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Last to Leave VC Event

Oh, hey. It's me again. You mad, bro? I don't even have to make this, but I I but I am. I saw the premiere chat. I saw those comments. I saw the tweets. You mad? You mad? Thought I'd uh take the chance to exercise my ability of free will here. Nothing burger intro. Nothing burger. Nothing burger intro. Blame Blame the fat ass who sent us unconentual pizza. Okay, I see you. This Nothing burger we got here as a as a team, you know. is your fault, bro. Next time, pay for it, you cheap dick. All right, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Sorry. I hope you're buckled up again for quite possibly a life-changing theatrical performance. I hope your double cup is stuffed with more popcorn than you had last week. And if you haven't gotten your double cup yet, first link down below. Use code group for 10% off, son. And lastly, I hope you enjoy the final segment of the final installment of Last to Leave VC. Oh, I have always wanted to do this. Previously on Last to Leave PC. I'm there money. Hey y'all. Oh, hell no. Okay, next guy. In you go. In you go. [Music] How does the sausage one go? It's so hot. my fire. [Music] Oh, what the He's on the iPad. Did you say they lose? What? [Applause] You took it like a good boy. Hell yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, it's not paid for. It's fun to do. Is it? Oh, wait. He's on the phone with the police. Maybe I should stop. The craziest thing is you kept saying charter. Why are you saying charter? I swear I was walking with his camera. I can't film her like he's a famous YouTuber. YouTuber, dude. [Music] This does look like the epicenter of Yep, it does look like the epicenter of a Is it true that you're in an apartment? Yes, I'm in an apartment. Yes, I'm coming. Is it true that you live there? Yes. HD streaming. Isaac has updated me to HD streaming. Waiter, please. I'm a sick [ __ ] Listen, come on, leader. Give us something to eat tonight, man. Come on, listen. The group leader says he looks after all of his little henches. He makes What the [ __ ] There's literally somebody at the door. Oh, [ __ ] I told you Peter needs to put the lights back on so we can reach. There's literally somebody at the door. There's a man with a suit. How you doing? for you to [ __ ] We are [ __ ] bricks. I told you. Oh my god. God, this is scaring the [ __ ] out of me. Everything's happening. How's it going, bro? Hey, dude. Hey, good to see you, man. Good to see you, dude. Get the [ __ ] lights out of here, man. I thought he was lying. I thought he was lying at his fault. My god, it's a function. I gave these guys a [ __ ] heart attack, yo. Hey, what's up, man? Nice to meet you, man. Nice to meet you. Oh my god. [Music] Jesus. Whatever. Leader, there's someone in the house. Oh, great leader. We're actually great agents. What's up, y'all? I saw a time man. [Applause] Where's something to do? Give us something to do. Hello, Oliver. Hey, Oliver. What's going on? Over. I need some stats. Over. Damn. Y'all see how fit this man is? You kept this seat nice and warm for me, bro. Yeah. Stress in that seat. I got up to actually check the door and I actually got really scared. You're my winner prediction, bro. You're my winner, bro. You got this. Lock us in, bro. What is he doing? Our challenges. Yeah. Yeah. He's going to spin the wheel. Going to do the challenges. Okay. Okay. In a suit at like almost 4 a.m. Look at this contraption. We start going. Oh no. The desk on wheels is crazy. That's like seeing a middle. Yeah. What the [ __ ] was that? I was h it fit right in with the bit we were doing. I didn't believe I walked around. I was like I got the hairs on my arms. Well, one of the punishments is to kill another contestant. I just want to lay on dying. People are weird. [Music] Joey, open up with a [ __ ] so funny. All right, everybody get the up. Get the [ __ ] up. I wasn't. Everybody get up. Everybody take a seat. Everybody be seated. Take a seat. Take a seat. Everybody take a seat. Take a seat. Sit down. Sit down. How is this being captured? I think that would be a good reliable one. Good. Okay. All right. So, I'm going spin this wheel. It's going to land on one of you. And then unfortunately, there's a little bit of a punishment that has to go with that. So, without further ado, let's get it. Come on. Let's get it. Let's get it, buddy. I forgot to mention it's broken. I have to pull my finger in here. All right. Let's see what we got. Let's see what we got. Let's see what we got. Let's get it. Come on. Tick tock. [ __ ] I have to make a Tik Tok. And everybody else in the group has to decide what it is. Oh, man. We can pick the audio. We can pick like whatever it is. Like we got to embarrass him to the max. When's the last time you post lonely? I don't know. I posted like a toad. I'll sing. You look lonely. You look lonely. What if somebody sets it up on their phone? I just record it. You sent me a video. We have to the one and you're the one that's being saved by Jubby. You look lonely. I can fix that. [Laughter] All right. I'm like sweating in it. Holy [ __ ] That was easy. [Applause] All right. Who next? Who next? Who? Who next? It might be you. It might be you. Here we go. Here we go. And here we go. Dinner. Chie. What we got for jumpy, bro? Why you coming at me like that? No, he's harmless. What we got, Jeffy? We got Oh, that's not going to work. Come on now. I'm doing that. Oh, we got tweet classic, bro. This a classic. Everybody here gets to decide what they tweet off your account. I lost. I lost. I lost. [ __ ] my armless legless life. Wait, wait, wait. His number is Oh my god. That was a good call. Did you really lose? [Music] Who next? Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. [Applause] Let's go. What we got? What we got? Come on, man. We got something crazy. Canada something. Oh yeah, I like this one a lot. You get to decide one contestant to be handcuffed to for the next hour. Can we handcuff his hands to his feet? Oh my god. You pick her for an hour. He's up for the next hour. For the next hour. For the whole hour. I got to do the honors here. Come here. All right, let's go. We're going to go 420. [Music] [Applause] Larry, [Applause] ready? Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. It's t-shirt time. [Applause] Please don't. Is it 12 or 18, Aussie? Uh, we can do 18. We can do 12. Oh my god. Let's see how many we get on before we start up. [Music] All right. Unfortunately, due to the t-shirt crisis of 2024, I think we're going to be rocking with 12 just because that's how many over there. T-shirt crisis. Oh, yeah. Bro, I will eat that McRib right now. There's a whole one in the fridge, too. Holy cow. I'm eating the McRib. Yes. I'm eating the McRib. I'm eating the McRib. I got one shirt. I'm eating the McRib. Who's McRib is this? I'm eating it. Let's go. Let's go. Go. The Mc Rib is back. Go. What do I get? Oh no, you win. $1,000 gets taken off the final prize. That's not what you got. Looks like there's one person left. I mean, we all got to spend this. But uh that means the duh. Ooh, you got melatonin roulette. That's bad. Melatonin roulette. I'm trying. All right. We're making four cups of game subs, one cup of AFK. We're going to mix them up and everyone's going to be drinking it. Everyone. Oh, okay. All right. I'm ready. You can work for everybody. It's not even on you. It's on everybody. Someone so Wow. Oh my god. Wait a second. He can't drink it. Johnny, you have to take a melatonin pill right now. That wouldn't be fair. All right, gentlemen. I'm going to drink I'm going to give you and you are going to drink. Bro, can I choose? Dude, whoever gets it. Will they even notice? Huh? Which one you want? I want this one. No, I want this. This medicine. I'm going to take my medicine. Okay, you promise just one has it. Just one. I'll make it. Just one. Down the hat. Enjoy. Chug it. Chug it. Chug it. Chocolate chief talking rest of you. I'm good. You might be caffing me. What does yours taste like? What does yours taste like? I don't know. All right. All right. What yours taste like? Tastes so [ __ ] It's supposed to taste like a blueberry or something. Did you get something with blueberry? I'm being real. I didn't taste blueberry. It's like a lavender. Lavender. Lavender. That's a sleeping. Well, it just tasted like Can we see? Do we know even? You're done. Like you don't even know. I know. You know. I know. I'm pretty Wait, you should tell us now then. No, don't tell us. I want to know. Jump and take 200 millig of melatonin right now. Just come on. Come on. I had Sakura. I know that flavor. It came to my mind. But it was like I had Sakura or something. Do you guys know? And the reason I know that you am I totally talking out of my ass? Huh? You're talking out of your ass. No, I'm not. Sakura or something. Let's order a couple more. Dude, I [ __ ] love the Mc Mhm. Are you okay? You good? His eyes are turning really red. You walk around the neighborhood. Yeah. Go ahead. I'll see you guys. We're drunk going outside. 4:43. I'm still I think I think my heart is still like giving out and we're seeing this actual suit out here. Like I feel like weird. I know. I feel weird too. I'm feeling my whole chest is slowly vi I'm going let y'all know one of y'all got it. One of y'all has it. If you think it's you, it's you. So just remember that. And like it might be you. Let me see where you're doing it from. Is let me see the the door. It's a mess. I'm not going much going on here. This is crazy. Much going on. Hi Jubby. Come on buddy. Perfect way. What are you doing over there? Doing investigation. Hey. I'm telling. I'm telling everybody. W Nick's cheating. What is this? No, that's what I had actually. I think I don't know. It's all the same. See, it just tastes like the same. Mine did not taste like taste it. Now that you mention it, mine had some grit in it. Grit in it. Hell no, man. Smelled more like it. It tasted like Isaac. Mhm. First last leave BC. How long did I stay up for? Like 6 hours. Huh? Shut up. Be for real. That was fat and stupid. What the [ __ ] Oh god. You get an Uber? Yeah. 2 minutes later. You mean to just cancel the raw dram? You're in the VC, bro. You are You are out of it, bro. Is it bear? I can't say who it is. Why is it bear? The shirt, bro. Is it not fair? I'm not going to say yes or no to anything, bro. The one thing I can tell you, the Mcra is back. Yeah. My pleasure. I say like fart. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck. I believe in audio. Good luck. Drive safe. Yeah. Adios. Adios. Be safe. Slowing down. Putting fun. Okay. All right. Gentlemen, let's kick it back into gear. [Music] Oh, it's like nothing. What the is that? What? What? Look at Jennifo fans watching the Garino fans watching the Joe episode. What does that mean? Did you say I love Gardo? Where are Bear and Tanner? I hate to see them together. They're right next to each other. Okay. Okay. Can we play a game? Can we play game? What? What? What? Let's play Let's play Sparkle. Let's play Sparkle. I love playing Sparkle. Bear. Hello. You know how to play Sparkle? No. Okay. Larry says sparkle. I'm out. All right. So, you're going to spell a word. You got to do one letter at a time. We go down the list. If somebody misspells it okay and once the word is spelled, the next person says sparkle. And the person after the person that said sparkle is sparkle. Yeah, you guys said it way. Sparkle. Yeah, you guys said it way. Yeah, you guys said way. Me when I have a deeper voice and a bigger dick than the guy you're talking. All right, Bear. Your word is lasagna. Wow. Okay. L. My turn. A. Wow. You guys are bad as far as Oh, S A Can you repeat that, please? You say that one more time. One more time. G G. Okay. Okay. N A. Sparkle. You just got the only person in the room you're handcuffed to out. My bad. All right. Well, all right. That was fun. Fun game. All right, girls. Picture word. Oh. Uh, let's go with uh Gargano. Garingo. Gargano. Garingo. Do I start? Hey, you guys are cheating. You're looking at Gargano gifts. I see you. Hey, I can see all the Gargano gifts. Where the Gargano team about to [ __ ] you up. Where you coming from? Huh? Am I first? G May. Oh, hell no, bro. The [ __ ] Oh, hell no. Guessing. What letter were we on? Oh, wow. What letter were we on? He said, you got to guess now, bro. That's a strike. R. What? You can't That's cheating, bro. Hi. And I say N. What the [ __ ] Restart, bro. Restart. All right, I got another game. So someone just starts with a random letter and you're trying to build a word so that the person after you gets out. So let's just say like we build the word c a t right says t. Isaac may think he's out but he can say s and then he's fully and then jubby's out right cats. You get what I'm saying? Keep adding and it's a word. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For example, in school they were saying zombie d i m i. I was like oh but I said zombie and then I said f. I said zombification. [Laughter] They thought I was out, but I pulled out zombification and he was like, "What the fuck?" They think that I was out when they spelled cat, but then I said catastrophe. If that person feels like you're capping, they can call cap and then you got to spell the word out and they're out. When I spelled zombification, I look smart as hell for the class. And then I got laid by the teacher. Yeah, he laid pipes. All right. Start bear. T Oh. Um. Uh. T A R. T A R P. T A R P. Just chubby. Right. Right in the middle. Right there. My fault. My fault. P O. Tarpo. T A R P O. How is that a word? It's not a It's not a full word. You got to keep going. Oh [ __ ] What is that word? God damn. He's googling. Hey, Dy's looking up torpedo. Looking up torpedo. Stop looking up torpedo. Tarpon. What the [ __ ] is that? Dude, that's not You're out, Larry. You're out. I'm out. Dynamic duo. Let's go. Okay. My two brain cells working, bro. There's like no words that start with K, bro. Yes, sir. I'm looking at one on my desk right now. that start with hello Kishnikov. Hello Kaleidoscope. Hello Counter Strike. Any Kentucky, dude. Who is going? Please. K. I say K. Now your turn. I feel like I'm going to call strangers. All right, your turn, Grunk. Wait, what about this? You both have to think of one letter. No, this is a collaboration. I t uh K I T E. Oh, okay. K I T E S. Uh, wait. I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure if I'm pretty sure the rules are if you spell the word, you're out. What? No. Everybody's out. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. If like you end up on kites, you're out. Okay. Yeah, that sounds like a fabricated because you're supposed to build the word. You know what I'm saying? Like if it ends on you and let's restart cuz I'm stupid as fault. All right. Why not just Isaac? How do we keep going? No, because Isaac didn't know. He could have said something else. Like what? Kyification. No, dude. That's not everything has an ification. Why? Oh my god. Hey, that's a word. Why? O U H Y. Bro, now you're out. You guys spelled the word. Now he's out. You're supposed to the word. He spelled it. He's out. Larry is out. He spelled the word out. Y E. Okay. Y E P. Not. Isaac, we're twins now. P. Okay. What? You heard me. No, we didn't. E. We do not care. E. Okay. You say E. E. All right. Uh, Larry, your turn. Okay. Y E P E R. We're at Yeper. Yep. Uh, don't do some [ __ ] We're like yepification. Yep. I. What? I yipperism. I said I. The art of yerism. Myism. Are we making up a new word? What the yering? I'm out. What the are you has been away from his PC this whole time? Yeah. Wow. Wait. Okay. New game. The person that choose the word and the person. If I'm thinking of the word Apple and you say app, do I say 50? Yeah. What the am I hearing, bro? Like anamanopia and I go anaman. You get like 74. No, that's not what it means. Isaac, why can you host a spelling bee? I rigged the discord. Hey, it's 5:30. It's 5:30. I don't give a [ __ ] about a game. I'm getting unccuffed. Where's the key? Wow. You're upstairs in my stomach. We got to go upstairs. Oh my god. I'll miss you. I'll miss you so much more. We're free. I almost broke the key and he was going to get like makeup forever. I have an idea. We tell scary stories. Oh, wow. Back at the old house, I accidentally used Tanner's toothbrush to clean the toilet. I don't mind that. [Music] This is such dictionary heard that HD streaming for next 10 hours. Is everyone in here? Yeah. HD. What the Wait, do it again really quick. Oh my god, Tanner. What? Boom. Boom. You guys look great. No, do it one more time. All right, one more time. One more time. Okay, one more. Dead. All right, do it now. Okay, Isaac, y'all got any Mc Ribs? Oh, dude, I wish Krispy didn't take that last one, bro. I don't eat that Mc Rib right now. There's a whole one in the fridge. Holy cow. You can really get a good look at you just in your setup. So, here. I'm going to do that now. Holy. Why is my I got hella shark. Everyone's loading for me. Damn, baby. Very sleddown bra. [Music] Whatever. Whatever happened to the class of uh no phones during Blackout? Looking at me now. I can see my ass. Damn. Look at my [ __ ] ass. That's smoking mirrors. Even my butt look good in a mirror. Look at my butt cheek. That's a blessing. That's all I got. Thank you. eye. I got pink eyes. No, no pink eye. Remember when you rubbed your eyes with your mic that you fart on? Oh my god. You gave yourself pink eye. [Music] Um, I think it's time we go around and ask some honest questions. I think it's time we bring in Bjan Robinson. Morning come on show us what you got. God damn slipper [ __ ] with the [ __ ] shark. Who the hell is Robinson? Do you know who Bejian Robinson is? There's not a person. [Music] Ladies and gentlemen, Josh Jacobs. Jacob Jacobs. All right, I'm going to go around. Who was asking me a question? I was asking you a question, [ __ ] Bear, on a scale from 1 to 10, how good feeling are you? I'm about to go crazy. Now question we ask every lastly VC. Yeah, we do this every year. Yeah, do it. It's a good amount of time. You want me to be completely honest? Yes. I'm at like a five right now. Five being what? Five being what? Like like like 10 being feeling real good, zero being like you know what that's respectable cuz you're going to bounce back up. All right. So So you're saying zero is like crash out like I'm out like D1's like honor roll honor roll or fs honor roll the honoral a be crashing. That means you be crashing a big honoral avalanch on this [ __ ] ass honor. Wait a honor [ __ ] class. Yeah, my ab honor roll class. Yeah, my grades are average. Hey yo, big [ __ ] I'm passing this. What you feeling? I'll be 100% honest with you. I'm not going to lie. I had a little human interaction. Dude, I'm at a 7.5. What the hell, bro? I think he won. He didn't even ask everyone. What do you mean he won? I think he won. All right, I'm turned all voice changers off. This is getting confusing. I don't even know who's talking. Yeah, I might go with a five as well, you know. Oh my gosh, I'm on that frequency. All right, Isaac. Humble. Humble. All right, Jubby. What? Humble. Humble. You never ask a lady how old she is. You never ask Isaac how tired. You never Wait, can I rap over that? AB honor roll class. Yeah, my all grades are average. Larry, I'm going to cop something. Don't touch me. Okay, bet. What about you, bro? Like a 5.1. Damn. To be better than everyone who's a five. Larry. Larry. Bro, I'm like at a two right now. You were just, bro. What are you doing? The entire class laughed at you. Nick, how do you feel? Uh, if I'm being for real, I'm feeling like I'm straight actually at a seven. When do you really think that you're going to be like struggling? You're heaving. Um, so like when I'm about to tap out, I'm going to be begging for 2K and get out around. You're going to be ging for 2K. Hey yo, around my class. All my [ __ ] is average. All my grades are average. Yeah, my teacher is my favorite. These are the same lyrics. You're not changing anything. I said like 3:00 p.m. I'm going to start begging. 3:00 p.m. I'm hyped for that. Grunk's flight is at 12. Like tomorrow? Wait, what time? Grunk's flight's at 8:00 a.m. No. I got a song for that one, too, but I'll keep it. All right, Grunk. What about you, bro? Shut up. It's going to be 11 a.m. this morning. I'm going to be And it's just like, holy [ __ ] He used all that energy in the night and I was like, "Yeah, dude." And dude, and then like uh AP on a roll class. I got all this [ __ ] in cash. I got all my money in cash. I just bought my house. I think this is like the way he's staying awake. Isaac, I'm take Can I take walkie and pee? Yeah, that gamer made me pee pee. Dude, water tastes like milk. Hey. Hi. Such a vibe. Hey, Larry. Yeah. Sound like a cartoon sound effect. What do you mean? Perfected your crunch. Just seeing the green light up every time. Dude, years and years of crunching. It gets you to a rhythm to a certain strength that your jaw needs to be at. Dude, I remember when this chair used to be comfortable. He said that. You said that. He said that. Tanner, where are you? Real wet. Tanner Jefferson, if you're sleeping in that bathroom, I'm going to kill you. Do a flash check real quick. Isaac, do a flash check. What the hell was that? What? Oh my god. Dude, that scared me, bro. I thought that was a dog. What the What the is that? What happened, dude? That's really dude. Imagine he moved. Dude, imagine he moved. Oh, don't do that. So they basically fold it into a four four piece and then they rip off the corner and then they put their finger through the center hole. They use you have to start with the nanadrenaline, bro. The only way to do is by nano adrenaline your way into a rap that goes like this. AB honor roll class. I just came into class at 6 a.m. Yeah, I had a joke. Yeah, I'm running. You're not missing much. You might as well just stay rap. I'm a joke. Let me tell you a joke. It's about to go like this on my hip. I got guns up. Hell no. All right, here we go. Lastly, VC. Let's think about it. Oh, come on. I'm going to get in that [ __ ] Come on. Why you not the [ __ ] I got to pick? Let's think about it. I'm sing on you. What phase of the challenge are you guys at right now? Are you at the why the am I am I doing this? Are you at like the this sucks? I'm waiting for You know what? No, I never think about why the am I doing this? Cuz when I look back and I see those videos and I think when I see all the people I'm making laugh, I just can't stand to not do it. What did you put your girls back in? No. It sounded like you did. I heard I heard two of those. He did. He did. He's lying. I feel like I feel like I'm VC. What would you do with your money? That was at the very start. Isaac, my bad. Wait, what? What is your question? What would you do with your money if you won the $3 billion that we're all charities? You're going to put it in like crypto and like do I donate it to a better charity than his? Oh [ __ ] Wait, Joey, did you just say we should make a coin called Squelchcoin? What did you just say? Squelchcoin. Dude, I swear that's the second time. Squelchin. When's it going to happen? Squelch coin. Are you trying to be successful? The Haley squelch coin. Anyway, squelch coin. Can we do it? Is squelch coin can be ready. We can rug pull it, too. Let's take it off the ground. Squanch coin. I'm here to squatch. I'm squanching. Why? Damn. Never [ __ ] mind. Squanch. Uh, wait. Isaac. Squanch. Squanch. I will give you I will give you an allocation of 50,000 squanch coin if you get out right now. any more dick. Wait, why are you giving? Give me something. I'll give you 25,000 squanch coin, Larry, if you leave right now. Squunch to you. Yeah. What's the market right now for that? Has it reached cap yet? What's the market cap of? Has it reached the dip? What's candlesticking, bro? Do you know that? I think Squanch is candlesticking idea, Tanner. What? What's up? We go to Black Rockck and we file for an ETF for Squanchcoin to become a stable coin backed by the US government, preferably backed by gold. Squash takes over world. You and I become billionaires. Buy a Dubai Abu Dhabi uh resort. We buy Abu Dhabi. We buy I get the penthouse. We'll never have more VC ever again to make our money. Isaac, what do you want the early investing Squanchcoin? [ __ ] I made Squancoin, mother. I am Steve Jobs of Squanchcoin. Make a coin. I can do whatever I want. I'm hing y'all is live y'all. Meme of the day. Who wants it? Who wants it? Why should you do the meme of the day? me and spit on that thing. Spit on it. Who are they? Hold to your crypto, girl. Steve Clobs like he invented a Samsung. Oh, he invented same song. Shut the invented the Samsung. Oh, dude. Why is LG making fridges and dishwashers? I don't get it. Cuz Steve stepped to the plate. Steve stepped to the plate. Why is LG making dishwashers and oils in the blam? I have me my LG TV. You telling me LG made my dishwasher and my TV? Such a big company. Why can't they make fridge and microwaves like I'm wanting them? You guys are so dumb. My IQ's been up lately. I've checked. It's cold this time around. something, dude. Sounds like an app. Oh [ __ ] my IQ just went up. [ __ ] my IQ. My IQ dropped. God, have you seen this app? It updates your IQ live. Look, I'm 183 right now. Damn, that's pretty damn high. 42. Albert, nice to meet you. Larry Einstein Bagels. Larry, stop. Larry, what's your favorite flavor of jelly? Jelly sauce. I don't, dude. I don't really do a lot of jelly. Red one. My name is Ander Dingus. Hi, my name is Amber Ding. Hi, my name is Ander Dingus. Hi, my name is And I sour patch strawberry flavor. Dude, you're [ __ ] up. Hi, my name is Andering. All right. All right. New challenge. If you laugh, you go to hell. Here we go. [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm not going to hell. I won't laugh. Hi, my name is Andrew. Oh, didn't get anyone that time, huh? Uh, oh, I'm feeling the loopies. I'm feeling them. They're here. Wait, wait. Did somebody say loop loop? Monkey d loop loop? Did somebody say loop? Loop loop? Did somebody say loop loop loop? Did somebody say loop loop loop loop? Did somebody say loop loop loop loop loop? Did somebody say loop loop loop loop? Did somebody say loop? And then somebody say loop did somebody say loop loop loop? Did somebody say loop loop? You know, I was on the plane over here and I was like, you know what? These lastly VCs are so nice to to hang out with my friends and just have a good time. And are you saying you're not having fun? I'm going insane. Did somebody say somebody? Wait, do you know the uh Do you know the happy and sad face? Oh my god, he's back. Tanner. Tanner. You seen Shrek? You seen the movie Shrek? Yeah. You look like the guy in the in the mirror. The man in the mirror. The man in the mirror. Did somebody say loop? Loop. Loop. You know what? I'm going to get as unhealthy as possible. Pass me the whiskey and the aderol. Let's get some whiskey aderal shots going around whiskey from Roblox. Yes. You know the person that you gave the magnesium to? How are they doing? Don't say their name, but how are they doing just generally? They're hanging in. Oh, I think I know who I know who it is. I know who it is. You know who that sounds like? That sounds like Loop. Loop. Loop. Loop. Loop. Somebody say Loop. LG. LG. What did that What was that? How come LG be making dishwasher? Did see that LGB making See, they're making TVs, too. Apple can make a better TV than LG. Oh, God. Loop. Wait, did I hear the goop? Loop. Somebody sayoop. Loop. Isaac. We should try and weed people out by doing the silent game. Loop. The silent game. Oh, yeah. That's a really good one. Let's do that just for you, Will. All right. On go. We're all going to be quiet for Willy Chan. 3 2 1 go. Well, you broke your own rules. He's out. Strike. Yeah. Make him walk a lap. Strike one for you, bro. You're a dick, wad. Wow. Let's go again. Let's go over again. Okay, let's go again. All right, on three. No talking ever. Or three. Hey, Bear. Nope. Loop. Did somebody say loop? Yo, Larry. Yeah. POV. Make the noise when the entire atmosphere loses its air. You're mid-sentence talking. Yeah. No. Um, I'm going to fly. Wait, this is fun. Give me another one. POV. A meteor is about to crash into the earth and you're about to You're actually on your proposal to your favorite girlfriend and you're seeing meteor out of all my girlfriends. I'm going to ask you spec. Wait, Larry, you there? Larry. Oh my gosh. Oh no. Did he fall asleep? Larry is gone. Oh my god. What the heck? Kick him. Wait. We're so sorry for you. Wait. Bye-bye. No. Larry. No. What's going on with Larry? Is he okay? Larry. No. All right. Action. Hey, come here. [Music] What? Laser beams. Oh my god. Oh, wow. It's beautiful. All right, coach is out. All right, everybody huddle up. We're going to do slant right, mic right, motion two, arm three. 1 2 3 go. 319. Kill kill. All right, I drop back to pass. I drop back to pass. I'm looking at Mike Williams. He's going in a slant down 15 yd field. Okay, we got Oh my gosh. What? [ __ ] Mike Williams passing. Larry be there. No. Uh, really? Not like this. Oh, [ __ ] Hey, I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. Isaac. Yeah. Can you do your speed impression? My speed impression? Yeah, you just flew into Romania. Your speed and you're live right now. Let's go. We in Romania. Let me into your car. Let me into your car. Let me get in your car. Get in your car. Follow me. What for me? What is it? Hey. Hey. A trillion dollar bill. Chat. Chat. A trillion dollar Romanian billion. Chat, smash sub, chat. We We so close to 30 million. Chat. We got to get out of here, chat. We going to Romania, too. Romania, chat. Room. Room for me. Chad. I can't do it. I can't do it. Oh my god. All the room for me. Chat. Room for me. I feel like Speed has like moments of like self-realization and it goes away as quickly as it comes. I swear it does. A coliseum. A coliseum for me. Did you realize that you wear a shirt? You have to get like through like the Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. No. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Did you realize that you were a champion? Their eyes. Okay. Did you realize that you were a champion in their eyes? Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Yes. Yes. just you realize cry the kids and then did you realize it was on the head? Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Guys, that was that was fire tear in my eye. Grunk, I think you need a go sword, too. Yeah, there. I actually need to look at the lyrics for that. You said it twice. Yes, I do. I know. That's the only thing I knew. Okay. I only know Yes, I did. Me, too. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. We brought her back to the crib. Oh, okay. Did you realize that you were a champion? There I did. Yes, I did. So, I packed it up and brought it back. Just a little something to show y'all how we live. Everybody wanted that Sarah. That's that [ __ ] If you ain't going to do it, do it just like this. Did you realize that you were a champion? You don't see how wild the crowd is. How the silence I need, but I stop by speak Italian. I don't know how I just went back. I wanted every movie. I ain't talking riches cuz every summer he gets some brand new hair brain scheme to the rich and I don't know what to even send me back to school with a new wardrobe. And hey, did you realize that you don't do it again? Don't [ __ ] do it again. Oh my god. No more. No [ __ ] show. that [ __ ] So if you ain't going to do it, do it just like this. You realize it trying to I guess if it me it is you. Last week I paid him into dropping the kids out of the school. I guess I'll clean up my act like Prince all the CD got me to drop in the PE. They used to be invisible now just to be invincible. Did you realize no more runners on their mic and they pop the gun? Stand up. Stand up. Here he comes. Tell me what it takes to be number one. Tell me what it takes to be number one. This is the story of a champion on the mark and they pop the gun. Stand up. Stand up. Here they come. Tell me what it takes to be number one. Tell me what it takes to be number one. Did you realize [Applause] that you realize in their eyes and scene? Oh my god. No more. Oh my [ __ ] god. Oh my [ __ ] god. No, but why did I kind of hit that [ __ ] though? That's You didn't you didn't listen to him. You did. You did. You did. I heard the rest of the track. Seeing my walked. Help me. Don't look at me. Don't look at me. Dude, I can't even smile. I can't. If I smile, it hurt more. It hurt more. Give me enough energy to make it night. Wait, how many hours? Wait, how many hours are we in? Wait, how many? GBY, we're in over 14 or 15 hours. Yay. I felt like my heart was going to stop four times. Oh my god. All these shirts on me do not help. Oh my god. I still on. Oh, wait. You're do a shirt. Do a shirt. You're do a shirt. Do a shirt. Do a shirt. Do a shirt. Do a shirt. Do a shirt. Do a shirt. Do a shirt. You do a shirt. I know. Grunk your dumb [ __ ] glasses, dude. You a jerk. I do a Willy Wonka. I know. You a jerk. That was one of the most I'm glad that you go to bed. Jerk. I know. Wait, I see light in this bed. Oh my god. Oh my god. Nick's going to bed. Can we go to bed? Good night, Nick. Bro, I don't even know where we officially. It's been like 16 hours, dude. I can't think right now. I saved my [ __ ] I'm serious. Yeah, you stole my life power. Yeah, you literally took his life. That was a D1 suck, dude. You suck the life. D1 suck. D1 suck. Suck playing Among Us. Hey, let's play real life Among Us. Somebody's got to find me. I'll be in the attic. Are you down there? No. Yeah. Oh, I'm here. Yeah, I'm wide awake. I love that thing. I'm so wide awake. My god. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Isaac, what do you challenge? Somebody's got to post chill nudes or luds. Chill nudes. He has to post it in a way that people won't be shocked. They'll actually be happy. You cover your nipples like be like, "All right, yeah, I get it." Oh, it's like, "Oh, wow. Good job." Yo, who dro in the first set of chill luds in the VC? Tastefuls.com. Tasteful nudes. Anyone? Tasteful luds. How about implied nudes? Are we feeling any implied nudes in the chat tonight? I'm ordering. I I'm order. Who wants Grrew bagels? I do. I do. I do. I really, really do. I'm getting a cold brew coffee cuz I'm a thug. I don't care. I'mma hold my piss till I have a UTI. I'mma hold my piss till I have a Nick. Yes. You tweeted, "I want to sleep so bad at 300 a.m., bro." Are you [ __ ] serious? Yeah, I'll just do that thing where I ask everybody all that stuff. How we going from guy to next guy? bear hat. Uh, I think I'm like like uh like edging. Um, you're edging. No, I think I'm You're trying to edge. I'm the edging champion in my town. You kind of edge, bro. I think I'm fool. Okay, I'm freaking out. It's okay. Nothing a bagel can't fix. I'm chill at probably 6 and a half, seven right now. I'm at I'm at 12. Uh, Jubby, what are you doing? I went up to like a seven. I went up to like a seven. Yeah, man. I'm at a negative four, man. Dead ass, bro. Willy Chan, bro, on a scale from 1 to 10, he's at two. What? I'm crying. What's your question? On a scale from one to You've been doing this for like 2 minutes. Seven. Damn. I'm saying seven because once it becomes daytime out and I get that bagel, I'm going to be 12. Do you fell asleep literally at dusk last year or don't? Which one? Can I shave this really dumb mustache that I No, you have to let it. It looks cool. Oh my gosh, Larry. Larry, that's not a real face you're making. You look like you could be like a creature from the depths. Everybody, everybody, everybody look. What are you going to do with that stick, old man? Hit me with it. What? Let's do the silent game. You want to do the silent game, dude? Already it's going to weed out dumb [ __ ] Watch. Oh, yeah. Is it? I'm getting some deja vu here. Doctor, let your head hang low and do a wobble to the floor. I ain't going to sleep, bro. My head's under water, but I'm find crazy out of my mind cuz beautiful guys. I said he was a vibe. Take it from the top. Yo, Tanner, you ever watch the movie Concussion? Huh? Tanner. Dann is just qualified for being I said I said why I said their eyes wait what I did. No I didn't. Oh my god. Enough. Oh no no no no you for some reason pushed a boundary for me. Yeah. Well you pushed all of ours and you didn't do nothing to stop it. You're right though. You right though. Yes I did. Wait I did. Really? 743. When was the last time we did dares? 4 hours ago. It's impossible. 4 hours your cap. Oh gosh. It's 7:43. Time just flies at this point. When did the ass food get here? It was dropped off 42 minutes ago. I'm going to do anything right. Swear to God. 5 minutes ago. M really mad right now. No, he said that but it was 5 minutes is what he corrected it. Who's is this? I don't know. Who's is this? Take it now. I'll want it. I'm Nick. I want my I want my bagel. I'm Nick. I want my bagel now. Nick's my [ __ ] ass bagel from my last leave bagel. My last to leave bagel. I'm getting a cold brew coffee cuz I'm a thug. I don't The heck is that? What is happening? I've got a little bagel. All right, let's get something. It's all about realize, dude. Tanner, it's lights off time, dude. You got to be lights off. Makes you go. This is a good Sammy. Sometimes when the poops get pooping, the poops just poop. Oh my god. Barry on like one HP. I'm fine. No, Barry's just the food. The body's digesting the food. Try that bagel. One act. Oh, yeah. You haven't had it yet. I'm I'm curious to know what you think. You know, it'll energize you. You could You could definitely not like it. Okay, Barry. It has 400 millig of caffeine. Dude, I'm frigid. My body is decomposing before me. You mean you got to brighten up your room. Brighten reference. It's a place in the Yeah. Brighton. Oh, over there. Yeah. Uh, call me really horribly selfish and horribly selfish and rude and rude, bro. Jeffy, I've been playing Overwatch since day one. Really? Literally day one. I stayed home back before you were even on PC. I stayed home. Can I admit something? Can I admit something? When I was a kid and like my mom had nowhere to have me take care of, I used to had to go to these uh this place where these guys would make games and I remember they wanted me to draw a character. [Laughter] You couldn't even finish it. I love the Larry lies, man. They're so good. Look at this. Your first concept with Soldier 76. Okay. Well, I was going to get there, but yeah. I wish I could like document every lie you've ever told. The formula that you have for it or it's so good, dude. Dude, I literally don't feel good. Do you like that that that pause where it's like ever tell you guys that uh when I was a we when I was eight? Uh, my mom. My mom. Yeah, you ain't cracked it yet. You ain't cracked. Tell me a true story. True story. Uh, when I was a kid, my babysitter used to make me shoplift. You would just tell me put stuff in my uh my jacket. No. Tell me a lie. Um, I think I was like eight when like, [Music] [Laughter] dude, how much [ __ ] did you do when you were eight? Eight was wild. Nine was crazy. Um, 10 was insane. 11 was unreal. When the is football Sunday, you know what, Ter? I already appreciate you taking the time to research my culture and stuff. I know. I just love these things so [ __ ] much. Oh, you call Bear thing. I didn't want to mention that, but yeah, that's Yeah, don't worry. I'm I'm on your side. I'm also sitting here and waiting to uh play my theme song as I finish my bagel to the tune of Nick Fallon asleep in VC yet again at the same time. Oh. No, he's got it. He's got till 11 p.m. Oh my god, wildlife's so sweet, bro. There's nothing [ __ ] there. It's one of the most fascinating things to ever happen. Oh, I tuned in to Hunx 24/7 channel on Prime Video on Disco. I've been watching. Really? Is it good? Yeah, I'd recommend it. It's really, really good. I like it when he goes, "I am here." And he smiles and stuff. He does do that. I am here. Dude, dude, Nick is asleep. He don't even want to be here no more. He really doesn't. No, he's got till 11. I'm just letting you guys all tire yourselves out by talking. Oh, yeah. This has worked every year. Dude, you say this literally every year. Did you realize that you were a champion? Tanner, you caught something behind you. Yes, I did. Caught it. Nick keeping his mouth shut to tire us out is the equivalent of someone being like is like walking to work as Oh, you going to take that, Isaac? Why? Holy [ __ ] You know why I'm a little annoyed? You know why I'm a little annoyed? Cuz all I asked was for 10 minutes of a silent game. I bought you a [ __ ] I got and I realized that you were a champion. The whole songion I'm going to make a gift out of you. Look at Bear. He wants to die, too. Bear's chill. Chill. Loop. Did somebody say loop? Did somebody say loop? Loop. You mad, bro? Did somebody say loop? Did somebody say mad, bro? Did somebody say Did somebody say loop? Loop. Dude, this kid say loop. Give me a drum pad. That's what you need. Oh, [ __ ] Let me out of this. Babies come. An an old but familiar friend. Dude. Dude. What happened? Egg. Egg alert. I thought this one was going to be five still. [Music] Look in general. Did you make this gift? Make the gift. I'll post that. I'll post that after. I'll post it after. We should do these dares before we [ __ ] lose a soldier here to goddamn sleepy DPS. That being said, so we have Grub, Jub, Bub, Larry, Terry, and Dick. We're going to roll looking like a mear. Oh my god. Wow, that was really right on the money. What the [ __ ] Come on. Number seven. Oh my god. This is the perfect one. Oh, I'm going to need some help up here. God. Oh god, look at Nick. Oh my god. Again, you look like you're melting again. All you could fathom is a smile to give back. I'm not trying to be a sad mop. Like you guys are all these instruments and I'm the triangle and like I'm like the triangle is still important. No, you're like the bass. Think about the bass. The base is funky, bro. I'm just sitting here. I can't even [ __ ] breathe. I can breathe. I have to do another one. I have to do it. I have to do it. I'm recording. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Jake. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] Oh, my head so bad. Sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Okay. All right. Larry. Larry. Larry, you're going to let the other contestants pose your body in a certain position. Oh, dear. and remain that way for the remainder of the day around. Oh man. Okay. Tanner and Grunk go up there and pose him in a goofy stupid way. Let's get um standing up real quick. Joy's falling asleep in VC. He's eliminated forever. Get the head all up and popping. Can he switch to the middle finger in his pose? Switch to the middle finger. They want to switch to the middle finger. All right, that's it from me. That's all you get. Yep. All right, come on back down. Larry, you look like a piece of art on the wall right now. I feel like a million bucks. [Music] Number 10. Hail Mary, full of grace. From now on, raise your hand and ask to use the restroom. Every time you need to use it the remainder of the competition, if you fail to raise your hand, you have to raise your hand and ask. To which the answer is always going to be yes, but don't forget. No. But what if you told me no one time? Then what would happen? I would never. Oh [ __ ] Never. We're rolling. We're going. We're rolling. We're rolling. The grand total is feeling like above today. Playing for the bub today. The game. Hey, baby. Uh, do you know what a suicide route is? What? You're dead. You're dead, bro. No, I don't. See, Tanner knows. And I'm glad Tanner knows because he's right there and can show Bear what to do. You'll have to do it, but you have to show him the ropes. Bear, I need you to run a full suicide route until the end of the round of dares. If you're if you're too slow, you get a strike. Sorry, them's the rules is what I wrote. Suicide route where you like go around the bleachers. No, suicide route is going to the five and then going back and then going to the 10 and then back and then to the 15 and then back and then 20 and then back and then 25 back. So I run here to the kitchen and then here to the stairs, then here to upstairs, then here. Wow, it just gets bigger every time. Yeah. Hey, dude. Come on, bro. Come on. You can give it a nice little slight jog. You don't have to sprint. You said if I was too slow. No, I'm not going to do that. Don't worry. I don't know why I wrote that. Goodbye, baby. Have fun. Oh, yeah. Nice little light jog. We're going. All right. Show me Terry. And show me Terry. You will. Wow. Keeping an eye on them. Don't worry. Oh, Bear's already winded. Eat some pepperonis and have fun. Tanner, now is the time, buddy. Now is the time. And it is so perfectly timed. Tanner, I want you to dress up in my full football gear for the entirety of a normal NFL game, which is approximately 3 hours and 12 minutes. Meaning the second you take off that Ryel Shadow Flex, it's going to be football [ __ ] sad. Whoops. My bad. Is it just the shoulder pads and helmet? Yeah. I won't bother. Are you going to put your headphones on? They fit me? Yeah, they will. Yeah. All right, coach. You get it. All right. Rolling for dick. Rolling for grub. Looking like a grub to me. looking like a girl to me. Jubby's falling asleep. No, I'm not. I'm scratching my [ __ ] eyebrow dude. Oh my goodness gracious. Lord have mercy. That's strike eight. What the Larry looks like like a person in Tokyo like on the street for money. Banger banger banger. Grunk. Yeah. From now on, whenever you need to get up from your computer at all, period, whether it be to the bathroom, to anywhere, you are going to be using your brand new 2024 Ford Explorer. your police car every single time. Yay. This challenge will last until the end of the challenge. This goes forever, dude. Hooray. Go get your car. Go get your brand new car. All right, Dick's turn. I'm not going to roll for dick. I'm just going to roll number one my number. 15. 15. Show me 15. Nick, I want you to record every response you could have for the next 30 minutes and only use those to speak using your Go XLR. You will have one minute to record them all. If you speak at all in the next 30 minutes, you get a strike mute and go do that. Hello. Oh, hey there, coach. You're looking good. Yeah. Yeah. Hold up. Wait, here's a question. Do you want to be uh Buffalo Bills Isaac Wire or do you want to be Justin Jefferson? [Music] I'm going to say Buffalo Bills Isaac White because that could be worth money in the future and I want to that up. Also, Larry, you're good. Oh my god. Oh yeah. All right, let's get to [ __ ] work. Montage. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Hey, good job, man. I'm back. Good [ __ ] [ __ ] Bear, I'm awake now. Real eyes. Real eyes. Real eyes. Damn. Binding of Isaac. That's a weird choice. putting on his football costume for Sunday Night Footballs. Wow, Tanner looks good. Looks real. Oh my god. What is even going on? Turn around. Oh my god. Oh my god. [ __ ] What team is that? I mean, what player is that? I mean, who's that? That is ridiculous. Isaac, how much longer? Huh? Isaac, how much longer? Oh, I get it. out your head. After studying for years, oh my Oh man, it's awesome. Oh man, dude, I'm so tired. Right. I feel that. Hi, Joby. I'm like, what do you think about the state of Dogecoin? I don't have a recording for that in time. It's like that episode of Adventure Time. Hey Jake. Hi Jake. Love you Jake. Jake. Bro, how long have we been up? Uh uh that leaves about 10 hours from the last day and now this day we got about 8 hours and then we got about 18 hours of been up. Mm- Yeah, I agree. Feels like longer. What was appeared in my door? Oh wow. Oh my god. Run. It actually looks good to you. Oh yes. Wait. Wait. Ready. I love the spiral. Are you ready? You hit the power button. Uh, okay. Can you knock it off, dude? Oh my What just happened? He like I completely missed that destroying my desk. Oh my god, dude. I'm so tired. I don't have a recording. Isaac, how much longer? Isaac, how much longer? Isaac, how much longer? Isaac, how much longer? Isaac, how much longer? Uh, two hours. Two more hours. Two more hours. Yep. Two more hours. Two more hours and then and then everybody and then and then and then and then and then Are you serious? Isaac, how much longer? Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Isaac, how much longer? I'm going to the bathroom. I'm going to the bathroom. I'm going to the bathroom. Oh, wait. Where are you going? I'm going to the bathroom. Okay. What if he goes in there with a walkie-talkie? Here. I'm going to the bathroom. No hikie talkie. Y want to see some 4D [ __ ] Watch this. Yo, is it going to be a number one or number two? Over. Oh, looks like my plan failed. Hello. Trying to Nick's trying to tell Tanner to This is like a mom trying to be like a human. He went to a Buffalo Bills player. I don't even know how long it's been. We did the math. It's about 18 hours each. Started at like 3 3:30 my time. It's like 2 2:30 your time. So then that means that we've been up for like 2 2:30 your time. Thank you, Joby. We've been up for We've been up for 2 2:30 your time. 2 2:30. 2:30. What's the dentist? That's like the worst [ __ ] math I've ever had to do. How do I even count from 2:30? Isaac, how much longer? 3:30 my time to 10:00 in the morning. If it's 9:00 right now and it's 2:00 for We started at like 2:30 your time. Isaac, how much longer? Dude, I'm going to catch you eeping and you're gone. Yes, I already Isaac, how much longer? I've already been resting your eyes. Isaac, how much longer? Like a [ __ ] dog. Isaac, how much longer? Isaac, how much longer? Isaac. Isaac. Isaac. Yes, Bear. After a certain amount of time, will you reveal who you gave the uh magnesium to? Oh, yeah. Sure. Then the effects. Okay. Wow. Someone replied to the tweet and they said Russell Wilson and George Pickkins. Is that funny? Yeah, we did. Is that funny? Duo. George Pick is like the guy that uh like randomly just goes after people [Music] for no reason like in the middle of a game. There you go. I made my face. I posted my reply. Larry, that's so good. All right, let me Oh my god, that looks like an AI generation. Isaac, how much longer? Isaac, how much longer? I thought you it was a 30 minute challenge. Yeah, that was 30 minutes. Oh, that's what he's asking, bro. What? What could What else could he have possibly been asking? He asked that when we're doing the whole damn event. Nick. Nick, cuss him out. Yeah, use your soundboard. Cuss me out. Mm- A I don't have a recording for that in time. Let me go check. Let me check when I took these pictures of Tanner. Bro, how long have we been last to leave V? I'm going I'm going to win last week. I'm going 10 more minutes. 10 more minutes. So 9:15 you can speak the word. Isaac, how much longer? Isaac, how much longer? Isaac, how much longer? Isaac, how much longer? Oh yeah. [Applause] Get on his ass, bro. I look so silly walking around in that thing. Oh [ __ ] Okay. [Music] This is so annoying. the hat. [Music] It's cold, man. Larry, you just coughed off like a big chunk of something. It's all over your desk. Oh, that's sick. What if I named you clunky for the rest of the day? Oh my god. [Music] What if I named you clunky for the rest of Oh my god. When the [ __ ] did Bruno start making Isaac, how much longer, brother? You're good. Probably now. Oh my god, bro. Strike. Hell no. Imagine. Hell no. I was just sitting here waiting to hear Isaac's voice. I swear drug thing. Bills do play today. Oh my god. You could be like literally thrown up on You should tweet out that weirdass hashtag that previews at the game and see if you make it. Can you take a picture of me watching the game super up close with all this stuff on? Yeah, but we have to know when it starts. 325. We can make that. You get cross. I like that you drink that out of that red solo cup. That Oh, that's Charlie. I like that. I like that. I like that. Surprise. Red solo cups of all things. This is the best thing I've ever seen. I've been here for like how long now? 4 days. I still can't get over how amazing this is. Would you like to go home with like a pack of 30 because we could I'll leave right now. Bear would leave for 30 red solo cups. And you would just leave for the cup. Have you seen one before? Have I seen a red solo cup before? Yeah. Okay, as I was asking you, I Okay, never mind. Never mind. I did I thought this I thought we were going to relate and Okay, it's fine. You know, we were really close to doing that bit again, man. I was ready for it. I was ready. Have you Have you ever Have you seen one? Have you Have you seen Full Circle? Full circle. Nick, just tap, dude. Oh, this chair sucks. Here he comes. This complex is [ __ ] lit. We're so calm in this environment. It looks like we've been doing this for like years. I'm like, "Yeah, I'm I'm in it for doing it, bro. Dressed up in full football gear and all of your dog." Australian Shepherd. Well, well, well, well. Australian Shepherds are hit or miss, bro. They bet they never miss, huh? Aren't they? Um, is that just the breeze? Was it the wind? What was that? That's what I mean. They're hurting dogs. Yeah. If they hurt so bad, why why do you get one? That was fire. That's just one joke from my joke book. Go get it now. Isaac Lastly, PC jokebook. Get it. Copy now. Isaac. Yeah, I understand. A perfect gift for the jokester in the family. Who also loves Isaac Last. Put yourself through that. You clearly don't get it, dude. Do I have to use walkie-talkie to pee still? Just look at me. I don't think you need to bring that walkie-talkie right now. What the hell? Sweet. You don't have to walk, Grunk. You have a car. I'm done with you. And the wedge has been hammered. Charades. Bear, you go first. Okay. What is this? Uh, mine. You're between two walls. Who farted? I heard that. A touchdown. Uh, one of the one of the Y poles for the football. Yes. Yes. Hell yeah. Good work. Listen to this article. Listen to this article. Do you [ __ ] believe that? Listen to this article. Where what are the sources for that? Uh guy said he read it from that makes sense. I've read some stuff from there. I read some papers on and some uh some other papers on Dude, it's actually so gorgeous outside. It's so gorgeous. Wait, is it passage? We should play Among Us. Can we play Among Us? Among Us. [Music] [Music] Raise your head on my feet. My head all memory fo [Music] When your hands don't work like they used to before. [ __ ] robot. When your hands don't work no more. All right, you know what? I'm going to say I'm going to go [ __ ] no more. Among us, I'm launching it. Oh [ __ ] And that's my queue. Nick, get on Among Us. Among us. Hell no. What the Among Us. Give him a strike. Give him a strike. New last VC rule. Everyone does the same [ __ ] No complaining. Among Why aren't we playing Operation Protocol? Not playing that dog [ __ ] with that one. Chubby voucher. It will be a million times more fun than playing Among Us. Really? Really? A million? A million? You understand Grunk? You changed so much in just one year. It's actually a large What do you mean, dude? I'm just looking at the screenshots from last year. Is it really that drastic? Drastic, dude. I had a [ __ ] ass cut that day. I one of the I had a cut. I'm wearing the same shirt. Oh my god. Same shirt. Going to get on operation lockdown protocol. Okay, I guess I'm buying it. I guess I'm buying it. Loop. Loop. Loop. Did somebody say loop? Hey bear. No. Oh my god. What was that? Oh my goodness. Nick's falling asleep. My bad. Searching for lobby. Holy. This game is packed. Come on. Whatever happened to Among Us? Huh? What does this guy's do? Buttons are good. Careful. Don't jump too much. You'll die. Oh, he died. Yeah, it happened. I can watch the game. Why the am I Why is that vine boom? Got 40 minutes left. Oh, he's on Wi-Fi, bro. Dude, it's a gigabyte. Further back. I'm really sweating in this. How much longer? Oh, it's like 3 hours, right? It's like three and a half hours. Oh, man. Can you guys hear me? He's one that records and one that does all the work. I'm going to I'm going to go pee. Go to sleep while you're at it. Yeah. I didn't have on that tire. I'm returning lockdown protocol. I'm sorry. That thing almost cost me a year. Yeah. I don't know why that like freaking happened. I've never had an issue with it. It's fine. Did someone get out already so I can go to bed? I don't want to be the first. Nobody wants to be the first. You think Josh Allen quit when he couldn't get into any college and nobody would take him? Hey, you better respect yourself. You think he gave up? No. He emailed every single coach. He said, "Please take me. I'm 6'5." Well, Tanner, I'm 5' 10 and fat. I'm not getting recruited to nothing. Okay. My other idea is power world. I saw Minecraft SMP. LTLVc SMP. Too many letters. Uh, yep. Y You're scaring me. I'm going insane. I'm going insane. You're absolutely wild right now. What if you What if you had a cookie but it was like wet and mushy? It's so cold. What if you had a cookie but it was like wet and mushy? What if you had a cookie but it was like m and mushy? What if you had cookie that was like wet and mushy? What if you had a cookie mushy for chocolate? What happens if I had a cookie and it was white and mushy? What happens if you had a cookie and it was wet and mushy? Yeah. What happened? My cookie and white and mushy. What? What happens if I had a cookie? That's my mushy. I'm genu I'm just going I'm staying then to pass out. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Willie. Oh my. Oh [ __ ] My song's not Damn it. [ __ ] Just go to bed. Did you realize what you had? Can my next dare to be taking a shower? No. What if you had a cookie but it was wet and mushy? Wet mushy. If I had a cookie and it was wet and mushy, I'd make a I'll make like an Insomnia Cookies restaurant, but wet and mushy cookies. Yeah, my buddy's We need to revisit. Yeah, we need to revisit the 1 through 10 question. You want to know how I'm feeling right now? Yeah. Somehow I'm back at 10. I don't know how. Listen, I got refueled. The power of the locks bagel. You know what Bear's experiencing? He's experiencing this. Yep. It's going to quickly deplete, bro. No, cuz it gets narrow. Gets more narrow and more narrow. Yeah, that's what happened to me. That's what happened to me just now, man. I was like I was like I was like A+ S minus and now I'm like like my brain can't function. Where am I? I put a blanket on my head. I don't know where I am. 10 if you if we ran a play. Dude, get off our asses. Fixated on freaking football. You're fixated on Among Us and cheese, bro. No. What about you, Grunk? What about you? Sitting at a six and a half, seven still. Yes, I did. What about you? I'm like melting, but I can stay awake. I'm just like melting. Steak fries. Um. Oh my god. Oh my god. Josh Allen with the QB sneak. Say hut. Good. What? All right. Well, I'm bored. I'm going to start being a really big pain in everyone's ass. [Music] Oh, this is beautiful. I love this noise. Anyone want to play Balloon Tower Defense 6? Uh, they took all my levels away. Isaac, please. Oh, wait. I forgot. I got to take off his shirt. Really? I love watching you take off a shirt. This is the same graphic over and over and over again. What is that design from? Gamer sucks. My hair. I use code. I use code. I'm doing some [ __ ] right now. Uh-huh. We can play more Roblox. Pumble party is the like Mario Party party but just on Steam, right? We can play more Roblox, too. No. Potty so good. You guys want to play Pokemon Party? Let's play Pokemon Part. What did you say to me? You want to play Cards Against Humanity? Jubby, stop. Plays Against Humanity. Downloading Pom Party. Py's a terabyte. How is that possible? No. Everyone download Rumble Party. I don't want to. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. We're all going to play. Oh my gosh. I dare I dare Gro. I dare you to leave. No. I'll take the strike. Thank you very much. I'll be the last to leave this. Oh my gosh. Everybody claps. Guys, am I making a major mistake by doing this and potentially sacrificing my academics? Yes. I'm not fully sacrificing. Like, I definitely am wasting study. So, I'm playing Party. Yes, we're playing Pungle Party. I'm losing. What is that? Hell yeah. I'm climbing a mountain, dude. I love how there's a massive [ __ ] line that says skip to the end. To the end. Beat the game. Dude, do you guys have grapes? I wish you had fruit. Like any fruit. You want me to order grapes? Yeah. Cotton candy ones. They have You get oranges? I don't get scurvy. Oranges. How do I even find fruit? Do mand mand mand mandarin. Mandarin mandarin. Yeah, that's like a small orange. Oh, cuties. Those are also small oranges. Please get grapes. Oh my gosh. Grunk. I will get these grapes. Bro, who who has to raise their hand to go to the bathroom? I can't remember. Me. Not me. No, not you. No, you're wearing a full football costume. Yeah, that's your flash, man. Oh, I made it. I made it. Oh, I'm hacking. Guys, join my lob. Join my lob. We're going to do the winter map since the season. Walk in your trap take over your trap. Walk in your trap. Take over your trap. Oh my god, that song is so funny. Walk in your trap, take over your trap. Trap your trap, take over your trap. Take over your trap, take over your trap. Move. It's fascinating that the second I decided like I I I started paying. Bro, I think being up this long makes you hella horny. Oh god. Does anyone else I've been thinking about prostitutes and coke right now? I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on. Like be honest. No, we're bros here. We're bros here. Come on. Like I looked at my damn it was just like what? Think about it for a second. I know. Think about it for one second. in the bathroom. Master, it's where he's been. Be honest. Does being up this long like make you feel more horny. We're only human, bro. You got to do what you do. See, all these people are acting like they ain't human. But they all are. Are you jerking off? Yeah, I got to jerk off before the game. No, you can't. Actually, that'll lower your testosterone. We got Oh, that's a good point. Good point. I got a 72. What' you say, Grunk? I got a 72 on my chem exam, which wasn't bad. Failed, bro. The class average was a 68. That's good. I think you're above average. Yep. I really genuinely What's your horniest moments? Shut the [ __ ] up. Let's get down to dirtiest bros. What's your collab? What's your horniest collab? Collab. Your horniest collab. Be honest. I know y'all had some crazy ass horny collab. Be so honest with me. What's your horniest collab? My what? Your horniest collab? Donald's parking lot water bottle secret catalog. Wow. One out of 10. How was it? Bottom of the barrel. I'm turning it off. I'm getting real [ __ ] weird in this call. Can you hurry up? Are you uncomfortable about talking about sex, dude? Yeah. Come on. And if it makes you feel better, uh, sponge, glove, Gatorade bottle, one out of 10. Sponge, glove, Gatorade bottle. Wow. One out of 10. Okay. Okay. I'll go next. Couch. Seven out of 10. Okay, I'll go next. Proud of bed mattress. Zero out of [ __ ] 10. I hit my spring. No. Couch. Seven out of 10. All right, fine. Toaster. Two out of 10. Hell no. Yo, Isaac and Jubby. You got to join. I'm here, bro. Been here for Oh, sorry. Wait. I'm playing Slither. I'm playing Slyther. [ __ ] this life. What's the hottest freaking porn star you ever laid your eyes on? Porn star, dude. Big Tanner Tanner service. What? I uh What's your type? Bitcoin. That is so what you just said. type of Bitcoin. What's the most recent major turning point in your guys' life? Let me actually think. 21. 21. Listen, a wise man once told me to slow down and smell the roses. A wise man once cracked a few jokes, too. Don't believe that. And a wise man also gifted a baby. Dear baby Jesus. Dear baby Jesus. All wrapped in linen. Dear sweet little baby Jesus given from above in heaven. [Music] [Laughter] Nick, I dare you to take a shot of whiskey. One double t shot of whiskey. Strike one. Y'all ready to have some fun? Who's excited? How do I a zero? How is that even a number? Do I pick a ball? Jump face. Press space. Oh, I only got two keys. Big team the fourth. Okay, I got five. Oh, you got five. What the hell, Tanner? All right, I had to do that. What the [ __ ] I just full of rage, bro. I just had to do that for a second. Three, two, bang. Okay, now bang. Go, Willie, go. What if you had a cookie but it was wet? Somebody just whisper in my ear. What if you got a cookie but it was wet? Oh, wow. Oh, why that way? Isaac, start your turn. Oh my goodness. Oh, I wonder. Death, key. Death or key? What will you choose? Key. All right, let's play. What is this? Uh, fill a stage with your element by moving around. Oh, it's just one of these. How are they going to think of eight? They're thinking of seven elements. Eight. Seven elements. I can't even name that many. Three teams. Rock sand. Rock sand. All you want to do is grass on grass. Orange grass. Wow. I actually got a bunch of I got copper impossible. Here we go. Give me that ice. How did you guys do that? Candy element, bro. Wow, dude. Candy man. [ __ ] I win. What the god? What? It's like cumulative. It's cumulative. You gain points like over time for the more land you have. Have I been good or bad? Let's open it. Oh, no. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Are you serious, bro? Oh, wow. I'll be taking that. Thank you. You've got to be [ __ ] Well, I'm about to kill you. You ever been killed before? Roll up AK-47. Nuke 47. Who would you want to blow up? What the hell? What did I do? He has a key. Y I want it. Go T. Go. So, dude, what is Larry doing? You try You try harding. You try harding. Uh-oh. He shouldn't have said that to him. He would not. You wouldn't. Where's his little boy? Oh, you really really jealous much? Jealous much. Oh, you're landing on that iceberg. Hey, buddy. Whoa. Whoa. Knock another boss into the bucket while whacking another. Huh? Oh, I got second. Dude, today's going to suck. Yeah, only with that attitude. Guys, hello. Even if I win that. Wow. Wow. I have to use a damn car to get to the bathroom. I could pee so fast if I didn't. You must use that damn car. How long does he have to use it for? The rest of the challenge. Anytime I want to get up ever. Big H score. Awesome. Look at him go. I'm actually getting pretty good. Dude, is it just me or does he not look like Nick right now? [Laughter] Do I look like emoji? You look like the Stoneface emoji. Why do I look like this? Yeah, I'm puffy. I'm really puffy. I'm puffy as [ __ ] Can we all take a 30-minute nap? I need a shower. Oh yeah. Oh, this is Here we go. That makes no sense at all. It's 409. Damn. It's a me. [ __ ] you. That was awesome. Yeah. Wait, Grunk. Yeah. Have you heard of the unreleased Mario uh audio dialogue? No. What is Here we go. You can't even get through your jokes, man. What is it? You say the first two words and they start laughing. Mario audio dialogue. What's the name? Mario, I want to hear what Mario says. Audio dialogue. Your formula is leaked. Your formula leaked. You'll never be able to lie again. Hey. Hey guy, have you heard that? X, Y, and Z. Hey, have you heard this? Hey, and then he starts laughing every time. Oh my god. My guy sounds out of breath. Dude, can I get more than two this game? Holy [ __ ] No. Whatever grunk. Whatever. Grunk you on. You just hate fun. Hey, you heard you heard the unreleased Mario. You heard of the unreleased Mario. Wait, they just leaked. They just leaked Mario sound files. I should realize the unreleased. Have you heard? Dude, dude, it just it just sounds Have you heard the new Mario like sound files that just got leaked? Like why would anyone know about that here? Oh, you didn't know? [Laughter] look on his face when I in fact I have not heard about it. What did you have ready? What did you have ready for that? I don't know. I love my improvisation. Wait, what the hell is my job? You want to do them? Weapons fight to the dead. We got to shoot each other with a gun. Oh [ __ ] I just What the [ __ ] Stop shooting me, Mr. Isaac. Why? I want this. Oh, hell no. This Where'd you get the cool gun from? What the hell? It's my cool gun. I want it back. What? What is this, dude? Grunk has a freaking sniper rifle. Nuh-uh. Uh-oh. Dude, Tanner's putting in like the minimal ever ever. You're just standing in place shooting. Dude, it was you. No. Yeah, Valkcon rage has been building up. What are you doing up there? Sniping. Yay. I got one key. Yeah, that was [ __ ] up. I tried to kill you and you were like, "No, no, no. Kill me. Don't even You know what that laser gun did, Larry? What? That laser gun kept like all that information that you like within your head." I think this is the hardest [ __ ] challenge. It's all my neck hurts and my back hurts. Like I can't even lift my head up anymore cuz the helmet's too heavy. I don't even remember when we did those. Tanner, what? Oh my god. Look in general. Look in general. [Laughter] That hurt. You look like you look like a tag during dude. I can't hold my head up. The helmet, bro. Surely he's done, Isaac. He's got to have that [ __ ] on, dude. Not yet. Griffin, garlic, male, Fortnite goon. Amazes. Where is he going? Uh, almost almost. Oh, man. too. Crazy play. He literally he looks like a player that's on the bench right now cuz he had like a feature. Got to take my face mask off. I can't breathe. Your neck is stuck in that position. Yeah. Nick just fell off for no reason. Yeah, I'm fat. Holy cow, that was close. Yeah, for some for the fire. Hey Siri, find near me. Siri, look up Tanner. Okay, Tanner, let go of the dream, son. You got injured seven years ago. He hasn't taken it off. Playing to prove. I have something to prove. You'll never see a harder player play as hard as me in 2025. Let's go. I'm bad. We the next set of dares, I must ask. Next round of dares. No. No, bro. I feel like, are we done with dares or no, bro? We're all done with the dares. Far from it. The hardest thing we had to do today was make Tanner dress up as Josh Allen. When did we When did we do those dares? Am I tripping? Oh my god. Tanner, you're almost done. It looks like it's taking a toll on his body. 8:40 and 3 hours and 12 minutes, which is a whole football game, which you clearly don't think would last for. But uh this Yeah, I'll play an NFL game on like 40 hours of no sleep in 20 minutes. In 20 minutes, you take it off. I think it's about time to take an ad roll and then a shot of Can someone be a double shot misar? What are you doing, Bear? Are you trying to count the number? He's counting dice. Get him. Remember Remember when I said that I was like 10? I'm now like two. I don't know what happened years old. What are you talking about? They literally like they literally said this would happen to you and you're like, "No, no, no, no. Get as many presents as you can from under some Oh, okay. Steal from the Steal from the Salvation Army. Steal from the Salvation Army. Understand? Steal from the Salvation Army. Steal from the Salvation Army. Steal from the Salvation Army. Guys, look at six over there. Go steal from him. Oh my god. All right. Left side was keeping it even. Right side. What the [ __ ] Oh, I have a really funny prank idea. Okay. What is it? Wait, Nick. Oh, you're almost asleep. I'm going to Dude, I'm going to jerk you. Ah, stop, Willie. It's an eggplant. It's an eggplant egg. Oh, it's like your mascot. Tanner, say a word. Ter, I bet you feel safe in there. Yeah, I kind of want to take it off. Take it off. Oh my god. Oh, I hate this one. My dasher is on the way with clementine and grapes. Yay. That's going to be God's medicine. Wow, this is poetic actually. Oh my god, I thought I was going to die. Big got seventh. I got an AK-47. AK-47. If anyone was a camper, Tanner would not be the happy one. Doesn't even look like Tanner anymore. More dinner. Only 20 more minutes. We all help him out. Yeah. Come on now. Come on. He's He's I can't believe he's in our house. I feel like the helmet like a blob fish. I can't move, dude. He's in it right now. Looks like the I have no mouth, but I must scream. I remember when he got to we got to get it off of him. We have to get it off of him. It's draining the life force out of him. If it stays on for much longer, he's going to be a husk. That's how I look at him. He sinks like fur into getting swallowed up by the gear. The aging helmet of Pin Manning binding on. It's the [ __ ] hurt. [Laughter] And we're just laughing. Take it off of him. Please, baby, stop. After this game, only 20 more minutes. Isaac, you been saying 20 minutes for 20 minutes. The guy's actually going look at him in the living room. Need to go down. You need to Isaac. I feel like his head is molding to the helmet. We start the game, bro. Damn. Oh my god. [Applause] He left. He's [ __ ] He's [ __ ] sh [Laughter] [Music] It's been 4 hours. You said 3 and 1/2. You ready for the game, buddy? 8 9 10 11. That's 4 hours. I said 3 hours 12 minutes. 4 hours. At 8:41. Would it be rude? It's been 4 hours, Isaac. It's been 4 hours plus. We're not playing lava game, but we got to look at the headphones. Oh my god. Did you tighten them? It's these. Oh my god, dude. [ __ ] Josh Allen after gets hit hard. Come on, buddy. Let's get this off of you. I'll get out. [Music] It doesn't deserve this, dude. I for real thought he was going to be in love. Are you okay? [ __ ] Grunk gets to drive a car. I get to drive a really chair. How long did you sit like that for? Hour and a half. Nice. How you feeling? Finally a different shirt. Yo, man. Dude, look in look in general. Griffin garlic mayo. Fortnite. No. Pre-ac post accident. That was the hardest challenge I've ever gear. That was the hardest challenge I think in your whole series. How did you come up with a number three out? I think that it was the hardest. There's nothing that can top that. The rest of your challenges are you just gummy bear with other bean and [ __ ] surp [Music] Dude, you got the Z's going. I made [Music] cop cops. She's man on the ground and he keeps driving away. [Laughter] You okay? Yeah. Go to your wraps. Make sure the kids stay. I respect you, officer. I used to watch you back in your heyday. Good [ __ ] Hey man, we all we all get to a point. Is that big? I have something for you. Know what it is. Yeah, man. How you doing? Is that big T officer? What happened? Too much play time. Game don't need me. People need the game and I'm not in the game. That's not the big T. I don't know. This is where you come back. You put it all back on. Yeah, he's right. Where's the mariachi band? 450 bucks for 15 minutes. What? 400? Yeah, you said 50 bucks for 15 minutes. 450 for 50. 15. Who overpaid? 15 minutes. Bear looking general. Before and after his accident. Holy h makes Isaac. $450 for 50 minutes or 15. $450. Oh, $415. 50 minutes. Oh my god. 15 minutes. $415 for 15 minutes. What the [ __ ] I'll get a second wave. I'm waiting for it. You're tucked in. [Music] [Music] Not cool, dude. [Music] [Music] I'm so tired of sitting. My butt it aches and it smells. Grunk. What? Look. Hey, Star. How How are you? Look at my eyes. Oh my god. Ter, I feel like that helmet was in some way kind of like therapeutic. Yeah, you're like a Last to leave. Last to leave. Can we do karaoke? Wait, wait, wait. Get a prize as big and wide as the in as the crashing out today. Rising all the HU. Uh uh. How fun it is. I have really bad I have really bad news. We started this challenge at 3:30. Yeah. It hasn't even been a day. Hasn't even been 24 hours of us sitting in here doing. And typically, what do we do? Go for another 10 hours? Yeah. Is this the longest it's been without someone getting out? Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Jingle all the way. Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle all the way. Oh no. Just led to the infamous napkin. We were tweaking heavy this year. I can't even lie. We were tweaking D this year, bro. I'm literally exiting Po Party. Why? You just crashed the whole game, bro. Oh, well, now we're actually playing. What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Should I go on monkey app? Not right now. Later. H. What can we do right now? GBH, you are strong and wise. I thought we were going to do dares. We What was We just did dares, I feel. No, that was like 3 hours ago at least. Mother, dude. [ __ ] She got done taking off this dare. Bro, I'm taking a pass on the next one. I don't laugh. I It's just I just can't do it. It's not you guys. cuz I just can't laugh right now. Okay, he's broken. We need a We need a Larry We need a Larry lie right about now to lift the mood. Larry lie. You think I can just make these on the spot? Yeah, it's there's a reason for these. What does that mean? Grapes are here. What? All right, I'm going to grab Isaac cuz you drunk. Yes. Grapes. Oh, good. We got to wash them. We got to wash them. Drunk. Oh my. Oh me. Oh my. What was What was the coin? What was the coin that we were talking about like 3 billion hours ago? Yeah. Quatch point. Watch. Good memory. Launch coin. Do we do we do dares? We do dares. We do dares. Might have to take it easy on Tanner. He looks like he's on two HP. I don't even know if he taking a little life force out of him. Guys, look what they did to the grapes. Oh my god. Ew. We put them up to your eyeballs. Put them up to your eyeballs. Look. You got to do surgery on them. I'm feeling like I'm a three out of 10 right now if I'm being honest. One is like I'm up. I'm a three. Oh wow. I'm a six. Six. Seven. I'm serious. It will come crashing down. But that's where I'm at right now. It's actually bananas how uh we keep going down the same path of repeating traditions. Nick, you've heard those words before like I think every single year. What? Grunk saying a number and you're like nuh-uh. Just get the Just hell no. What are you feeling? I think I think lean in five about that. I'm zero or negative one zero. Hey buddy, welcome to the negatives. I feel like you're lying. I feel like you're just saying that to get in everyone's head. No, bro. What about you, Larry? I'm far beyond -7. I am deep deep down in these. Are you struggling? Oh yeah. One one gust of beautiful wind and I'm I'm breaking bones. All right. That's where I'm at right now. What about you, bro? I'm just cold right now, but I'm fine. I'm like a six or a seven. Isaac, are we doing these damn challenges right now or what? Oh, yeah. Let's see your challenge. Grunk, turn your shirt inside out. Larry, you have to sit in your chair the opposite direction. [ __ ] No. No. Your lips shut. Jubby eats a jelly bean. And Tanner has to do a handstand with spikes on his head or something. Drunk, you have to delicately, gently lower your glasses to the bridge of your nose. Look like an old man for the next 40 minutes. Tanner, you have to put the pads back on. Really? That's all? I'm I'm chickening out, bro. You don't even know what you got yet. Well, I'm not even going to give Tanner one like at this point. Yeah, that's fair. All right, wheel of names. Oh, I use a splash potion so I get HD stream. Hey, hey, Isaac. Isaac, raise that voice of pawn announcer. This is the last three BC. This is all we got. Come on, it's you and I versus the world. Come on now. Humongo adming beans spinning my wheels. Oh, say Nick. Hey everyone. Are you Are you doing the chicken thing or No. Well, I want to hear what my challenge is. If it's nine, I'm chicken. If it's nice, if it's four, depending on how bad chicken What is it? I can see you're not going to like it. Oh, is this the Hulk hole one? Yeah. What is it? [ __ ] It's Hawk Cole. Yeah, hot coal. Yeah. Hole. Oh, I forgot I'm in Last Elite VC with Larry and Isaac. Y. All right. What's real quick? Huh? You just You don't even want to know. Let me know. You just don't even want to know. It would require me to make another wheel. Can you tell me what it is? Oh my god. No way. Yeah. Oh my god. Can you just tell me what it is? It's a black market. Oh, I'm checking out, bro. I already did. Oh, there's that. Goodbye black market for the medium. All right, that's done. No more chicken out for you. Yay. Chupavano Grug. I'd like to thank my sponsors. I'd like to thank my sponsors. I'd check it out if I were you, bro. Well, let's see what I get first. Oh my goodness. I have to DM. Oh, classy. You okay, buddy? Oh my god, he has it. Yeah, stomach's hurt right here. You're at the toilet, buddy. I'm sitting down on it, dude. I'm surprised that I thought Tanner would enjoy those. What happened? That's I kind of want to put him on just to feel what he's feeling right now. I am. You know what you did, Isaac? You made the kid's hobby a job. That's what you just dude. He was so happy at the beginning walking around the wall. Yeah, he was. He was throwing the ball around and then you You're going to sit there for two more [ __ ] hours and he got stuck. I didn't think the shoulder pads were that bad. Poor guy. No way. That should have been Jubby, but it Larry now. Oh my god. Yes. Yes. Yes, Larry. Yes. Yes. Yes. You're destined. You're destined. I'm sorry. You're destined to get a strike here. It's quite literally impossible for you to do this. Why'd you put it on there? Cuz it's awesome. Larry, I need you to type at 80 words per minute with your new keyboard. What? I cannot even do 80 words per minute. You get it strike. Why do you want to do that? I got you. Come on outside here. 1 minute 37 seconds later. I feel bad. His His eyes are closed. He can't see. He's found his fridge. Okay, catch. All right, show the camera what you got there in your hands. Oh, what? I got to poop. You want to with half? You have one hand on one keyboard and another hand on your other keyboard. Okay, we got to do 80 words per minute. I got to poop first. Yeah, you can go poop. I will knock out the rest. All right, who bear? I want number six. Number nine. Number nine. I don't think anyone is going to want to do this. This has been like a started in medium and it's in hard as well as extreme. It's called shuffle. Does that mean that we swap setups pretty much? Yeah. For an hour. I don't think I'm going to do that. That's not even that bad. If you want to take the strike, go ahead, brother. The [ __ ] You got no chicken out. It's shuffle. It's an everyone thing. Even though it was for bear since it landed on that, it's an everyone thing. So, everybody Okay. You know what? You know what? I think Tanner has been through enough. I'll happily take a strike here. Wow. Just so nobody has to move. I know for you guys and I want you guys. Yay. Very sweet. Very sweet. Thank you, Bear. I was like watching Braveheart die in Braveheart. I thought Bear was about for some reason. Get out. Yeah. All right, guys. I think I'm going to just [ __ ] leave here. Jad had a really hard time. I'm just going to get out. Goodbye. Dann on a scale from one to that. You're not going to do anymore, but how keen were you to shuffle? Meaning, everyone swap setups for an hour. It's just in a chair. I could have done it. [Music] Okay. I I wouldn't say that. It'd be very hard. I think Yeah. Like think about it for don't just body strike. I really take a strike for this. I could have done it. No. Can I have a bit more? I don't know the whole thing if it's really just switching. I have to go potty. I took a strike from this man. I thought I was doing the nice thing. You took a bullet for a guy with a bulletproof vest on. That's what happened. I mean, I would have just went to Bear's room 28. Who is effing? Who is next? Me, Jubbly. Jubbly. All right, this is See, this is We could We can rock. We can rock with that. It's another one of them DMs. Love being secretive, boy. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. Oh, I shouldn't have had those oranges. They're making my stomach all acid. Nice. Where you at? Both of you. Grunk and Larry over. I'm cheating. I'm cheating. Strike him out or kick him. Hello. Larry's been [ __ ] like for a fat minute. He's been in there for a minute. How do we know he's not sneaking some Z's? He just texted me if it helps. I'm [ __ ] my brains out and I think I got this keyboard shizz down. Hella hand emojis. Like hella in the past. Wrong. Just do some cool Do-ups. Do what? Do some press ups. Do some cool work. Press ups. Yeah, that's a new one. I'm dead serious. This is This is the American British version. I know you know it's basic knowledge and I think it is basic knowledge, but I think we're calling it two different things. Press ups. Well, you're on the floor. Oh boy. And you're pushing yourself up. You're not going to believe this. T What are those called? Those are called push-ups here cuz they're so stupid. Oh my [ __ ] We have tea and scones in the MF kitchen. We do. I wonder if my engineer is up and if he wants to go do all that cuz I do not. Hey Grant, Grant, come here Grant. Oh man, I tried. You think some hot tea would help you? No. Really? Nothing will help me. Gring hiding there the whole time. What's going on? He's right there. Grunk's in Larry's room right now, sleeping. Nuh-uh. He's already sleeping on the floor. Do not do not. You think that Grunk's going to fall asleep up there? No. Yeah, Grunk's on a mission. He's going to fall asleep during that mission. No, he's not. Larry is taking a very, very long time. The mission is to scare Larry. The mission is to sneak up on Larry without him noticing. And if Larry notices, you get a strike. Message you by the way, Mr. Isaac. Oh my god, Jubby. Are you serious? Man, I have some sneaky soldiers in the in the midst of the army here. Yeah, I think I want to be He literally was not doing anything. So, it was pretty easy. Nick, dude, you just got got played, brother. You got owned. What are you talking about? Joey copied every single one of your movements for like five straight minutes, even though once. I literally just sat here like this. Yeah, he literally didn't do anything, so it wasn't hard. Oh, I thought maybe I got played. I got played. Oh, you got played, bro. I'm sorry, bro. Oh, smile for the camera, bro. You're on literally prank, bro. [Music] Did Larry fall in? No. No tankers on that one. All right. [Music] Tanner second win. Here it is. [Laughter] Oh, places are open. Larry's back. I'm damaged. I win. You win. What was that? That was all we waited for, dude. What? Practically Brooke was sleeping, bro. Call him out. You're supposed to sleep on someone without them noticing. Technically, he was gone, so he didn't notice. What? You're good. Cool. I did the job that needed to be done. I did not see him. Shot your friend with a fake gun. What was your problem? You did. You would have killed him. Whoa. Oh, wa. That's scary. That kind of scared. What the [ __ ] Oh my god. breaking the toy. Guys, when I was laying down on Larry's floor, I'm pretty sure I realized like I dissociated pretty bad. And now I'm like in a separate state of mind. Why, Larry? He was in the bathroom. It was the easiest one. How else was I going to do it? Is this fine? Yeah. All right. Larry's goal here is to try and get 80 words per minute. Kind of looks like he's mech controlling Larry. Oh, yeah. Oh, don't you move. Oh, perfect. No one move. Oh my god. Is this like a bear in the sign thing? Yeah. Flashback. End of flashback. Uh, damn these key the spacing is so off. That's an expensive little keyboard you got there. [Music] Oh, there is a waste. Can't believe this. Poor guy looks so tired. I'm dead. Okay, I might take the L here. Oh my god, my heart. Oh my god. Okay, you guys ready? Yeah. Here we go. Is this his last chance? This is already way farther than 60, bro. I'm thinking 89, too. I'm thinking 88. 72. Oh, [ __ ] Yes. [ __ ] actually nuts. It's actually nuts. I'm going to put this back in your case. Good. Keep it if you want. Strawberry. All right. Those are dares. I want to go to bed so bad. Holy. Oh my god. Look at Tanner. Beep. Beep. Wait. Can someone Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. All right. This way. Doctor. Patient suffering from a heart heartbreaking case of a shoulder pad. Doctor, stabilize his stat. Hey, we need we need more backup. We need backup. We need awesome. May he rest. May he rest. zombies now. All right, Gartic. Yeah, his head that boy Isaac way he Wait, hold on. What the heck? God, the Sith Lord walking away. This is me if I had to enjoy food, but but I really didn't like it. This is me if someone was selling me a story and I didn't believe them, but I I wanted them to think I was believing them. Really? Is that really what you would be like if you someone was trying to sell your story and you believe it? Oh my god. Such a genuine face. [Music] All right. All right, buddy. Okay. This is me if I was at the White House and I heard something I wasn't supposed to hear. Um and I was and This happened to you. My god. Why is he walking like that? He's barely functioning. Bud, you too, Rich. I'm tapping out. Whoa. Tapping out. Got to tap out. What? What? What happened? I'm tired. I can't open my eyes. My stomach and back hurt. Dude, those shoulder pads really did that. Is that all from the shoulder pads and the helmet? Well, the chair that's super low to the ground. I just got to go. I'm done. Oh, buddy. Wow. Oh, I feel like I'm I'm transferring my hospital patient off to another hospital. I know. This is hard. What? Okay. How about this? How about a message? The Bill family. The Bill family. M. What is over there, guys? I don't understand. Are you actually tapping out? Yeah, I'm tapping. This is your I feel I feel wrong disconnecting you. Dude, [Music] you're going to make Isaac do it? Yeah, I'm putting down my big buck, my prize, blue bell hog. You're making me do this. Bill Mafio, big T army. I can barely walk and see. Who's going to take charge of big T army? M passionate. We'll take care of them for passionate. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let the men speak. Real fun, but it hasn't been real fun. It was fun until you started like dying. Yeah, that was really hard to watch. I did not think those shoulder pads were going to take a toll like that. It was just a pretty heavy outfit or you know the the chair too. The chair was was rough. I'll have a word with right now. I'll go back. My whole spine hurts bad. Oh, man. Rest, bro. Oh, you're going to sleep so good. You're going to meet every unicorn and shake their hands one by one. Can we get this man on his feet to go up and take a huge nap? Can we help him do this real quick? Yeah, let's go help him out. Careful. He's a veteran. Love you, T. Love you, bro. Oh, man. Oh man. Oh man. I don't want to do it. Oh man. Oh my god. Jeez, man. The hall just look good. The sky is gray. The room's gray. The mood's great. Someone needs to do it. Someone needs I can't have the heart to do it. Send someone over to do it. I can do it. Larry. Yeah. Pull the cord. Oh man. [ __ ] Oh man. [ __ ] dude. [Music] Do it. Just do it. Just do it. [Music] Oh my god. That was Oh my god. Jesus, dude. The disconnect sound is going to happen. It's going to suck. It is going to suck. My god, dude. One last horn for tea. Oh my god. Dang. Can't believe this. Jesus, dude. I feel bad, man. Goat. No, he'll be okay. He'll heal up. Oh, there it is. There it is. The second tower, bro. God damn. God damn. Sick. Oh, dude. I feel so weird. Yeah, that was that was rough. Well, what's everyone's gauges at on a scale of 1 to 10? I'm still sad. I'm at I I feel a little bit better, but I'm still weird. What about everybody else? It's just wrong. Six and a half. Seven. Well, I'll come crashing down at some point. It's tough. It always does. I'm going to I'm going to ballpark that by 9:00 I'm going to be like nine. I don't even want to think about that time, bro. 9:00. I'm not going to say 9, Nick. I'm going say seven. Whenever it gets dark, I feel like that's when it's like bingo. 5 in 3 hours. That's crazy. Is criminal. Bro, did you go into the living room? Is it tea? Oh, really? You're going to you're going to do that now, man? Damn, man. That's kind of foul. Remember who had a minute to make us all laugh? I let that [ __ ] slide. You going to let this slide, too? Yeah. That was like watching my friend die in front of me. So, Consider that. I got to go to the bathroom. E, eox e coffee. E, coffee. E, coffee. E, e, coffee, which is funny. Which is funny. E, which is funny. Spelled spelled backwards. Spelled backwards. Wait. Coffee spelled backwards. Is e, which is funny. What time are you guys looking at to like uh stay at? B. Hey, I got orange stuck in between my teeth. I barf launch between my teeth. Isaac, how you feeling? I'm feeling good. Nick, you ready to leave? I'll see you later. Damn, bro. I'm winning this whole thing. I'd let everyone hate me. I'd let everyone pray on my downfall. I'd let everyone lose all their earnings on me. And then the odds get so low that all the money that they bet on me gets so drastically imbalanced and they fall. Dude, Tanner actually looked terrible. I feel so bad for him. He was dying from like every illness at once and I really feel terrible. It looked like everything shrunk. I have no idea what happened. I think the main thing was the helmet. It was on for 4 hours. No, it was 12. Wearing a football helmet is not comfortable like at all. So just everything came together and just Wait, do you think it could have been the McRib? It was all the McRib's fault. Hey Isaac, can you please tell us who the got the AFK? Yeah, seriously. It was Tanner the whole time. That was the effect. Yeah, imagine. No, I'm not saying it yet. What the hell? I want I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say that's my secret. The only way I will tell you is if you're already gone. Who? Me? Bubbly. Me. I'm I'm going to message Caner. When do you go home? Tomorrow. Is it contagious? What's wrong with you? What happened? I would just go to bed if I were you, Grunk. Bro, you're not winning, bro. E coffee. E [ __ ] Luke. My bet. My bet the order of who leaves is going to bear. Larry. Bear. Larry. Yeah. Hey. Hey. Hey. Larry. Drunk. No. You don't think so? Mm-m. You mad, bro? What's Isaac? Isaac, what's your prediction? Isaac. Isaac definely Larry Nick really going to spar off really be losting years. Oh snap mate. Come on Barry got a question. Um I will say that I'm a changed man and um I think that as much as I like to be cutthroat and heartless about the winnings, if anybody would like to pay a little sum to me off, I would definitely pay. How much? What do you want? I would leave this VC right now for 20. Wow, that's not even bad. Here's the thing, right? I'm quite energized. Like, I can go on. So, I do think that me out here out the picture changes the playing field. Anyone's game. It'll be anyone's game. I think Larry should go to bed cuz he's tired. Jobby should go to bed cuz he's cold and tired. Bear should go to bed because he'll give him 20K. I think Gro should go to bed because he needs to wake up tomorrow. I [ __ ] jacked dick. Nick, the only reason you're up is because it's light out. I know. I think it's Everything changes once it's dark. I'm serious. I'm dead ass. Yes. Especially lights out. You're pushing your boundaries and I am proud of you. You're pushing your limits. I'm proud. Watch. You're treading uncharted territories. Moments later. Let's all be raw and honest for a second. Who's [ __ ] tired and wants to go to bed? I mean, I want to go to bed, but like I'm not Be honest for a second. I'm probably tired a little bit. Isaac, I know your hand be raising. No, my hand scrubbing through this footage, son. Boy already editing. Hello [ __ ] boy. And you guys got mega spooked by Crispy. It was so funny. Tanner was like, "There's a guy there." And I was like, "And then you saw the guy there." And it literally made my heart sink. I nearly shot myself. It was crazy. Sorry guys. Yeah. Really untimely pizza bomb that we had here. We were in the midst of talking about like leader leader tell us what to do. Yeah. Leader leader leader leader leader. So, I was laughing my ass off. I had to leave mid bit. It was really unfortunate. I I consulted with my roommate Camden. I consulted with my roommate. I said, "Um, still up. It's been like 30 hours. Do I go till the cows come home or do I sleep tonight for flights tomorrow? What's the play?" He said, "Oh, Jesus. I can't bloody imagine the feeling." And um I could brute force this [ __ ] Stay up all the way through flights and all. And then he said, "Broot force it. Sleep on the plane." I said, "Vibes." Is that how you guys talk all the time? That was like lingo basically. Sick. 2024 lingo. Also, Camden is as American as it can get. He is not an single morsel British. He wishes he was. Ignore that bloody more moments later. Dude, staying up for this long honestly is so [ __ ] for our health. Oh god, we should all go to bed. I'll start with Nick. All right, on three. One, two. Ah, guys. Can you do your best Donald Trump stance? Uh. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Solid. Pretty good. Like you got that bend. Good form. Right. Right. Wait, wait, wait. You got to you got to bring it up. You know, like the Oh, whoa. Wait. What does Biden do? He goes, he moves slow in robotics. There's got it. Smile. Oh, that's it. What about dude? This [ __ ] gift of Jubby on an iPad is going bonuclear, bro. Dude, I love it. Every time I watch, I love it. It's just so good face you made. That was probably the best face you could have made ever. I don't even know. Like, I was like I was like smiling, but I was also screaming at the same time like that. Like, hey buddy. 1 minute 37 seconds later. Bro, my neck hurts. This is so bad for my neck. Holy [ __ ] Oh, dude. It is. It is bad. Nick, you should go to bed and heal your neck. Your neck needs healing. Yeah, it does. Uhoh. Uhoh. You tweeted it out yet or no? Looks like some people are peeking and others are dipping. Knock on wood. Wood. Who's at the door? Knock. Nick, can you get it? Can you get it? Someone's knocking. Nick, what door, bro? Knock knock on the door. Hello. Hello. Hello. I had in my Oh my gosh. I'm just Oh my gosh. I'm wasting his time. Oh, I'm a criminal. Yeah, you got trolled. Oh my gosh. The oldest trick. [ __ ] you. The oldest trick in the book. Hello. Someone mad. They fell for an epic prank troll. All right, Chris's there. Can you go get him? Over troll. I did. What? Sorry. Can you repeat that over? Larry Isaac joke. man. Yeah, that's like old. That's like old old. That's like old old. That's like old old. That's like really old old. Can we cliff this, please? I'm with myself. Hold on. No, that's old old. No, that's old old old old old old bro. Where did I join? That's just a little old hell. You're being a little old. You're being a little old old. That's just a little old old my old old That's old old days. Uh like back in Christmas days, brother. Dude, that's like old old days. Old old dude. That's like old old old skunk. Is that annoying you old, bro? No. Y'all got to let him go. Can we do OG zero build? Cuz I don't know how to build this game. Can someone show their screen? Hi, my name is Ander Dingis. Hi, my name is Ander Dingus. Hi, my name is Dingus. Hi, my name is 17 years old. alert. Uh I mentioned that I just love driving this car to the bathroom to the bathroom. Can you pardon him? Can you just pardon the poor kid? No. I love it. You'reed up. Oh no. Oh my god. He's doing a super zoom. Oh my god. Bear. Who is that? It was just like they rendered my skin. This is my uh my excuse. Oh, they 3D scanned your body. Yeah, they did. Yeah. And they also got my emote. Yeah, I remember when you did that. when you did that. Yeah, this is I do this all the time. Yeah, you probably just noticed doing this. Yeah, I just Yeah, it's uh Yeah. And they added all the spider guys. Spider-Man and Spiderwoman. Where is Spider nonbinary? True. Where Spider? Spider they Spider them. Vader man. No. Vader man. Bang, dude. Bang. All right. Fortnite's making me tired. I don't give a crap. I'm lagging, bro. What? Why? Isaac literally he has his handcuffed to me while I'm playing. Grunk excuses, I hear. Grunk, what do you mean excuses? He literally has his handcuff cuffed to me. Bro, do that. I can't play with the mouse. Yeah. Come eat this. Ow. Wait, Nick, help. I'm trying. I'm trying. It'sing. It's Please kill him. Holy cow. Did you miss that entire mag? What the [ __ ] Got one. Bang. There's three. There's three. There's two coming. There's two coming. Wait. Move. Is it tied to your mouse or the keyboard? They added Fortnite to Fortnite. Oh my god. Yep. [Music] I feel like Isaac's sleeping, bro. I'm not going to lie. No way. Oh my god. What a rat. If he is, that's disgusting behavior. Should I go check real quick? Yeah. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Wait. First of all, Isaac, are you here? Isaac, what are you doing? Food. You're eating food. We're like sleeping. You're eating blue. Ew. Ew. Where the hell is that? I feel weird. [Applause] All right. I'm curious. Where's everyone's heads at, bro? It's like every 20 minutes. Ask it every hour, you stupid thing bat. Oh, man. I'm starting to dissociate. Uh-oh. I feel crazy. I'm starting to feel really weird. He's just chilling on the bean to bag. Oh, he's not there, actually. Hey, you know what I mean? Hey, get it together, man. And and and then my bro goes, "No." Like, "Oh, yeah. I should have thought that he would have not known cuz it's gibberish." Yes. No. Yes. No. No. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. There's hot water outside and tea and it's so What? Yellow cup? Really? What do you mean? Wait, wait. No. Oh, no. I don't know how to tell them. It's Oh, I'm never going to get my American [ __ ] dude. Someone share their screen while I eat. I'll do it. I'm playing this really interesting game. I'll do it. I'm playing this really interesting game. Everyone else. Oh, it's like a stem out board. Oh, hell no. You lucky I'll right now kick you from this. Oh, man. You You can't judge me. You can't judge me. Go to go judging my book by its cover. Is that what that book was called? It was called League of Legends. And I'm judging hard. Okay. Yeah. Go ahead. Judge a book by it. You have the power to stop the sickness now. Too late. Hey Christian, I'll share a prayer. Dear Lord, please watch out for my homeboy Jubby. Dear baby Jesus in a little Captain Lynon under the manger. No, I'm good, bro. God just into the light. Oh Lord. Oh baby Jesus. Oh Lord. Amen. You ever made weird prayers by accident? Like one time I was praying and then like something fell and I was like bruh. And I was like Lord Jesus bro. I was like oh wait that's not my prayer. And then and then it happened. Mhm. You hit send. The Lord's like mad confused now. Bruh. What does that mean? Oh, bear. He put hot water in the red solo cup. Hey, bear. I think it's [ __ ] adorable that you put that in a red solo cup as the best. You're never change. All right, I'll just yell in your room. Why do the pinkies really be flying upon sipping? Do the pinkies be flying up upon sippage? Is that real or not? I think it's a sign of respect. Don't know that. Oh, okay. Fire. It's crazy how humans are just like, you know, pinky raising respect. I love I have no energy for anything. You should just go to sleep then. Good night. You'd like that, wouldn't you? I would. I would love it. I would love it. I would love it. Oh my god, that was an amazing rocket. Holy [ __ ] Oh, that was I wish you actually saw that. That was so sick. Send the memory over. Holy crap. Oh man, dude. In midair, too. I got to play the game, baby. Watch this. Watch this. Oh my. Damn it. In that, bro. That was actually legendary pole. 11 minutes later. Dude, my stomach hurts so bad. This is so bad for my [ __ ] stomach. Two and a half trays of homemade marshmallow brownies. That would probably do it cuz there's two and a half trays of missing marshmallow brownies now. Hey, I had I had like two. Where are the other 14 or 15 go? I don't know. Maybe the cat dragged it in. Oh, the cat dragged in. 82 brownies. Lord bless. Wow. Bless you. So sad. But that photo of Tanner where before and after where he was like throwing the football and that's his 10k baby. That's going to suck. That's 10K baby. Can't not include that. Where go? He's definitely in bed. Oh yeah. Yeah, I think so. Legends never die. Right, Jubby? Legends never die. Why is that a right jubby? Why is that a Why is that a right? He's never done. What are you even freaking talking about right now? I need to make sure I'm not tripping because it's going to be embarrassing if I'm wrong. Hold on. Hey, Nick. I don't even need Google. Is that Legends Never Die song from the League album? Uh, yes. Oh, look at that. Jubby, Legends Never Die, right? I don't even like I have no idea what the [ __ ] you're singing right now. No, it is. It's it's it's it's it's good call. League of Legends. I want to see a Bitcoin commercial with the song Boom. There it is. Oh my god. One of Bear's eyes just fell out of his head. Bear. Me. Put it back. Guys, I don't think I'm doing too good. Are you embarrassed? What's wrong, Bear? One of his eyes fell out. No, that doesn't just happen. It happened. Jubby said so. Things like this don't just happen. Jubby literally said so, dude. I have to [ __ ] so hard, but like if I am like 31 New rule, no bathroom breaks, I know. No bathroom breaks. That's [ __ ] I'd quit. I'm not doing that. You'd quit. Okay, [ __ ] You know that one. Wait, I haven't done this in a while, right? Is there rules at a certain point during Blackout where there's no going on games? Yeah. Yeah. Once we uh we reach that Phoebe Bridge. [ __ ] Say Phoebe Bridge. I'm sorry. Did you say Phoebe Bridge? Yeah. Who are you pandering to? Only just me. She like accidentally said her name one time and I was like who the hell is that? But now it's like stuck with me. Who's Phoebe Bridges? We'll cross that Phoebe when we get She's important to many people. What's she do? Music. She's like the one who writes really deep and impactful lyrics and good music. Give me one and good music and really deep and impactful and really good. An example of Phoebe Bridge song. Uh I am Phoebe Brides and I make music. La I am Phoebe Brides. I made it out of [Laughter] I am Phoebe Bridges. I made this one for you. Impactful lyrics. I resonate with the way that I got for you. Wait, what? What's a a British radio station's like intermission between a song? Cuz we have our fair share here and they're great. You're listening to FM. You are watching BBC Radio. Oh, BBC Radio. Yeah. So, that's pretty much on par with ours. We're a little bit more dramatic, though. Get [ __ ] insane. Somebody now. They're not like us. They not like us. They are not like us. Radio. We listen to the What the [ __ ] [ __ ] fork. Am I listening to it? Just kidding. Keep it on because we're coming at you with more Kendrick Lamar. How long has Nick been gone? Uh, about 12 hours. He's out. What the [ __ ] Through everyone's spines and in the camera, you can see a small creature. It's a little goblin. Why does he sound like he's like at his last breath all the time? Small little goblin ran across the room. I'm going to put a goblin in your room, Larry. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to put a bobble. I'm going to put a bobble. I don't believe in him. You're watching Living Proof, bro. Nick just has like a disgusted look on his face right now. My stomach My stomach hurts really bad. Oh, I'm sorry. You should lay down in bed. No, I just Look at Look at all of our faces. Like, we look rough, guys. We look great. Watch a handsome. If my stomach keeps on acting up, bro, I literally don't want to have to keep on walking away from No, wait. We should walk to bed. We should walk to bed. Wait, have you tried uh drinking Sprite and eating a banana? That fixes it. Hell no. Hell no. Don't listen. Black market. We have to do it. Have you tried drinking a Coca-Cola and then having some menos? Some men. Menos. Menos. Sometimes on your big dupy over. Oh, your big dupy. Well, it's a little green. Oh, hell no. You ought to pinch it off and call it a day over. I'm just kidding. Over. I'm kidding. Over. Please. No. What the was that? Oh, it's [ __ ] the poop. Got a poop. Looks like he's about to poop out of his mouth or something. Dude, what is that disgusting face you just made? That was actually terrible. Kevin Gage, top left. Dang, bro. I need to listen to my own music. I can't do this no more. My going to love this one. Oh my diamond sh [Music] Oh my diamond shine cuz they really diamond all you Oh my diamond sh Look at my daughter going to love this one. My daughter going to love this one. My daughter going to love this. Oh my diamond. Hey Nick, want to play the game called who can close their eyes the longest? I'll go first. You go now. I'm actually I don't think my eyes can close. Want to play game? Let's play a game. Let's go down a line on a scale from 1 to 10 and talk about how tired we are. That's my game. Bear, you're first. I hate you. Wow. Seven. Seven. Seven. I'm stagnant. I haven't changed in like hours. On God. What? What? I'll take it, Larry. I'm in my low right now. If y'all y'all want to strike the heart, do it right now. All right. Willie Chan, bro, give it to me straight. I'm like a five or six. You're like a two or a one. Shut up, boy. You've been two or one since 8:00 a.m. What I got to do for you to grow out your beard. For me to grow out my beard, everyone's got to leave right now. What the hell? Is that serious? Dude, don't look like Tanner. Yeah, what's wrong with that though? People are not going to be able to like distinctly tell us apart. There's nothing wrong with living. I'm trying to be looking like Tanner and living like Larry. I stand by that [ __ ] Write that. Someone write my scriptures. All right, Bear. I think I get it now. These scones have superpowers. I am carved the up. I could do I could run a mile. That's [ __ ] You know what? We should we had more rules that are really hard and mean. What? I don't know. We can't touch the floor or something. Oh, blindfold for an hour. Blindfold. Hey, stop. That's literally a extreme dare I have. Well, I hope someone gets it because we don't even do dares anymore, it seems. So, okay, their time. Time for snares. How about this? How about we just say the mediums? Let's bring out the hearts. How about that then? Okay. What if it's eat a leech? Would you do it? Yes, I would. Okay. Idea. Idea. How about this? First, we need to do that whole stick. Where are we going? Omegle and make you talk to people you don't know. I forgot. I forgot too. Isaac. Isaac. I'm raising my hand. Can I go pee? Bubby. Yes, you can. You raise your hand. Is there an anonymous one? Cuz it's just ridiculous. [Music] Yo, Crazy Russian hacker. What? Crazy Russian hacker showing that chest hair. Big manly guy. That's who you remind me of. He's from Manchester. What's up, guy? What's going on, Pingos? Pingos. Pingos. You know where this is? What's going on, Pingos? Can I guess? Yeah. Never mind. I don't want to guess. Okay. It goes a little something like this. Snooping as usual. I see. It's from Sonic. A little longer than a few minutes later. You could have like a really attractive sister. You know, these your people, dude, cuz like he does not he's from you know this guy. Why is it so normalized over there? A good idea. What was happening? Oh, what strain is that? Terry Bry. Terry Berry. Terry Berry. I ride a fairy t to to my friend Perry. I'm soon to marry. I met the love of my life. I call her my wife. Yo, what's good? You ever noticed there's no ladies on this app? What's up with that? Oh [ __ ] Here we go. Oh, [ __ ] Yeah. Oh my god. There's two [Music] Let's go. No, I'm on here on my leisure. Yeah, you are. Right. Right. Yeah. Wait, are they in jail? Prison twist. Give me home. Give me home. Give me home. What are you playing? Why are you even on here? Why are you even on here? Climb behind me. Your ass. your ass, dude. Obviously. Okay, yeah, you're reported. You're reported. You're reported. 22 from Miami Beach, United States. What's it like down in Miami? Uh, it's hot. It's cool. Is it hot? If you know what I'm saying, what is it hot? Uh, are you a streamer or something? No. You're doing YouTube videos? No. I actually just got done filming this video for uh Microsoft because they wanted me to showcase a new product. It's like the Apple Surface 3. Apple. Apple. Oh, damn. Yeah. So, it's going to be hitting stores in probably I think they said mid 2027. He bought it. And it's actually crazy. Like it has some technology where like go grab some [ __ ] So, you know, like the current uh facial recognition technology. Mhm. Oh, he faded. Now it's like so high-tech that like it can zoom in and like can it can look at any part of your body and just recognize that it's you cuz of how your skin cells are like shaped and [ __ ] It's crazy. Oh [ __ ] Yeah, it's huge. And it also he's got like he's got like people spread the word VR stuff, you know? You know VR AR stuff. Yeah, like virtual reality also augmented reality, you know. Yeah. So it comes with this pair of glasses. I'm actually wearing them right now. And um how they work is like to everyone else it just looks like normal glasses. But you see how there's like blue light here like in my glasses. That's like that's what I'm seeing. Like that's the screen and I can like poke and prod and you know just drag and Oh my god. Can you put the the glasses on the camera? Oh the camera. I don't know if it'll work cuz it's like it remember it's like with retina [ __ ] like I don't think you'll see anything but yeah you can see a little bit. It's It's like I don't know. The blue light is what it is, but once you once it's on, like you're in. It's like a monkey. And um so this Apple Surface Pro 3. Yeah. Hitting stores 2027. Jesus. Yeah. You just got some insider info, so don't leak it, please. I'll get in big trouble. I'm not going to leak it, bro. I'm a good He telling everyone about you, too, my guy. Oh, that was good. Are you duos in this? Yeah, let's run duos. All right, bet. It's the wrong way. What the [ __ ] Hey, let's eat some tongue. Let's see some tongue. Like, what what is the purpose of doing this? Let's do a different person. This is just Hold on, Grunk. I have to reset my [ __ ] Oh, I wonder what's on the other side of these fingers. What you got? A penis. A makes sense. Um, you box. No, they ceiling. That was you a girl. What? You a girl? What makes you say that? Just saying. No. What am I? [ __ ] Damn. You need to cut it out with that. My friend here, he's very sensitive. Okay, chill. Milan, I've been there. Really? When? Uh, 2022. I walked in the cross mall thing. The big that one. I've never been. Flew it. Come on. Come on. Bro, what's up? I'm from Colombia. You are bilingual. Oh my Hello. Hello. Hello. What's up? Right. I practicing English. Me too. You practicing English? Oh yeah. Practical Espanol. Oh my god. Bro, where are you from? happening right now. I'm from Nevada. I'm from New York. Oh, New York City. That's amazing, bro. You are What is the name of the J Statue of Liberty? Oh, the Statue of Liberty. Bro, I have a question. Yeah. What is that guy doing? I I don't know how to say the Where is the big apple? Ringo is offensive to you. Is it offensive? Is offensive to me? Yeah. No, I'm chill. I'm a chill guy overall. So, you can call me whatever. I don't care. What do you think about What do you think about Columbia? I have a good impression of Colombia. But she did talk about people huffing paint in the street. People what? Huffing paint in the street. Yeah. Oh, yes. Yeah. Oh, it's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think of the the states? I think that I don't know, man. I think that you are Dude, I think that used to sit down. You feel like the best country in the world. That's not cool. Yeah. Yeah. We're kind of we're kind of too overhyped. Oh, New York's cool. Yeah, New York's pretty cool. You ever been I listen that New York is getting in a very very poor situation, isn't it? Uh what do you think about the re-election of Donald Trump? Wow. Uh what the farts? Farts everywhere. They're coming. Aliens, UFOs, Bitcoin, Dogecoin. Yeah. Elon Musk. Hyperdrive technology. Well, guys, that's everything. Thanks. That's all. Thanks. Y'all lost him. You didn't say you hated him, so they were like, "Cook off." Dude, that's a well educated man. Yo. Yes. Hey, Draco. [Music] Show balls. You want me to show my nuts? Show balls. [Laughter] Milan Italy. Two idiot in my screen. What the [ __ ] One idiot in my three. One big idiot. My three [Music] idiot. Yeah. Three. Yeah, he is. I'm a gamer. Are you really professional? Okay. Okay. But what game? Uh mobile. Okay. I'm thinking Call of Duty online. I'm thinking PUBG Mobile. I'm thinking Yeah. Oh, PUBG. Wow. B. Yeah. Bubba. I'm a I'm a pro gamer, too, by the way. PC games, right? Yeah, I do PC. No, you you guys are live right now. I'm not live. No, every streamer told us, "No, I'm not live." No, I'm not live. We just have people. We have people. I'm not I'm not live. Yo, thank you for the sub. I'm not live. And you blew it. What's the trailer? Okay. Uh, you want to go to my YouTube? Yeah, right now. Lwig. Lwig. L U D W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W I G. Yeah, L U W I G. Oh, he's going to G. Nuhuh. where it should be the first one pops up. L U Dwig. Look, I can do the profile picture. Actually, no, it's his face. He does the face. Okay, don't worry. I got you. Okay, guys. Nice to meet you, too. Take care, brother. And and we are three stupid once again. Stupid idiots. That was awesome. And it's sweet. We're all stupid. All right, we're approaching a witching hour, gentlemen. Yo, can we do an elimination round, Isaac? Where we just do challenge market challenge? Give us the challenging market. If a person fails, they're [ __ ] out. Or if they refuse, they're done. Or refuse, they're done. Yeah. What about a chicken out or no? No chicken out. That no chicken out, bro. This is it. You're only say that cuz you don't have a chicken out. But I get it. Like I'm still down for this. Final stretch. Man, I may just be the humble host, but if y'all want to up the ante, we can up the ante early, please. I don't know what you expect us to do. I think we can all sit here for many hours on end. Let's just get the content rolling, bro. All right, let me see what I got. Ever since Tanner died, I kind of felt really bad, dude. Everything went gray after Tanner died. It was such a gray like that was actually like the North Star falling out of the sky. It was weird. When Tanner folded and went to bed, it was like the day the music died. No more no more wheels to see who goes. More like just wheels. Big old dares. Or do you want me to just pull out the [ __ ] evil? I'll just pull out the evil. Do me dirty, bro. Let's just do the Who can hold the breath the longest? Well, I mean, oh, Grunk's already started. All right, I'm pulling out the evils. How evil are they? Like, what do you mean? It's not that bad. It's really It's really not that bad. I taser myself. Like, what? Like, what? Shave my bald scalp. No, one of them will 100% get somebody eliminated because it's a one v one. One of them is a Oh, I know what that one's going to be. You know, I just have to say something. I enjoyed all this time with you guys. Yeah, man. G Willy, it was really a lot of fun and I I love you guys so much. A bear. Guess what, Bear? You're going back home to Britain without a win, buddy. You're evil. And what what makes you think that you're going to win? cuz you do realize that you're subjecting yourself to me. Bro, that's biased. That's not fair. I don't like a bias. If we do do that one v one, I ain't holding back, man. I think I think you're going to go. Bad boys. Bad boys. What you going to do? I have two one v ones. All right, let's do this. Isaac, how are we doing this? It's a good question. I'm really not sure. Spin. Spin the thingy. Just spin it. Yeah. All right, we can just spin ATP. Just spin it. I do have to call. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's do have to call my dad. What do I even say to him? Hey, I'm forcing all these guys to do evil dares. Yeah. Say, "Hey, Dad. Half the squad is out. If by half the squad, I mean two." Literally just Tanner. Just Tanner. Does this not happen like every year one person is gone and then everyone else is still [ __ ] here? Yeah. We could run with dares right now. My dad a text. We'll see what he says in a minute. But for now, it's spent for these boys. All right. I have exactly five dares and I have exactly five people left. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. There's a lot on the line here. Like what? 100,000. 1 2 3 4 5. This is crazy. This is a lot, man. Oh. Oh, yeah. This is life-changing money. Yeah. I can't get home if I don't get it. I have to pay for my bank on He only got a oneway here. I said, "All right. In order to go home, you have to win." Like, "Okay, banking on this mama. The final the finale, the the the end of the saga. What you're about to witness has never happened in the history of Last to Leave VC. a brutal display of competitiveness and the desire to switch it all up for the last harrah of this series final episode. The black market dares Larry and I had come up with were never meant to eliminate. The most damage someone could suffer from were strikes. Never elimination. So now with zero chicken outs and one singular life left, please keep that information in mind and enjoy the absolute buffoonery that's about to occur. All with 100,000 on the line. Who going first? I think I'm going to be sick. Nick. Yes. Nice. Yes. What' you get, bro? Give me thating two, baby. Give me that. A one. That's a one. Well, your number one just so happens to be the only one, you know, which is a little unfortunate, but it is what it is. Um, so you and whoever I spin next are going to have a face off Nerf battle. And if you are hit even once after I say go, one shot, you're gone. Holy cow. I'm dead ass. Cuz you guys sat there. You said, "Oh, man. I want to I want to Yeah, I want I want these to be all or nothing. This is all nothing." Nick, you're one of those two people. Okay. And we can find out who the second person is going to be. Just can't be jubby. You got to remove it. It can't be bubbly. It cannot be bubbly. I'll just remove it from that bubbly. Don't worry. I'll be back. So, between Larry, Bear, and Grunk, who has uh shot a Nerf gun before? Very well. Shot one, but not very well. Me. Okay. Bear, do you even know what a Nerf gun is? I've never had one ever. No. All right, we are in for a treat. Let's hope and pray it's not Bear. I would feel bad. Oh. Oh, man. Larry, I'm nervous. I'm nervous. Sorry, Larry. Dude, he's like, can't I can't do this. My god. I have like a soft spot for him. Yeah. What the [ __ ] This is harsh, dude. I have a soft spot for everyone, but Larry is like the softest. Well, you have a soft spot for him as if he might not whoop your ass. Well, he just reminds me of cat pussing boots with his big eyes. Rev up those friars. No, wait. What are the rules again? Explain to me, boss. So, basically, you're just going to get a Nerf gun. We could theoretically play one in the chamber, which would be really evil. That'd be fun, I think. Cuz then they can go and pick up their bullets and put them back in. [ __ ] We do one in the chamber. One in the chamber. Mhm. Yeah. All right. We could do one in the chamber. Okay. And if we both miss, we use real knives. What? Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Real knives. Wait, Larry. Ah, yeah. Can you Actually, you know what? Never mind. I'll be down here in a sec. Hold on. The guns are on my side. I'm sleepy. I've only seen Nick shoot a gun before. So, but Nerf guns are so different. I feel like Yeah, true. The velocity is so dim. Great big pressure inside my body. Hey, I just can't shoot. You're going to be cycling through it all, bro. Oh, hey, baby. Where do we start? There we go. I think you guys do the old classic back and then go. Okay. Like five or six paces. Turn around and do whatever you want. This is evil. This is sad. This is really like tense. This is tense. This is really sad. This is for 100,000 elimination. No, it's not a one v one. Like this isn't like I'm on this is 100,000 on the line, you know. Mhm. So, does that mean like the winners of whatever these challenges are are going to have to stay here to get? Yes. If I win this, I have to still wait. Yeah. Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] A [ __ ] [ __ ] Sorry. [Music] All right. No face shots. Okay. Dick shots are permittable by accident, not by hand. Whatever happens. Who cares? Who cares? I'll slide you some money. Who cares about the money? No. We care about winning. That's the DC. That's what we care about. Remember, this is one of the chamber, which means you're whatever ball you have, you have. Choose some fire and turn around. It's gone. So once I get all the way to the end, we go. Yes. Once I say 3 2 1 go. We walk five. Yes. 1 2 3 4 5. After your fifth step, you're tearing. Okay. Yeah. If you want to be aggressive, turn and shoot immediately. Go ahead. Play patient. It doesn't matter. Ready, set, go. One. Two, three, four, five. Oh my god. Did I get you? Yeah. Did I get you? No. Oh, then I lost. Oh. Oh my god. A Larry. [Music] Oh man. What you didn't know though is that that was after pretty anticlimactic. TDH. Yeah. I mean it was one of the chamber Nerf gun battle. Yeah. True. Will you roll? Welcome to my Did I go to bed? He's more excited to go to bed than the [ __ ] Oh, man. was a pleasure, brother. Good luck. I catch you around. Sleep well, bro. Thank you. Good night, bro. See you later. Come on, bro. Good night. See you later. How y'all? Sleep well, brother. You deserve it. Good night. Bye, Larry. Good luck, gentlemen. Bye, Larry. My last be the last last so high. Good night, dude. Captain out. GN, bro. I don't think I got hit. Pretty sure he shot up there. Where' the bull go? Pretty sure he hit the curtains. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I definitely hit him. Yeah, I watched it hit him. Yeah, unfortunate, but this the name of the game. All right, bro. This is cutthroat, man. It is cutthroat. This is freaking This is evil. Oh, he's dead. Oh man, this is Larry signing off for the last time. Hope there's a snowtorm. It's really cold. It's all my life. [Music] He's gone. I hate that song. I hate that song. Man, I feel weird all on the inside. I don't like it. Yeah, I don't like it. All the bad parts of life are all like here, dude. I like falling asleep first. I'm not going to lie, cuz I don't have to go through any of this [ __ ] I just deal with feeling like an idiot for like 5 hours. You guys go through this every time. It's really This is bringing back memories, man. Yeah, you do feel like a [ __ ] It's like bringing back a lot of Bro, I just totally elimined him. You did? Yeah. He was kind of a bot, but Yeah. You kind of sucked. Isaac, you ready? Yeah, which is funny. Dude, he's mad, bro. Not happy. Are you okay? Poor guy. What happened? I think he's quite sad to see it end. Kind of a fire ass tradition. Yeah. All right. You good? You okay? Yeah, I'm chill. Fine. You mad, bro? I'm I'm really tired. I'm also trying to figure out how the is it going to make sense in the grand scheme of everything cuz I've never done this before. Um like ever. So, I really have no idea how this is going to be received, but we'll see what happens. Um, all right. Well, was this like a gauntlet we're doing? What is this? Yeah, I guess so. Pretty much. I think at the end of the day, we're just all so tired that staying up even longer versus just getting everything out of the way with like challenges is better. I mean, that makes sense to me. All right, Nerf Battle 1 v one has been eliminated off the list as well as Larry. May he rest. That being said, put Jubby back in here just in case. What happens if like say it's another 1 v one kind of situation? Mhm. Is Nick like exempt or is he just I'm okay with being dragged back in. I think we should do it in a way where cuz I have one more 1v one that can be chosen from which means one more person's going to bite the dust which means that someone else is going to be in next position which is would be perfect. Let's do these three for now and see what happens. Let's do these three. Oh no. Is it me? Is it me? Is it me? Is it me? It's me. It's my stomach is hurting. Grumpy, too. No, I just feel blank. Blank. Yeah, blank. It's like war. Completely blank. It's just war. What? Um, so some of these dares uh don't really have a uh like 100% elimination guarantee. Regardless of that, you still have to do it. Mhm. You landed on blindfold yourself for 30 minutes. Okay. Which is going to be interesting because I don't know if you have a blindfold. I mean, I have [ __ ] around me that I can use for 30 minutes. I don't even want to be here for 30 more minutes, man. All right, then. Okay. Do you want to do a 100% someone is going to get eliminated guarantee thing? Yeah. Yeah, let's just do that. Okay. Who has won a lastly VC in this group? We've split it. But that's every time. Yeah. He won year one and two by splitting. I won year one by splitting. That was it. And so did I, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I was the only one who didn't split. Yeah, you were the only one that freaking went to bed. Your one. So Bear has won twice. Has Larry won before. Larry split with us. He has not won. Technically like none of us have really won a singular one. The only one that's been closest out of the four of us to a win has been bear. Yeah, that sounds about right according to my calculations. There's a few things we can do for this 1 v one thing. The option I do have wasn't really supposed to be for a situation this extreme with this high of stakes. So it's going to sound like a joke. I'm open for suggestions. Literally a [ __ ] staring contest. Whoa. Staring contest. Holy cow. It's real. Honestly, it's real. Staring contest. I'm rocking with staring contest. This was awesome. I will literally have it as whoever loses will receive a strike. Not whoever loses will be [ __ ] eliminated. Yeah. So, I mean, if y'all want to up this is an intense staring contest. Yeah. Y'all want to up the ante up to that high of stakes for aing staring contest? Very well. Is that something you guys are down for? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, sure. Do you want to throw me back in the mix, Isaac? I feel like it's only fair. Well, I was thinking we could just do all four of us and then whoever blinks first is out. Wa! Oh, but how how do you keep track of that? Yeah. How would you track? I could keep track of Isaac is literally just going to sit there and watch us. Oh, so we just stare like directly at the camera? Yeah. Oh, holy [ __ ] Okay. Um Oh my god. If you guys don't like that, that's fine. It's just that's what I was thinking. Oh my god. Okay, my heart's beating really bad. A [ __ ] staring contest. Okay. Um All right. I'm not going to start a count or anything. I'm I'm going to try my best to keep my eyes on you. The camera is Take off my glasses. Dude, this is so hard when you've been staring at a monitor for over 30 hours. Yes, it is. Oh my god, that makes it so much worse. Oh. All right, dude. I might [ __ ] lose. I'm not going to I'm going to be so lame if I lose this way. I'm going to go upstairs and sleep with Larry. Oh, I'm so nervous, actually. Holy cow. How do I even tweet about this? What do I say? You look like the embodiment of Crazy Eight, right? There's been a gradual decline for the past like 3, four years. This is different. I'm about to tweet out like four remain and then in about This is just more intense. I feel like it's just more intense than waiting to sleep. Yeah, it's more real, too. Dude, I can't believe this is all down to a staring contest for some of us. Yeah, this is You guys ready? I'm shaking. I'm literally shaking. This is stupid as [ __ ] I've ever done, bro. So, whoever blinks first is out and then the challenge is done. Yes. Okay. Oh [ __ ] When I say go, you guys can open your eyes. Are you ready? Oh [ __ ] Okay. Mhm. All right. On your marks. [ __ ] Get set. Go. Ouch. They burn. Ow, they burn. Ow, they burn. Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. You are [ __ ] kidding. Thank god. Thank god. Are you kidding? Ready? That had to be a milliseconds away from mine. Christmas. Oh my god, man. Oh my god. Oh my god. No. Ain't no way. That's crazy. No way, bro. lost. I'm stunned. Oh my god. That was Oh my god. Oh my god. It wasn't Look, I can't keep this left eye open. I literally can't do it. This is I'm not making it up. Are you serious? I swear it keep Watch. You put yourself into the position to do this. You opted yourself back into this. You were free. Why? Okay, I can last long. I should have just opened my eyes like wider. It's usually what you're supposed to do in a staring contest. I've never had a staring contest. Well, not a not one with too much pressure. Bro, I would have never thrown for a staring contest, bro. I took that duel so serious, bro. You took that duel serious. You took every single second leading up to that staring contest serious. Dude, I'm baffled. I'm actually speechless. Oh my god. My dad's going to love it. Oh, he's going to love it. Stupid, bro. Oh my god. Oh, how do I even explain this to him? I'm actually just going to call my dad. I'm going to come down. I'm going to go down there. I'm going to just hand the phone to Nick because I need him to explain himself here. Okay. Every single year. I can't do it. Every single year. Every single year. Yeah. Grunk's keeping his eyes open. It's every single year. It's actually every single year. So bad. Oh my god. Barry and I were locked in, man. Me and Joy been at this, dude. I literally I had to have blinked like a second or two after you, Nick, cuz like that [ __ ] was burning my retinas. Yeah, it was burning, right? Mhm. It was burning me, too. The light is right here, too. Maybe I should have turned that off. Yeah, that might have had an impact on you. Isaac wants me to call his death. I'm like shaking, bro. I have the anxiety shakes. Yeah, I am literally shaking uncontrollably right now. Full body. It's been happening for like half an hour now. That's why I want this to be done, cuz I need to go shower and get in bed. This needs to stop. I'm just going to have to leave him. Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. Hey, Dad. Uh, this is your other son, Nick. Uh, having a great time over here in Austin. I, uh, bear many newses, some of which are not the goodest of newses. I lost lastly VC. I'm just going to be honest. Uh, in a staring contest, and he laughed. And he laughed. Like 2 seconds in, I really wasn't. Come on, dude. Really? Grow up. Anyway, that's your other son. Your your less favorite son laughing. Grunk agrees. It hurts our eyeballs. On God, it does. Uh, that's all I have to say. Um, I'm sorry I'm a failure. I uh hope that you still accept me for Christmas. I'll see I'll see you soon. Love you, Dad. Eat [ __ ] dude. I think this is a [ __ ] joke. Did you go back to the footage and look and see if Grunk blinked? I did blink. I did. Like I think it was after you got up from your chair. You were over here by the time he was blinking. Nick, let's go again right now. Okay. Ready? 3 2 1 go. Someone watch. Someone check for us. Dude, I literally dude I can't do it. Like I'm fine and then all of a sudden like like all the moisture is gone in an instant. It must be it have something to do with McRib. Like how it's that and staring at monitors. Oh man, dude. You look like a mad scientist. You look like a perfect job. You look interested. You look sleepy. Doesn't look like an evil scientist. Well, I have no more one v ones. So, keep me out of it and put them two together with those. And then whoever is left after that, I guess. What if you did like an Uno one v one on Roblox? Just leave it up to Roblox Uno. Just the three of us. Whoever wins takes it all. Oh my god. On Roblox Uno. On Roblox Uno for $100,000. Y'all just want to leave, bro. It's a suggestion. We can't. We can if you want to. We don't go. Why don't we split? Yeah. Get money. Right after Nick gets out. Yeah. Let's just split it, guys. Let's just split. Okay. Lucious to a star contest. Everyone's Oh my god. I Yeah, we can't do that. We're joking. Need to do a triple somersault cartwheel into this guy. Moon, that's big. I'm actually so stressed and anxious right now. This is crazy. Four. This says you have to balance three random objects on top of your head for 30 seconds. Failure to balance will result in elimination. But the thing is, how do we choose those three? But it can't be like I need lightweight objects. Isaac, you're the moderator. And it says, yeah, it for me cuz this is from the original board of dares. It said of contestants choosing, you know, within reason. But this is again higher stakes, so I don't really know. What about the three Marios? The three Marios. He's got to do that on his head. Two fingers. I'm pretty sure those would stack. Two fingers. Two fingers. They're not going to stay. Two fingers. They're not going to stay on his head. Why don't we go back into the living room again? Yeah. Can you guys help me choose? Yeah. All right. Make sure make sure cam camera robot go can see. You need like you need a good base. That's what's important. I feel like the box would be a great base. I don't know. Oh man. A shoe. A shoe right there. There's your shoes. It's three objects. I have like a a dent in your head. Not look. Okay. you. Huh? I'm the crazy bystander who gives crazy ideas. Okay. Are you ready? Yeah. Three, two, wait, wait. Start from when I move my hands, I think. On the wobble board. 30 seconds on the clock. So, so far so good. 15 in. Enter zen. You're zen. 20 in. You're zenyatta. Here is my form of harmony. 25. My harmony. Four. Three, two, one. Done. Good job. Well, we're gonna be here all night. It's time to dip. Oh my god. And I was getting, you know, the shakes I was thinking about. I was shaking. Whatever the last two are. I really want it to be like a RNG based thing. Like what? Flip a coin. That's too late. I feel like the last one. Like I That's why I think the Roblox game would be kind of cuz I'd be like, imagine like no. Yeah. Roblox would be silly. Don't ever join. No less to leave VC with Isaac. Why? Why, bro? It'll get you all [ __ ] up. I'm nervous, bro. If it lands on what I think it's going to land, I'm going to geek. Really? Yeah. There's one in there. I really want it to be a three-way Roblox Uno 1 v one. I'm going to see myself out and go home. I'm going to go to bed. Are you okay to go home? Yes. I'm not driving. I'm going to come back and get my car tomorrow. Oh, good idea. Uber. Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure. On God, it has been in the grand lastly VC with you. I hope you guys win. Well, one of you wins and hope one of you gets $100,000 and give me some. Got you, bro. You know our deal. All right, I will see you guys later, Isaac. Thank you. Pleasure. Victory. Oh. Oh, he's gone. What the hell? What the freaking No, we haven't ever done this ever. I'm not prepared. I was not prepared to do this. I apologize. No, we all like started dying really fast. Yeah, we could sit here and forever and ever. Mhm. I feel like we're all older and we don't want to do that anymore. Damn, that was Damn, man. That's real. That's like almost too real. I know. This [ __ ] like I was getting emotional earlier back when we were doing this for like literally for fun. Yeah, this year too I was like 18. This has been you know this has been fun. Don't get me wrong, but you know, times a change, my man. Document of our I also just think it's like we've been doing it for so long now that we're just like Yeah, we know how it'll go if we keep going. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's true. Um, well, with that being said, Bear, you're good. Jubby, you're good. I'm nervous, bro. This is a one in two chance of My aching heart can't take this, bro. What I think it is. I mean, Barry was pretty bad to be honest. I'm surprised you did it. Oh, this is nerve-wracking. Okay, you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Ready as I'll ever be. Ready as I'll ever be. No [ __ ] way. Good or bad? Give me Give me it straight, Doc. Oh, it's good. It's good. It's good. Things really do come full circle, man. Wait, don't tell me. No way. It's exactly what you're thinking. Oh my god. I have trauma with this, bro. You have a minute and a half. Go. Red solo cups. Go. Gone. Where are the red solo cups? Right above the Okay, you'll find it. How many pieces? 42. Yep, you know the drill. Let me grab it first and come back. Okay. Go outside in your backyard and pick 42 blades of grass. Go outside in our backyard and pick 42. [Laughter] We were up. We wereed up the last time. You got like 40 like one. It was like 41 and a half or 43. Like you tried to count a smaller one as less and a smaller one as more. Will this work? I couldn't find the red solo cup. Yeah. No, that'll that'll work. Yeah. And I need 42. Yeah. I'm going to give you a minute and a half. A minute and a half. I don't I don't know if that's enough time. Well, how fast can you count to 42? It was 5 minutes last time. Nuh-uh. Minute and a half seems too late. 2 minutes. 42. 2 minutes. 42. All right. Yep. You ready? Yep. Set. Go. All right. So, how are you guys? Um, you know, I'm shaking uncontrollably because I'm covered in like sweat and I'm cold and I'm anxious. Awesome. Awesome. But other than that, I'm having a great time. Awesome. Yeah. Where are you right now? I'm in uh uh a spare room in Isaac's house. Yeah. Do you live there? That was like his unbinding ritual. It's been sealed away for years now. He melted like a wicked witch. Dude, I can't even remember like any of the stuff that happened. Yeah, me neither. That's my favorite part about Last Leave VC. That way when I go edit it, it's like a a new gift. Brook has 15 seconds to get his little white ass back in here. How much time? How much time I got? Did I break it? No. Okay, good. Let's count this grass. Dude, this sucks. How many blazes did you get? I don't know. Hopefully 42, but I thought that last time. Number one. One. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12. Yeah, those are connected. 12 13 13 14 14 14 Oh. Oh. 15 Oh, 15. Oh. 15 16 16 17 17 17 18 18 18 19 19 19 19 20 20 20 21 21 21 22 22 23 23 24 24 25 21 26 21 27 21 28 What's 9 + 10? 29. Wow. Really? 30 31 What's 12 + 20? 32 smart. 34 35 36 37 38 39 Oh my god. 40 41 42 Dump that cup out. What's in there? Oh, those are not blades of grass. That's like a bug in a piece of dirt. I'm serious. Holy [ __ ] Oh my god. Oh my god. You two blades of grass, guys. That is so much harder than you even know. Like, I'm so serious. No, it definitely is. All right, Joey, go do it. Knock that [ __ ] off. Guys, that was so stressful. My poor boy heart can't take that. My poor boy heart. Okay. Well, um, it's Uno time. Are we doing Roblox Uno one v one v one? I don't see why not. I mean, what else are we going to do to figure this out? Roblox finale really that bad? I think it would be entertaining. I want RNG. I don't want skill-based. Thank you much for that. That was 3 years of drama wrapped in one. What? The grass picking, bro. Yeah. All right. Well, uh, what a way to end. Completely RNG based. I love Roblox. Uno on Roblox. Very strange, but we've never done. This has never happened. I feel like this game is going to be over very, very quickly. And this is like whoever wins wins it all. Correct. Yeah. Yes. I would make it as crazy as possible. This is some crazies. My legs are shaking. I've never been more scared in my life. All right, we ready? This is for $100,000. Holy crap. For $100,000 berries. 100,000 drawers. Ridiculous. Holy cow. Holy cow. I got to put this under the scope that like this is just a normal game and there's no stakes behind it at all. What just happened? Guess I drew two cards. Oh, that was kind of [ __ ] up. Oh, you're going to say that was kind of [ __ ] up. Then do that to a guy like me. Okay. Crazy. Please don't have another. Please, I beg. Nice. Oh my gosh. That's not good. What the heck? Oh, damn. Oh my god. Pull back. Pull back. Got four cards left. Oh, you guys suck. Oh, here we go. I'm sorry, Bear. I'm so sorry. Okay. Oh, you feel good? No. We should have just done this, bro. Oh. Oh, man. Dude, it just keeps getting worse. Oh my god. I'm so sorry. Oh my goodness. Oh wow, brother. I missed. Can I win? That's That's my mindset, too. Ah, [ __ ] Oh. Oh. Oh, wow. Do you have a uh Do you have a reverse? Oh, dear. Bear. No, I don't. [Music] Oh, my heart. Oh my god. Okay, he doesn't have Dude, that sucked. Um Oh my god. This is This is This is We're back. I'm back in it. I'm back in it. I'm back in it, dude. Dude, I'm like holding my breath. I'm not even playing. Me, too. My heart I'm going to have a heart attack, dude. I'm back in it. Going to have a damn heart attack, bro. Oh no. Oh no. Oh my god. Are you serious? Oh my god. Buckle derp, bro. Oh my god. Derp. Uh uh. Uh uh. Uh. I'm sorry. It's okay. Okay. Uh. Oh my god. [ __ ] Damn. I remember back. Well, back again. Ow, dude. Wow. Okay, dude. I have a long way to go. My boy heart. Okay. Oh, how does he always get these shits, bro? I don't know. I should probably read what these cards do. Oh. Oh, I didn't play. You kidding me? [ __ ] Oh, wow. Oh, man. Well, I'm cooked now. Oh, wow. Oh, well that's that sucks. Oh wow. Can this game end? Yeah, seriously. This is too much. Really? Oh my god. Derp, bro. Really? Wow. How did you guys do that? Um, strategic. Okay. Wow. Wow. Wow. We got to draw again. Oh my god, dude. This is so up. Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Just kidding. Oh my god. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Wow. Wow. Okay. Really? My heart is being so fast. It's out of my chest basically. Chubby. Oh, rats. Oh, rats. Why did you Oh, rats. Why did you reverse it, Bear? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm going to pass out. I'm going to pass the [ __ ] out. Yeah. [Music] No way. [Laughter] Okay. Oh my god. I can't believe it. Poor guy. I mean Oh, really? So, we're going to play this game now. Back in the race. Back in the race, huh? Oh, [ __ ] Pingis, bro. Billy Derpy. I feel like I'm about to get [ __ ] Uh-oh. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. Oh, I didn't hit it. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I missed it. That's crazy. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh no. I'm fudged. Yeah. Oh my god. Wow. And we're all back. Cool. Even playing field again. This is like a master class top of the notch level game here. Gargano. It's green on the inside. Wow. Wow. Oh, I just can't believe it. Me if I was British. That was my impression. That was good. Oh my. I pressed it. Gargano nuke. Gargano nuke incoming. Oh, what? What? Wow. Oh my god. Unlucky, buddy. Wow. Wow. You think there's nothing else that can happen if something happens? Wow. Wow. My ass. Wow. Oh my god. Wow. Wow. Wow. Oh no. Please, dear Lord. No, dude. This is taking for forever. Can we blink? Yeah. Can we blink yet? No. No blinking. Really? I I don't think this will end. Really? Really? Re really really? I'm going to take the time to go pee now. Oh, wait. I can place cards on the same number. Yeah. Interesting. Tugan. Tugan. Tugan. You know what? Tugan me. I sat up for one second. It always happens that way, I tell you. Oh my. Oh. Oh, who would have thought this is Major Gargano, bro? Major Gargano mode. Major Garingo mode. Major Garingo mode. Major Garingo mode. Garingo black. Wow. I pressed it. Your funny little colors. Oh, here we go. Yeah, here comes the Saab Saab story. Great guys are split. Oh, wow. Just just just the luck of the game here. Guys, please can we split, please? Oh my god. I think splitting is off the table now. This Uno match is underway, bro. Yeah, seriously. There will be a winner eventually. There will be. Ain't that the You know what his name is? I didn't get that one, dude. I can't believe it. Yeah. M. Okay. Oh, wow. Okay. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. And it will always be blue. No matter what, it will always be blue. Wow. You always have a card up your sleeve, Bear. Not this time. Oh, please. Please. Like, it's always blue. Always. Wow. And it just doesn't end, does it? Even to get Mary can breathe. See, you're like staring lasers into this monitor. More focus in my life. Argino fascism and its effect on the global economy. Why did I do it? I don't know. I don't know. I just clicked a button. I'm sorry. Oh, it only gave me two. No, dude. I can't believe it. And it's blue. You would. Oh man. Sorry. You would, wouldn't you, Sarah? You right. Thank you. Thank you. He says, "Hang on. There's context, clues. Hold up." Yeah. [Music] Is this whole deck blue? [Music] Your cap. I don't know how to end this, by the way. This is I don't know how to win. You'll know. It'll come. Make sure you press loco official or whatever. Whatever. Oh, do I have to time comes? Oh, free sauce. You know, I'm much sportsman. Oh, wow. How do I press that? That's weird. Guarding a palace. No. No. Oh, man. That Oh. Oh. How do I do this? I don't know how to do this. I think before you press it. Before you Before I press it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Holy. [Music] This is where it ends. I can't believe it. I really honestly can't can't hold my breath, dude. Dude, I was holding my breath. Like, I can't believe it. Okay. Wow. Like, what kind of discipline is that? Huh? Oh my god, dude. Enough. Wow. Oh. Oh, you know that's poetic. Really? Keep the train going. Of course he has blue. Yeah, makes sense. You know what color he doesn't have? Blue again. Oh my god. He had blue again. Yeah, he did. I don't know why you would keep it blue. Official. Really? Really? Do you think his last card is blue? Oh, wow. Just my luck. [Music] Do I do blue? [ __ ] I'm so sorry. Did Bear win? Grunky threw that. But I know. Oh. Oh my god. I had no other card to play. Oh my god. Messing with you. I don't care. Oh my god. Good game, bro. Oh my god. God. Oh my god. No, bro. How long did that go on for? Blue after blue after blue after blue. I'm at one. It's a blue. I don't How long did that go on? I'm going insane. I'm shaking. Are you kidding me? Here, bro. I saw it play. Come here, bro. Oh my god, dude. I can't believe my $3. Where's Where come here, Chubby? Everyone, man. Come on. Come on, Joey. I don't know how to I feel so like relieved but bad. At the same time, I really wanted to say something. We were like, surely he doesn't have blue. Yeah, I just did it, bro. I [ __ ] did it. I can't believe Oh my god, dude. I This is [ __ ] crazy. Congrats. I really don't. I just want to say I've never played. They were teaching me the rules while in the I didn't know you could place down the same card. I literally had no idea. Wow. I'm like a camera like a guy. I can't believe I I really can't believe this is this is this is dude. I will say one I will say one freaking thing about that game that we just had. Bear flew a billion trillion miles across the ocean his first flight. He deserved that. Oh my god. Yes, he did. On God he did so much. Yes, he did. You know, make make that make that first American trip a bang. On God. Listen, I don't know if you do sentimental stuff, right? This is a year. I was 270 lbs when he asked me and I was like, I'm going to come down here and if I can come down here, I want to look the best I can. And I lost 60 lbs since then. Mhm. Congrats, bro. [ __ ] congrats. Oh, sorry. Hold on. Let me Dude, you're like aing viral sensation, by the way. I don't know if you know this, but you're going to That tweet's about to hit like like 60 70,000 likes overnight. I'm not kidding. It's Yeah, it's actually ridiculous. I That's so funny. I Dude, if you really think about it, if you want to get sentimental, if you think about how this all started, it all started with the [ __ ] video games and it's going to end with the video games. Oh god, that's what's going to happen. Full circle. That's what's going to happen. A full gdang circle, dude. It doesn't feel like it's over. And it's crazy cuz my my fingers are warming up again now. It's like all the blood in your fingers and everything. You for staying up this entire time and you're not winning anything, but you just do. This is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] incredible, bro. Shout out Isaac. Shout out Isaac. Bring this on every single year. Five years back to back to back to back back to back. I'm glad everything worked out. I really am. This year was a special one, man. Oh my god. Moving desk, Buffalo Bills jersey. That's about it. That's all I had. Um, that's pretty much it. That's it. Moving desk, we're out here. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. Oh, my my friends. Yeah, I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry. Of course, my friends. My friends here. My friends here. Sorry. I keep on expecting the thing to move and I keep forgetting that I'm the one who moves it. Show me, how do you feel, man? On the sentimental side of things. On the sentimental side of things, I think these past what, like five, four, five years that we've been doing this, I've been great, man. I've enjoyed every single one that we've done. I'm glad. I am glad. Damn. Five years. Yeah. That's insanity. Dude, we grew up over this [ __ ] We did. This is We did. Should I put like a really cheesy like Jerry Underwood? [Laughter] That'd be good. When I die, see you turning like 21. [ __ ] Mhm. That'd be up. What's the next Isaac Wy endeavor, bro? Dude, what the [ __ ] is the next Isaac Endeavor? What's on the horizon? I don't I don't think I ever want to get rid of this little thing. Really? The last I don't want to. But I know that every, you know, book has its ending. I think if we were to come together like once every every year, even just to celebrate. Yeah. Just to hang. No wages, no nothing, you know, just fun. Sample night, 24 hours in a [ __ ] VC having fun doing games. Yeah, I think that'd be wonderful. That'd be awesome. That right roomy. What? What are we doing? Last leave you see is I think over and that's going to be for the best of our health. But just getting together every year and having a nice ball like a ball like a tradition would be very cool. I agree. And I can you know I can work on some upgrades for you. Maybe like a human body of sorts. Oh yeah. A human body should be in the works if we do this again. Something like this again next year. That would be that would be cool. It doesn't feel like it's over. I know. My brain is still like I have a dope ass picture I'm about to tweet up. I'm going to go back to the VC. I'm going to go up there real quick cuz I got some [ __ ] Should we finish off in the VC? Yeah. Yeah, let's do that. Why did he have so many blues? Are we not going to talk about that? Dude, he have a lot of blues to back to back. I got edged like four times that match. That was So did I, man. We all did. When I had a yellow card and it was on yellow rotation, then he put down a blue four. I literally wanted to die. That series, but you know, that that was very extreme. I'm still impressed with myself that I got the the 42 grass pieces. Yeah, you did. I mean, I win. I feel like every single ribbon has been has been tied off into a neat little bow. This was truly full circle. Oh my god. All right, I'm going to I'm going to tweet out this extremely fitting picture and let everyone know that we are we are finished here. Can I say this was the most brutal Lost Sleep PC ever. I agree that it is probably one of the more brutal ones that we've done, but I also had some of the most fun this year. Yes, this year, I'm going to be honest. I think this year was the most fun for everyone. Period. That was a great time. Which is great. Did you realize that? Yes, I did. That little thing that you found wherever the you found it was probably probably the most annoying thing I've had to deal with in the 5 years that we've been doing this. I've I've heard my fair share of grunk shenanigans. That one car that this probably takes a cake for the most annoying noise. Yeah. The most annoying noise in the world. I'm going to be real. I think that final discussion down there was as final and official as we are going to get. You're not wrong. But the last to leave VC has to bear. That's all I'm saying. And that's true. That is that is true. I mean, let's leave it like at the same time so we both get second and third. Oh yeah. Tied place. Thank you for inviting me again, Isaac. It was great to see both of you, all three of you, but everyone else as well. If you have a little get together thingy next year, I will try my damn hardest to be there cuz now I have time. Yes, bro. It'll be great. And I want to say thank you for always participating. Seriously, I don't know if I could have done it remote. It's just it's a lot, but the Roomba was so clutch. Like that was it was that was such a funny bit. That's definitely a staple of lastly VC5. Congrats, Bear. Yes. Congratulations, Bear Bub. Don't spit it all in one place now. True. Twinkle ball. Yeah. Okay. Do you want to count us down to leave? Of course. On go. It's going to be a 3 2 1 go thing. You guys ready? Yeah. 3 2 1 go. That was pretty well timed. Hey Bear. Hi. How are you feeling, man? This is This is the craziest thing I've done. Right. I was going to say one of Yeah. Ever. 10,000 mi. First ever flight. A year in the making. and thank you so much for this opportunity. It's been lovely speaking to everybody. I think I'm going to buy a Vandal skin. It's a good uh it's a good that's a good purchase. I think you could you could afford I think maybe two three Call me crazy. Call me crazy. I got a budget somehow, but I think a Vandal skin will do me fine. How do you feel? Euphoric is definitely a word. Um everything coming full full circle again was just it was good. It was like the right way. Even if we had to duke it out on Roblox Uno again, you know, what would we do 5 years ago? We stayed up for 9 hours playing Rocket League and then called it a day. Like truthfully, never that deep. It never was. And yeah, I mean it's it just being here is [ __ ] man. It's The question I had was who took the magnesium? Do you really want to know? Yeah, it was you. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. And I won. Oh my god. The reason why it was you was because uh when Krispy was helping me pass out some of the drinks, he ended up uh kind of cutting out my line of pathing. I had a plan. I was going to give it to someone else. Not you. You flew a long way. I was not about to spike your drink with melatonin and say, "All right, bears out." Against all odds, you bodied that. And then I can't believe that. I really can't believe cuz I was sitting here. I was doubting myself. I was like, "There's no way that this is I was like I think there was a few times I was like [Laughter] I was actually like just I was in a different universe doing the rest of that. You had an ascension midl lastly VC. Congrats again and goodbye to you my dearest. Bye-bye. Bye. [Music] Yo, what's up? [Music] Hey, man. How you doing? The haps. The haps. The haps. Um, the haps is uh every everything is all everything's wrapped up. Everything's done. You guys are done. We are. We are done. You mean I couldn't get I Have you checked your voicemail? I heard the voicemail. I'm real upset. I'm real upset because Oh, yeah. I mean, my training from like two years ago, obviously, I called it out last year. like he didn't even like consult, you know, and he fell short and he, you know, sometimes you have to go back to like the sensei. I mean, I I was ready this year to help him and I didn't hear from him. I just wanted to help the guy, you know. I'm like, come on, son. I'm here for him. But, you know, right? I got to give it to him, though. Um, he uh he outshined. End of the day. He just couldn't keep his eyes open for more than 8 seconds. It's okay. 8 seconds. You have no idea how hard it is. No. Yeah, it was a brilliant like next year we're we're He's That's it. Next year he's got to train with me. I'm telling you, we're going training. I'm not joking. I'm I'm going to be real. I don't know if there is going to be a next year, man. You think this was it? Nobody can hang anymore again. Everybody's getting old. I know they can hang. I just don't know if it'll be like a high stakes thing, you know? Wow. I've been ready the past few years. I I keep asking him when it's my turn. You know, I just realized something though. Last year, I think I won $10,000 or something to give away. Did Oh, when when was that? All I could say is I've been training and I've been ready to step in. I've been waiting for the phone call and the invite and the the special trip down and the special computer dad why, you know, set up. I'm like ready to go and I'm ready to You done recording? Yeah, we we just finished a few minutes ago. A man, I didn't make the cut. Yeah. So, this isn't showing in the video, right? Oh, it can. It is. Oh, hey, Mama. Okay. Mama wants to say hi. Hi, Izzy. Hi, Mama. How are you? I know I'm not going to make the cut. It's okay. No, you will. I'm okay. I'm tired. I hear you there. Mom's been up for 36 hours. See, she could she could have been in it as well. She's competing. You're competing with the big dogs. Are you giving up with you? I know. That's what we're saying. We could take all these guys on. I'm not joking. Take the overnight shift. The 4:00 a.m. to 8:00 a.m. when everybody else. Oh, yeah. Being up all night from waking up at like a decent hour. That was brutal. I don't even want to think about a dungeon. You guys sit and stare at a computer. I was out there running a race that lasted that long that whole time. Not the whole time, but at least like I was up the whole time. No. Yeah, I got shirts to prove it. That's not 30 hours of running. It's a team sport, but I was up. Do we know all the players who who all was in it? You might forget. You might forget one. There was one that I brought back from the very bear. Bear. Did he win? Yes, he did. And I've got it again. That's another $10,000 up there for dad. Yes, dude. This this Christmas is going to be really good. I'm telling you. Yeah, you could pay me a pounds. Like I think it's worth I'm tired. It's o it's over. I'm tired. It was good. I know it was good. Uh, no. A Grunks. Grunks. And so this chapter comes to a close. Five years of sleep deprivation, silliness, heartbreak, and friendship. A time capsule of the fondest moments between buds makes me not Morgan wonder maybe it was never about the money. Maybe the last to leave VC was the friends we made along the way. That literally makes no sense. My time is running out. Isaac only paid me 375. I'll leave you all with my final not Morgan Freeman words of wisdom. Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. I'm not Morgan Freeman. Good night, everybody. [Music] Please real quick, baby. Fore [Music] [Music] love the fabric to drag you into a joint for $50. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Oh my god. [Music] [Music]