greetings quan dale dingle here oh my cousin henry bartholomew dingle nut got arrested for putting a tnt in a daycare center i put a camera in joe biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop i farted and a poopy almost slipped out i forgot to turn the stove off and burn down the whole house guys look it's quan dale dingle hey quantel dingle here again i've been apprehended in india for carrying out multiple fraudulent amazon and microsoft refund support calls my friend juan dale pringle also passed away next week due to heart failure anyways i will be escaping prison again may 2nd and i will be at the nearest mcdonald's signing autographs i was caught running by opposition's pockets in the streets of london holy my grandfather hillary arthur's thinking nuts was apprehended in a matter of minutes after trying to rob a fish and chip shot my acquaintance henry bartholomew dingle knight what did foundation forgot to dispose of my feces and made a big whoopsie in my diapey do you suffer from a lack of a father figure do you have clinical depression have you ever accidentally broken your mom's favorite coffee cup and when she found out you did it she tied you to a bed and spanked you with a metal spatula if you said yes to any of these things i don't care and to keep it a beam no one cares and your absent father should have just put you on a washcloth it's been two years down i still really really miss you mommy says you're not at the store and that you're six feet under whatever that means please come home daddy please save me i can't take this much longer well i gotta go mommy's at it's time for secret tickle time bye daddy [Music] stephen edgar diego lucy kramer emilio morgan cosmo solomon phil joe aaron jordan eugene tyler jones henry kevin daniel steven larry phillips chris james jack oliver jackson levi cameron wyatt david carter thomas [Music] hey guys quan dale dingle here i had to flee from juan dale pringle's house so unfortunately jeffrey pine pooter was arrested for mopping the floor with his brother's head that got sailed on a foot massaging asian doorknob they're lost in the upside down when will bought a demogorgon dancing mailman security guard with extra strawberries [Music] [Music]