Now boys, in my days back in the Reagan era, I was in the Iran Contra. That was pretty illegal shit there, right? Oh yeah, it was me and Tom Cruise. We just, we sold that stuff all day.
So you were in Mission Impossible? Lesson learned. Correct?
Illegal shit is good. Exactly. Very good. Yes.
Very lucrative. You boys, you boys. That doesn't mean there's any illegal shit. I know, I told you to get the Coyote Pogies, whatever they're called, last time. Cayuga Springs.
About the cocaine. And heroin. There are two guys who want it from me. Two guys who want it from me.
I don't know. Can I be one? I might be the only one with my cocaine. They might be oriented. Cocaine.
Uh. Cocaine. Shut the fuck up.
Yeah, yeah. Actually, you know what? That's what I want you guys to do.
Steve, you're the referee. You two. UFC battle.
One on one. Let's go! Right in the grass. I can barely see in this thing.
Can I take it off? No. Fuck. There's no way I would.
I'll ref it. Thank you. I'm the lucky little win.
No, wait. You can't bang me on the head. Did you guys hear that bird just like yarg?
Shut the fuck up. Good. Good.
This thing broke. You can be stronger. Never give up.
I know. I know. I think they're winning. 3.28 AM. I'm Steve, motherfuckers.
I'm Steve. I'm the slave, motherfuckers. You Steve? A whole lot of games. Gang shit.
A lot of gang shit, baby. Yo, we making a prequel, baby. Let's fucking go. Yo, Steve. Let's go!
You gotta help out Treshawn, man. Fuck that. Fuck that, baby. Graduation.
Six and a half hours later. Up to the house. Oh boy! When are we happy? Welcome to the entryway.
Dude, do you like my draft? No. His name is Dom. Good, we don't like him.
Here's the family room of the rich slave's house. What a nice pad pink daddy hat. Please don't step in here.
I bet he's nicer than Dyson. Please don't step in here with shoes on. Our kid, the slave, doesn't have any money to do anything in here right now. What's in there? That's a living room.
That's a really expensive living room that a slave lived in. So enjoy your camp. There's an office.
Wow! Alright, let's see the rest of the house now. What a nice house! Oh good. Why did I call you Steve?
Because I remember before you got into a big head trauma, I wasn't sleeping. Although you probably remember that. Ooh! And that has a certain kind of style.
What, clothes style? No, uh, yeah. Kind of, in some way.
So I can't wear this? No. Fucking shit. Alright. Hmm.
What about these glasses? No, no, no. You look ugly as fuck. Take them off. Which one?
I thought these were cool. Take them off. Son of a bitch. Hmm.
Oh, I know, I know. You just get this on. So is Pimp Daddy a cool guy? No. Actually, yes.
In some ways, he is cool. Not always. Yeah, my mom always told me about it. Oh good. I don't know why she knew it was a garden, but...
Yeah. No, don't win a lot. What? This is my uniform.
Go ahead. It's a little queerish, but go ahead. I mean, like, it's 2014. We're kind of changing the tide of queerness.
A glass. Oh well. Yeah. Guess you can wear it then.
So why do I sleep? Well, you can sleep upstairs. It's in my over room.
There's a gate where you can't exit. Okay. You can't come and sleep. You can go up here. Damn, nice path!
We got scared a while ago. What's in here? In here?
I don't know if this is really true. I don't know if this is really true. I don't know if this is really true.
I don't know if this is really true. I don't know if this is really true. I don't know if this is really true. And here... Voila!
There's a lot of fucking clothes in here! Yeah! It's your slave!
Get in! Yeah, fuck yeah! Isn't being a slave illegal now, are you?
Get behind this old room, okay? So what, I sleep here? Yes. Yes, you do. Okie dokie!
I'm gonna size me dice and we'll go to sleep! Okay... Now get the fuck out, I gotta jerk off!
Okay. Let's not stay in here. Love you, Steve. I don't fuck with you, so...
Nice jersey. What, are you a Lakers fan now? You're wearing a Knicks hat and a Lakers shirt with James?
Yeah. Who's that? LeBron James. I predict that he will be a Laker.
Not with Kobe. He's at Miami now. I know. Isn't that crazy? Yeah.
I mean... He's not leaving Miami. He's already won a bunch of championships. He's unstoppable.
You heard him at the beginning. Not one, not two, not three, not four, not five. He's never leaving.
Well there's a man named Peter Nicoletti and he thinks that LeBron is the biggest snake because he went to the Lakers. He might go to the Lakers. Alright, let's look for Bobbados.
Alright, what's this here? Whoa! What is that?
A box of... CTC! Cinnamon Toast Crunch! Ha!
Not your average... Corn chip! But, uh, still pretty good, not gonna lie.
Those Fritos, man. They're good. Fresh? Fresh.
You know how to have them, are you? Yeah, I can. Ah.
But, he must have been living here, right? Obviously, he's sitting at this one box of cereal here. Hello boys. Mr. Zack. This jamoke.
Hey. Who's our guy? Hey.
Oh, the guy who sold me this gun. I got news, man. I have found the location.
Speak up, I can't hear you. I have found the location of our target. Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes! That's what we need! This guy- There's no best!
The double agent! Like Kingsman 2, they call him Circle. Kingsman 2?
Are we even there yet? I feel like we're one right now. Maybe. At the first, maybe.
Alright, alright, alright. Don't! I'm sorry. outrageous why Did this guy want to run we are going to kill him?
That's that's the goal you are going to go. I'm gonna sit on a hammock. Thank God Back in 2014. Thank God you got this Gary Sanchez Yeah He signed him, he was 16. He's only 18, but he's gonna be so good!
Well, you can do this, alright? Go get him. Oh, and bring your gun. You should probably get a better gun than that. I feel like...
Nah, it's good. Okay. I'll get a better one for you, man. State of the art. Well, that's what I need, cause this is gonna be pretty, uh...
It's gonna be pretty hefty kill, I think. Trust me. It'll get the job done. That's why I like to hear. That's why I like to hear.
What's up? Where is it? Right here.
Right now? Right here. Yeah, that's a beauty. That's all the scope and all. Man, you can do serious damage with this.
Kill, kill innocents. Kill, kill the innocents. Kill the ones that need to be killed.
Every week. I'll get the job done. Kill these damage workers.
Kill... kill innocents. Kill...
kill the innocents. Kill the ones that need to be killed. Every week.
Now get the job done. Get... It's being annoying Sending us on all these missions Well...
Gotta get done Yeah? Fucking sucks I'm so sick and tired of shit I know I'm still lazy to do this type of shit but... I think... I think I'm scheming something so I'm stirring the pot right now Oh really? Come on now You must go to the troops.
Oh yes, my work here is done. Today is it. Oh my gosh, Ant-Man and the Wasp is in theaters. I gotta go see it. Also, good thing this is now very popular in the universe.
Good thing this is now very, very popular. Sold at the Toy Professor, which is great. Also, Ant-Man and the Wasp. I heard the end credit scenes are fire. I will report back when I hear about them.
Anyway, I must go. Do I have the time? I don't have the time stone.
That's just from a movie. All right. See you all later.
Bye now. What's this? Alright. Sup? Sup douchebag?
Yo Tresha, these two Asian guys outside are getting kids out of your hard time. Huh? Yeah, but get somebody else to do it.
I'm uh, I'm fighting Barbados right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just, I can't do it right now. You good? Alright, see you later.
Bye. Who am I gonna get to do this? I'm not doing it. Well, I'm not gonna do it.
I don't know who the fuck you expect to do it. I'm not doing it. It's not my job.
That guy has no penis. Well, what do you want? We need you to go help.
I remember this from a while ago. Help what? Help that.
Are they making ruckus? Yes. Okay, I'm gonna slice him and dice him.
Steve! You're going to the beach right? Yep, I quit, I'm going to the beach. That's it, that's it, we're on a season!
So, who went to Fordham? Oh shit. Are you kidding me? Take that!
Doosh! What? What? Who's that? Who's who's who?
What yow? Dice him, dice him! Alright. Hi, I'm Matthew Maddy. Hi, hi, hi.
Hi, I'm the greaseball. I'm attracted to ugly ladies and fat ladies with huge titties. Ugh.
Alright, we gotta come up with something. How are we gonna fight him? Hey, let's ambush him then.
Good idea. Grab the gun. Great idea. Somebody shoots, somebody's hiding.
You're probably hiding. I'm probably, I mean, come on. I'm going to be talking to them. We'll be discussing. Then you're going to come out of the bushes.
Bang, bang, bang. Just like that. Exactly. I mean, let's go over there.
So, over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got to...
So we could go that way. Yeah, go up and around. Tree protection over there.
They can't see us from over here. But if we come in from behind them, they'll be like, over there. A place to see but can't be seen. That's what we need. We got this, man.
Stand no chance. No more Barbados. It's too easy.
So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one. Man, these chips, the wood chips. Good area, right?
Gorgeous, man. I mean, we're here nice and early. I could probably hide behind one of these trees or something.
Dude, that creek would be perfect. Oh my god, you're right. Let me go check it out. Is it dry, you think? I hope so.
We got a little- oh there- I mean we got some water but... There's a dry spot right there. Need a hand?
Nah, I got it. Shit. Now we wait.
Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh fuck.
Oh fuck is fucking right, what the fuck happened? No no no, don't answer. I saw it all. You got your ass handed to you by a fucking retard. That dumbass Deadpool.
I don't know, they were highly trained. I have no idea. That kid's dumb as bricks!
I don't know, they called me off guard. I'm sorry. For fucking days. No, no. Weeks.
Weeks for this moment. And when it came down to it, you got bested by that fucking brick of a person. No, I cannot believe it.
I have an idea though. They think you're dead, right? Yeah. You can tell them? Yeah, I can tell them.
Alright. Okay. Excellent.
Excellent. We scheming? We're scheming.
We got something up your sleeve right now? I have fucking ideas. Alright. I'm fucking one of those ideas people.
That's why I am here and you're out there doing the shitty work. Okay, okay. Alright.
I'm leaving it to you. After we- You said delirious. Yes, my brother.
Cannot- That fucking betrayed us. Oh my goodness. I couldn't believe it either. I'm gonna fucking slap that bitch next time I see him.
Dude, what do you think I'm- I'm planning? And that worked so well last time. Shut up. Shut up. So what do you think?
You probably think this is gonna be the end, don't you? I don't... I was hoping it was gonna come to an end, but it's not the end. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's just the fucking beginning. What? This is...
This is just the fucking beginning. Shit. Where's Deadpool? Blackery, my good friend! Orbeez, good to see you.
I appreciate the guns when I did the sea jump in Daddy's house. Very nice of you. Can I show you what I have?
I have the biggest drug in the world, Pile of Blossom. It's nice, right? So what gun do you have? For me today This one right here Fancy gun, how much?
500 500 dollars? That's like 5 bucks Euros What? Euros I have to say my friend This is the worst ambush I've ever been in What? Ah Ah Slay Sean! My good friend.
Very nice. How'd you know? Don't do that. I think this isn't the first ambush I've been in. Was that obvious?
It was pretty obvious. I thought I had a good gig going too. I mean like I give you 10- I was in the ditch.
So? Snuck up behind you. You were- You're... I give you credit for going after me, but honestly if I were you I'd be going after those chopsticks I think that is I mean, I'm just trying to Do work, you know, I'm just trying to move up in the ranks. No, I totally understand that So, you know what you could you could have the I spent all the drugs and you can have it back.
You can have the one drug back and you can be big. All yours. Take it. Oh, yeah, thanks. Thank you.
Now, you think this is a second game? Yeah, dude. You're back. Give it to me, man. Come on.
We really have to do all this? Just Go! Go!
Go! Station! You missed! You're a spirit station, I'll give you that one! Spirit!
Fuck! Gods! Come on!
I'll beat the fuck out of you. Come and find me, Monday! Don't turn your back on me like that! Asshole! UGH!
UGH! Oh, yeah, come on, bro. Come on, bro. You're better than me! Yeah!
Get up here! Nice! And I'm going to go to jail! Go on! Go on!
Oh, that's a hard job, I'm gonna have to... UGH! UGH!
UGH! UGH! UGH!
AHHHHH! You think you're some shit, don't you, Bob Bader? There is no story where you're the hero. Treshawn is the big boy I kept.
I always believed. I've never lost. Never lost!
In the way, yeah! Take this! Right in the foot! Right in the shoulder! Right in the neck!
Right in the head! Right in the shoulders! I just can't, I'm so cute! Die, bitch!
Die! Die! Go down!
Go down! Die! Die!
I'm gonna find you in my sleep. No. I'm...
I'm gonna shoot you in the head! I'm gonna shoot you in the head! I'm gonna shoot you in the shoulders!
I'm gonna shoot you in the knees! I'm gonna shoot you in the toes! Shoulder, knees and toes!
F**k yeah! F**k yeah! F**k yeah!
F**k yeah! Bruh! Thank you for the video. One gun against another.
Boom! DUN! DUN! DUN!
DUN! DUN! DUN! DUN!
DUN! DUN! DUN! DUN!
DUN! DUN! DUN!
DUN! DUN! DUN!
DUN! DUN! DUN!
DUN! DUN! DUN! DUN! DUN!
Here we go! Goodbye, Trayshon. Oh, come on, bro, stop. This is the end.
This is... that's unnecessary. This is the end, my friend.
AAAAAAAAGH! My boy Zack is a beast! Let's go! Jesus Christ! Time to explode!
AAAAAAAAGH! You're just a fuck. You're a loser. Fuck you.
Fuck you. What? Go down, bitch. Go down! Go down!
I don't care! Where are they? The drugs?
You're going to have to kill me. Give them to me! You're going to kill him by the end.
Give them to me! You're going to have to kill me. Give them to me! Motherfucker. Here, take them.
I promise. You happy? Thank you.
It's all I wanted. It's all we needed to do. I've always had respect for you, Trayshon. No, I always did. I'm moving up in the world.
That's all that matters. I wish you good luck. I still fucking hate you, man. I have a mutual respect for you, though. I don't hate you.
I just... We just fought to the death. I still fucking hate you. Honestly, you can go any other way.
But I'll see you around. Don't give me this bullshit in your Mexican accent. All right, man? I still fucking hate you.
All right, man. Thanks for the drugs. Have a good one. No problem.
I still hate you, though. Fuck you. What? Fuck you.
I hope you like to eat the prison food. Death and penis. Hey! Oh!
He gone. You can't put him on board. Yes! Johnny, are you alright? Oh, he's alive!
Yes! Zack is alive! Let's go! Whoa!
Yeah! Come on man! Let's go! Hey, what's up bro? Hey, you got him.
Yes, I got him! Look at him! A beautiful coyote of blossoms!
We're getting baked tonight baby! Let's go! Oh, yeah!
Nice to see you. Killed the one and only. Thank you.
So, uh, so, uh, about tonight. If anyone asks, say church, man. I like you too.
Thanks, Zach. Have a good life, my man. Good luck.
Thank you, thank you. Come on, this way. Think anyone's gonna follow us?
I don't think so. Holy fuck! That was clutch!
Me and you team up against Pip's daddy? It was sick bro! Dude, I'm finally free. I'm free from Supreme Leader Slim. Who's that?
I don't know. Someone asked a lot I don't want to talk about. Well I hope I never bump into him.
Bad memories. You think uh, you think anyone's gonna follow us? I don't see why we would. Well, what do we do now?
Look for the magical chopsticks that you were telling me about. It's gonna be me and you, Agent Delirious. We're gonna be against the world.
We're gonna do everything together. Okay? We're gonna do one season, and two seasons, and three quarts. No, we're gonna... This fight is gonna be me and you forever!
So go snipe me, snipe me! Where is everyone? Dude, where have you been?
You have not been answering my calls. Dude, where is everyone? Where's Steve?
Dude, Steve ran off to the beach. Like, talking about some dream. Deadpool ran off with one of the Asians.
Pimp Daddy just got fucked up by the boat. two of the Asians, like what are we gonna do? It's literally just us. It's just us?
Yeah. Well I mean, I'm kinda big now, I got a gun, I got the Kyoto Blossoms, it's a nice drug. I mean, we'll be good.
Yeah, fine. I need you to guard the door while I perform some sort of gift to us. My job.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh no! Sunday! Sunday!
Let's go! Sunday, Sunday, Sunday I wanna lay down like God did on Sunday Sunday, Sunday, I remember these days I hate you, man. I hate you, man.
Before he stops, I'm not. I hate you, man. I hate you, man.
Sorry, that was a bang. Who's the cat? Jack Dillon.
Okay. Hey, Max, are we staying here? You still filming? Yeah.
What you think? Face and all this stuff, it's great. Who the fuck is Siri? Come on, I got a time machine. I know everything that's gonna happen.
Zack my man. How was your sleep? Pretty good. That's awesome.
Well, I really wouldn't have had a circus. I think they wrote you off They gonna have to roll me Hi! Here you know we're pinched at Daddy's house. Are you fucking kidding me?
Wait, what? What are you guys doing? Oh fuck! Fuck that, fuck that, fuck that!
Dude, where have you been? I went here, we do it. I'm fucking Trey Shaw! AAAAAAAAGH! I don't know, and nothing hurts anymore I feel kind of free We're still the kids we used to be I put my hand on the stove To see if I still bleed And nothing hurts anymore Oh good.
Sorry, Trump. And nothing hurts anymore If I don't believe We still go through the same thing And I'm from my head I put my hand on a stove To see if I still bleed And nothing hurts anymore I feel kind of free We're still the kids we used to be I put my hand on a stove To see if I still bleed Yeah, and nothing hurts anymore I feel kind of free