it's the beginning of a new month and it's also that time for my channel to clean itself a little we're detoxing ourselves from those Jupiter sized aai and cleansing our soul with some wholesomeness otherwise YouTube will expand their domain impoverished abyss and place a yellow seal on me now imagine this you're in the same school club as your crush and the club you're in only has two people it's you and her and to make it all even better she suddenly asks you out then you snap back to reality because it's most likely never going to happen to you but that's why I bring you this manga for you to insert yourself into the story this manga is called you like me don't you and it's about this lucky guy who went through years and years of magic training to become a wizard and uses his hypnosis ability to hypnotize the cute popular Senpai at his school to confess to him however the guy is so dense that light bends around him so it takes some time for the two to develop their Rance for one another it's a diabetic manga that'll have you lying on your bed wondering why couldn't it be me we open with our protagonist wondering what does Victory and defeat in love mean if you get rejected then it's a loss and you listen to some sad playlist while binge eating like a sumo wrestler however if you get accepted then it's a win and you do some backflips for our boy love is complicated but those Victory conditions are a basic rule that even someone with a hollow head like him could understand then a girl walks down the stairs and said good morning to our boy her name is shamori Kumi and they're playing some sort of board game our protagonist's name is Kya suichi she looks at him and expresses how happy she is that he joined the club cuz without him here she'd be playing it all by herself like she's a schizophrenic patient who ran away from her Hospital the two are in the literature club and there are only two members shiram Mori and Kya our boy lets her know this club isn't meant for playing board games and it isn't really a club in the first place but she stops him and gets close to him and says that she's saying some nice things so don't kill the mood then she smiles and lets him know that that isn't a very cutie patootie move from him Kya blushes and she asks how are his classes going and is he fitting in since he's an introvert our boy pulls out his voice lines and starts monologuing like an anime character and shiram Mori calls him out for it Kya gets shy and turns away she laughs and apologizes to him she asks if he's pouting and our boy tells her to stop teasing him then our boy looks at her face and starts drooling like a Hungry Hippo he explains that Senpai is one of the top four people in school that'll have you walk on three legs just by seeing them she's cheerful and is also very kind she also lives in a completely different planet compared to Kya but before he knew it the two have been spending time together for an entire year shiram Mori looks up and our boy starts turning r red thinking she noticed his bulge then she moves in closer to him while staring directly into his soul turns out she was just moving her piece on the board however our boy senses some immense Aura in front of him and as he looks up sheram Mori asks if he was expecting something else Kya starts stuttering but he locks in hides his sniper rifle between his legs and goes back to playing the game then Kya explains how Senpai has a passive ability and it activates when she smiles when she smiles she flips a switch in all guys causing them to start twitching and they would want to spoil her our boy notices her staring into the distance and turns out she also has another ability called the twin milk rocket stare and this works just like the Medusa's eyes cause once you stare back at it you turn rock hard luckily our boy was able to look away in time and lets her know that he had already won shamori starts trembling and cries as she accepted her defeat she tells him it isn't fair and accuses him of training his hands on The Daily to have such good movements and she starts making some questionable hand gestures Kya tells her that it's wrong to say hard work equals cheating so she lets him know that she'll work even harder to defeat him then shamori explains to him that in the end they didn't get any new members this year so it's just going to be the two of them again our boy tenses every part of his muscle to stop him from screaming hip hiip hoay and start tap down dancing but unfortunately he didn't clench his hard enough so he accidentally lets out a sign of happiness and tells her that he doesn't mind it at all after hearing this shiram Mori turns red and starts teasing him our boy panics and quickly tells her that he simply doesn't want to talk to new members that's all but suddenly she gets close to his ears and gave him a live ASMR performance as she tells him she'll give him a reward if he wins kya's eyes widen as he hears this and she lets him know that he can ask for anything his ears starts tingling and his imagination runs wild thinking about some amazing things that could only ever happen in my dreams because I'm single as Kya stops himself and snaps back to reality and tells her to stop teasing him however she will not yield and asks what does he think about it but our boy's backbone is made out of vibranium so despite her advancement he will not fold no matter what shamori pouts and tells him to forget it and she pulls out her final saion form and with maximum charm she confronts him and asks you actually like me right our boy gets shocked and his weener Quivers so hard you can hear it he's at a loss for words and can barely say anything like he's having a stroke so she asks him again if he likes her Kya is caught so off guard by this she sent him into the flashback realm our boy thinks about how he has always been in love with her ever since they met in this room and before he knows it he's already gotten so hard for her I mean fallen so hard for her Kya has imagined confessing to her and going out but he doesn't have the guts to do it that's why he's been trying his best to hide it shamori continues to asks him the same question and she lets him know that she always notices him staring her down with his oneeyed snake so there's no need to hide it our boy realized there's no way out of this so shiram Mori smiles and Pats his back as she laughs and tells him not to worry since she won't tell anyone or tease him about it Kya realizes it's over and she found out then she asks him once again if he truly likes her our boy folded and said yes he likes her Kya falls into despair thinking his life is completely over and it's now time for him to vanish from the face of this planet and move over to a new Galaxy but an event rarer than the arrival of aliens occurs shiram Mori suddenly asks him if the two should try going out with each other Kya face went blank and wonders if his ears are broken due to the ASMR earlier but she reassures him that he's not hearing voices in his head and she's actually asking him if they should go out our boy starts sweating like crazy and she lets him know that he only has 10 seconds to decide on it Kya starts freaking out as she starts the countdown like a time bomb so he quickly takes a look at her beautiful gorgeous necktie and easily comes up with his answer Kya asks her to go out with him even if it's just a trial shamori smiled and tells him that she'll be in his care and just like that our boy's Dream came true and he's now going out with the Senpai he's head over heels for however they're only testing the waters so it's not fully official just yet Kya tells his friend tokia shimakura about his situation with shamori he tells our boy that the fact he found himself a girlfriend is already like winning the lottery so it's even more mind baffling to think that it's shiram Mori Kya explains that tokia is one of his few friends and by few he means his only friend and he's an absolute Chad with a schlong so big you can see it from space he's the Lone Wolf type since he can't have all these losers around him messing up the chances of him picking up University girls and office mommies the guy is happy for Kya since he gets to go out with his dream girl then he asks how did he confess to her Kya explains she's the one who did the confessing tokia gets absolutely stunned to the core thinking our boy got some crazy hidden Godly RZ so Kya explains the entire situation in detail and after hearing him out he repeats the phrase as a trial Kya gets pissed thinking tokia is making fun of him since there's a chance she might cancel her subscription after the free trial but it's the opposite since the guy lets him know that even if it's just a trial she wouldn't want to date someone she doesn't like so our boy is on the green here he tells him to have some more confidence cuz after all he's a former pro than he cuts himself when a particular person enters the cafeteria it's shiram Mori Senpai and everyone's eyes are tracking on to her like its Aimbot tokia signals to him that she's here to see him and he should greet her however our boy does not believe in miracles so he denies this and took a glance at her wondering if she's really here for him The Shining shiram Mori waves at him with a smile so our boy did the most most logical thing to do in this situation hide underneath the table like the demons are after him tokia asks him what in God's name is he doing at this point he's just speedrunning getting dumped Kya thinks that maybe he should have waved back like a normal human being but there's still a chance that she was waving at someone else until she walks up to him and asks if she can sit at his table Kya gets confused and tells her he's here with his friend however tokia lets her know he's totally fine with it shiram Mori grabs a seat and after taking a look at his noodles she asks if she can have a bite of it Kya gets stunned over the fact that she wants to have a taste of his half-eaten noodles shiram Mori gets confused and wonders if he's worried about something our boy lets her know he's not worried so she tells him to hurry up and feed her kya's sweat starts forming around his face as he goes in to feed her his noodles but a girl with some nice perfect sized calcium bags appeared and without even seeing her face I can sense she's a banger she says the name Kumi and grabs a hold of shiram Mori from behind she apologizes for having her weight and her hands gets a bit too comfortable for YouTube monetization meanwhile Kya puts his head down as he gets real mad thinking it should have been his hands everyone in the cafeteria gets real hyped up since two of the four Heavenly beauties of the school are assembling like they're The Avengers the girl's name is Anne and she might be a guy because she's really loving Amor's chesticles a bit too much our boy finds it rare to see that Senpai who always teases him is now blushing so hard then he looks away otherwise he'll sink the cafeteria with his yogurt ammunition with an angry face shiram Mori looks back at him and she tells her friend that they should quickly grab themselves a meal Kya whose brain is made up of air and diarrhea wonders why is she's staring at him shamori Senpai pouts and turns away as she walks off tokia feels bad for shiram Mori Senpai and our boy asks why but he lets him know it won't mean anything if he doesn't realize it himself then our boy receives a message of Doom it's shiram Mori Senpai and she tells him there's something she wants to talk to him about after school tokia lets him know it's over for him and he's truly the speedrun god Kya starts panicking thinking she's already about to cancel her free trial just one day in Kya starts sweating when the time comes and he can't stop moving around like he's overdosing on Aderall he slides open the door thinking she might break up with him as he enters the room he's greeted with shiram Mori Senpai saying he actually came she tells him she's glad he showed up because after all he did ignore her earlier and with a face like she's about to commit a federal crime she tells him he must hate her to do something like that our boy quickly yells out to her that that isn't it he was just really happy that she's his girlfriend and is super embarrassed to look her in the face shiram Mori is caught off guard by this but after hearing this she was Dripping with happiness and says thank you she asks if he thought she was mad then she teases him for thinking a lot about her however that's not why she's here so she tells him to have a seat Kya is relieved that she seems to be in a better mood but as he looks up shiram Mori is looking like she hasn't taken her morning poop kya's ass hair trembles in fear wondering why all of a sudden she's pouting again then in a voice of a middle-aged man who smokes 20 packs of cigarettes a day she tells him to not sit over there she gets up and tells him to sit in front of her otherwise she's going to get mad for real this time Kya slides his chair in and shiram Mori is now a happy girl she invites him to play the board game with her again then shamori asks is it embarrassing for him to be going out with her our boy thinks about it and realizes it should be the opposite since she's dating someone like him so he asks why did she choose to go out with him shiram Mori starts grinning and asks why would he ask her such an unusual question but our boy just tells her that he's curious Kya ask if it's right for him to assume she did it because she also likes him sheram Mori got up and his heart starts beating heavily but she says she's not telling Kya is disappointed to hear this and she starts laughing sheram Mori explains that it'll be boring to easily give him the answer normally so she tells him that if he wins this match she'll reveal how she feels about him Kya realizes shiram Mori Senpai is good and he might lose to her but he has beaten her before so he sticks his chest up and said nah I'd win however the last person who said that got turned into a KitKat so our boy has lost the fight before it had even begun after winning shamori adds in a random rule that the loser will have to be punished she thinks about something that isn't too difficult for him otherwise she'll feel bad she finally got an idea and she tells him he has to say I like you to her 10 times kya's jaw dropped and says that it's too embarrassing however he thinks it's a good chance for him to convey his feelings for Senpai he reminds himself to stay hard and it's mentally not physically this time he breathes in and tells her I like you but she rejects his attempt faster than YouTube rejecting my videos for monetization she explains that she wants him to say it while looking into her eyes after having her hands touch his face our boy folded and snapped like a twig and he says it again I like you but shiram Mori said it doesn't count and tells him to put more emotions into it so Kya clenches his fist and yells I like you shiram Mor's heart skipped a beat and she starts blushing then our boy starts spamming his voice lines like an interactive NPC in a video game and he did all this while maintaining eye contact the entire time which honestly had to be the hardest part because Senpai is packing those perfect sized jugular milkers shamori is surprised Kya is able to do something so embarrassing our boy gets up and lets her know that he's heading home but suddenly she gives him another live ASMR performance and tells him that she loves him too Kya is stunned to hear this and she starts smiling at him she teases him since his face is so red and she tells him to continue this conversation on their way back home and she'll be waiting for him out side Kya fell to his knees and started blushing even harder just by hearing those three words from her he damn near had a cardiac arrest but our boy thinks she's just messing around with him however he does not dislike it then our boy utters out that he loves her more and luckily shiram Mori Senpai is just outside the door and was able to hear this I think I'm foaming my mouth from all the diabetes I'm being filled with it's kya's first time walking home with Senpai since they started dating and his ball sacks are all sticky and sweaty from the nervousness and suddenly she stops him and asks if he's a fast reader our boy gets confused about this question since it came out of the blue so she explains that it's because whenever he borrows her books he'd always return them in an instant or is he returning them quickly because he wants to see her as soon as possible karuya starts blushing and explains to her that it's just his principles that he'd return the books he borrowed as soon as possible and he tells her not everything in his life revolves around her shiram Mori gets sad after hearing this and the fumble master I mean Kya starts panicking since he might have hurt her feelings sheram Mori walks away feeling embarrassed since she was completely off with that guess but our boy stops her and lets her know that he's a liar and he wanted to return her books quickly so he could get her attention after hearing this her face lit back up and said she knew she was right she tells him she had a feeling since he likes her so much after all Kya starts getting embarrassed and tries running away but she pulls his shirt back and while walking she tells him it feels like they've had a similar conversation before however our boy couldn't remember a single thing since his memories are filled up with screenshots of her premium medium Honkers so she tells him that she vividly remembers it it happened around a year ago when she was in her second year A guy walks up to her and her friends inviting them to karaoke but shirur explains she has to head home straight away to read a book she is really excited for but they didn't care and brushed it off as her being free she tried to explain it to them however they think she could just read it any time then she realized that these people see reading as just a way of killing time and hanging out with friends is much more important although she wants to deny their invitation she can't since she's everyone's reliable onean but just as she's about to agree to join them a voice calls to her and it's Kya he apologizes for interrupting and lets her know that their adviser called him and he wants him to bring her along so she said goodbye to her friends since she now has something to take care of she tells Kya to head to the teacher office but our boy is straight up lying again she gets confused as to why would he lie for no reason our boy says it's better to not tell her but that just peaked her curiosity so he explains that he overheard her conversation earlier and it felt like she didn't want to go to Koke with those guys so he puts on his superhero cape and saves her from that situation shamori Senpai gets confused and she starts panicking thinking her Expressions was different than usual but our boy assures her that she was acting like usual Kya tells her that if it was him and people said that he's free despite him telling them he wants to read a book personally he wouldn't let it slide her eyes starts glowing after hearing this then our boy apologizes since he was caught in the moment and thought he he was the main character so if she actually wanted to jam her butts out she could still catch up to her friends but she said nah he's right she really didn't want to go she is surprised to think that Kya would be the type to say something like that then Kya returns her her book he borrowed earlier she's surprised to see that he reads these at the speed of light so our boy explains that the book is really interesting that's why and he also has a principle of his to return the books he borrowed as soon as possible then he said goodbye to her shiram Mori smiles and thinks to herself that he said the exact same thing back then Kya wonders why she's laughing but she said it's nothing the voices are just talking to her then she mumbles that he's really oblivious shamori Senpai begins to explain why she accepted his confession it's because she was filled with happiness when Kya came in Riding on His White Horse to rescue her from a dire situation where she was about to fold do you have any idea how wet I was when you came to save me then she starts smiling with such joy and happiness on her face but she snaps herself out of it since life isn't all shits and giggles because there's still taxes to pay and she wouldn't want him to see her with that expression so she tells him it's time to go home at school Kya is thinking about how he feels like he isn't a good match for her since the difference between the two is like LeBron James and a random guy who plays for his high school then his friend tokia appears and his uniform is all wrinkled up he explains that last night he was going back to back to back till sunrise so he overslept a bit Kya H hopes he could have as much experience in love as him but tokia tells him it's fine since he has a girlfriend now he asks how far did he go with shiram Mori Senpai he wonders if he laid down the pipe and filled the hole however our boy reminds him that it's only been 3 days then we see some nice legs pointing toward the two as they talk about how our boy should take the initiative otherwise it'll be boring and no one likes boring stuff turns out it's Shira Mori and she places her chin on kya's shoulder and apologizes for being boring Kya freaks out and she greets the two of them tokia asks if she's actually dating Kya so she grabs onto our boy's arm and lets him know that they're actually dating tokia is happy to hear this and tells her to go easy on him since he has only talked to one girl in his life and it's his mom he tells her that on behalf of all of kya's friends he offers his congratulations and blessings shiram Mori thanks him but suddenly tokia locks in and tells her that that is only if she's actually serious about him she gets confused and tokia tells her he's just kidding he's just goofing around and said goodbye to them and asks her to not tease him so much shamori tells him toia is a good guy Kya gets confused and she explains that although he said he was joking but he probably meant that if she were to hurt him he won't forgive her she lets him know he has a good friend and she tells him tokia is actually really popular among the third-year students a lot of girls in her class would spread their legs wide open for him Kya don't find this information too interesting since he's always been hit on since middle school and shiram Mori says she can see why since he's a good-look guy after hearing this our boy took six shots of tequila went through the five stages of grief and enters his emo mode he asks if she's also into guys like tokia she gets stunned to hear this and our boy panics since he was getting a bit too real just now shiram Mori Senpai starts laughing since Kya is getting super jealous but she tells him to not worry about it and she moves in close to his ears and lets him know that right now he is her one and only her breath sent shivers down his spine all the way to his tip and he almost had an orgasm she tells him to not forget these words that she just said she tells him it's time for her to go to class and quickly waves goodbye to him and lets him know they'll see each other after school our boy is still stunned trying to comprehend what she said he is super happy to hear this but since she said right now he starts worrying again thinking she prefers handsome guys after all then we all go back to square one and he thinks that she's just teasing him again suddenly the bell rings and it's time for him to head back to class this ended at chapter 5 and chapter 9 just dropped and there's some amazing stuff to see so definitely check out chapter 9 truly life enlightening moment also her stomach is a 9.3 out of 10 extremely lickable