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Creating Humor with Tom and Jerry

With a new Tom and Jerry cartoon kit. This kit contains everything needed for quiet, sophisticated humor. One mean, stupid cat. One sweet, lovable mouse. And assorted deadly weapons.

The coffee and cigarettes are for the cartoonists. Just follow the simple instructions. First, put the sweet, lovable mouse into a simple situation expressing a natural human need, such as eating a slice of watermelon contained in our kit.

The result may not make sense, but it will last long enough for you to be comfortably seated before the feature begins. Ha! Come here!