what an incredible week we've had it has been a Non-Stop Thrill Ride of remarkable things going on in the world supposed alien corpses being displayed in Mexican Congress Roblox drinking stupid juice and thinking that it's a good idea to introduce a dating app to Roblox Unity doing its best to join the dinosaurs by going extinct the greedy ghouls at the top of unity's food chain have introduced a new policy that may very well repel more people than ax body spray and send them going to competitors which will inevitably lead to a huge problem for unity all the [ __ ] they're catching is completely deserved they deserve more [ __ ] than a toilet bowl right now their decision the policy to charge per install is just so mindlessly greedy like it is Mr Krabs level of greed and it's not surprising because the unity CEO is actually a previous EA employee whom was too greedy for even EA that's how you know the sirens should be and that is a huge red flag he was too greedy for EA he in 2011 entertained the idea that they should charge for reloading your gun in Battlefield because he believed that players in the middle of a firefight wouldn't be price sensitive so they'd likely just pay for that next you know round of ammunition in order to finish off their kill so he'd literally be charging you per bullet in that [ __ ] game he also said any developers that make games without monetization in mind are [ __ ] idiots this guy only cares about money he he literally is Mr Krabs but even worse so it's not surprising to see the direction he's taking unity and I'm focusing way too much on Unity right now and that's not even what this video is about the point I was making is every single day this week there has been wild new stories coming out and today we've got another Banger that just dropped just now only a few hours ago we were blessed with another wild situation developing a mysterious hole it's a huge huge mysterious crater that looks out of this world but is it the unusual hole on portmarnock beach stopped local astrophysics Enthusiast Dave Kennedy in his tracks yesterday and he's certain the small but heavy Rock inside it came from up above as God is my witness I swear that is one of the finest holes I have ever seen there's no explanation I can give you for how this Hall could have possibly came to be which is why it's lucky the astrophysicist and joyer happened to be on the scene in order to give us a reasonable explanation for what created this hole as you can tell by here there's a Scorch mark on this side here so that would have been at the angle that it came down at and it is weighty I'm not sure if it's composition but we're definitely gonna have to find out he could very well be holding an entire brick of vibranium right there like just an entire [ __ ] block of unobtanium in his hand and he's a billionaire and we just don't know it yet the Striking hole soon caught the attention of passers-bye many hoping that what they're witnessing is the aftermath of a once in a lifetime Cosmic event dropping the sarcasm for a second why it's just a hole you can make up any story at all to go along with it I could have also come up with some fanfic too I could have said this is where the Pacific Rim aliens enter and exit our world it's actually a portal to hell like I could have come up with any explanation at all it's just a [ __ ] hole I just don't even understand how this became news like they're making it sound like this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to take a picture of this hole it's not even that special it's not even as cool as the holes that are on my body and who's to say that this wasn't just dug by a human being you know this could be something ran out of movie Holes like with Warden Walker I'm tired of digging holes Grandpa well that's too damn bad I think about that scene a lot that's probably like one of my favorite scenes in all of Cinema Point is it's just a [ __ ] hole wow I mean look at the size of it so we're down here quite a lot and uh now never seen anything like this before so it's pretty spectacular there has been no confirmation that this is the site of a meteor strike but Dave is optimistic I'm just going to rip the Band-Aid off here before finishing the new segment this is not the crash site to a meteor this was dug by a couple of dudes on the beach using children's toys oh [Applause] thanks Bernard now finally for now mysterious hole on a beach has caused a stir in North Dublin exactly as any rational person would assume this hole on the beach was made by normal human beachgoers it's not some kind of cosmic anomaly that just happened to unfold here but I just love that for some reason Dave was walking along the beach saw this and his jaw just hit the [ __ ] floor so then he just let Hulk Mania run wild in his brain and he crafted this entire story about how it was clearly the crash site to a meteorite this is just a crater formed from a super duper space rock that he now has it's the Tesseract he's got the [ __ ] all spark in his hand now from space and he's got to go get it analyzed it's just perfectly representative of the current climate of the world where no matter how simple something is people reach for the deepest most outrageous explanation for it this guy saw a hole and crafted an entire science fiction novel out of it and you see that all the time online where people will just make up [ __ ] just pull everything out of their ass based on nothing based on literally nothing nothing grounded in reality and they just make up the most nonsensical garbage and that's exactly what happened here but usually when it comes to this phenomenon of dabbling in fantasy and passing it off as real like 5gs destroying human DNA and it's a beacon to summon the reptilians they're rising up against us thanks to [ __ ] 5G usually the person spouting that is someone that is you know addicted to ketamine their minds rotting away and they're not really in the best state but in this case the guy is apparently an astrophysics Enthusiast that's what they refer to him as so it may makes no sense why he wouldn't just think rationally about a [ __ ] hole on the beach and only about a month ago I was watching the documentary from NASA on exactly what you're looking at behind you so when I looked at it and saw how uniform it is and the blast crater I knew immediately that was looking at them as an impact site Dave has spent the day reaching out to astronomy experts to see if they can help him solve the mystery of the crater on the beach hey Dave I'm not an astronomy expert but I hope you solve that mystery on the beach it was made by two guys and a Fisher-Price plastic shovel so we could put that one to bed now it is not an impact site the next step is to get this rock tested see what it's made of and see if this can be confirmed as a meteor strike in Dublin imagine the incredible Twist of this story if Dave gets that analyzed and it turns out it is a real authentic meteorite and it just turns out through the most astronomically unlikely series of events that that hole that these dudes dug was also the impact site to that meteorite so they dug this hole and it acted like a target for that meteorite in space to come hit it and Dave just finds it that would be crazy that would be unbelievably awesome I'm rooting for you Dave I do hope it's a meteorite of a meteor strike but footage emerged last night of two men digging a hole on portmarnock beach local astrophysics boss David Kennedy was startled by the discovery and thought Iraqi found in the hole might have come from the skies above today he says he's disappointed but he's still getting the rock analyzed in the hopes that it was to completely fruitless Discovery after so many people clowned on them once it was revealed where this hole actually came from they owned up to it they said where the hole actually came from much to the dismay of the astrophysics enthusiasts he says he's still going to get the rock analyzed I imagine the findings from that are going to be disappointing to say the least but hey who knows maybe maybe it really is a super rare Space Rock I'm hoping that it is because this is understandably pretty embarrassing for him and he needs a w here so fingers crossed he actually did stumble upon a really rare Rock and it's worth a lot of money here and uh yeah that's really about it see yep