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stop smiling PKA 708 I pre-show was banging had to press the start button No guest tonight Taylor this episode of PKA is brought to you by bluechew painkill already.com the merch and of course Lock and Load still Lock and Load selling too much they're having trouble keeping it in stock are they again I need to be on be on their ass making more getting the production lines cooking Henry Ford style that's what we need too many guys out there aren't coming enough but anyway that's the shows brought to you by tonight just the three of us hanging out hanging out Kyle how are you you look I'm well look like you're musing yeah you you've recovered from your actual cancer yeah yeah I I recovered from my actual cancer I say I took my cancer like a man I didn't complain one bit I mean I complain to y'all or whatever on the show for entertainment value nobody in my family had to deal with my cancer diagnosis and I I don't even feel like I milked it for for like attention or view viewership or anything I was just like yeah I have an eye patch I have an eye patch this week so just please don't make fun too much did I miss I don't think I think I had it done on a Friday maybe I missed Tuesday because I look like a monster I was too vain I think yeah I might have missed a pkn you know they they made these little delicate cuts to remove the cancer but it looked like I'd been beaten like there was so much bruising and stuff and it yeah that doesn't I I don't understand how that works I wish I had a physician to be like oh you're cutting these blood vessels and so those are all dying on this end and having to be replenished or something that's not bruising that's this but it looked like I'd been punched in the head like a UFC fighter and C definely bruising like you your blood and they do a shitty job like I've had that happen where you get like go in for a blood test and the person sucks at it and you end up getting a bruise at that location because basically you're just bleeding subcutaneously because they [ __ ] it up if I understand Kyle surgery was they took a wedge out of his eyelid and then sewed it back together they for me then they cut out here so that they would have enough eyelid to stretch over cuz we lost some okay go football out of the bridge of my nose and uh you know they the place was cool they they do this like particular surgery as their specialty so they remove some they tested it in like two doors over not outside but like in the same building like a 15 feet away they tested it and then they took a little more and then that came back clean and they sewed me up and they're uh like plastic surgeons that like specialize in the bridge of the nose they were the guys you want for this but I still like I'm like you know I make a living on camera and they're really mean they're really we've cultivated a huge group of bullies over the years could it be us no no no no no it's not us be bullies every week guys having a good that's what we're doing right now we're bullying right now um I know there's someone out there with melanoma who's like screaming Stolen Valor at their computer or their car radio right now came back with a cancer survivor t-shirt I need that's great that is that is like the stubbed toe of cancer me and that guy with pancreatic fighting for his life we're both Warriors it was one of the he wasn't strong enough to defeat his cancer it was one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever dealt with in my life like I've always been weird about my eyes like I don't like if I get a hair in there my my mom would be like yeah let me just roll your eyelid backwards with this Q-tip and I'll get it out with a wet little piece of toilet paper and it's like no like like my dad would do that he'd like he'd get stuff in his eyes and he'd be all in there he got a a piece of metal embedded into his eyeball uh it was actually a piece of the wire from a wire grinder I've done that and it had gone into his eyelid or into his excuse me eyeball and every time he blinked it was cutting the inside his eyelid and they had to drill a hole in his eyeball eventually to get that thing out with an itty bitty eyeball drill I [ __ ] you not so so my thing was just awful them cutting on my eyelid injecting needles of painkiller into my eyelid which didn't seem to do anything and then I I can still remember like squeezing my toes in my shoe because you don't want to Flinch but it's it's cutting on my eyelid and it's rolled all backwards and it's in this weird apparatus to keep it all like open it was [ __ ] did they have TV what did they have a TV like the dentist [ __ ] no they didn't have a TV like the dentist no they just had four concerned nurses looking down with those blue hats on when I had a metal uh shrapnel I'll call it in my eyeball so when I do woodworking I'm really diligent about wearing eye protection but I just had a quick hold a drill using a drill press and it moves so much more slowly than a saw I underes estimated the danger and um anyway I drill it I'm like H kind of bit me now I have this personality Quirk and that I I every time I was sick as a child I was accused of Faking like a lot they never believed me they they always thought I was faking faking faking and In fairness I never faked I just kind of like pumped it up a little yeah a bit of a meril Streep when he was yeah you know what I don't feel well maybe I get out of school so um uh but it it stuck with me as an adult and I'm like I swear like am I faking no this HT any so I go to the eye doctor and he's like yeah there's a metal shrapnel in here I'm like are you sure and he said Woody it's rusting I like all yeah just please get that out so you guys honest to the Bone about your your cancers you handled it like Warriors I know you both wear the bands and I want to know because I'm not I'm not not think it's a bracelet for me it's a [ __ ] yeah yeah constantly falling off you know I'm don't don't give away my secrets he's got a whole drawer of those things folks don't only because I stretched it out only because I stretched it out live live hard so you guys you would never ever lie about your cancer when you never like like what if you had AIDS from a blood transfusion but you knew our audience wasn't going to believe that [ __ ] so you you know what I mean dude that would be brutal because there's no way they'd buy it they no way like like man I'm getting all you think blood transfusion our audience would be sympathetic no they' be like man oh I mean this is for the past the show had to end eventually like just yeah they wouldn't be chill about it at all so like maybe then you say you have cancer but I don't think you're stealing any Valor you're just like making up for some some misinformation that might be out there um I think Mag Magic Johnson got his from straight sex somehow and then I can't remember who I was reading about the other day it was this famous person in art or Media or something and it was a blood transfusion I was just thinking like God that so [ __ ] it does happen like there's a percentage of of occurrence like regularly yeah yeah they they allowed like like it's kind of a touchy subject but I think they only recently allowed homosexual men to give blood right yeah I didn't know they had recently allowed it yeah I I believe so it was my understanding I think that was like three or four years ago time flies when you're having fun um I've given blood more recently than that so I can tell you like they let you in huh yeah a year ago they they kick right out the door if you just if you [ __ ] a guy lately yeah I know I they uh they rejected my blood last time because I had those um syphilis antibodies was the sex with men I checked the box it's just a Butch girl leave it alone and um but it's no I had syphilis antibodies I guess and I did some research and talk to my doctor and apparently you like keep them for a long time after you've had syphilis that was that's been a while ago yeah because that that's that's cble so you'd still pop does that mean you would test positive for syphilis if you have antibi they do right uh I I think no not no because I I test regularly yeah well I mean like not anytime after I got all that uh all that [ __ ] penicillin in my ass that was really cool they let me inject myself I was I thought that was awesome she came with that big shot and I was like [ __ ] that's a big needle can I do this I don't like I didn't trust her to do it like I know H this is my last day you do whatever you want that's basically what she [ __ ] said she was like where would you do it if I let you and I was like right here in the top my glute I would attack you with it that's what you're thinking well she was making I was like had some semblance of an idea of what the [ __ ] I was doing and like I've been stabbing that that muscle in my ass every other day for you know months at this point so it was just like I know what I'm doing I know my ass better than she does she just knows asses I know it better we should get back to Boogie yes yes we haven't even mentioned yes no mercy for Boogie is it's strongly thought that he's been a big old fib about his cancer situation he has no he's always I mean little fber big he's always a big f one of the biggest fibers I've ever seen I mean in terms of volume or mass or so I remember when we found out that Boogie had cancer and Dick Masterson had like a celebration show it was like I do remember that it was like a Halloween episode of The Simpsons he like brought out all the stops he laughed hysterically like like like he'd heard the funniest thing in his life he was celebrating he was cheering I think they were playing sound effects yeah so he must be down in the dumps now to find out that Boogie's in fact not dying so went on trt and trt increases your red blood cell count y cancer can also increase your red blood cell count so Boogie knowing it was one of these two things told everybody that it was cancer and started using it to like fund raise and get money and pay for his doctor's bills did he do that well yeah he used it um to promote his cryptocoin or something I watched a coffeezilla video about it and um and then he rug pulled the crypto coin which I barely understand but uh so he needed to give like $5,000 back and they knew that he had $5,000 in the bank and he's like no no no you don't understand the $5,000 from crypto I've spent on medical bills it's at Mercy Hospital the $5,000 in the bank I scrip scrimped and saved for that it has nothing to do with the 5,000 I got from crypto those are wildly different things if cash is not F this is like that Iranian oil fund that that that we keep cutting off and turning off so he said that he needed this money to pay his bills and such and then they pulled like keemstar in and keemstar is like he makes enough money to pay his mortgage I don't know what he's talking about but he was crying poverty and medical bills and such to raise cash I swear like at some point does crypto not become a scam because everybody knows it's a scam if I made a lose your money coin could investors really be like I had no idea what I was getting into I have no idea I feel like there's not a lot of forgiveness for people who put their whole life savings in you know what 2988 it was the fatty coin right like like the the boogie 2988 fatty coin did you really think this was you getting in on the ground floor I don't think there's anything fraudulent about about those coins I think that it's almost like we're it's like a a raffle or a cakewalk or something except except the the guy who owns the coin knows when the [ __ ] Music Stops you know what I mean it's like that and it's like you're jumping in on a game that's fixed against you like like maybe you time yourself well and like like you know on the ride you're you're you're you're selling and buying and and like but if you don't know the day when the guy who has 50% of The [ __ ] Coin is going to is going to dump then you're just you're just playing along with this scam a hard make a PKA lose your money coin and then get interviewed by coffeezilla and try to defend like this was not a scam we told them what was gonna happen this is the Don everyone knew everyone there's a disclaimer you will not make money on the pka scam go ahead and buy a coin you [ __ ] rube the website the website asked him four times are you sure see how many captures they had to get through to actually buy the scam of coin capes those bikes were overlapping into a lot of squares they identified which were bikes which were boats and how to spell a word yeah he's he's he fibbed seemingly and Zach posted the most recent update I'm gonna read it here uh to the best of my knowledge based on everything I know I think this is actually from keemstar and keemstar and Boogie and wings do that show together and so Keem is pretty plugged in with Boogie's life to the best of my knowledge based on everything I know Boogie went on steroids that could have caused cancer in the blood years ago and was warned of the dangers two years ago after he' lost all his money in crypto he went to the doctor and had high red red blood cells indicating he may have cancer in his blood before he got any confirmation he rushed to make a YouTube video announcing he had cancer two years later he still doesn't have confirmation he has cancer but he's been telling everyone he does and used it for sympathy many times whether it was promoting his crypto scam or asking people to financially support him lying about the cancer could be considered fraud he is scheduled to get a confirmation test to see if he 100% has cancer soon so ironically even though he lied he may still have cancer and he was also that's the end of the quote I believe from from Keem and he also a number of people offered money to him to show his positive cancer tests and it added up to like 70 thou 880,000 that he's like Randy Marsh he's in the backyard getting sun with a microwave open next to getting a daily [ __ ] x-ray flash at the dentist he's like please Lord strike me down he's just buying red 40 die off the dark web guzzling it trying to smoking he's smoking a pack an hour oh my God so's he's someone who's always you know he's an online content guy so he's gonna try and make money and whatever content way you can and to turn down he chose acting 70k just like if he had cancer why not take a free $70,000 and apparently according to Zach he said that's his last shred of privacy which is okay nonsense very clearly a lie $70,000 to show that you does that offer extend to anyone go back I want to go back to what Keem said though because he said there at the end that maybe I misunderstood it seemed like there was now maybe a new sign that there could be real cancer and I like that he threw in there like ironically after lying for 2 years about having cancer he may now actually have cancer is that not proof that there is a God like like it's lining up the fact that he I've been proving Ry wrong about God all week I've been checking swish after swish dude he goes silent he goes silent was that when I said Jackie standing in front of me with her purse on saying I'm ready to go is that what I oh yeah he's making up excuses and stuff he said he had to go to the cancer doctor at one point like he was whatever you could do to get out of that God conversation Checkmate yeah this boogie like if Boogie had a positive I went Terence Howard on it yeah we need Terence Howard to tell us that cancer is not even a real thing and it's caused by bad math or whatever it is that's bad vibes right there see you vibrating at the wrong frequency you vibrating at the frequency the constellation of cancer your humors are out of touch your dark and your yellow bile is at odds that Terrence Howard stuff has completely captivated me I've been showing it to Jackie Terrence Howard he seems to be really into physics and math right but the thing is it's really fun to know things and it really sucks to learn things like learning is hard going to school doing math equations rocking stuff like that is just exhausting and brutal but watching [ __ ] somebody else's Cosmo most YouTube video is fun right so that's the level that Terrence Howard understands these things and he starts throwing together terms from left and right in an effort defend his point say that again they did a second show with Joe and they brought a real scientist on to sit next to him I watched it oh I hope that the scientist just enabled and was like that's did he did he like so Terence Howard would repeat like one thing that made sense and a whole bunch of [ __ ] in there like he was trying to prove that math was fundamentally wrong and along the way for example one of the pieces that I did understand is he's like you know that's the problem with the Dewey Decimal System the Dewey Decimal System says that a couple of times what he's trying to say is that decimals are somehow Incorrect and don't work but he's referring to the catalog system that libraries use to divide fantasy from biology tell me you're old tell me you're old without telling me you're old I know how to use the deal system I remember I was like the last age to learn it and even in that time I'm like what are we doing like what like the internet's clearly here to stay po back in my day the card catalog was how you found everything and you didn't have to memorize the do disal system it was posted everywhere but you did use it and uh um just like along the way every so often I'll like understand what he's act oh oh he would say he' take the periodic table of elements and then I forget what he was using exact maybe the weight or or something the atomic weight is it the atomic weight and then he would like Square it and then he would put a note a note that he calls the key right so he's like this is in the key of E he doesn't mean the key he means like the the frequency that e happens and he feel he's presenting it as if he's discovered something amazing I can take the atomic weight of carbon and express it and it's an e and then I take the atomic weight of oxygen and I express it and it's a g but oron and carbon have the same key which he means note and uh I'm like this is [ __ ] [ __ ] you can take anything use its number and express it as a note like it has a Hertz I can go to the grocery store and grab prices off the shelf and be like 333 333 megahertz some key I don't know what the [ __ ] it is you know this this you take the price of chicken eggs whatever the the the thought that you take the weight of an atom and turn it into a note and like you've done something I go through the Dewey dismal system and tell you what key fantasy is versus you know science fiction that's the same thing yeah there are um there are other scientists who have sort of taken him down or really just replied to him politely if anything um and spend an hour hour and a half at a time refuting his ranting and raving and nonsense and it's like you said Woody it's it's the problem is he's and I see I I think that you see this a lot with actual crazy people if you look at those scribblings they'll have in their notebooks it's like what this looks like something yeah there's a lot of math you know emblems in here maybe it is something this looks very official and also insane at the same time and that's that's kind of how Terrence Howard strikes me um I thought I wish he'd just be a goddamn actor he's pretty [ __ ] good at that I wish he'd stop being a crazy person he's got like all the crazy of Ted kazinski and none of the math background like I wonder is he still like Fox is he still acting well uh I haven't seen him do anything in a very long time of course like I I think he did like one of those black TV shows that's super popular but I it's not my jam um I think uh maybe he was on that juicy smer show uh with him something like that maybe that sounds right perhaps um but I I remember him from back in the day when he was in a Hustle and Flow where he's like a pimp but he's a rapping pimp who's trying to get out of the pimp game and into the rap game and it's really good it's really good and he's good my vibe is he's currently a crazy person who needs meds or something like he and he doesn't seem to know that he's crazy and needs to be on meds and and I'm not sure you could hire him today and get a good performance out of him I think the crazy helps with the performances somehow because like Gary Bucy was arguably demented his entire career yeah now now wasn't he a motorcycle accident crazy well that's so yeah he had a motorcycle accident without a helmet I I was told once that he just fell fell over like he dropped the bike and went with it and that's all it was but who knows no he died like country man there's probably his face get alter his brain got opened up he got permanent real brain damage and they let him keep acting and he was always like kind of a real high intensity kind of almost goofy a little bit like on on the somewhere between like rageful and Goofy is he'd be he'd be like and then he had that brain injury and he's it was clear that there was a [ __ ] man acting in a movie now and it was weird it was [ __ ] weird um what's that movie where he dresses up like a woman with the with the lipstick and everything he was he was pretty good in a Lethal Weapon I think it's two I think it's two I think it was Mr Joshua that motorcycle accident was the real deal his face became visibly asymmetrical yeah from from it so yeah but they let him keep acting he did this one movie where he's like a man with like a dog inside his body so he's like barking and running around being you gotta let him keep acting after an accident like that what's he gonna go do work at a bank like that's a good point he's gotta keep acting he's gotta play pretend for a living but anyway uh Boogie I just want to apologize to you guys as survivors that you have to look at people like that who take your trauma your pain and try to monetize it you're welcome for my service by way if anyone wants to give to the Woody cancer fund that he's beaten two years ago just send it to PayPal Woody gag.com no no woody gag at gmail.com that's my PayPal you can send it to Boogie care of Woody and that's a trump dude with Hershel Walker yeah and Woody can just get a brand new fan for his back perfect yeah so Boogie he deled his Twitter everybody's going in on him because he deleted his Twitter it's a big it's it's a bigger controversy than you might imagine some he was trending on Twitter like in the real trending section like next to politicians names like people people really hate when you fake cancer yeah you if you deactivate your account and you're not like banned you can just reactivate it later I think oh that's probably what he's doing yeah that's probably what he did he just went invisible essentially don't like it when you not only they not like it like people people who never knew who he was before now know him and because of this and they're kind of involved you know what I mean I realized it was such a faux paw it's a huge faux paw people hate it yeah nobody lik people do not like him now we should have the show Keem keemstar I think said he's done with the he's no longer on the lcow show that he and keemstar do together and wings is on it as well yeah he I think so that's the end of the boogie chat well yeah we'll see maybe if he's if he's pulling numbers for a bit maybe they let him on I tell you the next episode's gonna be a like popular one to see I so I would my guess is this he didn't just lie to all of us he lied to Keem and and wings too about this cancer thing I I I'm I'm making this up out a whole cloth but like I bet there was talk to boie was like you know the Cancer's really acting up today could you fill in for me like or or maybe like like hey that could you round that paycheck up you know he to the next to the next point for me this cancer oh man it's just so expensive these days with the with the with the treatments that I getar may not have liked that he lied about keemstar um I I I know keemstar well enough to say he's okay with lying I absolutely [ __ ] guarantee it but uh but he was sort of pretending keemstar didn't pay him properly and such and he might not have liked that uh I need to make this bigger Keem said or Keem tweeted boogie 2988 biological brother there's a quote before biological brother and not afterwards I don't know about that who's also a doctor claims Boogie does in fact have cancer to those who are trolling my brother hash boogie2988 I can confirm that his diagnosis of poly cymia Vera is absolutely true he has suffered with this debilitating condition for at least two years I stake my reputation as a health care professional on this fact now why it you know I'm already on it what what he's on it you know what like medical doctor blood cancer okay like all right medical doctors tend not to have PhD after their name my reputation as a healthare provider that he doesn't have cancer I'm willing to St mine as a healthcare provider as well I'm gonna go ahead and make uh Boogie's real not Dr brother account on Twitter right now and be like he's lying we have Kyle do you remember was it basil cell basil cell carcinoma yeah that's it yeah the harshest form of cancer some it's like people are saying so this this is his brother Brian start with your eyes well he made this a 11year old account why why does it say PhD if he's a medical doctor doctor what's his website what's his little link there the the drb dub. tech just shows you all the best wings it oh no this side can't be reached this side is made up you have been you it's like that episode of It's Always Sunny where p8 was a doctor oh yeah Dr jins he just sprays a little little Lysa on his arm man maybe Bo playing the long con and he really do up Brian Williams PhD it's a black dude are we sure this is his brother there could be a lot of Brian Willam out there it's just funny yeah I I don't know what that his brother he could have FIB to his own brother you never know well he's acting like he's staking his medical what did he say um reputation or whatever you can't stake your medical degree when you have a PhD Fair okay I didn't I didn't read that it seems Seems like maybe PhD is like a doctorate of literature or psychology or [ __ ] history like Medical historian on the I know the history and the history is that he's been dealing with this for two years now yeah if he why not just make a cool 75 grand and show his test results and yeah get the pity get people off his ass someone can offer something before you that money is like an escrow or you've put it in an account or something like you know what I mean yeah but these were big stream like keemstar offered 15 grand this guy mudahar who's a giant if it's peac mail like that that's kind of different like they're not I don't know it's a really shitty thing to lie about um you know there's a whole Seinfeld episode about just how shitty that would be to to do and take advantage and get like little benefits in life like parking spaces and discounts here and there then he that guy gets cancer in the end and it kills him anyway remember little Side Story yeah he he John lovit he actually gets the cancer and it kills him I think Z says uh Destiny muda Keem and Camelot not sure who Camelot is those are the four that offered money if he showed his test and so I think I know Destiny mudahar and Keem are all big enough that they're not going to go on a stream and like promise money and then if they're proven wrong like oh I'm backing out [ __ ] it I went in I want my name in this I'm gonna $13.37 Elite amount of cash I was so afraid you were gonna say 10,000 and then Boogie was gonna flip his cards over and say straight flush that kind of long game would make him the baddest [ __ ] of all time if if if he if if this was all like one a master plan because you know once it's easy for for Woody for example to jump in like yeah 10,000 Boogie if you should because we know like almost for sure that this is a bit of he fibbed um but maybe that's the long game he's been playing and he's just waiting till it gets to that $100,000 number to flip his cards over on Boogie being a genius yes he would need to be a genius or a Randy Marsh in his backyard with an x-ray machine get after it get after it using like high red blood cells as the determination of that it's like you're a trt yeah it's like Kyle being like man my stomach's been bothering me for the last week or so you know what that causes or what causes that stomach cancer I'm gonna Bank on that being the solution it's like well you've eaten a lot of nonsense in the last week man like hot sauce on everything 2017 Kyle who made up his own Taco Bell recipes oh yeah that was like hell of a Crunch Wrap Supreme I am very good at it like my Crunch Wrap Supreme is way better than a Taco Bell one I think that was during your 33e vegetable boycott wasn't it yeah yeah yeah um I I tell people that and they don't believe it because now I love vegetables and I I love cooking with them I there's not a vegetable I don't eat and enjoy um and but but I genuinely didn't eat a vegetable the first 33 years of my life I I ate only lettuce like smothered in Ranch at a Pizza Hut salad bar you know that sort of vegetables you know oh is a cucumber get in there wiping my tongue with a tow you know the tomatoes and tomato sauce have you heard there's no such thing as a vegetable uh Howard Theory no apparently vegetable is not a thing that's a yeah that's a legume that's a fruit that kind of that's a scrap [ __ ] that's a root like there's a bunch of things but but like a botanist has no concept of vegetable they they know lots of things but not vegetable is a cooking term colloquial term yeah it's it's just what and I'm glad that we've got so is bug right there is an animal called a bug but it's not an insect is it a mammal no it's a it's a and this is this is kind of complicated because of the words we using bug it look you would look at it and say that's a bug but you're like ah you're more right than you know that's literally the bug it's if you look but I would also think it was an insect when it's not you'd be wrong yeah yeah I'm I'm I'm like 99% sure I'm right about that way more positive than I am about Boogie not having cancer I don't know anything about you bug taxonomy so I won't weigh it but next time read up on it read up on it I'd appreciate it dude I I I I don't shift away from Boogie but I I keep forgetting that game where you control a colony of ants that's coming out I'm going to play that that looks so [ __ ] cool oh look here difference between yeah I saw something similar when I was Googling it this is like the square rectangle thing all bugs are insects but not all insects are bugs Fair all right so bugs are the the worst ones that's what you get when you take your uh who does animal divisions well whatever your zoology information from a comedy podast podcast yes yeah yeah all youres yeah we're spot on over here but yeah that's a pretty awful thing to do um especially if you manipulate people using it and even more so if you manipulate people who you consider to be close friends like like I can understand maybe you don't feel like comfortable telling your friends the truth truth the true truth but like you you would never be like like manipulate them with it too like you know what I mean like cuz I'm just I'm imagine a scenario where like this guy's worried about poverty or or paying a mortgage or something and he's like I got it a fake cancer diagnosis that'll get the cashola coming in we couple that with a crypto pump and dump and those Rubes will be paying that I I seem to be the only person who ever thinks that if the scam is scammy enough it goes full circle and everyone knew what they were getting into right like like I thought Boogie had a reputable coin Woody I'm sorry $50,000 later and I'm left holding my pockets my life's ruined how am I going to explain to my wife that I lost the house because of fat coin he said the coin was going to cure his cancer and it was gonna I have a s spot for Boogie that I look at this obvious scam and say oh you know everyone thought it was a good fun it's like it's like aard in a parking lot trying to trick you with three card Monty and he's like fumbling and everything it's like a come on we also would cut the balls under like well see I don't I don't follow him or his coin at all I didn't know he had a coin until this very moment so my question would be did he say hey think of this as a cancer charity when you buy my coin that might actually turn turn out to be profitable for you we hope it will that's what we're trying to do we're trying to make a profitable coin we've got this technology behind us and we're hoping that this industry uses our coin to lock their digital locker locks and it'd be in every locker and every train station in America that's that's 18 million Pro okay well [ __ ] maybe we will make some money and at worst case scenario we fund Boogie cancer treatment like if you said that oh with your fake cancer I mean that's that seems fraudulent to me that seems like a like you've like made a cancer charity Boogie has a young girlfriend that he shows mostly naked on stream apparently he's the real job of the Hut vibe [Laughter] Zack show me a picture of Boogie and his girlfriend together a chain yeah yeah show me that but but don't actually show me that show me jobba the Hut and Princess Leia like and we'll pretend like it's Boogie now now mute the last eight seconds we we went on a little bit of a late show rant a show or two ago and and uh we made the call that 10 minutes of the show had to be excised and I didn't think I said anything bad I just described a hypo if anybody's curious I described a hypothetical that we all agreed was a touchy hypothetical that not one that involved any of us any either either just third if if this third party and that third party blah blah blah and then we realized we we said something we probably shouldn't say yeah so it wasn't a big big of a deal it was just a hilarious joke that I wrote so are you guys gonna get on the fat coin now oh that great just please separate me from my money can't rug pull twice right now's the time what's it Valu what's it valued at right now I I would love to know it seemed like to fund it he needed five grand zero zero zero okay so get in get ground floor Folks by low ground ground floor floor folks uh well that's that's awful um hate to hear that I bet dick Masterson is just gooning somewhere reading through the Articles he's just talking one hand and mousing the other just edging I feel like I'm not keeping up the kids now edging but with Al but they take it they take it to another level often with like lots of screens and each of them is like the the their dirtiest porn they could find and it's like on loops with like music and maybe even some chemicals to enhance the experience you know and it's and it's a whole day thing you know that's gooning and so there's a subreddit called goon cave I think and it's got showing off like their it's almost like racing Sims like if you go to that subreddit people show off their racing cool they are so cool this is not that not cool really really sad so so it's the opposite of of a cool racing I need ating cave that I can like transform into a racing SIM for cover yeah get it at a discount the gu's recover no like like it's a really used gooing cave with three TVs and a re but I just pull the steering wheel in front of me when I when I'm not using it so people don't know I tried to check it out Goon caves has been banned for their own good I imagine dude all these subreddits get banned oh my bad goon cave I guess it's not plural goon Cave's here there you go ah don't worry what your your your graping subreddits aren't all banned yeah this is just dudes sitting like with like a hard dick being like look at all the porn I'm watching at the same time yeah dude they're like air traffic controllers like trying to pay look in the background of those photos like I'm looking for like if there's like drugs if there's like paraphernalia I want to know like what's going on like do you see their mom's feet at the door do their feet look disappointed this guy actually let's go why am I on top today let's do a little top all time this person has seven screens number yeah person has eight screens and porn posters behind this person needs to go in a cut and would benefit from a bigger junk a good scrubbing uh oh you why would you post why would any of these people post this can we show any of these well if if you guys want to participate go to goon our goon you'll see some real debauchery I guess this one particular person has good taste yeah you want a little fun Photoshop project Photoshop dick Masterson gooning to like eight screens of Boogie being sad look at look I went to the top all time yeah this dude has like literally like a dozen screens of porn all playing different videos and then the entire room is porn posters pretty hot honestly oh my God there's eight screens wait wait hold on 1 two six seven eight n this is this in this pick and and like Taylor said there must be oh scroll down one from that link you sent me and this guy's got like magazines everywhere but he's got like a whole he has a um what do you call those expensive um locking boxes that you use for uh for gun [ __ ] sometimes he's got one of those full of pocket [ __ ] he's got 369 12 different pocket [ __ ] and four butt plugs and a stroker and like a pint of lube a couple in like a locking case those seem to be pretty significant butt plugs this isn't this guy's first rodeo the top link the Taylor sent one of those pictures had an actual active woman joining in his session is that good time she's changed to a radiator in the Goon world is there is there like a goonette oh no that goonette you know two t two T's in an a excited to be here I'm currently finishing up my 2.5 week vacation but all I can't wait to be back at my cave in a couple days here was my last session on 55 inch ultrawide laptop and vertical imagine like you're you're on vacation for two weeks and as you're like on the beach you're like man I can't wait to post about jacking off porn to all I still want to do like a a Family Feud style um like like game for us but like I was going to ask like survey Family Feud style after you've been on a vacation for a week or two weeks or just away from home for that long what's the number one thing that you miss um that's back home it's back home what are you thinking man I can't wait to get back home to do this or see this or do that I like it when I walk into the house and my Wi-Fi automatically connects okay that would zero zero out of one respondent said I like when I get back home and my Wi-Fi connects Taylor for the steal uh show me my own bed D D D D number two answer my own bed number one was of course my wife number three was of course using my own toilet yeah using my own toilet I'm not I'm not toilet CH so I don't mind as much what he's over there like dragon I really do like that it's like like home is where the Wi-Fi connects holy [ __ ] A lot of these guys are making a point to put their hard dicks in these pictures as if to be like I'm no just I'm no talk I'm no big talker guys I do jack off I come don't you even say otherwise can we talk about Boogie again yeah you think there'll be an actual ramification from all this legal you mean think class action lawsuit assembled by his coin investors who felt like they doubt that this then no I I think Taylor thinks his career is over I think Boogie is in an all publicity is good publicity situation yeah I he he really needs to just wrap his arms around this thing and own it if I were him and I'm telling you I get one green SC he's got a green screen [ __ ] set up a whole hospital room be in the Gown I have the beep beep beep H but even if it's just your girl girlfriend and everybody knows that's your girlfriend dress her up as a nurse have her come in and like like have her listen to your enormous heart and go o yeah the Cancer's real bad to day and then just walk away like like just lean right on into it right you know what that that would because what he did isn't evil I mean we just had like somebody go after a 17y old child we I mean just think about it like like in comparison we just had the doc go after a 17-year-old child and obviously the doc was beloved by by millions of people know that that was 17 we just know at least under 18 I know news doctor disrespect his old hat well I'm just saying like like I don't think you should go so hard on Boogie like like I feel like maybe people might be apt to go harder on Boogie than they were on Doc and it's like I don't know about this I feel like one of these guys did something worse um but I don't you know it's awful what he did especially like I said if you like dup your friends and manipulate them into whatever some sort of financial favor favor sort of thing if you got like friend business ship type thing going on it's it that's that's icky to me that's that's you know that's a kind of dishonesty that is sort of inexcusable it's like may I B it through but to me Boogie is the center of attention right now he's relevant in a way that more relevant than he's been for 10 years now and I really I I think he should come up with the scam coin like has scam coin another Co literally name it scam coin like lean into to it I was thinking he's going to be like totally done because he was like his whole marketing his whole brand was like Mr wholesome you know just having a good time but I guess that hasn't been the case for is aren't you 12 years behind with that thought at least a few years so like it's not like those people are supporting him anymore anyway so as long as he stays on I guess that maybe that podcast does pretty well with him and uh wings like maybe that could could be a thing people are going to hate watch it they're going to hate watch him and leave comments I bet his YouTube channel is is seeing an uptick in views right now just people going over there to say mean things yeah let's see let's see what people are saying let's go to Boogie's most recent video let's go to his most recent video it's got two days ago Francis trolls fan at Southeast Game Exchange wow so Boogie really defeated the weight loss surgery he won dude he Flawless [Laughter] Victory what a [ __ ] story I mean what a [ __ ] uh uh surgery they all I feel like those things are sold is like a fix all like a nuclear option yeah that's why they get people on it because they're like man I can't control my eating Maybe This Magic surgery will make it work and then the doctors even are probably like you know this isn't a magic fix it's it's going to help you with your appetite a bit actually probably won't even help you with your if you're if you're eating that much you're not eating because your appetite's so big you're just you're compulsively eating because that's your drug it'll make you feel bad if you behave badly for a while for a while it was making wings like nauseous to to to eat more than you know a certain amount but I just remember like he get them liquid calories and it's like what are you what are you doing got L you guys AR going to believe this lot of people bringing up the cancer stuff in the comments oh darn will show his girlfriend practically naked but showing proof that he has cancer is privacy Invasion that girl looks scared by the way we all we all agree right oh I didn't see her in the he the last one did I don't see her in this video I'm scrubbing through would it be like uh I feel like I want to be Boogie's only friend in this situation if I left a said that keep your chins up I like that that's F your chin up damn yeah text him right now because he's so yeah they'll do that you know like like yeah he's he's gained weight and he has cancer so give him a break man that would be awesome if he was like test results that'll be $80,000 please like Destiny and all these people have to pay him that'd be funny I guess if Destiny only offered five that one guy mudahar with 50 he'd be the only one on the hook for a ridic I guess they're all so successful and Wealthy they wouldn't really miss that amount of money but man I I don't see this as being a like a a grand chess strategy from Boogie he he actually has cancer if he does it's circumstantial I see it as a career Resurgence I I love Kyle Kyle's has so many good ideas I'm like what if I did a cancer stream right put I got a green screen I could take like a microphone cord tape it to my my uh whatever the opposite of your elbow is called where does where does the IV go and I don't know saline bag of some sort with a microphone cord leading to me be hilarious you have to shave your head like you'd have to commit and be bald for it or at least get a bald cap ah now we're talking yeah yeah we all showed up next week with bald caps begged for money for having cancer we all have rapid onset cancer Boogie gave it to [Laughter] us can you say that again your audio is not working quite right is it is it now yeah it is now yeah sorry I had to reset my microphone I was going to say if you fully commit it's about 200 $100 to have a nurse come to your house and give you an IV bag of um like some sort of vitamin saline not only does it feel fantastic um you get like super hydrated uh and just feel better but you know it'd be a great bit Yeah but the thing about the microphone cord is I don't want to actually fool anybody like I don't want to actually convince them I no one would get fo I'm no Boogie I would want leave you you don't have to go get stiiven of Boogie yeah Dam what's his an HDMI cable and put it on my that'd be funny this is a really bad like dislike ratio oh wait how can you tell extender oh yeah I have the extend it's just it's way easier to know whether you're about to watch a good video or not if it's got the the ratings it makes sense I I um I never know which little plugin is making my browser slower than it could be so I keep them to a minimum I just YouTube dislike and that's the the greatest one ever and and for any everyone needs to know about this needs to be a public service announcement if you do like twitch drops ever if you if you need to watch one of those Gamers for x amount of hours to collect uh you know items in in game there's automatic um twitch drop extensions for Chrome that will just do all of the busy work for you and you can just put the stream on like 160p and minimize it and it'll just collect everything for you those are so handy my favorite is archive page I don't know if everyone knows about this but there's a chrome plugin it gets you past every pay wall and as a News Junkie like it would be expensive to subscribe to every hecking you know newspaper and website out there so yeah I used to do that for like there were some sports sites that would track like Early Trades and whatnot and they'd pay wallet and I would use that archive trick because I'd be like you're not getting me [ __ ] I'm to find out whether you're you know blowing smoke about this trade right now then click and be like oh good thing I didn't pay you lied you don't know anything always yeah so shout out to Boogie friend of the show wishes yeah get well soon bro well soon you're in our you're in our thoughts you're in our prayers to recover from this dastardly The Big C as they call it crime we were racing to it Well Done Damn yeah I don't I don't think who knows maybe maybe what he's writing he's going to come back as the the big bad wolf of YouTube The Ultimate Arc yeah that's the way to go he's already there right like I I feel like he's been the bad guy of YouTube for good five years now he should become a Tryon girl I want to see him I want to see him do some Tryon videos he'll get my view I don't want to see that Kyle has this particular kind of Genius call it that I do I have a particular set of skills put the fat man in Aerie dress and have him dance around dud um I would give anything to see boogie dressed up uh in in one of those mesh bodysuits it would look like he was caught in a fishing net look like a porpus but be cut out um dude I I I don't I got to mention those Trion girls every week because man it's just a wild you know what I found out though I discovered this by going down a deep deep goon hole um amaran started out as a Tryon girl apparently did she yes cuz I found like two or three year old videos of I was like man this girl is smoking hot and she looks just like amaran she's like wearing nothing and it is amaran that's like literally nothing or like how like a g string and like a tiny like it I mean if you go to in influencers gonw wild.com you can find all the amaranth pornography you want goes pretty pretty naked over there got to be accidental it's got to be accidental pay well like at least plausibly accidental that's what the tri girls present right oh oh oh I see I see that's your Kink no I'm into that too I like thank you myself for a moment there yeah no no no I I I I'm into that too I like that they grow their pubic hair out just to like flaunt it and be like yeah I'm showing you way more than you ought to be seeing she like pull her skirt down until you see pubic hair and then pop it back up she just like oh there's my titties whoopsy Daisy and and it's just this is the best YouTube channel I've ever seen is way better than X Jaws you're familiar with the related genre which is window cleaning advice yeah yeah I'm not into that but but but I'm you like that one what I feel so what they do is they wear really revealing things often transparent gowns if you will and then they bend over and they wash windows and and uh mirrors things like that so it allows them to like bend over in front of the camera what I like is when the girl is showing off like four or five different things and so you can fast forward through them all to get to the good one because you'll see that spike in viewership and repeat viewership whenever she like gets her titties out or her [ __ ] like completely flops out um one girl had a butt plug in and it's like ah go to three minutes and 37 seconds that's when she just has a butt plug hanging out and it's it's good stuff good time good stuff this is just a lot of videos with genuine window cleaning advice what am I supposed to be no NOP find one for you you want to use you want to use keywords like transparent I'm get suggested Evo the window cleaner and Window Cleaning Venture it's not what I need that's that's no fun at all I wouldn't watch those videos well I'm halfway through one and no one's naked yet sounds like I mean they're naked at the beginning of the video here Taylor I got you this one's not even that good because her sheer outfit is too long but I was in a time crunch yeah there you go look at all those clothes yeah but you can completely see the outline going to a funeral yeah that's a good video you got there this is called 4K transparent gown window cleaning Athena Allure Tryon uh the Youtube channel is called hot baby uh it's uh his window's not even [ __ ] dirty she's lying I I can't see the front side of that woman but the back side is tremendous uh that's the other thing the the participants range from rough look trailer trash grandmas to like legitimate like n out of 10 like you're really struggling to find a flaw or like if this was a creative character you're like I think I'm good I think we're good here we just we hit apply it's funny that Kyle doesn't give out tense like the top of the scale is a nine yeah there's no tens on [ __ ] YouTube they've been snatched up by Saudi oil chics and [ __ ] like that they they don't they don't let those get out to state in Kyle's mind that can only exist for like a day or two you know too young and then too old on the either on the either side of this very tiny Peak dude these are the most this is the most absurd genre of YouTube video like the suggested one after this is just transparent clothes in dressing room and this this lady's for all intents and purposes fully naked and then when she goes to take off the most sheer nighty of all time I don't I don't know if there's a lower blur you can add to a video oh that's a new meta that's this like this is like it's four it's 360p like with the blur and so like you can still see arola this is this is ridic so Taylor that's a new meta it came into fashion about three weeks ago this blur meta and and and so usually there's a quick transition between outfits like okay that's the pink bikini set now I'm going to show you the lime green and there's like a click and now she's got lime green on now they blur her a little and she just strips naked in front of the camera and uh and then like gets dressed and and none of them are doing what I would do which is is to like remove the blur a little too early little they should have the blur in a in like the steady Spot while she moves in and out of the oh I like that I did my best put like a black bar up she's like dipping down all yes yes yes and and and to the uninitiated you may imagine that like we're talking about oh you can kind of see through that mesh there's there's that s like sometimes there it'll just be her [ __ ] will just be out like you'll see her lips hanging out like like you'll see I you'll see butth holes um lady looks like yeah yeah it's it's a wild time over there um godess all our gun friends can't make are these are these These are probably monetized I have I have YouTube premium whatever PR so I don't know yeah I pay so I don't we all have premium dude I use YouTube more than Netflix if I was down to one streaming service that I paid for I think YouTube is the one that would it have to be YouTube YouTube provides more hours of content content because you have content creators making stuff so regularly like like I'm I'm in a jam right now where I'm watching old Summit [ __ ] like I'm I'm watching okay Summit vods and stuff like that and it's like this is hours and hours and hours of content it's good [ __ ] my dumbass watches calls for Biden to step down four hours a day dude okay that's my new kick if I'm being honest I didn't want to go there this early in the show but let me just tell you uh I have never in my entire life I I I've always enjoyed watching CNN Fox News even as a kid for whatever reason like when I was in high school I dug it um I liked cable news I found it fun to watch and so but I I always saw that there was the you know there was the blue team and the red team and you know if something crazy happens you you can't defend but but like for the most part there's a blue team and the red team and then oh my God to see the the entire media hammering Biden over this stuff I saw in his interview where I think he said I'll just I gotta do good her he said I I have to do good or something than him to win the election and know that I tried my best and and it was like the White House contacts ABC or CBS or whoever it is and says hey our stenographers actually had um not gter but good as is that what you had and they're like no we heard good her weird could you make the correction to to to fix the uh the in congruency there M no I saw the most baffled and Confused sign language interpreter of my life like just hold on thread trying to and worse than that worse than that because somebody got fired over this thing they did this week Biden calls into a black radio station where they've already passed the questions off in secret beforehand for the interview he still bombs he still sounds crazy and they fire the radio host for giving the questions beforehand and you know got found out it's and and he's not done he's going on for an interview with Lester Holt like this week so he's doing another one of these it started an hour ago I don't know how long it is oh no spoilers no spoilers wait tonight Kyle if he did it later tonight it'd be past 8 pm and he we we got a sleepy president like no okay okay it was it can I give you a spoiler let's spoil it what apparently he calls zalinski Putin this thing uh I mean there's only two big guys over there up and they sound similar that might have been the NATO Summit I might be mixing it up with the thing but he does do that um at this point they're they're hard SC you know it's not even fair right you can hard scope a trump thing and find things he says wrong or get whatever but if you listen to all 90 minutes of it it's basically cohering he's up there riffing in the heat um Trump has lots of flaws but his decline is not the same as Biden's there is no physic physically it's it's so it's so different there too yeah did you watch that five minute video I sent in the WhatsApp where the Parkinson's disease specialist I saw it independently of that already so oh you seen it I think Megan Kelly um had it on her show like she played in entirety where the doctor's like ranting I guarantee it's Parkinson's I State my reput this is also Boogie doctor boie brother he's wearing a lot of hats right now yeah I saw that he said something that burned into my mind which was like I could diagnose this guy from across the mall and I heard that and I was like what no you can't and then I thought about it and I wrote this in the WhatsApp too if you show me a guy swimming for three Strokes I can tell you how good a swimmer he is without any doubt and I'm like I bet Taylor can look at a guy's wrist shot and probably semi accurately predict what level of hockey he played at just by looking at the shot give give him two shots and a and and skate from Blue Line to Blue Line and tayor will tell you what this guy can offer and like if you have any like movement expertise you can do that pretty quickly I can do it with grappling a little bit this guy it completely makes sense that he could spot Parkinson's he does this for a living he's a medical doctor who specializes in Parkinson's and he's like it is clear as day by the way that he pivots by the way that he drifts off at the end of his sentence by the way that he takes that short Shuffle gate by the way that he walks without swinging his arms he's like there he has no doubt and he's a Democrat who's doing all this I was like man I just I believe him I believe him and I kind of feel like our government is doing and I'm just echoing what he said a thing that North Korea would do or that Russia would do right when Russia invaded Crimea it just flat out denied that those were their soldiers like oh this little green man who like came in there and took over Crimea we know nothing about it yeah could be anyone right I kind of feel like we're adjacent to that you know Biden Parkinson's that sounds wild why would you say that it's just it's been a Emperor has no close period for the past few years where for a lot of people have been like this dude is not with it this guy is clearly not at 100% he's he's diminished severely Su hit him and then he did well at the State of the Union and that's what I was gonna say yeah I give myself a little sympathy for you know pushing back against the Fox News is who just kept saying he was losing it losing it losing it when really he was hidden in a bunker no what I saw is what you saw Woody I so obviously and I'm going back to State of the Union this is where my mind was after watching the State of the Union which nine months ago now maybe something like that maybe not even that LE I think but I'm not sure I I thought okay Biden is an old man who needs a napor in the day and gets groggy in his worst times and I bet if any third like aggravator got involved with old and sleepy then he'd look a little Looney like if you added cold medicine or you added like a like a day where he didn't get his nap like I can imagine jet lag like like and you know I'm imagining him with a real presidential workload as it's been described to me my entire life as this crack of dawn late nights all the time kind of thing that ages you 10 years and four so I'm just assuming he's doing it I'm thinking yeah but today he got his [ __ ] nap in he's strong his voice is strong he looks strong you like convinced that he because I the State of the Union yeah he was powerful like he many of like have been saying for years that it is it's been bananas to believe that he's like waking up early and and working and like staying up late and working like he's been diminished in allowing surrogates to run the country for years like he's he's just been a figurehead who they parade out once in a while and they hope he doesn't have a catastrophic failure where he falls all over himself or drifts away in mids sentence like I I I feel like it's been clear for a long time that he has not been running the show I don't know about that I think I'm sure he's making I don't this last week or two has really caused me to to need to re-evaluate what I think I suppose because it's hard to tell again I thought that it was old man who's sleepy and groggy sometimes but clearly when he needs to turn it on like tonight at the state of the union he can do it therefore I imagine when he needs to turn it on for a trade deal or a big board meeting or whatever you call it when you get the Joint Chiefs of Staff together or a policy negotiation he gets his naps in on those days too and so in essence he's there when they really need him the rest of the time it's on co- autopilot and I was I'm fine with that but now I'm wondering he seems like one of those old guys who has good days and bad days and he's getting more bad days rapidly having more bad days than good days here at the at the tail end of this presidency and it's like how many bad how long has it been like that like how many awful days have there been have there been days where he didn't get out of bed have there been days where he completely couldn't follow a conversation and so we just adjourned the meeting and held it you know down the hallway with the chief of staff like how bad has this been for how long Kyle you're uh whatever Earth God for right now you get to choose the next democr like who should be running instead of Biden okay okay so I don't know if I asked the question well but I hope you no you did you did if if I and I want the de Democratic party to win if I want the DNC to win yeah you're trying to help them okay so first of all I heard I'm I'm gonna steal this from Megan Kelly I have Barack Michelle Hillary and Bill go to the White House and meet Joe and they say Joe it's noon good morning and one hour there's a press conference out there in the Rose Garden the Press is assembled either you're going who who rather this black guy in The Wine House boy boy now you fetch my slippers boy M I'd like some scrambly eggs now Mr President how can I help you sir a bill bill um like like that would be hilarious that's an SNL bit they'll never make um but but anyway they come in and he's lucid because it's noon and they inject him or whatever it takes and they they would say hey there's a press conference in an hour either you're going out there or we are they're assembled you can either tell you know let us [ __ ] you're you know go out on your Shield here like for the good of the party like here's your speech we had it written by our guy who knows how to write speeches and and that would work he'd have to give up because if you had those four go out there and have a press conference and say between it's it's in the it's in the interest at the 25th Amendment um is uh is employed here because our friend our colleague our family our brother like kiss his ass as much as you can but say he can't hack it anymore and kick him out of the job but once you do that I said this yesterday because it just kind of popped into my head but it's Al Gore I I know I know hear me out hear me out hear me the [ __ ] hear me out Al Gore is from the time of stability and prosperity and he was there when the coin flipped heads when it could have flipped Tails when there was like 500 votes in one County in Florida and and he could have been George Bush on 911 and saved trillions of dollars and not invaded multiple countries there's alternate universities where Al Gore was the president for those eight years and I think it's a better [ __ ] place but I kind of still see that in him and not only do I see all that I see that he kind of grew a sense of humor in the last 25 years he's 76 now for all I know he's spring J yeah he's is he still jetting around saving the world um to me I I I kind of want I want a name I know but I want somebody that feels safe I don't think that Gavin new guy can win you know a national race I don't I I think it has to be Camala um is if I'm trying to win and I'm not allowed to make some sort of wacky like Michelle Obama and um Al Gore type mix like that's what I'd want probably by the way is like Michelle Obama and Al Gore something like some kind of mix of them um would be I think the strongest uh the strongest wacky pick but she's already said she doesn't want it and uh but I'm sorry I'll keep going um but uh but Camala it has to be Cala because I heard some legal political legal jargon about how if Joe were to step down and allow Kamala to be president and then she's the incumbent it checks off more of these boxes that these 13 keys to the White House or something like that that you need x amount of making her theal like the punctuation K I don't I'm okay with being disrespectful to cala that's how R I'm trying to correct you privately so nobody do I I don't care I I I don't care well okay KLA is it kamla kamla that's what you said Kyle I think I think you got it right k um if if she was in combat it seems like she has a pretty good shot as well because she gets they explained how something about his his campaign funds could directly be transferred to her um if she became the incumbent um and I didn't really pay too much so unpopular like she's got less of a chance than [ __ ] a dead Joe Biden I think the Dei criticism of her will hit hard right you know she I remember when he picked before he picked her he's like I'm going to limit my choices for VP to just women and I'm like ah that feels yucky to me right he didn't say he's going to pick the best person who could be president in case something happens to him he said he's gonna pick the best woman and then he chose kamla and I don't hate kamla like everybody else does but I do acknowledge everybody else does therefore there's something going on that matters and uh I like Nome the reason I like Nome is I thought he absolutely butt [ __ ] to santis in their debate and Dan santz I think is better than Trump at it like if Nome were to go up there he would make Trump look bad in the next debate and everyone would be like we got our guy I think that's how it would play out but for reasons I don't fully understand only Kamala is able to inherit Biden's like fundraising ground game and all that stuff maybe that's true but Kamala just has too much of that like Hillary Clinton energy of like she's so apparent in her sincerity and the way she's being she's just fake from top to bottom yeah so she says a thing you guys have probably seen the like the viral video where she's like we need to overlook what has been and look at what can be I messed that up but close yeah and I mentioned that to my wife I even showed her the video and she's like well Trump says build the wall again and again Trump says lock her up again and again why does Trump get to repeat the same lines but for her it's insincerity and I'm like actually I don't have an answer but it is viewed differently people see it through different L well it's because one of them is albeit ham-handed and it's delivery a policy prescription build the wall like he's saying something he wants to do or he pretends to want Man fight for he sells SL like what Kamal is doing is acting as though she has come up with a phrase organically at the end of a of an of a statement and then adding it in as like a little addendum and it's like someone told her to say that or like beforehand they were like hey this little line This tested big she came up with it who knows she's not dumb you r with Biden though me no I don't think so I only say that because they had like uh they kept reporters have been hounding Democrat officials this week literally like chasing them down hallways and stuff and they were after this guy and they were like does the entire committee agree I'm riding with Biden does every single member unanimously agree I'm riding with Biden 10 says he walks away from I'm riding with Biden not a good answer it is a good answer I mean like he look he said were he he answered the question I like that a lot more than dodging Well he kind of dodged well that that didn't really answer it if they're like so everyone's on your side I'm riding with Biden you said it but everyone is I'm ring okay so if it was yes you would have said yes thanks Pelosi said something interesting they're like hey do you think Biden should step down and she's like the NATO Summit is this week I think we should put this aside this week and it's like that wasn't yes that was a million miles from yes Pelosi's like let's break the knives out on Monday Pelosi's like well I'm even older than him somehow she already stepped down so yeah she did Diane Feinstein did she die that was her way of stepping down yes that was how she stepped down that's how a lot of these people steep down yeah they just they just age out of life they wield her corpse into the Senate to dying days that's like during the like during Trump's first presidency every or no it was at the end of Obama's a lot of Democrats were like please Ruth please step down and she's like what and then they she just like dies two years into his presidency of of being an ancient old woman yeah that's lot a lot of these people turns out once they have power they really really don't want to let go of it makes sense it's probably fun that was that was an error and now the country will reap the benefits of that error for for years and decades to come yeah I wonder how different it would be if they had a five4 majority instead I wonder how how much different it's goingon to be if Trump gets to somehow install another Justice I don't know if anybody's old enough are they the oldest ones are Alo and Clarence Thomas are the two oldest Supreme Court Justices yeah happens to one of those younger guys maybe maybe I you don't know um Trump's America you never know but most likely Trump just sort of resets the counter on what we already have because it's the conservative think do you think in a trump Landslide scenario he also carries the house and the sent yes and yes yeah the Senate I think they're saying they get anyway even if Biden wins do you know how look I I enjo the guy's jokes and his hotel properties are fantastic but do you know how like worrisome it is if Donald Trump is the president and he has the Supreme Court and all of Congress it's actually a really bad have a secretary of Revenge going after people I I'm not as optimistic about that I think it would be like good for him to like give a little give a little bit of what he's been getting for a few years that'd be entertaining but what he's gonna actually do if he gets elected I think and maybe I'm cynical is he's going to try and like do some [ __ ] Olive Branch thing and then he's just going to support Israel harder than anyone we've ever seen and that's part of his he's pledged Kim to support Israel harder than anyone we've ever seen which is what he did his first four years so it's true well he it seems to be a trend but yeah I I don't think he's going to go on a revenge tour the same way like I didn't buy it in 2016 when they're like he's goingon to be a dictator forever and he's gonna illegal he's going to do this and that and then he got in there and he's like we're gonna we're going to uh [ __ ] build wall and then we can't afford it and he's like oh I guess I guess okay they arrested him they drugg him to court they took his rights away they humiliated him it's being thrown at him and in these debates he's not happy about that he's he's and then when just as soon as they were done rubbing his nose and his mess Mama came home and said whoa whoa whoa didn't y'all know he's immune what have y'all done what have you done well it's a good thing he's not about to be the most power powerful man in the world again and have the Supreme Court and all of Congress at his whim it's a good thing that he doesn't get to decide who the Attorney General is that he doesn't appoint judges that he hasn't already appointed judges in many of the districts that you will be tried in for your for defrauding the American people by hiding this Biden dementia Parkinson Scandal how long has the has the hand at the wheel been that of a demented old man how long were the icbms in the control of someone who didn't know what Tuesday was anymore how long I need to start supporting Trump and get on his good side get on his good side he lets people back in the fold right he's already like okay with Des santz he's got to let he's GNA be friends with Nikki Haley soon enough I do like that apparently he won't let uh that big fatty uh Chris yeah Chris Christie back in the just throwing throwing insults at him like say he's the fattest politician I hate that I hate to hear what people say big fat pig that's what they say Trump is kind of in the middle of his weight range I'd say like he was fatter as president but he was thinner as a 2016 cand gain yeah he he'll gain his president weight back I've had the honor and privilege of seeing those two men stand side by side in person and Chris Christie is just a a world fat yeah yeah I'd love to get a picture with Chris Christie just I imagine how good you'd look in that photo you know what I'd be like Mr Christie pop on the Yankees outfit like pop on the Yankees pants and then let's get a couple photos I'm going to be looking fantastic I just heard Trump tell the opposite joke he was meeting with the Heritage Foundation the people behind 2025 and he's like and I took some pictures with them they're handsome I'd like you all to destroy those pictures there's a bunch of good-look people I took pictures with and I don't I want those pictures gone yeah he's he's got to lose a weight then he's got to keep it off can't be eating [ __ ] KFC every day on Air Force One you saw them delivering the McDonald's to the court right yeah he lives he lives that that way like that is the life that I want McDonald's being Trump's secret service agent must be a Crim de lacrim position in the agency they're like did you hear [ __ ] Newton Berry got Trump what what the the residents no [ __ ] body man he's going everywhere with Trump he's on the golf course right [ __ ] now you know what Trump makes him drink Trump makes and you know Trump on the golf course he's just like working on a tight five the whole time he's like and another thing folks get a little of this you want to know some Secrets I know lots of stuff a lot of Secrets a lot of Secrets out there I know all of them I love telling them love telling them to random Secret Service agents how'd you get into this know about the aliens I can't tell you can't tell you about the aliens wish I could if they were real I would I'll tell you someday like just doing stuff like that that'd be fun I wish You' do some wild and then like do you think the Carter guys are like pissed where they're like this is ridiculous I trained my whole life to be a secret service agent and they assigned me to a 98-year-old man who hasn't been been president since I was minus two years old oh do you do they still have people on Carter who would hurt that old man they must right the [ __ ] like cafi we got him that Man's enemies are dead is about maintaining presidential Lifestyles like it it's a kind of way to pay them and support their life forever is cour justi what's her name I'm going to mispronounce your name but I enjoy that s mayora is that is that it that sounds pretty good she's she's super anti-gun and then this week a carjacker a carjacker attacked her and her secret service agent murdered him to death with a gun not for me don't you love that dude it would be better still if her secret service agent beat him with a club like Prov her point he drew his sword in the middle of the highway Li did the P know that he had an adamantium Shield he just like the bullets are dinging off little did the burp know that Justice sodomy agent had already called a peaceful social worker a 22-year-old girl fresh out of college to talk him down hi I hear there's some conflict that needs resolving he's not he's not answering he's gibbering a lot of things gibbering no it's just a random carjacker apparently wasn't motivated by anything political that they said um which I'm always like worried about because the Supreme Court has become so politicized whether it's their own fault or not you know I mean uh but it suck if someone from either side any of those guys got you should leave those people alone I I don't know I like the this country's been real stable politically my whole life and I kind of got used to that and and you know I am a little worried that Trump might um overindulge because yeah imagine if one parties in power was like really vindictive towards the like the head guy the other party Trump is guilty like no one ever argues that he's innocent they always argue that they shouldn't they argue they argue that uh anything they'll argue that the timing is funky that he's immune to prosecute they never say he didn't did it didn't I mean I'm sure if you look into any real estate magnate you can find stuff but like they were hitting him for [ __ ] like oh Mar Lago is only worth 18 million my ass it's worth 18 He tripled the size of his apartment the thing was like 10,000 square F feet he claimed it was over 30,000 fish he counting the roof would he that still wouldn't do it uh build a couple levels up there little patio hanging off the side what's your problem get creative I don't I just don't see like I don't care about him lying on a real even the bank he purportedly lied to did lie to you know because he did make that up you care about the sexuala where he P that woman up against the wall and finger banged her there you're talking about the woman who went on CNN with Anderson Cooper and they had to cut the interview short because she talked about how it was sexy and she was like clearly not fully with it that woman who's the woman who the woman whose story mirrored that of a CSI episode who posted on Facebook that she was a fan of Trump's years after reported incident this same story since long before that CSI episode she's been telling it since the beginning she told her family her friends Etc she's been she like cried to her mom and her best friends about what happened to her there's freaking she people testify from the from the department store that it happened like it happened I it's they they've thrown so much [ __ ] at him that and so much of it has not stuck that my default is almost now like oh of course they're throwing more nonsense at them like that oh they tried this 13-year-old thing right before the election and then that fell to ashes you see that girl's testimony it's on YouTube it is compelling yeah and then like they started going at her and she said [ __ ] it it's not worth it why am I going after Trump like she has everything to lose and nothing to gain they they have I'm sure there's a lot to gain but it doesn't matter in that as a viewer of it they have lied and made so much [ __ ] up you Haven seen now I have know that it's false okay no no I was saying that this is the same story they rolled out right before the 2016 election and then it became nothing immediately afterward you remember that right where were like from 2005 this testimony like I don't think it's from right before the 16 no it was rolled out as a big news story like the final last gasp to try and ruin him I remember that specific that again right now becomes relevant as he becomes relevant um and then his interview with Howard Stern is like getting attration again where he said that he liked to go behind stage at the M Teen USA pageant because he's inspecting it you should hear his audio he's obviously creeping about it or the time he was on the escalator when he talked to that 10-year-old girl said she'd be dating him in 10 years like this is creepy that that's a fun joke I like the 10-year-old joke yeah that's weird that's a self deprecating joke if you if you think like Trump though he's he's saying like you know that that's what I do is I very generous interpretation of hitting well nobody thinks 10y olds are hot even even his if you believe the oh come on he wasn't asking epsteam for 10y olds it's documented what do he like to 13 14 Che you know I can't win them all I think were 15 or 20 million killed they've done so I say 30 I say 30 million yeah like and I I could be wrong about all of it he could have done all of it but at this point they've spent almost a 10 year period personality aspect of trump like no one made up that he said you can grab women by the [ __ ] that's his audio no one made up this thing about the 10y old in 10 years like no one made up the flight logs of him being on Epstein's plane no logs of him going back and forth to EP this [ __ ] isn't made up it's it's factually evidence but what happened is they released the Epstein court documents recently which is putting it in the news again let's let's do the Billy Bush thing when you heard him say you you could just grab him by the [ __ ] and they let you do it like when he did that whole speech did and this this also comes down to like an non uncharitable interpretation from from your part like I I agree that 10-year-old com is pretty [ __ ] creepy but that was clearly a dude trying to seem cool and like oh yeah I'm a billionaire I [ __ ] all the time women love me they know me I'm Trump I got I got hotels look at me like he was bloviating and talking big and they pretended as though that was him being like yeah I'm a Serial criminal I'm out there grabbing people and they say stop and then I go no and I keep like I thought that's what he did I I think he actually goes around and like maybe not as regularly but like he's grabbed a few you know what I mean you know how you like do something like three times and you're like bro trust me I'm all the time doing back flips and your head you're like I mean I made the last two argum well Taylor asked me a question so the thing that when they deposed him for the Eugene Carol thing and said hey this thing that says here that you can just grab women by the [ __ ] because you're a star and he's like well you know historically they do let you do that that's true you might not like it you maybe will but yeah you can do that so like was he bloviating and pumping his own tires yeah possibly that'd be a charitable interpretation but not a wild one but then when they deposed him and he doubled down it's sort of hard to look at it as a this is just a guy being he say they let you do it yeah I'm I'm really not saying that his let him do by the [ __ ] is the problem I'm saying it lends towards who this man is yeah I have no this is what I dislike about Trump a lot is that he's clearly a creep in a lot of ways but they have made up so much [ __ ] they we'll see what happens with the Epstein thing if if they come out and and you see real deal [ __ ] with that what did you think about Joe Biden's daughter's diary I I can't recall the details of it I remember s like he molested her forced her to sh don't know but like that's like the the media has made this world where there's a our rarded old presidential candidates that 70% of America would rather have someone different in both slots if they could yeah it's a very good chance that both of them like I'm a little young all right that that both of them do and and there there's so much look I I believe if 10% of what both of them are accused of is true they are awful human beings and and they shouldn't be running a [ __ ] Dairy Queen you know it's wild that this is what we have I would really prefer neither of these people as no [ __ ] you you over Trump you over Biden I I could never win with my history on the show but but Taylor if you trying to help the Democrats win who would you put in Biden's Place uh Gavin Nome he's he's like a conventionally attractive guy he's clearly smart he's with it he's young he knows how to speak which is important he can be charismatic I think that he would beat Trump on the stage like unless he if he went down and like started getting in like a a battle it wouldn't do because he he would want to avoid Trump's domain which is like the the throwing [ __ ] back and forth and like having an having a reality show style argument up there because Trump's gonna win that against any of these politicians but if he kind of had like a high-handed like I'm not engaging with this sort of thing that's not what we're here to do like that sort of response to it I think he'd win and so I'm I'm sticking with my prediction that if the Democrats really wanted to win they'd get Gavin Nome like most of the people voting for Biden are similar to the people voting for Trump they don't actually like the guy a ton like and so if there was an alternative who was palatable they would the Democrats wouldn't lose anyone by switching from Biden to Newsome like no I don't I don't know if there's a democrat in Ohio that's like I was all in on Biden but now um I don't know like it just seems like a a common sense move yeah I I don't like all the sex stuff with Trump um and the potential that that there those underage girls at all I can can we separate the crime from the artist though the way we do with Kevin spy and so many other Bel Michael Jackson can we just look at like everything else and pretend like that didn't happen and then I can still really like Trump it's annoy you know what I don't like that yeah it's funny you said that because I was I haven't been able to articulate this thought I've had that a lot of people who are pro Trump aren't really Pro that man they're just absolutely fed up with the most unlikable parts of the blue team right the most unlikable parts of the blue team like affirmative action right you know like oh we need to pass over these guys and then pick these guys instead based on their skin color yeah but we're virtuous when we do it we're not like we don't do it the way you do or I don't know some of theend I'm like am I going to vote for the party that wants to trans kids or am I going to vote for the party that doesn't like that oh pretty obvious that's pretty clear I hear you I hear you um or um I don't even think it's real but the critical race Theory thing that they were saying was in the Virginia schools that helped him win the governorship uh what whatever that is that like the the blue team is not messaging that right and in some cases not doing it right and if they could just remove the most unlikable part of themselves they do way better in elections that's true yeah uh I I my prediction is Trump is going to win enough of the black vote the Hispanic vote that he's going and the Muslim vote up specifically up in the Rust Belt that he's going to wipe the floor with Biden I I think that he's not gonna win the Muslim vote and that's he's he's as Pro I don't think he has to win it I think he has to win more of it than he should or they could just stay home they could stay home there's big counties up there that matter apparently where where where these small pockets of people can weigh heavily on the national stage to your point when it's that close right when it's that close every vote counts yeah it's about those who has the most roads you know to to Victory I mean the combinations of states and such but um I I think Trump's gonna win in a landslide if I had to BET right now um and man I I I I specifically remember saying they should stop bullying the guy who's got a coin flip to be the most powerful man in the world World in six or n months or whatever it was it's like what are y'all doing do you think you're really going to put him in prison so he can't be the president like like is that your goal here then like let this wait till after the election I never thought that any of this would happen the legal stuff troubles for him not because I didn't think he was guilty of some [ __ ] or or needed to go to court over his [ __ ] but that it seemed against like like like democracy to like stir that [ __ ] up in the year of his presidential bid when he's leading not not when he's leading you know he's the most likely next president and we're going to draw him up on these crimes that you know it's not capital murder it's not he didn't it's it's not something that needs our attention he's not a danger to society it's it's it's crimes it's felonies but in the case of business fraud stuff yeah election interference business fraud stuff that's I agree it's it's not violent uh the stuff I like seeing tried yeah if if it ever gets tried you know besides the the sex assault with Carol Jean or whatever her name what I believe um Eugene Carol Eugene Carol okay like obviously that one did seems like a lot of them there's a lot of he said she said and I never know what to think about that with a politician especially somebody like Trump who is so hated he she I just remember the juicy smolier situation where you had that instance of here someone who genuinely just went outside and made a conspiracy about the other team and not only that he race baited he homophobe homop homo baited like like he went he went full he's gay Jesse smly yeah oh yeah he yeah the these two Maga hat wearing white guys had come up and this is Trump country they're in Chicago should have added the [ __ ] mirrored sunglasses even though it was night time yeah they had like put a noose around his neck neck and poured bleach on him which I didn't understand the significance of pouring bleach on a black person at first but then I don't understand why that is bleaching them white you're erasing their their race just like if that worked oh some not literally but but but it's symbolically I think that's like I think that's something they actually do in Korea or something don't they like bleach their skin it's also I think it's also like a uh like a like a what do you call it porn category like like like it's it's it's white dudes banging black chicks oh oh that's category well that's that's a lot more innocent than and the opposite I was picturing some dangerous BDSM with which one's less racist blacked or bleached no like like the man black or the the woman black like I don't know which one's I mean if nobody's being racist none neither of them are racist you never know but uh in any case like like you had that example there with that guy who just was like I'm going to make some [ __ ] up I'm g go out you know what I'm GNA hire these two African [ __ ] I've been [ __ ] and I'm gonna have them help me make some [ __ ] up and it was like man why are you just coming up with all these lies and like when it gets found out it looks so bad for the other team because the right can be like you see this is how they are this is how they always are this at a whole cloth none of any none of anything he it was all a performance a fabrication a studio audience should have been there to applaud it it's it doesn't look good when then you have no no no really though it's it's the boy who cried wolf when you come back to him and you're like no for real we have videos we have ptes um but forget about the H 100 Biden laptop thing that was the other one when you had all those officials um saying that it was it was Russian propaganda it's like man here's we came back with receipts though and y'all were lying and you know it looks bad it does so so then when you come back at me and you're like I don't know he raped a bunch of little kids I'm like [ __ ] man you're like 0 for two on the on the big ones that actually came went somewhere did he rape them kids because I hate that if he did you can't support it's hard to laugh at the comedian who rapes people [Music] um I'll keep going forever but are we done with politics I have a different topic yeah yeah yeah it anytime all right yeah so here's my question I saw it on an ask right type thing A variation of it let's pretend in this world you're never on the hook for child support or like parenting responsibilities oh would you like to have dozens and dozens of kids out there is that a thing that's like kind of cool to spread your to be Johnny apple seed over there and yes and and just from like a like vanity sort of standpoint if I'm being honest that because that's all what else could it be like like like because you must think so much of your your your genetics that you're like we got to spread this far and wide this is like like when they got watermelons to stop being too many people don't have facial blindness [ __ ] recognizing each other it's got to stop they're like Dad I'm one of your 30 kids for the last time yeah but but like um you'd have to excuse all that other stuff right I don't want to have to talk to them or anything right right yeah I of course very few people actually want dozens of kids and the responsibility that goes with it but just to like do I have a breeding King because I think that'd be kind of cool it would be kind of cool like be be a a miniature gangas Khan be like yeah my I got a bunch of kids out there one of them's gonna do something good and then I'll ignore the bad ones so you're on the train too Taylor you would it provided there were no responsibilities you think it'd be cool to have a bunch this is the scenario of kids to because i' want kids to their life too imagine you you live in a small town Taylor and uh you you impregnate every single one of the local moms and they all have kids at the same T time and you're the coach of the high school hockey team and you and your the whole team is your kids this is a little sitcom I've been working on for us oh I'd like that I'd like that a lot of kids be on the bench you know i' only take the A Team i' take the kids from like the tallest women and i' show them the most favor give them the most training that'd be fun it would be weird having a kid out there that like you had no connection to it all though I don't think I would like that at all I know somebody this this is from years ago but do you guys remember I I told it on the show uh some friends of mine or acquaintances really that are lesbians like asked if they could if I would give them sperm give them your seed because they wanted kids and I did you [ __ ] them both just to be sure no no they it wasn't not it's you right you're the one who wants to baby they were more they were more like Rosanne Les let me ask let me ask they started the question they started the talk with like Sandra was like you know Taylor you just look so much like me I thought little but SP they wanted they wanted a hairy asses yeah they wanted they wanted me to consider giving them sperm so they could have a kid and immediately I was like disgusted by that I was like what you can't have my boy like well first of all some legal bullshit's gonna come down the pike nine years from now and I'm gonna be paying you for a he didn't even have a part in raising you're gonna you're gonna trans my son and make me pay for it you know that's not what I'm looking for and also like just I it'd be so [ __ ] weird to know you have a kid out there and just have nothing to do with the kid you know like just knowing your your son's out there are your daughter and they have no connection at all to their biological weird to you now because you haven't normalized it 10 12 kids in you get used to it you would yeah it's probably like drugs where eventually it's like I need to be you know transitively banging up even more lesbians that would be a good sitcom like imagine that like let's see um like like like maybe like this the the the main character his father was a fertility doctor and on his father's deathbed he confesses that he's done this to the whole town and that he realiz and and he realizes that all the kids in town are his brothers and sisters you know that story from like some guy in I think oh yeah it's happened Denmark like he kids or something like his whole career he was like ha everybody else has been showing up jacking off in a c and I've been pouring it down the garbage disposal and I've been getting y'all pregnant I mean he is a doctor yeah but not like a real one I mean he's a fertility doctor it seems like he's got beers and [ __ ] he's not even that he's just giving his own [ __ ] to women no he's he's like their doctor he's a PhD he's a PhD I mean it's pretty [ __ ] good I mean so what some Brick Layers out there you know what I mean like like not everybody's a PhD Taylor I'm sorry well this guy like if it's I bet if your lesbian friends could choose between your seed or a PhD seed they probably I don't know no they'd want the internet guy okay right they'd be like we really want our son to be able to do a marginal Indian guy impression oh well you have come to the right place for there was an xfiles episode where that was happening in a town and they were just discovering it because the kids were being born with tals there's one doctor with a tail who's like it's got everyone baffled I he was a janitor or something he was sneaking in I'm stuck on the thought that these lesbians scissor all the time they saw Taylor do the splits and now they want his seed that's true those girls little scissor they saw I was banging out the the splits at their birthday party that one time and they're like whoa this guy we need his C let's ask him and put him in a uncomfortable position when I first heard you say do splits yeah I was like it's do aslit he says it funny and then I realized aslit is like South Jersey only like it's a very small like South Jersey Philly and the rest of the country says it your way no I think in the South we say do a split too do you oh sometimes it's hard for me to I don't know like remember how I say it or because I go back and forth depending on who I'm talking to like things like caramel or whatever yeah caramel is if I'm like trying to you know flavor it up fancy it up otherwise it's just caramel I say caramel like that's my default I think because I just did I would probably say caramel because I'm not as I guess as high-handed as you dah yeah I thought I think you're the one being high-handed caramel fancier than caramel open open your mouth annunciate caramel I did a Google sounding word caramel or caramel Caramelo man I would love Carmelo right now I did a Google image search on like the split versus AIT hoping to find like a US map and all I did is unlock a new Kink this is pretty good yeah you guys gotta play by my rules though as a midwesterner you know we're the we're the ones with the most common vernacular that everyone gets no matter where you live in the country you're GNA take some some like isn't it Pittsburgh where they say yin's guys instead of you you guys all Yin are you sure it's not Yin like Yin oh I've heard use my my father-in-law used to say use use yeah don't like that you is already plural yeah all of you but anyway I watch I haven't watched the weather man in so godamn damn long I just realized like I just if I want the weather I you know pull up the Doppler radar and look at what's going on because Siri most of the time yeah right like like the last time I saw a weathered man it was on the dirty side of YouTube and it was Mexican weather girls weather men need to go by the wayside you can only be like so useless for so long like there's there's no point there all the all the apps do it for you and it's faster well who do you think does the apps meteorologist we don't need one for every channel though you're saying the TV personality needs to go not so much that the profession needs to go yeah the TV guy like there's no point in wasting time on even giving that guy a second of screen time like Lear you already know the weather forecasting accuracy is wildly different in different parts of the country like in Florida they nail it like eight days out they get it right all the time where Kyle and I are it's pretty good like four to seven days like they usually get it where Taylor is Beyond two to three days and it's kind of a crapshoot and I didn't maybe that's why I have such a bad image of weathermen because maybe it's just a Midwest thing because we have weird weather here with all the they say it's very hard to call yeah they're wrong all the time they'll be like 88 sunny on Saturday plan a cookout and then it's the kind of downpour where I'm like losing electricity and it's like how could you get it this wrong that's like if I was like oh this year's Stanley Cup winner is gonna be the Milwaukee Bucks it's got to be there's a lot of convergence of like pressure zones and stuff there there's a lot of like air hot air and uh cold air mixing there of air ask anyone I know about all the different types of air whereas all the weather all the weather systems in Georgia for example come from South um west of us um from the Gul of Mexico often if it's anything big if when hurricanes hit us that's sort of in quote you know End quotes hit us in Atlanta it'll be these huge waves and bands of rain that come from the Gulf from So You See It Coming for days and days in advance about the show that map hopefully hopefully the link works it's all working well should mute that we should we fewer steps I really dig the Mexican weather girls though oh I thought Mexican weather girls no no but you see like Florida seven days out no more than two here in like the Missouri Kansas area and where we are it's three to four I forget what I said but yeah that's a huge area where they're not getting more than two days out nobody lives there though uh Chicago and St Louis and uh what other heard Minneapolis I've been to Oklahoma Taylor there's dozens of people there that are listening there's more Buddha judge supporters than there are people in Northern Oklahoma and that's not many so Milwaukee Minnesota now we'll never know the Dakotas probably have a city between them bismar the bust Metropolis of bismar what is the biggest city in the Dakotas like I know mount rushmore's in South Dakota is that the Fargo I was I was guessing bismar because that's the capital of we'll never know couldn't care L let's spend I'm looking for Mexican weather girls oh yeah well they I mean they always have good weather and so it's just like a reaffirmation that they live in a nice climate that they get to watch the weather every day and it's really just about watching a hot lady so good for them it's a good part of their culture FR versus Mexico show that Zach France I would have thought France would be all about something sexy their weather's always shitty right yeah that's why even more so and there's a lot of hot women in France I think it's oh my God what is this nonsense at France doesn't that that makes you want to move down to to Mexico like like like just to watch the weather girl can can we is she a 10 like her her body is is is near Prof we can't really see but like she's shaped cartoon like she's everything I need to see that is her face could be she she she could not have a nose like Skeletor in face doesn't matter if she turns around and I see you looking back at me it's it's still a 10 the reason she can't be a 10 the reason she can't be a 10 is like now imagine she has a twin sister who has just like better nails and and and stayed out of the Sun a little a little more now you [ __ ] up so in your world can only be one 10 no that it's that it's there can be no tins okay no I thought I was extreme so you're doing it unlike earthquake wow your theory is crumbling before our eyes I just saw two t i look that near Perfection but again you're wanting to Define this as Perfection one of those people that Megan Fox's thumbnails we can't even see her you wouldn't see she's right here look Megan Fox's thumbs are why she's not a 10 she's she can be whatever you want her to be but but come on them thumbs if you could if you were if you were changing her character around in a video game you probably trim those back a little would never notice her thumbs but I you would because you I already just told you about them now you know and now you have Megan Fox you're gonna trim them goddamn thumbs trim her thumbs yes so like just clip them like create a class this is Magic godamn it aren't you following Fant right now I don't think a weird thumb is enough to knock a woman down from a 10 to well then we have a very different 10 what is this Z this is just a hot ass chick but again not a 10 like like like I don't know like I can't see half of her face like like again gorgeous beautiful nearing Perfection I don't like her face how she has that like resting frown yeah oh that's the weather girl oh just a weird rid her body turned out to be perfect yeah who would have thought R I think amaranth story more than a [ __ ] weather girl um I'm an amaranth Fanboy so I would have to say she's like a eight and a half or something like that she's she's like super high up there to sort of you just don't see many like perfect from head to toe in every way human beings on the rating scale I I'm somewhere in between right some would argue that 10% of people are tens right and but that's a lot it it should be a bell curve but I think that the top point. one% of people can be tens and what is that 1% no point1 it's one in a thousand so what if if I go to the to the shopping mall and get a thousand people there I should find a single tent and this weather girl qualifies she would be that person I think Woody's assessment is is accurate I think it's fair and balanced no speak skating rules you know like what if you see something better what what if they spun one more time up there how's that a 10 what if she made it a quadruple axle doesn't figure skating only go up to six I think I I don't think that's never actually watched it I've just seen that the that one woman whose name is escaping me NC getting her Nancy carrian I've just seen all that stuff I watched uh I watched the Olympics because they're often very pretty and and they're wearing very little and they're athletic and it's cool and when they fall it's kind of dramatic you know you can imagine yourself with them because they're they're skating with a gay guy the highest score figure skating is a six Kyle's a tough judge he's gonna see that weather girl and be like ah 5.8 Jesus this talking about you know asymptotically approaching a 10 but never quite reaching it you didn't eat vegetables until five years ago I'm not I'm not doing no I wasn't missing out on much oh peas are so [ __ ] good out of here well okay you pick one of the worst vegetables they're good with rice and too much butter I I probably had bell peppers in my fajitas at some point you know what I mean did you gag just just eating like an 11y old until you're early 30s is the funniest bit yeah yay Dino nuggies you're 31 all right I didn't do that I wouldn't do that like like I never like processed foods like overly proc there's like a second category of processed foods I can't remember it's like super processed or something hyper processed stuff like dino nuggets where they've like liquefied some sort of paste of meats and then they've mixed it with with some other chemicals preservatives and and flavorings and then they've formed it and made it appear to have been fried and it's in a little smiley face like that [ __ ] is scary that to me is like soilent green level like I don't want to put that in my body I mean I'll e and I eat hot dogs time hot dogs are good like I feel like if you get the good hot dogs especially the the more expensive kind then they're not grinding up pig [ __ ] presumably and putting them in there which I prefer do you consider BR wor to be a higher quality hot dog like I do depends on what mood I'm in sometimes I I prefer the nice allbe but I like BRS a lot as well a nice spicy BR I like that it's its own little thing like category it's it's almost like going into a corn dog those things are so big they always have a snap um maybe I'm a hot dog size queen and I really just BRS yeah we all I want a big old beefy BR or a big beefy hot dog and it's got to be beef if I go to someone's house and they try and serve me a chicken and turkey and pork mix hot dog hands will be thrown he was telling me it's got to be so girthy that it hurts a little all the way out and the way in yeah yeah I don't like that um I like like the the the skinny hot dogs and preferably they sort of split them down the middle and and like Grill them until they're almost blackened want something like but if you're at a barbecue or whatever aren't you a little happier when you're like bro they got the big giant Ballpark Franks I'd genuinely be a little like bummed out if that's when I say Ballpark Franks I don't want someone to misconstrue what I said and think I'm talking about the ballpark brand because there are many better Brands I just mean the style like the big hot dog I don't care for those I like the the skinnier one that that like is really steamed or like boiled I like boiled hot dogs I boil them in uh like some seasoning and spices and stuff like that and uh I don't like any snap at all I don't want a real intestine hot dog I want a caseless uh hot dog oh no I I'm down with the snap I like this so you probably don't like BRZ much at all because theyve all got a snap they all do I like and I like chicken sausages um there used to be this chicken sauage stand I'd go to [ __ ] delicious they'd be full of jalapenos and cheese and all sorts of nonsense really good I'm not that big on cheese and my BRS if I want whatever I want to add to my BR I can do after it's done I can throw some some onions on there I can throw some sauerkraut sauerkraut the the S tier number one topping you can put on a br but I don't need cheese in it I don't need Jalapenos in it if I want jalapenos I'll slice up raw jalapeno and put it on there or pickle I don't I don't like this big gigantic thing and I don't like BR worst at all I just don't like how it tastes you're just not you're just that's not very Western and not very American of you I be it's it's German BR wor well they are Western I was about to push back yeah kind German right Germany that's Western there's a lot how do we get BRS here A bunch of [ __ ] Germans came over chewy like I'm just I'm I'm imagining eating one right now and I'm imagining chewing for way too long on this like case of this thing and chewy for me it's the heat like it often times a br is burning hot on the inside like not spicy but like the temperature is still boiling for way too long yeah and I've I've been punished for that you're not alone take a bite off it immediately and you're like well my mouth is already burned I may as well continue eating Taylor has a PHD he's not a medical doctor yeah just burn your birds I already got you what can you do oh yeah Woody have you gotten into um Game of Thrones yet House of dragon yes I should be current what are you thinking about the season so far what's your overall kind of feel for for for the way things are going I don't love it but I don't hate it I guess you could say I like it I think that it's been a little predictable and a little slow moving the last episode if you're current on the one have you dragon fight okay yeah you're current um I wasn't gonna spoil that much but yeah there's a dragon fight so it is consequential and prior to this it almost seemed like everything was like I don't give a [ __ ] about this happening to that person or this dialogue or oh did you try to talk and you know didn't really come to a conclusion on your talking like what am I doing why am I watching this plot that doesn't advance until recently so spoilers because I want to talk about kind of the whole season and my feel for it okay thus far because it's bad um it's not all right bad is strong so so bad is a strong word this is clearly a show that's costing probably 10 million plus an episode to make um those wigs usually look pretty [ __ ] good you know everybody's got a wig on like everybody's got a wig on yeah um but man they've done some weird [ __ ] what at one point they just break into the red keep you know the main Castle in King's Landing Taylor where like the royal family lives suddenly all it takes to get in there and kill the prince in his infant bed is for a rat catcher to take you in a secret way they just walk in one of the water Outlets like the sewer outlets and they make the right turn or two and go up a ladder and wouldn't you know it there's a secret latch that opens up into like a different Prince's [ __ ] bedroom Lord we've been telling you to address the secret latch for a long time now chair on top that's true buter might have unfettered access to a castle I told you this show was be some bum off the street who could walk right into the prince's bedroom that's crazy to me the show is going to tease you guys even earlier in the series than Game of Thrones dude they they killed the infant prince in his bed like cut his head off um are you sure it's the prince I'm I'm not 100% sure really I my mind's open to the idea that they're lying to us that they're lying well so what happen there was a little of ambiguity I Taylor sitting next to each other in cribs or small beds whatever they're like three they both have long hair and they're both wearing white sleeping gowns and they're like which one's the boy paraphrased and the mom is like uh that one and they kill without checking and I'm like what is this [ __ ] plot hole you're here and then afterwards they're like oh they killed my boy and I'm like I'm if they said hey spoiler that was the girl that they killed I wouldn't what kind of [ __ ] are these they don't just wipe out both kids they're they they to kill they're not even that they didn't supposed to kill that kid that kid wasn't even the one they were they were there for like an adult all right so it's it's that Martin Lawrence quote from Bad Boys do you you remember Bad Boys one when Martin Lawrence's daughter's boyfriend comes over I'm here to take out shut up I'm here he goes I'm here to take out Denise and he goes how [ __ ] old are you Dude Looks old he's like 15 15 ninja you look 30 and then he says that classic line he goes yeah well I'm a bad boys too and remember that no there's a character like that in the show like I think that the the prince would the eye patch is supposed to be like 16 or some [ __ ] he looks 30 and he looks scary 30 yeah there's been a lot of weird writing like that and a lot of Pitter pattering around a lot of [ __ ] I don't care about and godamn it it's it's not been a good show I didn't the dragon fight was fine you know I thought their CGI was fine I wasn't like Blown Away by it but I wasn't let down by it you don't want to show like game of thr like Game of Thrones was not good because it had good CGI in the early Seasons it was good because the characters were compelling and it was well written it was interesting the dialogue was good like all the best scenes were like Littlefinger and [ __ ] Varys and and um whoever you know all the the articulate characters like talking [ __ ] or uh commiserating over a plot like that's what made it good and so if they're leaning too heavy on Dragon fights like that's just they not the long like six or seven episodes in and there's been one fight in the last episode um it's um are you gonna stick with it or are you like of course yeah it's it's too big of a thing not to like finish up and see what they're doing moving too slowly I know you're more tolerant of slow plots than me I've been watching it week to week as well um I guess that like big things happen every episode like like the first episode there's an assassination and the second episode there's an assassination um and then I can't remember what the what happened you know every episode but then there was the dragon fight in the most recent episode so I feel like usually there's a big enough thing that goes down but there are these slow dreary scenes with side characters I don't care about and I I'm usually really good about this I there was a point where I was almost encyclopedic about Game of Thrones and the lineages and like no no no that's a different Robert like but with this show there's so many mixed race kids that that I can't tell who's who um and and it's like oh [ __ ] that's his daughter what the [ __ ] and it's like and like they they they they skipped forward in time a little bit and so people had like another generation and it's like oh my God not his mother that's his grandmother like holy [ __ ] like the the king's grandmother is the pretty brown-haired girl you know it's it's like she the green lady pal said mixed race but like the in in Game of Thrones the even the hair color like represents the family right so this is the strong family they're all brunettes this is the targaryens they're all blonde and then you see some brunette kids come from the blondes and that's practically mixed raced in this in Universe no I'm talking about all the half black half white children they're okay I to me they all mix up and and I'm like you're supposed to be able to tell the family Lines by the hair color but everyone there's so much like inter everybody's blonde everybody's [ __ ] bleach blonde except for like three guys who are all brown haired and we all act like I love that we're still prend one kid isn't a bastard like I know we never told you but Jesus Christ it's like the jerk with Steve Martin there's this old movie where Steve Martin is an orphan raised by a country buing black family and they have to tell him when he's like Steve Martin's age he's that he's not black and like because like like they're all like jamming out play like playing music and singing he can't keep a beat like like he's like he's like white cracker honky white he's he's Jazz yes yeah he's gonna sto aging good for him yeah good for him I I hope he never does but he aged 50 years in 30 of them he just went all white really early got that out of the way some of usad our gray hair and just the way you know what happened to him it all went white at once did he get scared no I was like over time like normal like normal human beings God like Moses or anything that's that's one of my uh that does happen and and and I'd love to hear like the the scientific reason I'm sure there is one for why that happens that way and I I don't quite understand what happens does let's say you have this traumatic event is what I'm talking about or this this this wild thing that happens to you and then your hair go turns white does that mean that like your hair can't change color like the hair that's already out like does it mean that that that mean from now on it's gonna be white right that it starts growing out white from then on is like my interpretation but the Bible kind of makes it sound like Moses was like bleached mean Moses old most maybe it made it sound like those two Nigerians came out of nowhere with with some bottles of bleach and like dumped them all over Moses and it could happened you can't disprove that this Jehovah country this is Jehovah country it's like please don't bleach my hair and they bleached him they bleached him and they stole his Subway sandwich they locked that guy up he was screaming while they Dr when they drug him away it was it was very satisfying how long is he in I don't remember it was is he out now I don't know I I I I I watched the sentencing and him making like a big like screaming thing like and uh and then that's the last I heard of Juicy smolier Juicy smolier let's see are you in jail or prison I guess in 20 no the [ __ ] how is where is how is this not like the main thing in his Wikipedia page but yeah I'm disappointed with the with the show uh I kind of went into it knowing I was going to be disappointed because even if that show were like lights out you know like if it was like the second coming of Game of Thrones there's that taint that's in 50% of the episodes of this show we hearken back to the Song of Ice and Fire verbatim they say it literally remember this the prince that was promised remember the prince that was promised in The Secret Of The Song of Ice and Fire that Aon and the Conqueror had it's very very important and I'm like no it's [ __ ] not no it's [ __ ] not I know more than any of you I promise you it's not I was so obsessed with why it was I had my own theories oh and it wasn't F [ __ ] is never gonna finish those books who cares who cares if he finishes them like what I want I would want to know what happens because I I read all the other books I thought it was gonna match what happened in the show no there's no way it would because he said it would he said I think he gave the outcomes and they showed how to get there but that's just me like maybe maybe maybe I'm wrong about we don't [ __ ] know here's what I know for sure true though he saw the fan reaction he will not duplicate it like even if that was the plan he'll be like I never told them that they're communist liars and they rape children have you seen the Epstein files he'll say that and then he'll say here's my cool ending see jeries draws the print what I needed was John mean something let me let me see what I made up last week when I was having this exact same rant for for everyone in my house I needed bran to use his time space manipulation to send JN snow back in time and that whole prophecy about or or the the old legend about the guy who draw drew the sword from his wife's heart and then it had the power to to like do the magic that what that's about John in the past and we and then the and then we we he he goes back in time and does that thing and he realizes he's he sees himself do it and he has to like kill theer he has to kill the neries pull the magic sword out of her and then he kills the uh the night King but not in like the not in that episode not in the first episode of the battle like we need the night King to have pushed all the way down to the riverlands or or or to King's Landing itself to somewhere like dramatic the riverlands would be cool and like you could see the you know maybe they freeze the river you know there's that big river crossing right and the that the Walder Frey controls s we're all waiting there for the night King but he freezes the [ __ ] River and the whole river turns solid so now they can approach more broadly that and we think oh no they didn't realize he could just freeze the river but they did know you see DSX mocking a dragons coming from each side like melting them in the water and they're all dying in the it wasn't water it was oil like I needed some cool [ __ ] to happen and they couldn't [ __ ] muster it they all they character assassin do you think yeah give me some some of that some of that cool you know I wanted bran has the ability to go back and forward in time seemingly he is everything and everybody yeah why wasn't bran the crippled kid bran the Builder who built the Great Wall that would have been sick that would have been good that would have made sense that would have been fun maybe and here's the thing Woody but here you need to tie back into the future so you have bran go back to when he was brand the Builder and when he placed like the magic [ __ ] weapon or the key or the symbol in the base of the wall and sealed it in and bran goes dig and they just start digging and they pull out a [ __ ] like magic glowing Sumer Super Samurai axe or some [ __ ] that's made out of a dragon's head who will win the dragon's head and John steps John Smith John forward John Snow steps forward and like wields the dragon head sword or whatever the [ __ ] I needed some cool [ __ ] to happen and they couldn't muster it because they were so money hungry they wanted out of their locked in episodic pay HBO and to get that Star Wars te money and then Star Wars said [ __ ] you your fan base abandoned you abandoned you and they then they made third body problem which I think is mediocre and probably getting another season do you think it's possible that uh George R Martin pulled like a Stephen King and even he at this point really doesn't have a way to wrap it up yes like that's he's 75 I I think he retired and didn't tell us he could be president what are you talking about he is so he's fatter than Chris Christie what unless he's lost a lot of weight got that pumpkin body style yeah a real [ __ ] he's like he's like a November 20th pumpkin he got that he's got that bleach but he's got that bleached like never saw the sun part on the bottom before we go back to making fun of 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like welcome to the 26th season of practical jokers the Biden presidency that's right we've been we've been the three of us have the pranksters behind sub the most humiliating degrading and debasing acts you've ever seen a president it shows you like myrr behind the scenes like say you're the first black female president first black female president I want you to read out pause pause and ice cream all over your face and I want this for btim Joe your legs the the the the the in the summertime when the sun the bleach bleach my leg and the hairs they get blonde very blonde and the children in the pool and he's like do I have to please please say no dude he's gonna he's gonna wrap up his presidency he's gonna take a mask off it's gonna be Daniel de Lewis he's gonna say was the most challenging role he's ever playing they focus on the leg thing BEC but at that exact moment I mean like the next sentence he he says he's used to he's got all these black children jumping in his lap and he says I'm used to cockroaches like I'm so close to exactly what he said it was bizarre it it seemed like he was talking about [ __ ] black people being cockroaches or children and I mean he's it's a photo op like propaganda P piece anyway he's surrounded by black children I mean they're like hanging off of him what is that's horrific all right that's horrific that's my president I hate that so much God when you mix them together you notice the skin tone actually got lighter though probably yo Trump's in war mode he's got his war paint on these days he's gone for that like burnt orange he's dark when they let Shadows cast on him he's starting to look like he's starting to look like very intense it's it's like a football player or something don't understand bodybuilding this is how we we get ready before the Big Show dude he's glistening the last time I saw him he was very dark and his and he's got a new hair guy he's got a wartime hair guy you know he's got that day-to-day hair person which might be him and like like you know but then like when when it's when it's game day he's got that wartime guy who gets him looking right I heard milanas at the at the most recent thing um making a an appearance after a while so that's a good sign for the marriage if any of you were concerned I if I wasn't concerned but I also would believe a th% and it's always been my assumption that Trump was a do his own hair style billionaire like there's no there's no way that there's a hired person like every morning doing that and making it look as often silly as it looks like there's just no way he it's got to be him doing that thing where he's pushing it over and he's like FL him again Donald and then he I think he is I think it is that I I think he's got a guy but what I'm saying is he's got a wartime guy like like more recently it's like he's got a different look about him last time I saw a picture of him again very burnt orange Auburn almost and and the hair was looking on point Auburn like the university like their yeah like their colors like like like burnt orange um looking intense I saw a picture of Joe a little oranged up I saw that was the the laugh of uh the conservative meme subreddit was you know there was this meme six months ago or something was when it was first po posted and the idea was that Biden was going to start copying Trump and it was a cartoonized Biden all oranged up and then they're like from fiction to fact boys look at this and it's Biden all oranged up in that Stephanopoulos interview and it's like holy [ __ ] they put the bronzer on him I mean they they were they were his bronzer looks way better than Trump's to be fair they he's got a professional job had the raccoon eyes where you could tell it was the same person that did the makeup on Guardians of the Galaxy I heard came in there got Hollywood connection yeah George Clooney's guy came in there George Clooney turning his back on uh Biden is wild some of the stuff that uh he said in that thing where like let's see he goes on I'm a lifelong Democrat no apologies I'm the big one of the biggest fundraisers and then he names all of his accomplishments T Pats himself on the back for a while and then he goes but the one battle he cannot win is the fight against time none of us can it's devastating to say but the Joe Biden I was with three weeks ago at the fundraiser was not the Joe big [ __ ] deal Biden of 2010 he wasn't even the Joe of 2020 he was the same man we all witnessed at the debate was he tired yeah a cold maybe but our party leaders need to stop telling us that 51 PE million people didn't see what we just saw and he goes on and on about Trump and blah blah blah but like that's the meat and potatoes of it if you ask me and it's like this is his biggest fundraiser this is the guy who would love for Joe Biden to do well like if he cares about anything it's avoiding what I keep talking about which is Trump's America it's it's the Supreme Court the entire Congress and Trump being in charge right after you just told him that he's immune from anything he does and and then you prosecuted him before that it's like you're at it feels like they poke they were poking the bear when when this was down the line when like you didn't have to kiss his ass you didn't have to be dishonest I feel like they antagonized him I really hope Trump doesn't ruin America next year I don't think he will but he won't but you could see why he why a more vindictive person than we hope he is might it's easy to say like ah nothing's gonna happen it never does until it does like I remember when I was at the time you guys were both pro-choice and I was like Trump's pro life and you're both like that won't change that won't change at all they always say that and they never get it done but then it got done um the idea that if Trump wanted to stay in office his next January 6 would be successful isn't wild to me I I don't see that happening like January 7th January 7 the big sequel everyone's been anticipating yeah I I I think it'll be similar to the first time where big promises big guarantees and then not a lot I remember how much he struggled the last time like his staff turnover was like legendary it seemed like he was constantly losing his chief of staff his chief of defense like like top level secretaries next time he won't be such a rookie and he'll hire people who help him get done what he aspires to get done who won't second guess him there was like almost a I don't know a shadowy wall in there that that like the adults in the room that kept Trump from doing silly things that won't be the case next time around yeah perhaps well I mean they also like impeded stuff that was popular with his base like building a wall just as the most basic example um I would argue the Democrats did not did that not his chiefest staff they definitely contributed to it like they they were no no I was saying the Democrats contrib like they fought hard against they literally did it no on the other hand Trump [ __ ] that up because he could have had it but he's like no I don't want your infrastructure and I don't want your wall money unless you also call off the special investigator meller and they're like we're not going to do that too and he's like well then no deal nothing so he got nothing yeah he got his tax cuts pass and he did a bunch of stuff and that's see what like makes me kind of all the hysteria about like he's gonna be a [ __ ] Hitler whatever it's like I was watching I was watching the 2016 Republican primary debates okay and uh it was when they had the full stage up there you know like nine or 12 candidates or something wild like that Trump was front and center that they they sort of based on your polling that's how they arranged you and they asked about that Iranian general sulamani or something like that and again primary days like and Trump's like I take care of that problem he that that's all you want to say I because because they're like you know traditionally this person's been considered like you know off limits and yet we believe he's a sponsor of terrorism he travels around the world trains terrorists on on how to attack the United States what would you do and he's like I take care of that problem you don't want to expand on that you don't have anything else to say on that and then it like the video cuts to when he's president and he's making the press conference he's like tonight we killed the Iranian Rogue General died like a dog well he this is the guy that they hit with that predator missile that has no explosives in it it's just got blades it's just got giant swords come out of each side and so they they they shot it's so [ __ ] cool they they they'll they slice and dice the person just one guy like [ __ ] Lockheed Martin they're like what what is what's the purp it's gonna get used it's gonna get used just another couple million blades they're not dark enough there plenty sharp it's not working you why ninja stars dude [ __ ] cool man I watch blade last night you're gonna love this watch this it got all your favorite television characters painted on like you're just can you show us that missile a pet project I think it's it's like a it's a Hellfire missile or something like that that's got just search um sword missile or or bladed missile or bladed assassination missile dude if I'm going for a high stakes assassination I am not putting my eggs in the blade bomb basket I'm going Trad well okay one for one maybe or have we have we used have we cut anybody else up good yeah there was there was another like Isis guy or something that was on his balcony I think we sliced and diced him too look at this [ __ ] okay are the blades even necessary if you take the blades off that thing and we need a different picture find one that shows like an image of it not not an you know an anim I pictured an opening in midair and all the ninja stars spreading out the ground no it's like a it's more like a uh like a hunter's arrow that has blades that stick out all around a central like Point how big is this um I I don't I don't know I don't know how long the blades are or anything picturing it being like the size whole person yeah it I Pi it way longer like 30 feet long oh you have to even put a payload on a 30 r that into somebody they're dead maybe the after you find oh find the aftermath that's cuz that'll that'll show like like hopefully it won't be that might be a little gory I don't know oh yeah find you know make sure not gory use your judgment you don't don't show me like suman's brains or anything or whatever that guy's name was s mayoya yeah so [ __ ] with you yeah and this guy's standing behind it he's trying to make it look cool and bigger I bet it's not I bet it's standard seven fo are you [ __ ] talking our cool ass ninja missile that cuts people into little pieces Taylor no look at that look at that American hero over there somewhere getting ready to it is pretty cool that's hard I bet Russia doesn't have one of these oh you know they don't have one of those no China's looking at it all jealous they're gonna steal it and make a shitty one they hate it when we take like like I remember a story about um xping being mad about Kung Fu Panda like what the [ __ ] we missed this I thought that they I thought that movie was enormous in that's the point it's an American made movie about a a a Kung Fu Panda two very Chinese attributes it'd be like if you made a it'd be like there's a Chinese movie called baseball cowboy and it made and it made and it made two billion dollars and it was just a guy cowboy Oh I'm Johnny basebar would be like what the [ __ ] what did we do like you know but we make Kung Fu Panda and Jack Black funny cowboy they all fall in love with with two of their most significant cultural iconic things dude I would love if China made a movie called baseball cowboy and it and it killed here they like have a tenuous grasp of the rules of the game I'm here a r a Dinger I'm CH me and I hit dingers I'm hungry I that fat that Italian yeah Big Al I'm Big Al I hit dangers all this Biden esque there but yeah I think we need if anything more cool bladed bombs yeah sold me on this KY I like I like all that stuff that uses depleted uranium and tungsten carbide like like all that armor penetrating [ __ ] is so scary use that far far away we do we use it in Ukraine we scatter the fields with it a lot of complaints from some people quote unquote about them getting cancer quote unquote who's to say they're not also faking um these cancer concerns like like over there bunch of boogies over there that don't like the depleted uranium round bread basket of Europe here in Ukraine you are radiating soil get over it maybe I like bad guys sometimes but it I can't get over him faking cancer for two years yeah no I don't hate him for it I just think it's wild you know you know the biggest clue is that he did lose weight you got a little puffy maybe it's from the chemo you know what they say starve a cold feed cancer no I have to take my medicine with an entire cake that's every day I have to take medicine four times a day we haven't had those are Ike and mics those aren't pills and I Kool-Aid you son of a [ __ ] he's got I yeah that is wildly faked cancer for two full years didn't I mean man that's you know what I would love to have the top 10 like if he came back I would have the the top 10 things I got from Faking cancer the first thing parking whenever I want this handicap placard completely fake all right like everywhere like I wish you'd go through the top 10 benefits of Faking cancer and why it's really chill that I'd throw that video a like I help out his ratio be like in contract negotiations I just hold my chest and make a pained face and then it just goes my way everyone but given my build I have to clarify this is cancer like that's what this is happening right now my chest can my my vague chest cancer yeah it doesn't seem like he actually has it though so yeah skinny hot girlfriend of mine she thinks she has an inheritance coming her way what's I wonder what her deal is you know like like like like like look not get you know if if that's what she's into but my only concern is that one photo she looked scared and and sleep deprived which photo the photo of them together that Zach showed earlier oh I guess I wasn't looking at her yeah roll that back up Zach why not I mean let's I just felt like like she looked it is an odd relationship to view it's like what what's going on here she looked a little sleepy and and she looked uh like like a little out of sorts and you know there it's an interesting statistic that there are almost no homeless women Boogie is looking his best in this shot yeah is this AI what the [ __ ] happening here what is is his hair actively falling out of his face like look at his shirt just have a lot of SC cats a lot of cats huh there's something AI about this almost the the skin texture I don't know what but it's mostly like the Boogie hair I'm looking at okay I I don't I don't I I don't like this I don't like it either let's never don't ever Zach don't you ever know how dare you Z why would you do that he's gonna put it right back bring it up that's a thumbnail th Boogie on there well I mean it's big news and we're I said I was a cancer my horoscope you guys you guys just took that ball and ran with it and I was afraid of of backlash what if he gets $80,000 for proving his horoscope is cancer that would be funny it's like oh this [ __ ] he's a [ __ ] Pisces he lied about this too Z is z will you find out what is what his sign is because that that I'm sure it's available information on Wiki like like what his birthday it is cancer Taylor and I are TUS we are are we both Tauruses we are both Tauruses she was three years old when he started YouTube ni oh don't like that one don't don't like that well hang on how long when did he start was it wait 2006 was it 1992 when he started no 2006 oh [ __ ] because if it' been 92 this wouldn't be awful would it it wouldn't be nearly as as ghoulish it'd be about right how long have they been dating hopefully briefly plenty of time plenty of time we don't need to look into the Boogie's relationship here which is clearly about love and and uh and not a a fraudulent nonsense like his like his cancer I'm sure his girlfriend is a very sweet lady I no no no no nothing negative sh at all no shade her way maybe I I I wonder if she knew that he didn't have cancer you know I mean like like I bet he lied to her too you'd want to keep everybody in the dark I guess you're running that big of a I imagine she'd be pretty pissed anyone in a relationship would be livid if you found out after two years they're like that cancer thing could you make me a sandwich my Cancer's flaring up real bad oh he said you have to suck my cancer out through my dick she was 20 when they announced their that they were together okay so he's so basically he's just kind of a fatly oh yeah he's Leonardo DiCaprio yeah a Leonardo Douro he's literally that Meme of a handsome guy leaning into the cubicle versus the the chubsy guy leaning of the CH the cubicle and the completely different reaction you know it's yeah Leonardo DiCaprio does it everyone's like Leo keep on keeping on champ enjoy the yacht Boogie does it uh HR please I wish you hadn't faked cancer that's so lame man that is really really lame because it's hard for me to like rap my head around faking cancer I guess you know because it seems like a shitty thing to do if anything like I I my brain would like talk me to a place where I was like wait a minute if there is some sort of Charity or Goodwill out there for someone who has cancer how dare I take it when it's not mine to take like someone might need that good willll or charity to lift them up and you had cancer well yeah but I had [ __ ] cancer that we we solved with a painful surgery like some he said he had like blood cancer like like I don't know much about blood cancer but it don't sound good sounds like it's everywhere sound you're all I'm full blood Woody like that's what I'm made of for the most part it seems like every time I get poked it start that's what comes out yeah blood behind everything checks out Jesus Christ there's so much of it in me like if that were to go bad I i' that doesn't sound good yeah but thankfully for his health seems to have been a big old Fib so his blood although sweet is fine it's like a Ragu Sauce it's it's too many red blood cells and way too sweet you you'd be three bites into the pancakes covered in them before you were like this is a little a little metallic isn't it you wouldn't know right away that sausage is kind of irony is that liver oh well I man if he proves he has cancer a lot of people are gonna look horrible we're gon we'll have a 10-minute video we upload called we're sorry sorry dud be like the [ __ ] South I really would be sorry I want to give but but it seems like everybody's pretty zeroed in that this was nonsense you know does seem that way he could we G do he could just prove it and make he's a bad on YouTube right's a heal Now isn't even gonna hurt his career you can't kill the Hulk with radiation like it oh now they know Boogie not Mr Rogers that's been known for a decade no you can't can I don't think you kill Hulk with anything though yeah you can you just you just cut his head off while he's not Hulk he regrows it doesn't work he's like like there's a whole comic book story where he's like the last thing alive like the whole earth has died and he's the last thing and he's tried to kill himself before like Banner would shoot himself in the head and the Hulk would spit out the bullet like he can't he's been like fried down to nothing and he just regenerates like like he can't kill himself he can't die so if he cuts his head off are there two hulks I don't know which end it grows from but I'm sure a comic has you know let us know which end the the if the head he probably just pops the head back on or he grows the new body to the head or maybe a new head to the body I don't know which but one of those happens well then learn something new every day about the superhero world world yeah I know you're very invested in it you hate it you hate it the way like a a 65y old Christian mother hates like Dungeons and Dragons you're like so opposed to it you're like ah superheroes Z I know all about them I know all about the superheroes it's a bunch of gay nonsense don't need it yeah it's more just that if it wasn't around every corner for the past decade and a half no two decades at this point it wouldn't be that and also you know I I'm I don't it's just not for me it's just not it's not the genre I'm interested in I I think that Woody and I are just as like done with it as you are it's just that we appreciate the Little Gems that they make maybe once once a year like the guardians of the galaxies or um I really thought this the Su the second Suicide Squad movie the one that had John Cena in it um and Edis elbow was tremendous like that was a really good movie and um I like the TV show yeah um his TV show um what's it called Peacemaker Peacemaker very good season 2's coming finally it's been like three or four years or something but uh finally they're making season two that shit's funny like that's genuinely good comedy and it it doesn't it's I mean there's superhero [ __ ] going on but he's like the Donald Trump of superheroes like like there's a scene where he like gets out of prison and goes back to his trailer and he's just penniless and friendless and he's laying in bed sobbing like like suddenly the mask of douchebaggery drops and he just sobs into his hands like a child and then his like stupid sidekick catches him are you crying he's like no I'm doing Special face exercises so my [ __ ] face is nice and jacked like this not some [ __ ] fin boy look like you've got maybe you did by and like later on the psychic's like hey would would you teach me those super cool facial exercises you were doing earlier and he's like yeah man yeah you're want to openly weep 3x five five days a week when we first get introduced to The Peacemaker character I didn't know him through the movies and such uh he's a little bit hurt so they give him an x-ray and he's looking at the X-ray and he's like ah can you take a new x-ray it looks like I just focus focus on my major muscle groups and I really work the supporting muscle groups too you turn up the contrast or something like yeah he's uh that's a good show I look to more of that and I think the boys has has gotten worse every season and it's to the point now where I would if this is how the first season was I you know I'd be like it's another one of those show I think that um Jensen Eckles is that his name his character Soldier Boy made that season pretty good too it was on his back uh it it was on his back and I agree with you he he's really good I I enjoyed him I enjoyed his character he he was a new [ __ ] thing and I I kind of like the fish out of water man out of time um aspect of it of him being weirded out by race relations and gays and and everything super power was like Des supering the other people he'd unsp guys and it's like oh shucks he might make some real noise around here if he can take away people's superpowers I'm sure they bring him back either at the end of this or you know maybe next season they bring the other Supernatural guy and they're going to be on together I thought so because they already had and you know um Negan he was also in Supernatural he's their father in the show so he's so all three of them would be uh have sort of been in the show um yeah I don't know that one's letting me down lately I I don't think much of the boys I'm going to keep watching it but and I'm not yet hate watching it the way I was hate watching from toward the end where I was genuinely watching it going [ __ ] you [ __ ] you that's stupid oh a new plot twist oh now there's a oh great [ __ ] I can still watch the boys and be and just kind of snort every now and then when I don't know they do something that's just not my cup of tea I guess like like I don't know I can take it I think this whole the when they killed off Martin Freeman's character or whatever his name is um Stewie's dad oh yeah like a plot line that why do we even have this whole thread why was any of this like it just happened it doesn't really Advance the story at all it's just another trauma for Stewie I suppose and what the introduction of is just yeah is it Huey I'm saying Stewie yeah stupid [ __ ] name yeah oh you might have you know his father was supposed to be cast in that role if you look at the cartoon it looks exactly like the character that plays his father and it was like this it just took so long to make the boys out of the role what's that guy's name I I it's um Simon Peg I'm glad you knew I yeah from yeah Simon Peg um SE of the Dead we waited on you to to go go back to superhero talk we yeah yeah we we knew you wouldn't miss it we were talking hockey while you were gone oh thank you a go tell me about all about uh the WASP oh I hate the WASP so the WASP it's it's a hot character but she's like the Ant-Man um uh like like yeah Antman on the WASP yeah it's a terrible movie I watched it on a on an airplane one time what was the biggest twist wherever you were like what was the time watching the Marvel Cinematic Universe the most where you're like oh my God are these superheroes gonna pull it out over the bad guy I mean they lost in in the second to last movie they lost the first Avengers movie they lost the last movie like half the characters died or got like ruined like Iron Man dies burnt alive Steve good Captain America like 100 years old yeah um who else oh oh um Scarlet wit plays who plays Black Widow Black Widow thank you that's what I'm going for Black Widow dies uh Scarlet Witch's brother died um yeah a lot of people [ __ ] died people as important as Scarlet Witch's brother Christopher I think you're right but you are funny ofer he would have been very helpful in the fight against Thanos okay so you know Taylor so is what you know okay you know you'd have been gone in the snap you wouldn't even You' just woke up and been all lazy like what's the problem fell apart I don't watch superhero movies I don't care about that stuff who died but we did briefly mention it was Scarlet Witch's brother wit's brother a whole bunch of the vision died Vision yes Vision was the main character he was important now who now what's what's Vision up to what's his power he's not up to anything dead he had a uh one of the Infinity Stones in his forehead and he was very powerful oh I've seen the GIF of him where Thanos is like you are my [ __ ] steals it I like that right like Thanos is on toed other than you know yeah i' just gone over this up and down side to side Thanos could have just doubled the amount of planets and he was unnecessarily cruel true could have done anything we're not doing this again we we p a plug on this now no this is this is my version of the eagles flying I'm just saying you're bigoted against the superhero genre it's not I am a superhero racist and and that means you miss out on a few hidden gyms um that that that the rest of us get to enjoy and and it and it's upsetting because you get left behind in our pop culture conversations the same way you haven't seen Terminator [ __ ] two to it oh God I watched the director's commentary the other day without the video on like I can't I love it so much I love it so much priority list finishes something [ __ ] dentist haircut Terminator 2 Terminator 2 is you saw Terminator one no I watched the first like 10 minutes of it and then I got tired that night and I went to bed and I didn't pick it back up this was almost two years ago you're not even a good person clearly not wild man that's wild we had that idea for a movie podcast where every week you watch a movie and every week I don't get around to it yeah I come in I come in really up I'm like Taylor Taylor tayl did you see long legs it was crazy I I'm sure you saw it we that was the movie we picked this week what did you think of Nicholas Cage's performance she like ah man you know some stuff came up um what was it about not even he should fake it he fake yes I'd have to lie about it until you catch me and I'm like dude I don't know I don't even think spiders are that big a deal and you're like longlegs isn't about spiders Taylor and I'm like Ah that's up to interpretation really oh you're saying sub text the subt yeah that is there the web okay and the way people are interconnected Taylor you really saw a lot in this film that that just got past huge amount that scene where Nicholas Cage looked confused and he went oh what what what we G doing here remember did you remember that part and then I I I do recall that part yes that was key it was integral yeah yeah I kind of like this idea where I watch the movie intently and come in passionately and and you pretend like you have actually it would almost be funnier if like the audience didn't know which of us had seen the movie it's always all right this week's vote is who saw the movie I win every week I just be so angry this is this sounds like a lot of work for me and none for you yeah I just sit on the call for an hour and I'm like that sounds [ __ ] gay you gotta see Terminator too it's it's very good very good it's it's Arnold's best movie maybe it it might be Arnold's best movie what was the one where he ran cying trying to find that's also excellent kindergarten yeah Kindergarten Cop is great I remember I Saw's what it's not his best movie he he like roughs up an old man in a parking lot and and and then he jacks around and teaches kids coloring and [ __ ] for for two hours what's the one where he's running around trying to be like where can I find Mega Man action figure for my son oh yeah that's um jingle all the way I liked that as a kid that's garbage okay well I was like nine that's what's the one where he like they sort of break the fourth wall about him being an action Last Action Hero yeah that one was pretty fun it was the downfall of his career really yes he had a downfall he's still big he would be if he was I don't think this is the sort of thing that you follow like like he had a that was the downfall of his career it was all downhill from there it never uh that his Peak was just before that that was his his first bomb of a bomb and uh and everything was like a step down after that after that you get movies you get more you get movies like a racer um movies like um the six the day um the these lower budget crappier not poorly written nothing but callbacks to this the good part of his career um you know lots of Albi backs and like you know lots of call backs to like characters that have nothing to do with what he's doing in those movies and it's been downhill ever since you know every now and then obviously he has a big he comes back to does another Terminator or whatever but he's made some little movies like Maggie um and he's done some like smaller pictures but his career never recovered from Last Action Hero is that why he had to be a governor I was trying to prove Kyle Wrong by looking up the Last Action Hero because it I think I have a fond memory for cuz I was just like the perfect de Mo for that you know it's like probably a 13-year-old boy or something when it dropped and I'm like accolades this film was nominated for six golden raspberry Awards worst picture worst actor worst director worst screenplay worst new star and worst original song all right W it's swept the RAS it didn't even win any raspberries which somehow feels worse they didn't even win just nominated True Lies I gotta take my L True Lies was a few years before that I think like if I'm just guessing but like maybe around 92 I think Last Action Hero was like 94 maybe um 95 some somewhere in there um but last um True Lies is very good that's that's his in his like top top tier James Cameron made the movie you've got Jam Lee Curtis just being a badass being funny being sexy and Tom Arnold being actually good ComEd immediate relief and a fun story where at the end Arnold commanders a Harrier jet flies it to the city and then beats up a terrorist on the wing and the terrorist ends up falling and getting like his belt loop stuck around one of the missiles so so Arnold says you're fired he launches him just into a skyscraper in the city to an innocent building of people it looked it looked like maybe it was under under construction or something like that but no no no no here's what he did I remember it perfectly now God this is great he launches it it goes through the skyscraper that's under construction and it hits all the other terrorists who are in a helicopter on the other side they see their boss flying at them tied to a missile and they're all like and then they all explode together remember now strong belt that's a good [ __ ] movie True Lies there's a jam Lee Curtis is trying to help him because she's only now found out her is like James Bond essentially with a who can bench 350 and she's drops the machine gun she's coming to help him fight all these guys and she drops the machine gun and it's just falling down the stairs going off on its own but it's killing all the bad guys so it's a fun little movie it's good yeah the list rubs me raw it kills me that Taylor won't watch these good movies but he like Mandy m tremendous yeah by the way this long legs movie is a horror film that's in theaters right now and I I haven't watched the trailer I I feel like it's going to spoil too much but I think it's a monster movie and they have Nicholas Cage somehow playing the monster in like a costume and a lot of makeup or something and supposedly it's very scary I'm I'm really looking forward to watching it when it's uh available once again my dumbass Googled Mandy in an effort to prove Kyle wrong Rotten Tomatoes is like 93% Metacritic is like 80 something perc the world agrees with you guys yeah I liked Mandy it was good I think you got to be in the right it's it's like your uh your drugs you know you gota oh okay yeah what I was thinking with True Lies too I was like I wonder if this movie is as good as Kyle remembers it or if Kyle was just the perfect demo when he saw it oh it could be a little bit of both I Al I also have just a ton ton of nostalgia and like guilty pleasure kind of thing for Arnold where I know he's not a good actor he's sort of doing his shtick though and I I appreciate it and I appreciate like his physicality in those roles and I like the little gag there's there's one at the very beginning of um Commando he's out cutting a tree down for no good reason I think he's going to chop it into firewood but he cuts down a a mammoth tree with a chainsaw and then he carries it on his shoulder back to his house and it looks like it weighs obviously it's a fake tree but it would weigh a thousand pounds and he's got it nonchalantly on one shoulder this tree is so big it's like the kind of tree that you can barely hug around and he's like got it on his shoulder walking around with it and like it's it's one of those movies where there's a part where uh the guy's like what you could smell them I did like he smelled the bad guys coming and du so the machine gun fire didn't hit him um that's a ridiculous move that's that's like the best schlocky action thing he's ever done because the premise is they kidnap his daughter and they want him to go assassinate uh the president of Venezuela or something and he's like [ __ ] you and he just starts killing all of them and they're on an island full of terrorists so he just invades an first he goes to like a gun and ammo store and robs them blind and then he it's that gift you've seen of Arnold putting the knife in the in the in the sheet clipping the grenades on putting the [ __ ] black face paint on that's Commando he's about to go kill like 200 people is it completely impossible that he carried this log or maybe that the completely impossible it's fake log I need to see how big the log is I'm watching it now still a closeup of his face okay has big arms oh yeah no way okay yeah I know for a fact wood is so [ __ ] heavy yeah especially like freshly saw down full of water not dried out um but uh no I I I love Arnold I like those movies he to me the other action stars of the 80s pale in comparison you've got Stallone there but I feel like the movies that Stallone made that were in the same style as Arnold's weren't nearly as good like there was Rambo and then I didn't everything else was like second fiddle I I did like counting Rocky Rocky's like a sports movie I almost he's not like a tough guy like I I think of the machine gun he needs a machine gun or you're not in the genre if you ask okay you know like like he needs a you need a machine gun or you're not in the genre um I don't you're forgetting a lot of scenes from Rocky that he's really tough if you've seen um have you seen this movie Taylor it's Rambo 2008 it's the Rambo no I haven't that [ __ ] you believe dude dude ask me again ask me again Rambo 20 Rambo 2008 is so [ __ ] good I watched it I watched it this week um this is this is obviously was made in the year 2008 U it's not part of the title it's just how I'm distinguishing it because the name of the movie is Rambo and it's old Rambo living like on the border of Myanmar and he's like a cobra Wrangler he's just stayed over in Vietnam since the last movie and he's gotten old and he drives like a Riverboat and these people hire missionaries hire him to take them into Myanmar where there's a war and the bad guy is a warlord with like an army and he's a pedophile he's like having sex he's like a boy [ __ ] um warlord pedophile like Asian man and uh Rambo and this team of um like Commandos that the church hires to go get their people back out after they get kidnapped by the warlord eventually go in and like fight this Cambodian Army of rapists it's very lot of rape like whole Army of Cambodia they have like women and children in cages yeah yeah yeah damn yeah and there's a part where Rambo cuts a man's head off with his machete and then assumes that guy's position on a on a mounted 50 caliber machine gun and that's behind the enemy L gping yesterday you were 5 foot2 Cambodian and today you 6 fo five AUST he does it quickly he like chops the head and then he jumps on the gun and like click click and he and he pans it down and shoots the driver and the driver turns to jelly and then he starts raking it across all the the whole Army and every time he hits one of them it's really exaggerated so they just get blown in half or their heads just completely explode it's a good time it's a fun movie it sounds fun you can go watch some Age of Empires tutorials or something like that from like 2012 though i' probably be more educational and [ __ ] no you wouldn't want to watch 2012 you'd want to watch old meta huh you don't you don't watch the classics anymore just for the the no those the Love of the Game you'll never know what hit him Taylor you could break out the old school rules be like some Boomer in a movie no doing that would be like be like yeah I'm going to watch uh Steve Willoughby swing his Bat in 19 7 and I'm going to mimic that in the major leagues like you you would you get smoked well you had great mechanics you're what was that movie where the only warship working needed to be Man by this geriatic Pacific or something so that's a movie called Battleship Battleship yeah cail you can pull a battleship on them and they won't be expecting your 1947 Age of Empire tactics I'll try it try it I'll get rolled probably I think action action adventure might be my over all least favorite genre of movie like I don't have any time for it anymore like like I know what's going to happen so I I just yeah it's a little too straightforward like I like psychological thrillers any like horror is good but like a good thriller and it seems like that's the rarest kind of movie to be done really well like silence the Lambs something like that that's just [ __ ] excellent there AR I really appreciate good Sci-Fi like if they can build a world um that that's different so and they're do even if they're doing like this small little Mission and it's contained in this room or on this ship that's going to a place I really dig that um but yes psychological stuff and horror anytime there's an actually good horror movie it's like today's a good day yeah sure or or um the The Conjuring I I think is tremendous it's my it's probably my favorite horror movie I mean I really like the Exorcist but that's a 50 something year old movie or some my son just watched all the saws now now every not every night six nights a week he watches a movie geez and he comes down He says Dad I watched a movie and I say verbatim you watched a movie how cool what movie did you watch he gives me the title and then I say ah what year did that come out he tells me what year I might ask a question about the genre or something and then I guess how long it is the thing is he's like what movie did you watch Saul what watch Saul two what you watch Saul three now I'm catching on to the pattern so I like look in advance how long sa four is like is that 1 hour 33 minutes that's right who knew not in the dark here 89 [Laughter] minutes I really like good at this I thought that Barbarian movie was tremendous I like something that's got a a Twist yeah that was good um the problem with shamalan movies is you know it's a shamalan movie it's it's like like he shouldn't use his name in the motion for films like like if you're going to be this guy who like I'm thinking of something like the village where you went in like what's the Twist and instead of sitting back and that's a hated Village is a terrible movie everybody seems to hate it but if you look at the cast it's so good day common con got like this is the next night shamalan in that he made one great movie and then petered off one signs and dead I see dead people help me the real title sixense oh yeah sixense okay those are both good uh six cense was much better than signs I think I I I would rather I like both I would rather watch signs than six cents if I was going to watch one though um because I I did that last week and I watched signs maybe two weeks ago now um I I liked the I like I watched all of his movies I've watched Lady in the Water I watched uh the village I watched watched all old I saw old and I saw [ __ ] The Happening The Happening was when I got let down that was the that was the one because I was really cool trailers I remember I don't really remember the order but if I had seen Lady in the Water I like Paul Gadis and and it was a kind of a little fairy tale in a apartment building and it was like this is neat this is a fun little little fun movie and then the um what was the other one he did but when The Happening came out with Mark wall ber and and that it was just garbage it's it it's a genuinely trash movie there's no redeeming qualities from that movie it's almost never scary until the very end when and it's not scary at the end because of the happening which is spoiler for the worst shamalan movie ever the trees are releasing pollen or pheromones that send humans that trigger something in human brains that send us into this suicidal rage pattern and everybody just starts killing themselves out of nowhere and the most absurd non-effective sometimes comical or jux depositional ways you know like people laying down in front of lawnmowers and the Zookeeper just happened to have a lion handy so he's just feeding the zoo the lion his arm and that's what the promotional material was it was these people were going about their day maybe at a an outdoor cafe or something just Brian got into third grade honors and then suddenly a body falls and they're like oh my God someone jumped and then another one and then another another another another another another and because like tons of people are suiciding off the building and it's like whoa what the [ __ ] and then they show like some quick clips of the lawnmower mowing the guy or the lion eating the person you're like what the [ __ ] is this movie it's trees it's trees making people silly but don't worry it'll stop at the end when Mark Wahlberg's done yeah Mar Marky Mark's a terrible actor he's a terrible actor him in his recent Netflix show I forget what it was called he played like an assassin whose family didn't know he was an assassin no oh watch with Jackie it was fun but not good what isn't he in the other guys with that was that was a super funny movie I like that he's in Ted too like like he can do that he that's his best character because I think that character is closer to like who he is just sort of a douche baggy um funny kind ofish guy like I think he's good in Ted I liked him in Ted a lot and I liked him and the other guys I really like the other guys I think it's funny yeah the other guys is super funny wait that is that is the one where it starts where uh The Rock and Samuel Jackson are like aim for the bushes aim for the bushes they just hit the we don't know what they were thinking it was a 65 story building yeah that was a super good movie I I remember getting some out loud laughs at that yeah where where will frell's like shitty to his unbelievably hot wife like you come out here like a plain chane and when I've got company over and she's just a bombshell so funny Kenny Powers did that too Kyle you saw that movie or TV show yeah I saw all it he's sping down wanted her to like I don't know like we're going out I want you to dress nice and she's in this like glittery thing and she looks like a million bucks and he's like you know for you're look okay but you dress like a [ __ ] but she was dressed like a [ __ ] you're misremembering she's dressed like white trash [ __ ] I saw it today and that's my style saw it today it is I I mean well Amazon looks like a disco ball that I want to [ __ ] yes yes um I need to watch the rest of that show I I watched like the whole first season and I thought it was very funny and then I must have like not had HBO after the first season for a while because I never this that's probably 10 years ago now it Peters off a little bit um but but I I think that his pathetic sidekick whatever that guy's name is yes the guy with the the the goofball who kind of talks funny he comes into his own in season two he it's either two or three Kenny flees to Mexico and starts pitching in a Mexican League and actually does okay and um he the but the other guy marries this morbidly obese Mexican woman and uh and their relationship is [ __ ] hilarious oh he also gets cornrow which is pretty funny too I think they both get cornrows and and they're fighting [ __ ] they're fighting [ __ ] that's like their side gig and they get robbed by [ __ ] gangsters Mexican [ __ ] gangsters yeah it's it's it's an interesting it's a fun watch the rest of that series before Terminator or Terminator 2 I hate I I man I'm I was gonna send you the Blu-ray to I've got it I was I watch that movie that you sent me uh leaving Las not leaving Las Vegas uh LA Confidential from oh LA Confidential that's what it is yeah yep and I liked that a lot I still have it it's one of the the only Blu-rays I own it's it's tremendous your player I used my Xbox like the Xbox one the black one that's like vertical series I don't think they come with a dis player anymore oh well I think I I don't know what else I would have played it on you might not have the most recent one or I'm wrong which could be I've got a PlayStation 5 and and uh series X so I one of them definitely plays Blu-rays yeah my Xbox I don't operate the discs I've got someone for that you don't know how to operate the disc train your dog yeah Toby oh Z say you can get them with and without the disc so maybe I don't have the disc that's why I think that okay yeah I I I think those consoles have always been pretty good Blu-ray players back to when PlayStation destroyed when they stuck a damn Blu-ray player and that PlayStation 3 that was such a good good idea M having PlayStation 2 be a DVD player was an awesome idea Xbox 360 was too though wasn't that the same gen no or was it it was 360 and PS3 the same I thought originally Xbox 360 couldn't be wild didn't they play that other one like the HD DVD or something they would have played both right I remember HD and like not knowing which was going to win and not so not buying neither of them torrenting W again if you want if you want the highest quality visuals you'll still have a Blu-ray I've got you you'll like that Kevin cner movie while we're talking about movies you don't think you I thought you might like because you so if you want a good movie reviewer I think he's kind of on the same wavelength and and he's kind of and he's fun too it's critical Drinker he's also a bit political he he goes on Pierce Morgan and stuff and talks about the woke Disney stuff um I think he described it as that it bounced around to quite a few characters and it made it sound like it was a bit disjointed and you weren't getting enough of what you wanted and far too much of characters and situations you didn't care about and I don't know I'll watch it I'll give it a try I guess but his he if you go back to his Wyatt her movie I don't know if you ever saw that it came out the same year as tombstone he made I saw it it's been a while it's it's it's a little dry you know because Kevin CER is a little dry he doesn't have a sense of humor Kevin coster's never cracked joke not a not a real one like he might have been if anything his sort of like lack of a sense of humor is the joke you know like like his the the fact that he often plays someone who's socially [ __ ] for lack of a better term like someone who's been out too long you know if you think about water world or if you think about uh Postman or even if you think about um um open range this guy who's been out there too long he's not used to being in a in town and he's going to be sort of awkward and weird about it patience for people in is it Yellowstone the TV show yeah I I quit watching that like a couple years ago I'm sure there's still some good Yellowstone to watch but I didn't make it to the end I didn't make it anywhere near the end I'm probably missing I didn't know it was ended I'm I'm missing quite a bit uh I liked it for a while and I lost interest it's been a couple of years and there's supposed to be one more season that wraps up the story but they just can't seem to get that done yeah I heard I I know Kevin CER is done done according to him so it's currently gone so you're right but yeah yeah yeah um but yeah the longlegs movie is the only thing on the horizon as far as movies that I'm like hyped for I'm tempted to go to the movies and and and watch it it looks it looks really interesting they have they have a fun marketing campaign and you never know how much of it's fabricated or nonsense or whatever but but they they it starts and it's like the first time that the actress who plays Michelle or whatever doesn't matter saw Nick Cage in his daddy longlegs like outfit or whatever her heart rate hit 170 beats per minute and it's like that's kind of cool if that's true at all you know I like that that kind of tells me that it's shocking and [ __ ] scary um and all again I've tried to avoid any sort of spoilers at all but it looks like maybe he's a giant spider monster or some [ __ ] so you don't know anything about this show Daddy Long no no I I have no idea it's a movie that that's like out now I believe um um I'm looking but but it's what I want to see the most I like Nicholas Cage when he's used correctly I'm you know I always say he's a good actor but he's got to be applied correctly he's not the guy you'd want to like play the president in your movie and and like a historical drama or something but if you need a loon or a wacky goofy monster or someone who's supposed to be like out there he's perfect he's readymade he doesn't even have to act are you sure it's called daddy long legs maybe long legs maybe just long legs it is Long Legs [Music] okay H you might like it this is non-spoiler I can read it uh everything about long legs is designed to Rattle you unsettle you and make you think about it for hours and days later I'll stop there but okay yeah Taylor is there any game that I can waft in front of your nose to to lure you away from the Age of Empires RTS click click to my eyes burn kind of game perhaps an older game tetr older even older game no I'm getting into the ball in a cup game from GNA show up with Mexico Barrel rig in a stick down the street Kick the rock in front of us Kick the Can some of those some of those old games yeah no I'm still having too much fun with it God damn it like it's it's just like rtss are so deep always more to learn it's not that I would Warhammer there's new Warhammer stuff there's elos rankings in this game are you average yet I'm I'm above average I'm like like I don't know what the percentage is like probably top 20 challenge down right here to any players in the audience who think they have what it takes to take the Taylor challenge no a couple of them cancer Memorial challenge what are the odds that one in four players will find someone I'm I'm hosting a benefit for boogie 2988 and I'm gonna play people in AOE yeah no I I'm definitely significantly better than average now but like long way to go if I want to actually feel like really good because there's just so like there's 50s in the game when you get really good what do you think he'll be able to you think he'll be able to go pro in the league I know those guys God they get banked uh no I don't think I'll be able to go pro I I think uh a lot of Pros are getting older now so no a lot of the it's funny a lot of the pros are younger than the game I hate that you play that game it's so fun dude you'd enjoy it if you gave it a fair shake like because you like in-depth games when I when I think about the most fun had gaming it's it's times when like I'd have a full party playing like cod or it's when I'd have a full party playing pubg like something like that pubg was tremendous I'm not playing this alone most of the time like the vast majority of the time me and a bunch of my buddies are playing online together you're all making barracks and and farming Bush we're all making Barracks we're all farming we're making but you're not watching each other doing it you're hyperfocused on yours for or hyper FOC but it'll have to be something like like if you and I are 2v2 in online Kyle then we got play by The Meta if I'm playing a Cavalry Civ you have to play an Archer Civ so that we can Co cooperate in the correct way to put pressure on one of our opponents force a response from them and their Ally and hopefully what happens if you play Cavalry s save and I'm like elves or something this elves work together I don't I don't know how the elves would would fa they'd probably actually it seems like they'd be an Archer Civ so okay yeah yeah every Civ has like different Tech trees different access are there any dragons no it's all history based so it's like very dry so like the Mongols are one the Britains the Franks the Ethiopians the Persians the magars racist racist they they make the most money from dlc's and so they're like so deep into cves in Europe that they can go to the most recent DLC had the Armenians and the Georgians in it which is such a deep dive of of like civs to have in there when you compare it to like Civ five because it's like they just have the big ones then they'll like Splinter civs into multiple like the Indians used to be one now they split that up into hindustani and Gara they're they're it's it's so fun dude you really enjoy I'm not GNA try and pressure you into it because I know you won't play but it's unbelievably fun uh it's fun to cooperate like if if like like when me and you go in and we successfully harass and cause damage early game slow them down because my Cavalry is working with your archers or vice versa and we're like microing the units correctly in concert like that's really satisfying and it's also unbelievably frustrating when that's happening to you and you're like Kyle I'm getting attacked by two people and you're like I'll I'll get units over at some point and it's like I just don't want to do RTS I could do Warhammer because it's that quick reset but but I feel like the long form games of of uh of Empires it's just a little bit too long most of my 1 V ones online are about 20 to 30 minutes real time yeah see that's too long see like a Warhammer game is five to 10 yeah there's just not really Warhammer did you know there's a new civilization dropping in the trailer yeah we'll yeah but see what I like about s I'll have to see what the artwork looks like I I want I'm waiting until somebody does a a big like gameplay video I'll watch somebody twitch stream it or something like that but yeah I I didn't like the artwork for six I played I played a little bit I don't maybe 20 or 30 hours or something but also didn't like the multiplayer and that's what made me sort of addicted to Civ was going back and playing multiplayer uh free-for-alls I can only beat the AI so many times in so many different ways until I'm done you know I want to get all the different kinds of Victories and maybe do that with multiple cves because it's it's really fun if you can like get the Japanese but you have all whales and pearls on your Island it's like this is so cool I'm gonna I'm gonna explode but then I can only do that so many times so if they don't have a good multiplayer Community mod Community that's why Warhammer struggles like Warhammer there there's nobody playing online in Warhammer like does don't want to you've got to go into the Discord into like filthy um not filthies but um um Turin if you gotta go to like turin's Discord and there's like a whole Community um it's actually on TV right now downstairs earlier when I walked the my YouTube I just rolled over to his live stream um he was talking about the new DLC and I think they added all those custom maps that players had made into the multiplayer rotation so now those are available to everybody it's such a cool looking game but there's just like as far as like wanting to play matchmaking just hopping on and playing there's no player base like Age of Empires 2 has a player aoe2 is in like the top 50 60 like Steam games yeah everybody's machine will play it yeah yeah it's F Romanian art you like the rock paper scissors you like the rock paper scissors oldest game because it's a like someone's playing it on their [ __ ] pregnancy test yeah it's it's so fun it's I I really enjoy it I have a good time with it it's it's that perfect like so frustrating when you lose so satisfying when you win like and when you when you like it's the same way you play war G the GTA is the game you gonna play GTA with me H oh is that multiplayer dude you don't even you don't are are you out of your mind of Duty does that have a multiplayer so so I thought I was going to be the ignorant one about GTA multiplayer here because I only play GTA 5 the campaign like and then like like [ __ ] around and like tried to be a criminal and stuff we could GTA roleplay like like people go on there and do all kinds of crazy [ __ ] it's you're you're character can I say it they do like cops and robbers chases and stuff like there's all sorts of like bank robber stuff there's lots of fun roleplay and like ways to multiplay in that game and and and I'm speaking ignorantly just having watched like a few videos here and there of of people [ __ ] around in there but you got lots of people in the same server in the GTA world like doing [ __ ] but but not so many that it's like a bustling Street full of people there's still tons of AI I knew you could do that in five I thought you were like referencing just now like oh do you want to play GTA 6 together well well you know how GTA 5 is that like like they just keep pumping money and and development into it like it's a whole different game than it was when it came out again I don't play the game but G I didn't like the protagonist uh but but for GTA 6 um I'm I'm AOK okay with with both protagonists of course because I'm a straight man I'm going to play the lady the Mexican chick and you're gonna play the Shan Strickland looking guy I'm sure it's probably like GTA 5 where based on the missions you you bounce around to different characters God damn it yeah I'll be okay with that I guess I just didn't want to play that one fellow from uh GTA for some reason I don't know black guy was he I liked it he was he was actually my second favorite of the characters I liked uh the crazy meth the most yeah that that guy's probably voiced by um I think I know who that actor is I can't think of it but anyway GTA 6 is a quarter billion dollar game probably $300 million dollars of development it's got a huge community so you know whatever game modes or like ways to co-op and role play are going to be fully populated and they're gonna there's going to be a plugged in community of intense fans and they just it always improves and gets better like I think I'm gonna be playing a lot of that looks fun I might even get a oh I've got a wheel try it out use the wheel on GTA good I wonder if it'll be like so the last GTA was a huge investment would it take a quarter billion dollars to make that game and somehow it was a great investment usually you put that much into a game you're going to lose money but not them are they trying to strike lightning twice here I mean not four five six times in a row something like that they did Red Dead Redemption I was G to say the other Grand Theft Autos were successful but they weren't that big of a role of the dice Rockstar is the Premier single player um like role playing game uh developer like they are it in my opinion like Bethesda does what if Bethesda even do when's the last time they what what year is it yeah Jo Joe Biden was alive when Skyrim was F to play what that's his favorite video game too like like they made that thing so [ __ ] long ago yeah 2011 or something meanwhile rockstars made like three amazing games in the same amount of time while they've been seemingly just adapting their [ __ ] to uh to different forms of media and different devices for some reason like I and then that Fallout 76 game was trash and it still is if you ask me it's got some playability but it's it's it pales in comparison to the real titles in that series like like three four and New Vegas yeah red red Red Dead Redemption 2 I played a lot of that by a lot I mean like I didn't finish the game but I played a lot of the game and it didn't it was never as fun as GTA 5 like as far as running around causing Mischief that's the most fun part of it I've never played it I've only watched it and uh it seemed to me that the people who really love it enjoy the role play the cowboy role play and uh and all of the wacky things you could do I've seen them like pistol Whipple woman tie her up drag her behind a horse and then feed her to an alligator and it's like yeah you can like uh beat up the suffer Jets yeah you can do kind of anything uh that's neat to me but um the last GTA I played was Vice City and I absolutely loved it there's no telling how many hours of Vice City I played from just playing through the story over and over to sitting in there until I had memorized all the cheat codes and just fighting the police for as long as I could try to get five stars you're like still in a phase of not gaming right now because you can't find something fun you enjoy right like you're yeah yeah I haven't had any I haven't I don't have anything on the horizon either GTA Dude tarov Looks fun um but but I won't uh support their their nonsense I'm done with t you drop your morals yeah calm down they were just doing they were just boogieing around a little bit dude I'm still processing that he faked cancer to raise money and sell a crypto coin that is right that I I Googled like the worst cancer fakers ever it's like this woman faked cancer to get breast implants this woman fak cancer to uh fund her lavish wedding this person faked cancer for this or that and I'm like Boogie is right there with canc F like he doesn't give up anything to them got when Charlie's mother faked cancer yeah that was a good need money money me money please and then like Charlie is like mouthing it as the speech writer he's like money me like need money broken [ __ ] English class that to me is what's on the horizon as far as gaming though I I don't really have I tarob does look fun though they've um they've made a lot of you Age of Empires 2 is kind of like the Terminator too of gaming it's old but there's a reason people still Rave about and talk about it is because they don't make movies like they used to they don't make RTS games like they used to oh have you ever seen viarum yes yes I actually have seen that one the the the cover is like a a veiny arm or something right that's the no that's the one where they're stuck in the green house in the pocket Dimension and they can't get away from it okay I have seen that one where they they're trying to dig their way out and they get assigned a child so Woody this is a fun movie I won't spoil a whole ton of it I actually I will um so it's on Netflix and young couple it's it's Eisenberg Jesse eisenberg's the guy and uh something the and the two of them are house hunting I suppose and they go into this very peculiar uh real estate agents office he takes them to this new development and all the houses are identical and they go in and they're like this is kind of whack or whatever and they go go outside and he's gone the real estate agent's gone he's kind of just disappeared while they hop in their car and no matter what way they turn they can't get out of the subdivision and they keep driving past number nine the same house over and over and over until they run out of gas they've switched places he's already been like let let me drive and still they can't get out of here and long story short the next day a baby is there in a box and it says raise this baby and then you can go free and so then become begins this Montage of this baby grows like a dog like it's growing fast it's it's clearly some not and it talks its lips move and then almost like a speaker from within it plays a voice that's disconnected and it screams like a banshee when it wants food until it's like the milk is in the cereal and the spoon is stuck in and then immediately it mouth shuts and it eats it's disturbing to live with he's like sounds like a normal baby really it is I I kind of liked it um it's a dark depressing sad movie the the the girl is outside looking at the clouds and she's like clouds here are all cloud shaped all of them cloud-shaped clouds it's [ __ ] that happens here scking yeah no yeah but some of them look like dogs some of them look like some look like a house some of them look like a face they're all like cartoon clouds yeah they're like little balls little Poof Balls just copy pasted in the sky like none of it's real they're in this like weird pocket diens where these aliens use humans like cuckoo birds you know howay egg and and then the the the cuckoo hatches out pushes The Sparrows or whatever they are out of the nest the robins whatever and then the mother doesn't know any better she has to feed it like they're human cuckoo it was s it was not a satisfying ending why it was did they go free they they died and the the baby had grown to be the exact same man who had dropped them off like a another like a clone of him essentially and he ziplock bagged them and threw them in the hole the husband had been digging to try to escape the whole time and that was that yep not a very not a not a tale of Jubilation at the end it was that that's there weren't enough answers at the end I needed a drink after that movie that was so you need to drown it with a little dois but it's kind of cool because the movie seems to have impacted you therefore that movie was well done the it's one of those movies where the premise is so fascinating that it pulls you through the entire thing even if as it's going you're like well even if I was in this situation this isn't the behavior I do or I kill that kid right would you kill that kid yes yeah it clearly it was it was so like it did that thing where the kid was around for like like the kid had been there for three weeks and he was already seven years old and then the wife is like something's not right and it's like no [ __ ] like it's been evident since step one of this that something's not right the husband's like that's not a boy she's like that boy she's like it's not a boy that's not a child I don't know what that is and he tries to kill it he tries to go lock it in the car and leave it out there to die and she goes and gets it out of the car and brings it in because it's screaming dude I would have pickaxed that thing that thing was clearly like a demon yeah there's one part that's actually like scary in the whole thing where the boy can the whole time he's mocking them to their face but he can perfectly duplicate their voice from within like a mimic he's like a it's like he's a voice recorder almost and she's she's trying to he's been leaving the house and he says he's going to talk to someone but he can't say to who like he goes somewhere they can't walk down the street without coming out the other side in a circle but this guy's been leaving during the day and like and he's got like a school book written in Alien [ __ ] languages and [ __ ] but he won't tell him where he's going or who he's talking to and so she's like can you mimic daddy and he goes I'm so tired of this nothing tastes good anymore oh that's so good can you mimic mommy yeah of course I can oh that's great could you mimic anyone else the doggy he goes ruff Ru ruff ruff and it's like okay what about anybody else maybe the person you met with today and he just goes and like and his throat starts swelling in this unnatural frog like way from both sides and she just starts sobbing in Terror backing away from him and it's like [ __ ] right well this is dark that a bad answer like not what any of us wanted to hear not what I wanted to hear at all yeah it's a that was a dark depressing sad but also an interesting premise like I love the cuckoo U at the very beginning you see the Cuckoo thing happen you know so it's you see like a a cuckoo pushing the babies out okay okay so it's kind of in your head that that's what's going on here um that was a dark [ __ ] movie I I I guess you're right Woody if it if it affected me it's it's it's done its job I watched some movies and I'm just like me all right good guy won huh guess he guess he shot them all right onethird of the way through this I could have written the other twoth thirds there's so many movies where you've got like the estranged husband right the wife she's got a new guy that she's been like living with and he's worried about his son maybe becoming this guy's son a little bit too much and then the boyfriend dies he gets killed in the plague the tragedy it happened in 2012 um you know that that movie where the whole world's falling apart and then the wife forgets that [ __ ] immediately and arm wrapped around old husband and we're all smiling and it's like man this is so fake there's nothing real about this we'd all be destroyed we'd all be destroyed sure yeah yeah Al in that at least I feel like with Rick especially he's just like there's nothing left to feel like like he's just always sort of in a in the state of being traumatized or dealing with the previous trauma at after maybe season five or six uh he's just always [ __ ] up and usually physically beaten he's often all swollen up and cut and bruised dude I so I I know I watch more Walking Dead I think than most people and uh I think the move is to kill yourself in that Universe even the people that do Thrive and sort of get on top of it yeah you will never have joy again there is no goodness there just suck moments between terribleness but there's it's never there's no joy you just got to go so far north that they can't walk around and you're just you could find Joy but you're just going to be cold I I in this universe I don't think there's a cold problem but they're they can't swim so there might be some a Madagascar solution some some kind of right or heck I I've watch enough sailing videos why not just go from like Island to Island enjoying your sailing life yeah like like you know it's a TV show so they just if they ever were to allow human Ingenuity to fix the zombie problem they just they couldn't continue the show but human Ingenuity would fix the zombie problem right away it's it's silly premise to begin with we could dig holes and put spikes in them and throw speakers in there and like no more zombies after a while they'd all just be spiked and if they if the hole filled up we'd burn them all up there' be a risk because everyone that dies becomes a zombie in The Walking Dead so there's a a resupply it seems there's always someone going to die but they'd probably manage that there'd be a protocol that people agree to we all need we all need we just need Apple watches we need to get notified when when uh Biden Bites the Dust so that we can go in get rid of you'd have like an elderly section of the village actually that wouldn't last long at all one elderly person dies and it's just a clean slate every now you got 19 elderly zombies to deal with I'm not sure an elderly zombie is less dangerous than a normal one no they creep up on you there super fight you with the zombie mouth like is their strength related to their normal strength I don't know I'd be more scared of like an Arnold Schwarzenegger zombie than a you know [ __ ] Chris Christie zombie muscular I I wouldn't want to tussle with either one all they got to do is helmet is a zombie he knows how to zombie with a helmet is a problem yeah that's a that'd be a real problem zombie with a helmet like a military helmet especially like if he could take some pistol bullets plants for zombies that's one of the most feared enemies the zombies the helmeted zombie with the bucket I'm just not afraid of the Zombies anymore like like even as a kid I was like that would be fun like that's not a that's not like a nightmare scenario the road fun is vampire I need to endear myself to a vampire and get him to turn me if you're right team you're GNA you're going to Charisma of vampire Woody in this in this come on he's going to eat you if you're lucky dude they're like a thousand years old just be racist like he's gonna be like this guy get it haven't you SE seen Interview with a Vampire they're all black now no vampire tanian um well it's it's Interview with the Vampire the novel it's Interview with the Vampire the novel so you know they just made everyone black instead oh well I don't it's weird because one of the characters was a plantation owner with slaves what is this the adaptation yeah I don't like that I think it's on Amazon maybe I don't know where it is um it's been out for a few years that's like it used to be Brad Pit and Tom Cruz as the two main characters and now it's like two black dudes you have to have a pretty diverse group if you're trying to be like careful with your vampire Clan because people are going to notice it's like it's like have you guys noticed every time a [ __ ] Ginger comes into town people start dying like they'd put that together same with like they're all black or they're all [ __ ] Japanese you would want a diverse cast so you can kind of lessen the accusations look at Taylor with the Dei vampire strategy that's think that guy only was picked because it's white because it's a black woman every once in a while you have to be like we got to turn this black woman because we need to introduce a black woman to this town and they haven't had a blackw woman vampire yet so she's going to go under the radar she's gonna get like three bites in and then dip if she's half black and Asian do we get double credit like with the vice president uh sure yeah nice yeah you quadruple credit you never see the Asians claiming her it's weird who Harris Kamala is Indian right is she yeah Asian I don't think of India as Asian they're kind of their own thing well that's because you're ignorant she's Indian and black right is Indian and Jamaican right that's right yeah yeah yeah it's funny I I do the American thing where like if you have black that's that's the one you are oh yeah like the like like Tiger Woods have you seen Tiger Woods is gambling a lot the Asian side is finally taken over tror Noah is another one he's I don't even know what his mix is but he's just black right I think is he's black and white right Barack Obama he's another one Barack Obama he's black and white yeah they get the whole thing I don't I don't like it you know that I like that Chappelle episode where they had like a like a draft and they were trading players and stuff yeah who would you trade for on the white team I mean we're on the white team and so we we would be trading for yeah can we get Lenny Kravitz I want Lenny Kravitz yeah and krabit his daughter she played Batwoman in that uh that that uh that newer Batman that I like really hot just just really hot just if we got them we're gonna have to I mean you know Lenny all right Lenny krait's daughter might be a 10 on second thought just just especially if she's wearing the Catwoman suit from the movie yeah but if we're like this is you know how trades work if we get Lenny Kravitz we're also gonna have to take like like a like a salaried retired player from the black team who know like cone 2012 are you taking Lenny Kravitz if they can offload con and his salary on the team On's not half black or or half white all white he's not but you'd have to oh thank you Zack just just 10 for 10 Zack you just just just show me the ugly picture of GRA looks weird now show me her Catwoman goddamn it oh why are you doing this to me so [ __ ] funny shut up a [ __ ] he always does that what a flattering show me what you put into Google show me what you put I bet Chloe clav ugly as [ __ ] he always finds like them with a burn victim problem or like here she was playing a [ __ ] mutant in a movie she looks good there Zoe CL krabit thank you I Chloe well I don't know why that's your first pick for trying to to to bolster our team trading for Lenny Kravitz Kiana Reeves because he's half white so we have some claim to him there you go thank you oh so you would only want to do it I was saying like it would be like a sports team so like have a shitty like like a con guy I don't think he's he's Samoan no I think he's Samoan in black um or maybe his dad was Samoan in black and his mom was show me the show me the rock oh was it nice damn look at you little his dad was wrestled as well and he he looked black to me all right so you'd want the rock on our team who do we want to offload we can't take the rock because he's half Samoan and half black only the Samoans or the blacks can can trade for him because those are the that possess him okay so you're your your racial League at the end of the day we have to stick you have to have some kind of that race in you to even be on the team yeah of course like like it wouldn't make it sense for Tiger Woods to trade to like the Mexicans they have no claim on him all right well then who do we want who do we want that we don't already got I don't know I don't know a lot of bir racial actors who I think of off the you know tip of my tongue here there's some black NHL players we can get them because they're also they're also half white yeah more hockey players on the team why not yeah there there's not a [ __ ] salary cap in our in our racial League there nothing wrong with that yeah I don't know about this one no I don't either I'd want to offload like a Jared Fogle actually isn't he is is Fogle is that a Jewish name do we have the Jews are they on our team is Jared Fogle a Jew Zack can you can you can you back check that for me can you fact check that for me what do you think what do you think Woody he's got that curly hair he's got a bit of a bulbous nose I think you would say of schnaz he loves sandwiches Lov sandwiches just Prov delicate tessin hello yeah Jews big sandwich people love sandwiches it's what it's it's like that's like their version of dry cleaners yeah he seems like a white guy of me fog fog wasn't there uh he was raised Jewish Home okay so he's Jew okay he's extra Jew he went to Israel or something and had a bom Mitzvah um so yeah called that one called that one and all it took was his name being Fogle to figure it out you know I want Megan marle I like her Megan marle who's who's that she's the really hot chick she was in suits and she married like a prince or a king or something [ __ ] I don't oh oh oh okay okay she's a kind of trashy what is she bring she looks like a dirty Kardashian now I'm catching Strays but oh can we oh the Kardashians are ours to tr can you find a picture of Megan marle that looks her totally hot we can we can trade the Kardashian yeah Kyle she's not trashy I mean you know not according to the royal family in the royal family they have high standards they're the royal family you know they care about that stuff I don't see what she brings to the table for our team but you know if we can offload oh we're trading her we're trading her no you want to hang on to Megan marle way you're not you're not a prince I don't know what you're you're hoping for I all right I'm just gonna Google the worst mixed race people it's got to be the Kardashians I I don't think they're mixed race I think they're just like Armenian or something they're half Armenian half Jewish okay well then I guess they get to pick if they want to be on team Jew or team Armenia or I guess Armenia oh wait wa wait wait wait wait no I so the dad was Armenian Kardashian What's um what's the mom what's Chris Jenner what is she she's so mutated looking these days that she could be a mole person for all I know Chris Jenner race ethnicity oh come on you gotta they don't know come on where's Wikipedia early life uh yeah no dice nothing nothing specific there let me know so it'd probably just be uh White then I haven't I I don't think I've ever actually watched the Kardashians do have you ever had a girlfriend that watched trashy TV like that that drag you through it no no I I've never seen a second of the Kardashians i' i' see prob like less than three minutes of it like it I I don't know the show really I saw one clip where uh someone called the Kardashians and and like said she was getting divorced and every one of the girls was like yeah that happens it's no big deal it was kind of funny it does yeah that's a ridiculous Little Empire they've built over there but I just yeah they got like billions of makeup dollars now one of them is like a makeup Guru to me it is more earned than it a typical star I I think a reality star who has to be on and find ways to keep themselves entertaining and reinvent that [ __ ] for I don't know 10 15 years that's a harder job than doing a movie twice a year like this is these guys work 24 by seven I would arue they by being [ __ ] and and the other person is an artist doing their art with other artists that's the kind art I like dignity no no I I i' absolutely want to see a [ __ ] maintain interest for 15 20 years that's talent re it's not Talent their surgeons are The Talented ones I I I I I can't get into it that Hobbit there's something about the Kardashians have kept people's attention and I'm impressed by that I think they appeal to a like and I know they started this horse but they didn't stay that way I don't know I thought they did I thought that was part of their thing I think well I mean like drama and sleeping around a lot and yeah yeah but you don't get to see him bang oh so they're just like their behavior is that they they pose nude they all pose nude and nud Chris jer's been pimping them pimped every one of her daughters out for the last look what happened to poor [ __ ] Bruce look what she did to Bruce pimped him out too yeah who's Chris janner the mother the matriarch of the family oh okay yeah I really don't watch the show much I just just know that they've stayed in the public eye for that long and I feel like that takes a talent I I feel like doing what um I don't know freaking any normal actor does and just get a role every year or two work for six weeks and promote a movie is an easier job than what Kardashians do I I don't know I'm sure a lot of it seems I mean I I don't follow it at all but it seems Kanye Kardashians do is Kanye was normal before blending their name priv label yeah Kanye was just a funloving guy had lots of Jewish friends then the Kardashians got to him and then he's [ __ ] showing some interesting graphs he got off forchan on his phone to the news which is so [ __ ] funny to download a graph like a like who's who's in charge of media organizations and be like I'm not going to say who it is they're Jewish I I I was really surprised that that he had I was really surprised he didn't come back out with the the Jewish stuff like alongside this conflict it seems like if he were rapping about this conflict then he could like get some get some people into his anti-semitic game you know he could he could he could he could make it more palatable uh if if he was rapping about you know bombing Palestinians he should do a concert in Palestine imagine that that's the old old Kanye that's the Kanye I want to see back I want to see Kanye and his naked wife on stage in Palestine like rapping about I don't know if they'd be cool with the way his wife dresses Taylor bigger career risk taking on the Jewish people like Kanye did or faking cancer number one by an enormous magnitude I like it's not even close I KN You' say that yeah is not gonna lose his bank for this he's not gonna get debanked Deutch Bank isn't going to ring him up and be like I've been seeing some stuff I mean they might I I really hope that he didn't like I I I know Keem suggested it but I I I I hope he didn't like literally pump the cancer to to to make money on the charity I hope it wasn't or not the charity the yeah the crypto I hope it wasn't what I like said earlier where he was like hey yeah just think of this crypto is like my cancer fund you know I he said he rug pulled it to pay for his medical bills okay I guess they're not as combined as I I don't I don't well that was a lie though they didn't have medical bill for a second I was like oh well that makes sense maybe it's wait a minute there were no magum he doesn't have cancer I mean I'm sure there's medical bills he had a a high iron count he needed to give blood that's not oh my [ __ ] god so did I you go give blood it's free they take it get the grand back because you need free they want it but they don't want dreaming at coffeezilla like I'm not used to this level of scrutiny I need to watch the coffeezilla video then oh it's only like eight minutes or so it's good yeah he the videos I've seen for him are all very good the boogies Boogie said that money was already spent and then it turns out that like the time line didn't work up when he says that money was already spent he meant it was already allocated I have intentions of doing this thing in the future that's why there's no receipts well it's great it's a it's a sad day when keemstar [ __ ] votes you off your Island you know you know you must have really stepped in [ __ ] he's a forgiving guy uh you know uh you think he'll be back oh what do you think he'll come back and do like more more Francis the h Francis bits job of the Hut I I really think you should listen to the show and get the green screen set up a little saline solution PR Misa no have cancer Mis lie you should just that's [ __ ] gold to come out with another coin give your cancer pity money to her he should he should come out and be like this is my uh fatty to coin I have AIDS he needs double down make up another disease let me show you a few of the luxuries I was able to afford with your cancer dollars first actually you know what new Tesla did that about this know it worked for Kevin spy what if he comes out as gay right oh that's the ticket yeah I now choose to live my life as a gay man I choose to live my life as a gay man he made it sound like a roll he was taking on a me actor I'm above reproach in this regard been groping every boy that comes around yes because I'm the president I never I still say let you do it mostly innocent Spacey's mostly in innocent like like the one kid that had the most serious claims like those have been clearly he was lying because he couldn't describe the room that it supposedly happened in like not even not he didn't know the Lampshades like he didn't know what the apartment was shaped like or what kind it was he described a scenario where there was a private bedroom and it was a studio apartment where it was an open floor plan where the party guests that were supposedly there would have been right there like looking at the bed bed and the bedrooms there's no way Spacey like pinned him down on that bed without everybody at the part party seeing it and then the other guy that that went after him like he was like texting back with his girlfriend like this is so crazy I'm flirting with Kevin bake and he grabbed my dick oh he's ridiculous Kevin spy Kevin spy is that what I said BAC he said Kevin Bacon oh no don't me put that on Kevin Bacon yeah I good yeah he wouldn't want that big fan of the show Kevin Bacon Gard of the Galaxy Christmas edition we where would the world be without that shout out Kevin Kevin B Kev B I liked Foot Loose I lik fo said I was a kid I tried to watch it as an adult this is so bad another one for my list I I'm not a big Kevin Bacon fan I like trimmers though spy's innocence was proven when all the victims died yeah would an innocent accuser have died like that unlikely I mean that helped uh his cause that two of his accusers passed away and two perhaps three who's keeping count Kevin's not he's got other things to do he's looking for boys else to do yeah I just feel bad because that you know the House of Cards thing and he is a tremendous [ __ ] act Kyle really does operate on the like the more talented you are the worse crime you're allowed to commit we're deprived of him R Kelly oh Beed on a girl bring him up but Michael Jackson banging children I don't know I like that ABC song yeah it's a good song yeah think yeah I think that guy's innocent because Billy Jean was dope another I think I don't want to deprive the world of Thriller because maybe M was a little handsy with with some Lads at maybe maybe you like to get him drunk and sleep with them he dude if Hitler would have been like a five times better painter Kyle would have been like you know what I've been doing some math some of this stuff doesn't check out and look at these paintings could an evil man do this we looked at those paintings they're really good everybody by the time after last time we looked at the hit Hitler paintings everyone came away thinking I don't know why they kicked him out of art school was pretty [ __ ] good yeah actually I don't if he if he had that going into art school why didn't they see any potential in him um maybe he had a point a lot of trouble may maybe he had a point maybe they were being um um what's it what do you call it when when Jews um don't you know exclude white people Taylor racist term for that is it not just racist a okay I call that maybe they being RAC exclusionary to his to his Aryan blood bloodline and then maybe that was true maybe it was true maybe or maybe he could have buckled down and painted a little better you know could tried harder tried harder had a little gumption actually he did seem to have an enormous amount of gumption did he have Parkin too is that is that what they think he had I always heard those Tremors were amphetamine based yeah I think I thought it was because he I've heard both goofed up on the AET he was like taking 1930s at all yeah that's don't your hands have trimmers with Parkinson's though yes yeah it's a big part of it doesn't have that yeah that was the one thing he doesn't seem to fit yeah well in any case uh my prediction is the there's like a 50-50 shot that the you know Trump becomes an emperor next year um and the god Emperor Trump jokes come true because uh you know it seems the way be the way things are heading if he wants to take the crown if this news cycle about Biden dropping out exhaust itself in the next few days I guess it'll be Biden and we'll see where it goes yeah I think it I think it will be Biden I hope it is well fingers crossed I I think Trump's going to win though right now it looks like Trump's going to win you know you'd be silly to think otherwise y call it a RP yes sir yep all right check out our sponsors cool stuff links and things PKA 708