hmm really um hi uh hello yes you crazy little bird you better go buy it that was this revenge anyway um it's from the clearance section in tj maxx we're just gonna be doing just what i normally do before bed and then we're gonna jail cure my press on toenails hello um so this is my tea tree witch hazel toner it doesn't matter the buy really i got it from the clearance section from tj maxx for 250. i just like the tea tree combo toner and then dennis advanced firming facial pads um but i'm pretty sure these are expensive i think i got these when i had a big check and i got this and i got the strivectin neck and chest thing i don't think this is budget friendly hawaii anyway it's a poor refining thing poor refining firming blah blah blah blah blah blah i'm not really even sure if it does anything i'll show you the thing that i use that i've gotten compliments ever since i started using it and i'm almost out and that is this stuff moon velvet from face tori um i got it because it was blue uh and it was not there was no uh what's this sunscreen because it's a nighttime one um this [ __ ] is the bee's knees this is the best [ __ ] i've ever put on my face so i started getting compliments on my face about a week after i was using this every night and this is neck tightening cream and decoration i don't know if it works either uh but i bought and prayed enough for it so i'm gonna use it till it's out but i wouldn't i'm not gonna rebuy it i don't think i pay enough attention to my neck and my decolletage to notice if it's doing anything but maybe it does i don't know but a little bit goes a long way so i'll be using it for a while the night cream is moon velvet by face face story it says it calls it a sleeping mask but it's not um as soon as my stuff sits in i'm gonna use it it's cheap too um you can see i have some on the way it's a very light blue this is the best stuff on the face i love this stuff um it says uh yeah it says night mask but it's not a mask it's just a moisturizer that doesn't have it's for the night time it doesn't have spf or anything and it's cheap and i love it and then this is the other strivecta thing that i got that i don't recommend it's a stribecton it's got numbers and [ __ ] moisture lip mask um it's nothing that i'd be like man you should really fork out the money to buy that no to me it feels like glorified lip gloss it tastes good though but that's something i'd be like go out and buy that no no don't don't waste your money yes missing but this [ __ ] is the ball and then for my hyperhidrosis friends i have my certain dry that i put on my underarms but now i'm going to go put it under my boobs boop sweat and then when i go to put on clothes i'm going to put it under my fat rolls because i don't like bed real sweat either and then i have the the dry the spray for my face and my hairline because i can go and walk down two aisles in aldi and look like i just ran a marathon hyperhidrosis but that won't come on until later because my hair has to dry and my face stuff has to be all set in and moisturized and [ __ ] so that comes later and then we're gonna do my feet i don't mind going to get my feet done but i didn't want my [ __ ] done a certain way and they don't always do the color that i want and then when i bring them the color that i want they're like well we don't know how to use that gel what what do you mean you don't know how to use the gel it's gel so i thought you knew how to use crystal gel so instead today we're going to be jail curing my press on toenails your color is yellowish orange it's bright but there's something what what is like my aura or something is that what you mean oh awesome ink oh no no jimbo these are not solid i know exactly what you're talking about this looks like it's a solid color it's not so the um gel can cure all the way and also i always apply this and let it set this um prevents fungus just in case um but yes i know what you're talking about what'd you catch on video what is one of my friends around me no it can you can feel it um you can feel it but if it's a solid color the um it blocks the the curing when it's sheer or clear it goes through uv doesn't care that's why you can still get burnt sunburned if you're standing behind clear plastic in the sun you're still gonna sunburn um so no you should not use it with solid colors because it doesn't cure all the way and that could be gross i will thank you for looking out what are we talking about are we talking about what color where caught on camera what i don't know what's going on um taking a daily vitamin for hair growth not a special vitamin just your daily vitamin because i've just taken actions before you do it hello we're gonna find out hey it's my toenails we're putting at risk it'll be fine hello jennifer science we will find out oh okay i don't know what we're talking about they were like green i mean yellow or i still don't know what we're talking about the the comments don't stay up very long but also i'm in my room so there's no telling what may be walking around in here we're gonna find out obsidian sure enough we gonna find out you sick which foot uh yeah i don't know what we're talking about well i'm not really doing a witchy live right now i'm just doing beautification but i have resources and stuff it's really far to go to my witchy which foot witchcraft playlist and go all the way down to the bottom and somewhere around there is resources and stuff and then i have a school the first class is free because we want to know if you can get along if i can teach you um i sent out everything that was left over from april and may i sent out yesterday and then the end of this week all of june will be done and then i have a readings week and then july will be done and then i'll be on august so over the next seven business days everybody that is ordered up to august will get their stuff what does it say there have been some people lose their nails so hopefully it will cure properly uh well if it does my toenail it'll grow back it'll grow back i lost one time i did these with glue and i didn't have time to take them off before i had to go to work and then i forgot about them so i had them in my shoes taking a shower doing everything [Music] and one time i got a shower and i went to dry off and i had no toenail i was like what happened to my toenail um apparently i had water logged it right off and i didn't know i had no clue no pain no nothing um these are they look solid but they're not but they're french toasies [Applause] okay cutie it didn't hurt and i had never lost a nail so i had to google if that's the way it was supposed to look it was my big toe not that i advocate for losing all my toenails but i'm i never wear shoes so we will know if this is gonna hold up on my toes we'll know very shortly yeah i i didn't know i was showered i was like and i looked in the shower and my whole ass toenail is sitting in the shower and i was like i may want to take these off so i don't have to go to work now i work from home and uh i wouldn't put it on my fingernails my toenails are disposable they'll come back usually i get jail on my nails i get a french manicure why is self-care for men so up in the air what we don't know i advocate for self-care for men yeah any of them that came off i'd use them for something but i haven't decided i don't know whether i want to do what i usually do or whether i want to have tips so i haven't done anything what do you mean self-care for me i advocate for that i love that they put the whole men's [ __ ] in target they got like a whole men's section of bath and self-care stuff oh okay miss lady well i work with both sides but i was born in the dark yeah so yeah um but also this room um to the spirit world these type of of things they're three-dimensional for them so there's a lot of people in here things burnt marshmallows are good hey we'll find out so those are like three dimensions so there is literally i don't think there are so many different things in here they live did y'all hear that or was that in my head anyway there are lots of things that live in here and the big heavy thing is most likely the big guy yeah well this is my bedroom so they all this is grand central in my bedroom i'm not doing witchy things in here dooley so the reason i know a lot of people keep their bedroom clear but i don't like that so i have mandalas like on every wall um because it's three dimensional for them uh they can go in and out of that it's like three dimensional and i you either can sleep in this room or you can't because of the amount of people and things that are in here i feel protected hey wraith i feel protected in here um so that's why i pull everything in here my altar is in here too yes i have i have a one old doll for them [Music] i found out they were 3d when i did a mirror live one time wraith race um i hadn't had time to address that but jaded blocked came in and blocked you on all my stuff because of something you did or said but i haven't had time to to discuss it or figure out what was up i don't know what you did but you did something i don't know what it was foreign they're not in here they're over in there right oh [ __ ] i mean i'll ask them about it i'm not gonna put them on the spot though but i'll find out what it was i don't remember what it was you know you don't know i know that she didn't do anything to you he didn't do anything to you but i don't remember what it was out front i'll try to find out what it is okay what do i want to do first oh man i gotta go get my pocketbook too but i didn't know that my mandala tapestries were 3d until i noticed it uh when i was doing mirror work one time and you know how when somebody walks down the hallway they get smaller and smaller and smaller so when the the different things that live in here when they they walk into the mandala and it kind of spreads back and they get smaller and smaller and smaller yeah i saw we're gonna see what would be a good self-care tip honestly i would go to tarjay go to target and uh i don't know i'll have to find out i don't think it would be over something that was closed what was i saying go into target and they have a whole men's section so you can get like um men are notorious for not taking care of their face right so you can get a good face cleanser um and some toner and moisturizer for your face that would be where i started if i was a dude that was not here did y'all see that that wasn't here that wasn't in real life but y'all saw that right you saw it right okay make sure i went dripping it wasn't in in real life what okay wreath but i'm not doing witchy stuff right now i'm literally like doing my nails all right i'm gonna put some of this on um i'm gonna put some of this on my skin see what happens no i usually get them done i'm gonna let this glue set on my skin for a while and see if anything happens hey bizarre we gotta see what happens and then i'm gonna take um [Music] no i'm doing these i'm gonna take one of these that are too big and i'm gonna put the glue on the inside and i'm gonna set it in there to see if it gets completely hard we gonna do a test run i don't feel anything weird going on on my skin so that's good um let me i'm out good night i didn't see that either i just saw something zip across here let me um oh let me put on my smell good and then i gotta put on clothing before my boobies fall out well i put it right there inside of my i put it right there all right let me put them on smell good [Music] having a moment chicken i know how will you ever survive you're just so mistreated with your four different cages bruh you alright yeah i have a satan parrot okay all right let me get my clothes on and then i got to get some alcohol and make sure my nails are really dry and then i need to prep them well i'll do the test now first you're not gonna make me change my mind buddy i'll do the practice nail first and then if that completely solidifies then i'll start prepping me toenails and i'm really heavy right now it's really gonna get my nerves prepping my toenails i'm not gonna lie i'll be like okay i tell you what fat gets on my nerves it gets in the way oh it's aggravating me getting all up in my way all right oh wait i'm on youtube look i got this agate penis i got this agate penis and it can go on a necklace or a wristband and it's originally for snuff but it could totally be used as a coke spoon i wish i'd had this back in my 20s be like hold on let me get my dick but anyway it's an old snuff bottle from china that is a penis oh okay it's an a penis all right let me go put some clothes on i'll be right back it's not gonna work you can't flip over your water fountain you crackhead drink out of it satan you can't you can't move that bro it's like half a gallon of water i know can't stop your anger so i know so angry so unloved with your four cages and variety of food gosh somebody needs to call the aspca get away from me though get away from me i know anger bills you got so much little feathery anger inside because i have the lights on and you want to be asleep i'm so abusive i know i don't know how you survive we should call someone okay all right so i did uh the test spot now i gotta find something else to put my phone against oh my god okay so professional i'm so professional that's [ __ ] disgusting okay okay so let's break out the uv thingy i'm gonna keep the box because i have a i have a year warranty on this [ __ ] this one had the most reviews and it was big enough to get my [ __ ] foot in all right so here's it yes you can smell okay all right so you can see stop it's got lights all the way in the back because it's for hands and feet it's not going to work i already know your game now right right [Music] dc charger okay what are we going to unplug to plug this in what do i have over here i have a lot of crap over here is what i have [ __ ] ant what is this too nothing happened okay we have power let's see what happens now i'll show you all the extra okay okay look at all the extras they gave me like i'm about to do some [ __ ] look at all that a bunch of emery boards and [ __ ] and i need some of that how cool is that three is for me oh these are the little one-use ones for the beauticians i need those two how cool is that i ain't even mad thank you china okay oh now i want to do the test now can you imagine you know if you did this all the time um you would get like melanoma on your fingers i'm just gonna uv my [ __ ] hands once a week all right i already know this one's way too big for my toe now so i'm gonna paint some of the glue on it as if i was gonna wear it okay let me get it on there with the decent thickness we don't want a false positive [ __ ] all right let me place it on top of something i don't want to stick all right here we go 60 seconds supposed to be 60 seconds we're gonna see why am i staring at the uv light i got it face down as if it was on my toe where are my cancer still 10 seconds i know i'm like why the [ __ ] am i staring at this light okay let's see not dry all right let's put it in for another 60 seconds no it should be it's a gel activated glue it will have a sticky layer it needs to cure though right it should be done when i take it out right right no i take it out and wait somebody was just talking to me like they knew what they were doing curious with an inhibition layer do i have a bottle of that right try to touch it's not dry y'all it's the glue not the jail i got the instructions i got the instructions right here that's not it it's the gel glue it says oh cure under uvd lamp for 60 to 90 seconds i saw that one poly peach that was 120 seconds and it wasn't cured that was 120 seconds and it didn't cure well maybe these are too opaque for it to cure let's [ __ ] stick that [ __ ] in again i don't care let's fry my feet how many watts is my lamp 180. 180. yeah i did a i did a thick layer oh you put yours in there for way longer what's up what's up why would i wipe it we with alcohol it's going on my fingernail because alcohol like dries it up and gets rid of all the bacteria it's not doing it five minutes we're on minute three okay double power oh lord mom's it said double power right right nicole so i'm seeing if i can get it how long if i can get it melanoma i mean i would use alcohol on my nails before i push double power try one toe i hate my toes down for it i'll do it dude this double power thing ain't no joke oh i'm now saying i'm trying to help without being annoyed you can be a know-it-all try winter okay right but it's not on the top this is gel glue not gel gel glue right and i'm go i'm gonna prep my toes but i'm trying to see why is this thing taking you're cooking my foot all right you wanna try so y'all are telling me to try one toe okay why not let's try a toe shall we let me prep one toe let me finish smoking this cigarette and then i'll prep one toe my baby toe oh no i'm gonna do my gigantic ass toe um it's like a sheer like if you painted um your nail with the sheer sheer um pink trial by fire we gonna try let me finish smoking and then we're gonna we're gonna [ __ ] my toe up this is a toenail i don't like anyway so we'll try that one i fixed my other toe um but this one i haven't worked on yet so if we [ __ ] it up it's fine all right we're gonna prep my my toe did i i sure did okay let's break my door now take one for the team i already cleaned my toenails and everything so [Music] and cut them and all that good stuff um it's a really weak one nicole it's like a really shitty weak one that um you get for like eight dollars off of amazon so all it does is if i would have manually done it with this all right let's clean this [ __ ] off okay how long should i leave my toe in do y'all think look at me wearing my stained shirt like i'm a [ __ ] hillbilly how long do y'all think i should leave it in what do y'all think how long oh that's way too big but that's way too big that's too big until it's brown no okay okay here we go here we go here we go ladies and gents yeah [ __ ] that right up right away hold on okay yeah i did vanessa i don't think anything's happening yeah i have it off it's off doo [Music] [Music] still feels loose i'm not confident i'm not confident about this no it doesn't feel hot but it doesn't i'm gonna stick it back in maybe i should do that double power button maybe not is sticking but i don't feel like it's sticking permanently they hated them it was intentional yeah there's like a tingle kinda look like job of the hood when i sit down we're gonna mail it on my foot until it works where is leah oh i forgot that quick i was like who's leah [Music] i'm gonna leave this [ __ ] in here for five minutes saint plant is still struggling i don't want a gorilla oh wrong button we're on minute three three-ish my hair's all clipped up sorry y'all gotta set my hair hank arnold it's hiding for the rest of the year dark forest just changed his face i think we're on the third minute um oh i forgot to put my freaking medicine on my toe all right let's go for a minute four so it doesn't burn [Music] where did my cigarette go golden brown edges got one more minute after this i don't know where my cigarette went no clue all right one more minute if it's not cured after that i put it out where we're gonna pull it out i don't see it in there i don't know how i haven't burnt myself down yet that's five minutes this [ __ ] better be done is that necessary there's a lot of itching did your honest thing okay all right i don't know if i can switch this in the middle of a live it's pulling on my actual nail is that a [ __ ] air bubble are you serious right now how could i have an air bubble oh god how's that even possible how can i have an air bubble when i put glue all over it hey little nail trying to give me fungus we about to see there's the nail and it was cured on by the way and the glue under it is hard stop stop so it took five minutes all right let me get the glue off or let me rough the glue back up [Music] okay what because it didn't attach on the sides yeah it didn't it didn't attach to the sides of my nail so i had to pull it off it's still not the i feel like for this to stay on good i would also have to rough up the back of the uh the press on i think i need to rough that up as well that's what i did first crystal so i think um i need to rough up the back of the toenail as well yes you are supposed to rough up the tip too there we go well now we know if i cook my foot for five minutes but here's the thing here's the thing though you have to hold these on while they cure so what about on my little toes when i have like hardly any toenail like my finger is gonna get in the way of the gel you understand what i'm saying so right no no no but how am i supposed to i can't hold it on there you got that scottish dog man what hey oh the floppy piece at the top i could do that for the other ones because they're they're um not rounded like my big toe is all right so we now know how to proceed let's go in again okay wrap the holes a little bit sorry let me finish my cigarette so i know where it goes this time oh good one vanessa [Music] i love how you are helping someone who has no idea what they're doing all right now that says roughed up okay that was a good idea vanessa i'm so technical i'm sitting on my bed oops no not what i wanted [Music] i think once i got good at this it wouldn't take me much time world support i like my nail people going i love getting my nails done but i have to be in the mood to go get them done like i will drop money at a nail salon for that talent no problem but i have to be in the mood to go in there you know because that's like an art form and sometimes i be wanting to be pampered pampered okay oh god i got that polly jill stuff this [ __ ] pissed me off come see me i will cause i will i will drop some money in a nail salon to have my [ __ ] done right all right minute one oh i can't have a dude there was a vietnamese guy in there one time and he was the only person there to do pedicures and i hate when men do my feet ellis is a gay dude because i'm heterosexual in one of my spots is where the arch of my foot is so when i tell you it took all of my [ __ ] face to maintain while he was doing my feet because they're really thorough i pay for the major one and this dude is like massaging my feet and stuff and i'm i was like oh no cannot have men messing with my feet um so yeah it was it was a mess um there were things happening you know what i'm saying and i was like oh no oh no i mean it would happen if there was a really hot chick doing it too but yeah but this was a good looking dude and he's like giving my feet to royal treatment and i'm like oh my god okay no air bubbles i was holding it in dude i was like if you don't hurry up and get done with this because what am i supposed to say you know what i'm saying i've never had a mint a man do my feet and so i was like oh this is this is awkward no i held it all in there was no trail there was no you couldn't tell but it was going on in my head i was like man he ain't even got to the second foot yet i was like jesus christ right i swear to god i have right where i'm flat-footed i don't have an arch but right where your arch should be is like directly connected to my [ __ ] and and i just had never even had a dude and so when he sat down i was like [ __ ] i didn't want to be rude and be like can i have a female there was nobody else in there but him to do my toes it's looking good it feels secure so that was interesting now watch me get tired halfway done and go to sleep with one toe dog one foot it is 1 18 1 18 in the morning okay how many minutes has been like four or four i got one another minute oh my god don't cramp up on me okay yeah i found that out on accident oh that's right we're on youtube i found that out on accident dude one time i was doing the nasty this is back when i was like 32 or something and like it wasn't really missionary it's when you're laying down but he's kind of like on his he's not he's like kind of on his knees or whatever and he just chomped onto the side of my foot and i thought i was gonna [ __ ] die i was like oh my god and i was like that's really [ __ ] up why are my feet connected i got one oh lord and that's how i found out he just was like and i was like oh my god new new thing unlocked i like women in group situations like i like women in group situations um i think women are good i'm sexually attracted to women but i'm not emotionally attracted to women it looks like we're um we're good to go on that one so okay so if you rough the underside of the nail and your toe um then it should go i got some air bubbles but i keep an eye on them i'll pop my nail off if it don't work there's some people that i would be like 100 gay for like um brook candy i'm going full lesbo for brook candy and back in the day in the 90s when we go to the raves so in 90s when you went to raves you checked your consent at the door literally that's what you did so if you attended a rave that meant you gave consent because um you would have sex with the dude people you don't even know um so i've had sex with transgenders transsexuals i've had sex with every human being um especially at the rapes especially at the raves um and you didn't go anywhere it was like you'd be on the dance floor or whatever and then somebody was rubbing up on you and you were flying with it you didn't stop them and if you were then you would just move away and it was like never any any rapes or anything there was just like it was a lot the atmosphere was a lot different at those raves but like i said like you would check your consent at the door i don't mean you couldn't say no i just mean most people weren't there to say no does that make sense i don't think i'm gonna wait that long you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna don't you come over here i think i'm gonna glue the rest um and then i'm gonna show you all the matte top coat i use for french manicure this is green apple smelling nail glue yes that's right green apple smelling um oh i just got glued on me what are they saying what are you doing bird what was i saying you bit ass [ __ ] stick yeah it really does it doesn't smell like uh noxious glue what the [ __ ] does that say well it don't stick for [ __ ] just so y'all know um i guess i will be doing it i don't know what i'm saying [ __ ] [ __ ] you smell good but you don't stick for [ __ ] right back to uv gelling my nails i don't know what the [ __ ] i was saying back to you be chilling shall we uv gel gluing what the [ __ ] ever i like how y'all are just like cool i'm down with it whatever whatever come on which one let's go whatever whatever you say foot let's go yeah but it didn't stick for [ __ ] but i also have no idea how old that is we're doing two number two so i started this thing and at first my nail lady was like what the [ __ ] are you doing where good idea vanessa okay where i will get my french manicure but i will put a matte top coat and they were like don't you want your french manicure shiny and i was like no that's why i bought i'm botched why won't you do it with a matte top coat i [ __ ] love it with a matte top coat over a french manicure um she had never heard it before but she was down with it you know um i'm gonna do two minutes and then i'll come back she was down with it and once you'll see me do it on my toes and then once it was done she was like oh okay so it's like you look clean and you look you know classy but you don't look so shiny oh yeah i've got matt black done too but the i'll show you the mat over this french manicure in a minute i loved it way more than the shiny because i'm weird like that i like things that are used and i love the mat i hath returned the mat over the uh french manicure was perfect for me wait i see matt so pretty but most people don't realize how coarse it is oh wiping with alcohol i didn't know that um all right we're on to toad number three stop stop that's too big oh no you did not just pop out at me look for a smaller one isn't that too big oh good to know this isn't the same size what about this one is this one littler why'd i say littler yeah i meant smaller instead of sid littler okay two now three oh we're making progress now you hoes pick someone this is gel glue so you can use it you can use it on your fingernails too i am just murder on my fingernails that's why i can't i use my fingers like tools so i can't put the uh press-ons they're two like my nails are whole ass tools i bought some but they were like way too pink i was like they did not look like that in the ad yeah but that's why i have to go get them done i can't do press-ons on my fingers [Music] olive oil okay stop all right now number four near stop why you so extra no i want y'all to see the smallest one they have is further here it is maybe this one but they also got like big giant ones if you got big-ass toes maybe this one maybe just no stop popping everywhere jesus saw oh hell no that's too big that looks promising no okay i'm gonna have so many of these left over see anybody need some press-on toenails that's the same size i'm gonna have like a bunch of these left over okay i think i may have to adjust this one um i'm too bad for this i don't have another size [ __ ] [ __ ] it has to be a small one in here and i'm just overlooking it y'all need to stop stop oh my god wait was that one smaller oh i picked out the exact same size really jumper really oh all right [ __ ] now you just do what the hell i say and and then everybody goes home happy i swear to god right my [ __ ] book i'm still not happy with this y'all feel me it gets in my way that's my main problem with my fat it gets in my damn way this still i know i'm being anal about this but i can't but all right nicole thank you i sat this way on purpose that's why my bed is on the ground um it helps you maintain that part of your body in old age so that's why my mattresses are on the ground that's why my um where we eat is on the ground and if i ever get a couch i'm going to get the air a bit kind so that that can also be on the ground because it turns out that that helps you a lot without trying is getting yourself up and down off the ground so everything's on the ground i swear i'm gonna end up doing it yeah yeah china in arabic countries um so that's why i did it i was like i don't want to be fat and immobile i need to pick a battle so that's why i changed it i started doing that pick a struggle foot pick a struggle all right all right let's get a a pinky nail no that's not big enough just stop stop maybe maybe this [ __ ] okay yeah that'll work good night paulie i know bird you're mad because you want to sleep i know i know but don't you know whose house you're in she just tattooed her inner calf what i need like the strongest [ __ ] numbing [ __ ] on the planet oh i don't need my toe cramping up right now that is not acceptable i mean good for you but i need my [ __ ] numbed up i don't want to go [ __ ] up so y'all know i'm not about doing my other foot tonight hopefully all right now we're gonna cook my foot now for another three minutes since we did two minutes on all the other toes i might i don't know well i still got to do the matte top coat i think i got one in here actually i was thinking i had to get up to get it but i don't think so i think i got one in here am i seeing [ __ ] oh yeah that's gin soon what is this matt tacos sorry but if this works it'll stay on longer with less chance of critters in there so we'll see we'll also see how this matte top coat goes over these tips okay okay so here's where we're at now little toesies toesies toesies and now i'm going to do the first time i get little tabs off do not [ __ ] up the white man okay yeah i don't like um i get these from ebay because they're short because i don't like them long toenails i don't know how women wear long toenails oh my god if i feel my toenail on the bed sheet i would freak out leave the tabs right well you can't twist them because they'll pull the white off okay they're not wiggling for me messing with the tabs you know so that's good oh my god i don't know how those women wear those long toenails oh my god no i could understand if i was an islander and i climb trees for real but uh that [ __ ] is just uncalled for and i don't think it looks good at all when your [ __ ] toenails be hanging off your toe that just looks like you lazy all right um oh you had to [ __ ] chip didn't you didn't you [ __ ] really yeah apparently they are i didn't know that either until a certain man let me know that i was like oh okay i was like i've always done that i didn't know that that was a thing but all right good to know no wonder i projectiled out my child jade came out like superman okay all right let me get my [ __ ] together so oh all right let's see how my what the [ __ ] is the wrong one that let's see how my matte nail polish does okay we about to find out i've never been able to do a split though that's one like i don't even get close but i guess they're flexible because i just always did it from when i was a kid i guess all right here we go let's see what happens no nope it's never i've just never i know i could probably learn to do a split but at this age i don't give a [ __ ] damn berwicz my bird is like [ __ ] i'm supposed to be asleep the sun went down like four hours ago five six hours ago i don't know oh yeah that would freak me out too probably i'd be like bro are you okay you mad i know you're mad i'm over here looking like mama you ain't tired of yelling at me yet i remember when i was had to start stop using alien style and call it crisscross applesauce or whatever oh it did good y'all look so that is matte see how it's like velvety and not um shiny i'm gonna have to pull this off and do it again that air bubble's gonna bug me okay i'm gonna do the other ones now oops okay it's not the best set but i ain't mad at a first try i am not mad you oh man it'll look good from a distance i put some lotion on and put my total socks on y'all have been through this adventure with me we almost done with foot number one ah yeah he's mad he really shouldn't be up this late but he'll get over it if i did it every day that would be bad for his health they don't get off their circadian rhythm rather you do or not for the longest two minutes of my entire life okay i'm mad i'm not mad the white's a little thicker than i like it to be near near near i'm not mad at it i'm not gonna stay on here and do the other foot though let me see if my hair is set you know uh no don't get cold don't get caught in my hair things don't get cold nope my hair dries fast because it's very very thin uh my entire ponytail is only about that big but i've learned all the tricks to make it look not all right i'm not gonna fluff it out i'm gonna let it finish trying i've learned all the tricks to keep it so that it doesn't look thin but it's actually very thin i'm very dewy dewey well bed head helps my hair because i wear it very spastically so having bed hair helps me and it'll help anybody that has thin curly hair all right i'm gonna go now that was our adventure and it almost took two [ __ ] hours so i'm gonna go [Laughter] everyone say bye bye now here bye bye bye bye good night