[Music] in 2010 a party of toughs crooks bigots and morons and some liberal Democrats assumed control of the United Kingdom their name was the conservatives the British people had never had it so good I was skulling 15 flaming sambers at night we were synonymous with incompetence I lost the nuclear codes once corruption i' take a bullet for Richard Desmond greed actually it might have been twice but we had bad qualities too with runaway inflation stratospheric Food Bank use a broken NHS house building at a standstill exorbitant energy bills [ __ ] in the rivers 800 closed libraries 1,000 closed jaw starts collapsing schools a deadlock judicial system and billions wasted on test Trace cronies and fraud at the 2024 general election the Tories were wiped out nobody sorry coming the juice was just starting to trickle down you have thought 3 million people were using food banks or [Music] something we caught up with the victims I had to sack one of my photographers to find out what went wrong the public got greedy and see what they're doing a decade later whenever I see a Disney mural I'll reach for the Ducks where did it all go wrong there a good question s is party gate my eal budget brexit maybe pandering to the hungry oh quasi he got the formula wrong on our spreadsheet and it was pulling through the wrong cells letting women in the party I wanted to sence Nal farash that said everything I drank I drank for me country yes let's trust as a [ __ ] idiot ask Lord lebedev of Siberia then of course we were betrayed by the Marxist guilt markets they were all useless though and Gary liner we only lost 4% of our GDP that's barely a Soo house membership each andc got locked and black grod store cup the problem what a lot of them just didn't love their dying relatives enough to break Co regulations the dean put Dylan in the microwave you see they wanted to be able to afford food and today Richie [ __ ] off we never saw him again what am I doing now oh I'm glad I'm out of it I live in a hedge oh I'm volunteering in my loc laire hanging around with Nazi sympathizers mainly but that's the Guardians fault nowadays I'm a pro Speedway Rider with pool pirates live fast die faster in my shepherd's Hut with my CRS up it is cold in winter but the beauty of it is the child maintenance demands just can't catch up with you trying to get reservations at the dorsia it does hurt when I see prime minister farage on TV but you know I'm all right I'm all right I'm all [Music] right and that's all that matters I got my own bolt gun do you want to see it