Sentencing 90’s Nicktoons Villains for Their Crimes

Introduction

• Nick Toons has produced many memorable villains.
• 90’s Nickelodeon’s villains were often businessmen or annoyances.
• Objective: Determine ideal punishments for these villains.

Shows Covered

• Rocko’s Modern Life
• Spongebob Squarepants
• CatDog
• Hey Arnold!

Rocko’s Modern Life

Earl

• Crimes: Assault, Mauling
• Punishment: Euthanization (due to being a vicious dog)

Mr. Dupette

• Crimes: Fraud, Verbal Abuse
• Punishment: 3 years in prison & fines (likely avoid charges after being launched into space)

Ed Bighead

• Crimes: Verbal Assault, Criminal Conspiracy, Attempted Murder
• Punishment: 25 years in prison

CatDog

The Greaser Dogs (Cliff, Shriek, and Lube)

• Crimes: Verbal and Physical Assault, Abuse, Harassment, Thievery, Hate Crimes
• Punishment: 10 dog years in prison

Rancid Rabbit

• Crimes: Slavery, Torture, Abuse of Power, Unlawful Imprisonment, Physical Abuse
• Punishment: Life in prison

Hey Arnold!

Alphonse Perrier du von Schneck

• Crimes: Arson, Embezzlement, Conspiracy, Fraud, Corruption, Brainwashing, Treason, Attempted Child Murder
• Punishment: Life in prison (No parole)

Big Bob Pataki

• Crimes: Child Abuse, Child Neglect, Assault
• Punishment: Mandatory family therapy and community service

Curly

• Crimes: Assault, Blackmail, Burglary, Harassment, Vandalism, Public Endangerment, Animal Cruelty
• Punishment: Therapy, Community service, added to an FBI watch list

Lasombra

• Crimes: Kidnapping, Attempted Murder, Slavery, Blackmail, Piracy, Theft, Unlawful Imprisonment, False Advertisement, Impersonation, Stalking
• Punishment: Life in prison (No parole)

Spongebob Squarepants

Burger Beard

• Crimes: Attempted Murder, Animal Cruelty, Theft, Property Destruction, Fraud
• Punishment: 20 years in prison

Dennis

• Crimes: Attempted Murder, Mutilation, Stalking, Assault, Contract Killing
• Punishment: Life in prison (No parole)

Mr. Eugene Krabs

• Crimes: Abuse, Theft, Fraud, Scamming, Money Laundering, Blackmail, Grave Robbing, Attempted Enforced Suicide, Psychological Abuse, Grand Larceny, Property Damage, Embezzlement, Child Abuse, Kidnapping, Mass Torture, Slavery, Destruction of Property, Breaking and Entering, Piracy
• Punishment: Death Penalty (Walking the plank)

Sheldon J. Plankton

• Crimes: Espionage, Hacking, Smuggling, Extortion, Pollution, Terrorism, Slavery, Attempted Murder, Harassment, Vandalism, Assault, Attempted World Domination
• Punishment: Death Penalty (Public execution)

Conclusion

• Summary of villains and their respective punishments.
• Call to action for viewer engagement: comment, notification bell.
• Sign-off: Stay wicked.