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Overview of Minecraft Livestream Experience

shit's about to hit the fan you're watching our kids live 1738 [ __ ] what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up you can call me anytime what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up you can call me anytime I'm like hey what's up guys our codes I've said two three here back another video today we're playing Minecraft uh because I don't really want to play anything else right now because I'm kind of bored of it of like I haven't played fortnite since that since I recorded that video and today and I plug in Gary's mug and Minecraft is in right now so you know gotta hop on that Trend baby and the best part about it is you know you can watch me not feel bad because I'm not uh uh I don't know if I should say this joke um well I'm not a child bruh hey like dream he's gone and by the way I called that [ __ ] and y'all better give me props for that because I [ __ ] called that [ __ ] in my CS Go video so you know I'll put a clip in it right now be like a dream play to the gays that's what dream does Works your dream 's awesome dreams a lot of things and play one of them yeah I told you I'm [ __ ] David Blaine up in this [ __ ] mini lad gone I don't even think he played Minecraft um and I'm not gonna continue because I don't know if I'm even gonna put this joke in the video but anyways we are playing a map it's called parkour Helix and it's the first time of me playing it so let's get it done let's get her done fellas all right what's over here nothing that's cool hold on let me turn on some music not music uh just turn that [ __ ] up a little bit because I don't know how that how loud that is for y'all because I'm a caring person that I just figured out what the [ __ ] by the way for those wondering no this isn't this is my face um yeah this isn't like nudity you know I've been banned from two servers because they thought it was nudity and it's really just my face either that or they thought I was ugly so both are two very rational options if I'm even using the word rational the right way but yeah there you go all right that's enough talk let's get into this [ __ ] all right let's start uh okay I guess we just go by the way I don't know if y'all know this but I am a certified Minecraft Legend uh oh good shaders might not be the best option um hello let me change my shaders really quick wow that is terrible oh yeah this this will do perfectly dude I [ __ ] hate the blur there's no shaders sure um I don't really know what the frick you want me to do bruh oh [ __ ] Maybe or not uh uh [ __ ] um oh I gotta get on the hay even though it's for horses oh yeah oh yeah I'm just the greatest oh all right shut up it's for the video all right be happy no no sure all right let's continue oh yeah oh [ __ ] wait no I'm supposed to go here yeah I'm supposed to go here oh my goodness yeah I'm supposed to go here but where I can't make that jump can I know um is there Vine right there I can't see Maybe oh my goodness there is would you look at that I'm a genius Bubba oh staying alive staying alive foreign did that first try actually so I'm just incredible I don't know why I did the death counter went up that's must be like a glitch or something no clue okay well I was doing well sorry oh yeah hello I'm breaking it I'm breaking and entering hey um you might notice that I'm a little farther in the map all of a sudden well that's just because I made a joke that will never see the light of day ever here I'll make another joke to make up for it what do you call a cow with three legs [ __ ] disabled you like it oh [ __ ] I'm blind I'm just disappointed in myself oh yeah oh yeah I'm so hot okay boogers [Music] no I'm sorry I saw a hole and I had to investigate it said every gynecologist ever just it hurts you know it just hurts oh frick it just hurts oh uh by the way um I kind of like doing the uh quote of the day thing at the end of my videos but uh I was thinking why not let y'all choose the quote you know so far my personal favorite has been the Lil Wayne quote but you know I'm out of ideas even though I've only done like what how many videos or how many times have I done it three I think three and I mean they've been good but you know get I gotta give back to the community you know all 100 and some of y'all 119 I think by the way if you're subscribed to the channel uh good job you're doing well and if you're not then uh I'll let you just you know click that little button right there that says subscribe on it uh you'll uh you'll you know you know what if you do it you just you do something I'll tell you that okay now I feel like there's another uh uh Vine Maybe but I can't see it because of these shaders so I'm just gonna have to use my mind powers and just David Blaine it all right oh I'm sorry uh excuse me you know oh yeah I did it because I believed it myself you made it to Stage 20. fun fact prepare for an absolute shocker of a fact in the game 20 questions are in fact 20 questions yeah [ __ ] buddy that I came up here yeah I came from the hole said every sperm cell ever [Music] but now I don't know where to go whoa oh there's numbers I'm seeing [ __ ] oh I gotta just beat the clock but too easy okay yeah they must not know who I am I here is like 1738 [ __ ] too [ __ ] easy dude I'm telling y'all okay again as soon as they say that okay okay it's real cute real cute dude I thought Herobrine was following me thank you bro nice you know I I've done this like 30 times and I still forgot where to go just now foreign dude I did that while I was itching my nose by the way I want me to brag am I [ __ ] bye wait did I get the checkpoint oh okay good gee whiz that was a close one you know this kind of brings me back to the good old days like other than the uh high definition graphic wow I sounded like a [ __ ] nerd right there hold on let me rephrase that instead of the uh the cool picture and the uh diamond no but like instead of are you [ __ ] me said every porn star ever [Music] as I was saying instead of the uh picture and the the uh diamond block that like sets Your Spawn or like the checkpoint and stuff this is one of those Maps I feel like I used to play like back on my laptop my Mac all I had to record was QuickTime Player and yes I had a YouTube channel and only a select group of people that I don't think watch my videos anymore know about that channel it was and before you ask no you will never see those videos ever again ever like I recorded a Minecraft video that was just just dog [ __ ] like I recorded raw footage and used my laptops microphone to record and I used QuickTime Player and it was just no I enjoyed it oh but uh also sorry for not uploading for a while but here I am once again and I'm just gonna be honest with you I don't know when the next video is gonna be that's just how it's gonna be and I know that's probably not a good thing because you know people stop watching videos and that's okay because this was never really about the money or stuff like that it's more about just seeing if I could do it and if money was not involved because I don't expect to make a [ __ ] living off YouTube if I do that'd be the biggest [ __ ] plot twist of my life and I say that because uh a YouTuber named jinx uh gave this great advice when wanting to become a big YouTuber you don't get a break in the beginning no resting 100 24 7 grind you gotta ain't sleeping [ __ ] YouTube that resonated with me no I'm just kidding I don't watch his videos they're trash I saw that in a Content cup who do you think I am some kind of loser just trash anyways new reaction Channel coming soon so uh y'all been hitting any nasty gritties lately or hitting the Quan I've been hitting some fatty mayonnaise remind me to never say that [ __ ] ever again I just saw there's 60 levels of this bruh all right this is going to be a two-part Series so once I hit level 30 y'all are gonna be [ __ ] out of luck because I'm stopping the recording because I've been recording for exactly 41 minutes and 12 seconds and because I can see the future this video is going to be exactly 19 minutes and 23 seconds and that's just how it's going to be oh yeah oh yeah [ __ ] nice okay oh yeah I don't want to take it slow I want to just do it but you know what I'm gonna have to but I don't think it's gonna make too much of a difference apparently [Music] okie dokie um yeah that's it that's the video uh yeah there you go bye-bye [Music]