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Highlights from Talk T Podcast with JoJo Siwa

I have big energy yeah okay never laid eyes on a before don't do it I'm not do you hot to actually yeah see it's not just for the strip people all right what's the craziest date you've ever been on I spent like 60 Grand in one weekend on this girl just to get laid and it didn't work [Music] what hey y' welcome back to talk to a better original download better play better pic smash that subscribe button so you get notified for every episode and while you're at it leave me a comment and share this episode with a friend the dogs had the day off today and I'm very upset about it but you can still go and donate to my charity PA Across America the link is in the description below hello and welcome back to talk t with Haley Welch and you know we got Chelsea Bradford over here we have JoJo sea what's up thank you for having me well thank you for coming whoever came up with this name also is literally genius you're looking at her thank you thank you yeah that's really good it's really really good I think somebody commented and she's like I like that and I was like kind of growed on me it was like the t-shirts if she don't talk to I don't want to talk to her I was like that's good that's good yeah what was the other one you get me that was a possible one yeah I mean talk to it is good talk to it is good it's good cuz I'm talking to it you know so you've been on a whirlwind haven't you me yeah always so what's like the latest thing you've been on up too well this morning I was in Atlanta that's been that was fun um just there though for my my girlfriend she was teaching there and had a dinner there so I went to go support her be with her um man what am I what am I up to right now I'm prepping for a movie right now um which is really fun I A Jojo movie excuse me hold the [ __ ] up I'm really excited about it f for a movie I've got I've been in the recording studio I've got got a couple new songs I really really enjoy um there's there's like 28 in my like back pocket but there's like these three right now that we just recorded that I'm really stoked about um I'm doing this big it's a big charity event Industry dance Awards it's for the it's for the dance community and the dance world but it benefits dancers against cancer and I'm choreographing the opening number for it which has like 70 people in it so it's it's a headache but in the best way possible what's the movie going to be about you're stuck Onie so excited um I can't really talk too much about it but I'll it's very deep it's very drama and it is about two things I'll say this it's about an experience that I've never gotten to have which I'm excited about and it's also about a horrific traumatic experience that I did go through when I was very very young and so I'm kind of excited to tell that story on screen so it's like I get something that I've been through and something that I haven't been through all at once this is going to be fun I'm excited to watch and I get to be gay in it so that's good there you go I always get afraid that I'm going to have to play a straight person I'm like I can't do it you don't think you could I mean if I had to I could but I think if I had to kiss a man I would like lose it yeah you're not missing anything I'm not missing you're not missing anything coming from you yeah you're not missing much okay I mean I'll take it so I mean you got to like worry about too much tongue you know them spitting in your mouth and slobbering they're [ __ ] gross half them them don't even brush their teeth e e yeah you're not missing much but yet you like them yeah I do don't I guess I'm nasty [ __ ] that works all right let me live your Mimosa she is not drinking orange juice for anyone that was wondering that is orange juice there's no way that's only orange juice it's okay maybe there's like a little extra in there too sure maybe so I saw what was it called that you just done and you had like a little golden outfit oh yeah the um lady gun the lady gun cover shoe yes I bet that was fun wasn't it it so no actually actually I have I for some reason photo shoots are really tough for me I I'm I'm I hate I hate like a hype up to myself but I'm I'm good at photo shoots like I can I can do the job but they're very mentally a big big struggle for me in my career and so the day always involves a cutie little like ah I'm so inside my brain right now um and it happened that day and it was I ended up being fine I got through the day and it was so worth it cuz the pictures turned out so sick um it was definitely something I've never seen before like the Bulge dude why the [ __ ] did you get that stone bulge Stone bulge is I seen it like two days ago and I was like I oh she's got a dick no it was very iconic though she doesn't we were just given a little a little spice a little little genderbend a little you can be anything you want to be a little you're damn right you know it's just kind of SP spice it up a little it's it's kind of like back in the day and Harry Styles wore a dress obviously wearing a bulge is a little different than wearing just a dress but you stuck out I think you should do more of that though and I think it just kind of is like one thing about me is I like to be for the people that are different for the people that don't fit in and for the people who are just unafraid to take risks and I feel like being that person I have to go as far as I possibly can't into the risk Zone you know what I mean I have to explore the risk Zone to like see what it's like how with like the hate from it oh it's brutal um yeah I get it's tough what' you say I get you there yeah it's really hard people people are just dicks hey Chelsea you want to see a magic trick I'm going to turn this dollar into a th nuh okay watch you ready uh what are you doing I'm making a lineup on better pcks duh you can turn $1 into 1,000 simply by making eight pics and done see we're locked in for this Sunday let me show you how to turn $1 into 1,000 download better and play better pics I mean there's there's multiple ways that I deal with it and there's multiple ways that I don't let it get to me and there's multiple ways that it does get to me yesterday for example what' you say please share No it's it's it's hysterical I I posted this dance video two days ago and it blew up and people loved it and it did really good and people were very supportive of it and it's kind of rare in my career these days so I was like Wow posted it from a different angle same same video from a different angle horrific comments like I I privated the video cuz I was like this is so stupid I'm not letting them float but literally the the video the first angle I'll read you the top three comments okay top three comments are in school cuz those are my friends um I don't think everyone realizes that the cringe part was just a marketing tactic before she's fire comment number one this is the JoJo we asked for comment number two this is the JoJo we like to see number three JoJo eight moment sorry but this eight don't lie y'all okay these are all those comments I posted the same exact video different angle top three comments hey I have okay this is this is I don't know if this is somebody trying to be offensive or funny but it's definitely offensive and not funny at all but hey I have autism too and it's nice to see people spreading awareness of people with our condition sending hugs and they're saying that in like a a dick tone not in like a funny tone you know what I mean or or in like a like actual like like if someone was to say like hey I think it's cool that you're spreading dyslexia [ __ ] yeah I have dyslexia you know what I mean and but it like sure um the spider on my floor at 3:00 a.m. this was shown to me against my will um I would probably also scream not because I liked it it was fine till the end well that was something not coming back like a boomerang the floor is a victim the same video from a different angle and so it's like that makes no sense it made no sense I even looked at your phone I'm nosy as [ __ ] I apologize but it was definitely the same video it was like one to the side and then like one right in front of her no I also understand being the nest person ever I straight up told my girl and I was like I will never go through your phone cuzz I think something's wrong I will go through your phone cuz I'm just curious I'm nosy I don't know the hot gossip is like yeah what are you chatting with your mom about I'm just curious I just want to know I literally don't care you could literally say like I am so over my girlfriend right now yada yada Y and you can talk [ __ ] about me and i' be like no I asked for it like I don't think you're cheating on me I don't think I'm not stalking you I just genuinely am curious like what food did you eat today and I know you took a picture of it so I'm just going to go look and like you get bored of your own phone like I want to see something different that's why I look at her Tik Tok all the time like can I play on your phone like you got any games that I don't have literally H yeah but now dealing with dealing with the [ __ ] it's it's just the territory you know what I mean and I've gotten to a point in my life where I have a really good group of people around me and my best friends are my favorite people in the world and I didn't have them a year ago they came into my life in this hectic year post Karma in who I am now and for them to be in my life they wouldn't be in my life if I wasn't a good human you know what I mean and so no matter what the world says I have this bubble of people that I to hold on to so so tightly and um yeah wouldn't wouldn't trade for the world so they they they kind of keep me keep me on my toes keep you in line a little bit they do they do they keep me stable they keep me happy I just had this thing happen at my house um the other day in my backyard uh I can talk about it cuz it makes a lot more sense Happ your backyard yeah it just makes a lot more sense basically gunshots went off in my like my backyard leads up to someone's front yard and in their front yard and so it was very scary I was very scared I was in a shooting when I was a kid so it was very like ah traumatizing but then I posted on my close friends like oh my God like I don't know what's going on right now like I can't talk to anybody cuz I'm just going to scare everybody but like here's the video here's what just happened this and every every single and it's like 12 people on there but all 12 reached out and was like call me like I'm here for you until like seeing that I really had people like rally around me when I really needed it like again it was that same thing of like damn I really have good people around me you need more of that L like the negative [ __ ] I guess yeah yeah they keep me they keep me happy that's good they're good they're good people I love I got a little group like that do you I do it's good keep them close then you got all the haters and [ __ ] like what you got they're still watching so at the end of the day you win they still watching we laughing all the way to the bank all the way to the bank that's what I always say say it again we're laughing all the way over to the bank I love it so like your car right here yeah when are you going to take me for r in it okay so that car I actually don't have anymore but I have a different one with my face on is your face on it I have a different one with my face dude how do you even like get that how the hell do I get one you just have it wrapped it's actually fairly easy you any car wrap company can do it um yeah that that was my car I actually just gave that one to my cousin I took I took the wrap off of it I definitely took the wrap off of it I think we should have left your face on it yeah here you go um no we didn't want people to egg it for her like lash at tires or anything so we we we fixed it up um but yeah so they my family has it now um but yeah I have a Lamborghini now that has my [ __ ] yeah look at you out here driving a Lambo haly you got to get you one of those I can barely Drive yeah it's hle oh you don't drive not very much I mean look out here driving is the hardest thing to do I can't do it out here yeah no it's not I can't drive on the interet at home where it's not as busy but out here I'm like oh I'm getting brain [ __ ] looking at all yeah know it's so bad it's so bad out here she's like a get us there yeah you do get us there but do you drive are you from there no no no I'm from Tennessee too but she can drive on the interstate which I cannot but now when she's driving my [ __ ] is biting the seat while she's driving but we always get to where we need to be how long important part six or seven years oh wow yeah so like high school yeah and then her sister and then my other best friend we're like a little friend group cute that's my [ __ ] right there I don't a podcast with them hi ladies this episode is 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and free shipping so how's your music going pretty solid um no complaints I got new new [ __ ] I've recorded a bunch of new ones um new songs I'm very excited I kind of I kind of like Cara was like my [ __ ] like that was like a song that I wanted to have the other round that I put out I kind of got influenced to put out by a lot of of different people and it wasn't necessarily My Kryptonite and so I have like taken my second to be like no I want to release my kryptonite like I want to find what my [ __ ] is and put that together and do that so I've taken the time now to do that and so carel was not your [ __ ] Karma was my [ __ ] after Karma though I released a couple more songs and I love them don't get me wrong but they're just not yeah with guilty pleasure choose your fighter balance baby and yesterday's tomorrow's today and I really like the songs but they're just not Karma and they're not the new ones you know what I mean there there was just some sort of like people around me liked this one people around me like that one and they don't really go together and it kind of just we kind of chucked them out and like hoped for the best and I don't like to do stuff like that you know I like to really put some thought and effort behind it you had me and my whole friend group when you come out with Karma like walking around the house just [ __ ] singing it so pchy it like sticks in the back of your brain and it out I'll take I was like I was like get out do you write any of the songs yourself so the song yesterday's tomorrow's today I'm a writer on and the song guilty pleasure I'm a writer on but choose your fighter Karma and um oh [ __ ] me I'm balance baby there it is those three I did not write um but then the ones that are coming out I'm a writer on mostly all of them so what is your guilty pleasure my guilty pleasure probably my sweet girlfriend so had that come to be an item I was getting that look you gave me a perfect to like swap yeah be my guest no I I love her and I she's literally my favorite thing to talk about so please ask away anything you want to know have you been together um it's it's so cutie and baby just over two months just over two months and you're already like Head Over Heels I mean Head Over Heels I'm the same [ __ ] way you see Pooky out there oh is you're the first person to actually meet Pooky his name is Pooky we'll go with Pooky we call him Pooky we call him Pooky how long have you and Pooky been together I'm looking at you for an answer um they've been accentuation for a long time like a year maybe right how long like a year it's definitely been longer than that that's three years yeah three three years yeah and you're official now we might as well be there's like really not a label on it like he isn't that why you flew him out so it was like supposed to be made official yesterday was that the point let's not get into this conversation Chelsea I'm just going to look at you don't look at me this is all you right there yeah yeah okay he hasn't necessarily like asked but we're together if that makesense yeah like you would if like if you were to introduce me to him You' be like oh this is my boyfriend like you would but like you you guys haven't really even though he hasn't asked yeah it's fine there there's another reason leave [ __ ] men alone stay away from him stay away don't worry I'm I'm locked down um have you ever had a boyfriend yeah I was uh so my first kiss was with a boy and and after we were together for like a cutie month like talking but never official um and then a couple months later I had a first boyfriend his name was Mark he was precious it was Mark Thomas was it it was not Mark Thomas Mark Thomas I I was like wait a [ __ ] minute Mark Thomas did try it though for a while with me he tried it for a very long time he kept wanting to hang out and I was like yeah let's go bulling he was like come on can we cuddle and cuz it was at the time like kids would cuddle that's so sick and I was like or we could just go bowling he was like have a bowling and cuddle I was like what about laser tag like how about laser tag and cuddle I was like no clearly if a man wants to ever text me like let's cuddle I'm going to throw up like eight [ __ ] times Honestly though I like if I didn't have the best girlfriend in the whole wide world and I was a single Pringle and I hadn't found her yet and someone text me to cuddle I'd be like be my [ __ ] guest please where are we meeting like I would love it so you're a cuddler you big spoon or little spoon big SP I like to be little I like to be little I like to be baby and take cuz I okay so my girlfriend explains it really really well I have big dick energy yeah all kind of [ __ ] like I do like I walk into a room and it's like I have I have it yeah yeah and it's it's unable people have tried to be like no you don't no I do like you got big dick energy I will say thank you like it's it's not a good thing it's not a bad thing it's just a thing and but when it comes like time and it's just like just me I'm at home I have a switch and it's like a little softy behind closed doors no it's like my dick gets soft and I'm just like like it's like a light switch goes off immediately and my girlfriend always jokes she's like I never expected that to happen she's like I thought you were going to be that like like a hard ass you know hard ass all the time yeah and and and not like like just like it's literally big dick energy like she was like I didn't expect that to go away at some point but it does um so I'm definitely I'm definitely baby spoon Vibe but I will be big spoon like when we fall asleep we fall asleep as me Big Spoon she cuddles into me but if we're cuddling and just watching a movie like get your arm around me I'm nuzzling into you and I'm like seven inches taller than her so it's aw dude as soon as you like walked out on the porch and I looked over and saw you there I was like oh her dick is big thank you thank you I pride myself in it oh are you a top or bottom what do you think probably a top all right I'll take are you so are you both oh he's shaking his head so I I have been a bottom for a very long time I definitely definitely was like always bottom like always never [ __ ] around being top like always bottom but then in my most recent and bestest relationship ever I have dabbled into top land and it's fun but I I don't know I I prefer being bottom yeah I'm definitely like no I have to but now you're comfortable being top but like I so I'm it's I don't like being a top and this isn't me toting my own horn this is just me like straight up giving fact I'm a really good top cuz I know what I like as a bottom yeah so I can be a really good top cuz I'm like oh I would want this you know what I mean she got it so I can I can be a good top and that's I don't know I'm I'm I'm getting I'm so excited for my question at the end it's ridiculous oh my God I'm so scared no you shouldn't be scared I'm so excited for it can we jump so what's one moveing bed that makes a woman go crazy yeah oh my gosh be thinking about that in the back of your head what's one I mean there there's a lot what's your favorite like what's my go like my like well I answer my M was that right there actually H uh yeah one can be directed towards men and one can be directed towards oh I've never slept with a man I myself on that one no [ __ ] way never slept with a man what I know me neither yeah yeah I've never that's kind of cool though yeah I've never touched a dick I've never sucked a man I've never hawked two wood TI you're not missing much never needed to I feel like women are like cleaner than men too though for sure so we got like The Best of Both Worlds absolutely absolutely okay okay I can I can say my thing I'm a big teaser I love a good tease like what you doing you biting on their ear what you doing yeah just like teasing around like hey I know exactly what you want but I'm not going to give it to you I'm going to get really really close to giving it to you really close but I'm not going to give it to you oh it's my favorite and it makes the girls oh it makes I can't say girls I can say girl I can say s I'm I mean I head over heels for Miss DEA this girl has what's her name DEA DEA that's cute I've never heard how' did you guys meet so we met because we were filming a TV show together oh and she was she was actually a contestant on the show and I was a judge on the show um and so yeah she did she did the show I did the show um we weren't we weren't allowed to talk on the show so we weren't friends but the first time that I ever spoke to her as judge she was actually having a showmance with somebody else on the show and I was like so how are you and his name is Anthony so I was like how are you and Anthony and the first thing she ever said to me was good you want to know something funny and I was like yeah of course like it's funny Vibes right now it's the first time we ever spoke she was like week one the producers who asked me who I had a crush on and I said you I was like I really thought you were going to tell me okay I'm going to go so I ran away whatever show ends and then whatever cut to a few months later um she's still in a relationship I actually started a relationship with somebody else from the show um didn't work out her relationship didn't work out and then we slowly kind of became friends and I was like o this is dangerous territory cuz like she said she liked me I like I could see myself falling for her she's a beautiful girl and obviously during the show like I didn't let myself have any thoughts towards yeah keep my head down doing my job and whatever but then we started to become friends and one thing led to another and yeah now she's my sweet sweet girlfriend we started dating like two months after the show um started airing so I feel like if you'd like marry her you'd have like a sick ass engagement like photo shoot oh like like you do something like no man has ever [ __ ] done and I would always do it up like maybe you should do like a what do they call those things a hot air balloon yeah that could be good that' be pretty [ __ ] hot air balloon oh I can't wait I can't we got cutie promise rings and like it made me be like so it's just mine's just simple um but they're both engraved so in the engravement in mind says forever Crush cuz she I always get scared she always had like a fever crush on me like she's tall and smells good but I was like that's going to go away and so she we put forever crush and mine's that way I remember that it's never going away and then hers says no running because she always thinks that I'm going to just wake up one day and like run yeah and I'm not it's not going to so what do you do to keep like the relationship alive you like get her flowers I'm a I'm very romantic I I I'm a flower girl I'm a gift girl I'm like I'm an overly thoughtful girl I never would have guessed 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great childhood you know what I mean like I I watched you [ __ ] thank you I'm honored so are you still friends with any of the girls me and colani are really good friends yeah we've always been good friends um love her then oddly um Gia is like one of my best friends in the whole world the girl who did the choreography and of course Abby I'm still tight with Abby I love watching her stuff she's the best she's so fun she's so entertaining I want to meet her you should I want made her is she that intense off camera or is it okay now that I'm older she's not intense she's not scary I mean I respect the [ __ ] out of her so I would never do anything to make her get to the scary point in life and she mind you who you are yeah exactly she had a big impact with that I feel like for sure I mean look everything with my childhood wasn't normal like I was working as an 18-year-old when I was nine and not even 18y old 20 something year old when I was nine and it it like I was in charge of people on a world tour when I was 15 like that's not normal a 15-year-old isn't supposed to be 60 people's boss you know what I mean and so it's I've definitely I've definitely had a very different childhood something that's like a little wrong that happened when I was a kid there's like there's so much [ __ ] but there's nothing you know what I mean it's like there's not one big like ah this happened to me which I'm lucky about cuz I think a lot of child stars that actually is the case where they're like this happen and I'm [ __ ] up because of this you know what I mean but I I didn't really have that I had a good family around me and I always had older friends I feel like you had like growups and everything you wanted to though for sure I always I've always been really mature even from before I was in the industry like I I originally got pulled out of school because I couldn't be with kids my own age I always had friends that were older than me I never was it's a good thing though it's great I'll yeah like mentors are a little bit M mentors is that is that how you say wait you had like a crazy childhood I had very [ __ ] up childhood really yeah damn I'm a granny baby what's that like like my granny raised me a wait same as my girlfriend yeah her grandma raised her yeah yeah oh you better watch her then you better watch her then it's coming from me is your granny good my granny is good as gold good she's awesome I wouldn't trade that girl for a I wouldn't trade her for a big taco platter you would well I love food you like to eat B look one thing that I always tell my girlfriend is that maybe it's not fair right and you see people with a normal Mom and Dad right and you want that you crave that that's normal it was always really awkward on like Mother's Day and then all my friends like oh I can't hang out you know I got to do something for mothers I'm like ah well [ __ ] okay [ __ ] me then what am I supposed to do today exactly I never had to celebrate it yeah which now that I look at it I'm glad she's the way she is cuz I wouldn't be who I am without her your life would be complet completely different I feel like I'd be a I don't even want to say normal girl but like I don't know I feel like I'd be different if I did have a mom everything would be different your food that you like would be different your nails that you get would be I mean everything would be different the universe truly does protect you in weird ways that we as humans can't understand and it's so hard but you when thing that I've learned with her is that she had a grandma that made the choice to raise her and I think you might have a similar situation where your grandma didn't have to you know what I mean h no she didn't have to and so you have somebody that loves you like even Beyond a mother or fatherly love because they chose to be your mother you know what I mean they chose to be she made me appreciate things like a lot more too though cuz like I had to work for everything I had before all this [ __ ] happened is she like a sweet granny like a sweet old lady or is she like a like young hip granny she she is sweet don't throw her the she's definitely a little country twangy granny yeah she takes no [ __ ] off of anybody Apple doesn't fall from from the tree yeah you're exactly right y I'm so curious as your story can you share any you don't have to it's remember earlier when we were like I'm just nosy like I'm just it's less nose it's more like curious cuz you seem I mean my dad he's he's around but like not as much as he could be I guess he's been around a whole lot more this year but before that he was always doing his own thing and which I grew up like that so I find it like strange when he'd like stay the night with us and stuff like that I'm like granny why does he stay the night with us this is a girl household you know so granny is his mom yes got it and then my mom she's a drug addict she's been an addict my whole life and then my nana God bless that woman that girl's a hoot she's like one of those nanas that's like crazy you know like there's UFOs in the scy that's that's my Nana love love Nana though love Nana's a hoot but eh I don't know Granny's raised me it's your life and it's not normal but it's your normal you know what I mean it is my normal what the [ __ ] is normal at this point you're damn right nothing but you got a good granny that took you in did her biggest I blame her for having this accent too probably yeah like if I would had like a m actually I Blame You Stephanie [ __ ] you is Stephanie your bile mom's name yes yeah like if You' have just up and raised me I wouldn't have an accent and sound like towater hey we love the towater accent yeah you wouldn't you would not you literally would not have this podcast tell her what we did to that guy we got beside at the at the red light oh there was like a billboard with like the new toer movie and haly rolls the window down and she's like look it's me and he looked up and he was like oh that does look just like you was like [ __ ] you it was so funny I like rolling down my window at people they're like sto in traffic and talk I got a new game for you to play then what is it sing a song that they will definitely know you have to look at the person you have to assess the situation you have to sing a song get them to sing with you but the hard part is like it has to be a song that you know they will know easiest with old white people saying Sweet Caroline they got you oh or Don't Stop Believing by Journey like you can you can really know your crowd so fun what is that song off white chicks we've been singing oh they making my way down yeah that's a good one that is such a good one what are you going to be for Halloween uh girlfriend and I are trying to decide right now she wants to be Waffle House workers I'm kind of down okay um we we really don't know though nobody has ever done that that I know up I think you should do that just like kind of kind of fun I don't know you're looking at Joe Dirt and Kid Rock yep literally that's our costumes fun yeah you ever watch Jo dirt you need to watch it I look just like it when my hair is wet all right like a mullet kind of I'm on it I'll watch it oh Jojo I heard you had an alter ego uh radical Rick radical Rick that's what it was ratty Daddy I do daddy the rickster the trickster so does um radical Rick only come out when you're like drunk like wasted yeah ratty ratty so one thing that we learned about me is I can slam alcohol like nobody's business I can down it like it's like like Fireball like it's bad like I my tolerance is crazy on my 21st birthday the night before we got like hammered at midnight so I was technically 21 so we got hammered and then the day of my birthday we were drinking around the world at Disneyland and okay so the for context I did these videos in Disneyland right but it I edited down from the 24 hours the 30 seconds of me being the like most sloppy everyone that was there with me though that day was like how are you standing like I I drank everyone saw me like take a sip of alcohol for the video you didn't see me finish it though everything I had that day I finished cuz I was this the Disney it was the Disney day yeah I remember seeing that finish everything but then what happens is it's my brother's birthday at midnight so my birthday is on the 19th his is on the 20th so we have to Rally until his birthday I'm on my feet all night long didn't throw up I drank everything cuz I was like I'm just going to throw it up at night yeah didn't throw up anything also had Mono so I didn't recognize being hung over I just felt still sick with mono like I everyone I went with um my best friend G flip their like tour crew came with us and so all of them are like Ries and it's like I was with people that can pounce on my I was a tler Cameron Tyler can pound some alcohol as with my brother he can pound some alcohol and everyone was like how are you okay right now like how are you not sloppy how I used to be like that like it was scary so now I stay away before my birthday say this year I've never got hung over like in my entire life never been hung over I wake up still drunk but I don't feel bad now this past year since my birthday I can wake up and I got like a little bitty headache but the day after my birthday oh my God it was awful was it oh H so bad I stayed in my room with like the curtains black I did not come out of my bedroom till like 9:00 that night when I come to your house like I got us wine and pizza I was like alcohol keep it away from me yeah no it's not the pocket now I only drink when I'm on stage watched something that says you like Fireball I do I drink Fireball on stage oh I love fuckb so I did it's so fun I did a shot of Tios on stage and that was fun got the crowd riled up then I was like I want to do Fireball so I can get the crowd to sing Fireball and so now I get the crowd to sing Fireball and I take a shot fun that is genius your concerts do look like a lot of fun we started to get tickets at one time do we not okay that looks like fun okay anytime y'all want to come I got you oh we got to go we definitely got to go never get a ticket that sounds like so much fun it is fun I keep the concert fun I keep the audience entertained I make sure everyone's having a good time it's does it not make you nervous being on stage no it doesn't it sends me into a spiral I don't know it's the feeling of you would rather do literally anything else in the world but you are not going to you're going to do this thing that you deathly terrified of but you would rather do anything else it's that feeling it is that feeling it is that feeling like when I done Zach Brown I was like oh my God or it's the feeling of man I really hope something happens right now so I don't have to do this I feel like I tried to sit there and manifest something happen they're like oh actually what would happen if I just like tripped down the stairs and broke my arm and couldn't go I think we done it for me Zack Brian wasn't so bad but then we done Rock to South and evidently there's like a video there's like oh nobody clap for the hot Tua girl that went on stage everybody I could see clap for me so like I are so stupid like ignorant they look for anything I saw it was you that your video was like people are saying I have 15 minutes of fame so I'm going to spend all of it doing good I loved that video good I feel like there's not enough of it though no at all and you're you're also doing something like thank you like you you were kind of designed to have 15 minutes right like that's like the pocket of the world that we live in but you have made it into something I mean I didn't ask for any of this [ __ ] and I've went my whole life without anything that I have now so why wouldn't I get back right yeah that's cool I feel like it's a good cause and like animals they can't ask for it like hey I need help they can't do that so like I wanted to go out and do something that good you know and maybe some homeless people too yeah that don't chase me down the street with a stick um and yell at me happen it's only in La though it's definitely only here cuz I've never had that kind of like interaction um I have some rapid fire questions for both of you to answer rapid fire she's about to cook us no I'm not these are actually interesting all right what's the craziest date you've ever been on oh my God I spent this is so bad I spent like six Grand in one weekend on this girl just to get laid and it didn't work no you didn't know this yes you did it was right after Dancing with the Stars you know who it was with said I'm St after Dancing with the Stars like yeah I episode after the season so it was right after me and my best friend met I didn't realize that's what I wanted but I literally was just horny like I thought I was just trying to have a girlfriend NOP I was just horny how old were you okay 18 yeah that's that yeah yeah it was a fetus yeah do you know this person I mean I was like halfway public with her but like not really no but I Courtside Lakers Backstage Disney Security First Class tickets did you end up getting laid nope [ __ ] and you still didn't get [ __ ] laid still didn't get laid were you not pissed um I was confused she became my girlfriend as well she was like she was like I don't if that's a little no she was this was on day two she was like I don't do things unless like someone's my girlfriend as we're making out so I was like want to be my girlfriend she said yes thought I was going to get laid then get she still didn't let you crack What the fu then she told me that she loved me and I for sure looked her right back and I was like I love you too we we've honestly we have laughed about it now we have laughed about it now she reached out she was she she was trouble when when we broke up obviously we were both just young and dumb and so she reached out I was like hey looking back sorry I was a big when we broke up like we weren't even together I didn't know right and I was like yeah you really didn't but I feel like you have like a [ __ ] boy ego I [ __ ] love it I for sure I had a player phase I had a player phase I did I don't anymore I'm so out I'm so [ __ ] tied down to miss Decay like I I am so head over heels for this girl I would give anything for her I would do anything for her it's dude I better be invited to the wedding h of course cuz I'm like yeah that's her she used to be a player she used to be a [ __ ] boy I got her I definitely from like like the time I was 18 to 19 I was for sure a little I thought that'd be so much fun though it was it was I used to play this game like if I slide into a Mas lesbians DM like how long till they'll hit me back like yeah Election Day is coming up on November 5th and there's a website send the vote.org talk that makes registering to vote very easy it's a nonpartisan meaning they don't care who you're voting for they just want to ensure you can vote head over to send the vote.org talk and they'll help you sign up register and check if you're all set you can also text talk to three 3022 to learn more that's t a l k 33022 anyways you're a crazy date you know I think I've maybe been on two or three dates out of my life and I don't think any of them were ever crazy Pooky need to step up P has not took me on a date Pooky needs to get his [ __ ] together Pooky is getting rebuked of Pooky term he's getting pooy for right now he's getting thank you JoJo please call him that please call him that take her on a real date give her a real title be a man exactly he did show up at my house don't talk to him unless he does that um actually we talked about this the other night I don't know what it is I don't know if it's like his beautiful blue eyes he has and like the long eyelash combo he intimidates the [ __ ] out of me he always has like for years since I've known him I went to do the HW Tu the other night now if I'm [ __ ] up out of my mind I can do it no problem have no issue but the other night I looked at him and I was like oh no I went down to do it and that one ey monster looked at me brother I tell you what I about [ __ ] lost it I was like nope nope and happening so like you just couldn't I couldn't so okaying from the most gay girl in the entire world who has never laid eyes on a dick before don't do it I'm not never never sucked a dick before wouldn't even know where to begin I thought you could do it oh I I could for sure I feel like you could do it will I no JoJo with the pitball Jaws but so you you go viral right off of saying this thing is it really like it's really a thing you do yeah I mean I can do it if I'm not intimidated but he intimidates me and you just like now if I do not give a [ __ ] about this dude and I'm just in it for like you know the hit and run you know I'm like oh no problem you know and you just suck the dick and go yeah when did this start like when were you like when's a good time to say this started he's okay sorry Damie you're fine yeah he's fineo like my ex-boyfriend he's actually the one I don't even want to say this out loud you know who I'm talking Bal yeah yeah he's the one that he taught me how to do it so you said spit on it not even really I figured that out for myself but like he taught me how to suck a dick I was like what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you want me to do I mean like this thing's looking at me in my eye what am I going to do with it you have to have a partner that like kind of teach teaches you what feels good so he taught you so then at what point were you about to suck a man off and you looked at him and you said I don't think I've ever said it out loud you've never been like I don't think I've ever said it out loud like HW to you know I think you have I think I definitely need to I think you have I think you're lying so like do you Haw to actually yeah see it's not just for the St people this is my point Pro very inclusive sometimes a little a little spit can go a long way yeah I agree I don't think I make a verbal like with it but I like you definitely should in the name of me I kind of like let it like drool out of my mouth I guess my girlfriend's going to kill me um um I think there's another Rapid Fire coming is this one's a one of my favorites actually so Haley's vagina is named big Martha okay do you have a name for yours I think we're about to okay let's see I wish my girlfriend was on the right now Frank Frank Frank the Tank you got big Martha and Frank the Tank can it be cuter can it be Frankie the tank Frankie Frankie the tanky Frank that works Frank the Tank Frank Chelsea what we try to name yours Doug Doug that's what you try to name why are all these men's names yeah I don't know what should we name them I mean I got big Martha Biola I feel like I'm Sally Sally Sally yeah like it's giving clean clean Sally clean Sally nothing special but like and she tried name him on Doug that's that sounds disgusting want to meet Doug all right CH I got another one for you um let's do the celebrity crush one that is a good question I've been dying to know that mine is it tap McCrae no what so I grew I grew up with Tate um we were friends back when we were like [ __ ] hell 10 or 11 um we danc not together at the same Studio but on like convention so we would be at the same conventions together and she was like the mini best dancer of the year and I knew all the faculty so we were just kind of like around each other by default um and yeah she's very sweet girl definitely don't have a crush on her I do [ __ ] she come out with that new video it's okay I'm K you know that one and I saw like her boobs pressed against the window I started questioning my sexuality I was like H I want to see her naked like really [ __ ] bad like I was on a spaz about it for like days I was like I just need to see I just need to see one time I definitely didn't think that but I'm sure you're not alone in thinking that have you seen the video yeah she's the thing about t is she's gorgeous she's beautiful girl yeah um okay celebrity questions are always hard for me because I am said celebr celebrity so having said celebrity crush it's like not a stretch you know what I mean it's like kind of let me start off by saying my girlfriend she's she was on a TV show that's the correct answer growing up my celebrity crush were always boys um zo Zack Efron Ross Lynch Zack Efron probably Ross Lynch when I was a kid yeah oh he's fine and F let me just lay it in you want to know who mine was Tyler Cameron putting a good word for me right now literally just text from him that's where I checked my phone from I see him tomorrow I'm so excited I'm jealous I'm coming with you was there one girl who kicked off your coming out or gay Awakening um yeah my my first girlfriend so she she was gay um she we were best friends she' come out to me and then I fell for her like no other but she hated when her friends fell for her so I was like ah I'm being said friend that's doing this but it turns out she was falling for me even harder than I was falling for her and then she became my first girlfriend of nine months um came out with her she was my first relationship real relationship she's the one who I definitely had sweet puppy love for we're still homies to the day um just didn't work out we dated like literally okay we dated twice but we were together like six times um it's great human being but yeah she definitely was the one that made me be like o was it tough when you come out uh the people around me were great so not really publicly yeah but I feel like at the end of the day everybody's going to have something to say of course so yep this like May having [ __ ] podcast everybody's got an issue with it you still watching exactly um do you have any wildest fan interactions oh my God so many um so many there's this one that always stands out to me I was on this cruise ship and cruise ship hallways are this big and these two people came up to me and they were like Star Struck and they stood there and I was trying to get through in the hallway and they just kept like Crossing me standing there and it's just random cutie little one um when I found out that Miley Cyrus was a fan of mine that's made me [ __ ] my pants I would my [ __ ] my pants myself when she knew my name I couldn't even say her name back and I was like you're literally my favorite human and I can't think which you kind of had like the switch like her is that what inspired you to like yeah that's one thing I really admire about her like every phase she's had that she's went through like you know Hannah Montana then like she went a little crazy cut her hair and now she's like back to like her wholesome self I love her I never once stopped liking her I was like I [ __ ] love you you do you sister thing I do inspired by her Miley like we can't stop that's what that kind of like reminds me of you you had your haircut too didn't you at one point yeah because of her there you go yep I want to show you cuz she hasn't seen it either I don't know oh wait she on SNL last time you were evidently hell yeah that's it well it was someone impersonating her was it Chloe I feel like Chloe could pull that off he was he made such a big honor that really is such a big honor oh my God it's sometimes hard cuz you're like are they making fun of me that's a [ __ ] honor I mean I get that a lot like the making fun of me thing yeah no SNL doing it next level cuz the thing is with SNL is it's they think every single person in America knows who you are and so that's why they can do that [ __ ] yeah big big big honor have they done you yeah they did a full Karma skip back in when Karma came out oh my gosh yeah that but [ __ ] honor were you're like so the same girl that did you that's who I was like did Chloe play it cuz CH chlo's the blond one you know what I mean and so she plays they've done a couple of Jojo things but when Karma did they did like a six minute me being interviewed on their new segment as the karma beast and it was I mean it's again it's an honor had either of you watched SNL at all before being on the show CU you guys are young I barely I'm I'm in my 30s and I barely I barely watched it growing up I mean I I've known it you know what I mean like I know about it but not like when I texted you last night saying you're on SNL did you know what I was talking about I didn't even see where you texting me I was in I ain't going to lie I was hot as [ __ ] watching Netflix I was minding my business you smoke me I have do you like it no what do you trip no I just really like to be in control and my life is so unpredictable and if I'm ever like like needed or something happens and I'm high and I can't leave or help or fix it or whatever I would just I hate it that's a good way to put it maybe I should think like that yeah it's just like being sober I'm too I'm too much of a like helpful mhm person that like I can't you probably go to therapy I saw a podcast you done and you were like you only drunk like four times yeah Power to you my brother I don't like being sober you don't like being sober I mean I like being sober some times other times I'm like I need a drink I need a hit you know Chuck that [ __ ] up you don't Vape either do you no don't ever pick it up I have I my vocal cords are [ __ ] up so I have one vocal cord that is completely ruptured don't know what it means but basically one vocal cord works so how normal people have two they're both white I have one that is white and one that is bright red and so I can't [ __ ] up my lungs there are because my cords already [ __ ] up don't do it y you're going to get halfway up them out and be like yeah does that not like affect you like singing no really bad yeah but hey you're doing it though hey I will take over and SN okay JoJo what's your biggest turn on better yet before I ask this question what is your real [ __ ] name cuz I Wikipedia it and I'm not very sure what it is Joel Joel okay there's like five or 10 different ones and I was like what yeah Joel Joon C was my real name Jo my biggest turn on is just like like literally start making out with me like just anytime any place I'm I'm like a do it at the right time right place type of girl but like I always want it like it I I fall when I'm falling for and I I want it when it's wanted you know what I mean and so like with my girlfriend like literally I could be like uploading Snapchats and she could like get on top of me and start making it out and instantly I will be like I mean get like a boner like lady boner yeah exactly [ __ ] yeah know somebody else has one of those oh that's actually what my ick list is called Lady B it's like ladyboner turn offs Val it's like my ick list what are your men icks I only have one I have two icks for men for men for men okay women I have no ex long toenails sicken me disgusting um I have plenty I have two for men peeling an orange what picture a man peeling an orange orange you got [ __ ] no yeah I never thought about that do you have any eggs for girls no no okay just me okay basically we're targeting men um like ending a jump rope whether it's getting stuck tripping stopping something with a jump rope what if you're good at jump rope as a guy at some point you have to end them but so if you saw a guy doing like the spins and like the crossover and you be as soon as stop second he ends it's like why the [ __ ] did you stop interesting like I think that's out I love those I never thought that let me see I'll feeling out a jump rope and peeling oh oh I'm sorry about peeling an orange if they're peeling it for like their wife or their kid [ __ ] adorable but it's peeling an orange for themselves oh yeah it's like cut it up pick a different fruit I don't know thought about that one so there was this guy damn fellas we oranges anymore I guess it's over I don't think I've told this sick yet so there was this guy we hung out with like when this first happened and like it was like a a friendship Vibe well at least my side it was but like he's how can I say this without like calling him out he's getting into country music and stuff like that this [ __ ] was like singing in my ear and I was like can you stop when JoJo thank you for coming ah thank you for having me woohoo word up go like comment subscribe to talk to with Haley Welch follow wherever you get your podcast while you're watching this take a picture and tag me and tell me who you want next tag me and talk TOA and I'll be sure to repost I'm really excited about my new merch and if you want some for yourself go to shop. better. apppp and one more time shop. better do app