Facty True and Very Real History: Episode One

Introduction

• Presenter: Bruff 45
• Topic: Annexation of Pete's Empire and the downfall of Joe

Pete's Empire

• Known for prosperity and strength
• Led by Emperor Pete I
• Key characteristics:
  • Advanced technology (e.g., bronze armor)
  • Vast trade networks (e.g., dominance over the Silk Road)
  • Formidable military
  • Innovation and strategic prowess (e.g., inventing the wheel, water)
• Controlled critical trade routes
• Strong centralized government

Joe's Kingdom

• Located to the east of Pete's Empire
• Leader: Joe, a charismatic and ambitious ruler
• Formation: United various tribes under his rule in the early 1400s
• Characteristics:
  • Powerful and expansive realm
  • Inspirational leader (e.g., famous speech in the capital)
  • Innovations attributed to Joe (e.g., air, gravity)
• Capital: Funny Joe Capital City Number One (out of two)
  • Large city with trillions of people
  • Fabled ancient world wonder: Giant Morbidly Obese Fat Rat Statue

Conflict Between Pete's Empire and Joe's Kingdom

• Initial peace followed by rising tension over resources and territorial claims
• Towns fought over:
  • Guys It's Me Golden Freddy
  • Guys It's Me Another (also called It's Me Golden Freddy)
  • It's Me Golden Freddy Wow It's Me
• Rising hatred between the two kings
• Led to the Great War, a monumental conflict