Did you uh, did you get here okay? Yeah, it was a, it was a whole ordeal, but I've made it in one piece. So... It's been a while. Yeah!... Anything uh, exciting happen? I saw you were in a little relationship for a bit. Yeah, a few A few? I've been trying hard to like, date, but it's been hard. You know, my thing lately has been, like, I feel like my type in men always kind of changes. But lately, I've been into like, bi/gay coded, straight men. So, now I see why you're here. What do you mean? That... Everybody te-- I'm not trying to flirt with you... Everybody tells me that I'm, Im bi. coded* A little bit, I think so. Yeah. But, I like it. What do you like about it? Um, I think if you're like a little more... zesty. like... Mm. You take care of yourself more, like your image. And like... Uh, maybe you care more about how you dress or, you... maybe do skincare! or maybe you paint your nails. Like, I don't know. Yes. Because you know, when you ask, like, let's say you're dating a guy, and you ask him like, oh, does this dress look better? Or does THIS dress look better? And then like a super, super straight guy would be like, “Honey, you look good in anything 🥰” But if they're kind of bi coded... Pookie* Pookie? You don't know what pookie is? I know what pookie is, but why are you saying pookie? Oh cause... mumbles Like uhb-- Uhm.. N-- Nothing. um... scoffs to cope Yeah, but if they're like a little bi coded, they would be like, oh, I think this one would look better in this situation, or... this looks good with the jean jacket that you want... So you want like a boyfriend/ g-- frrr-- gay friend? Yes. Yeah. I like... straight girls. Mm. Like... I'm not telling you to move your hair, because I want to see your... But the mic is gonna get... Thank you. Um, where was I? giggles because boobies Uh, we uh... Do you like my hair? Yeah. What would you call that? Like, skunk? Um, I think hairstylists call it color blocking. “Color blocking.” pretends to care But they're just um... It-- You-- It looks volum... Volumous. Mm, yeah. Is that what you were looking for? It's a lot of hair. I got a haircut yesterday. For me? May... Uh... Maybe. For the video* It looks good. Thank you. Um, so we have some questions here. Okay. That are like, first date questions, so... I didn't write these, a friend wrote these so... Okay. I don't know what's coming. Oh, I love this. What's your MBTI? Um, I'm INFJ. Oh, interesting. Did we talk about this already? No. No. I am INFP. Should we search up the compatibility? Yeah, we should. Oh whoa. Are we compatible? This is the picture I saw. Oh, that's cute. Don't look at the.... Sorry, thought you were gonna search something, um, Do you think we're compatible? Like video aside. Uh huh. Do you think we're compatible? Okay, so we've only... Want me to beat him up? Jesus christ. I think we're more compatible than... like most...? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, my turn. Okay. What's your favourite pizza topping? Um, I like... bacon, jalapeno, carmelized onions. That's a bougie answer. Yeah, but like usually they put pineapple on it, but I don't like pineapple. So just the bacon, jalapeno... You don't like pineapple on pizza? Mm-mm, do you? you do?... I think we should just wrap it up now. That's a deal breaker. I'm just like, I like cheese. Oh, just cheese pizza? Yeah. That's it? I feel like that's a really, I think that says a lot about each of us. Do you invest in stocks? Do I what? Invest in stocks. Think of an answer Think of an answer x2 Think of an answer x3 Think of an answer x4 Think of an answer x5 Yeah, I like Apple... And Samsung(?) Okay. You can go. Okay. Oh my god. If I'm drunk enough, yeah. Oh my fing... Oh yeah, if I'm drunk enough, yeah. I've actually never done it. You've never done it? No. Like... announcement Like... do you mean like, you've never like, DONE IT to the girl, or you've never like, recieved it? Both. Okay Okay x2 Okay x3 Okay x4 OKAY. I just wanted to be clear. I mean, I've... Would you be open to... Both? Both. Mom if you’re watching please stop now Well, what kind of method? For receiving Oh, like, like a tongue, or a finger? Yeah Yeah 2x Yeah 3x Yeah 4x Really? I've, I've had a finger before. You have? Yeah, but I've never done it... Wait, a finger? No, I've never given... No, like yourself. Oh, no, I never... I don't do it to myself, no. No, no, no, no, like someone... wtfwhwhthfh What are we talking... I’m-- I’m panic-- I’m panicking. I’m panicking. x2 Someone's put a finger...? Oh, yeah. What? Uh, did you like it? Yeah. Really? Giving, we're talking about giving, right? I'm so c-- I'm so confused. Okay, so like, if you like, love a girl, right? Yeah. And then you guys decide to do the back door. And then, afterwards, you guys shower right, to be clean. But, there's like... “stuff” on your d*. That's fine. That's fine? Yeah. Because you love her? Well it's like... I feel like anybody kind of knows that if you're putting something in there, there's probably going to be... Okay, but what if there's like, pieces? I mean... What if it's like, stained? One time I was, I was hooking up with a girl. And I put my finger in her... Sorry, you wanna change the subject? No, no, go ahead. You're the only one I ever want to... And then, so I put my finger in her, blah, then she left, and I went to sleep that night, without... like, I was drunk, so I just went to bed. And I was sleeping with my hands like this. Ew. And I woke up and my white pillow, just had a giant, brown streak across it from my finger. That's disgusting. Yeah, but like, it is, but it's also like, well, you know, what did I expect? Yeah. My ideology is like, you know, if I'm gonna go to the pool, I'm gonna get wet. Yes! Yes. Okay, we spent way too long talking ab-- Did you smell it? No! My intrusive thought is to smell it. Go ahead, your turn. Oh, okay. Did you shave? Like, ff-- Ahh... I'm, I'm lasered. Oh, you're lasered? So you don't have to shave anymore? Wow, that's really convenient. Yeah. I'm sure you have to shave. Yeah. You have a lot of hair. I didn't shave... I shaved my face! Oh, you don't shave down there? I mean, for this occasion, I did not shave. But that's... I like that. I don't know if you do. I mean, we already know you've never been with an Indian guy before. So you don't know... Oh like, how wild it gets. Yeah, you might get lost. Unless you're trying to, I can give you a map. Hmm. I mean, it makes it more fun. You think so? If you have to like, look for it, and then kind of like, pull it back. Or like, like spread it... Your turn. Are you on any medication? I am not. I'm not. Nothing? No. You're sure? I've been taking ginseng, but I don't think that's medication. My turn. Oh, how did you lose your virginity? I lost my virginity in a mall family bathroom. How old were you? I think I was like 16 or 17? Or, I think it was 16, or 15, I don't know. Okay. What was the inspiration behind this, the setting? Uh, well cos, when you're young, you don't really have like a lot of places to do it. Yeah. I lost my virginity, I was 18. But I lost it in this... I was in the same room as like two of my friends and they were asleep. That's weird. Family bathroom in the, in the mall? At least it's private... You probably hit up the Taco Bell first and then you went there. No. “At least it’s private” what do you mean it’s private?! Yeah, there's no one like, in the same room. What was your boyfriend's name at the time? I don't remember. Oh for f*** sake. Well think about you and Johnny. Oh, I think it was Justin... or Jason? You and Joseph... banged in the family bathroom. And then... Belinda went in there to change her baby's diaper with... Justin’s... 💦💦💦 all over the wall. That’s so sad... Yeah. Okay... Yeah... Inappropriate. But I think the fact that my, both my friends stayed asleep... during* Probably means my performance wasn't... that good. Okay, do you still, do you still talk to your ex? Um, so I'm actually on good terms with a lot of my exes. Mmm... Me too! I feel like that’s a... Green flag. I think it's like, maybe it's an INF thing. But like, here's the thing I know guys... And let's say you have five exes that you're still in good, on good terms with, Three of them... Probably, are just waiting for the chance to get back together with you. I don't think so. Aw. What do you mean? What do you mean “awww”? I feel like you, that's, you're naive. Really? Do you have a lot of guys that are your friends? Mhm. Yes? Wait, what? Do you have a lot of guys, that are your friends? Oh, like, do I have a lot of guy friends? Yeah. No. No, why? Uh, I don't know. I'm just like picky about friends. Mm, mm. Have you ever had issues where like you try to be friends with guys, but they try to f*** you? No. Because I probably would just f*** them too, Oh okay, there's the... I was really confused there for a sec. What is the most traumatic thing that's ever happened to you? Traumatic? We're trauma dumping now? Mm. You go first. I got touched when I was a kid. But that one I don't remember. So it doesn't count. Wait, how do you know that then? My mom told me. Oh. Yeah. Was it from like a stranger, or like a...? It was like a local neighbourhood kid who used to sell Pokemon cards. It was another kid? Maybe like five to 10 years older. Oh, wow. And then one day my mom walked up and saw us and he had his hand down my pants. And I think I was just like looking at like a holo Charizard, or something. Maybe I knew what I was doing. Holo rare? What's something you want to ask me, but you're too scared? Can you think of anything? I mean, there's nothing I'm too scared to ask. I just ask it. You're that kind of person? Yeah. Ah. I feel like I... I'm gonna ask you something. Oh, s***... Yeah. Okay, so have you ever like... considered... like... Me? Like, business aside, like jokes aside, you know? Uh, uh, uh. Like, did you ever think about it? Mm-mm. I mean, duh. Like, the f***. Short answer... Duh. Yeah... I, I don't know if I could date somebody... with your profession. Because of what? I think I'm too insecure. Oh, because of like, me sleeping with other men? Can you please move your hair? I'm so so... I'm not trying... Thank you. It's for the mic, it's for the microphone, to break the fourth... It's for the titties. Because of other men? I think it would just eat... It would just, it would just eat me alive. Okay, so if I told you that I didn't shoot with other men, and maybe I only shot with women... That would still bother me. Okay, what if I didn't? I know it's not the politically correct answer. But like, I just don't like the idea of other guys... Oh, like watching? Yeah, yeah. Oh, so even if it's like, in the past and I don't do it, let's say I'm retired. Obviously, I would never say like, Yeah... “Wipe all your content off” “Off...” “The internet.” “You're dating me now.” because that's just fed up. Yeah. It's just like, it's one of those things where I don't think I would know how I would react until I was in it. In it, yeah. Pun unintended. Yeah. So, if the girl, so if the girl was like, what if she asked you... What if I asked you... I'm not doing it. Elle... Cause that's, that's... I can barely get it up when I'm having normal ;). Okay? Okay. Would that be a deal, a deal breaker for you? If the guy can't get it up? No, no, no. So, next. Oh, I forgot to give you your f-- I got you flour. You got me flowers? Yeah, do you want it now? It’s a little... Heavy... Damn. Why do I love that? Every, every guy probably gets you flowers. Yeah. So maybe you could like bake something, or... Oh my god, and like this won't ever die. Yeah. Thank you. You might have... trouble getting it through customs, but... Wait, really? I'm gonna try it. Thank you. So uh, marriage. Marriage, yeah, I'd love to get married. Do you want to get married like, soon? Uh, not soon, but I mean, eventually. Yeah. What about you? I really don't care. Like if I meet somebody that I love, and they're like, “I want to get married.” I'm like, okay, let's do it. But like, to me, like if I love you and we're together, I don't need the... the title. You know, we live together for a couple of years and all of our s's already... So why not just get married? Exactly like to me, I don-- I don't care. I don't need to. Yeah. But... I would probably... get a prenup. Cos you don't want to say like-- Ohh... Yeah, me too. Yeah. Could you date a guy who makes way less money than you? Yes. Why do you seem excited by the concept? No, just yes, of course. Yeah. Oh. I think I've dated enough men to know that like, money doesn't... I mean, money gets you so much, you know? Yeah, but what if like you're paying for every dinner. Cause-- They're like unemployed? Well, no, here's my thing, right. Even if I date somebody who was working like a normal job. I know I make ridiculously more money than you, so I can't not pay for dinner. Because to me, the 60/70/80 bucks is nothing. To you, I know it's a lot. Not to, to you. Like... to the broke bitch. I'm sorry. Like, I don't mind doing like, broke dates. You know what I mean? Like, I, like they can pay for dinner, but we don't need to go to like a Michelin star, or like... a $$$ restaurant, like we can go to like, Burger King. McDonald's. Oh. Yeah. Wow, okay. And we get like mozzarella balls. You know, the one in Korea? No. Oh, in Korea, in Burger King they have mozzarella balls, they're really good. Mozzarella BALLS? Yeah. I know... the stick variety. No, no, no, no, no. Balls. Balls of mozzarella. Yeah. But it, does it come with something to dip it in? Uh, I think it does, but I don't think you need it. Oh. It's really good. You're moving to Korea, right? Or is that not public information? No it's public. I'm gonna live there for like a year, I don't know if I'm gonna move there permanently, but... So what if we were to date but you're living in Korea for a year? We were, uh... Couldn't you visit me, because you're like, Giga-rich? How about every time I go, I pay for the flight there, you pay for my flight back? Yeah, that's fair. Okay. That's fair. No, like um... First class? First class, oh s***, that's like 10 grand. I mean... I think you make more money than I do. Really? You have more assets than I do. You have more Ass, than I do. So I think that, therefore... you’re... Can I tell you what gift I got you? You got me a gift? Yes. But it's not here. I forgot to bring it. So you “got me a gift.” I got you, like a flight to Korea. What? Yeah, I got you a flight to Korea. And I had like, the gift card and everything. And it said like, “come visit me in Korea 🫰🏻” And it was like in an envelope, and I forgot to bring it. Oh. But it's already bought, I can just give you like the card number. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. And I got you a bag of flour. I love it. Woah, that's so kind. Yeah, of course. Are we gonna do a vlog when you're, when I'm, when I visit you? Yeah, let's do it. Because you're vlogging now? Yeah. Why does... every Asian girl have the same white camera? Oh, it's just-- Can you pull out your camera? Yeah. I've seen that camera a million times. Honestly, it's my first time using it. I bought it years ago, but... That's cute. Yeah, it's cute. You’d makle really good vlogs. You think so? Yeah, yeah, I mean... I've seen like your other... “vlogs” Oh, you have? Yeah. I mean, if you remove the last 10% of that video, you could put it on YouTube. Do you have any non negotiables? Non negotiables... Yeah, I guess they have to be okay with my job. Shit. Oh, and like in-laws. I'm like a huge family... like I want... their family to like me. Mm. You want a guy who's close with their family? I want a guy where their family is open minded enough to welcome me into their family. Oh, and not have to... The guy has to lie about what you do. Yeah. Yeah, that's fed up. Yeah. That's not fun. Yeah. What about you? Non negotiables... Uhm... I think similar to you, somebody that doesn't affect my career. Mm. Because I do and say a lot of dumb s. I, I talk about everything right, and I don't want somebody who's gonna make me act different when I'm doing this. That's one of the reasons I'm single. Oh like, oh, I don't like it when you say this. Mhm, mm. Because, yeah. But I think that's more of a me problem. No, I think that's fair. Even if they don't say anything, I'm still going to be thinking about them when I'm talking. Oh. You know? I don't wannna make... jokes about... Also you're just... You know I’m actually... Cos how do you not think about them? I've been celibate... this whole year. One year? No... 2024 for me is no... So if... No ;)? As a choice? Why?... Cause I want to see how... I interact with people. Copium. Huh? You're coping so hard. What does that mean? You're coping, you're saying like, “oh, it's a choice, like” “I just want--” You think I can't get laid? You can't get laid, so you're saying, oh I'm, I decided to go celibate, like... You just like... Copium. I could get laid tonight if I wanted to. Okay, do it. I don't want to. Copium. So your-- You’re saying I’m like the kid in school, who’s like... “Oh, I can do a backflip...” "Ok... Do it." “Oh... I don’t feel like it.” No. Because I think, when I'm... ;)ually active, it's all I think about. Oh... ;)? Yeah, every time I'm having an interaction with anybody, it's... “how do I convince this person” “to want to f*** me?” But if you have enough of it, wouldn't you not think about it? No. Maybe for like a week. Uh, I love ;) so much. can’t relate I know what you mean tho! How ever... I’d rather... Do you drink coffee? Yeah. What would you rather give up, coffee or ;)... for a year? Coffee. Like I'd rather give up ;). Why? Because I drink coffee every day. And it is great. I wish I could have ;) every day. I have ;) once a month and it's fine. Okay, well maybe it's the people that you're having ;) with. Maybe. I think it's... I think it's me. Have you seen this? Do you know what this is? Uh, a measure? Mm... Can you give me like... your... minimum? I'm gonna hold it, you just lift it up. Oh, my minimum? Mhm. Like smallest? What, what do you need? Oh, oh. I think this is... minimum. Mm. How big do you think this is? Five? Damn, four and a half. Okay... That's, that's uh... A reasonable, it's a resonable answer. Okay. Next. Do you think those girls are cute? Huh? Do you think those girls are cute? I didn't even see them. Oh okay. I'm busy. Good answer. So this is a lie detector. Yeah. Are you willing to... let me ask you a question. Yeah, I'm not a liar. Yeah. But this shocks you if you lie. Yeah, I'm not a liar. Okay. How does it know? Huh? How does it know? Technology? Okay, so put your hand on it. Okay... so... push the start button. Would you ever cheat on me? Cheat on you? Mm. No. Okay. Ah! Okay, okay I'm nervous. Oh, really? I'm nervous to get shocked. You'd fin'... you'd fin’ cheat on me? No, no, no, no. It was no and then it was like, the silence and like... Oh, it fed with the vibe. And I literally was like... Let’s try again... Uhm... Do you... have an Indian fetish? No. Okay. Are you sure? You can change it... Ow. It shocked you again? Yeah... Derek this is rigged. I mean, they're probably, there's probably a lot of guys out there that would be stoked to hear that you have an Indian fetish. So you do. I think it's rigged. Okay, let's try one more, last time. Okay... Easy one. Are you racist? No. Okay. This one will validate whether we were... you know. It's rigged, it's rigged, it's rigged, it's rigged, it's rigged. So you'd cheat on me. You're fetishizing me and you're racist. That doesn't even make sense. Okay, ask me something. Okay. Do you like Asian girls? Do I like Asian girls? Yes. Yeah. You know I like Asian girls. It's gonna beep, and then it's rigged. No. You're lying. All right, I think that’s it... should we uh, do you want a kiss? I thought you were celibate? What?... Yeah... Kissing's allowed? Okay. Thank you. copium But like, do you want to f, or...?