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Understanding the Life of Chris Chan

hello everyone my name is gibby and i run a channel called good idea bad idea where i tell stories about decisions that lead to fascinating outcomes no story has gained as much interest from my followers as the ongoing tale of christian weston chandler i had a previous now unlisted video in this playlist about chris chan it was made when i had 20 subscribers and was not well fact checked and it doesn't meet the quality standards i now set for myself please accept this video in its place the original video can be found linked in the description for posterity's sake christian weston chandler is often cited as the most well documented person of all time in the age of the internet no one's actions ever truly go unnoticed more information about people all over the world is stored online somewhere waiting to be found than was ever available about people living in generations past but most people don't share dark and intimate details of their lives with the internet on purpose and absolutely no one has garnered as much interest as chris chan chris has an entire encyclopedia dedicated to him named the quickie quick being chris's initials cwc people pour over his every word on social media in videos he uploads and in stories that he writes this video is meant as the beginner's guide to chris to explain why so many people are fascinated with him why so many people hate him and why people come together as a community to discuss him like he's a holy figure whose actions can help us live better lives in the opening of every episode of the comprehensive christian documentary geno samuel asks what's the attraction and his video series hopes to answer that question why do we like chris chan but that's not the purpose of this video i made this video so that people who don't follow chris understand why we do that's you all things that i'll teach you sure to beat you over the rest of this dude listen to the teacher now kick kick punch punch chop chop block block what's more it's not so much what does he do that attracts us but rather why are we people who are attracted to him the answer for me is simple sonichu is a ridiculous premise that appeals to a large group of people but less than one issue into its story it becomes incomprehensible without detailed knowledge on chris's life in his writing he pulls back the curtain enough to make people interested in who he is and what he does and the moment you decide to take that look for yourself what you find is beyond captivating everyone's story of how they found chris and what order they learned about his antics is different most discussion of chris ends with people agreeing that the most interesting factor of his life is the question of who the heroes are and who the villains are which of his actions are excusable is chris the sum of his parts or is he more chris wouldn't be chris if he was born in any other time or to any other parents so what can we learn from this very specific person about the human condition as a whole i think that's what most people who follow chris ask themselves and so now i present the life of christian christopher weston chandler was born in february 1982 to barbara and robert chandler he claims with dubious validity that he is the descendant of mary boleyn the sister of king henry's second wife anne boleyn this is unlikely and probably got into chris's head because he lives in virginia which was of course named after andolin's daughter queen elizabeth the virgin queen chris claims that one of mary's descendants daniel weston brought his family to america on the mayflower although there are no historical records of such a man existing chris also claims to be 1 16th native american with absolutely no evidence backing his claim in fact this was contradicted later in his life by a dna test despite not knowing a lot about chris's ancestors we do know a lot about chris's parents bob and barb chandler had both previously been divorced and already had children in prior marriages barb's first son cole smithy claims that barb was abusive and doesn't have any nice words to say about his stepfather robert either cole left home at age 17 and eventually became an infamous movie critic most commonly known for his trolley opinions on rotten tomatoes where in 2010 he gave the only negative review of toy story 3 putting it from a perfect 100 percent to a 99. robert had a very successful career at general electric earning him prestige in his field and lifelong revenue from several patents he developed robert's royalties helped keep the chandler family afloat for the rest of his life he also acted as a dj for many years and collected records instilling in chris a love for music from various cultures and time periods he was in his 50s when chris was born chris grew up in rutgersville virginia and before he was two years old he showed telltale signs of autism many details we have of chris's early years come from him and are difficult to know how accurate they are he claims he spoke his first word at two months old and that his autism was brought on by abuse from his babysitter neither of those things are possible the abuse he mentions is being put in time out in his bedroom with all of his toys for several hours until his parents returned home anyway here's all my autism again i'm gonna be very truthful here uh i have babysitter but uh she's kind of a mean babysitter anyway yeah one day she was on the phone and i came up i came up to her i came over to her and said something and uh she was kind of angry at me because i interrupted her phone call that she wanted me in the room for nothing for nothing but toys and uh she just let me in there and i was very lonely so i just sat there and cried and well that's not my autism again thanks to our naval babysitter this event would haunt chris for the rest of his life he claims he did not speak again for six years until his mother bribed him to speak by buying him transformers toys this claim is dubious as it is known that chris was in public schooling and being mute until third grade would certainly have put him in a special program between the incident with the babysitter and chris being able to speak again he also befriended his neighbor sarah hammer this friendship would have been difficult to form if chris truly was a mute in fourth grade chris transferred to another elementary school which by the account of the chandler household was not adequate in taking care of an autistic child chris often recalls a story where he threw a tantrum and was held down by various members of staff including the school's principal i was diagnosed with high functional autism and i lived a somewhat rough life i've had an abusive babysitter at one time and some of the teachers and principals of nathaniel greene elementary school and i was attending in later years but the late 1980s early 1990s they abused me they abused me by pinning me to the ground with their hand with the holding my wrists and my ankles pin me down the ground and audio taping my cries and shouts he still to this day considers this to be the worst moment of his life despite what will come later the chandlers tried and failed to sue the school system and chris once again was transferred he also attended speech therapy at this time and befriended a hispanic boy named joshua who he would stay in contact with into adulthood in december of 1992 christopher and his father went to the local mall which was hosting leonard berstein an animatronic bear mascot that conducted a christmas orchestra and interacted with children when he asked chris his name he responded christopher but the man operating the suit heard christian so he called him christian chris and his father took this as a sign from god that his name should be christian and so it was legally changed the following year when he was 11 years old chris wood later in life implied that the bear was a sort of deity saying he was given his name by god jesus and the bear humorously implying the bear was the third in the holy trinity that same year chris entered and won a 1 000 sonic the hedgehog sweepstakes and was featured on the local news cementing his love of sonic the avengers the sonic the hedgehog the cool new tv show is on the air and check this out the kb toy stores watch and win sweepstakes you might win some of this cool sonic stuff prizes may vary there's even a thousand dollar shopping spree at kb toy store finally tonight sonic the hedgehog is running wildly in the chandler household this weekend 12 year old christian chandler of charlottesville was the winner in a video game shopping spree christian is one of only about a hundred winners nationally to receive one thousand dollars worth of sega games and equipment for his parents it's just another example of how well he's doing christian is a high functioning autistic child this past fall on his own initiative he entered a contest based on a favorite cartoon character it had to do what's exactly what signed the hedgehog cartoon and i'd listen to what science says at the end of it and write it down for a whole week and then i had to mail it in and i had to be drawn out of a hat and i just won around this time sarah hammer moved away chris would not have another friend until middle school when he met an older girl and developed a crush on her chris was often given money from his father to give to the girl not realizing she was being paid to be his friend this trend continued in high school as chris found many gal pals a group of girls who used him for protection chris was friends with very few guys once he reached his teenage years although he did look up to one of the other water boys on his high school basketball team and of course his older half-brother cole smithy chris looks back fondly on his high school experience and considers his graduation to be the worst day of his life in high school he had friends he did extracurricular activities he must have had a sense of purpose he continued to discover parts of himself forced to take a spanish class chris was assigned a name which is common in foreign language classes and was called ricardo chris wood even over a decade later still used ricardo as a second middle name referring to himself as christian weston ricardo chandler he made this part of his identity and used his knowledge of spanish whenever he could throughout high school chris like many students growing up in the new age of the internet was tasked with learning computer skills including video editing and computer-aided design chris made a video of a small lego race track he built called quickville with a game boy camera cwc are of course chris's initials read out as the word quick one day while chris was in the locker room for a basketball game he was reading the rl stein series fear street chris claims that when he reads books he pictures the characters as characters from sonic the hedgehog because picturing himself as the main character is too hard unless he focuses on his features in a mirror first while reading he was hit in the head by a rogue basketball and in that moment imagined what a basketball playing sonic would look like in his imagination he created bionic the hedgehog bionic became his first oc or original character and chris would later that year draw bionic with a flag that reads i fought my autism and i won this cross-eyed no-effort autistic sonic oc would be seen today as an obvious joke a lame troll trying to make fun of the cringy amount of sonic ocs that exist on the internet and mocking the cheesy stories in sonic's modern video games but back in 1996 none of that existed chris was ahead of the curve and this was entirely genuine chris was 15 when the pokemon anime first aired in the united states and it became one of his new obsessions like sonic lego and spanish before it pokemon became an integral part of chris's identity he expressed himself by creating his own pokemon cards often of people in his real life or concepts he was familiar with going so far as to create an autistic pokemon plant named plotistic in 1999 chris made his first website which was pokemon themed and started going to tournaments at his local gaming store or lgs the game place in a history class chris took a test to determine where he fell on a political chart and determined that he was liberal which was very at odds with his parents and even his own future actions it is very likely that he did not understand the questions in his senior year of high school chris was tasked with creating an album cover for a mixtape he made for the class the album mostly consisted of music from sonic mario kart and frank sinatra chris initially wanted to use sonic and pikachu on the album's cover but his teacher wouldn't allow the use of copyrighted characters to get around this chris created his second sonico c sonichu the electric hedgehog pokemon a mixture between the two characters which chris considers to be a parody to round out his high school experience chris took his mother to his senior prom and had a tantrum during his graduation ceremony when his hard work at trying to overcome his autism wasn't recognized robert chandler called chris's actions that day shameful chris went on to attend piedmont virginia community college where the next great tragedy of his life would soon occur but before that in the summer of 2000 chris got his first job at wendy's from which he was promptly fired this was likely for him doing a poor job but there was a notable incident where chris performed a donald duck impersonation trying to amuse a child but instead made the child cry could you give me your best donald duck impersonation i am [Music] okay that was great i'm glad you did that that same year he sculpted his first sonichu medallion out of crayola model magic and began to wear it around his neck everywhere he went he also wrote a story about bionic the hedgehog who he claimed was sonic's brother in the story the two were playing catch one day when bionic for no reason got sucked into another dimension quote sonic tried to pull his brother out of the portal but bionic's hands slipped out of sonic's hands and he was falling sonic tried desperately to save bionic but he couldn't reach him so sonic forgot about bionic then all of the events of the sonic tv show happen and then bionic just finds his way home and meet sonic again and they're happy chris would wear his sonichu medallion when he embarked on his love quest this was a journey for him to find a girl that would immediately fall in love with him so they could get married and have a child chris's dream was to have a daughter named crystal and he had a very childish view of relationships believing that true love happened instantly that pairs should stay together forever despite his parents both having been divorced and that gender role should be adhered too strictly including the man paying for everything and the woman being a caregiver chris was also adamant that all relationships should be heterosexual the real peanut gallery that would be peanuts also keep in mind that while you're playing with these things you should keep in mind what your true original gender is because it's like you're learning about that girl you want to take on a date young man or likewise you feel more comfortable but approach that boy i just saying hello that you've been checking out from a distance young lady and also remember you two should keep each other because there will be nobody else no matter how much you think about nobody else that can replace that special someone him for her or her for him this is nobody else there's no substitute for that first one and now i leave you with the lessons that you should have i hope you have learned from my message you should all you should stay in school learn as you much and try before you praise of the spy never smoke never drink never worry about how others think of you when you do things or when you play with things that may not that may not seem like you or whatever don't be afraid to approach those of your opposite gender and most importantly please stay straight i'll leave you with those words as i have shared with you on this my 25th birthday february 24th 2007. i am christopher christian weston chandler live long and shine on in your very own unique way war is never the answer peace is never fight compliments will get you fuzzy wuzzies war gets you prickly with clicks as well as punches that get you those too chris developed a theory he called the infinitely high boyfriend factor his axioms were that almost all girls already had boyfriends and that all boys were competition for him finding a lover his conclusion then was that he should act with contempt toward all men he stated on various occasions that he hated men that weren't his father for this reason although he never saw the irony that gay men were taking themselves out of the competition for women his belief that all girls had boyfriends likely came from girls he showed interest in telling him that they already had boyfriends whether it was true or not to stop his advances chris also believed stereotypes he heard on television and in other media about pretty girls being shallow chris also had a very black and white view of morality possibly imparted on him by his very conservative and religious parents his school system or children's television he hated cigarettes and alcohol and those that used them his ideal girl must be alcohol and tobacco-free single and around his age he also specified that they must be thin and have average or high income despite him being overweight and his family falling on hard times financially chris's main tool in his love quest was his attraction sign the sign contained all of this information as well as a drawing of sonichu and a warning to men to stay away and not bother him he made an exclusion for married men and blacks because he did not see them as competition chris would walk around his community college with his sign and not actually talk to girls hoping they would read it and talk to him this caught the attention of the school's administration and the dean of students mary lee walsh walsh confiscated and tore up the sign before reprimanding chris she told him both that it was inappropriate to solicit women this way and that it would never work and that he should find other ways of approaching girls chris did not believe her he hated her for destroying his sign and began to grow resentment toward her marylee walsh likely forgot who chris was after that incident but chris would blame all of his problems on her for over a decade after that in 2003 three years after chris had first drawn sonichu chris wrote a short story about sonichu falling in love with a female sonichu named rosechu a mix of the sonic character amy rose and a raichu this act of creativity would end up being one of the most defining moments of chris's life as it started a chain of events that led him to the life of ruin he now lives the story titled genesis of the love hogs tells the story of how sonic crashed into a pikachu while harnessing the power of the chaos emeralds turning the pikachu into a half hedgehog half pikachu abomination this is of course sonichu the collision also shot out rainbow energy that hit a nearby raichu which turned into rose jew sonichu and roschu met and fell in love this was the beginning of chris publishing his sonichu lore which had built up in his own head and on his homemade pokemon cards for three years the next bit of sonichu art chris gave to the world was an album cover of chris's band christian and the hedgehog boys which in reality is just chris but in chris's head is composed of himself sonichu sonic shadow the hedgehog and a new black sonichu who is a clone of sonichu the songs on the cd are weird al esque rewrites of real popular songs where chris will play the song in the background and then sing over it often making his words incomprehensible [Music] is [Music] in november of that year chris filmed himself playing animal crossing on the gamecube he sent his footage to nintendo and they featured his town in the magazine nintendo power it's unclear how much the editor at nintendo power watched of the 40 minute video because it contains questionable content like chris talking about his virginity and his conflict with mary lee walsh as well as his autism also his terrible singing tell me why i'm stuck as a virgin with rage tell me why i still need a cute girl my age tell me why i never wanna hear you say i have a boyfriend so anyway yeah it does make good it not only does it work for a calendar but makes for a good monthly journal as for a monthly journal entry here in november yeah i try to get a girlfriend because i don't have a girlfriend but i have made up a poem let you guys read it the journal reads my dreams of getting a girlfriend was crushed by the meddling mary lee walsh christian chandler november 4th 2003 saddest heart in the world lonesome and sad lonesome and sad the mastermind is very bad in efforts of getting a boyfriend-free gal that female dog took my only idea for a fall it's a very good poem because i am an artist as well as a poet i make a rhyme every time heartbroken sad and very lonely i'll never remove my virginity and with backstreet boys tune i sing my lonesome croon tell me why i'm stuck as a virgin with rage tell me why i so need a cute girl my age tell me why i ain't ever want to hear you say i have a boyfriend and so deep in drury thought a girl was what i sought a stitch in time will never remove my crying rhyme i may be destined for loneliness forever fate is to blame whatever i conclude this cry to say that as long as there are no matching girls my happiness well runs dry anyway that's my pump but in case you didn't notice here look i hear tell me why i'm stuck as a virgin with rage but my song lurking here because it was inspired because i do not have a girlfriend you know why because i have a phobia that every girl i talk to she already has a boyfriend the article refers to chris as sonichu obviously misunderstanding chris's inane ramblings chris wrote an email to marylee walsh telling her that he would not use a sign on campus again if she allowed him to hand out his newsletter which advertised his website and sonichu she denied his request and spoke to barb and bob about chris leaving pvcc which they got angry about marylee walsh made chris speak with her again it's unknown whether it was this meeting or the first one but chris claims he used a magical attack called a kerche hameha on marylee walsh the attack chris believes curses someone with bad luck he would use this attack on people for many years including police officers in july of 2004 chris began taking his newly made sign to the local mall inspired by anime he also tied a paper heart to a red string and threw it at girls proceeding to reel the heart back to him as if reeling them in like a fish a moleguard took his string from him the guards continued to have a problem with chris's loitering and soliciting and on september 11th of that year he was arrested and banned from the mall soon after he was suspended from his college for his actions regarding mary lee walsh and was told he could only return if he saw a psychiatrist chris claimed that his father was going to complain to president george w bush about chris's mistreatment it was around this time that chris met a girl named megan schroeder at his local gaming store playing yu-gi-oh the two became friends but chris wanted more he thought megan might be the boyfriend-free non-smoker white girl of his dreams but megan claimed she wasn't interested in a boyfriend at all unfortunately for chris and for the world chris's ban on the mall was lifted in november probably not by any official means but he was no longer stopped from going in and despite the required therapy sessions resulting in a serious recommendation for further counseling chris received none that year 2004 when chris was 22 years old he asked santa for a girlfriend for christmas and was upset christmas morning not to have one we enter christmas day in my bedroom of wonder and fun because we have plenty of stuff around the house on this day of jesus birth upon the arrival of my doorstep we find a snoopy house there you go and we wander upon our wondrous christmas tree the star was made so delicately delicately and creatively with pokemon hanging about and christmas presents that was supposed to be for the girlfriend that santa brought but unfortunately she didn't show a girl named anna mclaren a worker in chris's mall wrote a blog post about seeing chris outside of her store she said that chris wasn't creepy looking but all he did was pace outside one of the stores every day he always wore the same shirt and would occasionally sing or yell to himself that day anna and her friends waved at chris who was in front of their store and chris waved back chris came into the store up to the counter where anna was working and asked her do angels have names he meant to ask do angels like you have names but he got the pickup line wrong leaving anna utterly confused and the conversation at a standstill chris complimented anna's eyes and then launched into a story about his own eyes being different colors one blue and one green one having changed color because he had pinkeye as a child this likely isn't true and chris's eyes are barely a different color the pinkeye story grossed out anna chris then asked anna out on a date and she said no he asked for her phone number and she said no he asked if she had a boyfriend and when she told him that he didn't he got excited and gave her one of his flyers which had a drawing of sonichu on it as well as his website and his email he told her to email him surprisingly the two ended up becoming lifelong friends with anna defending chris from the horde of trolls that would soon arrive partially due to her online post in march chris drew and published on his website the first full issue of a new sonichu comic he had written the issue retold the origin from his short story genesis of the lovehog and features crudely drawn art and various spelling mistakes in that same month a girl named hannah approached chris at the mall and asked him on a date to the food court he wrote in his diary that he took notes during the date and maintained eye contact whether he means actual notes or mental notes is unclear later anna told chris that hannah was trolling him and chris heartbroken asked hannah if this was true and she cops to it chris turned this real-life experience into an episode of sonichu where his heart shatters chris began to find places around town to draw sonichu comics he was kicked out of his local mcdonald's for soliciting with his sign and loitering he claims he flipped off and used his kruse hameha on the managers there as well soon after he was arrested at a target for making a scene when he was told to leave for loitering all charges were dropped in court by october 2005 chris's antics were being noticed by the internet at large he had broken out of merely being a local oddity in rutgersville and was now being noticed by the sonic community after discovering sonichu people were bewildered by the fact that it was written and drawn by a fully grown man they found anna's post about chris as well as a blog post by a student at the local university detailing how chris would come and draw sonichu at the university's library she wrote i feel like he knows he's different he knows that the world rushing in front of him is not his own he sits in his chair and draws 23 years old i'm not sure he even graduated high school in front of him texts of plato faulkner god and christ swirl does he have the capacity to understand these works as he slumps lower and lower in his chair with each student he eyes reading or holding a book he falls into himself into the markers and colors on the page in front of him he seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand and that is the hardest part of all [Music] between these online posts chris's arrest records his appearance in various newspapers and nintendo power and chris's own comics and videos it became clear to internet onlookers that he was an oddity worth following thus the sonichu community was born by the end of 2005 chris completed five issues of sonichu including the zerowith issue these issues tell stories about his love quest struggle and his real world friends he names a villainous hedgehog after sarah hammer's then boyfriend a totally innocent man named wes eisley he throws in marylee walsh as the main villain an evil witch who wants to stop chris from finding love he also made himself the mayor of quickville wes eisley went on to become a successful magician with a family appearing on penn teller fool us and marylee walsh still probably has no memory of chris chris and megan played regular games of yugioh at the game place and emailed back and forth constantly in these emails megan continually reminded chris that she wasn't interested in him not to touch her and not to kiss her painting a bleak picture of their friendship and chris's attitude toward women chris's 24th birthday was held at the game place chris's childhood dog paddy died in june of that year and this took a heavy toll on chris's mental state he coped by writing a comic in which patty turned into an anthropomorphized cartoon dog and went to live in quickville with sonichu by the end of 2006 chris had drawn two more issues of sonichu where he and a group of super sentai inspired sonichu called the chaotic combo do battle with mary lee walsh chris who believes he has prophetic dreams once dreamed he would have a daughter named crystal in the comic he reveals he has a twin sister named crystal but then immediately writes her out of the story he also writes megan into the story against her wishes megan told chris via email that she didn't like being in his comic his animal crossing game and that he seemed obsessed with her around this time my coke rewards came out and chris signed up for an account by the time the website closed chris had drank 2500 bottles of coke on [Music] [Music] record in the summer of 2007 megan moved away chris entered a contest held by sony featuring parappa the rapper a rhythm-based video game character where the contestants had to film themselves covering one of the game's songs the winner would win a trip for two to sony america's headquarters all expenses paid and two playstation portables chris hoped he would win and give one of the psps to megan as a gift and then take her on the trip explicitly stating in online posts that he hoped this would make her like him so that they could have their first time in bed chris became one of the final contenders gaining many votes due to his internet infamy but ended up losing to a competently play with made video i go with you now the only song i know is master onion which i got from a demo i bought my friend megan put the cake in the oven for a while put the cake in the oven for a while leave it there come on clean the pie leave it there come on clean the pot put the cake in the oven for a while put the cake in the oven for a while chris claimed the winner cheated by having music in his video but the music was a cappella beatboxing which did not violate the rules meanwhile chris had actually broken the rules by changing the lyrics of the song as he was one to do with his parodies he held a grudge against the winner and angrily messaged sony about how they ruined his chance with megan in his letter to them he mentioned his autism and how he wanted to sleep with megan he filmed videos of him shooting darts at a picture of the winner and blamed him for not losing his virginity this all upset megan who sent chris a letter telling him to back off this parappa contest and chris's following tantrum made him even more infamous and by the fall of that year an encyclopedia dramatica page was made about him it was filled with the biographical information chris had written into sonichu and discussed on his youtube channel the site which is meant to mock everything did not paint chris in a good light chris attempted to edit the page to make himself look better but his changes kept getting deleted what upset chris the most were fan drawings of the sonichu characters genderbent or engaging in homosexual activities chris believed that the artists were merely misinformed and so he drew his own female characters nude to prove they were women including mary lee walsh who remember is based on a real person that chris hates chris also drew a picture of himself engaging in foreplay with a brown-haired girl many people believed this to be crystal chris's fictional twin sister and accusations of incest began to fly chris corrected them however and told them that it was megan chris fighting back against the trolls only made it more funny for them and their trolling continued chris told them to leave him a poor single autistic virgin alone and instead to go after someone who deserved it he linked them to his old friend joshua martinez from his speech therapy saying joshua gets all the girls and could use getting kicked down a peg the trolls didn't go for it but this did cause chris's old friend to turn on him and become a troll himself it took until march of 2008 for megan to realize chris drew a pornographic picture of her she grew understandably angry and chris's response was that he had to draw the picture as a way to get his urges out and that if he hadn't he might have done something bad megan took this to be chris admitting that he would have raped her and broke off contact with him for a long time shortly after this chris was kicked out of his church when his pastor discovered what he'd been doing online a picture of chris at the game place also surfaced online and chris began to hunt to find out who did it between this and his angry outbursts at children who attended the pokemon tournaments chris was suspended and later banned from the game place around this time chris began writing the overly sexualized sonichu number eight which includes diagrams of how sonichus have sex and a plot involving rose chew crushing a troll between her legs to show that she was a woman trolls decided to create a character to influence chris's life for laughs so they made the first of many fake girlfriends blanco weiss which translates from french and german to white white a reference to chris's racism they corresponded with chris over email for several months with chris constantly asking her to get a webcam or a youtube channel but the trolls kept making excuses so they could keep the ruse going chris wrote blanca into science you as a hip guitar player there were many trolls who were posing as blanca across different sites at this time and one convinced chris to send her nudes then immediately leaked them in the pictures chris's penis had sonichu's face drawn on it and it bent upwards at an unnatural angle other blockage trolls convinced chris that that one blancotrol had been fake and that the real blanca was still there chris believed it and willingly gave the trolls his home address another troll named sarah jackson then entered the picture sarah and blanca both tried to win chris's affection but chris ultimately chose blanca another sarah sarah mckenzie from now on to be referred to as panda halo her online username then enter the picture she was also a troll chris dumped blanca for panda and wrote her into sonichu as well including her fan art in the comics an honor previously reserved only for megan it was only then the chris said he forgave the winner of the parappa contest obviously now because he had moved on from megan the trolls then leaked audio calls of phone texts with chris as well as webcam footage of him masturbating the troll posing as blanca convinced chris to mail her his one and only sanji medallion the troll then revealed his true colors and filmed himself destroying the medallion by chopping it up lighting it on fire peeing on it and submerging it in a jar of pickles chris hates pickles for their phallic shape because he is 100 straight guys despite this chris refused to believe blanca wasn't real and thought that her mail was stolen he made a new medallion out of crayola model magic and told his fans that blanca mailed it back which was an obvious lie a different troll then took up the identity of jimmy hill and claimed that he was the true inventor of sonichu he told chris that chris was in violation of his copyright and to cease claiming that he made sonichu this gaslighting failed and chris simply got angry trolls tried to convince chris that jimmy hill was making a lot of money selling sonichu merchandise in europe and chris who was obviously not making any money got even angrier the trolls behind sarah jackson obviously got bored once chris picked a different girl so they had her killed off in a car crash chris drew this event in sonichu without a hint of reverence having her killed by optimus prime panda then broke up with chris who turned his attention back to blanca who then broke up with him as well despite this they continued to chat and chris revealed that he had a problem controlling his bowels and now had to wear an adult diaper the era of multiple fake girlfriends was emblematic of chris's early trolling and which set the standard going forward it showed how easily he was manipulated how naive he was and how cruel the trolls were but it also started a pattern of multiple groups of trolls fighting over chris leading to fights amongst themselves chris was no longer a local oddity who put his foot in his mouth he became an online freak show who was set up to fail again and again [Music] [Music] the beginning of 2009 started the golden era of chris trolling trolls emailed chris pretending to be legendary video game designer and mario creator shigeru miyamoto and then president of nintendo of america regife they feigned interest in a sonichu video game they asked chris to make a presentation to pitch the game to them which had been his dream for almost a decade they invited him to washington state for an in-person meeting in nintendo's headquarters but chris stated he couldn't go without his mother the the best part about this saga is that they got chris to make a powerpoint presentation and actually send it and his dvd to nintendo of america and then nintendo had to respond and tell him that he actually was not in fact talking to shigeru miyamoto who barely speaks english another troll emailed chris telling him that his brother ryan cash committed suicide when chris said he would stop making the sonichu comic this got chris to start the series up again he included an apology to ryan at the end of sonichu issue number eight the fictional ryan's older brother clyde then began an all-out campaign to troll chris in vengeance for his fictional brother's death in february 2009 a series of devastating fires raged through australia the home of panda halo and chris decided for some reason that she died in the fire there is no explanation for why he thought this this left a gap for a neutral named julie to gain chris attention julie became chris's newest sweetheart logging phone calls and leaking videos chris sent them the troll behind julie was a 13 year old boy by the name of blue spike blue spike invented another character named max who is julie's abusive brother max convinced chris that he had kidnapped julie and was holding her hostage at his home in cleveland ohio chris drove his car from virginia to ohio overnight arrived at julie's house realized she wasn't there because it was the wrong address and returned home by that time his parents had already reported him missing blue spike often had phone sex with chris he didn't change his voice at all merely allowing chris to believe that his pre-pubescent voice was that of an adult woman blue spike was able to obtain and leak videos of chris having sex with a sex doll and manipulated chris into using anal beads and a dildo this relationship lasted only a month blue spike got control of chris's playstation network account and forced him to do degrading things on camera like shoving his pointy sonichu medallion up his butt chris later in life claimed that this was nowhere near as traumatizing as being held down as a child by a school principal blue spike also made chris declare that billy mays was the mayor of quickville right after getting this on video blue spike told chris the truth that julie didn't exist that he was a 13 year old boy that all their phone sex was recorded and that he would be sending it in to catch a predator this never happened but chris was very concerned with his reputation as a pedophile following this event the other trolls and members of encyclopedia dramatica and the kiwi farms did not like how far blue spike went some even blamed clyde cash for urging him onward clyde claimed to chris that he killed blue spike for being insubordinate and chris still to this day believes that clyde killed blue spike that same month chris was contacted by one of his female fans and they set up an honest to goodness real date her name was emily and she and chris agreed to meet at the local mall chris brought his father and the three eight inside the mall chris barely talking bob spoke to emily almost the entire time but after their meal chris and emily began walking around the mall together chris kept making inappropriate advantages toward her asking to kiss her and hold her hand then out of nowhere a man walked up wearing a pickle suit and asked if emily would rather go on a date with him instead of chris chris was dumbstruck angry that one of his trolls had shown up in a pickle suit to steal his girl from him emily and the pickle-suited man walked off together and chris was left standing there alone in the mall little did he know emily was a troll the whole time earlier in the month a group of trolls hatched a plan to embarrass chris they drove down to virginia and emily set up an in-person date with chris another member of the group stalked robert chandler around town including to church the plan was set in motion some members of the group remained outside in their car with radios and recording equipment while emily met chris and bob federal government inside all this mass research not very good at math i'm not that logical i'm doing that he's not good at math when it comes to managing money then as the date reached its end the man in the pickle suit rounded a corner and stole emily from chris um any particular reason why he dressed up like that come on emily what up hey hey maybe with me lots of uh what's wrong man of the pickle soup there's apparently these guys amongst the trolls you like pickles yeah i do not like pickles and also particularly a guy that pickles to fix me on the internet but said that he was blanca there's nothing wrong with him there's nothing wrong with him see he's he's a nice guy i i think you're making the lady a little uncomfortable there chris yeah i'm sorry emily so you have yourself a safe trip back to uh west virginia okay i might call you on skype later okay just take care no thank you okay all right all right see ya thank you all right you too the two ran to their compatriots in the parking lot still recording audio this began the saga of the man in the pickle suit and chris's famous line the pickle man tricked me again black and i well she broke up with me because the pickle man tricked me again few more stupid photos in april two things happened a troll named ivy started flirting with chris and joshua martinez his friend from speech therapy began to pose as actress vanessa hudgins vanessa hudgins told chris she was also interested in him and chris began to date both ivy and vanessa he was doing well for himself until the two women or i guess the two trolls discovered one another the community much preferred ivy who got chris to upload more youtube videos and draw more comics including one where chris saves ivy from clyde cash joshua was using his trolling to coax money out of chris and the community saw this as going too far and reprimanded him for it but yes chris thought that he was actually dating vanessa hudgins which is slightly more reasonable than him falling for yet another girlfriend to troll for like the eighth time in half as many months it took another month for chris to realize ivy was a troll and for a little while chris seemed to recover from his year of torment some trolls befriended him in real life and took him out drinking for the first time [Music] then he entered the picture liquid chris like so many other of you uh hmm i wish to dedicate this video i wish to dedicate this video to a rather unexpected person uh y'all may have heard of him he was the troll that made the statue and made a series liquid was an unassuming follower of chris who did a pretty good christian impression and uploaded videos of himself on youtube to amuse his friends chris caught wind of this and didn't take kindly to this identity theft identity theft is not a joke millions of families suffer every year liquid chris named after the metal gear solid character liquid snake played along and told the world that he was the real christian western chandler and he actually invented sonichu he wore a paper sonichu medallion and a brown striped shirt the closest thing he could get to chris's classic red and blue one chris did many things to try to prove that he was the real chris but everyone played along with liquid eventually they held a singing contest which was chris's idea to prove who the real chris was if you're strong you can fly you can reach the other side of the rainbow it's all right take a chance cause there is no circumstance that you can't handle when you use your mind mr bats got it good but this ain't his neighborhood he's taking over no no my life is brilliant your life's a joke you're just pathetic you're always broke your home it's our trek uniform well it ain't impressing me you're suffering from delusions of adequacy you're pitiful you're pitiful you're pitiful it's true liquid won and chris became even more furious in an ungodly amount of irony liquid ended up attracting a girlfriend being praised for his singing and he developed a real fan base he gained everything chris wanted and eventually made a graceful exit but because chris beat the imposter and got him to go away chris saw himself as the victor chris's mother barb chandler is a known hoarder and the garbage in their house is on full display in some of chris's videos his father bob feared that their home might be condemned if their hoarding became known so he told chris to remove any videos he posted that showed the house of course once something is online it's there forever and chris was never able to accomplish this people started posting pro gay ads on chris's website to troll him and chris was furious that he couldn't do anything about it prior to this and i hate this part chris had been convinced that men have a limited amount of sperm in their body and so they have to recycle it so he began to ejaculate into soda and he would drink it as his way of recycling it we have footage of this because he's an idiot chris wrote a letter to president obama asking him to make gay ads illegal in january of 2010 the comic aspertue came to chris's attention asperchu was created by alec benson leary and is an overt parody of sonichu where the characters are portrayed the way they would actually act if they weren't all chris's mary sue the characters were given aspergers because chris has for years expressed his hatred for asperger's thinking it takes away from the awareness of autism chris also stole a sonichu oc named simon and gender swapped him into simone lo rose chew asperchu created a problem for chris where chris either had to claim that the comic was infringing on his copyright and admit that it resembled reality or allow it to continue and deny that the characters were based off of him chris chose to do both and also i apologize for stealing or misunderstanding his ass virtue as being a parody and enabling it as such as much as it is his original character aspershu is alec benson's larry character alec benson's try saying that three times faster twirls in the tenth issue of sonichu chris has asana to save all of the asperts use and kill alec benson leary in real life chris claimed that asperchu has nothing to do with him he was thus able to have his cake and eat it too in that same issue of sonichu christ and all of his hedgehog pals destroy 4chan and encyclopedia dramatica they kill the original creator of simon jew he played out all of his revenge fantasies on the page and many included bloody ends for his rivals sonichu number 10 was the last time chris would write pages for his books for half a decade chris by some miracle managed to befriend another real-life girl around this time his first since megan but being the fool that he was he included personal information about her in a level he made in little big planet the trolls soon discovered her identity pointed her in the direction of the quickie and their friendship ended immediately chris flew off the handle and began delivering death threats especially aimed at the troll he believed responsible surf shack tito around this time was when chris started losing grip on reality possibly brought on by suggestions from his parents he thought that the endless trolling might be able to be traced back to the school board that his parents tried to sue all those years ago you know what i don't want to be back in this situation where i'm that desperate i got go as far as to pay a hundred dollars for a damn hooker give me a break i'm a 28 year old high person autistic virgin i'm gonna hail on my own on please please i've been so very worried about you i've had heartaches since last wednesday i've had sleepless nights it really hurts the concept that many people with similar interests might be able to all contribute little bits and pieces of torment to his life without any real coordination seemed like less of a possibility to him than it all being a big conspiracy this conspiracy was sometimes led by clyde cash sometimes by megan and sometimes led by michael schneider the owner of the game place in june chris drank one too many beers a habit that had been introduced to his life that definitely could not help the situation and he drove to the game place he wanted to take a picture of michael snyder to use as a dartboard so he could express his anger and what he probably thought was a helpful way having got a lifetime ban from the store he was stopped outside but not before he took several pictures michael apparently thought chris was trying to take pictures of his daughter and became even angrier at him the police that patrolled the mall were called over and chris tried to flee before they arrived nearly hitting michael snyder with his car several times chris claimed michael had jumped onto his hood but in all likelihood he merely stood in front of the car to stop chris from leaving and chris drove forward with no regard for his well-being the police stopped chris made him delete the pictures and let him off with a warning he received no punishment chris claimed he would leave the internet forever but actually just moved his activities to a new website a nintendo fan site set up so people could post creations they made in flipnote studios flipnote studios is kind of like a beta miiverse or an internet capable piktochat chris got banned from the site pretty quickly for continually violating the rules about sharing sensitive personal information it was against the rules to give out your full name and chris of course would sign everything he wrote with his full name he also made a video about a wet dream he had where a girl he met in a water-filled maze and he had sex he censors the nudity but he also drew his character getting an erection on this nintendo site for kids the trolls amongst themselves placed a facetious 9001 dollar bounty on destroying chris's precious playstation 3. 9001 is obviously a reference to the classic dragon ball z meme chris was in hot water financially at this time being unemployed and receiving only disability pay for his autism so he had very little income and he spent more money than he had on toys and video games he maxed out a credit card his parents didn't know existed probably because he was unsure how credit cards worked and in a scheme to make lots of money quickly chris recorded himself destroying his own ps3 and sent the video to the trolls expecting nine thousand and one dollars surf shack tito told chris to meet him at the mall so that he could be paid but instead the trolls used this as an opportunity to film chris out in the wild obviously tito never showed up when chris asked tito why he didn't show tito claimed he gave the money to chris the real chris liquid chris chris then had to buy another ps3 around this time a new troll posing as a girl named jackie tried to milk christopher laughs she tried to make him give up on video games for her but he refused she asked him to make a video for her every day on october wanting more chris content to be shared with the world but he apparently thought that this was too much work she did get him to do blackface though by asking him to make a video where he's dressed as mr popo from dragon ball in september chris actually applied for a job his resume was filled with such accomplishments as being a volunteer judge of pokemon tournaments and of course the creation of sonichu he prattles on for paragraphs about sonichu and rose 2 and even complains about the trolls specifically liquid chris being an imposter and how his videos were leaked online he didn't get the job jackie tried to use her fictional ex-boyfriend lars to get chris to better his life a troll posing as lars called chris and tried to get him to make good decisions he told chris that he didn't sell his expensive boat collection and so he lost jackie as a girlfriend so chris should learn from his mistakes and sell his lego in video games and use the money responsibly he also told chris to keep making sonichu as every troll does because it's their main source of chris entertainment the phone call ended with chris claiming change is too hard lars told chris that jackie was at his house and that they were about to have sex chris didn't seem to mind also notable about the conversation is that lars is black and chris kept slipping into ebonics while talking to him including casually dropping the n-bomb countless times i missed you last night i just didn't know if you'd be around listen i'm going to turn you over to lars right now and i'll be listening so youtube boys play nice okay um okay it'll just be live and [ __ ] who did uh this is christian see dawg see what i'm feeling and rightfully righteously righteously i should not be telling you this because this hurts my chances of [ __ ] but i will tell you in the interest of brothers before hoes that if you got rid of that ps triple you got rid of it and you never buy another one jackie probably kicked me kicked my black ass out the door you get rid of that ps triple i'll be out on the street and jackie be on your doorstep first thing tomorrow morning so you can tell me bro tell me my [ __ ] y'all really want jackie or no or oh you all want your video games more than you actually want jackie if you want jack you can be honest i want jackie and i want to be able to keep my video games see a dog that ain't always an option yeah oh well that's all right well that's good and it's been cool real hanging with you all right i'll talk to you soon i'll talk to you soon i'm gonna go [ __ ] jackie now i'll talk to you soon dog we'll be in touch and [ __ ] nice meeting you okay good night all right good night jackie continued to try to improve chris making him alter sonichu number 10 so that the writers of asperchu weren't brutally murdered by chris's heroes instead they were forced to live with the amish chris didn't want to make any changes to his life chris continually blamed his shortcomings on his autism and to use his word retardation chris is racist sexist homophobic a drain on the taxpayer an embarrassment to his family a blight on his community and the local police force and a danger to everyone in his personal life because he directs trolls their way but it's been hard to say that he's been a bad person up until this point it's only now at the end of the jackie saga that chris becomes truly irredeemable jackie told him that all he needed to make was a small change in his life and he would get everything he ever wanted he would get money for making sonichu he would get a girlfriend he would get less trolling but chris just didn't do it it doesn't matter that jackie wasn't sincere what matters is that chris when presented with the perfect opportunity to change everything around in his life didn't take it on purpose he told jackie his mental illness prevented him from being in the kind of relationship she was after chris just wants a girlfriend for sex he just wants someone to take care of him he doesn't want to have to do work jackie said that if he doesn't want a relationship they can still be friends and chris who realized he was shutting the door on the possibility of a girlfriend told her that he still wanted to have sex with her the troll jackie got understandably annoyed she wrote chris a long email about his flaws in one last desperate attempt to make him look in the mirror and see himself for who he truly was chris told her that she was being hurtful for the next few months she would email him to make sure he was okay but their fake friendship never recovered chris would remain relatively silent with few updates until march 2011. he had not posted new sonichu in over a year at that point and was not answering jackie's emails asking how he was doing in march he sent jackie an email saying he was now a tom girl including a picture of himself wearing makeup chris did not yet consider himself transgender but believes himself to be the inverse of a tomboy a tomboy is a girl who acts like a stereotypical boy so a tom girl is a boy who acts like a girl chris's desire to be a stay-at-home parent and be taken care of by a significant other is probably the reason for his desire to become a woman he's also had mostly female friends his entire life and got along with his mother much better than his father not having to work as stereotypical housewives don't is also probably seen as a huge plus to him jackie tricked chris into sending more pictures of him in drag and made excuses for why she couldn't ever have a video call or meet him in person she leaked these pictures of chris and he found out but she was able to sweep this under the rug probably claiming that her email was hacked this was like the tenth time that one of chris's sweethearts had their emails hacked or stolen and chris's sensitive information was leaked but chris still did not realize that jackie was a troll the troll who was involved with the pickle suit date emily stayed in touch with chris all these years and in 2019 she gave some insight into the tom girl saga she stated that some rando told chris that he should become a woman because he had tried so hard and failed at being a man chris took this seriously and in her opinion this is what started the tom girl saga although she does blame herself for suggesting that chris wear a sports bra jackie told chris that the leak was related to the playstation hack that shut down psn for a large part of 2011. barb and bob chandler did not like chris's crossdressing and if they were secretly ashamed of their son before they were now outwardly expressing it to him chris claimed in an email to jackie that barb threatened to kill him and forcibly cut his hair but chris tried to grow it back quickly using magic his father apparently dropped the f slur on chris and barb told him she didn't raise a daughter barb also tried to pay chris to stop wearing women's underwear as regretfully common and difficult as these situations are for those who suffer from them in the trans community it is hard to be sympathetic to chris when he isn't actually trans and is only adopting a lifestyle for his own personal gain while making a mockery of those with dysphoria in the process by june chris began to refer to himself as a male lesbian claiming he used the women's restroom and made sure to sit down when he peed although he never admitted it the implication was clear that he was now pursuing lesbians having struck out with straight women for 30 years chris was still trying to have sex with jackie asking her to come visit him constantly she told him after about a year of this that she was going to be in washington dc for the 4th of july and he was welcome to join her there in her hotel this was apparently too arduous a task for chris because he made up an excuse not to go he did try to raise money for the hotel room but his plan was a failure from the start since the two couldn't see each other jackie told chris to use his sex doll as a replacement and to take it out in public on the 4th of july and pretend that they were on a date chris who still didn't realize that she was trolling him refused probably because he didn't want to go outside jackie kept requesting more and more degrading videos from chris including sex tapes with his doll and a video of him farting on a cake chris eventually let her know about his secret facebook account and jackie leaked it to the other trolls chris had been participating in a community on facebook for tomboys and tom girls and it got flooded by the trolls chris returned to the internet with a vengeance making demands that his trolls back off or he'll dox them he asked them to apologize and they didn't so he docks them but there's no evidence that his information was correct in september of 2011 two days after his 84th birthday robert chandler died of heart failure in a leaked email to jackie chris expressed anger at the grim reaper who he may or may not actually believe in as a personified being he was angry that he took bob chris many years ago had had a dream that bob wouldn't die until 2015. chris's full faith in his prophetic dreams will prove problematic as time moves forward in late october chris and barb who had presumably both begun rapid declines in their sanity after bob's passing drove over to the game place to yell at michael schneider chris was armed with his camera once again michael did not allow them to enter and chris snapped more pictures as they left they hit michael with their car and both were arrested they were forced to pay a fine and were put on probation chris was also given mandatory psychological evaluation in january of 2012 a segger promotional video made a passing sonichu reference chris apparently didn't care he posted that he was very depressed on facebook all month anna mclaren was still there for him and told him he should go to counseling chris of course ignored this he said that he was still upset that he was a virgin and was frustrated because he's so handsome he asked his friends to show his pictures to single girls but said to make sure that they didn't google his name in a fit of unbridled stupidity chris came to the conclusion that all of his problems started with megan and doxter on facebook thinking that she now led the trolls he failed to realize that his problems started because he posted the drawing of him fingering megan and that it was not her fault his derangement was setting in chris then turned 30. in march 2012 chris was once again banned from the mall this time for shouting death threats at trolls on his cell phone he told his facebook friends that he wanted to starve himself to death in prison but not until after he lost his virginity mere days later that finally happened chris hired a prostitute he found online and met her at a hotel the details of their encounter come only from chris but some of them are so stupid he would have no reason to make them up for example he gave her a gift basket because it's just the gentlemanly thing to do this was chris's first and to date last sexual encounter despite this he was still looking for a sweetheart in june chris once again posted about wanting to kill himself by the end of july he posted that he regretted ever putting sonichu online he talked about getting more and more headaches and said he felt like he was becoming more [ __ ] it's very clear that the strain from the trolls his father's death and his arrest were finally getting to him his cluttered house and two new dogs probably weren't helping it's easy to see why he would soon crack chris typed up an angry rant about voice actress tara strong appearing in a video that made light of trolling in chris's opinion obviously the kind of trolling chris received during his life is much more intense than the average person is even aware possible in 2013 most people didn't even know what doxing was or how the internet could really ruin your life tara strong actually responded to chris's post calling him self-absorbed without any context in chris's life and personality she obviously thought he was just virtue signaling and complaining about nothing this was a major victory in the eyes of the trolls as chris is an avid fan of my little pony and tara strong voices the main character twilight sparkle in august 2013 chris posted a lot about missing his high school days and made videos where he played with lego minifigures representing his high school gal pals he also made lego voodoo dolls of megan mary lee walsh and michael schneider he realized probably after a month of reliving his high school years that his gal pals weren't really his friends and demanded on facebook that they come to his house and apologize for being insincere the few friends chris did have on facebook were constantly turned off by his ranting how he blamed other people for all of his problems his hatred of men his hatred of homosexuals and the not actually trolls but chris thinks they're trolls of his past it seemed like chris's anger at his old gal pals was really just an excuse to guilt them into talking to him which none of them did the cartoon network show ok o.k.k.o had an overt reference to sonichu in their pilot episode that was cut before being animated but the storyboard was later revealed by the creators the antics of chris were significantly more mainstream than they were back in the days of the man in the pickle suit more people were learning about chris just as chris was simultaneously retreating from the spotlight that is until january of the next year january 10 2014 chris accidentally burned his house down because he had a coffee brewer in his bathroom and the wiring was faulty the clutter didn't help matters chris appearing on the news brought him back into the limelight on the internet and hardcore trolling became rampant once again many of chris's possessions were destroyed and in march 2014 chris was caught shoplifting in best buy and banned from the premises in june he tried selling artwork for money to recoup his losses his drawing rose to ten thousand dollars on ebay before being removed by the site for suspicious activity this happened again much to chris's annoyance who probably thought he was close to actually getting ten thousand dollars his account was temporarily suspended instead he started selling commissioned artwork he did eventually sell the original painting for 200 and spent the money on lego on june 22nd chris left a very strong reaction to the change in sonic's arms in the sonic boom redesign on facebook sonic's arms have always been flesh-colored but in sonic boom they were changed to blue chris is the only person on earth who would care about such a minor detail but he threatened to boycott sega around this time chris met a girl named catherine on okcupid chris began posting publicly that he had a girlfriend and talked about their dates meanwhile in reality catherine was making it clear to chris that they were only friend dates her intentions were to try to help chris and she instigated several situations to test chris's maturity by seeing if he'd become jealous when she was around male friends chris constantly failed and eventually catherine gave up chris believed he lost himself a girlfriend but in reality he just made someone who was trying to help him give up because he refused to change his ways again at one point he told her he was entitled to a girlfriend because he was a descendant of royalty in august chris started identifying foley as a lesbian and showed support for the lgbt community but he still held onto his hatred for gay men in september he attempted to give himself the approximation of a clitoris by piercing his taint it didn't last long but it would not be his last time attempting to be more feminine as time wore on chris became more angry about sonic's arms he posted on facebook that his followers should vandalize displays of sonic boom and he talked to security guards at his mall about not stalking the game which led to an argument which led to him getting banned again chris was also banned from a sonic fan group on facebook for threatening to slit the throats of sega employees and bombing them if they didn't stop making sonic boom sonic boom ended up making an overt reference to chris in one of their episodes where the characters play a retro video game and sonic comments that they shouldn't have changed the color of the mascot's legs look what i found at the flea market dude is that tomato potamus ii that's the best one in the entire series tomatopotamus never worked in 3d game companies always ruin their beloved franchises and they never should have changed the color of tomato potamus's legs on december 26th chris entered the game stop at his local mall which he was banned from and attempted to vandalize their sonic boom displays upon being met with arguments from the workers chris pepper sprayed an employee and ran away don't call anybody he was arrested and spent three days in jail he posted on facebook when he got out that it wasn't his fault it was sega's for not listening to his demands he felt he was justified in his act of rebellion and he was leading a cause worth fighting for january kicked off with chris threatening walmart managers with pepper spray he had previously been banned from the walmart and was on bail for pepper spraying at gamestop if there was ever a time to try to help chris it had passed long ago chris also attempted to glitter bomb sega of america usually glitter bombing involves a letter that sprays glitter everywhere when opened but chris just filled an envelope with glitter thus causing no harm inside he also wrote a letter for every week sonic the hedgehog's arms remain blue in the sonic boom video games and tv cartoon show and that you all at sega continue to not public announce your apology for the change as well as recalling everything of this sonic boom to change sonic's arm color back immediately on television newsprint and internet posts and videos you all will receive a sparkling mess and to stop this glittery combination from coming in you will change sonic the hedgehog's arm color back immediately and everything sonic boom including pulling the cartoon from cartoon network to change the arm color back in every single episode of the show thank you chris later threatened one of his old high school gal pals telling her he hoped her house burned down he threatened to ban anyone on his facebook group if they said mario was better than sonic his paranoia mounted and he banned one member for owning a sonic comic that included an ad for sonic boom in it just because it was an ad where sonic had blue arms on april 8th a fan of chris's visited his home to give him two frames of animation from the adventures of sonic the hedgehog animation frames are highly sought after in the collector community and chris owns one currently for my little pony barb did not let the fan enter and chris did not receive the frames it's unknown if he ever knew they existed and that his mother stood in the way of receiving this gift on april 20th sonichu's birthday among other things chris officially declared on facebook that he used female pronouns chris's minecraft account was discovered around this time and his username was christine weston which is probably the first time he had gone by the name christine in may one of chris's friends named kim had a conversation on facebook where chris revealed he was taking female hormones to transition kim is not a real person and is actually the same troll who played emily the girl who lured chris to the man in the pickle suit all those years ago because chris has changed his gender to female he also decided to change his sonichu forms gender to female but because all sanitaries are males and all roast jews are females this was a problem his solution was to add female sonichus and male rose juice to his lore in july chris was temporarily banned from facebook for posting his own erotic drawings and pictures of his bare chest he bragged that his breasts had grown to size d in sanitary number 10 which was written in 2010 chris travels forward in time to july 31 2015 and had sex with his future wife he then returns to 2010 to tell majichan to create a vaccine to cure homosexuality by using his straight blood in the comic it takes scientists five years to develop the vaccine so maja chan has to travel to 2015 as well on the real july 31st 2015 chris was still single transgender and cheering the recent supreme court case regarding gay marriage in september chris added pages to sonichu issue 11 for the first time in five years finally getting over his writer's block he also edited sanichi number 10 to take out the violence and homophobia he sold sonichu amiibos which were just sonic amiibos that he used crayola model magic on to help fund his comic book work he also received one thousand dollars from a youtuber to work more on sonichu on october 15th chris finally after six court dates was found guilty of his assault at gamestop he was fined 541 dollars and received 180 days probation in january 2016 a lame new trolling scheme was cooked up wherein people sent letters to chris's house addressed to pewdiepie chris of course thought that these were legitimate pewdiepie fans with the wrong address and so he made a video yelling at people telling them that pewdiepie lived in sweden he doesn't he lives in the uk but whatever chris and barb's financial situation after bob's death became grimly apparent when discover bank filed a lawsuit against barb for failing to pay her debts chris began to beg his fans to buy him a ps4 around this time a video was leaked to the kiwi farms showing that chris was now freezing his semen in his refrigerator in jars in march chris revealed that a fan had sent him a ps4 for his birthday it was later discovered that he bought it himself but didn't want barb or anyone else to realize this on march 16th barb paid 4706.98 of her debt to discover bank in may chris was trolled into a contest where the winner got to impregnate a lesbian couple chris seemingly did not know that such things are usually done via artificial insemination and probably believed that he would get to have sex with the couple he competed with a former gay porn star wherein they both released sex tapes of themselves to prove their worth chris's involved him having sex with his new blowup doll he begged his followers for support he ended up losing obviously and decided his best course of action was to start a prostitution business he now advertised himself toward lesbians he also begged his half-brother cole to come take care of barb which he was having trouble doing alone on reddit chris posted about the idea of cutting open one's own taint to quote make a new hole to play with he had to pay 500 of debt as well to take care of his cats dogs and ill mother his begging grew more and more annoying to his facebook friends but chris didn't make matters better for himself when he went ahead and actually cut his taint open to create a vagina that he thought would grow because he was listening to hypnosis meditation music one of his sonichu characters underwent the same thing but for the character it was successful for chris not so much the next few months chris spent whoring himself out making videos for money often singing saying derogatory things or making a fool of himself dancing one video got removed from facebook for violating their guidelines in august barb got sued by another bank chris was fined for not registering his dogs and the internet discovered chris's mortgage on his house was a hundred and fifteen thousand dollars chris began posting on facebook that he was stressed and had an erratic sleep schedule despite this he spent money to attend omegacon on august 25th just six days later he begged his facebook friends to pay his mortgage for him he began to complain that his ban from walmart gamestop and best buy were discriminatory against the lgbtq community despite his bans being for shoplifting and assault for his birthday chris received a copy of the book a girl who brought down the world the book was written by a follower of chris and is basically a tale of what would happen if chris came to power and ruled the world the writer hoped that chris would learn from the character and change his actions but chris only read a few chapters and apparently missed that it was an allegory for himself he compared the main character in the book to then presidential candidate donald trump as an insult the irony was completely lost on him two weeks later chris spent the 9th of november sending death threats to trump on social media after the election his tweets were featured on alex jones's infowars he then made a video where a lego minifigure of mike pence murders lego donald trump and is arrested trump has been elected hopefully he will not make it be able to make it for the inauguration because of his age males die early so they anyway uh obviously being great the great hillary supporter both my mother and i have voted for hillary and at least our goats counted because she won the virginia boat anywho uh who aside from that so yes i have responded to the election results quite barely or distraughtly everybody we must pray for trump's death to happen before january 2017 and afterwards but he's been encased we can have a tombstone a mock tube stone and we can pretend and we can pretend that we can have fun dancing ice cream either by illness or by hand a bit by the hands of his own mike pets die trump died yep and then pants pants you are under arrest you're under arrest so says this chain cop you're going to the jail belonging to the jerk ups and jane cops [Music] group so they got you too eh they got me for being a jerk cop among all the other jerk cops that abuse their badges like crackers anyway don't sit on the toilet the end yep i feel the same way and even when spelled backwards good night after posting pictures of his lego figure being tied up and writing about how trump must be killed because arrest or impeachment are difficult chris was banned from facebook temporarily november ended with barb having to pawn jewelry for their mortgage and chris buying an expensive transformers toy 2017 would prove to be the most disastrous year for chris in his entire life in january chris's depression continued and he posted about not wanting to write more sonichu because the website he had been using to sell it lulu had removed it for copyright infringement on january 20th his mortal enemy donald trump was sworn into office and on the same day conservative commentator and provocateur milo yiannopoulos briefly discussed chris on his lecture tour using him as a poster child for the trans community what will happen when we have the first presidential campaign featuring genderqueer furries with videos of themselves crying on youtube because someone insulted their my little pony drawings we know we know don't we what the first social justice president will look like in an act of defiance against trump who chris called pmert which is trump backwards because chris thinks that this takes someone's power away from them chris named quickville a sanctuary city why there is illegal immigration in the fictional world sonichi takes place in is anyone's guess it's been previously stated by chris that majichan was single-handedly capable of stopping all crime and theoretically could just legally let as many immigrants in as he wanted on february 16th chris blamed the doctors at the hospital for his father's death and lamented that he had more freedom when he was still alive on february 24th he turned 35. when robert chandler died he left chris his stamp collection and all the records he'd collected over the years he used to be a disc jockey and wanted chris to admire and appreciate the music he had gathered from all over the world on march 1st chris sold most of his father's valuable stamps and spent the money on toys and video games he had made 85 dollars and spent 90. chris responded to criticism that he should get a job saying he was physically and mentally strained taking care of barb and dealing with the trolls on april 4th the mortgage company took payment from barb overdrafting her bank account by 800 chris was able to sell his sonic totem a famous cursed item featured in his videos for fifteen hundred dollars within three days he spent four hundred dollars on a gold necklace for barb and 750 on skylander toys on april 14th chris filmed a plea from barb asking for money to pay their overdue power bill she was wearing her 400 necklace in the video we are in an emergency situation rappahannock is getting ready to cut our service that will stop us from doing anything cooking [Music] whatever please somebody buy this stamp album for a thousand dollars to help us with their emergency thank you because chris never shipped the sonic totem paypal put him in the red fifteen hundred dollars in desperation chris dug out his classic dirty striped shirt and listed it on ebay for twelve thousand dollars barb was able to borrow money from their life insurance and put her bank account back in the black she gave this money to chris so that he can ship the totem thus paypal was able to put the 1 500 back into his account keep in mind chris had already spent that money the bid on his shirt rose to twenty five thousand one hundred dollars but the winning bidder didn't pay for it despite claiming he was in debt chris spent almost a hundred dollars on ps4 games the next week he also resumed work on sonichu for the first time in almost two years despite taking money from patrons on patreon to write the books over the last few years he had given them nothing on june 30th eight years after beginning the issue chris completed sanity number eleven shortly after on july 9th chris passed a kidney stone his weight gain was also extremely noticeable enter jessica quinn quinn had been chris's facebook friend since 2015 and she often commented on chris's posts giving him life advice on september 7th chris posted on facebook complaining about being single quinn responded we need to talk she and chris then updated their relationship statuses to it's complicated and quinn posted that she and chris were testing the waters chris began to brag on twitter about his girlfriend and claimed that she was his prophesized wife from sonichu issue number 10. she just arrived a little late chris added her to his comic as a my little pony character named diamond melody quinn wasn't just doing this to troll chris chris's post and actions made it apparent that she had a fat fetish and chris wrote a story in silence issue 12 that involved rose jew bloating up and sanju himself getting fat in a dream their relationship lasted only a few weeks as quinn broke up with chris in late september chris posted a video where he appears to be crying he stopped to make sure the camera was on making it painfully obvious that he was faking they got back together five hours later the reason quinn had broken up with chris was because he had been flirting with a voice actress on twitter using a sock puppet account it seemed like quinn had only broken up with him as a sort of warning but they broke up again on october 5th this time quinn deleted her facebook account her reasoning was that the kiwi farms targeted her and hacked her facebook account although the kiwi farms claimed that they did no such thing and there was no evidence of this happening while having and losing his first and only real girlfriend ever was bad enough for chris's sanity quinn leaving when she did was actually worse for chris for a different reason and would alter the course of his life forever as it opened him up to the influence of joshua wise on october 25th joshua wise also known as the idea guy contacted chris he got in chris's good graces by acting friendly like the other white knights by november 6th his influence was already becoming apparent to the wider community chris claimed on twitter that enemy forces from game industry the world that the video game and anime series hyperdimension neptunia takes place in were invading quickville chris began to ramble about how magitan told him that he must absorb power from his sega dreamcast to become the new goddess of game industry in hyperdimension neptunia goddesses exist for major video game consoles namely nintendo xbox and playstation with sega and atari being older gods chris began talking about how he needed his pokemon from his game boy advanced games to aid him in leading the autobots to defend quickville okay so chris had long ago said that he thought that the characters in sonichu were real the same way that the tunes and who framed roger rabbit are real in that they play out the events in the comic like tunes but it was the idea guy who implanted in chris's mind that quickville and equestria are actually real places this possibly happened in tandem with chris beginning to watch rick and morty with their explanation of multiverse theory multiverse theory is a philosophical thought experiment about the differences between necessary events which are events that must happen and contingent events which don't need to happen or only happen because of other events thus different universes exist depending on the outcome of contingent events for example a universe in which the germans win world war ii multiverse theory is not a theory that these universes actually exist or can be traveled to it is merely an axiom that is used to prove other theories chris does not understand this and believes that because everything happens in at least one universe the events of his comic happen somewhere and thus the reason he has access to it is because he is the chronicler of the sonichu universe which he calls to mention c197 using the naming convention from rick and morty chris would later go on to further explain that he actually believes his fictional universe to be the most real fictional universe he actually believes that all fictional characters live in c197 and that all creative types on earth have vision into that universe but their interpretation of the events are slightly inaccurate so harry potter and spider-man both exist in c197 but because stan lee and jk rowling can't see into the universe perfectly their books don't perfectly chronicle the historical events of c197 that's also the reason how the spider-man comics tv shows and the four iterations of him on the big screen can all be real they are all misinterpreted slightly from the real events of c197 i have a whole video on this but basically c197 holds the platonic forms of all fictional characters and the fictional worlds that we see in our media are lower level representations however chris does believe that those interpretations do exist in their own universe separate from c197 but because c197 is the most real fictional dimension it is our sister dimension we live in dimension 1218 which takes its numbering system from marvel there are alternate worlds to our earth too but they're all technically fictional so we are the main universe and c197 is the next most real and then after that the universes don't really matter it's unclear exactly how or when chris came to believe all of this but because interest in chris between bob's death and the idea guys was so little there's much less documentation from that time joshua wise used chris's naivete to convince him that qrikville was actually under attack joshua convinced chris that sylvana roshu who is magichan's wife was kidnapped by the russians and chris had to dance with the tinfoil hat on to save her chris the next day told everyone that the mission to save sylvana was successful and that the camp she was held in was full of large ovens which he obviously did not understand was a reference to the holocaust for our world for game industry for all the other droughts and dimensions in mid-november jessica quinn returned to facebook temporarily just to say what to chris's insane postings from the idea guy's influence brendan fraser was instilled as the mayor of quickville and james desonichi was put on trial for molesting punchy sonichu joshua wise was clearly just messing with chris and putting him in distress by telling him fake stories about quickville he convinced chris that he had an oc or original character that lived in quickville and chris believed everything he said when chris first drew sanichu in the early 2000s pokemon did not have any physical differences between male and female versions of the same species but that changed in generation four chris had previously been drawing roast jew with the male raichu tale because he thought now he was chronicling the real world he had to cope with this mistake but instead of admitting that it was a mistake he made up a convoluted explanation that rose chew is actually born male and is transgender this is the beginning of the dimensional merge saga which will consume chris's life for the next three years in january 2018 chris attended magfest which held a panel about cristory the room gave chris a standing ovation at the same event he met up with adam stackhouse the winner of the parappa the rapper contest and made up with him believing that the characters from his comic were real chris drew a comic in which he married the pokemon mewtwo and believed it to be a real event in late january the kiwi farms united to dox the idea guy driving joshua out of power chris was free from his influence but his mind would never be the same again forevermore believing quickville and sonichu to be real doubling down on his love from you two in february chris got in a fight with a twitter user who said cartoons weren't real showing his devotion to his new beliefs on february 5th chris wrote an lgbt anti-troll battle anthem called love is love i'm a little country pop we're gonna make your hatred stop i tell you straight up no lies our emotions thoughts and love come from deep in our hearts and souls our solid truest alibi we are prideful we've got love is love we're not stepping down we've got heart we've got salt no trolling bull is gonna tell us you've been palmed on march 26th chris announced his sweetheart search was over stating he was in a loving polyamorous relationship with three other people those people being mewtwo magichan and kriselle rosechu chriselle rosechu is an underage rose true created by the idea guy who wanted to troll chris by making him announce to the world that he was a pedophile this was lost on chris a few days later chris apologized for his anti-semitic comments in the past claiming he had now discovered he was less than 0.1 percent jewish he posted i owe all of the jewish people an apology for my past hurtful statements including michael john snyder to every single jewish person i miss christine weston chandler of rutgersville virginia usa am really really sorry for the hurtful things i have said against you all i am fully observant of my jewish ancestry and i will respect all people of jewish faith but i respectfully choose not to celebrate the holidays and i am certainly not going to ever convert myself to judaism thank you when questioned why chris had concentration camps in quickville if he was jewish chris responded that it was count graduan's idea graduan is a villain from the sonichu comics that chris temporarily had to team up with in april chris attempted to sell some of his half-brother cole's elementary school homework so that he could pay off his mortgage he also tried to sell his lesbian pride flag as he had realized at some point that he was bisexual still desperate for money chris listed pornographic drawings of his characters on ebay notably including the cut-up image he drew of himself and megan from all those years ago they were immediately removed for violating ebay's policy on porn so instead he sold them through twitter they were purchased by a teenager named lucas around this time chris was spotted around town carrying a baseball bat with him in his backpack after being questioned about it online he stated it was due to his fear of trolls on june 5th chris's profile was once again increased after being interviewed by british youtuber count dankula where he ranted about how his cartoon characters were real are you are you yourself sonichu when you go to quickville do you transform into sonichu or are you still i go i go there i'm human and then i can transform into my first chance to let you farm ray ray i understand now that's fine that's interesting and uh and one one thing i've sort of heard about you as well is you feel that all other cartoon universes so things like american dad my little pony so on and so on they're all actually real places as well yes they are and all the characters they are are actually real oh yeah but they do they exist sort of in the same dimension as the sonitude universe or do they have their own dimension some universes some of them actually do have an ultimate dimension like steven universe where world war ii never happened that's a whole different dimension right there right i understand then so so so some of them exist in the same dimension some of them are different but do you get to them all by the same method uh among which a whole dimensional portal and everything yes right so different portals or different kinds of meditation will take you to different universities yeah get you physically there on father's day of that year chris drew himself hugging his father depicted as a sonnet jew chris had reckoned his father's history as being half sonichu which made chris one fourth sonichu but also fully sonichu because of the incident prophecy which stated that chris was the chosen one in quickville chris's father is always in his sonichu form and is known as robert chu on june 23rd chris attended too many games a video game convention and was kicked out after inappropriately touching and kissing fans who came up to him to take pictures over the course of this time chris had been selling his old junk and continually made money from patreon allowing him to keep off debt collectors and continue his purchasing of toys and games in july chris announced on twitter that he chris was the chronicler of the sonichu universe 797 and that megan who he apparently forgave at some point was cpu red heart and also had powers he begged her to contact him she did not four days later chris tweeted that he was on his period later that month he attended bronycon and insisted that he was sane there he danced with magicjan and believes that he fought psychic battles as he drove his car broke down and he needed emergency fan donations to get home chris began to incorporate my little pony into sonichu and his dimensional merch delusions thinking he was in contact with the real princess celestia ruler of equestria he stated that the tv show friendship as magic would continue for several more seasons but it came to an end after season 10. he began protesting hasbro the same way he protested sega demanding they keep the series going this time saying it was princess celestia's orders the day before halloween he adopted a new cat named patches adopted might not be the most appropriate choice of words here because he actually stole her from her mother a stray cat who lived in his backyard on the 2nd of november chris tweeted a picture of a disemboweled kitten claiming that his dog snoopy had killed one of his cats with google image search it was quickly found out to be fake and chris deleted the tweet claiming it had actually been tweeted by magi-chan on november 6th eight days after chris adopted her patches died chris participated in shrek retold a project on youtube where various people were tasked with remaking scenes from shrek he drew some pictures and talked about the scenes he was assigned not caring enough to remember lord farquaad's name this is christine chandler i'll be depicting scene 23 as shrek exit the ring the crowd cheers yeah yeah oh the bad guy i forget his name communicates to the uh armed forces and shrek becomes a bit offended and donkey is scared shocked what is it no i have a better idea people of your luck i give you our champion the crowd cheers what congratulations ogre you have what the honor of going on a great adobo quest says that guy forget his name still i'm already on a quest a quest to get my swot back your swamp yeah my swamp where you dump those fairytale creatures okay all right oh girl thank you dear go on this quest for me and i'll give you your swap book exactly the way it was right down to the last slime covered toadstool and this squat is as good as gone what kind of quests and i guess that's it for scene 23 of shrek by november's end chris claimed the dimensional merge was beginning and c197 and 1218 were combined into one dimension where humans would live alongside fictional characters throughout the year chris had been in contact with the purchaser of the cut up megan drawing he sold on twitter the purchaser lucas was a teenager who lived near chris and who invited chris over to her house on several occasions although chris denies it it is likely that she and her friends got chris high on marijuana and chris was filmed in several compromising situations including making out with kriselle rosejo my wife my lovely lady ladies and gentlemen she's very pretty thank you lucas claims although without evidence that chris was very uncomfortably close with her and her friends touching them and rubbing their heads despite them being underage in december an unknown follower of chris probably a kiwi farms member used a magicjan twitter account to dox lucas and convinced chris to stop hanging out with them after the doxing they left chris alone on new year's eve 2018 the predicted date of the merge arrived and nothing happened in early january 2019 chris explained that the merge had been pushed back due to bureaucratic red tape but gave no further explanation chris was a big fan of the youtube group analysis anarchy a group of bronies who make video content about my little pony chris's replies to their tweets usually brought them unwanted attention from chris's trolls and so in january several of them blocked chris this caused chris to throw a screaming fit and demand to be unblocked he eventually privated his twitter and purged of it everyone he considered a troll although he still left thousands of trolls following him in february chris realized he could make a new twitter account which wouldn't be blocked by the bronies and so he did now being more careful about who we let follow him for his birthday chris received a nintendo switch from a couple who were planning on moving to chris's town named sarah and steve the two wished to adopt chris and take care of him we got a special delivery today this lovely box put address on it yay nintendo switch yay my christmas present my christmas present it's a thing thing it's in there and a nice little winner i don't know if everybody wants to be dead but yeah it's safe to rape it oh well i don't have their address on it now you can always read that whatever the letter that chris doesn't read but flashes on camera states the following sarah and i are both fans of your content but i'd like us to become best friends over time do not read what's below on video or mention it online us moving to virginia will be a life-changing event and you will become our only friend around this letter was gonna be about our plans to move and help you but we already talked on the phone about those matters remember if you are ever in trouble and need help before we're able to move just message us first i'm afraid other people could not be very trusted from stephen and sarah sarah and steve eventually grew frustrated with chris and decided not to help him in april chris teamed up with an unknown troll or white knight to film a video the troll wore a mask and lab coat and pretended to be chris's son reginald from the future he read a poem written by chris to this day his identity is unknown hello everyone far and nearer i have something you want to hear so please use your ears before i disappear let's make something clear before we start i have a good purple heart that won't fall apart we are all about to take part in a new event segment which will invent what you call a cement my intent is to present the news which will eliminate the torment of discontent just keep creating that supplement to a lesser extent christine has been hell-bent on being apparent so she made a pleasant investment in investment and got my mother pregnant i am a fluorescent adolescent a direct descendant and not the only attendant there is one other crystal and i am her brother there is much you don't know unless i show but that is a no-go right now i am here solo but soon i will have my shadow a lovely combo there will be no tiptoe around the tempo i must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden globe bambolonian weeping willow below the jim crow plateau i hope i have walked this difficult typewrite well under your light microscope nonetheless god bless thanks for working with me in this process more or less it's still a work in progress i hope to bring happiness for all parties and please don't sniff those gnarly sharpies unbeknownst to the public around this time a young film student had paid chris a visit and began filming a documentary about chris he also visited megan and got an exclusive interview the first time she had really been contacted about chris in many years he posted a gofundme to fund the editing and distribution of the film but he was quickly doxxed and attacked by people from the kiwi farms and the film was cancelled the megan footage has supposedly been destroyed and it's unknown if the film will ever be made i wasn't aware of all that was going on at first [Music] now he seems like a totally different person to me [Music] in april tragically the notre dame cathedral was burned down and chris tweeted that it was actually destroyed by a fire type pokemon who had crossed over from dimension c197 late the previous year in 2018 an autistic gay man from california named jacob saknis had found chris through geno samuel's comprehensive christian documentary and had fallen in love jacob is his own can of worms believing himself to be a prophet from an alien empire in another galaxy thinking that he can receive visions from the god of the universe jacoba and that he will personally oversee the destruction of the sinners on earth in july chris made it clear that he wished to go to bronycon but couldn't afford it and one of his fans suggested asking jacob socnus to donate money to him this put chris and jacob on speaking terms and jacob would spend the next few years of his life gaslighting chris in an attempt to sleep with him in september jacob on his own cult subreddit posted a supposed dialogue he had with the real magi-chan and stated that he and chris must get married and have sex in order for the merge to happen because chris believes that magician is real he believed jacob thankfully jacob lives in california and chris and virginia and neither had any way of traveling to meet the other chris then spent the next few weeks pretending he swapped bodies with magi-chan he made several videos where magi-chan possessed his body while he chris traveled around the country in a sonichu body and visited all of his internet friends including jacob you could definitely tell that it is i versus as opposed to christine not only in the vocal tones but also my behavioral patterns this imaginary trip to jacob's house further convinced chris that jacob was to be trusted and so he invited jacob to come visit his house jacob purchased a train ticket from california to virginia and planned to visit chris and squat in the house until barb died one of chris's friends mkr teamed up with some other kiwi farms users and hopped in a discord call with jacob pretending to be friends with him they got him drunk and recorded their conversation allowing jacob to put his own foot in his mouth and say things about how much chris probably smelled and how he wanted barb to die jacob also said he believed that he had murdered homeless people with his demon powers and talked about how much he hated the world the kiwi farms members leaked this audio to a youtube custodian named gibby hey that's me and i posted the audio on my channel so how long were you going to stay with chris i was just going to stay there for a few months i would live with her but i really don't be able to handle the smell of the house but i do have a blanket i went out and that box smelled up the entire office that my manager had i opened up in my room let the thing air out it was like little smell of diabetes somebody that has got severe diabetes and i appreciate chris that she's if she's drinking that many pandas can you tell me more about the rituals the sacrifice that you have to make would you actually kill someone for chris to perform the ritual uh i actually killed dozens of homeless people out there to make them overdose so probably 30 40 people have died because of her directly where i've named them and told him like yes demon here's your marks it's these people outside my building kill them they are sacrifices for you specifically for her chris saw this video and with mkr's insistence broke off his relationship with jacob in october youtuber ben saint used chris's my little pony oc in a comic he was writing and chris grew angry at this depiction and demanded 300 in royalties not grasping the irony of demanding royalties for fan fiction jacob stopped his tantrum long enough to get back on chris's good side and started separating him from his other friends convincing him that noel the operator of the kiwi farms was bad he also began a slander campaign against mkr and myself in order to isolate chris further and poison the well about everyone else who might negatively impact chris's perception of jacob in late november after many people told chris that they were worried about what jacob was doing chris tweeted that he would never be in a relationship with jacob and that jacob was not needed for the dimensional merge chris believed that jacob's god jacoba had been defeated by a my little pony character and thus jacob had outlived his usefulness jacob threw another tantrum and demanded that chris scrub all mentions of his characters from the sonichu comics and from his handmade sonichu trading card game chris responded that jacob didn't own real people and that all of jacob's characters were real because it was a religion on december 7th 2019 chris became aware of youtuber project snt and her redesigns of some of his sonichu characters this greatly upset him as her drawings were wrong and he expressed his displeasure by tweeting out nonsense on twitter to show how it was negatively impacting his mental health and i do mean nonsense he tweeted with purposefully bad grammar mimicking the speaking style of yoda and included garbled letter jumbles as if he was stammering this drama brought 2019 to a close in january 2020 chris became interested in dungeons and dragons he made his own character sheet and tweeted at the end games a local gaming store he had been banned from asking them to unban him they responded by blocking his twitter account a few days later they posted a letter they'd gotten in the mail on their twitter account showing a drawing of angry eyes easily recognizable as being sent by chris in february sonichi was mentioned in an interview of the star of the sonic the hedgehog movie james marsden james had never heard of sonichu sonichu is one of the hidden characters you can unlock in sonic forces what is it sonichu sonichu correct true it's actually false oh i know i was gonna say false chris then not only forgave snt for her redesigns of his characters but then started to try to befriend her so he read a fanfic called snt verse sonichu which was very critical of chris and corrected it ever since being banned from chris's house jacob socnus had eagerly been awaiting babscon 2020 a my little pony convention held near his home chris was planning on traveling there and jacob wanted to meet up and invite him to stay with him in march babscon was canceled due to the coronavirus pandemic and jacob threw another tantrum about not being able to meet chris and chris through a tantrum about not being able to go to the convention on april 15th chris announced that he had body swapped with sonichu just as he had done with magicjan a year prior he did this likely so he could escape his quarantined lifestyle or perhaps so he didn't have to deal with his mortality chris claimed that he the real chris was on a quest to un-cancel babscon by going back in time and preventing kovat 19 and that sonichu was just holding down the fort by taking care of barb on april 19th a local troll invited sonichu on a live stream along with a local musician in an attempt to make the musician uncomfortable by chris's awkwardness chris did not realize what was happening many people assume that this troll is the same as the one who wore the mask and gown in the poem video although that is unconfirmed on may 19th chris was once again in court for his debt but because of corona it was pushed back several months ten days later chris spent his twelve hundred dollar stimulus check on a new ipad for drawing on july 18th jacob saknis performed a ritual where he dropped his blood on chris's trading cards stating that it made him and magitan blood brothers meaning they could never be separated chris tweeted that the ritual didn't work and told jacob to back off around this time chris was playing a lot of dungeons and dragons with a local group and was sharing his lore with his new dm who kept asking chris to loan him money he was eventually scared off by the kiwi farms on august 6th chris released a video will stating that upon his death his belongings would go to mkr mkr stated that this was not some morbid attempt by her to obtain his mountain of hoarded collectibles but instead was part of chris's process in dealing with his own mortality as he feared the coronavirus i wish to hereby bequeath all my remaining posse all of the remaining possessions between mine and mamas that are in in this household and within the area of this temple i relinquish all i will relinquish all that to begin kathleen ringo lives in the state of washington so simple issue i simply have to be sure to come over to come to help sort things out and she and if she feels like it she can move in and help as well but that's a whole other thing in october chris accidentally broke his sonichu medallion and while out getting it fixed he met some local youth who decided they wanted to help him they formed a group and called themselves the praetors and wanted to help chris monetize his fame they previously tried to do this with other lol cows in the past but had been unsuccessful with chris's permission but not his involvement they created their own sonichu medallions and within a few weeks had made several thousand dollars in november chris cast his vote for lisa simpson for president believing an old joke from the simpsons to be true he thought that lisa simpson would actually succeed donald trump in december a modder made a sanchi mod for a fan game called sonic world dx chris stole and edited the model to his desire which caused him to face backlash from the community and he was banned from their discord by the end of 2020 chris is still possessed by sonichu insisting that the real chris would turn back time so he could go to babscon i deeply apologize for not having the correct colors on my striped shirt this is the only striped shirt that i own so i figured it would be appropriate to wear i started writing this video in april of 2020 and i finished it in january of 2021 around that time i started working on it in the background of all of the other videos i was making between every weekly update and picture reading and every other thing that i did i was working on this in the background around that time i started teasing it at the end of my videos saying that soon there would be a big chris chan video coming out and i had no idea that it would take over five months today as i'm recording this is june 1st so i guess all that to say that uh there's some catching up to do from the end of my original script till today there's five months of additional information that i'm gonna have to jump into right now so i now present the final section of the history part of my christian video where we look at the events of the first half of 2021 enjoy in january 2021 chris's naivete reared its head once again a man using the pseudonym larry vaughn convinced chris to send sexually explicit messages to various twitter users why chris believed that this would be a good idea is anyone's guess but after mkr and the other watchmen convinced him to cut ties with larry chris stated that he knew larry had been a troll from the beginning and that he was only going along with the scheme on purpose there is no indication that this is true noel the head of the kiwi farms decided that he wanted to commemorate chris in a silver bullion coin so he got chris to take a photo of himself to use as the coin's head this greatly upset a twitter a-log named abby who will tell anybody who will listen that chris sent images of his penis to her underage friend there is no evidence of this happening and abby's now deleted twitter accounts do not aid in her defense of her trollish ways as they are exclusively full of anti-chris sentiment in february the craters while joking around on a call discussed tasering chris they wanted to sell tasers on their chris chan web store and figured that they could get some publicity by tasering him chris who was also in the call said that he would be totally up for it after all he is half sonichu and so the taser would not affect him this made the kiwi farms the watchmen and the wider chris community very concerned as of now nothing of the sort has happened a follower of chris's story contacted chris later in february claiming to be a psychic he was tired of chris's sonichu delusion and wanted to get the real chris back chris had been claiming for a long time that he was able to see and almost touch his fictional spouses and that they would be fully corporeal after the dimensional merge but until then he still desired a human woman to be intimate with this follower told chris that he foresaw chris getting a girlfriend in the future but only if he and sanchez swapped their bodies back the day after his 39th birthday chris returned from quickville and his first order of business was to complain about the new netflix reboot of my little pony on april fool's day geno samuel changed the thumbnails and titles of all of his christian videos to reference donald trump which greatly annoyed chris despite still being in debt and awaiting court dates for said debt chris spent his stimulus on a subscription box for crystals he and barb also got vaccinated against covet 19. in may a book was published on amazon juxtaposing the lives of andy warhol and chris chan i was actually in contact with the author during its creation and i helped edit it before it was published never did i imagine that chris would purchase a copy and to read it but he did just that and since has been sending messages to the author commending him on a job well done and correcting him on small errors as of the recording of this video that is the most recent thing that chris has done of note so now you know chris's history chronologically you've heard the tales of the trolls and every detail about his responses but still you undoubtedly have questions like why do i care why do 30 000 people watch my videos weekly why are over a hundred thousand people subscribed to geno samuel why is there an encyclopedia dedicated to this one person the best that i can tell the intrigue on chris began with a simple question is he for real chris posted select you on the internet on purpose to be read to be enjoyed by the masses and he walked around his town advertising it and making a fool of himself and the people who stumbled upon him asked the question is this really the marker drawings of a madman or is this some sort of cruel joke so they dug into chris's life and they found what little details were available and started to paint a picture of chris that grew ever more clear as time went on sonichu is almost incomprehensible without a deep understanding of chris's real life and all of the ancillary material that he's released about his hedgehog pokemon documenting chris stopped being about determining whether chris was real and became a group effort to make sense of one of the most avant-garde pieces of media ever made and then of course chris found his fans and his anger took hold of him and he lashed out and his naivete prevented him from understanding who is being genuine and who wasn't chris has said that he feels like he was downtrodden during his childhood as an unwilling participant in america's favorite game kick the autistic fittingly this is exactly what his adult years actually were like groups of people took turns to poke and prod him to see what he would do from the devilish blue spike to the brilliant liquid chris they were all equally as guilty at making fun of someone who didn't know any better but then things changed i don't personally believe that the people who once mocked chris became regretful i think that instead there was just one too many instances of people taking things too far and suddenly the man who created the kiwi farms the person who is undoubtedly single-handedly the one who is most responsible for the effort to document and troll chris even if he didn't do it himself he became chris's greatest defender the conversation around chris stopped being about what crazy thing he might do next but instead about why he had done the things that he had done geno samuel series brought chris to a new audience who began to view him in a historical sense the trolls of yesteryear are long gone and instead we now have a tale about the horrors of the internet intermingled with fascinating notes about the strange coincidences of chris's life and analysis of his unique art horrible things have happened to chris and chris has done horrible things to other people nobody in recent years has attempted to troll chris like he was trolled in the mid-2000s and those who do are instantly and viciously attacked by the community interfering with chris's life is seen as the cardinal sin of the quick community and only a few users like noel are chosen to communicate with chris to make sure that he's all right and to stop bad trolling attempts like the idea guys and to prevent people like the praters from taking advantage of him the legend of chris grows every day as large youtube channels like pewdiepie contra points ls mark down the rabbit hole larry bundy jr and nick robinson discuss chris's antics many without full context chris's story isn't over and many people like checking in with him to see what insane thing is going to happen next some do see him as a freak show others see him as an unwilling participant in an unscripted reality tv series chris chan the person is one topic but his life the things that happened to him the insane coincidences and scenarios that he finds himself in are another his initials spell the word quick and he loves sonic the hedgehog and that's not even in the top 30 things that are most interesting about him i've said before that no one would question documentary about howard hughes the brilliant inventor and engineer who pioneered many things that we take for granted in our modern lives he suffered from ocd and had a sharp mental decline later in his life nobody would question the ethics of an hbo movie or docu-series about him even if it included the dirty details of his latter ears but for some reason people question those who follow chris for the same reasons chris is an artist he wrote a book and like all art it shows a glimpse into his soul and when that glimpse was juxtaposed with the brutally honest uncensored actions that he filmed himself doing in response to his critics it created a portrait of a human being living contemporarily in our society he is not famous for being famous he is famous for a reason he is famous because he's an author he's famous because he gives people a glimpse into themselves in the hobbit the shire is described as an idyllic paradise and the hobbits who live there are simple folk who don't care for adventure the story of the hobbit could have followed a brave human knight or gandalf himself a powerful wizard but instead it follows bilbo a hobbit who is forced into adventure it follows the everyman into a crazy world chris is bilbo baggins the internet is middle earth and we of course are the readers chris is the closest thing we have to a real living fictional character because every detail of his life is there to consume geno samuel said it in a very poetic way and i'd like to play an audio clip from him speaking in his own words oh he's very unique very um a product of his own upbringing and of his own autism and that's what keeps me fascinated is that it's almost like a fictional universe created artificially in her in a real life universe you might say um and i can understand how this can get really metaphysical because i i kind of feel like that the trolls and chris kind of helped each other to to create this fictional universe for each other though some people believed in it a lot more than others and that's i think a big reason why i started sonichu slash christine might think the same way about being the creator of of uh of real creations because they are alive in a sense if you if you believe in it they are alive the characters you might treat them as alive to an extent to an extent i think it's a bit too much to say that they do exist in an alternate dimension i don't believe that at all they do exist as much as you want them to exist it's all up to you it's all up to the the human mind each individual brain what you think it's all up to you whether you want to improve yourself whether you want to go down this path or that path whether you want to listen to your superiors or not it really is all up to you and your world is whatever you want to make of it be it intentionally want to make of it or unintentionally want to make of it consciously or subconsciously and that's the story of why i find it fascinating there's no way to end this video because the story isn't over yet there is no author to tell us the moral of these events and what the takeaway should be chris's life is messy and even when it's laid out before us to one day analyze over and over i don't think there ever will be an answer to what it means because that's not how life works expecting an answer like that is almost an insane proposition but just like with ethics utopia the will of god the definition of love and the meaning of life we seek that answer anyway chris is the main character of earth as many people often say at the very least he is for this period of time and you can think that that's sad or hilarious but the overall point is there is something amorphous or ineffable about the western human experience that can be gained by watching chris william faulkner once said to understand the world you must first understand a place like mississippi he meant that you must observe the simple to even begin to understand the complex which is why he set countless stories in this fictional mississippi county much like chris chan has set countless stories in his fictional virginia town and i can honestly say that i believe wholeheartedly that to understand humanity you must first understand a person like chris chan every week i post a christchan update and at the end of the year i will post a year in review catching everyone up with the major events of 2021 as a follow-up to this video thank you for watching this for a full breakdown of the sonichu comics which i skimmed over in this video i recommend my brief introduction to sonichu video which is linked below thank you to my patrons who've waited long enough for this a humble narcissist angel ash perler blue [ __ ] elijah hunter jess jose caitlin ogier randy shadow nexa steve and tortuga thank you all for watching hello my name is christian weston chandler from rutgers of virginia it has come to my attention that i have a lot more fans of my electronic electric hedgehog pokemon sign you than i had originally thought and i thank each and every one of you for your support and i will draw more comics when i get some positive inspiration or when i feel like it's after all everybody else everybody has a life so why i have a life anyway it has also come to my attention that i have a lot of people who may have picked up on the wrong theories of my person i would not quote any hate sites but i would like to humbly apologize for appearing to be some kind of sleaze troll badass or whatever adjectives good or explicit you may feel about me please understand i am a 25 year old high functioning autistic male with a simple peaceful dream of becoming a father of a sweet little pretty girl who i will dub the name crystal weston chandler my mother and my father are both really nice old-fashioned type people who not only gave the birth gave me birth of their ages which my mother is 66 currently and my father is currently 80. they both just turned that way in the last couple of months and uh i was born in 1982 they gave me the birth then and anyway they were so nice of them for them to give me the birth during the early 1980s i was diagnosed with high functional autism and i lived a uh somewhat rough life i've had an abusive babysitter at one time and some of the teachers and principals of nathaniel greene elementary school and i was attending in later years about the late 1980s early 1990s they abused me they abused me by pinning me to the ground with their hand with the holding my wrists and my ankles pin me down the ground and audio taping my cries and shouts but anyway my mother and my father they both fought the court system the greek county court system which they were not a very nice bunch of people very not hands down and after being on on a roll throughout the province middle and manchester high scienceu was first thought up in my senior year and met along with the nice logic teachers backing me up in my circle of gal pals i mostly had mostly had that circle during my high school years anyway after all that i graduated i graduated then we moved back to our old home in rutgersville where i attended pima virginia community college eventually i graduated from there too with a degree in computer a drafting and design also known as cad camp and uh during my high school years i was used to being surrounded by girls in my circle and after having to lead them i felt ever so lonesome and after the stress from some of the people people at pvcc as well as my mental block of autism it became hard for me to approach approach the girls like i used to thank you very much for look for your time and listening and please remember i'm innocent person just like most every one of you i've had my faults i've had my share of bad times i'ma share good times please understand that thank you again take care you