Ever go to Waffle House because I just went for the first time and I was super excited because I've heard a lot about it So I walk inside sit down at a table and the lady serving me goes What you want and as I'm telling her my order I see a rat run across the floor right by my feet and I let Out a little scream because it caught me by surprise, but you want to know what the server said she goes Don't worry Jerry don't bite Jerry you named the rat meeting. It's been here before and also How do you know he doesn't bite? Just because Jerry hasn't bitten yet doesn't mean he won't in the future.
But anyways, I ordered waffles and the service was pretty quick. She brought them out to me right away. And they looked great, so I took my first bite, but something about them just tasted off.
Now I never want to be the person that asks for new food, so I just took a couple more bites. But I started to cough and I was like, okay, I can't eat this anymore. And I asked her if she could make me new waffles and she was like, sure honey. But now I was curious why these tasted the way they did, so I watched her make these new ones.
And I figured out why. I saw her go to the waffle maker, open it up, And spray it with Febreze! No, not cooking spray. Febreze! I was eating air freshener!
So when I saw her do that, I was like, Oh, excuse me, uh, could I just get some eggs and bacon? Actually, I'm not really feeling the waffles anymore. So she made me that, and after bringing my food, she went outside with her co-worker, and they just sat on the curb and talked. But they were the only two people working, so there was no one left inside after they left. Well, unless you count Jerry as a worker.
But I had to wait like 20 minutes before they came back in to get any refills, and to pay my bills. So all in all... It was a pretty sick experience.
Am I ever gonna go back for the food? No, um, but I may go back for the entertainment. That was pretty good