Don't these kids know about safety? OHHHHHH DON'T THESE KIDS KNOW ABOUT-AHH I CAN'T-AHHHHH Into the pit. Why is this-Why is this game narrow? What is this? I can't read this!
I don't mean the-OHHHH I broke it. I just got started. I just got started and I broke it.
I don't even know how. How-how-How-what you're seeing is what I'm seeing. I's-it's no different.
Oh, yeah, that's a good resolution. Oh boy. Oh boy. Whoa now, there we go. Ha!
Confirm. Ah, there we go. Okay.
Hello everybody. My name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's Into the Pit. This is an official game for realsies.
I don't know what- I don't know what it's about, but there's a lot of achievements that I saw. Jump into the pit. Maximize the noise meter.
Trip five times. Trip twenty pines. I wanna go in the ball pit! For an optimal experience, adjust the slider until you can barely see the center image.
Well, that's usually never fun for you guys, but I could make it a little darker. I suppose. Confirm. Difficulty.
Frightening. Creepy. Frightening. I would love a frightening experience. Are you sure you want to proceed with these difficulty settings?
You didn't give me much choice. And I'm a- Pro gamer. Yep. You heard me. You can run through doors automatically while holding shift.
Can't something interesting happen around here for once? Something interesting? Oswald, it's time to go! Man.
God, if my name was Oswald... Nothing wrong with Oswald to all you Oswald out there, but you kn-You know. You know, I love you. I love you, Oswald.
I love all the Oswald of the world. But you know what's up. You know what the deal is. Good art. Great art, actually.
Is there anywhere else I can go? The pizza was good the first couple times, but I really want to do something new. Aw, come on, Oz! Jeff's can't be the worst place to hang out.
Every day has been the same all summer long. I go in, get pizza, stare at the grease-stained yellow walls for hours, then wait for you to pick me up. Where's the fun in that?
I'm almost glad school's starting tomorrow, just so I only have to see that place on the weekends now. I'm sorry, son. I know no kid's only option for fun should be hanging around a run-down pizza joint, but Jeff's is all we got.
I's all we can afford. Well, I mean, you don't HAVE to go. Isn't home fun, too? You know money's been tight since the milk closed. Once I'm full-time at the corner store, IF the corner store even survives that long, everything in this town is dead or dying, and there's no telling what's closing next.
Why can't we go to the next town over where everyone else is moving? All my friends are there now. I can't be that hard for Grandma to travel a few miles. I mean, we're driving through a frickin'enormous city with skyscrapers in the back. I don't think this place is too small.
And or dying. Well, unless her frail bones strengthen overnight, moving is a no-go. Can't we just pack Grandma up in some bubble wrap? Ha!
If only it were that easy. Even with the mighty strength of bubble wrap, she's still too fragile. And that's not gonna change. HOOOOOO-Speaking of things not changing, I bet that possum's still in the corner at the spotlight. Oh yeah?
Let's make a deal! If that critter's still there, I'll give you an extra buck for another slice of Jeff's. Okay...
Oh, there it is. Still there. Still dead.
Ah, gross. I thought that was the pizza place. Things will get better, Oz. Well, they can't get any worse.
That's the spirit. Man, different era just to leave your kid at a pizza place like that. What kind of dad am I if I can't make him happy, let alone afford to feed him more than pizza? You're probably doing your best.
I mean, it might be a terrible thing that gets your son horribly murdered by animatronics. His frontal lobe removed forcibly with giant mechanical teeth. You know, crushed. Crushed to death.
I'm sorry things turned out this way, Oswald. Well, late again, Dad. I mean, awfully nice of the owners, I guess, to let this kid stay here. Remember when this was THE place to be? Totally!
Totally! My parents took me here all the time! I still remember playing in the ball pit and getting ringworm!
Uh, that's one cool mother. Ew, probably why it's still roped off. That and, well, you know.
Huh. A secret ball pit, huh? Ringworm, you say? Wow.
I gotta get out of here! I gotta get out of here before the ringworm gets me! Ma'am? Oh! Ain't that nice.
Uh huh. I overheard people and Jeff talking about an old ball pit in the restaurant somewhere that has ringworm. Could be neat to check it out. You're right.
Hey, or not. I gotta get out of here! This door is LOCKED! Hi.
Let's not talk about that disgusting, ringworm filled ball pit anymore. This door is LOCKED! Oh, this door is not LOCKED!
Hey! I does exist! Sure does! I looks... kinda gross.
But I wonder what Dad would do if I hid and went......missing for a while. Maybe teach him a lesson not to leave me at such a creepy place all day. Hide in the pit? Oh, you betcha! Love the lighting!
Oh! Oh! Who needs a ball pit?
You got all the fun you need right here! Wow! Wow!
What strange mural on the wall? I looks like something I painted over here. I wonder what it is.
Couldn't tell you. I's a mystery for everybody. Ha! That didn't scare me. Look, unless it's ringworm crawling all over the f-the-the screen, I'm not gonna be scared about it.
Well, that's an interesting silhouette over there. Welp. I isn't called Out of the Pit.
The game is called Into the Pit. So into the pit I go. Here's hoping I don't get pink eye.
Hey, buddy. You don't gotta worry about that one. Alright, into it! Wee! Nice.
What the? Hmm, interesting. Hello.
Dad says we're gonna go to the movies later. Wicked! What are you seeing?
I don't know, something about people busting ghosts. Can't remember the title. Oh, I saw that one last week. Don't get slimed! These characters look like the ones I draw.
Sure. This place is the best! I wanna stay here forever!
I bet you will! I bet you will! I bet that will happen! Oh, whoa! Holy hell!
A brown bear, blue rabbit, and some kind of bird girl. Creepy. But everyone seems to like them. Wow. I don't know if I like Bonnie's pelvic thrusts.
Okay, I'm guessing it's some kind of a boogie that's like side to side. And it's not straightforward pelvic thrusts. I think it's more of like a gyrating motion. Probably. Hi.
I heard there's a new game in the arcade. We should check it out, I bet it's rad! I bet I can land the highest score before anybody else can! I already did!
Alright, cool. 25 cents for candy? I could eat candy for the rest of my life.
Mom wouldn't like that though. This door is LOCKED! I need more tokens. I think I lost mine in the ball pit.
Yeah, I bet. Hi. Yo, dude, rad clothes.
Haven't seen a getup like that before. Uh, thank you. I like your Future of the Flashback shirt.
That's my favorite old movie. Old? What are you talking about?
That movie came out like three weeks ago. Chill out, he's just messing around. I'm Mike and that's Chip.
You got a name, kid? I'm Oswald. Oswald. Like the wizard!
The wizard? Of Oz, of course. Oh. Yeah, I saw that one once.
My parents call me Oz. Guess that's where they got it from. How come we never seen you around, Oz? I'm uh... That's a good question.
Heh, you're a funny guy. I's okay to be the new kid in town, Oz. The new mill is bringing in a lot of newbies like you into town.
New? Brand new steel mill. My dad works there. Mike's dad does too. Heck, I bet that's where your dad got a job.
Huh? But... Chip, dude, you're stressing the newbie out. Let him have some fun while he settles in. You wanna play pizza roller with us, Oz?
That sounds fun, but I don't think I'm supposed to be here. Well, where else would you be? you be? I'm sorry did no one else No one else see the-Oh, just me?
Alright, okay. I's settled then, follow us to the arcade. Yeah, well, I certainly didn't see anything.
I don't know what's going on, but I couldn't hurt to hang around for a while. Beats hiding in the gross ball pit. And who knows when Dad will show up anyway. This door is LOCKED!
Pizza, pizza. I'm sure. Well, this is thrilling.
Oh man, this is some good z-za. Sure is, probably. Is that kid eating macaroni and ketchup pizza? Yuck.
I'm all for the evolution of pizza flavors, but that's an abomination. Clearly you've never had pineapple pizza. Pineapple? On pizza?
Oh, the humanity! Uh, yeah, yeah, whatever. I mean, I don't like it either, but... These opinions are getting to me, I...
I don't even wanna hear another person talk. Do you think Foxy will be back soon? I miss him.
Who knows? If I was out sailing the seven seas, I'd never come back. back but what about being covered in all the sea salt doesn't the thought just make you itchy nothing wrong with being an assaulty sea fox builds character what is anybody talking about I'm here to go play an arcade game and that's about it and keep on for Foxy's pirate palooza can I have it Oh. I did not expect that to open. Hold on.
Let's scoop in the trash first. Piece of flavored soda? I don't even want a beginning to imagine how that tastes.
There's a present there. I should look around a bit. I am. Reserve our party room for your next private event. Free official Freddy Fazbear cake with every reservation.
Freddy? Who's Freddy? Oh no!
You know, context clues can work pretty well for you if you just... Kinda gather the-the environment of the room, maybe take a look around and see if there's any... I don't know, giant bears. Reserve our party room for your next private event, free official Freddy Fazbear cake with every reservation.
I'm sure. Okay. There's a vent here, I bet I have to go in that at some point.
Hi. Have you seen Zendrelix? What about Zendrelix vs. Mecha Zendrelix? Have I?
I love Zendrelix! I knew it! A kid with taste!
Finally, someone who appreciates the classics. Have you ever played Pizza Roller R- Not pizza roller, but I've seen something like it. There's the latest and greatest models from fazbear's so I'm not surprised pretty exclusive stuff We got here was fazbear's A kid who doesn't know about fazbear's you're a racket dude here grab a ball and we'll show you how to play You'll go up against me first. I'll go easy on ya.
Heh, mayb-uh... Okay, so the goal is to-oh god no. Oh god no. Oh god no, I know what the game's gonna be!
I KNOW WHAT THIS GAME'S GONNA BE! I's gonna be playing arcade games. Good!
Check this out. Oh yeah, I'm checking it out alright. OOOOOOHHHH! Oh man, I should've paid attention to how much power he had.
Give it a try, Oz. Oh, you know it. Aw, man, I'm having golfing over it vibes all over it. Oh! Ha!
Whoa! Hey, all right, maybe this ain't so bad. Fool. Fool. Mike's the best pizza roller player in town.
He's almost too good if you ask me. Well, he got the 50 instead of the 100, so. I's not like I try to be. I've just been stuck here all summer while my parents work.
But I'll get rusty once we all go back to school. I bet. Ooh! A!
HO! Here I go. Oh damn.
School? Do you go to Westbrook too? Well duh, Westbrook's the only school around here. Hup! BAYUM!
Aw, that was... Wait, WHOA! Nevermind! Alright, let's go! Heh, that's not an old phrase.
Here, then we're gonna have a new teacher this year. I think her name is Miss Meachum? Last ball, Oz. Make it a good roll. Womp!
Womp! OH! AHHHH- Wow, somebody beat me. That was some fine rollin'Oz. Thanks.
Thank you. I-That means the world to me, thank you. How about we play some tag instead?
Oh yeah. That'll give us a chance to show Oz around the place. I say sure. Man, if only it was this easy making friends. Is it this easy making friends?
I mean, back... I don't know, when you're in school I guess it's easier, but man. Can't imagine making friends.
Oh well. At least I have video games. Rad.
I'll be it first. Get ready to run. Haha!
No running! Running's not allowed! I's against the rules!
DIDN'T YOU READ THE RULES?! Didn't you read the rules? Why didn't you read the rules?!
Just look around a bit. Why didn't you read the rules?! What is this, tag or hide and go seek?
I don't know which one. We were just in here, weren't we? Where are ya?
Where are ya? Oh, hey! No fair odds, no hiding! Got you!
Oh. Oh, I was it! Interesting. I think he might be right, everyone's getting their game on before school.
Hmm, how about hide and seek then? Now that's a game I'm good at. Well, you're on! Ha!
Alright! Watch out! I'm-I'm going for it. Here we go.
I'm gonna hide so good. Don't worry, I'm gonna hide so good. I'm gonna hide so good. I'm gonna hide so good.
I'm gonna hide so good. I won't budge. Well, shoot.
Oh, it's open. Oh! I'm gonna-Oh, an empty suit. I bet they'd never check in here. You're goddamn right you are!
Wow, good thing it's 1985, and not one of those dangerous years. June 1985. This is really just like that movie, Fuh! I hear footsteps, better hide!
Zooming! You'll never find me. Haha, get tripped! Meter shows how much noise you're making, stay quiet. Oh!
Is he dead? Oh, hope Mike didn't hear that. Gotta hide fast.
Huh, nice try, but I can hear you, Chip! Whatever. Did you find Oz yet?
Not yet. He's quiet, unlike you. Well, I-Maybe I'll find him first!
Fool. They'll never find me. They'll never find-Oh!
What do you mean? I was so desperately trying to hold that I did not want to hold. What on earth was that thing? Glad they didn't see me. Probably not supposed to be back here.
Probably. Alright, probably fine. Just someone lost a game and being a big bubble blown baby about it. Nothing I need to worry about. Probably.
Hurry grab the kids! Yeah okay. Hello? Hello?
Anyone there? Chip! Mike! Crap.
Yelling is useless. Too many people screaming. Where are they? Maybe they know what's going on. Maybe!
What's over this way? This is where it came from. Something's blocking it.
Oh. I didn't notice a noise meter there before, so I'm just assuming that... I'm fine.
What am I being-what am I being scared for? Nothing to be afraid of. La la la. La la la la. Well, I'm sure they weren't running for any particular reason.
Hmm. Well, they can't be running from someone. They're probably stupid and running towards something terrible.
Heh. The fools. And don't they know the rules? There's no way kids actually follow any of the rules here.
Yeah, well you're not supposed to run. What is that gulping sound? Oh.
Hi. Hello. What happened? They seem fine. Perfectly normal.
I should look for Chip and Mike. You know what? I should.
I should. I should. I's locked!
Oh. Ooh. Hi!
I follow you? Okay. Alright.
Good. Is it asking me to follow it? Maybe it has Mike and Chip. I bet that's right!
That's absolutely correct! Here I come! The hell? The hell?
Oh no, the presents! Oh no! Well, I'm assuming it went through that door over there, but I actually don't know where it went, given the context of the environment isn't exactly clear. Space-oh!
What did I do? AHHHHHHHHH! No running! No running! I must walk.
I can't run. I couldn't possibly run, it's against the rules. I couldn't run.
No. I can't run. Oh god, if only it wasn't that rule!
Don't these kids know about safety? Oh, don't these kids know about-AH! I can't-AHHHHHHHHH!
Ah. I's cause I ran. Those safety rules are there for a reason!
Alright, I'll follow the creature. Definitely wasn't this way for sure. I need to follow that thing, of course I do.
That's fine. Not worried about that at all actually. Peekaboo! Haha! You thought I was gonna let that get me.
Oh man, I can't run. Eee. A yi.
Huuuuh. Hide. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Is it gone? Probably.
Probably fine. I gotta get out of here. Hope Chip and Mike are okay.
Well, given that there were a bunch of dead bodies in this other room over here, I'm guessing that they're not. I'm guessing that they're A, they're B not okay. Can I... Beep-a-da-boop-boop. Bleep-boop-blorp. Alright.
Fine then. This door is locked! So where... could they have gone? You guys still okay?
Well you guys are still fine. Hm. Kinda quiet, actually.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Oh, oh, oh, oh, that's why. I didn't know why. Oh, hi. There he is! Hey, son.
Oswald, what were you thinking hiding in that nasty old thing? Didn't you hear me calling you? Oh my god!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Papa? How in the hell did I get you out of there? Buh-heh! Buh-heh!
Uuuh-heh! Ah, tch-tch! Good old dad! Same old dad, yeah! Punch him in the gut and boing-oing-oing!
Same dad! Yeah! Well, I didn't see that, did you?
Course not. Course you didn't. Course you didn't. Have a good night guys. Hahaha.
Wait, Jeff, I think something's wrong with my dad! He looks fine to me. The dust probably got to your head, kid.
Go home and relax. Why's that guy's skin undulating so hard? His whole-his whole body's kinda undulating. Anyway, whatever.
Okay, alright, thanks dad! Thank you, dad. You know, he's walking like, you know, Purple Guy did a while back, you know.
Yeah. Sigh. What did you do to my dad? Where are you taking me? How do you even know how to drive?
Hmm, interesting. I didn't see anything. My house.
How do you know where I live? Well, at least you're not trying to devour me. Oh, hi kitty. Oh, bye kitty.
I'll just be going to my room for the night now, okay? Okay, thanks dad! What happened?
What should I do? I mean, maybe it's an improvement. Maybe this bunny... can... Get a real job.
Provide for you. Leave you someplace that has better pizza. Oh, I'll call mom.
Maybe she'll know what to do. Mom! Mom!
Dad died! And he had his skin ripped off and then an animatronic shoved itself inside of his limp noodle-like exterior. And it's walking around in his body like a flesh puppet.
AHHHHHH HAHA Mom, you know what to do about that, right? You know-you know all about that, right? Mom?
Mom? Call Mom. Moooom! Moooom! That got me this lava lamp from a yard sale.
Pretty retro, but I thought it was cool. Hope New Dad gets me something even better. Hope New Dad......likes lava.
I got more things-more important things to do than homework. Mooooom! Mooooom! Oh, a fan. We'll need this fan now that summer's over.
Nice. Oh, whoop. Oh, well. I just like sliding under there. I's fun.
Does the phone actually work? Nah. Woop! Ahhhh, ambience. Peace and quiet, finally.
Where's my phone? Mom? If that thing stood here, would it be a rabbit in the reflection or my dad? I don't know.
Oh, that's interesting. Huh. Wait, wait a minute.
I don't think there's a phone up here. Spider! SPIDERS!
Hi, this looks like it would makes a lot of noise That's great. This is great. I'm glad I went up here. Oh mom used to rock me to sleep on this when I was a baby Great. Oh that reminds me I'm gonna call mom!
Hello Oh, nice. Oh, yeah. Oh, nice.
Oh, wow. Why would anyone want to look like this thing? Tradable item. Okay. Yeah.
Alright. I need to call mom and tell her what's going on. First I need to find dad's phone.
That's what I'm doing. I see. Mom!
Mom? Looks like it makes a lot of noise. I bet it do. Nah, that's not what I wanted. Heh Uh, sorry new dad Didn't mean to interrupt your private time I just need to find a way to make it leave Maybe I can startle it with a loud noise And maybe I could leave the house while it's distracted What was it even doing?
You know, when you become an adult and you just want to lie in your bed and undulate for a little bit, alone. You know, dad stuff, right? Dad's private bedroom time is not to be interrupted. This is Mom's number!
I would never un-I would never know it otherwise! Oh! Oh, leaked!
Better not lose it again. Alright, well. Cat food.
Oh, I should feed the cat. Where's the cat? Where'd the cat go?
Found a battery for my flashlight. Well, that's handy dandy! Hm. Well, that's good. If only I had a flashlight.
I'm gonna go get it. Better go hide. I did not realize that was gonna do something, so I did not find-I did not have a hiding spot ready and prepared. Let's make more noise then! Alright, this is-I'm not finding the hiding spots that I'm looking for, that I yearn for.
I probably wasn't in any danger anyway. I was just gonna go around the other way. Ah, good.
I saw it on the nightstand, yes I did. Huh! I'll just stand here and use it.
Okay, five five five! Five five five! Oh man, I forgot it. I was like five eight...
Three six thousand for sure it for sure enter call Shit, all right fine. Maybe I'm not two five six eight three bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh five six eight three Oh Okay Boop AHHHHH Mom, it's an emergency! Dad turned into a rabbit and he was undulating on the bed! What's going on? I's Dad, he's something wrong!
Okay, I'll be right there Meet mom. Oh no, I forgot mom's terrifying Why now kill why now kill wait night one. Oh, yes, sir.
Oh, oh Dial mom's number? Well, good thing I know it. Five five five five six eight...
Not two... Three. Mom!
The undulation! Rabbit! Dad!
Oh! Where do I hide? I can't.
Yes I can. No I can't. Yes I can.
For free? Well... Oh, please don't undulate on the bed.
Well, that was easy. Anyway... Oop.
That must be Mom. Mom! Mom! Moooom! MOM!
MOM! I know where the front door is. MOM! Maybe?
Ah! This is not the front door. MOOOOM!
MEWLEUM! MOOOOM! The hell?
The hell is going on down there? I's contagious! De-undulations!
MOOOOM! Hi, Mom. Mom, Dad's been kidnapped and replaced with-Oh. Kidnapped, replaced.
Is this some kind of prank, Oswald? Ha. Hi, honey!
That looks fine. Looks better than ever! Love his eyes. Ah, that's the man I married. But can't you see it?
I see that Dad is fine. I don't know what's going into you. Wait, go to your room and calm down.
I have to get back to the hospital. But the undulations, the rabbit, it's contagious! Well, it's all up to me, I guess. I have to kill my father.
I have to murder my dad. I have to get him before he gets me. I have to peel his skin and return it to his corpse.
I have to unearth his innards from his outards. That has to be stuck in the ball pit. I gotta go back to Jeff's.
Ah! Of course. To the window! Oh, it's a rusted shut.
I think I can unscrew the bolts gotta find a screwdriver. I could just jump you could just jump Huh? All right.
Oh No, I Bet I know where to find a screwdriver That's right. Get out of here. Get out of here dad I bet there's something here. Yeah, okay. Toolbox?
Battery? Well, almost. Well, I don't want to make noise right now. Rope? Great.
Okay. Weight resistance mechanism? I can't reach the window. Dad has a ladder around here somewhere. Oh!
I know where a ladder is! I know exactly where a ladder is. Well, that's not good.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh! How about some noise?
Ha! Take that, Dad! You hate having your private time interrupted, don't ya? Ha ha ha!
Almost too easy. Almost too easy. Almost too easy.
Ladder! A ladder! Oh, I'm slow, aren't I? Oh no.
Oh no. Oh no, I'm slow, aren't I? I'm just hoping he goes the other way.
Oh good lord no! Oh no! Cat!
Kitty! Wait, no. Hey!
Whoa, whoa! Any-oh, the door, the door, the door. The door.
The door with more. Run! Any second to run.
Hey! Whoa! Alright... Well, that was... Oh, Kitty!
Oh good, you stay right there, Kitty. I'm gonna get the ladder. Don't you worry about worry. Let me worry about wor-OOOOOOOH! I got this guys, don't worry.
I got this. A ladder! Oh boy, oh boy. You wanna see something cool? Watch this.
Fool! Like it's nothing, because I'm just that good. I'm just that good.
The thing is, I'm just that good. That's what I am. Door, door. I am just that good.
Kitty! You know, Kitty? Can I get you down with the ladder?
Kitty, can I? Kitty, Kitty, can I? Kitty, can I? Kitty, can I? Kitty?
Alright, well, I tried my best, Kitty, and, uh, what was that? I'm guessing it was a mouse. Oh shit, oh shit, I should have done this.
Ladder's definitely high enough to get me through there. Oh yeah it is! Kitty, oh...
I tried to save you Cap, but it didn't let me, so this game is clearly broken, and I keep having trouble at the beginning. Well, see you later father. I'll be back, with heavy ordnance.
This is the way to Jeff's, right? Oh. I'm going to school! Hmm. School of Night One.
This is a fascinatingly different game. Go to the ball pit. Heh. Why would I do that?
That's...fool. Not much I can do here at night. Oh yeah? Oh yeah.
Alright, I'll go to the ball pit. Let me just-I'll just stop by every other place just in case of something else. The longer Oswald runs, the more noise he generates.
His footfalls get a little slammy-bammy. The Mill. If you keep losing, try not to get caught.
Well, thanks. Must be a tip for babies. Oh, puzzle matrix.
Sure, yeah. The mill closed down three years ago. Almost everything else in this town has been closed since. Rat trap, nice.
Yuck, pretty certain this trash has been sitting here since the mill closed. I don't know what that thing is. Might have been a number one crate All right, I made it to Jeff's pizza.
Hi Jeff Jeff Jeff You're later kid your parents know why you're here Yeah, dad burnt dinner. So emergency pizza. What was he making?
pizza Ramen as in in the microwave kind. Yeah Oh yeah, been there. You forget to add water once and the smell haunts you forever.
Uh-huh. Uh, you gonna give me that emergency pizza? Looks like today's special is a slice of pizza and a drink for $3.50, the same as every other day.
Oh, that's a pretty good deal. I'll take one. I'LL TAKE ONE!
Please do actually I'm very hungry. I haven't eaten today Not really anyway all the games for the past are still here Looks like they got pretty beat up over the years none of them look playable with how many parts are missing I's a good thing. I have parts and I have the right item better keep looking Not the right item Not the right item Not the right item Are you serious? I got the puzzle matrix can't use it here What about a weight resistance-What?
Oh! Oh! This one's good to go. Took out the token system for unlimited play. Looks like there's still tickets in there too.
Glad I've watched Dad repair so many random things. Good thing I'm a genius. Good thing I...
I'm gonna be able to devise a trap to...... murder my own father. Heftin'with Hellpules!
Heftin'with Hellpules? Heftin'with Hellpules. Oh no! Nah. I ain't gonna heft you.
I ain't gonna heft with you, Hellpules. The last thing I'm gonna do is heft with you. No heftin'happenin'. I'mma screenshot that.
Aw, hell yeah! Got it! YES! Alright, fine.
I'm gonna heft. I don't wanna heft. Goodness, help you'lls-You're so...
I's incredible what you're able to do. Wow! Screenshot that!
Nice. I got a prize! New music unlocked.
I don't want that. Looks like I got some tickets. Wow.
Huh. Wow. Wow.
Is that all the tickets I can get? Can I do it again? Alright, here we go.
That's right! That's right, baby! That's what I'm all about.
That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about.
And one more! Yeah, baby! Uh, screenshot? Nice. More tickets!
Maybe this is enough for a voucher. Oh. Eleven tickets, so it gives me the amount of tickets that the curls that I do.
Well, here I go again. Alright, I didn't mean to press that, but whoever-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA- Dammit. That was way worse.
That was so much worse for so much more effort. Great, glad I embarrassed myself like that. Went on a free tour of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Kit Factory. Okay. I don't have the right item for the cabinet, better keep looking.
Alright. Alright item. Oh, here we go. Puzzle. Yep, that must be it.
Alright. So probably was more stuff around my house, I just didn't see it. Solve the puzzle. Oh yeah, I can't.
I don't even know, how does this even work? I don't even know, man. What, oh man.
Oh, ah god, I... I don't know what it is about these. I can't, for the life of me, I...
My brain does not logic these. Doesn't make any sense to me. Oh my god, okay.
I's just not intuitive to my brain. I... No, no, no! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Oh man! Oh man!
I's not-it's not a joke guys, you guys have been seeing me do these puzzles for my entirety of my channel. I don't know what it is about them! My brain just does not work for this.
Okay? I'm very smart in many other things. This ain't one of them. This is not one of them. Hey-oh that's on the complete wrong side.
Oh. Hate to say it. Might be stupid at this. Might be a little dumb.
No. You need to be-how do I get you there? Oh man, I...
Oh, I just-oh I hate him so-I hate it so much. Oh, I hate it so much. Oh.
Oh. Ugh, alright. So close now.
So close. Yes, yes, yes, yes, YES! Yes! Screenshot.
I hate it so much. YEEEAAAHHHHH! Great.
Why did I do that? I don't want to go-No, please no! Alright, time to go to the ball pit.
I don't think this is the way to the ball pit. What's this? Electron gun? That's pretty cool.
I know that's for a CRT, so... Not sure if I need the prizes? Well there you have it. Electron Gun is the winner.
If they had everything they needed to fix these, and it's this easy, why didn't they do it before? Shoot the space balloons! How? What?
Ah, I see. Ah, ooooh! Fascinating. This is probably the absolute worst control scheme, but I'll take it.
This is Scott's excuse to make a bajillion minigames. Nyom! Ah, I thought I had that.
Nyom! Nice. Oh god. Ah!
Well, screenshot! Alright, how many tickets did I get? I bet it's a lot! How many tickets? I don't know.
Maybe one. Let's try this again. I just wish there was any other button to shoot. Like... Oh, it is space.
Wait, nevermind. What am I complaining about? I have no idea. I give up!
Blah! Alright, I didn't know what I was going for. But screenshot! Okay, well that was great.
I don't know what I got from that. Oh! There we go. Great, 20 tickets for all that work.
Wow, that was really not worth it at all. Alright, I'm gonna go to the ball pit because I need to do something. See if my dad... Freddy's singing show!
The store is LOCKED! Alright, trash. Damn, I'm getting all the goodies.
Is that a controller? Damn, I'm getting all the goodies. As far as I can tell. There was a door over here.
Not right here though. Why is that vent all weird? This door is locked! So, what does this have instead of the stage? Oh, it has a stage.
There's nothing happening. Oh! I don't wanna be up back here. Interesting. Now I know what this stage was for, still can't believe this place was some kind of animatronic funhouse.
Define fun! Never seen Jeff use this before. Explains all the stains on the floor. I don't know what this stringy stuff is. And big shoes.
Huddle looks like it's been there for a while. Hope it doesn't seep into my shoes. This...
it's locked. I's locked. Not gonna be exclamatory about that one.
Just normal. I's every average door. Alright, I'm going to the ball pit.
I forgot, I gotta save my kill my dad. I gotta save kill my dad. Faded version is even creepier, I bet. Yippee!
He! Oh, mystic ringworm. Send me to my father!
Oh. What? Is that a kid crying?
Maybe they need help. Yeah, probably. Find the kid.
I'm a hero! I'm a goddamn hero! Wait, where did these three go now?
Warning due to an incident with our previous Freddy animatronic we requested all guests refrain from shining any lasers into the eyes of our performers Thank you for your compliance You're welcome child Token a child they look even creepier when torn apart like this shelf is some kind of hundreds trophy display Just like it a fuse box dad once showed me how to use one of those Hello Can't use that here. Can't use that here. Can't use that here. Better? Something tells me I didn't want to actually do that.
Why did-why did this occur? I don't think this would help right now. Yeah, I didn't think that would help either.
Looks like they were trying to fix this one. I hope it stays broken forever. That's pessimistic.
Well, it belongs to Dad. He has to be here somewhere. Oh shit, I don't think this is helping us. So if the fuse ever goes out I need to do that Better than being made of flesh and blood I guess I don't know ever since I learned about the weakness of my flesh.
I craved the certainty of steel The purity also it's long token yoink I don't like that crying. I didn't mean to go down there, but I don't think that's crying. No, this is where you walk away.
I don't know what-yeah, that's the appropriate response. Help me, I can't get out. Yeah. How did you get in there?
Something grabbed me and stuck- Left me in. Feels like the suit is gonna snap shut. I think I can loosen the bolts with the screwdriver.
I'll find one. Damn, I really should have gotten a screwdriver when I tried to escape. Didn't know I'd need that.
This door is-Guy, the door is locked. Don't worry, but I can't run. I forgot about the rules.
Ah, screw it! Ah, shit. I knew I shouldn't have run. Don't worry, kid. Help is on the way.
Here I go! I's locked! Damn. Pizza flavored soda, yeah. Should I just leave?
Nah, nah, I gotta help this kid. Well, I know where to go. I's probably in that maintenance room. There was something back there. Find the key.
Huh. Jeff! Jeff! Heffy! He!
Don't worry child, uh, I'll be back. I'm sure going to the future won't go to a future where that thing snaps shut on you. That will not have occurred, so don't think about time paradoxes or... alternate timelines! Well, you're a horrible mangled corpse.
That definitely isn't the case here Hello Jeff Do you have the key to the basement? First the ball pit, now the basement? Are you that bored kid? Uh, yes, I just feel like exploring.
Well, let's make a deal between you and me. I don't pay for trash and forgot I forgot to dump a bag at the mill earlier. Go take that trash over there and I'll give you the key when you get back.
Oh, but take this flashlight, it's pretty dark out there. Thanks, but the battery's pretty low. Dig around the trash if you run out.
All sorts of interesting things in there. Ew. Alright, cool, thanks.
Well, that's unfortunate. But I have this and I wasted one battery on a thingamabob. I'm very strong. Alright, don't worry kid, I'll be back. I gotta go do some illegal dumping.
Shouldn't waste the battery light I'll be the judge of that Rat trap Bag of trash Yuck Oh, number one crate! I was number one crate! Oh no, that's not number one crate. That's number one crate. Wait.
Oh well, whatever. Job's done! Jeff, I did it!
Job done, Jeff! All done, thanks, you saved my ach- back here's the key all right thanks thank Jeff thank you Jeff can I go to the basement in this one or do I have to go to the past might as well do this one first since I'm here in the present this is just ocarina of time with a different skin pretty much nice it's dark Ooh, it is real dark. Seems to be a battery underneath.
Oh, perfect. Oh, that's lovely for me. Hello? Nothing? Nothing?
I see a wall of tools. Can I get that? Ah, things too rusty, looks like it's been out here for decades.
Okay, that makes sense. Alright. Ah, get in the ball pit of time!
AY-YEAH! HELLELL! Who knew ringworm spores could be so psychedelic? Chip, you're not dead, are you?
Chip? Okay, alright good good good good just wanted to make sure thought you might have been you know I always come back. You know. Yeah, I thought you might have been that but no you weren't so that's great for me and you Sure this won't be creepier Sure it won't be creepier at all. Oh well Hi, what's there?
What's what's you? What's you up to buddy? Can I have a-no, I don't want to hide in there.
Oh, I see the screwdriver, it's right by Freddy's head. Don't mind me, Freddy. Just what I need!
Ha ha! I'm out of here. A little scary in the dark.
Okay. Don't worry, kid! I'm on the case!
I'm your number one pal! Alright, this definitely won't set it off and cause a horrible, you know, PFFT OOOORN REH FATHER You know? I's not gonna make you purple if you know what I mean. Heh heh heh.
Oh! If this were any other game, you'd be a horrible, bloody explosion. Phew, thanks!
Thought I was gonna be stuck in there forever. Oh- Don't worry! I wouldn't have been forever. One second I was talking to my friend and then...
Yipes! The frick? Oh, that sounds like him.
He might be in danger. Come on, we can find him together. Oh yeah, I bet. Let's do that.
Never mind, let's get out of here. Wait, I'm looking for my dad. You haven't seen a tall man wearing a blue shirt, have you?
You mean like... an adult no I haven't look man I wish I could help you but that's fine it's probably okay don't worry I got this I know just where to go haha get distracted there was a yes this I'm gonna hide in here Swat the spot what do you mean swat the what a D What did you say oh Is he saying the thing he said the thing I always escape Don't you have some undulating to do? Why do I still hear you? Oh, do I need to escape escape? I can use this Okay, so the good news is He's gone.
The bad news is I Need to escape. Oh I can go out here. Oh Where do I go?
What do I do? What what what What? What? What do you mean?
What? I didn't know that was-I'm trapped in the back of time. I'm trapped in the past.
I didn't know that that's-I didn't know that that's what that would do. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean?
What do you mean? What do you mean? Not what I wanted?
Not what I wanted at all. I's only night one! And we all know this out of five nights.
Alright, where am I? Rescue the stuck kid, really? I'm all the way back here, why am I all the way in the back ass of ass? Everything is what-a-ha?
Everything is what-a-ha? Peek-a-boo! Well, that was precarious. What is the point of that freddyette anyway?
I wouldn't do me any good. Because there's no way to go around. So I just-I run right into the smack of the middle of the dab. There's gotta be another way to get around here. One of those-WELL, NO!
I didn't mean to-Do I have to do it all over again? Oh no. Can I go here? Can I yoink into here?
Hup! Bonnie! Didn't get a lot of time to look for dad, but I gotta think of a better plan first.
I'm sorry dad, stay safe until I get back. Go home. Wait, wait! Wait! But isn't that the same as the other-isn't that the same?
Isn't that the same? Isn't that the same? Oh-I isn't-Oh-wh-oh-wh-oh-well, wait a minute!
What-what- Bye Dad! Thanks Dad! One big happy family!
Ah. Oh was it all just a dream? I guess I should start the day then.
I guess you should. I kiddi- Oh! Anyway, I think I'm gonna end this episode here.
After day one has been completed, I know I probably did something horribly wrong that'll prevent me from getting the true ending. But next episode, I get to have breakfast with Rabbit Dad! Hope it's...
not undulating! Anyway, thank you everybody so much for watching. Another Five Nights at Freddy's game coming at ya.
I's interesting. Not much of a challenge though. That's what I'm looking for.
Where's the 20 mode of this? Anyway, thank you. And as always, I will see you in the next video.
Bye-bye!