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Tournament of Disgusting Bugs Summary

welcome back to the Papa meat Channel how you doing how you doing come on and sit on down because today I'm sick oh I don't know if you can hear my voice or anything but my head is congested we haven't done a tournament video in a while so I wanted to do a tournament video on the most disgusting bugs I look down go Ahad and show a picture of my hand bit I had to go to the ER and I've been sick ever since then so I'm nervous that bugs have poisoned me and bugs are disgusting I don't think anybody likes Bugs if you like bugs then you're either probably hyper intelligent or I don't know I don't know who else would like bugs goth girls with big titties and tarantula terrariums are you DM me don't DM me that's a that that was that was a joke that went too far but this a goth girl with a big beautiful boobies and a tarantula reads a lot differently than Steven with a tarantula or lizard people or lizard people if you breed snakes I know a guy who breeds snakes it's one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen but anyways today we are going to try to figure out what exactly is the most disgusting bug the more I thought about it the more vile disgusting little creatures there are out there and this is the list that we have we have bed bugs lice rat fleas ticks tapeworms German cockroaches blister beetles AET fly dung beetle leeches human itch mite tongue eating louse puss caterpillar murder Hornets kissing bugs and botflies Now ladies and gentlemen I'm not saying that this bracket has all of the most disgusting bugs maybe there will be multiple tournaments but for now these are a very nefarious bunch of disgusting Critters I think that we can all agree can I get an amen hallelujah that's Hallelujah can I get an amen amen thank you Nick do you have debt well PDS debts here to help that's right whether it's credit card debt medical bills collections or personal loans it doesn't matter your credit score if you've got $10,000 or more in debt PDS debt can help if you're 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bugs are small parasitic insects that feed on blood of humans and other warm-blooded animals they are known for infesting homes where they hide in mattresses bed frames and small cracks within your household crawling creatures are bed bugs since they are nocturnal the best time to find these is between midnight and 30000 a.m. I I would I feel like I would throw up I'd move female bed bugs lay white oval eggs and cracks and crevices eggs hatch in about 6 to 10 days that is quick they can live for several months to a year under favorable conditions underneath your beautiful extremely clean mattress the things you put underneath your mattress and the kind of stuff you do in your bed think about that next time bed bugs are mostly active at night feeding on their host while they sleep oh God they just Chomp away at you while you sleep so they can actually sense like carbon dioxide I just want to say here's a couple signs you might have bed bugs all right you gross little itchy red wellts or bumps on the skin often a line or a cluster are usually a common time or small blood stains may appear on sheets or pillowcases from crushed bed bugs isn't that fun you roll over and it sounds like you just rolled over a bunch of Frito L chips it's not real La bed bugs why so bloody these are signs of bed bugs right here what you've got is all the feces that's the blood that they've pooped out when they came back after they feasted on their host which would be the guy that lives here those [ __ ] nails are bitten down are they as bad as mine are they as bad as yours no no one's nails are as bad as yours Nick but show a pi picture of Nick's and Nails that's the guy that works with me that that's the absolute serial killer that works with me I you know bed bugs that's that's [ __ ] that's pretty disgusting but against lice God even just how lice look if you don't know what lice are good for you you're that means you're a clean person lice are small wingless parasitic insects that live on the skin of mammals and birds they feed on blood skin or feathers of their host there are three main types of lice that infest humans head lice body lice and pubic lice that's the Forbidden Bush pubic lice can also be found on coarser hair such as eyebrows eyelashes armpits and beards oh trust me they know where they're going there are also cases of super light which are lights that are resistant to over-the-counter medication and need prescription drugs for treatment also she had bugs on her shirt as well so it was just a lot going on the Forbidden Nutella is what that looked like dude that is insane oh this is kind of hard they're both disgusting which do I think are more disgusting bed bugs or lice bed bugs to me I don't they're just they they're just full of blood and they [ __ ] Blood also they're like in the seams of your mattress for me personally I got to say bed bugs okay all right which one would you rather eat what a weird thing to ask next we have rat fleas and ticks [ __ ] rat flea oh that I do not like the look of that guy I do not like the look of rat fleas that is that is upsetting rat fleas are parasitic insects known primarily for their and transmitting diseases between rodents and humans a bug that sole purpose is being like I was on a rat once I want to give you something that the rat have the most notable species is the Oriental rat flea which is an Infamous for its association with transmission of the black plague a lot of people died woo besides the black plague fleas can also transfer tapeworms if ingested and carrying a murine typhus which whatever the that means dead fleas here oh that's a sound of her crunching them what a creepy fing video dude oh my god oh the way they like crawl over each other oh god I've always feel so bad for the animals too that have to deal with this [ __ ] dude the amount of bugs in there that is so gross especially the whole thing of them eating on rats and then going up and being and yeah like basically spitting in your mouth I heard you wanted this they spit the disease in your mouth I don't like that I don't like that at all me no likey next up we have oh God ticks I hate how ticks are so flat and then whenever they're they get all plumped up with blood it's so [ __ ] gross dude I feel like everybody's experienced ticks before in their lifetime you you've had to have at least one tick on you my buddy had sea ticks on his stomach or on the belt of his stomach and they were all bur burrowed in his stomach and you get see Under the Skin one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen in my life taks attached to their host by embedding their mouth Parts into the skin and feeding on the host's blood they secrete a substance that helps them adhere securely to the host that's why it's soing annoying getting rid of them I like how they're just like all right let me bite into your skin and they take like Gorilla Glue and they just like put it around their mouth and just like I'm not [ __ ] leave anybody got the mega M head on theing tick there good God but the biggest reason why I hate ticks is the disease that they carry lime's disease Rocky Mountain spotted fever and Alpha Gale syndrome which makes you allergic to red meat dude they can just be like hey you like steak not anymore not anymore we're tick We're Cute like that I don't know God look at that cluster of tick oh that's always why I give my nice perers my nice little doggos nice tick and flea medicine tick on the inside of the lip is that the ticks really had a symmetric way that they attached to the neck and that as they start to pull them off that there's no damage to the skin if I didn't know better I would think that these were actually just beans glued to the skin if I saw that I'd be like oh my God that poor kid out of my sheer hatred I would probably say tick just because also ticks to me it's just the disease also dude the amount of ticks I've had on my balls oh dude balls armpits like your [ __ ] neck tick suck man what would you say I'm more scared of ticks I think I am too I think I'm more like afraid of T I'm going to go tick I'm going to go Tex next up we have tapeworms and German cockroaches tapeworms tapeworms or cadds are parasitic flat worms that can infect the digestive tract of humans and animals they are known for their segmented bodies and can grow up to 33 ft long that's insane well do you think they like Circle back and they're just curled up oh like a big piece of spaghetti eggs are released in the environment through the feces of the definitive host and are then ingested by the intermediate host such as cattles pigs or fish in the intermediate host the eggs hatch into larvae and form cysts in tissues when the definitive host humans or other animals consume raw or undercooked Meats containing these csts the larvae develop into adult tapeworms in the intestines so basically if you don't cook your meat right and [ __ ] pig you're eating got worms you're going to get the worm too that's disgusting you want to you want to show we see see it again there it is show my bug bite one more time show the tapeworm show a 7-Day old tick back to the tapeworm yeah we're talking about bugs which you can tell that you have a tapor by some of these symptoms which can range from mild to severe and may include abdominal pain digestive issues weight loss and the presence of the tapor segments in your stool you [ __ ] out worms might have tapeworm have you seen the ham girl video the Thai girl like spreading her ass on little tapor goes I'm too sick for this video I feel like I'm going to hurl comes out and gives you a peck on the cheek actresses who like they get uh jimmied in their in their bum it's like a [ __ ] it's like a piece of like a flushy cauliflower that comes out and just like and P out I don't like that some people must think that's hot let that let that cauliflower oh yeah that meat cabbage just sit out like that somebody not me but somebody yeah how do you treat tapeworms antiparasitic drugs are commonly used to treat tapeworms infections surgical removal of cyst may be necessary which I've seen some of those surgery videos before and it'sing disgusting when they pull out like seriously like a 30 foot long tapeworm you want to die it looks like a bunch of spaghetti it's I just actually recently saw what it made me one was want to throw up you'll never believe what these things are coming out of this puppy these are actually tapeworms that this puppy's been infected with I don't I feel like Chef Boyard D or something I me I I I good [ __ ] God moving on to German cockroaches dude there are over 4,000 species of cockroach but the German cockroach is the most common and Troublesome roach of them all I [ __ ] hate roaches so much and German cockroaches are omnivorous and will eat almost anything including crumbs grease food scraps and even non-f food items like soap and toothpaste they'll just eat your [ __ ] toothpaste dude but cockro es they're Invincible they cannot die don't know why but they just cannot die cockroaches are known to carry variety of pathogens and parasites that comp pose serious health risk to humans such as salmon eoli hepatitis A pinworms round warms and hookworms see that's why I don't like about cockroaches you're cying with worms bi them not just one bug it's two or three or four I don't know how many different worms also I'm pretty sure they can survive nuclear bombs that's like been the biggest Urban myth I don't know if it's true I'm not going to lie I had this coffee I looked in there the ice that's flating at to I thought that was a roach for a second I've had a long history of not liking cockroaches either because when I was a kid in the original Creep Show the 1983 Creep Show the last segment in that is a guy who's like a he's very anal and clean about his stuff and then cockroaches just appear of everything and they even come out of him like they go inside of him and everything also then in movies too like Men In Black the way they have like the way the Cockroaches sound when they like Stomp and crack and everything I feel like Hollywood has done a good job by making cockroaches like the most disgusting or like most vile or evil bug out there besides like spiders or whatever but still cockroaches are [ __ ] gross are they as gross as tapeworms though if you look at it like if if it's just like they're chilling doing their thing tor's just kind of chilling in your guty Works he's kind of just chilling there the German cockroaches when they're just chilling they're you know they're multiplying which one's more gross though I feel like a tapeworm is more gross it's just the idea of like something inside you like that it's just also inherently they look grosser to me yeah tapeworm tapeworm is just more is it has to be more gross next up we have the BL blister beetle and the sety Fly the blister beetle I really don't like the way this thing looks I don't like its red ass head it's like ant head with its like Hornet body I don't like this blister beetles are a family of beetles that have the ability to produce a toxic chemical called cantharidin which can cause blistering of the skin and other health issues contact with the blister beos or their secretions can result in painful blisters and dermatitis oh man first off this like Thomas the CH we don't know what kind of bedding is underneath this guy's leg or whatever but that goop is disgusting what about what what what the hell is the I've never even heard A csy fly csy flies are large biting flies located in the subsaharan Africa the parasites responsible for the sleeping sickness in humans the sleeping sickness is fever headaches joint pains and if untreated neurological symptoms and evening death like it looks like a regular fly but it looks like a fly that has skin and it looks like it itself has worms and I don't like that but the sey fly that bit Dwight wasn't just a nuisance it was infected with a deadly parasite a single celled killer called tranisa and when the fly bit him these parasites flooded into Dwight's bloodstream inside his body to me this isn't even this is no contest I feel like the tsy fly is it's either get [ __ ] weird some weird glue that itches or die and also even just the look of it like it's like oh yeah the blister beetle it's am I an ant or am I a hornet I don't know and the tsy Fly is just like I have skin and worms you're going to die if I come near you it's got to be the tsy fly how about dung beetles versus leeches dung beetles which is a poop Beetle dung beetles feed primarily on fees which they locate using their strong sense of smell it's like I smell [ __ ] it's like wow that's what a yeah what a strong sense of smell these beetles roll dung into balls and transport them to different locations to bury it the beetles live in the dung itself laying their eggs directly into the feces this nutrient-rich environment ensues the larvae have a good start male dung beetles engage in territorial displays and battles using dung balls I want to say right now the dung beetle just sounds cool as [ __ ] look at him going walk rolling their little ball yeah dude they live in [ __ ] but who doesn't man although not all dung beetles eat poop exclusively they all eat it at some point in their life cycle dung beetles prefer to feed on herbivore droppings which are largely undigested plant matter I just like him doing his job rolling this ball every way I have to oh God I feel like leeches are just going I hate leeches oh that picture God leeches are segmented worms that attach to host and feed on their blood leeches possess three Jaws or cutting plates inside their mouth which can be used to make incisions in the host skin they also secrete an anti-coagulant called hudin to prevent blood from clotting while they feed particularly in blood leting where they would basically put leeches on your skin to suck out the sickness you get out the Bad Blood you get new good blood I love old medieval ways of science thinking well your blood's bad got to get that blood that bad blood out and get good blood in look leeches you know they are disgusting they're just disgusting to look at albeit not terrible I mean like obviously in this round the leech has got to win and if someone's like I have dung beetles as a pet I'd be like it's kind of dope next up we have human itch mites and tongue eating Lous human itmes what a [ __ ] disgusting name look at this thing like a alien it it does look like a [ __ ] alien my God the human itch mite is a parasite responsible for causing scabies my doctor thought I had scab on my penis cuz I put ancient Chinese medicine from Amazon on it Harry get Nick out of here ancient Chinese medicine from Amazon an adult mes can live on a person for 1 to 2 months off the human host that can survive for 48 to 72 hours they have to be on somebody for at least 1 to 2 months if not they're just [ __ ] next we have tongue eating Lous look at that thing in that fish's mouth he kind of looks cute with his face no he doesn't look cute cute dude look at him he just ate that fish's tongue probably the tongue eating last is a parasitic ISO oh God isopods are so gross makes me think that movie The Bay great horror film it'll make you hate isopods though that's how where I feel now the tongue eating lass is a parasitic isopod known for its unique and disturbing method of survival which involves replacing the tongue of its host fish so the isopod is just like I'm going to be your tongue the parasite primarily targets various species of fish and enters through its fish gills oh so it even crawls through like the way they breathe this parasite then takes place to the fish's tongue attaching itself to the remaining stub and functioning as the fish's new tongue it does not typically kill the host oh I hate the idea where it's just like I'm your new tongue let me go and eat that also I'd be like dude kill me it's like no we're here together you better hopefully likes the guy I don't [Music] know it's nasty oh see yeah I hate that oh god oh I don't like oh since a shiver down my spine him opening that up and it's like moving around oh my God oh God I mean I think isopods are just more disgusting looking even but also the way too of like it's going to bury through your neck and it eats your tongue away until your tongue is withered away and just falls off I got to do tongue eating La it's super alien super super alien my God next up we have the puss caterpillar and the murder Hornets first I just want to say murder Hornets that's a really [ __ ] metal name p Caterpillar p caterpillar and the southern flannel moths sounds like a band the puss caterpillar also known as the southern flannel moth caterpillar is notorious for its deceptively fluffy appearance and painful sting when touched the spines break off and inject Venom into the skin causing intense pain and a burning sensation it's almost like a venomous porcupine in picture form not too bad if it was on me I'd probably freak out like if it was actually if I if it was there I'd probably like what the [ __ ] and I like throw it so I don't know it's hard to say a murder Hornet though murder Hornet first off one of the best names I've ever heard I mean like Hornets in general flying bugs just creep me out murder Hornet is a calical name for the Asian giant hornet the largest species of hornet in the world and Asian giant hornets are predators primarily praying on other insects especially honeybees they can decimate bee colonies by killing adult bees and feeding on larvae and poopa the stinging of the Asian giant hornet is extremely painful and can deliver a large amount of Venom which contains cytotoxins and neurotoxins during the summer of 2013 at least 41 people were killed and hundreds were injured by Asian giant hornet stings I don't like that one bit what which one do I think is grosser though the murder Hornet is is more dangerous but is it more disgusting the pus caterpillar this is how I'm going to decide this is that if a mortar Hornet was on me I'd be like oh [ __ ] I'd be scared cuz I'm like it's going to sting me versus the pus caterpillar i' be like this is disgusting and I'd like cuz it's so uncanny a bug with fur how I'd probably go with pus caterpillar even though or puss caterpillar cuz I don't know we'll just see and the last match up during the first round is the kissing bugs or the bot flies I'm going to lay know right now it's going to be bot flies but still I'm kind of curious what are kissing bugs kissing bugs the kissing bug is a common name for a group of insects they have elongated cone-shaped heads with prominent antennas and Beak like mouth used for feeding kissing bugs feed on blood of mammals birds and reptiles they are nocturnal and tend to bite humans around the face Jesus dude the primary health concern associated with kissing bugs is the role as vectors for the parasite that causes chos disease the parasite is transmitted through the bug feces which can enter the body through the bite wound or mucous membrane so they bite you and they just [ __ ] in your wound hole well I will say that is pretty gross it it it's gross that they like go up to your face they not only do they just eat your face like around your mouth or your eyes but then they just like put their giant [ __ ] up to it and they're just like and they fart in [ __ ] into it that's pretty gross I don't know if I like that but bot flies my God God B flies also known as wearable flies or Gad flies are family of flies that are known for for their parasitic larvae that lay inside the body of living mammals including humans their life cycle goes as follows once the eggs hatch the larvae burrow into the skin of the host they can enter through their hair follicles wounds or mucous membranes The larva then create a small hole in the skin for breathing and continue to feed and grow within the host tissue after the larvae have fully developed they exit the host body and drop to the ground to pupate in the soil which I've seen some of these and it is disgusting you are the B gr of the female world blies are so gnarly dude so gross too I mean like it's without a doubt I mean like yeah the kissing bug shirt shits in your face but what which that was the first round there there's a lot of gross bugs here Nick I'm not going to lie this is this is kind of [ __ ] me up but round two why don't we get into it the first round now beg bugs versus tick I hate ticks so much the idea though bed bugs I will say have more of a nightmarish feel cuz tick it's like you can burn them off versus bed bugs it's like every time you lay down now you'll probably feel like a little something on your cheek or something like the psychological warfare that bed bugs have I think are just much more intense yeah I I'll say bed bugs tapeworms versus uh the tsy fly what's crazy about this one is that the tsy fly looks like it has a tapeworm inside of it already it's still just the idea that a tapeworm can be like 30 ft long is just insane off of looks the tsy fly is probably grosser looking just because it's more has more characteristic to it just the idea that a tapeworm is just constantly inside of you is pretty crazy just because tapeworms get so big you have to say tapeworms leeches versus tongue eating L as much as I hate leeches I honestly think the tongue eating allows but the idea that it like replaces your tongue and just lives inside you and it purly doesn't kill you so it can survive is versus leeches I don't know if they're as Mindful and as sadistic they just like kind of latch on and they just want to just suck on your blood yeah they're gross they're like long slugs but I think the isopod just like easily more [ __ ] the pus caterpillar versus bot flies I mean bot flies plusz cillar yeah it's like gross or a furry thing but bot flies are just so nasty especially to people I don't think people really realize how deep bot flies can burrow I mean they can be massive bot flies all right the semi-finals and yeah we're kind of we're not we're speeding through this now just because we we're we're experienced now now we know this is where the real champions start going dare I say the hardest match up of the day bed bugs versus tapeworms an internal threat versus an external threat bloody bed bugs that are [ __ ] blood everywhere leaving those marks and they're infesting like where you sleep they're crawling over you outside of you like imagine like crawling in your mouth or your eyes your ears crawling in your ears versus a tapeworm is already inside you it's like sing around and it just like it's made your actual gut their home oh this is hard I don't know they're both disgusting I'm going to do bed bugs just because there's so much more of them and at every stage it feels like it's a little worse tongue eating louses or bot flies tongue eating isopods or bot flies interesting about these is that they both burrow and Survive by not killing the host isopods have so much more characteristic in their face like they look like they have more of a conscious thought kind of look cute no they don't do you actually think isopods you think they look cute they little faces yeah yeah even that are you kidding me it looks [ __ ] disgusting dude they're black soulless eyes I'm trying to think of the idea is it more disgusting if something doesn't have a a characteristic thought like blies to me they're they're just like I latch and I just burn like I'm eating downwards but there's no thought there it's just like attach CHP CHP CHP CHP CHP versus the isopod is like dig latch on and now I'm like consciously here oh my God I thought the botfly was going to clean this but I think I'm leaning towards tongue eating louse but flies are just so nasty these one of these isopods eat my tongue and it's just in my mouth and I'm alive and I'm feeling it it's much more disgusting to me I got to do tongue eating louse I don't I this is the finals bed bugs versus tongue eating louse immediately I don't think bed bugs even competes here cuz yeah it's like disgusting or whatever but I would rather keep my tongue and I would rather not have a host like living inside my mouth and it's like hitting the roof of my mouth like I'm just thinking about that stuff like bed bugs don't do that yeah they could be crawling around me but I can at least be like versus this if I tried pulling out that isoot it would be like lash onto my tongue I'd be like I think we got to go that the tongue eating louse is the most disgusting bug on earth I think that's fair I think that's a fair I I feel like I feel fine with that being our champion maybe we'll do another one too and see if it compares the champion of that faces the champion of this tournament but I'm curious I mean I feel like dare I say it's a perfect run I think there was a Natural Evolution here I think the tongue eating isopods are the most disgusting show another one here show my bug bite show a tape form show the isop OD again another isopod that's our champion all right I don't feel good about this look at you you sick [ __ ] and then also Nick the whole time how do I know you're not an isopod it's just the face what they do is disgusting I think this has only made my illness even worse I'm going to retreat back into the darkness of my recovery hole much like the isopod in a fish's mouth where I will lay dormant until I must rise again did you agree with my my fish tournament I'm curious to hear what you have to say I don't really give a [ __ ] I think isopod are disgusting as [ __ ] but I am curious to hear what people have to say or do we miss some good bugs I'm curious I don't know I look forward to your comments till next time everybody uh if you see an isopod run run like hell we'll see you next [Music] time pound forp pound insects like these contain more protein than beef or fish they're perfect survival food