Today, the side men have all been given £11,000 to buy six YouTubers one present each. They will then rank them from best to worst. There are no rules on how they split the money amongst the presents. So, it's up to the boys how much they like the YouTubers. Whoever's present is ranked as number one and therefore the best gift will get to steal a present from positions two to seven. And whoever buys the worst gift ranks number seven will have to do a forfeit. However, ranks 2, three, four, five, and six are also important as they factor into who will be the best giftgiver out of the sidemen and receive a special prize at the end while the worst giftgiver will also do a forfeit. Let's go. I was supposed to have a strategy. Yeah, my buying strategy was buy people nice stuff. I even maybe potentially metag gamed it a little bit. Um, I know some of the partners of some of the guys. I thought we were buying for the Sideman. The hardest person to buy for was Chip because my original plan was to get him a live cow and then give him the option to to adopt the cow or slaughter the cow for steaks. But then we adopted the cow and then the cow died of TB 2 days later. So I had to get him a fresh present. So the one he's got today is a last minute job. It was Arthur TV or Chip because I I wanted to get Chip some very bad things, but you can't do that on YouTube. As I said, the strategy was out the window. So the budget splitting wasn't even a thing either. It was just buy one and then adapt afterwards the next person. I don't know. I just kind of picked items that made sense for certain side men and then just equated that to uh the other people that are coming. And then I just, you know, reduced it for Deji. I'm most looking forward to Deji's reaction. You I've given him things before. I gave him a mug from Timu and he got gassed. I don't think he's the reaction I'm most looking forward to. I feel like he's not gonna be happy. I could have bought that guy anything and I'd be looking forward to his reaction. The Bakers. Uh I know Toby was absolutely fuming last time because he's obviously known as like the best giftgiver and the nice one. So hopefully he comes last. But you never know with this game. You might think someone would like something they don't like it or there might be something random they like. So it's anyone's game today. First up, it's the burnt chip. Thank you. Why do you look weird? What? Why do you look weird? I shave my beard and I look fat. Well, thank thanks for having me. Oh my god. Wow. Wait, why are they so big? That's what she said. Oh [ __ ] Multiple. Jesus Christ. Oh my god. There can't actually be a [ __ ] band there, right? Or can there be? So, one of these colors is for me. Yeah. Which one do you want? I've always wanted a white van that I can sell sweets on. So, that would be quite fun. I don't know. I can't really can't really tell what what's what. This is a jacuzzi, isn't it? It could be. It could be. Could be. What else could it be? I I actually don't think that these things are That's not a car, is it? Nah, it could be. It could be. It can't be. What presents do you want? Oh, I don't I don't know. I don't want this one. This is This is terrible. Okay. This is This is terrible. Just cuz it's small. Small is bad. Look at me while you say that. Chip, your presents are gold. No way. That's amazing. This is [ __ ] You know what? It might be worse. There there's a lot to appreciate here. Um, gold is normally means first place. Gold. These are big enough for me. You've only got a small flat. You know what you're going to do? Like where you going to put a transit? Yeah. Yeah, that that's might not be. That's a great point. I don't need Right. I don't need a He knows the vehicle. Okay. I'm I'm expecting a catch because these boys have never ever bought me a present in their life. So to be here receiving present something something feels very very wrong about this. Something doesn't feel right, you know. Oh, I tell you I'm not looking forward to JJ. You know, we've known each other for 10 plus years. He only found out my real name was Josh about two years ago. So he doesn't even know my name. Probably doesn't know what to buy me. Which side men do you think is the best present buyer? Well, thinking thinking about for me, I'd probably say Harry or Vic. I feel like those guys, you know, Harry puts a lot of thought into everything in his like it's the autism. It's the way he's, you know, it's the way he's built up. You sure I don't want the blue? The blue? You don't want that, do you? Who doesn't want a [ __ ] Ben? Like, you can do so much criminal activity with that. What's wrong with you? Okay, I'm going to start with this. This London. Is this a present? Yeah. If it's there, it's a present. Oh, an A4 piece of paper. Can't [ __ ] wait. A letter present is setting up a favorite. It's just one of those things, you know, where I've like I've adopted a star or something. Adopted a star. Oh, wow. Oh, this is actually quite cool. A £2,000 gift towards my wedding. That's a pretty good one. It's not even guaranteed that but lazy. She pubs one wrongs for gay bolognese and it's off. Don't you dare put that high up. thought. No, it's all you know what it's just a voucher though, is it? You know what I mean? Would have been better off with a Tesco voucher. More likely to be used. But this that wedding could go up in flames at any moment. Is it still redeemable if I sack it off? It's for a wedding. [ __ ] it. I'll get married to the game. I want to start positive. So, I'm going to put it three. You know, it is money. You can derank it later. You can derank it later. You might promote it. Did you guys write these yourselves? Yeah. Yeah. Lord. Oh, yeah. Someone put an engagement ring in there. Wow. I hope it's not jewelry. Oh, what is this? Hang on a second. A titanium master edition. It's not a [ __ ] yo, is it? Oh my god. It's a [ __ ] yo-yo. I'll take it back. The batch is actually pretty good. No, you like the worst part is it was probably a really expensive yo-yo. No. No. You know what? No, it's not. It's the It It's a yo-yo, isn't it? Is it Diablo? Is it like No, is it? Yeah, but I'm trying to see. He's holding the string. Is that the string? Is it string that it's on a yo-yo? Like a seashell or something? Makes a noise. Has it got a string wrapped around it? Got ball bearings in it. That is a titanium professional unresponsive yo-yo for adults and advanced. Oh, it don't It's not even responsive then. So, why what does it do? Talk to you or something. Hello. Hey. Oh, mate. It doesn't even come pre-made. Like, you know what I mean? I can't even play with it now. That is sad. That is sad. No, it's good though. I'm actually super grateful for that. You know, I'm actually going to put that at number one. As you should, cuz whoever did You know what? Someone's got a great Somebody cares about you, Bob. Yeah. Someone think someone thinks I'm I'm autistic. No, there's no [ __ ] way. He doesn't lock me. It might not stay there. It's a hard decision. Really? He's had some he's had some nice all the way to Wembley today. I know. I know. I really thought today, you know, you take care of me a little bit. Two grand. There's a [ __ ] van there and everything. What are you doing? All right. Next gift here. Oh, is that what's that? What's that? Is that what I think it is? That looks like a rolly rolly. There's going to be something to this, isn't there? It's a Rolex watch, but I just I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't even believe in time to be honest either. You know, social contract that sounds like a seven. There's no [ __ ] way you're putting a Rolex at. Well, I think I know who's I've already got a watch. A yo-yo is one. I've got a watch. No, he's a [ __ ] idiot. I think it is a a real one. I think it's probably real. Probably JJ, I know which one's getting stolen. Uh, I'm going to put this down here. You're [ __ ] idiot. Not not It's not a bad gift. Like, this is it's a crazy gift, but just not me, is it? Not in put. If you if you do, you get a Rolex for a Rolex. Six. What in the budget is a Rolex? Like, someone put their entire budget on that Rolex. Somebody Somebody's set up for failure after this. It fell off the back of that transit van. Oh wow. This is a lens. That's a lens. Oh, is a Oh, it's an FX3. I don't know what that is. Someone has inside knowledge. Camera. This is a good camera. But that's a very good camera. Sure. With what lens? This lens. This is a very good gift. This is up my street. I'll put this at two for now because I don't want to take that yo-yo away. Two. Wa. He likes this one. Oh, okay. Wo! Oh, it's a [ __ ] engine or something. What? An engine. Oh, wow. Oh, it's like a Oh, is that like a go-kart? It's a go-kart engine. Oh my god. This got to be Harry. It's this engine from the Senor Frogs video when the engine cut out for the Bookboard 24-hour race. No way. This is a piece of history. That's so [ __ ] Oh my god. But it reminds me of a better time. No. Oh my god, that's so sentimental. He's going to step it. He's going to put it at the bar. No, he's going to try to No, I'm going to put it here. Oh, no. It's not a bad gift. It's just a bad time. Oh, this one. Oh, this looks like it could be like a pipe bomb or something. What? Okay. Bottle of uh wine. Red wine. Right, let's whack open this. Whoa. It's a steak. Japanese A5 Wagu sirloin steak. Yeah, let me get that. What's one steak in a box? Where's it? One steak. That's actually kind of crazy. Like, I'm going to eat that. One steak in a steak in a box. You got a yo-yo. It's a steak. You got a Rolex to be fair. You got That's good though, isn't it? Chip. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What are you sorry about? Don't be sorry. That's very good. Get that in the fridge. Get that back in the fridge. You don't want to let that You know what? Cuz I will be taking that on me on you. I will I will say a Wagu steak too fatty for my liking. Same. I agree. Quite grim actually. I see what you're doing, Harry. Yeah. Yeah. It won't travel well either. That's a good present though. I'm pretty happy with that. I'm going to put that four. So, we got one spot left. Five. You can move things. I might No, I might not even do that. God, I'm not going to have space for this or whatever it is. Look, you wanted a van. Where did a van go? Oh, wow. Oh, it's the electric one now. Electric. Could have got him a petrol one. Oh my god. I could have got like electric either. You know what? I felt bad for him after at the start. He's an honest man. He's an honest man. He's an honest one. Oh, no. That is that is cool. I I got one at home. They're naff. They're naff. I've I've been in your one. No, I've been in Harry's I've been in Harry's one. No, he's right. He's right. I don't need to. Wow. It's It's got all the Senor Frog stuff on it and everything. Double tap the left. There you go. Oh, nice. Wow. Wow, man. Goodbye. Oh, it's already dead. Wait, it doesn't go very fast, does it? Oh, it's on eco, lads. Whoa. Whoa. Why? A drift drift. Oh. Oh, that is cool. That is very cool. Do you have Do you have a warehouse, too? Where? Oh, that's a good point. You got a garden though? No. No, I'm poor. Oh, it's very cool though. Where do I b this? Wait, you parked that part? Oh my. Sorry. Sorry. Come on. Come on. Where did I have this? Oh, you had it. Six. Nobody. You know, one's the best, right? Oh, yeah. I know. I know. Okay. Um, jacket. I need to see it from a different angle. All right. Oh, yeah. Am I up? Oh, yeah. That looks about right. The most sentiment. Um, so what what what I need to know more. Whatever you put was one y you cannot lose. That is guaranteed yours. Oh, okay. But whoever's present you put at one can take one of the others. So right now, whoever bought the yo-yo can steal one of the other presents. Whichever one you want to keep the most, keep it one, basically. But you know what? They're actually like there's like a lot of good stuff here. I got smart play. Nobody's going to take that engine no matter what, right? It's a [ __ ] engine. So you're leaving it out there? Leaving it out there to rock. That is so personal that no one's going to bother. So it doesn't need to go number one. I think so. Sorry, Harry. You know, I'm just going to keep it there. No, no, it's just it's just heavy. [Music] You can't say that. You have to leave it there. Now, in my mind, it's like a two one. What the [ __ ] Why is he there? You know, life isn't that simple. Isn't that simple? Life doesn't always go the way you plan it, man. But you [ __ ] good. Good. Um, okay. This is really tough. Honestly, the others think about it. I am thinking about it. Talk it out though. Verbalize it out. I'm talking out in my head with the other guys. Right. I know that the £2,000 is not No, this should go near. No one can really steal that as well. It's for your wedding. It is important. For your wedding. That's a great point. Legit. How you How are you going to steal that? You just give it back to him. Chips. Just taking it for Chips wedding. I'll just swap them around for now. All right, that's more like it. So, what did you get? Okay, I think the camera is might be stolen. Maybe that will go number one. That funny. Why is that funny? Do do your thing, man. You do you. No one stealing the camera. I ain't stealing the camera. I don't know, man. Camera. You all got cameras, bro. Look around. We might steal some. Look around. 30 cameras. There's fatty cameras everywhere. Why? There's something missing. Oh. [ __ ] hell. Currently liking this. There was a lot of thought here. It's not bad. It's actually not a bad order, really, is it? Yes. If that's how you feel. If that's how he feels, that's how he feels. If that's how he feels, that's how he feel. You're him, man. You are him. No. You know what? We'll bring this forward. This is very thoughtful. Where's that going? Somebody understands me. We'll put this at What's happening to the rest? Also, actually goes quite fast. It's quite nice. The yo-yo's just got to be dropped. Goodbye. Oh, you had a good run. You had a good run. Finishes [ __ ] I swapped the steak and the Rolex as well. This guy. This is why would you not guarantee the Rolex? Sell it and buy everything here. Why would you not do that? No, you're not thinking about it properly, though. Are you locked? I'll lock it in. Wow. Thank you, guys. What do we think? Awful. I mean, it might be the most camera one. Camera is one. Yeah, because you said what would I like the most? Fair. The engine needs justice, but I just played that one smart. You played it smart, did you? Yeah. You played it smart, did you? That's That's one me. Well, it [ __ ] me. Look at it. You [ __ ] suck. It ain't about you today. You've had your moment. Who do you think bought you the camera? Um, somebody. Let's find out. Oh, wow. This is quite This is a This is cool. Nice. Enjoy the streams. Unfortunately for you. But it's okay. I I There's not There's not There's only one thing here that I I really have my eye on. I Why don't you know what? Can I Can I sell you something? Yeah. Come over here. What? The engine. No. Let me talk to you. Yeah. About this yo-yo. Tell me more. Yo, can you hear the sea? I can hear the sea. That's the sound. The ocean. You can hear the ocean. That's the sound of wealth. Yeah. Do you know, you know, but this is the local wealth of my friend. I wouldn't recommend it's fake. I honestly Oh, it's got the international guarantee as well. Oh, that's so crazy. It's been a pleasure. It was you in it. [ __ ] hell. Was that your Was that yours? No comment. I'll make a comment. Hold on, Vick. Thank you. You stole a 20 quid watch. I actually don't mind. I don't buy, man. I actually don't mind. No, it's not. Is it? Is it? As you said, my budget would be gone. It's a real Rolex box. Oh. Oh my god, he played a blinder. That is a crazy face, by the way. Wait, can I see it though? Did you take anything else? You took your chances. Yeah, there's actually nothing that I want. How How do you know? Actually, do you know what though? I have a box. I have a watch that I bought without box and papers. So, I have a box. Rolex. I think last place was Harry. Let's find out. Hey Harry, your forfeit is giant baby. You will be dressed as a baby for the rest of the video. Oh, I can deal with I can That's actually fine. Fantastic. [Music] This week on Side Plus, introducing our brand new four-part series, Insider Dating. It's nice to meet you. You were looking at my tits when you said that. No. Season 1 and season 2 insiders are back, and this time they're dating. I want to have babies with you. Babies. The boys are single, the dates are twisted, and only one can come out on top. Watch only on side plus. Next up, it's Deji. Wow. Hi. Hello. Talk to us about which one you would like. That's a van. That's a van. They say good things come in small packages. I wouldn't know that. Clever man. I reckon the red one's probably like really good. You know what I mean? Because I feel like I know. I can smell like a Rolex like coming from there. You know what I mean? We don't talk about those anymore. Turn around. Oh my days. Wait, what? I knew I could smell one. Wait, wait, that's where I was coming from. Wait, so is that my pile? No, someone else has opened that. Wait, so is that not my pile? No, yours is one of the wrapped Yeah, you have a wrap section. Oh, okay, I get it. So that's not mine. No. Oh my [ __ ] god. Wait, wait. So those are your jeans. I feel like that's that's a surfboard or something. We're not going to tell you. Which one would you want? Which pile do you want? Which one do I want? Yeah. I feel like that's a smart car. Don't ask what you want. What do you [ __ ] want? There's a watch. There's a watch. That's a smart car. Open the camera. What you want? Yo, I think it's a bird. Oh, I want Oh, I want you to pick. You don't get You don't get to pick. Oh, I don't get to pick. I just want to know which one you think or which one you want. Oh, which one? I feel like the the red one. You would want You would like the red one. Oh, wait. No, wait. Um, it's already decided. about you. Just Okay. Hey, the red one. Just say, "Ah, I think I'd want the red one, man." Okay. Oh, I think I would want the red one. Oh, the thing is they all know me pretty well. I'll probably say we say JJ's I'm not looking forward to because I feel like he he's the type to take the piss cuz he knows what I like and knows what I don't like. What would my ideal present be? probably like a life-size anime character like statue. I feel like that would be like Deji, your presents are purple. You know what? That's kind of weird cuz purple's my favorite color. So, like that's that's very cool. All right, you guys ready? Yeah. Here we go. Merry Christmas. What's Ah, yeah. Hilarious. Oh, what is this? Uh, what's this? Evolve absender. Hilarious. So funny. Hilarious. [Laughter] What's that? What is this? Oh. Oh. What is this? Wait. Canada goose. Oh. What's that? Open. Is that like a double? Is that like a double present? That's a Canadian goose. It's like cheaper than Primark. Is it actually? Yeah. Yeah. It's not that great. Wait, what? Bro, I would never wear this. Straight on. Yeah, whoever got you like stinks. I hate you as well. Man's not hot. Put it over, bro. I would never wear this. Watch out. Put it over. Yeah, you know what? It's all right. What am I am I wrong now? Hey, where is she from, bro? At lunch. This is cold. You know, I like this. I'm going to be so real. I'll just never wear this. Yeah, fair. That's okay. Cheap as well. Does the thing that won't be used? I'll never use it. Well, yeah, of course you'd never use the apps. Wait, there you are. All right. Ooh. You know what? This is pretty sick. Yo, it's a Dragon Ball like graded card. It's It's special rare. What card is it? What card is it? It's some Goku Hope of Universe 7. What grade is it? Oh, it's sick. It's very sick. What grade is it? And you know what is it? Huh? What grade is it on the right hand side? Top right. Oh, 10. 10. Is that Wait. Wait. That's [ __ ] insane. Wait. What's the best one? 10. 10. The worst. 10's the worst. Edge. 10's the worst. It's so impressive. That's crazy. It's ridiculous, bro. And then 300. And then there's what? Can I open these now? Uh, no. Take it out of the plastic case. All right. Wait, take out. Go get another one. You should break it. You should take edible. Here we go. What's that? What is that? From Mar vagina. Vagina. Cheese. Strawberry cheese. Cheese. Vagina. It makes sense. Vagina vagina. Vagina. Cheesy vagina. Does it smell like vagina? Cheese. No. What does it smell like? Something good. Something good. Don't smell good. Have you been? Wait, can I can I put this on seven? Then you have to do whatever you want. That's crazy. Someone told me abs. Yeah, but someone bought him a cheesy vagina. That looks like a fun one. Yeah, that's a fun box. Can I What? Open it. Happy birthday. Oh, wait. What? Wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute. There's no way, bro. Away, bro. Yeah, you lost. There is no way. I in my interview I said like I would be gas for like a statue. Can we see it? I don't know. You have to build it, I think. Oh. Oh, it looks like that. Wow. Looks like the front. That's pretty cool. You have to build it yourself. Yeah, you have to build it yourself. Yeah. You know, because I have to build it. I'll put it long. I just I'd put it at seven. Yeah, it's a bit long. Well, should I just open it? Should we see it? Yeah. Have a look. Yeah, why not? Ready? Yeah. Release him. Oh, you have to build it. Oh, that's down. Slide it on down. Sounds like a That's a four. You ain't got a build as well. Oh, it's violating. Someone's going to get the eight from you. Someone I'mma put this. It does look cool. You do have I'm putting number two. I'll be real. Oh, plenty of them. It's a hot tub. Oh, no. Wow. Yeah. I'm I'm going be real. I'm never going to use this. I'm going to put this number seven. Cheese. Vagina cheese. Where? Where you the others up? Oh, wait. Oh, I forgot about the vagina. Sorry. Um, no. I'll put this number six. Oh, no. Number five. Sorry. No. Number five. Number five. Number five. I think I know what this is. What is it? I think it's a life-size Goku statue. May I? Yeah. Yeah. May I? Oh, properly. Wait, what? What is that? Oh, wait a minute. That's pretty. No, you know what? You know what's great? I've just moved, right? I actually need this. A you know he needs it. He needs it. You don't want it like he wants it. He needs want this like I want it. Yeah. You know what? I've changed my Wait. No. I'll put this number three. It's not Dragon Ball. You should You need it. There's a Dragon Ball thing you got to build at two. Oh, number two. And that was number three. Then also you got a plastic card at one. It's 200 quid, mate. What? Wait, which one? Cheap card. Whoa. At one. Wait, is that a Wait, is that cheat? You lost a card. You're actually Everyone's been skewing everyone the whole time. You just have to let the man make his own decisions. Guys, what you want to keep the most? I put this number number three. Shocker. All right. Wait, why did you say sure like that bit? I think that's fine. I think that's fine. N I changed my mind. Okay. Four. Oh, fine. Fine. That's okay. Wait, why are you saying it like three? I want a three again. Brother, just push it where you want it. It's all to do with you. All right. Three. Three. Okay. Final present. Come on, D. Yeah. Oh, wow. That car, you got whipped. Open it up. Oh my gosh. There's no [ __ ] way you got this, brother. Take the stuff off. I can't see it. Oh no. Wait, what is it? Wait, is this Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Is this Wait, is this the TT that I crashed? Oh my god. Who is the [ __ ] that did this? Oh my [ __ ] god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I nearly died that day. [ __ ] That is so Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] Yeah. No, this this is number seven. This is number seven. That's traumatic. Wow. That's a traumatic event. JJ, check in the glove box. In the glove box. Jesus. I can't believe they did. Like that's an episode of seven. Oh, what is it? Because you add Tekken in there, it's going to make it. That's graded though, right? Oh my god. It's a 10. Yeah. Seven. They're not going to say seven. All right. Dead. If that's going seven, you have to move everything to where you want them to be. Wait, I have to move this. No, no, you don't. Oh my god. Just move everything else. Is there anything else in there? Can I check the boot? Anything good? It looks like it's crack. How do I in there? Deji. Deji, come and reorder these to what you All right. I guess that'll be number four. He's so unique. All right, Dej, the one thing you need to know now. Whatever present you put at number one, whoever bought that can steal another present. But what you So whatever you whatever you put at number one cannot be stolen. I feel like that's a Toby gift. Number one. No. No. Don't. Don't. It's not about who bought it. It's which one do you guarantee want to keep? Cuz if you put it in one, no one steal it. What do you think someone would steal? Cuz you want to protect that. I'll get bored of that quick. [ __ ] hell. Plastic cards. I can't do anything with it. Bro's going to look at it every day. This is still so amazing. It's still 10. The entertainment is in unreal. [ __ ] you, boxing. It's an appreciating asset. Yeah. Yeah. The car's probably funny bit though. Um, it's changing. Yeah, I I'll keep number one with number one. That's cool. I like it. But number two, I have to build it. And that's kind of long. But then again, I can get like a handyman to like do that for me. Number three, I could put that in like a good corner, but I feel like I'll get bored of it. After a while before I see myself I'm not a hot tub card. You know what I mean? What about what about the galm when you bring the galden back? Did it hot tub? Nah. You don't think they want to see a card? Yeah. Huh? The gam will love a card. No, but I feel like with that card that's more like that's got that's got like some memorabilia a little bit. You know what I mean? Like damn. Uh yeah, I'm knocking it in. Oh, okay. Who do you think bought you the car number one? I think it's either Toby or Simon. Uh I'm going to say Toby. Find out. Hey, [ __ ] That was impressive. It's a 10. How much is it? How much was it? I think it was like 400 quid. Oh, that's all right. That's all right. It's an appreciating asset. Ethan gets to steal one of Take. Really? Congrats on the card. Well, he still one of the other prizes. Yeah, I get to take one of your other things. Okay. But not number one. What do you not want me to take? I thought you're going to take it if I say it. I just want to know your mindset. I don't want you to take the the punching machine. Oh, you don't. Okay. Should have put it number one. It's a nice jacket. How much is the jacket worth? £1,000. Oh, actually, you feel it's quite hard in it. It does suit you. Gucci suits you. Still quite like the jacket. You like the jacket? I like the jacket. I'm going to take the jacket. And the yellow jean. The yellow jeans. And the answer. Oh yeah. Sorry, mate. I leave that one for the I leave that one for him still. Who do you think got you? Number seven. The car. How did they get it? Who's a [ __ ] Ah, it's Jay-Z. Has to be. Let's find out. Yes, sure. That would remind me of my trauma where I nearly died. [Music] Hey, did you punch him? you. I didn't even I wouldn't even thought that you would do that. That's Audi TZ, bro. Are you serious? The last time you almost died like this time you crash a TT. Also, you got you got a graded Tekken in there, which is better than his thing. That Tekken is worth more. The Tekken is much better than his thing. Wait, what do you mean the Tekken? You got It's a launch edition of Tekken 8. Graded. Are you being serious? That thing? Yeah, that you think you got a thing in the glove box. What? The graded Tekken? Yeah. What do you mean? It's a case. What do you mean? It's graded like the card that you do at number one. This jacket is nice. Josh, wait. D, don't worry. It's all right, mate. It's all right. It went over your head. Just know Josh lost. Josh, your forfeit is the soul sucker. You will have to do a shoe from Deji's shoe. Why do I always get disgusting stuff? That is actually grim. They're new. They're new. This guy's feet are disgusting. They're new crap. What? Wait, my feet are disgusted. Disgusting. Your feet are disgusted. My new craps. Still or sparkling. I go still, please. You know, in a shoe, the alcohol kills the uh in a shoe. The alcohol bacteria still. Can I like do things to it? No, you can't. What are you going to do? Like coughing it. No, you pour it. No, you can pour it if you want. The taste of fungal infection. Yeah. Hey, can I can I see your It's leaking. Can I see your tongue? Can I see your tongue? Yes. Oh, no. Oh yeah. It's better when there's alcohol. Honestly, you just get a lot of the flavorings of foot. Well done, D. Up next, it's Theo Baker. There he is. Why are you so far away? Can't hear what you're saying. Come to the four. Oh my god. What the [ __ ] Is that a car? Yeah. Why are you dressed as a little bone pig? I I can't actually can't say why I'm dressed like this. Which out of the wrapped piles do you want and which one do you not want? Well, I'm leaning towards the giant van. You want that? Well, I need a van. You Why? Why? That's concerning. Transport like mannequins in that mannequins. Uh oh. What is that? Oh, yeah. I'm definitely towards green. Okay. Which one do you not want? Oh, what do I not want? Probably I'd say probably maybe this blue thing or this red thing. Okay, fair. Fair enough. I'm seeing some unique items wrapped. Not sure how some of these items have been wrapped. So, yeah. I have no idea what to expect. I feel like the obvious thing for me would be like to go down like the triathlon route or maybe along there. So, it depends how unique they want to be. Anything in the world right now, I would genuinely say like a a big car. So, that's why I'm seeing that giant blue thing or a sauna. Who would stitch me up the most? I reckon Ethan or JJ? Best present buyer? I'd actually go and say Harry. He's actually very thoughtful and every time he's done like present gift giving stuff, he got me a birthday present. It was only a couple days ago and he was very thoughtful. So, what was it? It's cookies. Oh, it feels like Christmas. Wait till you see the presents. We don't know. It's like a KSI Christmas. Theo, your presents are green. Oh, yes. Oh, I don't know if I should be happy or not. Should we take a little thing? Yeah. Go on then. Go on then. Are you ready? Yeah. Are you ready? Are you ready? Yeah. Yeah. I like this. It's your present. Why are we It's good. I'm ready. I was ready. Oh, shoes. Oh, no way. Oh, these are from you. Oh my god, that's sick. The night shoes. This ones I have. They called. This is sick. This is sick. I'm going to start it in three. It's not him. I guess it's not that good. Mine is better, right? These are sick. Let's go. This thing. Oh, missile. It's a big guitar. A big missile. What is it? Oh. Oh my god. Is this a paddle board? Is this a paddle board? Well, we can't see. I can't see it, mate. We don't [ __ ] know about that. Shut up. I think it is. Oh, it is. That's quite sick. This is not going to fit in the car. It comes in the blue bag near the end of it. This is amazing. Is it? Yeah. What you What's in the thing on top? Always wanted this. Well, I I grew up by the sea. Oh, yeah. Seafood. Someone should have bought him a fish. What's that? Yeah. What's that? What's in here? That thing. What is that? What is that? I don't know. I don't know. Open it. Vic wants to know what's in the thing on top. You really want to know what's in it? I'm curious. He really wants you to open it. What's in there? I don't [ __ ] know. What is it? What is it? Oh, it's the equipment for it. Wow. Wow. Equipment. It's just a pump. It's a motorized paddle board. It's actually [ __ ] moves. What's the point of paddling? Wait, where's the motor? Is it in the thing on top? Oh, it must be motorized there. How do you plug it in the seat? It's built into the board. That's totally epic. Yeah, that's amazing. In 2008 and it comes with a bag. If you've got a motorized paddle board, what's the point of having What's the point? It's a boost, isn't it? Stability, you silly goose. Yeah. And you want to move it? Number one. Watch your hip. Seems a bit heavy. That can't wait. Okay, fair. Can I open this one? You can open whatever you want. Holy. I can't. Oh, it's more rocking. What's going on? Totally epic. This is totally epic. What is this? What is that? Shut the front door. What is that? Oh, it's recovery thing. Oh my god. Do you know what this is? No. I think I know what this is. Tell us. This is a bike bag. Oh, wow. Wow. That's pretty cool. Totally epic. That's pretty cool. Totally epic. Totally epic. Totally epic. Totally. Mine's so gassed full of staring at it. I'm actually really happy. It's a bike bag. This is a bike bag. So, you got wheels. Look. And it's got wheels. Oh, no way. But the bike has wheels. You can wheel a bike around. Hang on a second. Why did you not just wheel in the wheel? Just a [ __ ] bike. I have a Yeah, I have a bike. wheels. I don't get it. I don't understand because with it. No, think about it. Right. When you take when you're on a plane, where'd you put your bike? I'm taking a bike. It's old. I wouldn't. You now put it in the bike bag. I put it in the man locker. Where'd you put your bike? Well, as you heard, I'm doing an Iron Man, so I need to set a bike with me. Where's the Where's the iron? Walking around. I really want this. I really need this. This is a bike. Straight into number one. Straight number one. This is so good. You know, you've actually been quite nice. So far back to the rest. Yeah. So far. Oh. Oh, that's very thoughtful. Thank you guys. Right. They deserve this is a bike. [Laughter] [ __ ] bastard. What is it? Are you going to tell us what it is or We've got some hair vitamin gummies. That's a low blow. That's a low blow. We got some Oh, actually I actually going to use this. Thickens hair, toughens full of CS, and energizes the scalp. Is this what I think it is? Is it a hair transplant? No way. No. Is that what you're hoping for? No, it's not. It's It's a menu of what all the He was waiting for that one. He was waiting for that one. He was like, "It's time." He was like, "It's time. This is a oneway turkey again. Very thoughtful. Oh, mocking you. Well, let's not beat around the bush here, Simon, shall we? I think it's very useful. It's a very thin bush. I will put it down here, though. There's no bush to beat around. Not that thoughtful, though. It's a little bit thoughtful. No, but also I'm going to use it so it can't be lost. You're going to use it more than You know what? On a technicality, I will. I use the bite bag maybe once or twice, but I use that every day. Oh, heavy this one. Really? Oh, what could it be? What the [ __ ] is this? What is this? What does it say? What is this? It's a Lava Genie digital sampling guitar. Oh, cool. I don't play the guitar. What the [ __ ] What is this? I don't get it. Who thinks someone evidently? Whoever got me this must obviously know that um I did a DNA test recently and I said I was musically gifted. Oh. Oh. So make of that what you will. Seven. Seven. Seven. But it is cool. I'm very grateful guys. Thank you so much for my guitar. He was a good kid. Yeah. He's grateful for everything he gets. Oh, here we go. Oh strength practice. It would be easier if there were wheels on it. Like a bike bag. That's true. No. A bike to go in the bike bag. Nah. Nah. No. There's no way. What one is it? Oh, this is so not what I expected. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? A good thing. Okay. Oh Jesus. So, is it not a bike? It's No, it's a better bike than a bike. Oh. Oh, it is. I think a motorbike. An electric bike. Oh my god, this is so sexy. Oh, that's cool. This is badass. Bad ass. It's totally epic. Long are the days of line bikes. Badass. Here are the days of electric bikes. That shit's getting robbed by straight away. His bike bag. They won't know. I like the handlebar system. Yeah. I'm going to have to fix the handlebars. This could be higher than the bike bag. You want to help? I won't look gimpy riding this, will I? Uh, that's not the bike. Thank you very much. This is so cool. Right. What the crud is this? A house. A house. Not the crud of this. It could be nothing. That would be amazing. That would be amazing for structure. Oh, it's What is this? Hell is shifting house. Portable. What is this? What? A portable space. A toilet. Open it. A portal. A portaloo. There's a there's a lock on the bottom as well. Yeah. Double secured. Yeah. Oh. Did you do the top one? Triple secured. Wow. It's legit a storage unit. No, that's actually [ __ ] man. So the [ __ ] that's so a that's almost almost a burden. It's a story. Sick. Oh, it stinks. What's that? A light. Wa. There's only one presents in there. Sure. There is some secret stuff in here. And it also Oh, [ __ ] stinks and rats. Is there a rat in there? Is there a rat? Can be anything in there, man. M. I'm not even if you want to come and smell. I'll have a smell. We'll have a look. We'll have a look. We'll have a look. Of course. Have a look. There's a prime. Here. Who wants to hold the lightsaber? Get in there. Have a scrum. There's a Harry Potter thing on the right. No. No. Don't lock me in. No. Uh, great gift. No, it's rats. Should we bring in the next guest? Wait, there's actually a rat. There's a rat. One nil. There's not a rat. Put him back in. I will put it at six. Oh. Oh, okay. Because there could be something in it. Now, what you need to know is whoever bought you gift one can steal one other gift. Oh, but you can change your order still. Oh, don't steal the bike bag. I beg. Okay. So, I get to keep number one. Guarantee. Guarantee. Where you put a number one, you guarantee. Oh, but that's so that's an electrolyed thing. Electrolyer. Do I want the bike bag more than the bike? Oh. Oh. Oh. Wow. My god. Crazy. Do your thing. Where's it going? Why are you getting crazy? Do your thing. I want to go here. Do your thing. No, I want to keep it here. It's your choice, man. You wouldn't steal the bike bag, some guys. Would you? Why would anyone want that [ __ ] thing? I've never heard of a bike bag before today. Legit. I could live my life without knowing a bike bag ever existed. I'm locking it in. Yes. Who do you think bought you number one? Ethan. Let's find out. Let's find out. [Applause] Thank you very much, Toby. You're welcome. You're welcome. I didn't think it was you. So, what now? I get to pick one of your presents. Toby, you know what to do. Punish him. Tell me, you know what to do. Punish him. Punish him. Tell me, you know what to [ __ ] do. We will start from down here. I am a music man and I don't know what that does. What's this storage unit? Nope. Here. We're okay still. The size of the shoes. Too big. Too big. Oh. Oh no. He hates the sea. He hates the sea. No. I hate you catch him on a paddle board. On a paddle board. Oh no. Well, that can only mean one thing. I tried here for you. How much is this worth? It's not about how much it's worth. It's about how much left to someone. And he in that case. I find the bag. Yes. What have I done for a [ __ ] bike? Treasure it. I will. Who do I think bought me number seven? Does make more sense that number seven was actually Vic. That's what you think? No, actually I don't. I think Well, Vic's a musical man, but there's also another musical man here. It's not you, though, Toby. Well, the back. I think JJ got me the electric guitar. Let's find out. Let's find out. Here we go. [Applause] Wait, was I right? He was right. It was a gamble. Like I didn't What gamble is it? What the gamble? Like he might have been a music. It's Theo. The odds are horrific. JJ, you realize you could like You might ask, "Hey guys, does Theo play the guitar?" I forgot you could ask people. No, you don't. Just Google Theo behind it. Yeah. [ __ ] He's a cool gift. Well, it's kind of cool because it's like a guitar with no strings. That's the point of a guitar to have strings. Piece of plastic, mate. JJ, your forfeit is backside barrage. You will get red from a ball launcher firing at 80 mph. Yes. Yes. I think Theo should get to shoot. I'd move your head down. Yeah, keep your head down. How am I going to do this? Ready? Yeah. Tilt your head down. Perfect. Yeah, that's the one. Three. That was nice. That was left cheek. Right on the cheek. Oh, that's a glue [ __ ] How was that? Well, you must must be used to this feeling. Yeah, it's great. Thanks. That's kind of crazy. Yeah. [ __ ] it. Well done. Well done. Well done. Anyone else want to go? No. No. Your family, what you're telling me? It's a way again. [ __ ] [ __ ] All right. Oh god, this is intimidating. How's it going, Noah? Noah. Yeah. Why is he calling me by my last name? Is that your middle name? That's our middle name. Yeah. Wow. He's last name. He's nervous. Yeah, I am a little bit nervous. I couldn't sleep last night. I was giddy. It's like Christmas Eve. Been kicking my feet all night. Yo, family. Cheers, mate. That's a one. Which one do you want? Which one do you not want? I might go red cuz it looks a little bit I don't know. little bit nonchalant. I feel like no one's picking it because it's looks petite, but that could be like a Rolex right there. You don't get to choose. It's just which one you want. Oh [ __ ] a red. Uh, I want to go home with a few nice gifts, you know. I don't know if this is all just some sick twisted pranks or if we actually get some good presents. But I'd like a bit of tech maybe, you know, upcoming YouTuber, some little laptop, camera. I don't know. Whose presents are you least looking forward to opening? I reckon Vic knows of me the least, so I'll say Vic. That's just a safe bet. And which one of Simon do you think is going to be the best present buyer overall? You know what? I'm going to go like Simon or Josh. We'll go I'll go Josh. Just feel like he's sensible with it, you know? Allocate the money wisely. AB, your presents are dark blue. Oh, so I've just I've got a van then. All right. Um I'm not going to start with the van. That seems better. It might not be a van. Well, come on. All right. All right, we'll start with this little petite number, I reckon. Maybe some jewelry. Ooh, hang about Rolex. Oh, actually. Yeah. It's not like a big box, though, is it? So, this could be like a female ordeal. Beggars can't be choosers, you know. Is this actually a legit? It's a Rolex. Well, it is. Oh, that's huge. It's quite a little one, but it's still a [ __ ] Rolex. Cold in the market. Wait, can we get a top line? Rolex certified Oyster Perpetual 34. Wow. I'm going to go to Pekkham after this and just show them. Just show them what I'm on. All right. So, I'm going to go for a Going to go for a safe three for now. Okay. Okay. This is heavy. Oh. Thinking alcohol. Oh, XX vodka. Oh. Oh, that would be good. Can only drink you. Supreme. Oh. Oh. Is that going to be the brick? Oh, it might be. Feels like a brick. Oh, supreme dumbbell. Oh, that's class. 5 kg as well. One rep max. Oh, that's actually cold. That's actually really cool. I didn't know they did a dumb. I did. Yeah. And I dabble in the gym, so it's like Are you a big gym fan? Am I a gym fan? Do you love the gym? Uh, I wouldn't say a lot. I've fallen off a little bit. I don't really eat anymore. Just have sn It's pretty optimal. Anyway, we'll go we'll go four. Okay. All right. Okay. Oh, this feels a bit like unstable. There's like a lot shaking around in here. What the [ __ ] is hip attachment? Is this the baby time? Is this meant for Theo? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're 21. I don't need this. Um, okay. We'll keep we'll keep we'll keep it stepping. Normatic arms. Nice. How many of these? I use them. They actually Yeah, but you're all 30. Um, what does it do? What does it actually do? It's the compression sheet. Oh, it's so like just squeezes your tongue. Yeah. To recover recover on something. He recovers just by sleeping. Yeah. No, I'll use that loads. I think Yeah. Oh, I got the leg one. Wow. That's serious. I don't hit legs or run. So, I'm going to go six for now just cuz I don't want to secure the seven just yet. I will always swap around. Getting a little bit techy now. Oh god. That's a That's a That's a strong lad. It's a good job. He goes the I think I actually need that thing now. Oh, I've got a nice feeling about this one. Yeah. The [ __ ] is that? Is it a desk? Oh, it's a unicycle. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. [Laughter] Clasp. I think we found seven. Unicycle. Whoever got you that thinks you're a clown. Yeah, that's that's a bit of a buy. I'm not going to lie. Is it the electric one? It's a 50 GB electric unicycle. 50 GB. Oh, does that make it any easier to balance on there? I think so. Storage have a hazard in the left. That's mental. It's charged up. If you want to try it, give it a go. Really? Oh, I have. There's a guy near me with long gray. He looks like Gandalf and he just floats past me on this. It's mental. Oh, you lean on it to make it go. Lean. [ __ ] hell. It's got a line of it. Is it definitely on? Yeah, you can see it. He's trying to He's getting it. You're lean. You're not really. You have to lean forward when you're on it, but not too far. Oh, [ __ ] it. I'm telling you. It's not mine. There you go. Oh, you're doing it. Get I couldn't stop. That was going to be my number one as well. No, that is in seven though. That's pretty cool though. Could you just park it in seven? Sure. Cheers. That is a death trap. Oh [ __ ] Oh, this is huge. Oh yeah. Oh sick. A full on setup. Oh sick. Oh, this is amazing. Is that streaming? Oh, this is number one. That's sick. I've been dropping in a few hints. All right, I'll say that maybe around Harif. But you know, I want to start streaming. That's huge. That's number one. That's a good one. Oh, thanks guys. Your family streams over the Yeah. Come on. Oh no. Oh my god. Now this is number one. Oh my god. No way. Some white monster. No way. Three do a white monsters. This is This is paradise. We've made it to the promised land. I didn't know these flavors existed. I'm actually trying to quit this. That's not cool. Oh, you just said muscle. Yeah. Yeah. This is This is all sm young lad like him all these stems. Oh, I can't put this above a Rolex, can I? I can. Yeah, you can. Yeah, I can. Maybe leave this in the background. That's crazy. Well, shall I just be? Yeah, good. We don't promote that [ __ ] right? So, now it's just a van, is it? I wonder what it is. A van. How could it not be a van? I've been looking at it. I don't think it's a van. What else could it be? AB's cup. No way. Oh, that's shaggers. That's sick. Wait, but is it No, this is actually a real just Oh, what the [ __ ] Oh my god. Oh, I can't drive this. You cannot drive any. It's going to get egged. No, that is actually mental. Let's see the front. Wow. That is a transit. That's actually sick inside as well. Open up and see. Yeah, we'll have a look. Oh, it's actually huge in here. Do Do I actually get this? Yeah, I get this van. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, in a van. You live in the back. Yeah. Why does it say AB's gone? AB's gone. No, it's got a full kitchen and a bed. It's literally a gaff. That's a gaff. Oh, it's like a converted. Oh, that's kind of cool. Oh, wow. Oh, that's kind of cool. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little bit like kidnapper human trafficking. Very kidnapping. I can get behind it. It's actually quite nice in there. It is. This is going to go first just cuz it's a whiff and a gaff. Then we'll go set up second. Rolex can stay there. Snut and White Monster elite combo that goes there. Whoever bought you first place can steal one of the others. Okay. So, if you want to change first place, you can or you can leave it. You've all got setups, so that's just mad weird if you steal that. That's a valid point. That is a valid point. That's a very valid point. But but it would be funny, wouldn't it? It would be funny, but yeah. No, I'll I'll stick with that. Who do you think bought you the the van? That is such a gimpy photo of me as well. Um I feel like it's Simon, Josh, or Ethan for some reason. The three I've narrowed it down to. Simon. All right, let's find out. truck. I appreciate that, brother. It's cool, right? Yeah. Sick. You can go and [ __ ] camp in a forest somewhere. Yeah. No, I tried to camp in my car. I just couldn't sleep. Yeah. You got a whole gaff. Yeah, I got a whole G. Yeah, I'll just take a snuff with that. Who do you think bought you number seven? The wheel of death. Oh, it's very random. Who knows me here the least? I don't really know any of you that well. I'm just going for a random punt and go Toby. All right, let's find out. Actually, no. No, no, can't change. Sure. Sure. I'm gonna go JJ. I had no [ __ ] clue. Damn. It's still solid. Wow. Well, the hell is wobbly. Yeah. Simon, your forfeit is hamster wheel. You will spend the next round in a giant Zorb ball. I could have done that for fun. All right, let's get in. Next up, it's Arthur TV. Oh my god. An angry minion. Huge. Hello, everyone. Hi. Hello. Hey, Arthur. Hello there. Blue. All right. What looks better to you? Goodness. What? That little blue mobile thing is very enticing. So, it looks like some sort of like golf car. I'm I'm thinking blue. I really can't figure out whether they're going to be really nice and generous or whether they're going to be really weird and somehow insulting. So, I have no idea. But walking in and seeing the Audi in the van, I'm I'm I'm hoping for something big. What would you say your ideal present would be? I actually have no idea. A really nice surfboard or a really fancy marble chest set. They're the two things that I would want to buy myself, but probably never would. So loud. Arthur, your presents are red. Okay. Oh, you wanted get what you wanted. All right. No, it's the reds. That's fine. Find out. Arthur, you just Oh, no. No. No. No. Play. behind the car. Oh, no way. No, please. It's a It's a natural history hamper. Oh my god. Thought they were going to roll over my stuff. Guys, the cameras. The camera. The cameras. Do I keep going? What is happening? Yeah. To begin with, cuz I put nothing else to my present. Oh, wait. There's something in this. Has he already opened it? What was I I've opened that. I haven't opened the envelope yet. What was it? It's a natural history hamper to begin with. Okay. Heard you like wildlife and [ __ ] Please enjoy on me. Why not treat yourself or a loved one to an experience at Port Limp Reserve and Safari Park. Oh, wow. House World Animal Park. That's so cool. Wow. Oh, wow. Enjoy a night of fun food, science, movies, and music at the Natur sleepover. Oh, why is it getting gassed over a dinosaur? Oh, double experience. And dinosaur pajamas. Oh, this is so epic. What the hell is this? This is a very unusual shape. Oh, I feel like I know who this is going to be from. David Beckham. David Beckham. You got David Beckham. More David Beckham. Maybe David Beckham mug collection. More David Beckham. He's got a crush. David Beckham memorabilia by the looks of it. Lots of David Beckham stuff in the old Newton E colors. Oh wow. David Beckham police sunglasses. Wow. Sign. This is the real Beckhams. David Beckham unwrapped. Is he naked in that? He is bigger than I thought it was going to be. Official Manchester. Why am I What are you doing to me? Beckham. My story. David Beckham. Jesus. Okay. It's a David Beckham hamper. Are you a David Beckham fan? I liked him growing up and a Gary Neville card. Oh wow. Gary Neville stuck in there. I'll leave this on a four for now. That's That's quite cool. There is something that I said I did want in particular, and I feel from carrying this that this might be it. I've been saying I want a marble chessboard for ages, and this is heavy and square marble. That would be insane. Imagine if that's made right here. Oh my goodness. It is. It's a bespoke London chess set. This is so sick. Oh my word. You got it. You got Oh my No, I've got this at home. Oh, wa. I mean, can't be putting that to good use, right? What is it? The Was that the the chest pieces of the the makes sense. That is insanely cool. That's currently number one. That is I'll go for I'll go for this one. There's a lot of weird shaped ones. It's like a rocket. Oh my god. That didn't move. But what is that? Oh my Okay. Oh. Oh, wow. You're so strong. Is Is it my granddad's gravestone? Oh, right. Cuz that's exactly how this felt. Given the track record today, that's not out of the question. Yeah. Heavy in many ways. Um, what the hell? Oh, it's a big crystal. It's like a vagina crystal. It's like a millions of crystals. What vaginas have you been looking at? Does he like crystals? Uh, Arthur Simon says, "Do you like crystals?" Uh, not really. He says not really. That happened to me. Sounds like seven to me. Don't drop it. Oh my god. Don't drop it. He's walking on T-Rex. Yeah. Oh, it's so hard to catch. Not the crystal. He killed you. Oh, that's No, that's cool. Thanks. Got me that. Give it a paper. Wa. A trip to Amsterdam worth £1,500. You got two trips from London Heathrow. Wow. Free strip dance. Okay, fair enough. In Amsterdam. That's That's an interesting experience. I have been very good fun. Uh that's going to be quite high. That's a three. That's a What a lovely place. Okay, next one. Oh my goodness. Whatever it is, it's good. Oh, it's the Vision Pro. Wo. When you said you got it, when you were describing it, I was like, it's pretty cool. But it does get into say it gets a bit [ __ ] Simon said it's [ __ ] Yeah, it's [ __ ] It's [ __ ] I agree. I got one. I'm so torn between one and two here. I'll leave them in this order and this one and I I'll shuffle them all down in a little bit. Final present. Can't wait to get out of here. Wow, that is very fancy. Oh, it's a big globe. Wow, that is really cool. That's very fancy. Oh, where do I put that? I It's obviously above the crystal, but slightly less personal, though. It's very fancy. Feel like these three are personal. Oh, Amsterdam Amy. You know what? I don't like David Beckham that much. I'm going to have to put this six. Sadly, Beex was number seven. So, yeah. Yeah, I know. You're right. No. Yeah, let's leave that there. He can't move it. Okay. Simon, do you want to reveal the news to him? So you just basically whichever p he can't hear me at all. I cannot hear a word you're saying. He's saying uh whatever one you put number one you guarantee for yourself, but the person who got you the present number one can steal any item. Oh my goodness. You want to lock in number one as one you want to keep. Oh, that's made it so much more difficult. The Amsterdam and the the wildlife trip. You know what? I think the wildlife trip just beats it. A lion over a stripper. Said what? A lion over a stripper. Well, the lions are naked the whole time. You know what? I think if it was a marble chess set, I would have saved the chess set, but I think just because it's not marble, I don't like London that much. Anyway, uh I'm going to put this here. [ __ ] hell. This is just This is This is going to be very cool. This is This feels like a life-changing thing. Okay, that's my final ranking. Thank you very much, guys. You locked in? I am. Okay. Wow. Who do you think bought you an Apple Vision Pro? I think Harry just because he's had one and he's spoken to me about it before. That's the only thing I'd have to go off. Yeah. Why did we invite all Harry's mates? All right, let's find out. [Music] Who is it? No way. Oh, fair play. Wow, it's me. He didn't know you'd like that one bit, by the way. He didn't have any idea. No [ __ ] research. He had no [ __ ] clue. I thought JJ was going to need the chess board cuz I hear you like chess as well. So, I do like chess. Wait, can you play chess? Yeah. Oh, we should play. Yeah, I'll be down. Well, uh, Jacob, you take his chess ball. Take his chess ball. Oh, you get to take his chess. Anything. Do it. Oh, no. It's the guy that likes chess. That is sick. Wait, what's hunting with this? The wildlife park. What is it? To where? Port Lymph. What is Port Limp? It's the ruins with like the lions and tigers in. Oh, no way. With a glass wall and stuff. Yeah. Is that Is it like real real lions? No. No. No. They're animatronics. [ __ ] hell. Chessboard. Chessboard. I respect it. I respect it. That's his thought making pro win. I think I'm regretting my decision. Taking the vision. Who do you think got you the crystal? Probably Vic cuz he's got a scientific mind. Okay. Well, let's find out. [Music] Oh, I thought you'd like the amethyst. It was Vic. It was Vic. Amethyst. Let me out. [Music] Vic, your forfeit is the briefcase. Open a mysterious briefcase. Vic star, please go and open the briefcase. Oh, no. This is my for the briefcase. [Music] Please hand out £1,000 to everybody else. Yes. Do you get to choose how much? Money. I'll give two to Simon. Oh yeah, he does. Yeah, he does. No way. Wait, is it real? Oh my god. Maybe cash. Look how clean that is. [Laughter] Last but not least, Joe Weller. Let's go. Let's go. Hello. Hello. Oh my gosh. All right, then. What the hell? He's got a pedo van. Which one do you think is yours for? I'm assuming it's the last one left. I'll go with that one. I'm expecting big presence. The side men don't go small. I reckon we could see a a jet, you know, a plane, tickets to the moon. You know, I'm open to anything. I'm least looking forward to Vick Star's presence. I think he's he's a crazy boy. He's a bit tapped in certain ways. So, who knows what he could come out with. Which side man do you think is the best present buyer? I think Ethan Bazinga. He's a very emotionally sensitive man. I think he can read people and exactly what we would want in a present. Looking at the presents, obviously I see a big white van, AB's face on it. I think there's only one thing he's going to be doing in that. Um, not safe for work, but other than that, a car. And I think like if that's the sort of benchmark, then there could actually be anything like a storage unit. Is that is it just a rat? Is that just a random storage unit? I think the sky is the limit. But I mean, seeing a lazy spot, I wouldn't want mind one of them in the in the garden. Maybe a punch bag. The best present I've seen is the bicycle. All right, we're approaching summer, so I think one of them. I'd love one. Joe, your presents are turquoise. Oh my god. Right. Beautiful. What are you trying to say? Scissors. That's all right. Okay. What should we start with? This door looking object. Oh, it's got extra gifts. I think is the one Is there one on top that you're holding? There is. Wait, is it? That's three different separate. Start with the big one. The big one. Let's start with the big one first. Are you joking me? What? Guys, it's a United States Championship. That's pretty cool. Wow, that's freaking sick. It says your name on it, too. Oh, that's [ __ ] cold. What belt is that? It's got me and Logan, dude. Our celebration. Wow. That's cool. That is cool. That is epic. I'm going to put that at two to begin with. Can I move it? Of course. That's sick. All right. That is unreal. I want to win that one day. Do you mind getting that bit of paper? All right, then. What have we got here? Let me guess. It's a voucher. If this is a voucher. Oh my god. He's excited by it. What? Wrestlemania tickets. What? And we're flying on the Virgin Atlantic. Oh my gosh. Damn. No way. What the [ __ ] guys? That is wild. However, you're already going. I'm competing. Not at Wrestlemania. Oh, at Mud Mania. In Uganda. Yes. On the 18th of April. Yeah. So, I can't make How do you How do you not know he's a mud mania guy? Someone stress. What? Five guys gift cards. No. No way. Surely that's worse. Surely that's worse. Five guys coming up for like wow to be fair guys my favorite cheat meal so they are worth £250 get you one burger each or the whole thing each one grand we'll put that at number five for now he likes his five guys he likes his five I do love his five No. What is What is this? What is that? What is this? A typewriter. Wow. A toy brighter. It's Lego. Oh my god. I'm sorry. I'm sorry you come to this video. That might be the worst present of the That's a [ __ ] That is [ __ ] That might be the worst chosen present of the video. I don't know how it relates to anything. Exactly. up there with the guitar. Okay, that might have to battle guitar. I would rather I'd rather not shock you frame the Wrestlemania tickets at least. Right, then next [Music] up Jen. Oh, for real? No, it's a wash of fashion. Joe, what's is there something in it? Is there something in it? A kitty and unlimited bottles of Buckton Wacker. Right. A cool one. Someone's still in 2014, aren't they? It's good, but it's so useful. All right. You know, five guys, you can you can have a little promotion. Okay. All right. Gucci. Oh. Oh. Oh. Gucky. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, okay. We've got a machine duffel bag. Wow, that's pretty nice. Wow. It's really going to suit me, guys. You know what I mean? Beautiful. And what's this element? Oh, it's a bag to put the bag in. Amazing. So, it's a black bag, but I swear it's smaller than Maybe it can hold your bag. Okay. Well, yeah, this could this can be a nice little third place. It's it's lovely. But this has sentiment. He's put nothing in first. Not yet. All right, then. So, what we on to the final one? I'm so sorry. Yeah, he has he has a little man got a whole entire camper van. Oh my god. Oh. Oh my god. What is it? Oh, that's sick. That's quite cool. That is pretty cool. Oh my lord. That is really cool. Is this legit? This isn't a toy. This This goes It is a Trailblazer off-road buggy. Wow. Is it road legal? Jesus Christ. The teapot. Not the teapot. Yes. Oh my [ __ ] All right then, boys. All right. A that's legend. So we actually get to keep this. Yeah. Gosh. Whoever's present, you put number one. They get to steal one of the other items. Well, I really don't want to lose a WWE bell. But is it less likely to be stolen? Yeah. Who's bastards are sick and twisted and that has your name on it? No one's going to steal it. It has your name on it. We might steal it. It has your name on it. You stole a bike bag. Do you want to throw the kitchen sink? Throw it. Kitchen sink. Wait. You reckon? For all time's sake. All right. Yeah. [Laughter] Right. Let's do this properly. Oh, this is Oh, this is Oh, it's heavy. Get a live show. Yes. Captain J. [Music] [ __ ] hell. Yay. You got You got hit by it, mate. I screwed. I was [ __ ] hell. Wild. All right, then. Oh, you can steal the Wrestlemania tickets to be fair. [ __ ] Oh, he don't care. He's not going. Where is the Wrestlemania again? That's Vegas, bro. We don't care about that one. We care about Mud Mania. Yeah. How about you take us to Mud Mania? Yes. We could do a tag team match. Get all muddy. Yeah, that is wild. All right, I'm happy with that. I'm going to lock that in. Who do you think got you number one? Road to shore. Let's find out. [Music] Tony Chel, what's he going to steal? Take his belt. Take his belt off him. Take the belt. You got to ching the money in the bank. Feels very sentimental to me. Yeah, but if he becomes a WWE champion, you could say I took his belt. We know what he's taking here, guys. I'm taking a good bag. Yeah. Don't you want here? Um, well, there's this really cool typewriter. You could definitely use it. Great type. Talk to all your new links. Toby, pick up the duffel bag. We know you got the bag. I could do with that. What? What? I'm going to take I'm going to take the Lego type. Really? I'm going to I'm a Lego man. What a great guy. Good man. Lego. Yeah. Okay. Beautiful. But Joe, who do you think got you that? No way. Surely you would have done the wrestling one. Yeah, of course. It's so hard. One, two, three. Me? You think it's me? Lucas, you're quite a typewriting man. You probably still use one. I do I do enjoy using a typewriter at the weekend. It's huge. Let's find out. Oh, kill now. You bastard. And Lego type, right? The thought was it's a typewriter that you have to build to then type. Right. So, what's the thought? Well, it's just kind of cool. I' I've never seen a Lego typewriter. I've seen a normal type. Why would Joe Weller care about that? You're not revising. It's like you get to build it and you're like, "Wow, look." All right, I get it. You know me very well. JJ, your forfeit is cursed image. An embarrassing photo of you will be used on a billboard on a van driving around central London for a day. Yes. Those videos of JJ And now the overall winner. The person who bought the best presents is Come on. It's going to be me. It's got to be me. It's screaming me. Come on. Do it. Oh, wait. There's three of you. [ __ ] [ __ ] Wait. What? Let's share the prize. Come on in. A freeway. That's bad. Oh, that's bad for you. There's only that can lose. Three got the same score at the top. Well played. Well played. Well played. This mystery box is made up of gifts that were bought by the YouTubers in this video. Show that box. Wrestlemania. My god. Yeah. Take that box to Mud Mania. Vic, put your hand in. Take one. So look. Oh, take something. I've got a backpack. After you. Is it a certain backpack? We're not going to celebrate. I've got that looks better. Why is it a backpack? I don't know. Is this the guest thought that we would like this? Thanks. I've adopted a panda. Big bounce up and down there. Oh. Oh. Oh. Green. Salad. Salad. Looks targeted. It's a bag of weeds. It's a bag of weeds. Bag of weeds. Oh. Oh my god. This gets cooked. Oh, this is heavy. Oh. Oh, I want that tinned fish. Anyone fish after I'll give him my panda. My tinfish. Thanks. He didn't give a [ __ ] off the panda, bro. What the hell? All right, I've got It's a sign. Joey Barton. Oh, wow. Honestly, I'm happy not winning right now. I definitely don't want that dancing cact. Is that more? There's more. One more. That was the worst box present. Oh my god. Name that bum hole. Are you sure you won? Was that that was that a forfeit box or No, this is this is what the guests this is what they've given us back in thanks for all of that. I don't feel bad about it's not even on you just got m your mom. Your mom. So what's winners here? Triple tie. Triple tie. We all got 27. Respectable respect. Nowhere near that. In fourth place with 26. You spoil it. It's close. You're almost one of us. You're going down, man. You're so close. You're not a loser. One point. Just know I love you boys. We're all losers together. Well, you're not, Simon. You [ __ ] lost. You're a dick. I think it's Guys, there's one point in it. One point. One point in it. JJ and Josh, for one of you, the forfeit is water sports. You will get pelted with giant water balloons. So, the overall loser is [Applause] Josh. Oh my god. Yes. Okay, Zurka, your punishment is here for your smelly presents. They were smelly. Smelly. Balloon ninja. Oh. Oh, go. You need to go high cuz he's just hitting his [ __ ] back. A over here, Josh. [Music] Go high, JJ. More of a splash. He chose the big one, by the way. They've been pretty big splashes. Yeah, you idiot. Oh. [Applause] No, no, not me. [ __ ] hell. Now my shoes all wet.