GTA Pizza Delivery Missions Review

Pizza Time yep that's the intro so I think to start off our day as a average working citizen I'm going to go deliver some pizzas because it is currently 10:00 a.m. in game and that's clearly when people like to order pizza very normal now as we can see there is a pizza location over here near the beach I think there are three around the map there's one here one over here near the uh Casino area and then a final one is just in the middle of the map here near this sort of Park area thing I don't know what to call it from what I've heard you do five delivery missions and then you have a cool down of like 40 minutes or something stupid that seems a little bit ridiculous for you know a job that always needs work to be done like I have a friend that works in the pizza industry you don't really get 40 minute breaks that's not sort of how it works but it's GTA who really cares okay we're on our scooter and we have five different locations quite far away from each other annoyingly we'll start off going here and Hope Mak some money now I also do not know how much money you earn from this when we saw the leaks of it a few weeks ago uh it was like $1 per delivery so I'm hoping it's not that CU that would just be Dreadful beyond belief although it would be kind of funny if Rockside gave us an activity to make that little cuz then I would be forced to go ahead and make an 8 hour video on it because that's for some reason my content style so we also have a heat meter I don't necessarily know what that means is that like how fast I need to get there or is that if I breaking the law hello editor Dan here just realizing now that heat means the heat of the pizza you'd think that'd be obvious but clearly I'm at [ __ ] I'm not really sure don't Not Crash Into Me You demon I feel as a GTA YouTuber I should be like on top of things I should be the first to get to the information I should be knowledgeable but for some reason I'm the complete opposite about that I think on average most of you know more about this game than I do and that makes for certainly an interesting experience when I have to find everything out like I'm a little child every time I play the goddamn game okay deliver you at number one to a motel and I got to be on foot to deliver the pizza oh God rockstar I know that makes logistical sense but I'm just always so angry and anxy at this company o that's actually not bad in terms of cash $486 in tips and 2,000 overall so you get 2,000 and then extra tips on top of that okay it could be worse I guess it's still garbage but it could be worse is this the exhilarating gameplay you were hoping for today sorry for the disappointment I do find it really funny though that our character is someone who has taken down basically the government stolen from a private island of like a rich billionaire robbed the casinos and has like a drug Empire and now spend the time we're just delivering food to Citizens like it's a fun inclusion but story-wise this makes no [ __ ] sense like what is my guy doing I have nearly $2 million in the bank I should not be delivering pizzas for um what's considered in Los Santos minimum wage well someone's [ __ ] hungry do do not want your pizza or something what the [ __ ] you can tell I'm a delivery driver can you not I'm not that scary like my face is bad but I have a mask on or helmet wait was she not the person I was delivering to hold up were you just like waiting outside someone's house for no reason okay sure I won't call the cops so another thing about this update is that the bike I'm currently using or scooter I guess the pizza boy can actually be purchased um you can get a trade price by doing five deliveries but you can buy it now for like 60k or something stupid cheap stupid stupidly cheap I can speak um so I'm kind of interested to see how much faster this can actually be with a fully upgraded version of this scooter I doubt it's considerably faster but it will be interesting cuz obviously this bike right now has zero upgrades I would imagine I would hope you can put upgrades on it like you can every other vehicle in the game which would speed up the process by quite a bit don't think it would make it anywhere near worth it I don't know what this can be compared to maybe regular taxi work when it's not on Triple money like it is this week this is probably going to end up being one of those businesses that's kind of maybe useful for low levels but even then not really cuz as you may have seen if you watched my last video you can do the cluck and Bell raid from level one so basically if you're doing things for money and not for fun this is another absolutely useless inclusion which has kind of been roxus theme lately which is interesting but like I've said in other videos before I don't really care too much about actual money in this game like my whole series is about me wasting money so clearly I don't care at all I think the content being fun is more important to me so so having a job like this that you could technically do without breaking any laws is kind of interesting and I do appreciate that I don't know if something like this has been influenced by Rockstar's purchase of the companies that make GTA RP service I can't remember them at the moment cuz I'm stupid but it does seem like that type of thing has maybe influenced them because in gtrp you can obviously do delivery missions similar to this in a sense it will be interesting to see whether GTA 6 online has more of these types of missions that allow you to play Within the world get money without necessarily breaking the law or becoming a criminal cuz I think that is one thing that a lot of people do want like it sounds stupid we're playing a game that's called Grand Theft Auto and we want things that aren't theft related but at this point it's become more of just like an open world money Simulator more than a crime thing who really knows we might get a lot more delivery missions we may get fishing in the next game that would be fun wouldn't it I'm sure some people would unironically love that you know who you are okay delivery numero quatro that means four right I think and a final location and we are done with our first set I feel like a truly accomplished man today it is currently 6:30 p.m. I got out of bed like 3 hours ago and I'm delivering pizzas in a virtual game how am I still single why the [ __ ] is someone trying to shoot me what huh what okay I know I should be focusing on my deliveries right now but what's going on um excuse me sir why is there someone trying to kill me what have I done what is happening back to delivering pizzas yeah so I imagine that heat meter is probably about getting the pizzas delivered in time you know that typical saying of uh where the [ __ ] did we go no that's not the saying if you don't get it here in 30 minutes the pizza's for free that type of thing I imagine or you know I I can service the customer in some way not that I want to just a just a thought but there we go $221,000 for maybe 7 minutes of work or so ah it's all right it's not great but it's all right now I think we've unlock the trade price for this scooter now I don't know exactly where we buy it maybe War stock no it's not a stock oh there it is the Bazi pizza boy that is more expensive than I expected it to be oh well uh let's go ahead and buy it send it to my uh Del perro Beach Clubhouse and go ahead and upgrade the thing because you know I want to deliver more pizzas at a faster speed this time because I am a hardworking man that's why I got out of bed at 300 p.m. today also just to show you as we can see here on the mini map the pizza place is gray out and if we walk up to the door I imagine it's going to say something like we need to come back later there is a short cool down before you can deliv more pieas from this restaurant although we can go to the other two restaurants and deliver some more so that is what we will be doing once we go ahead and upgrade our new bike and there it is delivered to our motorcycle Clubhouse let's go ahead and give it a try ow damn what a garage I'm building here a pizza scooter and a fagio incredible so the pagari pizza boy can get all the regular update updates upgrades that I expected which is good to see imagine if this was like an hsw vehicle or something that would make me real excited but for now we just get the regular turbo transmission type things we can go ahead and get some bulletproof tires and then apart from that it's kind of just a respray no Livery which is kind of surprising to me considering it already kind of has Livery on it but we can go ahead and change the primary color and I'm going to change it to um I should probably just keep it how it is shouldn't I I will go ahead and get a red no a green number plate to match it and then I guess that is it not the most interesting vehicle to upgrade but we do have some more speed now so hopefully we can match Peter Parker's swinging speed I doubt it but we can try so we can head over to the other Pizza Resturant I can't speak see this is the issue when I start commentating after not saying a single word the entire day cuz I'm alone and sad um my lips just keep smacking together all wet like and it makes me struggle that was an awful sentence I apologize yeah this is a massive difference already it's not even as fast as like a base b or anything but it's definitely quicker than the little [ __ ] we had before so hopefully we can get some more pizzas delivered in good fashion it'll probably speed it up by like maybe 2 minutes but hey that's 2 minutes I can use to do something else and yes you know what I'm thinking and you know what while I am here I believe there is a spray can a spray paint can spray [ __ ] what am I trying to say a spray paint can over here somewhere I have an interactive map up and here we go the banker is a predator and you feed him oh that's thematic cuz there are a lot of predators on YouTube nowadays uh but here we go collecting a spray can which is another new update that has added to the game we can take this and then we can go ahead and do spray paint missions which I don't know if they show up on the map to be honest but I have an interactive map up it's at GTA web. I'll leave a link in the somewhere but basically each day there are five different locations you can spray paint one is currently here today and after you get like $100,000 so another little daily Money Maker for you out there if you if you so want to I'll go ahead and do that after this pizza delivery Mission but first let's test how much faster this is than the first one obviously the speed is also going to depend on what locations you get for the deliveries but you know either way let's see how this goes also it's going to give me my custom vehicle right I just had a thought if it doesn't give me my own custom vehicle that's kind of stupid this is not my custom vehicle are you [ __ ] kidding me what was the point of me buying it and it's the same locations well nearly the same locations wait what what the [ __ ] was the point of me buying it then if someone can explain to me why it doesn't let me use my custom vehicle please do cuz that is beyond stupid oh rockstar I honestly have no words for you anymore delivery one what the [ __ ] no what are you what's happening Delivery 2 three I am bored out of my godamn mind God these missions actually making me fall asleep this is sad this is this is genuinely sad why could we have had like an oppressor Mark 2 variant of the pizza delivery bike four kill me I feel like whenever there's new content added to this game I start off really positive and excited and happy like a little kid at Christmas and within like 20 minutes I'm just depressed this happens a concerning amount of times it's really weird like it happened with the bail office it was cool and exciting at first then once we found out that there was like six different missions and you can only do some of them like once a day we were all just like well this sucks I was kind of excited for this uh because I was hoping the pizza delivery missions could be a thing you can do consistently like no cool Downs because having cool Downs on 20K every 10 minutes is very unneeded I was going to make a video where I work as a 9-to-5 employee as a pizza delivery driver and possibly do it for like a week straight but uh because there's cooldowns on it that kind of just doesn't make any sense anymore no pizza delivery driver in real life just has like a random 40-minute cool down after 10 minutes of work doesn't really work like that so now it's kind of not a video that I I feel inspired to make and on top of that these missions are like I can't really criticized for Rockstar making them boring cuz what can you really do to a food delivery thing to make it interesting like they could have done something along the lines of like every couple of missions you think you're delivering a pizza but it's actually a front for a drug cartel and you're delivering uh wild white substances that make you do silly things in the night time and you get attacked by people and you have to you have to scavenge yourself away and hide and then deliver the pizza I don't know there's definitely some creative ideas Rockstar could have played on but instead it's just um the most boring little public session thing I've ever done in my entire life like look at this who's doing this seriously after like the first week it's been out and something like the pizza delivery missions or the taxi work could have had a place in the game's meta as like an early Money Maker if they didn't add stuff like the cluck and Bell farm raid which you can do it level one but for some reason they thought that was a good idea I love the clock and Bell farm raid and made my recent oppressor video much easier but there should have been at least some limitation to it maybe getting to level 10 maybe doing some work for Vincent in the past just so there's a slight barrier to entry to such a good money maker because it makes these things completely obsolete like we just got 21k again for like 10 minutes of work but within 40 minutes I could make 500 which is a lot more I can't do the math in my head right now but I know it's a lot more uh like I was saying I want to go ahead and do some graffiti work now I have an interactive map up and there are currently three locations in Los Santos one in PLO and one in the Sandy Shores region so I'm going to go ahead and get a vehicle the way I'm going to decide which vehicle is I'm going to do a random blind pick because honestly using my press is getting a bit boring so I'm going to close my eyes scroll down here and I'm going to pick something in 3 2 1 the baale office and I only have police cars in there oh whatever so first stop off all the way up in PLO because we love long drives in this game okay now there should be a spray paint location somewhere around here is it this I guess this would make sense on a Fleer Bank thing cuz the graffiti earlier talked about Banks and I've also never seen this before but yeah there we go we can tag a poster I always love these spray pain missions and games if youve played the uh Infamous Second Sun games or some of the old Tony hake Tony hake Tony Hawk games obviously graffitiing things is a big part of them and I'm kind of happy we've done it here although this does look kind of garbage compared to those games I guess Rockstar's art Department are working on GTA 6 or something but now we can head down to Sandy Shores and do a another one and then there's three in the city uh before we can move on to another boring activity this video is going really well I've gone from like one of the most exciting and strenuous challenges and videos I've ever made to um slop content really loving the trajectory of this Channel right now okay where exactly are we doing this where are we doing this I'm confused it looks like it should be here but I don't really see it not there around the back maybe oh here we go so we got a run until the last drop thing what even is this in partnership with the civilization committee I have no idea what that is but here we go tag in the poster is it going to be anything more interesting than the words Los Santos in some shitty handwriting nope not at all fantastic like hey I don't want to complain too much but they could have had something a little bit more interesting like put some tits on there or something sorry that was uncalled for but but still do it okay location three we're heading back to the city center can I just say that this looks really out of place here uh why is there billboard just like at foot level that says we are investing in the earth let's make our future what the [ __ ] does that mean mean I'm going to do something so cool I'm going to make you guys feel like idiots I'm going to write um the words lost Santos yeah this really isn't as threatening as I feel like it should be I don't know if it's meant to be a threat in the first place but it definitely isn't oh we have someone robbing a store we can kill them he's the [ __ ] Terminator apparently good Lord okay let's rest return the stolen cash be a good citizen I don't actually know what thing is more profitable but we're going to do it anyways why is there another red dott on the map is there another person who's robbed the store no someone's trying to kill me again why does this keep happening someone is calling soldiers on me and I do not appreciate it there's your money good sir I'll come back to kill you in another day I promise okay I believe there should be another graffiti thing billboard that we need to Graffiti and and do stuff to in a nonsexual way right here the commentary is just flowing today it's like diarrhea like there's not even any color in it it's just the same black Los Santos no change up no on it my guy is [ __ ] uncreative and boring as [ __ ] I'm offended to be part of this man's uh life story like come on put some wrist action into it or something all right we should see a final billboard around here somewhere okay there it is Bank of Liberty your money our rewards that's what I say when I hire a prostitute no that doesn't make any sense someone write a joke in the comments I'll steal it for next video but there's the final billboard done another 40,000 cuz you get a final bonus and I believe that is 100,000 in total for that little activity not too bad overall for once a day activity again could always be worse I do not fit a problem I deal with frequently in real life okay and here we are at the downtown cabco now this is somehow the third video in a row that I've done taxi work don't ask why I seem to have a weird fetish for it but the main reason why we're doing it today is cuz it was on Triple cash at the moment and that is on top of the bonus or the update that was given to it a little bit ago that made it triple cash already and now it's triple cash on top of that so it's a lot better we're going to see how much better hopefully enough to the point where it's worth doing even just for this week but I guess we'll have to wait and see okay first customer is located pretty close to us good to see now I do really wish I had a custom taxi but I think the only way to get that is getting like a stupidly high level in Arena war and yeah I am not doing that for a like 20 minute video maybe in the future but first customer is right around here hello good sir don't drop your drink stop littering you H so disappointed with the Youth of today okay that's quite a bit better $821 tip and a $953 fair that's all right to be honest this is definitely profitable this is how much it should be on the regular I think but Rockstar will never do that because Shark cards that's kind of the answer for everything that's wrong with this game at least we get a little bit of extra cash for doing these at the moment still you probably should just be doing Kyo if you really want money I'm not going to stop you from doing it this is more just a bit of fun you know what's more fun playing a different game all right here you go sir thank you for your patronage can you close the [ __ ] doors though please guys common courtesy please you [ __ ] walked into the car you dimwit still some anger from that last video boiling over clearly hello Madam why do you guys keep littering like you have issues 3.5 where the where were you even going by the way huh why are you going to oh I'm not even going to question you what the [ __ ] did I even hit I am sorry huh there's nothing oh Rockstar you're having a laugh mate there's nothing here what the [ __ ] I've just lost so much of my tip for hitting an invisible wall oh my goody God gumdrops thanks yeah thanks to you too again my door is it man to be a taxi driver what a life you must live you definitely need patience I'll give you that something I lack in okay where do you want to go and let me guess you going to drop your coffee why did you even buy the [ __ ] thing I okay guys let's just be friendly there's no need to cause me any harm I'm just a simple Taxi Driver doing his daily routine thank you okay let's skip the regular roads for a while here are you a that went well is this your house sir I think he's lost wow someone that isn't holding something and they can lit it onto the ground you absolutely love to see it proud of you I appreciate you f with this you suck where the hell is this girl even taking me this is like the time trial route why why do you need a taxi down to the beach it's raining do you why are you going here this is pointless what what are you going to do to enjoy yourself down here huh I I don't what what's your plan woman okay another person don't you dare drop your phone I swear to God okay well I don't think you did kind of just vanished Into Thin aill I'll assume he put it in his pocket cuz that would be the normal thing to do as opposed to driving up a mountain which is very much not the normal thing to do wee did that just fuing well I nearly landed it oh you need me to go up seriously oh no we're good we're good never mind I can't see there we go another 9.2k and I think we will leave it that five deliveries $45,000 took me maybe about 15 minutes or so but yeah taxi work still not good honestly the best part about this little business is role playing and making fun of the people you deliver to locations uh cuz that's you know enjoyable I'll see you in the next one [Music]

Pizza Time yep that&#39;s the intro so I think to start off our day as a average working citizen I&#39;m going to go deliver some pizzas because it is currently 10:00 a.m. in game and that&#39;s clearly when people like to order pizza very normal now as we can see there is a pizza location over here near the beach I think there are three around the map there&#39;s one here one over here near the uh Casino area and then a final one is just in the middle of the map here near this sort of Park area thing I don&#39;t know what to call it from what I&#39;ve heard you do five delivery missions and then you have a cool down of like 40 minutes or something stupid that seems a little bit ridiculous for you know a job that always needs work to be done like I have a friend that works in the pizza industry you don&#39;t really get 40 minute breaks that&#39;s not sort of how it works but it&#39;s GTA who really cares okay we&#39;re on our scooter and we have five different locations quite far away from each other annoyingly we&#39;ll start off going here and Hope Mak some money now I also do not know how much money you earn from this when we saw the leaks of it a few weeks ago uh it was like $1 per delivery so I&#39;m hoping it&#39;s not that CU that would just be Dreadful beyond belief although it would be kind of funny if Rockside gave us an activity to make that little cuz then I would be forced to go ahead and make an 8 hour video on it because that&#39;s for some reason my content style so we also have a heat meter I don&#39;t necessarily know what that means is that like how fast I need to get there or is that if I breaking the law hello editor Dan here just realizing now that heat means the heat of the pizza you&#39;d think that&#39;d be obvious but clearly I&#39;m at [ __ ] I&#39;m not really sure don&#39;t Not Crash Into Me You demon I feel as a GTA YouTuber I should be like on top of things I should be the first to get to the information I should be knowledgeable but for some reason I&#39;m the complete opposite about that I think on average most of you know more about this game than I do and that makes for certainly an interesting experience when I have to find everything out like I&#39;m a little child every time I play the goddamn game okay deliver you at number one to a motel and I got to be on foot to deliver the pizza oh God rockstar I know that makes logistical sense but I&#39;m just always so angry and anxy at this company o that&#39;s actually not bad in terms of cash $486 in tips and 2,000 overall so you get 2,000 and then extra tips on top of that okay it could be worse I guess it&#39;s still garbage but it could be worse is this the exhilarating gameplay you were hoping for today sorry for the disappointment I do find it really funny though that our character is someone who has taken down basically the government stolen from a private island of like a rich billionaire robbed the casinos and has like a drug Empire and now spend the time we&#39;re just delivering food to Citizens like it&#39;s a fun inclusion but story-wise this makes no [ __ ] sense like what is my guy doing I have nearly $2 million in the bank I should not be delivering pizzas for um what&#39;s considered in Los Santos minimum wage well someone&#39;s [ __ ] hungry do do not want your pizza or something what the [ __ ] you can tell I&#39;m a delivery driver can you not I&#39;m not that scary like my face is bad but I have a mask on or helmet wait was she not the person I was delivering to hold up were you just like waiting outside someone&#39;s house for no reason okay sure I won&#39;t call the cops so another thing about this update is that the bike I&#39;m currently using or scooter I guess the pizza boy can actually be purchased um you can get a trade price by doing five deliveries but you can buy it now for like 60k or something stupid cheap stupid stupidly cheap I can speak um so I&#39;m kind of interested to see how much faster this can actually be with a fully upgraded version of this scooter I doubt it&#39;s considerably faster but it will be interesting cuz obviously this bike right now has zero upgrades I would imagine I would hope you can put upgrades on it like you can every other vehicle in the game which would speed up the process by quite a bit don&#39;t think it would make it anywhere near worth it I don&#39;t know what this can be compared to maybe regular taxi work when it&#39;s not on Triple money like it is this week this is probably going to end up being one of those businesses that&#39;s kind of maybe useful for low levels but even then not really cuz as you may have seen if you watched my last video you can do the cluck and Bell raid from level one so basically if you&#39;re doing things for money and not for fun this is another absolutely useless inclusion which has kind of been roxus theme lately which is interesting but like I&#39;ve said in other videos before I don&#39;t really care too much about actual money in this game like my whole series is about me wasting money so clearly I don&#39;t care at all I think the content being fun is more important to me so so having a job like this that you could technically do without breaking any laws is kind of interesting and I do appreciate that I don&#39;t know if something like this has been influenced by Rockstar&#39;s purchase of the companies that make GTA RP service I can&#39;t remember them at the moment cuz I&#39;m stupid but it does seem like that type of thing has maybe influenced them because in gtrp you can obviously do delivery missions similar to this in a sense it will be interesting to see whether GTA 6 online has more of these types of missions that allow you to play Within the world get money without necessarily breaking the law or becoming a criminal cuz I think that is one thing that a lot of people do want like it sounds stupid we&#39;re playing a game that&#39;s called Grand Theft Auto and we want things that aren&#39;t theft related but at this point it&#39;s become more of just like an open world money Simulator more than a crime thing who really knows we might get a lot more delivery missions we may get fishing in the next game that would be fun wouldn&#39;t it I&#39;m sure some people would unironically love that you know who you are okay delivery numero quatro that means four right I think and a final location and we are done with our first set I feel like a truly accomplished man today it is currently 6:30 p.m. I got out of bed like 3 hours ago and I&#39;m delivering pizzas in a virtual game how am I still single why the [ __ ] is someone trying to shoot me what huh what okay I know I should be focusing on my deliveries right now but what&#39;s going on um excuse me sir why is there someone trying to kill me what have I done what is happening back to delivering pizzas yeah so I imagine that heat meter is probably about getting the pizzas delivered in time you know that typical saying of uh where the [ __ ] did we go no that&#39;s not the saying if you don&#39;t get it here in 30 minutes the pizza&#39;s for free that type of thing I imagine or you know I I can service the customer in some way not that I want to just a just a thought but there we go $221,000 for maybe 7 minutes of work or so ah it&#39;s all right it&#39;s not great but it&#39;s all right now I think we&#39;ve unlock the trade price for this scooter now I don&#39;t know exactly where we buy it maybe War stock no it&#39;s not a stock oh there it is the Bazi pizza boy that is more expensive than I expected it to be oh well uh let&#39;s go ahead and buy it send it to my uh Del perro Beach Clubhouse and go ahead and upgrade the thing because you know I want to deliver more pizzas at a faster speed this time because I am a hardworking man that&#39;s why I got out of bed at 300 p.m. today also just to show you as we can see here on the mini map the pizza place is gray out and if we walk up to the door I imagine it&#39;s going to say something like we need to come back later there is a short cool down before you can deliv more pieas from this restaurant although we can go to the other two restaurants and deliver some more so that is what we will be doing once we go ahead and upgrade our new bike and there it is delivered to our motorcycle Clubhouse let&#39;s go ahead and give it a try ow damn what a garage I&#39;m building here a pizza scooter and a fagio incredible so the pagari pizza boy can get all the regular update updates upgrades that I expected which is good to see imagine if this was like an hsw vehicle or something that would make me real excited but for now we just get the regular turbo transmission type things we can go ahead and get some bulletproof tires and then apart from that it&#39;s kind of just a respray no Livery which is kind of surprising to me considering it already kind of has Livery on it but we can go ahead and change the primary color and I&#39;m going to change it to um I should probably just keep it how it is shouldn&#39;t I I will go ahead and get a red no a green number plate to match it and then I guess that is it not the most interesting vehicle to upgrade but we do have some more speed now so hopefully we can match Peter Parker&#39;s swinging speed I doubt it but we can try so we can head over to the other Pizza Resturant I can&#39;t speak see this is the issue when I start commentating after not saying a single word the entire day cuz I&#39;m alone and sad um my lips just keep smacking together all wet like and it makes me struggle that was an awful sentence I apologize yeah this is a massive difference already it&#39;s not even as fast as like a base b or anything but it&#39;s definitely quicker than the little [ __ ] we had before so hopefully we can get some more pizzas delivered in good fashion it&#39;ll probably speed it up by like maybe 2 minutes but hey that&#39;s 2 minutes I can use to do something else and yes you know what I&#39;m thinking and you know what while I am here I believe there is a spray can a spray paint can spray [ __ ] what am I trying to say a spray paint can over here somewhere I have an interactive map up and here we go the banker is a predator and you feed him oh that&#39;s thematic cuz there are a lot of predators on YouTube nowadays uh but here we go collecting a spray can which is another new update that has added to the game we can take this and then we can go ahead and do spray paint missions which I don&#39;t know if they show up on the map to be honest but I have an interactive map up it&#39;s at GTA web. I&#39;ll leave a link in the somewhere but basically each day there are five different locations you can spray paint one is currently here today and after you get like $100,000 so another little daily Money Maker for you out there if you if you so want to I&#39;ll go ahead and do that after this pizza delivery Mission but first let&#39;s test how much faster this is than the first one obviously the speed is also going to depend on what locations you get for the deliveries but you know either way let&#39;s see how this goes also it&#39;s going to give me my custom vehicle right I just had a thought if it doesn&#39;t give me my own custom vehicle that&#39;s kind of stupid this is not my custom vehicle are you [ __ ] kidding me what was the point of me buying it and it&#39;s the same locations well nearly the same locations wait what what the [ __ ] was the point of me buying it then if someone can explain to me why it doesn&#39;t let me use my custom vehicle please do cuz that is beyond stupid oh rockstar I honestly have no words for you anymore delivery one what the [ __ ] no what are you what&#39;s happening Delivery 2 three I am bored out of my godamn mind God these missions actually making me fall asleep this is sad this is this is genuinely sad why could we have had like an oppressor Mark 2 variant of the pizza delivery bike four kill me I feel like whenever there&#39;s new content added to this game I start off really positive and excited and happy like a little kid at Christmas and within like 20 minutes I&#39;m just depressed this happens a concerning amount of times it&#39;s really weird like it happened with the bail office it was cool and exciting at first then once we found out that there was like six different missions and you can only do some of them like once a day we were all just like well this sucks I was kind of excited for this uh because I was hoping the pizza delivery missions could be a thing you can do consistently like no cool Downs because having cool Downs on 20K every 10 minutes is very unneeded I was going to make a video where I work as a 9-to-5 employee as a pizza delivery driver and possibly do it for like a week straight but uh because there&#39;s cooldowns on it that kind of just doesn&#39;t make any sense anymore no pizza delivery driver in real life just has like a random 40-minute cool down after 10 minutes of work doesn&#39;t really work like that so now it&#39;s kind of not a video that I I feel inspired to make and on top of that these missions are like I can&#39;t really criticized for Rockstar making them boring cuz what can you really do to a food delivery thing to make it interesting like they could have done something along the lines of like every couple of missions you think you&#39;re delivering a pizza but it&#39;s actually a front for a drug cartel and you&#39;re delivering uh wild white substances that make you do silly things in the night time and you get attacked by people and you have to you have to scavenge yourself away and hide and then deliver the pizza I don&#39;t know there&#39;s definitely some creative ideas Rockstar could have played on but instead it&#39;s just um the most boring little public session thing I&#39;ve ever done in my entire life like look at this who&#39;s doing this seriously after like the first week it&#39;s been out and something like the pizza delivery missions or the taxi work could have had a place in the game&#39;s meta as like an early Money Maker if they didn&#39;t add stuff like the cluck and Bell farm raid which you can do it level one but for some reason they thought that was a good idea I love the clock and Bell farm raid and made my recent oppressor video much easier but there should have been at least some limitation to it maybe getting to level 10 maybe doing some work for Vincent in the past just so there&#39;s a slight barrier to entry to such a good money maker because it makes these things completely obsolete like we just got 21k again for like 10 minutes of work but within 40 minutes I could make 500 which is a lot more I can&#39;t do the math in my head right now but I know it&#39;s a lot more uh like I was saying I want to go ahead and do some graffiti work now I have an interactive map up and there are currently three locations in Los Santos one in PLO and one in the Sandy Shores region so I&#39;m going to go ahead and get a vehicle the way I&#39;m going to decide which vehicle is I&#39;m going to do a random blind pick because honestly using my press is getting a bit boring so I&#39;m going to close my eyes scroll down here and I&#39;m going to pick something in 3 2 1 the baale office and I only have police cars in there oh whatever so first stop off all the way up in PLO because we love long drives in this game okay now there should be a spray paint location somewhere around here is it this I guess this would make sense on a Fleer Bank thing cuz the graffiti earlier talked about Banks and I&#39;ve also never seen this before but yeah there we go we can tag a poster I always love these spray pain missions and games if youve played the uh Infamous Second Sun games or some of the old Tony hake Tony hake Tony Hawk games obviously graffitiing things is a big part of them and I&#39;m kind of happy we&#39;ve done it here although this does look kind of garbage compared to those games I guess Rockstar&#39;s art Department are working on GTA 6 or something but now we can head down to Sandy Shores and do a another one and then there&#39;s three in the city uh before we can move on to another boring activity this video is going really well I&#39;ve gone from like one of the most exciting and strenuous challenges and videos I&#39;ve ever made to um slop content really loving the trajectory of this Channel right now okay where exactly are we doing this where are we doing this I&#39;m confused it looks like it should be here but I don&#39;t really see it not there around the back maybe oh here we go so we got a run until the last drop thing what even is this in partnership with the civilization committee I have no idea what that is but here we go tag in the poster is it going to be anything more interesting than the words Los Santos in some shitty handwriting nope not at all fantastic like hey I don&#39;t want to complain too much but they could have had something a little bit more interesting like put some tits on there or something sorry that was uncalled for but but still do it okay location three we&#39;re heading back to the city center can I just say that this looks really out of place here uh why is there billboard just like at foot level that says we are investing in the earth let&#39;s make our future what the [ __ ] does that mean mean I&#39;m going to do something so cool I&#39;m going to make you guys feel like idiots I&#39;m going to write um the words lost Santos yeah this really isn&#39;t as threatening as I feel like it should be I don&#39;t know if it&#39;s meant to be a threat in the first place but it definitely isn&#39;t oh we have someone robbing a store we can kill them he&#39;s the [ __ ] Terminator apparently good Lord okay let&#39;s rest return the stolen cash be a good citizen I don&#39;t actually know what thing is more profitable but we&#39;re going to do it anyways why is there another red dott on the map is there another person who&#39;s robbed the store no someone&#39;s trying to kill me again why does this keep happening someone is calling soldiers on me and I do not appreciate it there&#39;s your money good sir I&#39;ll come back to kill you in another day I promise okay I believe there should be another graffiti thing billboard that we need to Graffiti and and do stuff to in a nonsexual way right here the commentary is just flowing today it&#39;s like diarrhea like there&#39;s not even any color in it it&#39;s just the same black Los Santos no change up no on it my guy is [ __ ] uncreative and boring as [ __ ] I&#39;m offended to be part of this man&#39;s uh life story like come on put some wrist action into it or something all right we should see a final billboard around here somewhere okay there it is Bank of Liberty your money our rewards that&#39;s what I say when I hire a prostitute no that doesn&#39;t make any sense someone write a joke in the comments I&#39;ll steal it for next video but there&#39;s the final billboard done another 40,000 cuz you get a final bonus and I believe that is 100,000 in total for that little activity not too bad overall for once a day activity again could always be worse I do not fit a problem I deal with frequently in real life okay and here we are at the downtown cabco now this is somehow the third video in a row that I&#39;ve done taxi work don&#39;t ask why I seem to have a weird fetish for it but the main reason why we&#39;re doing it today is cuz it was on Triple cash at the moment and that is on top of the bonus or the update that was given to it a little bit ago that made it triple cash already and now it&#39;s triple cash on top of that so it&#39;s a lot better we&#39;re going to see how much better hopefully enough to the point where it&#39;s worth doing even just for this week but I guess we&#39;ll have to wait and see okay first customer is located pretty close to us good to see now I do really wish I had a custom taxi but I think the only way to get that is getting like a stupidly high level in Arena war and yeah I am not doing that for a like 20 minute video maybe in the future but first customer is right around here hello good sir don&#39;t drop your drink stop littering you H so disappointed with the Youth of today okay that&#39;s quite a bit better $821 tip and a $953 fair that&#39;s all right to be honest this is definitely profitable this is how much it should be on the regular I think but Rockstar will never do that because Shark cards that&#39;s kind of the answer for everything that&#39;s wrong with this game at least we get a little bit of extra cash for doing these at the moment still you probably should just be doing Kyo if you really want money I&#39;m not going to stop you from doing it this is more just a bit of fun you know what&#39;s more fun playing a different game all right here you go sir thank you for your patronage can you close the [ __ ] doors though please guys common courtesy please you [ __ ] walked into the car you dimwit still some anger from that last video boiling over clearly hello Madam why do you guys keep littering like you have issues 3.5 where the where were you even going by the way huh why are you going to oh I&#39;m not even going to question you what the [ __ ] did I even hit I am sorry huh there&#39;s nothing oh Rockstar you&#39;re having a laugh mate there&#39;s nothing here what the [ __ ] I&#39;ve just lost so much of my tip for hitting an invisible wall oh my goody God gumdrops thanks yeah thanks to you too again my door is it man to be a taxi driver what a life you must live you definitely need patience I&#39;ll give you that something I lack in okay where do you want to go and let me guess you going to drop your coffee why did you even buy the [ __ ] thing I okay guys let&#39;s just be friendly there&#39;s no need to cause me any harm I&#39;m just a simple Taxi Driver doing his daily routine thank you okay let&#39;s skip the regular roads for a while here are you a that went well is this your house sir I think he&#39;s lost wow someone that isn&#39;t holding something and they can lit it onto the ground you absolutely love to see it proud of you I appreciate you f with this you suck where the hell is this girl even taking me this is like the time trial route why why do you need a taxi down to the beach it&#39;s raining do you why are you going here this is pointless what what are you going to do to enjoy yourself down here huh I I don&#39;t what what&#39;s your plan woman okay another person don&#39;t you dare drop your phone I swear to God okay well I don&#39;t think you did kind of just vanished Into Thin aill I&#39;ll assume he put it in his pocket cuz that would be the normal thing to do as opposed to driving up a mountain which is very much not the normal thing to do wee did that just fuing well I nearly landed it oh you need me to go up seriously oh no we&#39;re good we&#39;re good never mind I can&#39;t see there we go another 9.2k and I think we will leave it that five deliveries $45,000 took me maybe about 15 minutes or so but yeah taxi work still not good honestly the best part about this little business is role playing and making fun of the people you deliver to locations uh cuz that&#39;s you know enjoyable I&#39;ll see you in the next one [Music]

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GTA Pizza Delivery Missions Review