got a favorite cartoon character ever wondered what would happen if they got charged for their crimes well if you love Rick Sanchez for some reason buckle up because he's going to be spending a hell of a long time in the Stony Lonesome and what are you in for everything dude might be 70 years old but he is no innocent senior citizen over the last 100 hours I have uncovered dozens of evil felonies he's committed in the name of Science and I'll be ranking all of Rick's crimes in order of sentence length so we'll be starting out with stupid Petty crimes and ending with the most diabolical atrocities known to mankind Rick thinks school is nonsense dumb stupid so he's always allowing Morty to skip it and sometimes even dragging him out of class himself missing school without a valid reason is treny and believe it or not that's a crime cutting class isn't the only illegal Behavior Rick has encouraged his granson to partake in there's also drug smuggling I'm going to need you to take these seeds into the bathroom and I'm going to need you to put them way up inside your butthole put them way up inside there as far as they can fit Rick illegal possession of a firearm Morty I made you a gorilla gun pretty cool huh a gorilla gun do does this do what I think it does yep disorderly conduct by engaging in a fight unbelievable a new CH okay no more and he wants more and a hell of a lot of other stuff contributing to the delinquency of a minor is a misdemeanor so Rick will be in the clink for a total of 360 days yeah we're starting with a sentence of of 360 days just to give you an idea of how insane these later crimes are going to get hopefully with Rick Behind Bars Morty will finally stay out of trouble but I somehow highly doubt that Rick cares about his grandchildren equally so when he gives Morty guns he gives summer something illegal to in the episode a rick convenient Mor Morty scores a date with an alien superhero and summer is sad because she's recently been dumped to cheer his 17-year-old granddaughter up Rick invites her on an outer space bar crawl morets slard ofart and fcus 9 three planets are all in a delayed succession of cataclysmic events morg gut's Sun is going Supernova slard ofart is falling into a black hole and fcus 9 is getting deep impacted by an asteroid and I'm taking my favorite grandkid along with me hell's yeah and I thought only dumb people were irresponsible turns out everyone is Rick and summer tour multiple planets drinking and having seual encounters with aliens hey check it out there's old people dancing Rick is singlehandedly destroying the stereotype of parents are boring and honestly I don't know I'm kind of here for it anyway Rick committed a gross misdemeanor by supplying 17-year-old summer with alcohol he'd be jailed for 364 days and judging by how much booze he drank he probably won't even be sober when his sentence is up do you love spaghetti sorry that was weird anyway if you do you might want to skip this part because it's going to ruin it for you the Smiths are enjoying a delicious spaghetti meal that Rick made especially for them however Morty later learns that the spaghetti he ate was made from something other than wheat I I got to know like what's the secret ingredient no why is it always the with you of course it's a person why couldn't it just be spaghetti if Karma Was Real Pickle Rick would have been sliced up and put inside a [ __ ] Big Mac Morty feels so guilty and repulsed that he attends the funeral of one of the people he ate and confesses after seeing a video of the funeral the president of the spaghetti Planet reaches out to Morty and offers him a more ethically sourced pasta would you mind showing us this is the spaghetti of a person that took their own life they did consent to be eaten okay oh I don't know what's grosser the pasta made from dead people are Morty's awful slurping Morty's okay with eating pasta made from I guess humans who gave consent to be eaten so the family go back to their cannibalistic spaghetti nights well Rick technically didn't commit a crime for eating those people who turned into spaghetti uh cannibalism is technically legal in all states except Idaho they can be charged for merely removing the bodies from their original location without permission okay that would get him 364 days in jail and by cooking the bodies he could also be charged with abuse of a corpse to be charged with the crime Rick would have had to do something that would outrage the dead person's family and I think it's safe to say uh cooking and eating somebody would definitely piss off their relatives that means Rick is guilty of a misdemeanor and can be jailed for the next 90 days which if you ask me is incredibly lenient for such a messed up crime Rick pretty much takes his 14-year-old grandson on dangerous life-threatening Adventure ures every day and these Adventures have resulted in a multitude of painful and traumatic experiences for poor Morty like remember that time Rick forgot to show him how to turn on his grappling shoes you have to turn them on Morty you really did a number on your legs right now you know you got to turn the shoes on Morty for them to work I'm in a lot of pain Rick or what about the time Rick left the spaceship door open a little too long you're staying in here where it's safe how about that awful experiment Rick did on Morty in the time he got by an alien I don't know what my reaction is but I think I'm mounting in suspicion of you well what are you going to do I'm going to remember everything need I go on those clips alone would earn the grandpa 1,456 days in jail for child endangerment remind me again why Beth leaves her children in the hands of her crazy irresponsible father Morty just wanted to go on an adventure with Rick but somehow ended up on trial with him Morty finds Rick drunk and depressed on the garage floor and ask s to redeem his Morty Adventure card so he can choose their next adventure however Rick flips out when he sees how many stamps Morty has he accuses the teain of forging them and calls in an audit from a cosmic entity an observer shows up but just wants to cause some trouble just to get rid of the Annoying Observer Rick tells Morty that he can cash in his cards at a lower rate but the Observer overhears them and becomes offended so as Revenge they stand on the sidewalk and play embarrassing clips of everyone in the house this is going to be fine a I'm sorry I can't stop with I start whatever you know what I really do admire Jerry's self-awareness Morty beats the Observer up out of embarrassment but ends up accidentally pushing them into an oncoming truck Rick and Morty are put on trial over the observer's death and the prosecution placed a series of Clips showing the pair's misdeeds and in one of these clips it shows Rick having basically zero respect for the dead how long before Ben Franklin comes back to life yes he came back evil Ben Franklin remember we tried wrapping him in tin foil to see if it had Shield him from the evil Jesus Christ it cooked him it's so moist Rick that's a guy ew man Rick literally would have feasted on the corpse of America's founding fatherhood Morty not been there by digging up Franklin's grave Rick committed unlawful disturbance of human remains and would be sentenced to 5 years in prison for the crime he could also be charged with abuse of a corpse for cooking the founding father's body as that's a gross misdemeanor it means 90 more days get added to Rick's sentence the Galactic Federation prison is the most high Max security prison in the universe so it's the best place to imprison an evil Genius Like Rick Sanchez Rick's jail cell is a bit different than you'd expect it's a simulation based on his own memories which the Federation is using to get a hold of the formula for his portal gun Jerry get out of the booth take all your close off and fold yourself 12 times you got it meanwhile at the Citadel the Council of Ricks are busy plotting the assassination of Rick c137 and they send out the Seal team Ricks to finish the job and they aren't the only Ricks plotting something illegal the original Rick decides to fool the agent into letting him take control of the simulation he does this by creating a false memory of how he invented the portal gun come on girls the ice cream's going to [Applause] melt no wow this sauce is [ __ ] amazing you said it was promoting a movie man that used to be the saddest scene in the whole show before it was revealed that it was fake before it was revealed that it wasn't actually fake and it was actually real anyway the agent believes that he has the formula to the portal gun but it's actually a virus that lets Rick Escape by transferring his Consciousness into an agent but escaping the simulation wasn't even the hardest part the Seal team Ricks have arrived and shoot Rick in the head hi Rick bye Rick but of course you can't kill off Mr Sanchez that easily because his Consciousness was actually in another body Rick transfers from the agent into Rick d99 and goes to find Sumer in Morty at the Citadel of Ricks a heated fight between the Rick's follows but the original Rick eventually comes out on top and kills all the council members escaping prison is a crime here on Earth so Rick could get an additional 10 years added to whatever sentence the Galactic Federation gave him now Rick hates Jerry's guts so when he told Beth he was taking her husband on a guy's day out she should have been really suspicious Beth goes to work while Rick takes Jerry to hang out with demons so he can repay a debt ah Jerry exquisite finery this evening don't tell Ross but I got this little diddy from Cole is it more embarrassing for Rick to be seen hanging out with the lamest guy in town or BDSM demons after work Beth finds Jerry the karaoke bar and the demons invite her on a wine date Beth drinks one too many glasses and ends up sharing embarrassing stories about Jerry with the demons and that was the third time he hit his pants from eating too much soup wow I did not know it was possible for Rick to be at a bar not drunk and not covered in vomit Jerry confronts Beth and Rick for humiliating him and this bores the demons causing them to go on an evil Rampage in the bar we'll have to make our own F demons take Jerry with them back to Hell Rick and Beth disguise themselves as demons and try to rescue him from hell but they also end up as hostages anyway however the skin hooks crumble and the three of them make a break for it to escape Rick must power a portal out of hell and he does this by kidnapping a demon an aversion converting inversion reverter it shoots concentrated pleasure pain inverting shrapnel we're going to kill them with 100% sincerity so Jerry just be yourself that's your solution humiliating me more Jerry's lameness successfully opens the portal and they arrive back home in their BDSM gear right when Morty and summer have a friend over as Rick didn't kidnap the demon for ransom he's only guilty of second degree kidnapping and even though that's a demon the offense carries a maximum sentence of 10 years in jail but anywhere is better than hell right is anyone else shocked that Rick has lived to the ripe old age of 70 despite living and active lifestyle of drugs booze and more drugs and these babies just saved this lame ass party what D I don't know what kind of outer space his grandpa is on but I sure as hell don't want to ever try them until I'm as old as him in which case we both Rick appears to have taken psychedelics in some form of alien in those clips nevertheless possession of controlled substances is a serious crime Rick would get a 15year sentence that's 5 years for each illegal drug he used he really is the absolute worst role model to his grandchildren Rick does not care about the world or the people living in it you only need to watch the first episode of Rick and Morty to understand that Rick bursts into Morty's room in the middle of the night and tells him that he's got a surprise well flying in the spacecraft Rick reveals said surprise but it's definitely not something to look forward to I had to make a bomb my I had to create a bomb what a bom we're going to drop it down there get a whole fresh start create a whole fresh start right now we're going to go pick up your little friend Jessica from my math class would I drop the bombb I way you to have the thing I'm going to make it like a new Adam and Eve and you're going to be Adam Jessica's going to be Eve yeah that's kind of creepy Morty grabs the wheel trying to stop Rick from destroying Earth but Rick lands the spacecraft and claims it was all a test to get Morty to be more assertive the dude's relieved but he shouldn't be relaxing so soon nutrino bomb armed does that mean Rick was actually planning on carrying out the terrorist attack who knows but we do know for a fact that simply threatening terrorism even if it was just a scare of Morty is definitely a crime the law doesn't take threats like that lightly so Rick would wind up in prison for the next 10 years and he's obviously committed a crime just by making the bomb in the first place that's another 20 years added to his rapidly growing prison sentence has Rick ofer tried you know not being insane his adventures would be so much more relaxing for Morty but I don't think that's his goal the writers of Rick and Morty have been accused of stealing ideas from other shows especially family guy that's not your normal time pad where'd you get that I borrowed a from Rick and Morty they borrowed plenty from us so it makes perfect sense that the characters in the show steal themselves and I can think of one time Rick stole something very precious from a fourth-dimensional entity time has been frozen for nearly 6 months but Morty summer and Rick are unaffected Rick goes to unfreeze the world but first warns the kids not to touch anything so they don't mess up the timeline but the grandkids can't remain still for even a minute and end up getting into a fight over who Rick likes more you vindictive little turd you shut up you big female [ __ ] hey don't shove me problem what's yours you shut up what the hell hell hell hell hell you think Morty would know better insults at this point like Rick is always talking to him like he's trash the time Rift summer and Morty created his cause time to fracture into two equally impossible improbabilities meaning the three of them are no longer in any timeline so that's fun to fix the timelines Rick uses the time Crystal he stole from the fourth dimension but the crystal won't work because of Morty and Summer's uncertainty Rick asks them what's up up and they tell him that they argue over who is Grandpa's favorite instead of reassuring his grandkids that he loves them both equally Rick gets out a whiteboard and shows them why he hates them equally so in conclusion you're both equally Mercurial overly sensitive clingy hysterical bird brain humuli which makes you both identical all right everything resolved everybody nice and certain time Fusion fails again this time prompting even more clones of Rick Morty and somewhere to show up Rick goes crazy thinking his other selves are here to kill him so he turns the Crystal into a gun and starts shooting causing time to split again resulting in four separate realities to stop the fighting Morty knocks Rick out and puts him in a dog crate when he wakes up a fourth-dimensional being fixes the timeline and tries to arrest the grandpa for stealing the crystal how long exactly do we have to wear these things they're really embarrassing but the only way your dumbass could ever have one is if it was stolen you stole a Time freezing Crystal from testicle monsters even though the time Crystal couldn't actually control time it's still a very expensive and priceless item really that means Rick is guilty of Grand Theft automatically Rick avoided going to prison by kicking the fourth dimensional being's ass but if our police got involved he'd be locked up for the next 30 Years although I'm sure Rick could easily just escape to another timeline anyway all righty guys so we're halfway through the video and niick sentence is already 110 years in 51 days long and I've only shown you a fraction of what the scientist is capable of some of these next crimes about the show are absolutely insane so you're definitely not going to want to miss them a lot of people think child abuse is simply hitting or forgetting to feed your kid but Rick Sanchez has proven there are multiple bizarre ways to abuse a minor Rick the isn't exactly the most loving Grandpa jeez Rick you can't say F you to your granddaughter I just did Morty here's dessert cute so it comes as no surprise that he selfishly tricked Morty into doing this disgusting thing just for his own Amusement what H are you doing saving the Universe I think right rck or that he erased Morty's memories without permission or that he forced Morty to smuggle Mega seeds up his ass despite knowing the awful side effects that would occur and of course Rick is not above physically attacking Morty right Rick you little son of a are you a simulation you little son of a I'm sorry Morty you're a good kid Morty mental and physical mistreatment can be considered child abuse Rick committed six counts of child abuse in those clips alone so for that the penalty can be as high as 10 years in prison altogether Rick's looking at about 60 years in jail it's the least of what he deserves though remember that time Rick let Morty fly the spacecraft and he ended up crashing and killing an entire family and that family wasn't just any old family oh my God Morty what did you do you killed the citizens Mor if the Simpsons had a higher age rating there would have been for sure blood in guts absolutely everywhere Rick Scoops up some cat of her goo and tells Morty to take it through the portal and clone the family while Morty's off doing that Rick clean cleans up the crime scene loots the family stuff and drinks Homer's beer however Ned Flanders catches him redand who are you if you're wondering why Rick is wearing marg's jewelry and playing Lisa's sacks just look at the piles of empty beard cans in the background there's your answer when Morty returns they bring the Simpsons back to life kind [Music] of huh wow I can't believe this frecker left the family mutated stole the k toys and didn't even bother unfreezing Flanders in less than 3 minutes Rick committed four very serious crimes reckless endangerment for allowing Morty to drive without a license in the first place warrants one year in prison obstruction of justice for covering up the crime another year petty theft for stealing The Simpsons stuff 364 days in jail assault for shooting Flanders with the freeze ray 20 years in The Slammer and mayam for turning the csons into disgusting mutants in extra 40 years sorry did I say four crimes earlier I meant to say honestly probably more than I'm forgetting altogether that's a sentence just 2 days shy of 63 years but the Simpson's lives are worth way more than that you'd think with all his super Hightech gadgets Rick would consider physical fighting beneath him but he's always down for a good oldfashioned punch up and he'll take on any opponent including the Greek God Zeus Rick Prime his son in-law and a bunch of jerks who honestly deserved what happened to them stupid that's probably where he got the confidence to try and beat up Zeus we saw Rick get humbled in one of those clips but jail time might humble him some more hopefully he committed eight counts of assault and his total sentence would be 75 years for those that's 70 for his more hardcore fight and five for slapping Jerry for being annoying everybody thinks Rick couldn't care less about Morty but one time he broke into one of the world's most off-limits places to try and make his grandson happy when a monster attacks a janitor in the Kennedy sex tunnels of the White House the president calls Rick and Morty for help the two of them arrive through a portal and agree to kill the monster in hopes of getting a selfie with the president later however working for the president makes them feel lame so they abandon the job without killing anything back home they just play Minecraft and believe the government still thinks they're in the tunnel but the government has actually been monitoring the pairs every move yellow hi guys US president calling how how's it going just hard at work on this sex tonel gagu you lying I see your ass is playing Minecraft I got you on satellite what do you have to say V this got the same Vibe of a teacher catching you on YouTube when you're supposed to be working later that day Rick receives an update about a new alien species in the Amazon and Russ is there only to find the government is already at the scene for bailing on the president earlier Rick and Morty are handcuffed and stripped of their American citizenship but Rick simply lasers off their restraints and they escape through a portal the government returns to the White House but cannot track down Rick and Morty on any surveillance camera this is because the two of them are right next door God damn it they're right here they're here godamn it everybody relax I love how Morty barely even looks up from his laptop Rick says he'll only leave if the president takes a selfie with Morty of course the president refuses and Rick gets into an epic battle with him over the stupid picture Rick wins the fight gets the president in the headlock and calls Morty over to take the selfie but Morty's already gone home and never actually wanted a selfie with the president in the first place that means Rick hilariously committed a bunch of crimes for absolutely no reason his first crime was trespassing on government property that'll earn him 10 years in prison next he slaughtered like 12 government agents that's another 360 years for murder lastly he caused colossal amounts of Destruction to government property so Rick in total is serving 380 years because of a selfie Morty probably would have become a model citizen rather than a menace had his parents put Rick in that retirement home he is the ultimate bad influence and is always encouraging or just outright demanding his grandson commit crime I mean just listen to him here this is awesome Mory this is really cool you want to help me out here kill some people fun and here we have to go do a piece Star Wars soliciting commanding or encouraging Morty to break the law means Rick is an accomplice in the commission of Morty's crimes knowing how irresponsible the mad scientist is and all the crazy happenings that go down during his adventures I estimate that Rick has acted as an accomplice to Morty in at least 50 of the show's 71 episodes so far the offense carries felony charges so that's 250 years at the bare minimum with a sentence like that I'm sure Rick will regret not volunt Ary putting himself in an old folks's home did you know Rick has a long history of drug smuggling as we talked about earlier in the pilot episode of Rick and Morty Rick convinces Morty to smuggle Mega seeds up his bum after confessing why he can't do it himself these seeds aren't going to get through customs unless they're in someone's rectum Morty I've done this too many times Morty and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable you got to put these seeds inside your butt please Morty doesn't Marty have another Grandpa named Leonard or something maybe you should consider hanging out with him instead we don't know how many times Rick has smuggled illegal substances up his butt before but to have permanently damaged his [ __ ] he must have done it a hell of a lot drug smuggling carries a maximum sentence of 10 years so if Rick has done it at least a 100 times that's obviously a thousand years in prison furthermore Rick would get 20 years for soliciting murder because remember in that same episode he told Morty to kill the Customs guards it's okay to shoot them they're robots they're not robots Rick it's a figure of speech Morty just keep shooting Morty either Morty's combat skills are out of this world or those guards lied on the resumes and don't forget also Rick crushed an alien to death while outrunning security it's amazing how fast Morty can run with giant seeds up his butt I know I couldn't do that never mind that's another 10 years for manslaughter Rick's experiments are always crazy and bizarre but sometimes they can be downright cruel the scientist has tortured a baby alien in the garage are decapitated a rat as pickle Rick slaughtered a kind animal who saved his life and caused the deaths of potentially billions of snakes by altering their planet's timeline I feel like Rick is probably the reason why Snuffles was never seen again in the show animal cruelty carries a maximum penalty of 5 years so Rick's sentence could be as high as 5 billion years assuming he wiped out at least 1 billion akes one of Rick's favorite pastimes is visiting different dimensions and meeting alien life but he's anything but a peaceful visitor for example in the episode prom mortius we saw Rick and Morty destroy the entire alien civilization of gloro twice Rick and Morty land on a planet inhabited by an alien species named face huggers Rick wants to kill all the aliens as he believes they're just lowlife parasites and he's completely shocked when he discovers a developed City on the planet yeah this might be a little harder than I thought holy sh they've got an M&M store door right now every time I eat M&M's I'll think of a hideous parasitic monster the two of them find their lost spacecraft but the face huggers have tied it to a ship filled with alien eggs that they plan to drop on Earth Rick and Morty tried to sneak onto the ship by wearing face hugger corpses as disguises and when they terrible disguises fail they make a run for it destroying gloro Pearl Harbor Style on the way out I am the god of death they head back to Earth and laugh about the whole thing over breakfast those two really are a pair of sick aren't they but they immediately stopped laughing once they realized they left summer behind the pair return to the destroyed city of gloro expecting the worst however summer is perfectly safe and appears to be having the time of her life with the face huggers come with us if you want to live at a lower standard than this I guess godamn summer has already grown tired of being empress and wants to go back to Earth to try and Escape she sentences Rick and Morty to death by yes place them in the car no this is like torture no I hate being in my car deserve it the face huers aren't dumb asses and know that they're all trying to escape so the aliens try to seize them but Rick has already figured out a way to kill off the species on [Music] mess Jesus we we thought you were evil why would you think that that's probably how every parent feels that their kids recital deliberately murdering all those creatures simply because they were face huggers is pretty is one of the most serious violations of international law and Rick's trial would be governed by the United Nations and take place on Goro if found guilty he'd definitely be locked up for life and even if he was given a chance of parole he'd need to wait 30 billion years just to apply that's 30 years for each of the billion face huggers I estimated Rick killed but wait it gets worse releasing dangerous bacteria viruses or alien species into the environment is just an average Monday morning for the mad scientist known as Rick Sanchez we once saw Rick turn on everyone on earth into human mantis hybrids after giving Morty a botched love potion to use on his crush and when he tried to fix things by releasing an antidote into the air he made the worst pandemic ever known 10 times worse Rick also conducted an experiment with contaminated horse seamen and caused a terrifying outbreak of mutant sperm [Music] [Applause] Rick's bungled experiments have risked completely wiping out the human race and annihilating Earth's ecosystems he would certainly be charged with two counts of biot terrorism and sentenced to life in prison with parole eligibility that's a minimum sentence of 60 years like at least 1 billion civilians have died as a result of the Cronenberg and sperm monster outbreaks the minimum life sentence for murder in Washington is 30 years so that's an insanely long 30 billion year sentence and I'm not even done yet Rick could also be charged with Mayhem for turning like 50% of Earth's population into human mantis hybrids Mayhem is the crime of disfiguring or meming another person and carries a maximum sentence of 40 years that means Rick would be imprisoned for an insanely mindboggling 160 billion years dude the pointy ends of Rick's Hair might as well symbolize daggers because the guy may have like the highest kill count of any character I've ever covered in these videos let me walk you through just some of Rick's bloodiest kills back to the judging by the fact that Rick once destroyed an entire miniverse I think what 100 billion is like a fair estimate as to how many people he slaughtered alt together it's just ridiculous at this point p is two trillion years for murder you ready hear the total amount of time Rick Sanchez would spend behind prison bars I don't think you're ready but here it is Rick Sanchez would be spending 2 trillion 225 billion 1,778 years behind bars but is the Mad sign scientist really the worst villain ever click the screen to find out how other characters compare