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Exploring Weird Online Products

welcome everybody to whatever this is gonna be I I decided that I wanted to do something different here on the channel and I want to go over weird stuff that I can find online now other people have done this before in the past Felix used to have an entire series on it and I used to love watching them and I wanted to do myself so now is the perfect time because I do a lot of the meme videos I know this would be a good opportunity for me to be able to do some of this as well so I went on to my discord and I asked people to send me links to a bunch of weird products online and boy did you succeed so we have a bunch of stuff that I am very excited to unveil some of them are going to be sooner than others and some of them I have wanted for a very long time and some of them are completely gross so this is going to be very interesting but first I need somewhat of a wardrobe change right now I look way too normal I look like a youtuber I'm not supposed to look like that I'm supposed to look like it degenerate like I really am you're all ready for the big reveal [Music] what are it's me baked beans man I think of most of the wig in my mouth there were supposed to be a mask that comes with this that has like a full English breakfast on it a full Irish Breakfast uh-huh but it didn't arrive yet so I can't put it on but we do have something else to round out the ensemble get a load of this all of you feed people oh yeah oh yeah Oh remember Billy bass this is him now I'm gonna go out and catch a trout so that's half of my items already admitted are you turned on yet and since I'm a big whiny baby youtuber people told me to get this which is a a pacifier that has different shapes I wanted one that had like really weird messed-up teeth and I didn't have the ring in the front but again it didn't ship to me maybe for next time there's gonna be a sequel to most of these good very professional youtuber and this is my job day-to-day I feel I come back yes silicone orthodontic nipple hey mom passed me the silicone orthodontic nipple sure thing for months year old okay oh yeah kind of things in my mouth for a really long time I'd be terrible at sucking penis and powering through these really quick we're getting through the easy ones first but another one that I I said this recently I said recently because I have the see aunt mug I can't say the actual word or YouTube will be like not on my watch but now I have new mugs I have the whole collection my Infinity Gauntlet is going to be complete this is my D ik mug so if we put all the dishes from now on and I'm like where's my NIC mug smells like a can here this is the one I want but not only do we have the ich mug we also have the itch mug you're staring at my feet do you want you want a little foot play I don't know if I'll actually get to monetize if I take off my socks I don't think anybody wants that can't even show this because this is a orthodontic nipple it's very nice for short con I know I know how babies like it see it doesn't matter what age you are everyone wants to so kind of titty we have my ick mug and now we have my itch mug my collection is almost complete I've I have my aunt mug my ik mug and my itch mug all I need now is my oak mug and my ish bag okay and then then I'd have all the Infinity stones get ready to get snapped these are gonna be Easter eggs in every video from now on so you're gonna have you're gonna have to just gonna be a point system there's gonna be an exam at the end of every month and you're gonna have to see how many times I use these mugs it's gonna be an Easter egg hunt every single time please watch all my videos now we're getting to the stuff that I am really excited for this is gonna be the last one this is disgusting it's it looks like a pink bear soap right now doesn't smell like one just think of it as flesh you're gonna want to see what that is the next thing we have is the speed ball it's a thing that boxers used to train it's a ball you put on your head and then you punch it and it comes back I'm gonna get a face full of balls oh one of them is a lot harder than the other I think you need to see a doctor of one of your testicles is a lot softer than the other one okay how does this work where is that oh well bike keep your ball dude I know they don't look like my regular feet I promise that they are do you a net you a smell wise choice be be wise choice like all those years ago like mr. Miyagi taught me I'm ready to go fighting I'm ready I am ready to go out and laser hit some business this is really long oh yeah this is what I bought it for a hole yeah you want you want to go you want to go mr. ball I'm absolutely terrified of this [Music] this is airplane don't have the reach I'm not welcome Paul yeah no Kampala que si do you want to watch that or you want to watch the Jack fight himself the real enemy is within the real fight starts now I should go with a softer ball damn okay my wigs not snatched no more it's round two oh yeah here we go [Music] yeah come on meatball it's got I got nothing to tip my rate my beans [Music] this is how I actually fight because you ladies and gold for I'm Irish I think we know who won that fight yes undefeated champion master of the world dagger of nipples we have come to the final piece which is this pink block it looks like any other pink block right no it has holes in it this is called the post popper yeah baby immediately lead it out of the room when he saw this this is something that was sent in that I repulsively gag dad when I saw the clip of it so that was like okay immediately have to buy that it's the thing that lets you simulate popping spots pimples pus gross the stuff that's supposed to be in your body that built up because your body too nasty that's what we're getting out of this right now and I don't know how this works Oh gross look yeah there's so much in there you on it's greasy oh it smells bad oh it's making sounds oh it's doing it Oh gross why am I still doing it in ways it's satisfying ooh ooh you know what you pop spots in your face and you want that nasty to get away from you yeah let's put that in the game I feel good about racing I feel good about life right now I think that this was a really great idea and I think that we should do more of it these are all the products I have for right now I have a couple of left over those gonna have to wait till next time so please leave like in the video if you enjoyed it if you got repulsed by it that only means that I did my job well and that means you have to like it even more oh my god I can squeeze all of them oh my god ah somebody need how much do you want to wash your face after watching this thank you guys so much for watching this this was extremely fun to do please leave suggestions for other products to get and put them put mainly Amazon links cuz that's the easiest ways to get them from an amazon co dot uk' is even easier because they get to me really fast and that means that I can record more of these videos very quickly [Music] but also don't forget to subscribe to the channel because I upload videos every single day and there's got to be more of these ones so hit a big old fat ball on that Bell it came back and I'll see you guys next time yeah different guessing guess I'm watching you want to go [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]