hate you oh okay you actually just got [ __ ] on there's so much [ __ ] it's so stinky [Music] yeah get his ass [ __ ] him up oh my God she hit it like [ __ ] 50 damage with that I want your death God that was so cool such a cool line die get rocked nerd yeah that's what some octane grinding does baby you put in that work for two days and [ __ ] your chair it Shattered by me just touching it what a [ __ ] pathetic chair literally pathetic chair that's [ __ ] embarrassing Katniss and Peta should have [ __ ] why did why did you say that no one's [ __ ] talking about Hunger Games no one's even mentioned Hunger Games you just randomly say that it's been like [ __ ] like what like 10 years since that movie came out yeah I'm already done leveling up don't look at me like that oh my God he's so [ __ ] fast he's so fast that literally in slow motion we couldn't even see him move he just [ __ ] teleported can you be my father yeah uh just you know you remember like mom's number because in order for me to be your father like lore wise I have to [ __ ] your mom so I asked that if you want me to be your father I have to [ __ ] your mom like it has to be lore accurate just saying because if I don't [ __ ] your mom the hell do you exist you're inbred old entering reference oh my God holy [ __ ] you have diseases you have [ __ ] STDs and all sorts of birth defects yo do you like Elden ring if I ever get stabbed like like I'm getting mugged or something and someone stabs me I would say oh my God this is just like Among Us this is an Among Us Reference fire Giants we meet once again I'm so happy to see you foreign [Music] fire Giants all over me okay oh what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] no no no no you're not doing that [ __ ] finally thank God first try did it hip hip hooray to watch melona burn alive in slow motion [Music] this is geometry teachers workbook this is geometry teachers world now [Music] holy [ __ ] the music it's perfect timing [Music] get his ass Bernal get his ass get him oh God he's getting [ __ ] up yes perish if I get hit once I die hold on I got the rocks oh oh oh oh [ __ ] this is why I don't use the healing rocks stop like how do you okay why you go the other way dog this [ __ ] guy oh my God what the [ __ ] was that I'm never locking on again I'm never locking on again die yeah thanks [ __ ] God if I fumbled there I would have lost my mind can I have an Elden ring challenge for you to try wanna hear it yeah let me hear your great idea I'm sure it's a good one churro Alden ring but your forklift certified ha ha ha good one let's continue on foreign [Music] it's about to get real Majestic in here oh our mid-roll dog foreign this literally like makes the fight so much cooler just it being in slow motion foreign foreign oh my God that was close [Music] I win let's go what a beautiful fight that was literally that was like I was watching a [ __ ] play it was so beautiful so [ __ ] goofy without sound effects to be granted audience once more there you go Grandpa you finally finished your sentence don't blow your back out I'm just imagining ah [ __ ] sound effect s why is the music always so on synced literally perfect timing the music I like I said dude it's always like a perfect timing for whatever reason I'm not even gonna complain about it that's just from gold [Music] Grandpa I hate you [Music] oh God please spare me oh he's So Graceful it's so elegant I don't want a hug get the [ __ ] away from me no [ __ ] please [Laughter] I just imagine the Titanic what he was holding me like that oh my God are you trying to [ __ ] me dude just jump over it it's over Grandpa nice drinks I win [Music] may your fight be better in slow motion free hit not a free hit wait yes go get nope I take it back [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] I can't even see him [Music] holy [ __ ] this is Cinematic foreign [ __ ] it's over [Music] I'm sorry radagon there can only be one God and that's geometry teacher the world must learn geometry the world is now his class oh my God I just realized how long it's going to take to get there it's gonna take so goddamn long to run over there oh please please come closer please please don't don't go farther foreign [Music] [Music] Stars oh God oh please not this again [Music] [Music] oh he's swinging at me too yo it doesn't look as cool as I thought I think radagon looked cooler oh my God he's breathing fire are you [ __ ] kidding me holy [ __ ] this is [ __ ] chaos is that the Elden ring oh my God [Music] I gotta go I gotta go dude foreign Beast sounds you heard that [Music] it's over geometry teacher truly is the one and only Elden Lord look how happy he is [Laughter] this is your hero geometry teacher they said he couldn't do it [Music] they said it was impossible now the world shall know geometry now let's see a true Lord sit on the throne this is for the outer God of geometry the Pythagorean order yeah the golden order is no more holy [ __ ] oh you look so [ __ ] yucky dude but that is that is what the prime human form looks like the Pinnacle male specimen exactly top G stands for top geometry holy [ __ ] that's good that's pretty good there he is the true top G the world is his class now and they shall learn they will do their homework no you think I'm doing that again [Music]