[Music] I don't what [Music] they I'm come back like a boomerang wow JoJo siwa is so cool I wonder what she'll be doing in 5 years wouldn't hurt to check oh my God where am I is this a b is jojoa here why would she be at a bar where is [Music] she oh my God uh excuse me sir I'm looking for this girl called JoJo siwa do you happen to know her like have you seen her yeah that's me I'm JoJo Sia am I in a different Universe why does this version of Jojo siwa look like she's on steroids and she looks like she's about to burp some gym equipment at me oh my God take me back take me back dinosaurs did I teleport too far back oh my God wait did Sephora exist back then how am I going to get my makeup done without my Contour conspiracy theory JoJo siwa is gay now before anyone comes for me let me show you the clues that I have that make makes me believe that she's gay when you go to her profile you can see that she has a playlist with a rainbow emoji and the rainbow flag which everyone knows that that means gay but then when you click on it you can tell that she was reacting to this girl you wouldn't know so this Tik Tok makes me think why would she react to a girl and not a guy you know because if she was straight she would be reacting to a guy but instead she's reacting to a girl which really makes me think that she might be gay and she also did mention in the caption that girlfriend left something here like her girlfriend was there and she left that there but she might just be trying to throw us off like oh look I have this girl friend that's like she's a friend of mine she's a girl but in fact I'm straight so that's why I don't trust that caption she's just trying to MindPlay us that she might be straight but in a gay way but in a straight way but in reality she's gay okay that was just me being stupid because obviously she came on not as gay a few years ago but it's funny that unintentionally I predicted her being gay if you've been following me for a while you know that I've been a big JoJo fan for years now I've made several videos defending Jojo siwa and I feel like I have all the rights to criticize her on what's Happening Now which we're going to start off with her faking that she was pregnant a bunch of times a couple years ago everyone's been dragging Jojo siwa and I say rightfully so for having a fake pregnancy on social media but did you know that s mosa her ex's ex her ex's ex also did a fake pregnancy on social media judging from the comments saying this didn't age well I think this was posted right around the time that she and Avery had been broken up but hadn't told us yet it's a really weird video and I don't understand it but at least sof didn't post multiple time she posted multiple pictures of her pretending that she was pregnant which I don't know why why and I think at this point she had actually come out so who the hell is this guy was this her ex of the X to the ex of the ex and even with her mother I never saw this one anyway I'm glad this trend is over and her latest trend is um silence so she faked at least three times being pregnant it's kind of reminding me of James Charles when he faked being pregnant is she doing what he was doing and if you're saying oh but La you also fake being pregnant mine was clearly a dumbass joke and I was pretending that I was pregnant with my cat that's not your daughter why is he treating his cat like a child you do realize that's not your daughter right really then explain [Music] this if you're comparing me making a dumb joke about being pregnant with my cat and I clearly stated 15 months pregnant with JoJo actually hinting that she was pregnant please I don't know about you guys but when I turned 18 all I wanted was a new phone a new car a brand new house and a smoke check for $10 million but instead all I got was depression but you know what JoJo Sia wanted when she turned 18 baby and here I am at 27 thinking that I'm too young to have kids and you know that's fine if she wants to have kids when she's 18 19 whatever who am I to say no to that it's legal right but the way she has been bringing up having babies in a lot of interviews for me to have kids one day things for me right now that I'm looking for a relationship is somebody who is ready for kids what's the end goal for you what's the end route what's the end picture my babies I heard you on your podcast you've already named your children fully fully I joke with my family all the time I'm like you're lucky I'm not straight cuz if it was that easy for me to have a kid she became so obsessed with having babies you'll see that throughout this video it just feels like she just wants to convince people that she's 18 now she's a grown woman and to prove it to you I'm going to have kids one of the biggest things for me right now that I'm looking for a relationship is somebody who is ready for kids I does sound like but I'm very near ready and I think that within the next three say 3 four wish I could say two three but I still feel like I will be a little young in 2 years but I say 3 four cuz I feel like that's like pregnant in three babies in four you know what I mean my voice compared to her it's like comparing a 13-year-old girl which in this case that would be me and her voice a 19-year-old boy who just went through puberty I am not ready but I am very near ready I am not ready but I'm like almost two years ready I cannot do that voice I'm like I'm almost ready to have like four kids JoJo how many packs of cigarettes did you smoke before this and about a week ago she was asked a question from this interviewer I think she was asking like oh so what's the end goal for your career like where do you want to be where do you see yourself and guess what she decides to talk about kids what's the end goal for you what's the end route what's the end picture my babies I cannot wait to have kids people ask me why I do this and uh it's one day I want to have a great little family I got my three kids names picked out Freddy Ed Teddy Eddie and Teddy I got three tattoos dedicated to them somewhere on my like tucked in there um yep got got a got a sperm donor lined up and all we're ready we just got to be patient I got a couple years couple years but I did not know that she had gotone tattoos of her non-existing kids what the [ __ ] Freddy Eddie and Teddy is this just her trying to tell people that oh I'm an adult now like I want kids I already have their names planned and I have a donor now like stop treating me like a child I'm an adult I don't drink Capri on anymore stop sweetie your Capri Sun is ready do you want it mom not right now give me the Capri Sun later I'm recording a video for Tik Tok and the latest video that a lot of people had a hard time realizing that this was JoJo siwa when I first saw this I was actually speechless I was like who is this mask lesbian on my for you page and then I look at the username it's mask lesbian jojoa 420 I got a question if you could have one Heaven phone call this is a random Heaven phone call okay nothing nothing too serious if it was serious I'd call Grandma Grandpa Uncle I never got to meet someone like that un serious Heaven phone call who are you calling personally I'm calling the people in the Titanic submarine the situation the submersible that whole thing I'm calling them it's giving hey [Music] M hey Mas hey M telling my kids this is Billy Ray Cyrus why do I feel like that this is the kind of Jojo that would call me a [ __ ] if I didn't eat my vegetables my favorite part is her approaching the camera and making sure that you can see her [Music] tattoos what do you think about my thing is and I like yeah I was just telling them like how do you think we're going to be able to do this like yeah do you think I'm going to yeah that's what I was saying like do you think I should go to that party or like not go to that party like what are we thinking and if I was to save a child I was going to say like I'm not saving any kids of their ugly you know yeah I'm just thinking so I might as well just do it and uh what what am I doing I'm stretching you didn't see me stretching here I had to use my coffee creamer for this cuz I couldn't find a single beer in my house it feels like that friend that gets a haircut and wants to make sure that you notice that she got a new [Music] haircut and I was concerned about her health because she told me she only had a few days to live and I was like do you have a will am I going to get a cut out of that watch it as was saying I asked her if she had a will is my name on it watch it you hit me in my ey and I asked her how much time do you have to live cuz you know I don't have a lot of time I need that money right what what's going on I got a new haircut you stupid bit she is currently rebranding right now she even had to post a warning on her Instagram like she was about to start only fans warning the following content is not made for children blah blah blah so she's basically telling people I'm done with y'all kids [ __ ] y'all kids adult JoJo siwa is here and then she proceeds to post a a booty pck for some reason like I'm happy for her that she's growing up she's adulting and whatever but like why do we need to see a booty pck she's in her Miley era let her be Miley might have posted some booty pigs and whatever twerking videos but her music was a Bop Everybody tripping like I get on the Flor Bo she might have traumatized her whole audience back then but her audience was eating she was feeding them with some bombass music while Miley's fans were traumatized and eating JoJo was fans are just traumatized I was a bad girl what in the Avatar is this Jojo I was a bad girl I did some bad things I swear I did it all for fun and nothing this doesn't sound like Jojo at all it sounds like they autotuned the [ __ ] out of her compared to what she sounds like Jojo what do you mean you were a bad girl maybe she's referring to her hair suffering all these years because she was wearing a bow and that hair was practically being tortured but if she's not referring to that then how on Earth were you a bad girl I was a bad girl I'm going to do two streaks again who wants to start one damn Jojo I see you sending streaks to everyone being a menace to society that's what she meant by she was a bad girl that she probably started streaks with everyone and then she never continued those streaks something that threw me off besides her booty and also her Avatar face and also her new autotune song was the dance that she chose for her music video which is not out yet one thing about me I will be the first one at rehearsals and the last one to leave first of all this is your song so yeah it makes sense because it's your song You're the main character of the song that's why you're going to be the first one and the last one to leave and second this is literally your studio you're the one who has the keys of the studio you have to be the last one to leave cuz you have the [Music] keys is she having seizures JoJo are you okay why is she grabbing her crotch oh currently been 2 hours since rehearsal ended JoJo it's your studio and why are you grabbing your Crocs why does she seem so angry she's over here [Music] like who are we [Music] murdering eat some milk I really don't understand the constant Cod grabbing and like her doing a helicopter move or some [Music] [ __ ] did anyone hear that I just [ __ ] cracked my back oh lazy you can't criticize JoJo for her dancing because she has been on Dance Moms you're nobody like you've never had any dancing lessons in your life really now I'm triggered oh my God if you're new here I'm not bragging I'm just saying that I had professional dancing classes for over 5 years I'm not saying JoJo is a bad dancer I'm just saying that whatever this was was definitely not dancing help why is JoJo siwa in heat if she grabs her crotch one more time time to drink water ooh why is she humping a table it's time time to drink water I will never forget about this video I should have brought some hand sanitizer like some bleach from my eyes I was editing this video and I got to say JoJo humping a table was not on my 2024 Bango card also for everyone that was asking on a stormy update she's actually doing a lot better and right now she's just uh chilling sleeping and being useless as [Music] usual what am I doing if JoJo was a dude and she met me at a bar I feel like she would have pulled out her dick and just slammed it on the [Music] table hi I heard you on your podcast you've already named your children bully bully I I actually have two tatto is dedicated to them um this one's dedicated to my baby girl one day her name is uh Freddy then this is dedicated twin boys Eddie and Teddy um Freddy Eddy and Tedd Freddy Eddie and Teddy I got I want three babies I have my sperm donor lined up um wait where's the sperm Don you already got it lined up is the sperm have a friend I will tell I'll tell I'll tell you why are we talking about the sperm donor like she keeps mention the sperm donor isn't this a little too much information to share though yeah like fine you can name your kids Willy Billy and Tilly but you don't have to keep telling us that you have the sperm donor ready like you keep it in a bottle when you're sleeping every time she goes to sleep she has a sperm bottle so no one can mess with her sperm bottle good night [ __ ] Daddy loves you Billy sweetie sweetie go to sleep Billy Billy mommy said go to sleep okay you don't want to see mommy's bad side come out actually I just came up with with a song do you want to listen to it it goes karma's a [ __ ] and oh tomorrow we have an exciting trip we're going to a farm Mommy will show you what an egg looks like for the first time oh yeah you're going inside mommy's vagina anyways that's the end of this video Stay mask everyone actually there's a new study that was done recently and they said that if you become a member on my channel specifically you get to watch my videos a day early plus you get five mask points I was actually going to end member shout outs but that would make me feel bad doing that to you guys so we're just keeping it thank you to all the members for making these videos possible how about some humping ASMR oh my I am so sorry [Music] that