i am tank fish and right now i have a broken leg bleeding artery coronavirus fragmented bones and severe depression welcome to decaying winter a survival game located in the siberia where you must fight waves of angry russians who intend to steal all of your bloxy colas at least that's what i believe i don't know what the the lord is actually well you see uh we're on the planet eating 227 and there was this event called the collapse and they put it in 227 and like a toxic storm yeah and it happened while this dude was like void dude was like fighting hordes of enemies trying to do something look man i just carry the machine gun in this game you must scavenge for supplies that will help you survive the attacks of the proletariat trust me when i say that the supplies are scarce so scarce in fact that you have to fight your teammates to get that last flintstone gummy you need to manage your resources carefully for example if you have low hp before night 5 don't use meds kill yourself if your teammates are trash and i'll die then you have severe depression don't go see a psychologist kill yourself if you have stage 4 cancer it's too late kill yourself and yeah that's basically decay winter fun game reminds me of real life 10 out of 10. oh my god he looks like the yellow hat man goes the war he's gonna bring his monkey i got the monkey in the closet just unleash the chimps i'm george and i'm very curious it's been a year since i last played this game so it's uh oh no no no hello there look like a christmas elf i'll wear my green helmet of luck guys watch and learn all right guys i'm solid engineer gaming i solve practical problems such as overpopulation i want to kill things bro this guy hit me once with his pipe and my leg broke you're disabled he's straight up aim for my nico nico kneecaps bruh oh my god i'm so slow oh tactical spear tier three you lose some you win some i guess sounded like an animatronic you [Applause] go [Music] go go go oh my god i'm so slow what you guys do i'm having i'm having the time of my life over here no no sir [Music] i lost my tactical spear you win some you lose some i guess fabulous try pressing zero you'll run faster okay i was the last one on the team oh my god wait what i'm coming back ow what the bro this dude hit me once and i got artery there's some yeah you hit you in artery well you gotta hit me in the artery man he's a trained killer are you gonna get trained in the apocalypse online courses that you assume it's been two nights i haven't found a tourniquet i'm bleeding to death just drink your blood wow yeah reduce your cycle noob tourniquet please 20 uh did you guys for real found all this tourniquet around after i died of artery yes let me solo her guys let him solo her look at all these tarnish i hope they don't have guns because that's going to be bad oh yeah they have a gun you guys deal with this big jump why are you guys fighting over there there's literally a turret stay in front of it in your lunchbox now no my lunchbox okay i'm tipping morning agent on your team is down four more else rip me your mom morning agent on your team is down bro i'm so i'm so slow oh my god that deals so much damage all right you guys do this i'm half dead i'm oh my god what was that there's a black man he's like invisible and he kills you oh my god let's guess a member of the chihuahua clan beat her up beat her up it's a woman it's a woman oh my god peter's ass why are you using a light attacks go back to the kitchen [Applause] oh no that that man has a good it's fine i'll avenge you like watch on man i love having like four morel because uh certain mysterious people keep on dying take your depression pills i haven't died once in this run dude run dude uh-huh i haven't died once gets killed by dream all right i'm coming back oh oh we got a riposome check guys oh my god bro i'm i'm so slow oh god i don't think i can actually make it retreat to the safe zone i can't oh no run run run run run oh dude this is lunchbox over here oh that's my lunchbox that's my lunchbox my mom made my favorite lunchables have this gun i don't need this bro how about drugs more jokes that i can get behind oh i'm being stalked by the black man but this time i got high explosive each holy oh scavoy [Music] i know i'm not supposed to be going outside but this music makes me want to go outside hank no no [Music] hey look it's a sad boy let me just don't do it make it cry even harder what is that oh what the yeah i got the stickler run i'm coming for that ass scout here this is bad real bad oh oh hey tank what's this negromancy necromancy oh there's a hanger oh it's low tier god you serve basically getting kills while your goggles are activated increases your melee damage and there is no limit the catch here is that it resets your streak whenever you take your goggles off and your goggle can take damage once it reaches zero you have to take it off and also you'll be stepping into traps more often because you can't see tank what are you doing i challenge him to a dual fate oh oh thank god she thank you what i two shot at it this is what power feels like that's a lot of damage what durability is your uh [Music] playing executioner my balls grew exponentially in size and i decided it's time for us to challenge the sledge queen we got annihilated several times in case you don't know this woman is a raid boss that's actually harder than the final boss on top of all her abilities like the one that allows her to jump to the stratosphere and dive down a mock tent to smack you in the head she's also got an army of only fan subscribers if you dare lay a finger on this woman her army of sims will immediately gun you down since we're asked of the game we determined that it is better for us to use some more unconventional tactics i wouldn't say it's cheating it's um extreme teamwork the plan is to get four risk runners and just use the sheer amount of firepower to gun her down before her or her sims can do anything as i have said before if something doesn't die when you shoot it you probably didn't shoot it enough say hello to my little friend she didn't die we kind of forgot about the fact that we have shame and half our shot didn't land so we ran out of bullets and died the drifter will pay the sledge queen out and we place a ring of turrets we basically try to make her stay inside of the ring so all the turrets can fire for some reason zealots turrets don't trigger her sims so all we had to do was stay alive it surprisingly worked and we took no casualties we stole her lunchbox and holy she's got a lot of things in there probably from all the stream donations [Music] we could have stopped with plan b but we like to beat women so we came up with another plan four blitzers and one drifter the blitzers will cover the drifter in bombs you know exactly where this is going to go ready are you all right for my ability holy guys we could have used the tick spiders and holograms to have no casualties oh what oh kill it but where the is the fun in that so yeah after all this bullsh with the sledge queen our balls again grew in size so we decided to do the true ending which is basically decaying winter but more painful first we need to grab the seat dildo found in the crashed ship on the mountain then we go in sledge queen's basement to grab a key card be careful there's a few children she locked up inside and they will attack you after that you come to this place and open the secret door that leads to a secret lab you have to go to the left side first to send a distress signal to the agency then go to the right side to grab some respirators after that you have to survive wave 10 to activate the evac protocol so you can get the out so yeah we're doing that oh yeah we don't have to worry about sledge queen chilling over there now yeah the wicked just dead oh how do you get it i can't it's blocked why is it blocked runs you get the thing why why did you get the sword no i didn't what you're supposed to grab the thing wrong you had one job face uh all the way at the top of the mountain top of the mountain oh where top of the mountain in the plane the switch i said okay wrong wrong yes that oh i thought you were talking about the mountain at the top get hey man you didn't specify instructions unclear climbed up mount everest all right get ready get ready wrong here i go got him bruh i'll get him i'm in i'm i'm hiding i'm honey i can't see anything oh there's people down here there's people down here get it get it i stun them get it tank get a tank guys done though card and i got it i got it i got it right i catch this oh they poisoned you i can't climb i'm gonna bleed out i'm gonna bleed out it's fine we got the car we got the card we're good only a scratch only a small scratch beat them up beat him up we stabbing him like in britain hey bro what you doing out here what's mid gesture all right let me just open it where's mob i'm on top i see you guys ready three two one let's go no the other side the other side the other side all right i smoked them oh i got done unpoisoned i'm going i'm gone i'm gone we're getting it i'm dodging i'm dodging i'm dodging a weaving are you getting it no they got me you didn't get it i was in the room i didn't get it they got me mom how did you die i got mowed down when they took my drugs in detroit man it's so sad man bro it's a breaking bad outro for the last episode you just zoom out of the maker since we're doing the true ending we needed a strat to consistently survive the waves we're all asked of the game so something simple and brain dead is required here's the strap we came up with we call it the maginot line we stay in this side room so all the enemies will come through the front it is possible for them to come from the back if we stay too far behind the room in that case a match no line a hivemind will deploy his wasp testing people in the balls here making them vomit and slowing them down then we have two zealots putting down their turrets in rotation killing off the immobilized enemies who are barfing all over the place with this strat all we have to do is sit back grab some popcorns and watch our enemies die a slow painful death zero skill required bozos pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew oh that was easy and here you go all right thank you have fun down there i will all right moving now moving not moving now stand up stand up stand up got it i got it i got it nice i got it nice nice i guys took the first to move on rod is like moving a snail speed bro it wasn't your fault god damn it dude i have five morale i have morale in real life it's fine it's fine walk it off walk it off it's all right you got stim packs for a reason all right jay take the speed potion man good thing we found this stuff at that gas station in the middle of the desert all right mom where are we hurry this thing is 300. [Music] can't see sh all right let's go tank we can do this we can do this i'm going i'm going [Music] ron you're the only one left good luck what the you're the last one complete the mission what's happening to ron is every single time we respond he watches all of his friends run out and never come back they told me to stay and they never came back okay so tank just blow them sky high mob buffs me and then i just sprinted through like i used to all right buffing i'll just go let's go okay i'm throwing them [Music] all right let's go let's just go did you get it almost almost almost [Music] got it got it got it nice i 100 got it i can finally die in peace i got like a drill pod you want it the mission was actually for a raspberry jewel pod yeah raspberry bring back strawberry next time i want a decimator oh yeah we have a decimated blueprint don't worry tank i have your weapon yes yes [Music] uh all right everyone grab one bottle of water and uh one mre and we'll eat it before tomorrow night last supper backside yeah they're all coming this side they're all coming that side come on boys we can do this yeah this is the run this is the wrong place it's the ride oh my god jerry jerry get back uh when you hear the boss thing everyone grip up with mob and me i'll cloak all of you and mop off all of us this morning heavily armored hostile detected shield now shield now shield now shut up [Music] nice nice nice nice nice no don't push out stay here stay here do not push out oh nice we lived oh i respawned come on true ending true ending evacuation protocol oh when the agency came to pick us up we thought we could finally escape this hellhole and see our family again we rushed to the ship without grabbing any extra supplies because we believed it was going to be a quick in and out pickup oh boy that was our first mistake once we got to the evac ship the satellite picked up multiple hostile signals coming our way we had to fly out of here quick so we yelled at dude who was the only one who had a pilot license but he was on the floor bleeding out from his artery and was in no condition to fly the ship mob control armetic use all the remaining medical supplies to get high a celebration they were not left for dude he slowly died of blood loss without a pilot we had to engage the automated flight system but because the computer didn't have rgb and was decked out with i3 intel processor with no gpu and one megabyte of ram it needed a long time to calculate the flight path we had to survive until then since we didn't take jack from the base we were not properly armed so raw run out in an attempt to grab some guns from the supply crates outside it was lit up by three dudes with ak amps the moment he stepped out of the ship mob tried to drag him back but because he was so high he didn't notice the sniper and was nailed in the face with a 50 cow seeing all his friends die jerry rushed out in rage with his arm blade to avenge his comrades he brutally murdered the sniper who killed mob and two other guys but was hit in the face by a throwing axe and instantly died on your team is down take it's just you you're the last one complete the mission bro why are you all dead now i am the only one left and i'm slowly bleeding out my squad is wiped out i'll be joining them soon my last words subscribe like and comedy or i will hunt you for the rest of your life [Music] do [Music] [Music] you