Family Guy Offensive Moments Watch me jump this line What happened to Stewie? Excuse me, I have scoliosis Excuse me, scoliosis coming through Stewie Oh Hey pal Oh A thousand apologies A thousand apologies Hitting the links Oh my god, Joe Golf shorts may not be the right look for you It's gonna be a nice day Not for us if you wear those Well, that seems a little hurtful Yo, Peter Don't let the intrusive thoughts win, man Come on I hope I don't end up stuck in here like Winnie the Pooh What happened to him? Rabbit, perhaps you should push with your shoulder and not your fist. Don't worry about it.
Oh, my God. I never wanted to imagine Winnie the Pooh in my whole life. Hey, what's up? My top came off on the slide. Oh.
I think I may have seen you put it in your shorts. Okay, well, here's my shorts. Just fish out the one that's yours. Oh, Chris, come on.
You're following the old man's footsteps if you're going to be a perv like that, dude. I have to go to the backup communication system. Show us.
What's the backup? As he's flying a plane? Hello? Can you hear me?
This is flight 364. We're being hijacked. I can hear you. Oh! Oh! My God!
I was not ready for that at all. Why is Megan a roller league? Go down, Griffin!
Like my stepfather's pants! I guess I see where some of your anger comes from. Oh!
That is horrible. This calls for a celebration. Why is there so many Peters?
We'd love that. Wouldn't we, guys? Yeah, absolutely.
You said it, babe. Yeah, Chinese Peter, very hungry. Yeah, well, you know what else takes years of specialized training?
Crossing your eyes. Too far, too far. Hold still.
What the? Thank you, Korean sweatshop animator. You've earned your nickel this week.
Oh, my God. Bro, they just tore down the fourth wall. Is Netflix streaming the right choice for you?
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Buffer for 20 minutes, then watch 35 minutes of a movie with Jason Statham. Wow. They just perfectly summed up my current relationship with Netflix.
Because I'm watching things on every other platform. Excuse me. Do you have any tab soda I can bring back to the sex dungeon where I've been held captive for decades? Ma'am, this is a crime scene.
I'm going to have to ask you to move along. You're right, Peter. You're a pretty good cop. That was her opportunity to be freed.
Joe. For coming and supporting me, Chris. What is this episode? Oh, yeah, Meg, I'm just as skeeved out as you are. Peter, what the?
That was that. Wow, that's the coolest George Clooney there is? Hi, George Clooney, second worst Batman.
Peter Griffin, second best Homer. You may have heard, I'm also known for my practical jokes on the set. One time I nailed Nora Dunn in the head with an apple.
That's hilarious because you're handsome. Otherwise, you're just some dick who hit a lady. Yeah, true. You can get away with a lot if you're handsome.
Don't worry. I'm going to take good care of you. I'm going to call you Juan, and I'm going to call you too.
Good. He's been reading the book. That is so horrible. I feel more relaxed than a chick on Facebook with her legs in front of a pool. Wow.
My view today. Beautiful so gel. Oh my God, amazeballs. Sorry to hear about your divorce.
Peter, not the time and place. Should have worked with groupie dog when he got that facelift. Contrary to my appearance, I'm still not happy. Please study my brain.
My God, that got dark quick. I get him. Oh yeah, you got them all, Joe.
We didn't even put... The game's not even on. He doesn't know.
I saw the screen wasn't moving. Oh my gosh, dude. Sure, what the heck? Here, take my card. I am a registered sex offender.
Flip it over. Important, see other side. Give me that. Oh my God, bro, what are these clips?
How do we keep finding more offensive clips? It can be tricky working with an ex. Look at Kermit and Miss Piggy. How are you feeling, Miss Piggy? I heard you called in sick yesterday.
Yeah, I had a frog in my throat. Right, Kermie? Right?
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Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. No! Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. No!
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. What the hell? Oh, I'm scarred! Inner-inner me is scarred!
I'm gonna do the Ice Bucket Challenge. Three years too late, but right on time for a principal. And making no less sense than it did when it was current.
True. You're welcome, person who's probably already dead. No, I'm not laughing. Boy, I can't believe there'd be corrupt cops in Mexico.
Yeah, Donald Trump was right. His daughter is a hot piece of ass. What?
Whoa. Whoa, that came in from left field. Hang on, you were a sperm donor? Yeah, I'd almost forgotten about it, but-Oh, yeah?
Last night, I got this call from a woman who says she's my daughter. Uh-oh. That was me. I was prank calling you.
You what? I can't believe you would do that to me. Can you guys argue elsewhere? You're making it tough to finish in here. No.
Fight louder. Call her a bitch. What on earth are these episodes, bro?
Why are they fighting in the sperm cell? Sir, there's nothing you can possibly imagine that's strange or useless enough that we don't have it here at Anthropologie. I know one thing you don't have.
Okay. Black customers. Ah, I'm melting. To the ladies'room.
What? Hey, listen, I just wanted to say thanks again for patching me up. No problem, buddy. Look at this guy's chin. That's an interesting necklace you got there.
Oh, this? It's from when I was a kid. It's half of a best friend coin. I always had this crazy dream that one day I'd run into the guy with the other half. Wow.
They're best friends. It was him. Oh, my God.
Cody? Oh, that must be the name of the dead surfer I found this on. Oh, my God.
Yo, I was wondering where that was going to go. Oh, my goodness. Dad, you're reading the paper upside down. Wrong again, idiot. What is the context of that?
Get on your knees and lick that up. What? Excuse me? Are you serious?
Yeah, I'm serious. I'm the principal. Oh, why is he bullying him?
What type of principal is Peter? Ew. That is just disgusting.
Imagine licking anything off of a high school cafeteria. It's disgusting. America is gorging itself on processed food, creating an obesity epidemic.
We've abandoned natural foods for chemicals, additives, and refined sugars. At this rate, this is what the future will look like. Those are flying cars, but the people in them are too fat.
Oh no, I left my baby in there! That's right. You know, a lot of people don't realize Team Six actually completed their mission in this puppy. Really?
Inside a... Oh, cool! Family guy!
Over here! Family guy! Family guy, look!
So that's what kept him in place. Wow, that is incredible. All right, ladies, line up. This roller rink again. How about we start with some warmups?
Okay. Bend down and touch your toes. Memory card full?
Come on. Chris, are you serious, bro? So, I have the most money in the world, right?
Yes, your majesty. Great. Can you make sure my hair looks like anyone in a nursing home?
What? What? Why is Family Guy just cooking the queen, bro? Rest in peace. Me and the guys were using them to shoot crab apples.
It's going on. Oh, oh. We don't want raisins on Halloween. We want candy. Yeah.
Quagmire, aren't you going to get in on this? I kind of got my own game going on over here. Quagmire, you are horrible. Sorry I let you down, Tom.
Oh, my God. No, Tom! Holy crap!
Doritos tacos is only for a limited time? And oh no! Tom Tucker's gonna jump!
How did he get up there so fast? He ate the tacos! I got here as fast as I could.
Yeah, okay, Peter. Just a heads up, my dad's friend, Mr. Quagmire, is gonna say a lot of stuff to you, and it's all gonna be disgusting. Hey, you must be Isabella.
I came as soon as I heard about you. And then I got on my plane. Oh, man. with the children in our hands don't watch me when i'm doing stuff yeah i don't know what just happened not bad i see you got a what is the five o'clock shadow anything done with those rock and knockers staring at you hey who says i get anything done guy talk guy talk Yeah, Oh, oh my gosh!
There's almost nothing left of him! And I just know I'm gonna be the one to have to identify the body. That's him. Who?
Poor guy. Who is it? He looks like a bowl of tomato soup.
Guy next to him died in a fire. He looks like a grilled cheese sandwich. Oh, these two poor souls are the best combination for a rainy Saturday. Oh my goodness.
Could even be happening in that clip. What could even be happening? National Geographic.
Upon realizing a trip to Africa would be smelly and gross, our crew decided to stay in the office. Oh, my gosh. I think she did all right.
Is that Morgan Freeman? But no one will know for sure. Because halfway through, everyone stopped to watch some fat kid who was killing it. Damn, that was always my dream come true. I wish I could do that.
I really wish I could do that so badly. Oh my gosh, man. Not appropriate?
You took me to see Magic Mike XXL. Why? Yep, this one's wet.
This one too. Oh my god. Also wet.
Oh my. This one's dry, but the back of the seat in front of it is wet. Oh my god, that is just disgusting. Up till now, the only thing you could take care of was my traffic tickets. Name?
Uh, Peter Griffin? Peter Griffin's here to surrender for his vehicular manslaughter. What?
No, I'm a good boy! He is a good boy. He is a good boy.
There goes Peter. Rose playing GTA 6 early. I learned a little bit of your language, and I just wanted to say... What language is that? You're Korean, are you not?
No, I'm Mexican. What is this clip? What? Are they high as hell when they break this show? That's the only explanation.
Well, he kissed me. I kind of let him. I told him it could never happen again.
What are you doing? I thought that was kind of like I'm open for business. No.
I'm confiding in a friend. Oh, you're the safe friend. Damn, bro.
But isn't he like also his mom? You know, later we're going to have to take one of those forced happiness family photos that come in the restaurant's tacky frame. Oh, no.
Why are you so f***ing negative all the time? I, uh. Uh, dang. I don't, no.
Yo, he just called him out. Oh, hey, listen. I've had some of those moments with Ninja playing Fortnite. I just listened to two hours of butt dialed sex between my wife and the ADT alarm guy.
Oh. Why didn't you just hang up? Yeah.
Because I missed the sound of her voice. Oh, my God. Principal Shepard, your wife is on the line. She says, oh, God, harder. Dude, this show is too much.
This show is too much. The public announcement to the whole school. Are you okay? Well, thanks, guys. Uh-oh.
Oh, God. Oh, my God. Hey, guys, guys, put him back up. I just thought of something. Peter, Peter, make sure to subscribe.
We're about to hit one million. See you guys in the next one. Peace. Oh, my gosh.