let's get some uh some Alia type of going here my God bro this smells like a chemical Factory Scott you got to come smell this man nobody playing that's what I that's what I expected let's get the chemical thing going yeah tastes just like it smells [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey folks Dr Mike here for RP strength and today I'm going to be trying a whole bunch of different kinds of Milky protein shakes that sounds weird to say let's do [Music] it trick number one aha jao MK milk I was told that this is is pronounced like a sound and so it is milk but it it does grab the attention because a pedantic like me would be like excuse me Mr jao no disrespect but um but it says MK what the what the hell is that let's find out all right protein shake 30 grams of protein it's grass-fed which is cool that means the cows are happy and it's probably a little healthier and 18 calories it's decent I'm just going to get to it that's how I open these I don't care judge me I'll start opening these for you n no Scott I should be struggling all right Jacko milk let's find out what it's like as a meal replacement what I'm looking for for people especially on Fat Loss diets because of that high fat it might have a thicker consistency and it might be a bit more filling and then it's easy to just down one of these between meals and you just caught yourself another 2 or three hours of no hunger plenty of energy lots of protein for your muscles these are shakes you got to shake them Scott do you do people do you have to shake shakes it says shake well what am I doing it's right on here what are you doing just shake it now stop and shut up and drink it yeah who's jao he's never been in any of my movies no all right come on all right multiple seals make sure no one no one FS with this Scott remember um that uh the Parisian uh vinlands we visited last year yes it's it's kind of a rustic aesthetic it's a little bit of an uh undertoned with uh whatever chocolate coffee and wine tasting things cheers hey not bad it's thicker it's thicker but it's not too thick it doesn't glob in your mouth the vanilla is understated which I like and that means it's also not like the kind of psychotically delicious that you just want 10 of these and you're just hungry after my recommendation is if you are on a fat loss diet trying to control your calories and you to shake on the go to replace a meal this is dope let's get to the [Music] next ah hey I went to football camp once I got allergies and was expelled but it was fun ooh Nestle makes this this is like a mega Corporation Shake macros are 30 protein solid for this little guy uh six carbs no fiber not terrible two grams of fat this is one of these on the go that you can use to uh add protein to a meal when I travel sometimes I'll get shakes like this CU it's the only thing they have to store get a bottle of Gatorade get a bottle of Gatorade zero I got hydration I got carbs I got protein it's like weird drinking chocolate stuff during a workout but not the end of the world let's get this popping let's get some uh Somalia type of going here oh my God bro this smells like a chemical Factory holy Scott you got to come smell this man nobody playing you get over here take a big whiff that's what I that's what I expected let's get the chemical thing [Music] going yeah tastes just like it smells it exists and I wish the Nestle Corporation the very best good ready for the next yes I guess maybe Scott holy bro that shit's still in my soul man we're going to hit up the shake on Shake on Shake that's how we clear the pallette oh yeah okay I know this one vanilla CR artificially flavored Scott would you trying to poison me Muscle Milk zero Muscle Milk zero is dope it uh is called zero but I I I I have absolutely no idea why oh zero sugar that makes sense since for the makers of Gatorade another Mega conglomerate 20 gram of protein it has only two grams of net carbs which is four grams of fiber in here and one gram of fat is an excellent way to get in a bunch of protein with like very very few calories this is kind of dope shake it up a little bit and vanilla cray I those are so hard to open they're so hard to open that's a dig downside what would uh Scott what would Forest Gump say about vanilla cream l T Dan vanilla cream was one of Jenny's very many stripper names she I mean she had to rotate through a bunch mostly because of that stabbing incident in Memphis in 1967 but it wasn't the only incident like that oh got the double the double security that's intense it's like fourth knocks up in here couldn't break into the if you wanted chemically smell ooh you see that powder came off of it cheers folks Musa milk amazing brand it's good little bit of a tart aftertaste but as the kids say it has consensual intercourse guys know the slang you can uh improvise yourself Muscle Milk it's good and the macros are dope love [Music] why why you got to play me like this Fair life has great taste guarantee and you know what's funny I've had the shake before and they're not lying there are stories of Legends Warriors Kings Demi Gods even real gods and above them all since one subsidiary of I believe the cocacola corporation maybe I think you're right and it's called Fair life and fair life life's not always fair but when you're drinking their shakes it's better than fair because let's be honest unless you're some kind of noble laurate who saved a whole bunch of people from starvation I'm not that guy we don't deserve this too good to be true in everywh why let me explain first it's got both core and Power in it and it's made entirely I assume of cow faces that's right the rest of the cow goes to make cheese or horns or whatever the hell they use cows for and their faces are just stripped off with a machine like but I know that sounds disturbing so take your kids out of the room because it's going to get worse the cow has to be alive for this process to go well once they take the cow's face off you would think they would just make shakes out of it no no what kind of simple algebra are you doing let me introduce you to calculus they put another cow's face on I said the cows was alive but it's under anesthesia doesn't feel any pain they sew the face back on like face off that movie with John travol and Nicholas Cage from the mid 90s because these cows aren't just normal cows they're cows that are in cow witness protection because they seen some that cows wen't supposed to be seen and now there's cow assassins after them and how are we going to flip the script they get a new cow face and then the cows just live out the rest of their lives happily with their new face it's weird to look in the mirror and see someone else but you get used to it and you don't have to worry about your safety anymore and how the hell does have anything to do with Fair life well who do you think runs this uh giant conglomerate that helps these cows reface themselves the generous donations by the fair Life Corporation Fair life thank you Scott Fair life Fair life keeping our cows safe um amazing stuff 42 gram of protein and because vanilla is not good enough it's elite vanilla that's right macros 42 gam of protein scottt how do you think they do the 42 versus 40 marketing analysis before they launch the product like the two just gives you something special doesn't it does especially when everyone else is at 30 it's like they didn't just do 10 more they went way more yeah yeah they're like hey uh 30 35 grams of protein and Arnold was like when you did higher some like Fredy executive was like Mr Arnold yes you quickly what about 40 shut up no that's pretty good but we need more we need 42 now and they did it eight grams of carbs which is pretty uh High gram of carb content here three and a half grams of fat so kind of like um Jack of all trades master of all because it's fair life all fair life rules with a supreme hand I swear to God they don't pay us to say this it smells not like anything Scott can you believe that it's very clean smell yeah how how do they do it it's a face off program [Music] why am I even judging it's Perfection how do you judge the hand of God you don't you just take whatever God gives Fair life is supreme too good for this world as soon as I had my first Core Power Fair life Shake um I was like why do other protein companies even try I still did not answer that question but we have more proteins to figure out Scott let's see why everyone else is [Music] trying all right we are going to go on a journey folks because we are going on a quest protein shake salted caramels one of them white girl flavors like oh my God you guys have like mocha chakola are like it's that like a song lyric like Christina agilious thing back in the day hey Becky shut up and try the protein whatever 30 grams of protein three grams of fats easy three grams of carbs this is really good nutritional value 170 calories of very low calories uhoh it's got canola oil in it which is perfectly fine for your health it's small uh it's handheld you know Scott why do you like uh is it like you maybe I mean being very generous maybe we like that so girthy that's very girthy all right smells good A little chemically but uh it'll work definitely tastes like salted caramel very sweet if you like a sweet protein shake this is definitely want to try bit of a chemically aftertaste but to be honest fellas like you know what I'm saying you go to the gym there's two people lifting I'm going to describe the two people to you in in in just one kind of vibe and you tell me which Vibe is kind of your goal Vibe there's hipster earthy person lifter who's all like organic and natural are they even jacked why are they in the wait room isn't there a yoga studio and then there is synthetic engineer we biochemical man of course you want to look like him he's a cyborg he's a freak so when things taste like chemicals good that means they got chemicals in there and guess what makes you jacked chemicals quests good stuff no complaints nobody lost nobody found and um this image is specified as for illustration only in case Scott you were anticipating that upon opening this container you would be presented with a glass full of shake with no less than five aggregated caramel chunks as well as salt on top of each chunk that would be so good I love salted caramel more than anything in the world are you a white woman yeah basically that hard this was good next it's tiny Scott what is this I've heard that before what is it I may not be a smart man Jenny but I know what love is and it's not like heroin addiction which is what you think it is he never said that last part but he meant it all right Premier Protein I've had like about 80 gallons of this over the course of my life let's see it's smile so it's only 120 calories 22 protein two grams of net carbs two fats this is very good macros it's got milk protein concentrate and casan cinate as the number one and two ingredients so it's a really good meal replacement option pure chemicals this is like industrial chemical smell I love this then it tastes like industrial chemicals that may seem like an insult but again you want to be an industrial lifting machine Grandma drank this Great Grandma loved this great great grandmother literally took out a machete in slaughtered other tribes mercilessly why to get this it's good fit for purpose next I see Scott scheming back there like figuring out which one he's going to give me next how do I mess with Mike more oh my god did I just start the Atkins diet sure it's the Atkins plus 30 G protein protein Rich shake with seven G of fiber holy crap two grams of carbs one gram of sugar it is flavored as creamy milk chocolate Mr Atkins all right Atkins diet if you're really old like me remember the Atkins diet craze back in the what Scott the '90s 2000s yeah yeah exactly I can't believe it's still around whoa Scott whoa typically when things smell like this you shouldn't drink them yeah the Atkin stuff is all wild wild but since I'm a man of science and my body is just here for your pleasure the viewer here we go oh Scott I tried to bring it up to drink it after smelling it and like my gut brain interface is like don't don't do [Music] it oh man dude oh man I'll put a positive spin on this diets are work and if your drinks are too tasty you're going to be having a lot of fun getting tasty stuff you're back in that taste swirl and just going for pizza this shake you drink it it's going to remind your ass that you still at work on that diet so if you're running the Atkins diet you have a problem with too much sweet tooth this here will clear up all of your sweet teeth all at the same time holy vanilla milk shake from pure protein pure protein I love you guys I might have eaten more of your bars than any other living human and I've had plenty of these shakes 30 g of protein 2 G of net carbs 1 and 1/2 gram of fat with only 140 total calories for 30 grams of protein this thing wins like it is dope it works it actually justes just really smell like vanilla I was curious I wasn't expecting that I got used to chemicals yeah I mean it's good it's like uh it's like Muscle Milk it's not the greatest thing you're going to have but it goes to work and a lot of times these are available at tons of grocery stores they're super super um competitively priced it's sweet so if you like sweet this is good to go uh yeah pure protein is just dope man I got nothing bad to say about [Music] next oh Slim Fast oh God I knew it first place my eyes went was the macros Slim Fast high protein for a low carb lifestyle it gives you 4our hunger control how could that be well let's see it has 20 grams of protein one gram of carbs with six gram of fiber slowing digestion nine whole grams of fat at 180 calories yes this will help you control hunger because it is going to be filling filling filling filling cuz it's got tons of fats let's see where they're getting their fats from see how healthy this is it's got canola and or sunflower oil okay depending on the processing the sunflower oil especially might not be ideal this one of these situations where we get the whole seed oils thing having some kind of Merit so yeah this is not the healthiest way to get your fats but it will make you slim and fast let's try it [Music] Scott ooh this smells like what a robot would think strawberries smell like respect yeah yeah right [Music] yeah tastes good I can't really taste the fat must be MiFi to no aftertaste really not bad not bad slim fast I was expecting worse good for the purposes that it's good for which is like on the- go meal replacement for folks doing higher fat lower carb diets other than that it's not ideal but it tastes good which is um you know oh how how can I make this snarky something you should at least hope for if they have to put nine grams of fat into it better tastes good and it does so I love lost Scott hold on do I look slimmer to you yes it happens so fast so fast let's do the next Shake oh Optimum Nutrition they're great I kind of grew up on Optimum Nutrition Optimum Nutrition 100% gold standard way protein is like what Tupperware is to plastic containers because you guys know that Tupperware is just a brand name it's not the thing those are just like reusable plastic containers but everyone calls it Tupperware because it's so uh like gold standard 100% opt nutrition we protein pretty much is protein so that's what weight protein is and they they put it into a shake so let's see how close it tastes to the real thing 24 gram of protein in 140 calories not bad three grams net carbs and three grams of fat very good macros um it looks like all these basically come from the same manufacturer which makes total sense packaged by Tetra pack um so this isn't actually like gold standard way but they were they were very clear that it is just high quality 24 grams of protein and it's not claiming to be whey protein so it's going to taste a little different let's find out how now I know how this tastes already but let's see how it hits me after all these other ones almost no smell which I was expecting a smell that's what she said let's try it it tastes very artificial but not in a bad way it tastes like you're definitely getting protein this is one of these like when you're at the CVS and U you staying at a hotel or something you eat some protein for the night and you come upon like a four pack of these just get them they're good they do the job folks Optimum Nutrition never fails always does the job [Music] respect is this the last one yep I just I didn't realize this when I bought it I didn't this has caffeine so oh no worries I can take a sip I'm not going to die did you say it's got a shitload it's got so much caffeine it's drink uh caramel machiato is it macchiato or machiato macchiato I maiato oh my son oh why you drink a this is come home to Grandma she give you real car whatever only what you need o w YN o Owen oh only what you need right okay idiot Lieutenant Diane I was never very good at words non-dairy coffee shake thank God Dairy has all sorts of problems like but especially double shot oh Scott you're right it does have a lot of caffeine in it 20 grams of protein let's see what it's made of pea protein organic pumpkin seed protein and organic flax oil yeah these aren't ultra high quality proteins I would not rely on this entirely for supplementation but on the go if you happen to be a person who like loves the earth a lot this is dope o a few claims 100% plant-based nice um zero grams net carbs very impressive for plant-based non-GMO uh I guess you got to sell to hippies because GMO is totally fine healthy and safe for the environment 100% gluten-free cool most people do not have this problem almost all people do not have this problem but some uh Celiac folks would be really um thankful for that 100% vegan which is really nice because you know hurting animals is kind of really really bad and hopefully start doing less of it soon and stop alog together uh down the line so this is a way way way ahead on this one all right this is just left me behind no Sesame peanuts or tree nuts is this is this for like a fragile but they're allerg to 200 caffeine gu net carbs three carbs and G of fiber very very cool seven grams of fat this is higher fat and it's 160 total calories it's got this is one of these like David asprey um coffee butter kind of mixes I guess yeah more like caffeine than a monster so it's like legit are you serious yeah it's 180 180 holy crap this is going to hit me all right what's inside matters let's find out how much it matters and let's find out what's inside look what are you making me do this I voted for giv Nome what more do you want do you want more V taxes kidding stop it all right all right okay is it just me it's just me I'm still working on it Scott okay they took three tries let's see if there's another layer sure is all right this this is pretty intense I guess you're going to get a workout trying to open it oo it smells like coffee I love the smell of coffee hold on one more [Music] hit Scott can we take a break yeah I'll leave you alone H for a minute oh yeah let's drink it whoa It's really sharp is that the caffeine it has actual like cold brew coffee in it I noticed yeah or something like it does have real coffee um it tastes like real coffee with a little bit of uh caramel in it it exists and it's good and if you are a person that has a lot of feelings but needs caffeine you're going to want to buy [Applause] one all right folks final tally here we got the uh Nestle Boost Max 30 g of protein so product but tastes a lot like chemicals and not much else Atkins situation um the macros are a bit eh and the chemical taste is rough Slim Fast decent taste but at N9 G of fat it's going to have to come with a machine in order to make that worth macros this Premier Protein is good I just don't I don't like the the little mini bottle um and uh this one tasted pretty pretty chemically but but not bad not bad folks not bad at all and their other products are great this is really good it's just a personal thing I don't like excessively sweet things and this is really really sweet but if you love sweet things you're going to want to check this out and great macros great nutrition all that stuff is really good gold standard as you can tell one two this almost exactly NOP exactly in the middle because it is the planet about which all other proteins orbit um it's just it's just there man it's good and it it'll it'll hook you up a little chemically this time and I typically fuss with this a little bit more but it it's good and it it wins not on taste but on the macros man 20 g of protein 2 gram of carbs and one gram of fat like good luck finding many other shakes to compete with this pure protein I mean I just drink this all the time I'm pretty sure we have some at home right now the 30 gr of protein gram and a half of fat and the fact that it tastes pretty damn okay that's hard to mess with it's all it all comes down to really three variables protein content Maybe but all these are pretty high quality except for one I'll get to in a sec and then the Mac like overall macros calories especially protein calories and then uh taste yeah the rest is like price or whatever but all these are pretty competitively priced jao Mulk jao good stuff man I was expecting it to be more uh viscous I was expecting it to clog up my throat I don't know why I pointed at you Jaco but you you remember that one Tuesday you I'm not going to say this is good it's just good and 30 grams of protein especially if you're on a low carb diet you need meal replacement 4 and a half grams of fat it'll keep you full it uh probably one of the tastiest ones here if not uh in well probably in the top three for Taste and then uh Owen Owen I'm sure was a fine gentleman but um you know not not ideal macros at all kind of low protein fat ratio um I got to say on taste smell and mouth feel amazing and not super high quality proteins in here but um G whiz they made this taste really good this is one of these things you buy it at Trader Joe's or Whole Foods or whatever store you go to to feel good about yourself you're going to feel real good about yourself because not only are you buying a protein that is uh super Jazzy looking but man God damn it tastes good and it's got more caffeine than like you know two monsters or something which is awesome because you get all that energy and then you might go to yoga and have a real crazy time and then of course as always the Undisputed King Core Power I mean it doesn't matter what flavor uh their strawberry is like basically Paradise in my mouth it's just better it how it's just better it's better in every way you can conceive of even when it's not that does it have more fat than some of the other shakes yes but it makes up for it with 42 gram of real protein and what does it taste like I'll tell you this these proteins here if people who never had a protein shake and have some kind of pallet that detects taste on like mine if they have these they're going to be like who they've got like a proteiny industrial corporate medicin taste Jaco milk stands above this stuff tastes great this you can legitimately give to children and they will think that it is a vanilla milkshake and they will have no idea and I'm not joking it's that good Scott am I lying no it's the best the best why is it the best because Mega conglomerate are the best at everything the Coca-Cola Corporation the Fairlife Corporation I bow to you and hope that you do not uh you know what I'm saying respond in corporate legalistic villainy but in case you want to I'll have lots of protein farts with which to respond folks all these are pretty damn good all these have a role to play it's just whichever one you like give them a lot of love go buy them drink a ton of them then drink more then drink a ton then go to your local grocer store pull your pants down and just just just see you guys next time guys that was super fun what do you want to see me try next I can't believe I'm asking you Scott insists that we continue to do these videos you're welcome you want another one we already have another video for you right here see you next time