The jogan Experience speaking of which how about that President how about that Trump fell how crazy is this if is if there's ever been a real indication that we're in a simulation it's like this season of USA is the craziest season that's ever existed there's so many twists and turns so many plots yeah so many villains so many incompetent bumbling fools that you're like there's no way that lady's a Heartbeat Away from the president there's no way there's no way someone is not telling her to stop saying that same thing over and over again what can be unburdened by what has been like she just says it over and over and over again this this isn't real this is writing someone wrote this this it it seems like a script when a when a president that is giving a speech gets shot in the ear and then stands up goes full John Bender at the end of Breakfast Club bro he pumps his fist in the air that was a crazy and says fight fight fight and when the [ __ ] guy who's a photographer is a wizard that guy who got that photograph find out his name because this guy's award-winning photog the flag above it yes and the angle that he got it like where he was standing when he took the photo it's one of the most iconic photos of all time he had a GoPro on while he was doing it watch move position of uh take it wow that's nuts man that's nuts so you could see as the bullets start flying this [ __ ] dude doesn't even duck he's still got his camera out he's right behind Trump and he's just got his camera out that is so gangster I mean you want to talk about getting the shot no matter what he's running around there could be bullets flying his way I would think you're holding up something black in your hand that's pointed at the president you [ __ ] should get shot I mean the Trump story is right out of a movie and I'm hoping it's not a Stephen King movie it's came out while we've been recording Secret Service ramped up security after receiving Intel of Iranian plot to assassinate Trump no known connection to shooting oh they ramped that up and so they ignored the roof 150 yards away yeah there so many things where you just go what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] dude all of it all of it and there's so much of it that seems fake like the the female secret service agent that can't holster her weapon have you seen this she's like moving around all radically and she tries to holster her weapon she can't get it in there and she can't figure out how to put in there and she stops for a minute and she just tries back to do it again and it looks so fake is she an actress no it looks like an actress though it looks like if you were going to have a bumbling person in a movie like almost like a comedy of errors or a Cohen Brothers movie about an assassination attempt on a president you have this lady look here watch watch what her gun look look she gets her gun out she tried to put it in there she couldn't do it and she's thinking about putting it back in there she finally gets it in there like the whole thing it's like look at her look at her fumbling around the the whole thing is crazy the erratic movements no one knows exactly what to do it seems fake yeah that's an audition I could nail yeah it seems like okay now you're you're panicking you don't know what the [ __ ] is going on you really shouldn't be here go you're like where I put my gun like get done you want Secret Service cool calm collected you know High ready with the gun scanning the area looking left and right you want them like Swift decisive movements you don't want to see any of this [ __ ] squirly trying to put the gun back in it seems pain when you see the Reagan shot it is just a bunch of people moving as one on Yeah Bang dive on him this seemed it's almost seems like as this simulation gets further and further along it gets more and more insane yeah look at this yeah they dive they di immediately they get his gun immediately and Reagan survives yeah which is also crazy the the Trump one is just so nuts too like if he turns his head at the last second and the bullet grazes his ears if he didn't it hits the back of his head and he's dead and then we fall into chaos and who knows what the [ __ ] happens big chaos and then people think that the Biden administration had Trump killed and and then there's these questions like how the [ __ ] does this 20-year-old kid climb on that roof 150 yards away and no one sees him well that one guy was pointing at him the whole time he's like pointing two's like he's right there and they're yelling He's Got a Gun there's a guy in the prone position on a roof 150 yards away from the former president the whole thing's nuts the whole the whole thing stinks of either incompetence uh or a design or we're in The Matrix like this is a [ __ ] fake movie it seems like almost to watch this the most uh bombastic and uh manly of presidence you know the for of a better term to see him with these two female bumbling Secret Service agents especially the one to see that to see everything happen the way just to see that they knew this guy was on the roof that to hear that that guy had pointed his rifle before that at a cop so the cop engaged him he pointed the rot bill and the cop ran away the guy climbed the roof with a ladder you can see the ladder the whole thing is bananas he's 20 years old and then you find out he was in a Black Rock commercial you're like am I is this the Black Mirror like tell me what's going on is this real is this real and then Trump goes golfing with a bandage on his ear the next day yeah and then the the putt when he made the putt Jesus CH did you hear his quote no he said that's the difference between me and the shooter I don't miss like this isn't a real person and then now you have people flooding from the left being like all right yeah that's a good quote I'll I'll do this there's people that are like okay he won like they've just given they're not even going to try to run anybody other than Biden now they were trying to get Biden out and now I think they've abandoned that well I don't I wonder if they're doing the old like uh you know train the boxer as a as a southa I just I read that golf story too this is not the first time there's a lot of golf accounts that put out fake [ __ ] oh and that Jamie stop ruining our dreams I just want to add you son of a [ __ ] that was not seemingly real Jamie plays a lot of golf and he gets very touchy when it comes to golf and he calls [ __ ] that's fair it it just came from a Reddit post that people screenshotted there was no no pictures no nothing else well tou young troll touche happens a lot you got your [ __ ] story mentioned on the podcast that's me get me you can get me very easily I did read that too the whole thing is so wild there's video of the kid um in the the Black Rock commercial and you're like what and this the video of a kid like they're they're saying he's getting bullied in high school but it doesn't seem like he's being bullied it seems like everyone's having fun because he's talking about how he has a 10-inch penis and they're they're just filming each other it looks like they're having fun and you're looking like how is it two years later this guy tries to kill Trump like what happened yeah and then you find out he was a registered Republican like what you know High School those 10-inch dick guys always getting bullied always get was saying it funny it was like he's trying to be funny you know yeah I got a 10inch penis I mean he wasn't saying like I definitely have a 10-inch dick it was like he's it didn't seem like he was being bullied I mean obviously I saw one clip who knows what the [ __ ] the full context of it is but right 20 20 years old and he's got this this idea and he pulls it off he actually gets a shot off and nicks him and then they kill him like you're seeing this 20-year-old kid his life is over like somehow or another he talked himself into trying to assassinate the president as a lone gunman in Pennsylvania got on top of a roof either through sheer competence or some other for some other reason he actually gets a shot off and the president just moves his head at the right time like the whole thing is if it was in a movie I'd be like shut the [ __ ] up that'll make you believe in God that's the God's up there when he's going like I don't want to talk to this guy yet he's a lot yeah I don't want him up here I don't want him I'm the greatest angel or maybe he wants him here to expose how crazy our political system really is because the only way we find out how coordinated everything is whether you're a trump fan or not whether even if you hate Trump put that aside for a second and just look at how much coordination there is in the media to go after him and then exposes like this this thing where you have to step back and go wait a minute hold on a second what what's really going on like what whether you hate that guy or not hate him hate him think he's a crook hate him think he's I hate him don't you think it's weird that they're all in lock step with the way they talk about him even with things that aren't true like especially like the Russia collusion hoax that they all talked about for years and years I thought it was real I thought like he colluded with Russia and that was like the crazy thing about him winning the presidency oh my God he worked with Russia maybe Russia has something on him you kept hearing about it right that was just [ __ ] and they went through that for years and year and then you start going okay what else is coordinated where everybody is saying like how about the nordstream pipeline you know Seymour HST says we blew it up like esteemed journalist is like no matter what they say I am telling you this was our doing we blew this up this wasn't some other country this wasn't Russia they wouldn't blow up their own pipeline we blew it up and but every newspaper is like this is [ __ ] we this is is impossible it could not happen this was this was Russian disinformation Russian disinformation you hear about like every story it's like so hard to understand like what is the motivation to getting these stories out are is are these narratives created by the real government that runs everything and then like tells the news organizations that are in business with them what to say and what to do knows I mean you that's where it get spooky you get like you're voting for a guy who isn't doing much when he gets there I mean there's a lot of people around that are making these things and I will tell you I still believe some of the Russian [ __ ] because you've heard me [ __ ] Mis the golf thing I mean I still believe a lot of [ __ ] I hear oh I do all the time I they get me all the time there's so many stories that I'm sure [ __ ] that I've pared but if Trump if Trump wouldn't play the political game if he wouldn't put the people on the Supreme Court I I know it's his job when he's in there but if he wouldn't do any of that [ __ ] he's definitely the come out on stage and be like waving papers you guys aren't going to [ __ ] believe this yeah and everybody everything he is if he wasn't doing that other stuff but the the only way he gets any support is if he does that other stuff too like you got to understand about Trump he was a liong lifelong Democrat yeah lifelong which is so weird wasn't it the when he was starting to run for president wasn't he still like wasn't he when he started talking about it still a Democrat right I believe so well he had a very close relationship to the clintons to the point where he paid them to come to his wedding or his daughter's wedding or one of those things like you would pay them and they would come to weddings and events and he would go to events you know that was like the famous thing that was at the white house uh Correspondence Dinner you remember that the White House Press correspondence dinner was always supposed to be this thing where comedians would do it and they would like Michelle wolf did it one year [ __ ] crushed it remember she crushed it so hard and they would go up and they would Trump was by the way the first guy to not do it like you not making fun of me which is kind of a [ __ ] move but every other president got roasted and one time uh what during the White House press correspondence thing Obama went on stage and he roasted Trump and one of the lines he said to Trump he said I'm one thing that you'll never be which is the president of the United States because this is when Trump was trying to claim that Obama was from Kenya do you remember that yeah yeah the birther stuff there was which is wild that stuff was wild you know he was like like saying he knows for sure that Obama came from Kenya and then there's people that were like examining photoshops of the bir certificate it was a crazy conspiracy and that was you know he was roasting Trump in the audience and you could see Trump in his head going okay I'm gonna [ __ ] run now like that might have been the thing that got him to run like legitimately that's how crazy that guy is that one moment where Obama was talking [ __ ] to him might be the reason why Trump was like oh I'll [ __ ] show you cuz you do not want that [ __ ] guy on your bad side well this is the first time I've ever meant this but thank Obama whoops yeah what a crazy turn of again seems like it's written seems like a script seems like a simulation seem that [ __ ] really does it really does so much of it really does so much of life really feels like a simulation and the thing about the this Trump stuff and just all of the this this stuff that's happening with social media and AI the guy who's at the helm of one of the biggest social media networks in the world is Elon Musk Elon Musk said that the odds of us not being in the simulation are in the billions he believes wholeheartedly that we're in a simulation