Mr Crab I'm so glad you're [Music] back just wait till you see what I've done to your [Music] Resturant nothing isn't it great everything's done how you left it whenever we have a problem around here I as myself what would Mr Krabs do that I even hired a new fry cook since I'm too busy being the boss now just like you would have done don't worry I taught him everything I know [Music] you'll have a better view of my magial magic from over here I'm out of napkins oh here we go watch me work your napkins H thank you hey this table is too wobbly now let the boss take care of that huh oh oh nice what do you want go wward what would Mr Crab say it's a Crusty Crab Mr Squidward we're always polite to our F customers welcome to the Crusty Crab may I please take your order remember Squidward service with a smile here try one of Mr kbs's vintage training devices [Music] may I please take your order oh I'll take a crabby patty hold the freaky smile I think that went pretty well don't you SpongeBob you aggravating obnoxious R hold that constructive criticism Squidward I'll be right back Patrick what are you doing I'm cleaning the deli slicer I used the tongs like you [Music] said the tongs are for holding Rags not bricks let me finish this pal you get back on the grill YY do [Music] hey um Patrick could you uh bump the grill temperature up about half a degre fine and you should be flipping the patties with a clockwise wrist motion because the C can always take the difference whatever you say boss no Patrick we run over this it goes bun Patty cheese pickles lettuce tomatoes bun not bun Patty cheese lettuce pickles tomatoes B that's it this was supposed to be fun but now it's it's the other thing I quit who these two the Patrick you're my best friend ployee [Music] wow aren't you a real slice off the O Block can you gr you're [Music] [Applause] [Music] hired Mr Squidward it's not time for your break I'm taking a permanent break from you I [Applause] [Music] I need more employees I did just a second [Music] everybody how can I help [Music] you who there crusty Krab Eugene Krabs proprietor speaking give away your crabby patties give them all away what kind of obssed food call is this when I find out who you are I'm going [Music] toy must give patties away no money Patty's free three patties oh Mr Krabs you finally found your inner generosity hoay crabby patties for everyone the crab is picking up the T [Music] [Applause] what just happened oh boy a quarter they knew this thing would pay off patties here free patties get your patties while they're hot get them while they're free [Music] free SpongeBob there's no free lunches at the Crusty Crab have you gone insane get back in the kitchen and Stitch these Patty Habs back together so we can sell them again it was too good to last chrusty crab you J girl now give away your money every last cent must give away money give away all money for you but you just said that oh I knew you were only kidding Mr Krabs you really are [Music] generous another quarter I love this [Music] [Applause] phone spb what are you doing with me bunny well I thought you told me to Mr Krabs I oh I don't understand hello crabs give away the Crusty [Laughter] [Music] Crab yes with this Laser cannon I can finally blast crabs how a while here is deed to crusty crab she's all yours something doesn't seem right here but like granny Plankton always says never look a GI snail under the shell I winr [Music] uh-oh ooh what the where's me quarter perhaps generosity is its own reward [Music] never hey what's a big idea and where's that corner you open I'm free um hey kid lend me a quarter for the bus sure thing Mr demon I'm finally [Applause] free don't you love the new look I'm just here for the nuts Cowboy Krabs nut Shack it's full of nuts all right [Music] SpongeBob hand me them tongs over there will you I'm busier than a six-legged horse and tap [Music] shoes oo thanks SpongeBob must breathe [Music] [Music] a there's gold in them there nuts what's in the bags Mr Krabs well this here is the next round of barbecue nut orders oo well scratch my back and call me a cactus and what about that one oh this one this one's full of useless crabby patties nobody really wants him so they're garbage oh my hi spongebob hi Sandy just toasting my buns move over lad you're blocking me trash money money money money nuts nuts [Music] nuts SpongeBob are you going to be okay back to work that money won't barbecue itself I love the smell of money a little smokier than usual Mr Squidward what's the hold up why don't you ask your Pit Master she stopped barbecuing nuts she [Music] what L drer what's the meaning of this oh I'm Plum out of nuts you're Plum out of what sorry Cowboy crabs looks like you have to find another way to make your dough so long folks the nut trees done run dry honey y'all I don't reckon we can get no Sandy smoking barbecue nuts without no Sandy can we uh [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] no hey everybody this table's got that Smoky Texas Tang fascinating the smoke from Sand's nuts is FL flored everything in this restaurant CH [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] time no stop it be restaurant [Music] no say that smells delicious oh this oh it's just a useless old crabby patty a snack without splinters how Noel perhaps we could partak in your patties oh hey I I want some of those order good news trashy patties are now double the [Applause] price not so fast I reckon these patties are on the house right [Music] SpongeBob I guess we all win a little nuds [Music] today still a nice aftertaste come on come on don't miss my expert Fred cook SpongeBob cooking his one kazillion Krabby Patty andp is only five clams perch Perkins here live at the Crusty Crab bringing you the play-by-play on this momentous day wa the fry cook of the hour Mr SquarePants how do you feel oh I can't believe it's really happening this is the biggest day of my fry cook career let's meet the lucky customer who gets to eat The Marvelous Patty bubble bath I'm sure the Patty will be mediocre but I must be first at everything get me that J light people it's just a Patty isn't it amazing Squidward if I'm making the kazillion Patty then you've written a kazillion orders I'll remind me Mr Squidward you're distracting SpongeBob we now take you live to the Crusty Krabs kitchen for the main event [Music] wow SpongeBob prepares himself for the task ahead he's chopping the veggies like a master sculptor he's testing the Bun's [Music] elasticity he's picking a Patty with the least amount of freezer bur look at its Sparkle the Patty is in play I repeat the Patty is in play what a fantastic display of dry cook skills will you hurry at up already hold on SpongeBob seems distracted [Music] something's wrong folks the fry cook has broken out in some kind of rash must finish out [Music] bling here you go bubble bass my kazillion crabby patty hot off the grill [Music] I can't consume this oh you poor crabby [Music] patty so insanitary that's wait go go sorry boyo I don't know what's going on with you but you're ruining me [Music] business if I can't cook crabby patties then who am I curse this blasted rash but my rash it's gone Mr crbs Mr Krabs I'm ped you don't look cure to me son I'm J [Music] nope out out out out [Applause] out I'm going to miss you crabby [Music] patty what's that happening to me isn't it obvious you're allergic for crabby patties this just it SpongeBob's allergic to Crabby Patties allergic to Krabby Patties is there an allergist in the house I'm an allergist just dibs say ah a chew allergist humor oh old man Jenkins I've got someone I'd like you to meat what's this about now this here is me father and he is older than you so you best respect what he has to say Oho there jiggin time for you to be hoisting your saes and moving on son a i don't think so this is my father Very Old Man Jenkins senior he's even older than your man crabs I say we stay both you young should respect your elders and I say both you jenkinses should respect your Elder the grand peppy who can play at that game meet Grandpa Jenkins I remember the day when crabby patties used to Coss a dime oh yeah well I remember when they cost a nickel okay let's not give anyone ideas about cheap patties now out with the old and in with the even [Music] older right great grand peppy crabs wake up great grandpa GI in the family's honor [Music] respect someone am I an elder oh great great grandpa Krabs return to us I me you're older near kick him out I want to speak with my great great grandpa Jin [Music] get him ancient great [Music] grandpa you're some m i Elder [Music] respect we [Music] you best respect your elders my elders will teach your elders a little respect get them cribes [Applause] [Music] attack hi uh you guys are kind of buming us out yes we don't get to visit the land of the living very often then we just want to party you two Party Poopers need to respect your elders un vacate the [Music] [Music] premises looks like it's going to be a while what do we do now what are you screaming about [Music] Mr what's all the ruies there's an urchin in the kitchen what are you talking about the Crusty Crab is a standard in fast food cleanliness an urant wouldn't dare step spying in this [Music] establishment the grill is still on isn't it [Music] a there it is I'll get [Music] it got it yeah hold it right there get you you prickly piss Squidward don't let it in the dining room you're our last line of defense I'm on it this is terrible you should never put that much ketchup on a Krabby Patty [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] I think I'm going to be sick that was close thank goodness no one noticed the urchin UR finally I have a foolproof plan to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula crabs will never recognize me wearing these [Music] glasses what in the seahorse is going on around here Plankton oh that's all we need feed it you crook we have enough pests already pests what are you talking about an urchin I hate those things this won't do it all I can't steal the secret formula with that Vermin running around I propose a trueu scrabs I'll help you get rid of that creature and I promise not to steal the secret formula until it's gone Crooks honor H it may take a pest to catch a pest it's a deal but no tricks or you'll be the chef's special no don't worry Karen yeah no I don't have it why do you even bother asking yeah yeah look send over my killer death robot would you no the other one I love you too Snooks help is on its [Music] way behold your Champion that piece of junk hold on you haven't seen it in action yet I'll just set it for our Quarry no IGN that one aha Bingo you have your orders attack oh no you don't [Music] M it please [Music] huh ow Squidward what are you doing here I thought you were off following your dreams I was they turned out to be nightmares apparently you need more than 17 years years behind a cash register to be qualified for dreams I never thought I would say this but I'm begging you SpongeBob let me come back and work at the Crusty Krab Museum I guess you could help out the animatronic Squidward there's something about him that seems a little off I love my job thanks for coming totally out of [Music] character I hate everyone huh much better later taste so nice taste like lies now I got to start over come on someone fix that broken robot what are you doing with that tastes so nice tastes nice hey Patrick rehearsing your big 400th commercial huh excuse me yellow box Mr star is not to be disturbed he's very very busy right now yeah sure I get it but it's my friend you're a star you have no friends what am I doing again stand over here and say your line and [Music] action taste so [Music] nice and cut all right you guys could fix that in post okay that's a wrap let's pack it up okay and here and here okay then sign here and again here Patrick there's something weird about these Frozen Krabby Patties looks like you've been hitting the patties pretty hard there speak for yourself oh nothing's been the same since those frozen patties came out I miss the old crusty crab I miss Patrick come on Mr star you've got an 11:00 eyeball waxing see you later SpongeBob oh [Music] [Music] finally now is my chance to strike welcome to the original CR curses spoiled again curses spoiled again never happened now to make my Escape [Laughter] aren't you going to try and stop me that'll be 199 please what do you be $1.99 you're not going to step on me I've got the secret formula you know anyone can have a secret formula we sell them in the gift shop see they're all just fakes everything here is a fake yeah forget it what's the world coming to right just give me one Frozen Krabby Patty to go d [Music] yes you fools couldn't we chase after him he didn't pay oh what's the point these Frozen Krabby Patties have ruined my life Squidward and it was all my idea who am I to fight The [Music] Future Sand it tastes like sand not good sand either of course it does what do you think crabs uses as filler crabby patties aren't made with sand they're made with [Music] love I am going to show the world what a fresh not frozen Krabby Patty tastes like and the first one is for my best friend Patrick [Music] new Splash a severe rip current May soon touch down and bikini bottom residents are warned to Bar all windows and stay indoors save [Music] yourselves D whip Curr smip Curr Ain nothing G Mr Krabs do you think the rip current will hit the Crusty Crab uh shouldn't we clear the docks or fatten down the patches or whatever people say calm your Waters Miss saor KNE says we're not in danger see now get back to work excuse me are we in any kind of peril I think we should all go home as soon as you buy some patties to go you can go I'll have three Krabby Patties a second thought cancel that order no taking vacin three crabby patties me money detector where do you think you're going get back in there and spend the rest of your money but I needed it for rent listen up everybody new star policy all money brought into this store must be spent here Tyrant oh Tyrant am I all right I'm a tyrant there work only 7 whatever it he why is Mr Krab so crabby today probably because it's payday payday's been cancelled now hear this I'm captain of the ship captain crabs and I say no rip Curt will ever harm the Crusty Crab [Music] [Applause] [Music] Goodner Rish [Music] [Music] Squidward while I steer you tell everyone we're safe it's all right now everybody everything's under control now and [Music] whatever three cheers for Squidward the guy who saved Our Lives let's make him our new captain hi Captain Squidward congratulations Squidward I mean Captain Squidward what's the meaning of this what should we do with this Tyrant Captain Squidward Captain Squidward let's flog him let's TI to the Mast let's put the past behind us and start all over no this is Mutiny listen here Squidward fun is fun but get me out of here sorry I don't think that's a c Captain's job you're on your own hey everybody can we take a time out this is Mr Krabs we're talking about the worst tyrant in the Seven Seas you're not helping boy you remember Mr Krabs he's the man who brought you the crabby [Music] patty and he's the man who brought you the double Krabby Patty and the Krabby Patty with cheese and the browny Patty for kids little help he also created the Tatty Patty for teens and who can forget the Hatty Patty the Patty you wear as a hat I wear it because I'm bald well I guess any man who invented the Hatty Patty can't be all bad okay let's get him out Man Overboard no Mr CB well I guess that solves that [Music] problem I know you'll come back to us Mr Crabs who wao [Music] whoopsie hey you delinquent now you'll have to replace it replace what the microphone what do I look like I made out of tin cans no but that pile of tin cans over there is good thing we got you around to always point out the obvious good thing you're around to never notice the obvious sorry about that dude well that's nice I'm still billing you for the damages [Music] one crabing me to go hand it on up here sure thing [Music] Larry come on bro you can do [Music] it or maybe not Mr Krabs I'm concerned oh why SpongeBob because I can't reach the window of Larry the Lobster Su yeah well there's a solution there every problem there problem solved hey what's all the recer is about who hey what's the hold up how long you going to make us wait we've been waiting here for hours we're still waiting hit out RightWay Squidward there's a line of customers out there a million miles long that's nice that's interesting I guess I'll be retiring early after all I Mr Eugene Krabs yes what is this a a a a ticket a ticket now why would I write you a ticket huh oh I know how about for turning the whole town into a parking lot yeah but I'm sure I uh I uh listen relax man that's just my order I want two crabby patties and kelp fries to go I don't wait in lines oh sure right woo SpongeBob can you you get the kind officer to crabby patties and ke Fri to go sir anything for our boys in blue here you go officer and thanks for being so understanding if you know what I mean no charge you're welcome just hope the mayor doesn't find out about this mess he's the one you need to worry about hey mayor Eugene Krabs Mr Mayor my whole town is at a standstill because your drive-thru is so slow well don't you worry Mr Mayor 's an answer for that too there you go see now we got two drive-throughs two lines and I'll make money twice as fast o that should work perfectly okay who had the double Krabby Patty with fries and extra cheese SpongeBob order off I'm on it hurry SpongeBob I've got 26 more orders [Music] 26 orders up no no no not that window the other one are you sure these customers over here look really really hungry come on can't these don't hey hey watch it will you I just had this thing repainted and I just had this repainted I see you use the extra glossy chump nuggets here going fast get them while they're cold get them while they're running looks like Krabs his drive-thru is really paying off for me oh no not again no darn it now there's a line watch where you going old man this is the second time I'm too old to wait in Lin come nuggets get them before my arm falls off they're everywhere Mr Crabs stay back than Squidward not me oh he sward Mr Krabs we got to do something the customers are mad with Hunger they're beginning to Riot for once he's right easy boys easy don't you think you're both getting a little carried away I mean I hardly call this a riot right like okay don't worry I can solve this more drive-throughs more money [Music] [Applause] hey somebody eating potato chips don't worry Mr Krabs we can fix it we might need to buy some more toothpaste though [Music] um hello anybody Here AOS anybody at all huh maybe they're on their [Music] lunch um aren't you going to wash your how long do I we have to keep this up oh it's going to be a long slow recovery mhm time to pop my back [Music] particles is the secret ingredient office worker safety department I'm here to investigate the accident oh no oh yes Squidward after all I've done for you you call the O WS he didn't call them Mr Krabs we did I needed help investigating the accident right buddy breakfast green Finland well I for one plan to give here my full cooperation anything I can do [Music] inspector so this is where the accident occurred can anyone tell me what happened I'll be glad to I mean I can relive the whole tragic episode if I must it was just another day at the Crusty Crab I was at the register giving it a nice shining between orders when something caught my [Music] eye a Patty bun with 10 seeds instead of 11 I wasn't about to stand idly by and allow a customer to go without all his guaranteed nutrients and vitamins I must replace it with a proper bun I said I dashed into action excuse me sir what a diligent and Charming individual that's when I entered the back room to grab a new bun just as I was about to reach for one I heard a slight Creek and that's when the chain snapped and then slam my heroic and brave actions were halted by an unsafe shelf disoriented and in pain I collapsed and lay for nearly 6 hours crying softly for [Laughter] help the worst part though is is that I never got that kind gentleman is new fun I see as you know sir certain penalties are [Music] involved oh [Music] no1 dollar no why why why huh what's this hold on a second me video surveillance camera what I forgot I uh borrowed that from the airport now let's see what really happened [Music] here you faker not to mention you were sleeping on a job what are you going to do to me I'm going to make you pay oh [Music] [Music] no Squidward can I talk to you for one second I don't know that's a pretty long talk has anything ever happened at your job that made it well not as fun as it used to be well actually yes really what was it being hired I don't know why but things just aren't the same since crusty dogs were added to the menu SpongeBob my boy I realized long ago that there is nothing I repeat nothing that could make this job any more boring or humiliating or demeaning that it already is look at that guy just like a hot dog mommy let that inspire you to stay in school [Music] Billy Mr Krabs Oho SpongeBob how goes the wieners I was kind of wondering could we just go back to selling Krabby Patties what on Earth for crusty dogs was your best idea ever boy I know I well I guess I sort of just missed the Krabby Patties after all they're what gave this place its name yeah good point yeah I mean don't you think that we [Music] should crusty dog those wieners have got to go here you are hungry customers your delicious crusty dogs they do look delicious yes eat one and you will develop an unsightly skin condition here's here's your foot long sir thanks 12 in of deliciousness yeah you know what gives him that added flavor no what nose hairs and recycle dental floss SpongeBob what are you doing we have got to get rid of these wieners and bring back the crabby patty SpongeBob I never thought I'd be saying this but Count Me In hooray help I'm having terrible abominal pain I think it was the the line Winer the winner ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce myself I am but a simple old timey gentleman I came here for one purpose today so I said it didn't smell so bad but it t so quiet granny I'm told walking oh and that is to loudly decry these modern new fangled days of wieners and to beg for a return to a simpler time a crabby pattier time I'm not really concerned about possible ill health effects how about you guys how about Nostalgia never heard of them okay that didn't work at all it only seemed to increase their appetite for wieners we need stronger tactics right something that would make Mr Krab's whole wiener thing blow right up in his face yeah blow up SP that's [Music] it beautiful your crusty dog Sir with extra mustard thanks can I bring you something [Music] else okay I guess not thank you [Music] sir wait for it SpongeBob wait for it no yeah remember that that was oh my Neptune that crusty dog is about to explode what where [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's all over me I think I'm going to be my grand about have a nice day punch Bob what happened in here we on me customers what are we going to do oh I know the answer hey SpongeBob have you seen Mr Squidward I think he's outside on his break perfect and keep them Krabby Patties coming boy I captain mom look it's a guy dressed as a Krabby Patty it's never too soon to start picking a good college [Music] Billy H well I guess I was wrong again it can always get more humiliating [Music]