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Humorous Anecdotes and Surreal Thinking

a giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reaches the bottom of its throat ever think about that guess not this morning Amy left a note on the fridge it says "This is not working goodbye." Oh I'm sorry to hear that i opened the fridge it works just fine i have no time for your theatrics Sonic didn't you notice the cat has been missing for a while that's true i wonder where she's at who are you and what did you do with Gary don't ask how I'm breathing underwater help that man stole my breathing tea